This is a tank.
>>387038663
no, she's a shitty DPS, the mecha is the tank.
>>387038663
That's a human, not a tank
Best Tank
>>387038708
Thats like saying Reinhardt's suit is a tank but he isnt.
>tfw finally got to 100 hrs with D.Va
I've played more of just D.Va than I've played some games. Feels good.
I wanna fuck DVa
>>387038663
I thought they were supposed to be boats
>>387039061
>Tfw 300 hours in d.va
>Tfw got to GM using d.va only
>Tfw carry dps only teams with gold medals in comp with d.va
>Tfw D.Va
>>387038663
No this is a tank
so confusing why such a great mech that can literally shoot other bullets out of the air, would have such abysmal primary fire weapons
>>387038663
>This is a skank
ftfy
>>387039031
There's a difference between armor and a giant fucking robot
>>387039031
that's sort of accurate. without the suit he'd be pretty vulnerable
This bitch has the most cringe dialogue in the game.
>>387038663
If you remove her face marks he is indistinguishable from a generic animu girl.
>>387039451
Are you saying Reinhardt could use his shield or jets out of his suit?
Everything in D.Va's suit is fully manual as well.
One day they'll make a skin better than cop dva.
>>387039345
Right now I ALWAYS pick last and fill so most of my Comp time is healer. But with how much people are shitting on "support mains" recently and how much I prefer playing D.Va, I'm a little tempted next season to just instapick D.Va every game and only switch if absolutely no one else goes healer or if I'm being countered directly.
She's just so fucking fun and satisfying to play and cute too.
No, that's a tank pilot anon.
>>387039430
that armor and her whole design is so sexy but holyfuck she is unsatisfying to play as
This is also a tank
>>387039430
I'm still waiting for the day she gets a skin that doesn't have that stupid fucking haircut.
>>387039894
I don't know how to break this to you but
>>387039345
d.va is so fucking boring though
D.Va is the best
>>387039978
I bet you think she's only about her M2 Button.
This is D.Va we're talking about not Reinhardt.
>>387039537
does reinhardt leave his suit? no.
does dva leave her mech? yes.
good job OP i was just thinking to myself that what we need is another overwatch thread
>>387040041
D.Va has the balls to keep the fight going after her suit is destroyed.
Reinhardt just kills himself.
>>387039974
I like using Centurion but I still want another skin without a helmet where she has a different haircut.
>>387039031
But you can't play as unarmored Rein.
This is a monkey
>>387039894
They have been out for a while now
This is a tank.
>>387040108
im not talking retarded head canon, im talking actual gameplay. when dva is outside of her mech she is tasty food
she's not real, get over it
>>387040215
Fits the gameplay though.
Reinhardt rewards playing as an absolute pussy
D.Va goes balls deep.
This is a tank.
>yfw you will never breed with D.Va
>>387039345
>he's proud to be a one-trick dva main
See you in plat once they nerf DM.
>>387040175
nobody's here but us trees
>>387040250
Shut up, she's going to be real some day. Please be real. I need her to be real
>>387040297
you seem to have a completely different idea about what a tank is, dva herself isnt a tank, her mech is.
>>387040081
Actually, it's a tank thread
>>387038663
She look lik a lil boony, eetn 'er lettuce an' beries.
>>387040390
>>387040081
and here I was trying to turn it into a heroes of the storm thread
>>387039031
A soldier pilots a tank, he doesn't become a tank, anon.
This is a healer
No this is a tank.
>>387040665
>not this
>>387040525
but tank in this context refers to that characters archetype, so it would be correct to say that he is a tank.
>semantics
>>387040129
>Tfw used to love playing supports
>Now consigned to playing Winston every game
I hope to dear fucking god the next hero fulfils Winston's role. For all the dive this game has only two heroes help counter it, Winston and McRee. Used to be I could at least vary it up with Hog.
>>387039085
I wanna suck her Korean toes
>>387040361
Heard that one before when they took 200 armor off her.
>>387038663
SCHOOLGIRL DVA AND MEI SKINS WHEN?
>>387040665
This is a tank, that is also a tank.
>>387038663
>Japanese heroes have some bullshit backstory with the most paper thin connection to Japanese culture
>Chinese character is Chinese in name only
>Korean character is a walking esports meme
How did they fuck up the hero design for the Asian characters so badly considering all they had to work with?
>>387039454
>without the suit he'd be pretty vulnerable
Doubtful, irradiated maori is 600 hp of fat and muscle.
>>387041329
They will never put Mei in anything where it 100 percent nails down her body type. Too much risk of alienating the whales that flock to her for having a "realistic" figure.
>>387041496
what do you mean. Hanzo is husbando tier
>>387041496
All the characters are shit.
>>387041496
Describe McCree without using the word "Cowboy"
>>387041496
>Chinese character caring at all and worrying about the environment
I don't know if Blizz is just ignorant or they've gotten drunk off thier own koolaid.
>>387041496
>Swiss hero doesn't speak Swiss German
>Russian hero looks like someone who would be exiled from her country by the president himself
>One of the two US heroes is a cowboy with zero personality and is composed entirely of Western references
>>387041768
American Outlaw who was recruited by Reyes to join Blackwatch and make a name for himself.
>>387041496
It's almost like the country you were born in doesn't actually correlate to your personality as an individual
>>387041831
Three. reaper is american too.
>>387041996
He's Mexican, he doesn't even count as human.
>>387042178
His bio said he's from LA
>>387042178
Not much of a point when he already literally isn't human. He's an edgy nanoswarm or something.
D.Va Thread!
>>387041882
>implying the culture and traditions of a country you come from dont heavily influence who you become as an individual
how's it feel being an idiot?
>>387042178
He lost everything about what he used to be. Only Mexican hero is Sombra and she's fucking hilarious
>be a child prodigy (because we scrape only the most bottom of the barrel ideas for OW lore) in computing
>don't into academia or join a company or work on your own peoject or anything else like a civilized person
>instead become a hacker for a cartel
Only Mexican character ladies and gentlemen
>>387042462
what a qt
>>387042462
oh my god, imaging doing her on top of her mech
>>387041496
>China, Japan, Korea all have a complex relationship and shared culture going back thousands of years
>don't actually have the heroes from said countries interact in any meaningful way
>lore between them is irrelevant
>>387042845
>Implying the #1 would let you do her
I get the feeling you aren't taking me seriously.
>hated overwatch
>started using Junkrat
>actually having fun
>>387043134
Junkers is bestboy
>>387043134
Just wait until they give him 2 mines and a tire that can climb mount Everest
>>387039620
>>387039345
Ok so I'm trying to main dva. In gold at the minute. Sometimes I find myself absolutely carrying but others I just can't seem to chip away at the enemy.
It's not like my tracking or positioning skills are the issue, so I'm assuming it must be the enemy team comp affecting my results. When should I come off D.va, and what should I then switch to?
>>387043343
That riptire buff is insane man.
Our boy is going straight to the top.
>>387041831
>Russian hero looks like someone who would be exiled from her country by the president himself
Everyone can get exiled in Russia
I've recently started to play Mei a bit more and I got to say she is actually a lot of fun! I rarely get gold elimination or damage with her but it's just so satisfying to freeze the enemy tank and healer and watch my team violently murder them or trap that jump as fuck Hanzo between me and a wall.
>>387043356
The primary difficulties D.Va has are Mei, Symmetra and Zarya. Against Mei and Sym, if your team doesn't have a Winston, you're going to want to switch to him yourself (and word of warning, don't jump on Mei if she knows you're coming, ever - you want the spare time that ambushing her will offer you so you can make good use of your shield to not get frozen).
Zarya is a bit different in that how you deal with her will depend on the rest of her and your teams. But the rule of thumb is that you can do alright against her if she's somewhere below 30 - 50 charge (especially if you can track well enough to get headshots). If she's charged to anything higher, you'll want to disengage whenever you see her. If you have to switch off D.Va due to a Zarya then what you should pick varies but typically Winston is always a strong pick. Hog might be worth considering if she has no other tanks on her team because she has predictable and limited barriers to block hooks on herself.
>>387040157
i fucking love that skin but she's so boring to play.
>teammates don't follow up on engages
>enemies just ignore me and kill teammates
>enemies just walk away from me after i condemn
>when they do actually fight me they're completely unfazed by wet noodle slaps
>>387043964
>>387043996
It is always fun when a D.va player attempts to use Defense Matrix on Mei. Or when Genji tries to deflect it and panics when it does not work
>>387039620
that's fucking cute
>>387040565
m-MOMMY
I want to____d.va
>>387040361
Something that probably will never happen.
>>387043996
I'm not afraid of no Mei and Sym as D.Va. Reaper is the only one to truly fear.
>>387044472
i too want to see her get BLACKED
>>387038663
This is a rocket.
>>387044472
play star craft with
>>387044534
It's a Pharao
>>387038663
>it's not shad
>>387038663
That's actually a disruptor though
>>387044472
play
>>387039537
What's wrong with her hand?
I vote this the most stupid thread of the day
>>387044616
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
>>387044234
>enemies just ignore me and kill teammates
The best way to counter Johanna is to ignore her and go for the teammates, which it's why your job is to block it from happening.
>>387044472
bully
This is a Korean bee.
>>387044937
I'd like to deposit my honey into her hive, if you know what I mean
>>387044851
I vote this anon the most stupid anon of the day.
>>387043782
Well, she is top priority because she legit looks like a lesbian.
>inb4 is tranny
>>387044516
New Reaper is an annoying one because D.Va is the best against him if your team punishes him while DM is up. The problem with that being that people almost never capitalize before DM comes out, meaning unless you have god tier communication, the best any tank can do against Reaper is Winston if you can barrier dance well.
>>387044329
Everything about D.Va is cute.
>>387045186
But anon Russian lesbians look like Japanese school girls
>>387045301
They do
>>387038663
You know what? This brings attention to a good point
Too often I look at my team and see a Genji, a monkey, a little girl, a lucio etc.
And I say to my team "We don't have a tank." they say "Yes we do, we have D.va"
I never realise that Dva is a tank because of her goddamn portrait. I wish they'd change it to the mecha.
>>387039430
>not black
this is a bomb
>>387038663
You forgot to mention that she literally pilots a walking mech-tank. That's why she's a tank.
>>387044851
>D.Va obsession thread
agreed
>>387045362
>Tatu
>Lesbians
>>387045575
Don't ruin our childhoods any further, please.
>>387045575
>he thinks real lesbians exist
>>387044937
D.Va has no bad skins.
Where can I find a qt Korean gf like D.Va?
>>387045865
Karaoke.
>>387045865
Korea
>>387044937
i think you mean korean bae.
>>387045865
I wonder the same thing, is it even possible? Do Korean girls like white dudes?
>>387045865
At the plastic surgeon.
>not one girl with cowtits in the whole game
Drrrropped
>>387046613
>>387046719
how do we know she has cowtits?
>>387046613
Neofags have deemed big tits offensive. Doubly so if it's not a hambeast sporting them so no fun for you.
>>387046790
She is a fatty
>>387046790
Look up the Mei art, faggot. She has cowtits.
This is a better tank
>>387046613
Zarya
>>387038663
Worst girl!
>>387046825
Shamefur
>>387040175
>artificial neural network joke
You are my nigga.
>>387046940
D.Va can completely negate damage.
>>387047136
And Winston single handedly warped the entire meta around him
>>387046906
>fanart draws her with big tits so she has big tits
is this nigger serious?
>>387044534
Who brought the fucking rocket boys? Look at those legs go all the way up and make a complete ass of themselves.
I want to tickle torture a tied up D.va!
>NA servers down
>>387047287
JESUS!
She kinda looks like Raina from Orange Caramel on OP pic.
>>387047143
please don't post those in this thread
>>387047287
More like this.
This is a loader
>>387047287
This is the mercy skin we deserve.
>>387047287
>>387047487
More what? Broken spines?
>>387042327
That's even worse!
>>387047564
Yeah, sure.
This is a tank
>>387039031
>That logic
Go out there and tank damage with your 150 HP Korean ass next time your mecha is destroyed.
>>387038663
No, that is a gook.
this isn't a tank
>>387042462
Yes!
>>387047287
>fanart
You mean the official art.
Congratulations you played yourself
>>387040175
My nigga.
>>387044534
I'll smell her rocket exhaust if you know what i mean
>>387044534
If Pharah had a skin like this I might play her more.
>>387047504
I want to load her!
>>387047504
tell me sauce right fucking now
pls
>>387040129
He's not a monkey REEEEEE
>>387042178
>I have a small white penis
Fixed.
>>387038663
I want to fill her tank through pressure refueling if you know what I mean
>>387049516
I do. What're you going to do about it?
>>387039437
Sauce
>>387049940
Relax. We can't screw everyone, and by comparison, you've had more sex than me.
This is a DPS
>>387050258
>Two guns
>Looks arrogant
>Seems to be skinny and thus dies quickly
Checks out.
>>387042462
This is the best kind of D.va art. There's no need to put giant holes in her outfit, it's pure sex already. Just add slightly more to the definition to make dicks explode.
>>387047504
>>387044472
Turn into Tang with d.va!
>>387050580
>>387038663
>Draws white person
>Calls them Asian
Every time
>>387050652
>>387041215
>>387050610
>shinji's face
>>387050737
>>387050821
Please tell me they're about to shave her bald.
>>387050821
>>387041768
Gunslinger?
And if Polish is allowed, then "rewolwerowiec" - basically a revolver-user, implying a great shot with one.
>>387050909
>>387050992
>>387042467
>We live in 2017
>This man lives in 1867
>>387050580
>>387050652
>>387050737
>>387050821
>>387050909
>>387050992
This one of the, if not THE best doujin.
>>387051093
she's going to get shaved isn't she
>>387051184
>>387038663
yeah, my spank tank
>>387042862
Lore between everyone is irrevelant.
And you must be really fucking stupid or uneducated to assume common cultural root is enough for them to not hiss at each other. Koreans hate Japanese and Commie China. China in all varieties hates Japs. Japs hate China due to inferiority complex over the ages. And each of them thinks the other two are fucking barbarians.
And there is also Vietnam in this, which has beef with pretty much everyone, aside Korea.
>>387051102
>He thinks he's a free-thinker
lol
>>387051265
>>387041496
>>Korean character is a walking esports meme
The archer spot is already taken by a Japanese guy, so they worked with what was left.
>>387051359
>>387050732
>He never saw Koreans
Literally slint-eyed whites, my man.
>>387051438
>tfw Blizzard is so ashamed of their launch designs all their post-launch characters have been Neofagshit
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>387051515
>>387051604
W-where is this going?
>>387051604
>>387051503
Except that's not true at all
>>387048116
Delicious D.Va tummy, I want to kiss and lick it all over!
>>387050258
>This is a DPS
checks out.
>>387038663
I want to marry a korean!
gimme the artist name RIGHT NOW
>>387051687
>>387051665
to cuddle heaven
>>387051758
>>387051835
>>387051913
>>387052008
>DVA
>completely ruins the fucking game
>but some retard piece of shit roadhog is nerfed
HURRRRRRRRR MATRIX
LETS JUST SAP ALL THE FUN AND BALANCE FROM THE GAME
oh you want to shoot anywhere? let me just spam matrix
oh you want to ult? let me just spam matrix
oh you want to heal as ana? let me just spam matrix
uh oh im about to die!!!! suicide extreme noscopeXglitchthroughwalls OHK prime RESURRECTION JESUS
uh oh! I was knocked off a cliff, but I can just spam jetboost hehehehe me so gud
I dont even need to reload and deal stupid damage to barriers and hitbox characters, also can instant TTK with jetboost headshot
HEHE SO GUD
my unmeched form is cancerous as fuck with projectiles headshotting at 180 degrees and having 2m hitbox and no drop off with the smallest character hitbox in the game
so gud
>>387052084
>>387052163
>>387052238
But first... Let me take a selfie
>>387052327
>Search in sankaku complex overwatch porn
>More than a half of them are weird shit like sex with dogs, monster and other kind of mentally ill shit
Literally every 3d game that use sourcemaker has this kind of shit.
>>387052413
>>387038663
where is her barrel?
>>387052483
>>387052570
>>387052650
end
>>387040565
I won't see the end of it from these foot fags will I.
How do you get a cute girl to cuddle with?
>>387053450
Chloroform
>tfw i just hit 103 hours as reaper
>tfw i'm actually doing well as a character that's useless in most situations
>tfw i might figure out the secret to carrying every game as reaper
>>387046147
>>387046128
Spent a year in Korea. Can confirm in the outskirts very few Korean women are classically attractive. The ones near big cities (like Seoul) surgery like mad and are used to seeing other ethnicites due to tourists.
tl;dr, they CAN look good with surgery, but won't fuck you "just" because you're foreign because you're not a new flavor.
>>387041768
Clint Eastwood
>>387040379
how does it feel to be this autistic?
>>387040129
wow that's specist
Doomfist needs to be nerfed.
https://youtu.be/26KWRrus9DI?t=6
>Dva will never do this to you
this is a dps.
>>387039031
So a tank driver is a tank, not the actual tank he drives?
>>387038663
>take japanese girl
>call her korean
also ow sucks
>>387051691
Different anon, but it is true, as long as you aren't dealing with people working outdoors. As long as they don't get tanned, Koreans are pale enough to pass as whites with Asian faces.
>>387052464
My guess would be that it's easier to model a monster dick, since it's only loosely based on reality. If you make a real guy, you have to make it look realistic, or it looks weird. Plus, then you're spending all of your time trying to make the perfect man, which would probably be counter to what most SFM artists are trying to get out of it.
>>387054865
>nerf character that burns all cooldowns and becomes helpless
>>387055420
>not nerfing a character that has an ability that 1 shots 80% of the roster and has a 4 second cooldown
>>387051719
>>387052105
git gud
>>387040175
Top notch.
>>387043134
best boy in the new death match mode is fantastic
>tfw your trap trigger from the other side of the map and you can feel them curse your name before getting mop up by the cleaner.
>>387045408
Man that clean cut junk would actually be a pretty cool skin
>>387038663
I'd blast inside her like a tank
>>387052105
>reddit speacing
>>387040175
I wonder how many kids here got this Red Alert 2 joke.
>>387047416
How well would Euron "teleports behind you" Greyjoy do in Overwatch?
Does D.Va wear panties under her pilot suit?
>>387056973
I hope not
>>387057218
STOP! Dva is for me, a fat awkward loser, not 76!
>>387057493
My apologies
I'd put my D. in her Va
IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT
>>387057614
That's slightly better
>>387057992
'ANNA'
>>387041496
D.VA is korean in name only. It's basically anime character but they needed to have a korean character somehow since they don't have a culture of their own, and if they wanted a true korean inspired character it would be a twerking bimbo whose ulti is showing everyone her photos before she took face surgery.
>>387057614
Tracer has a GF you know
Overwatch faggots need to be publicly executed.
>>387040353
that's really the best pic you had?
>>387042327
Might as well be Mexico.
>>387058536
Hold that edge still senpai i need to shave
>>387057614
not enough art of Tracer raping/molesting girls
>>387044472
feed
>>387040565
what skin is that?
>>387058853
mommy mercy
>>387040124
I wish you could
>>387058748
>>387057614
>wanting to make hana cry while molesting her
okay this one gets my dick
>>387052105
>go zen
>press e
you're welcome anon
>>387058853
Fanservice Mercy
>>387040565
I feel better already
>>387059472
from the current event, until the 28
>>387058853
Summer 2017 one. Winged victory or some shit is the name.
>>387040565
If I don't get this skin I'm personally going to murder Jeff Kaplan with my bare fists.
>>387038663
>no tank gf
THIS is a tank
>>387059590
>mercy feet
muh dick
Sadly not even that can bring me back to this game.
>>387059919
I'm still ok with this
>>387059919
My wife should wear clothes that fit her better
>>387040565
Did shoes like that actually exist?
>>387041545
tru
>>387059919
Goddamned saved.
Koreaaaaa i am cum
>>387038663
ok? it's a game
>>387045408
the fact that this isn't already a skin, upsets me.
>>387060119
They're adding deathmatch and team deathmatch soon, and I'm honestly looking forward to that.
AND THIS ISN'T?!
>>387050258
I enjoy playing Tracer too much.
It's so easy to distract the ENTIRE team and get multi kills with her ult.
>>387052371
Oh look itsOkita Anri, you'll neverunsee it now.
>>387038663
>Shit damage at long range
>Shit damage at medium range
>Shit damage at close range
>Ok damage at CQC where everything kills you fast due to crits
>Slows to a crawl while firing weapons
>Big target
>>387063194
I'm ok with that
>>387063194
I have no idea who the fuck that is
>>387058748
>>387038663
>the female korean hero wasn't an archer
Spit out that fucking gum, its disgusting.
>>387049980
Its a redraw of cropped porn, I doubt there's more to it than what you see.
>>387038663
>korean hero
>doesn't look korean at all
>japanese heroes don't look japanese
>chinese character doesn't look chinese
>>387065270
Nigger hero does look like a nigger tho
Make u think
>>387059590
>McCree, an outlaw turned "idgaf" anti-hero, a cowboy, offensive support in-game with zero utility, gets a lifeguard skin
>Angela Ziegler, the medic and bio engineer of Overwatch, codename Mercy, the pure, no-utility healer, gets a toga
Okay, then.
They should just give up and outsource all skins, the ones they outsource happen to be the best ones made.
>>387066567
Which skins are outsourced?
>>387066868
From this event? Cree's flare gun, Widowmaker, S76. They pretty much did all legendaries from last year's event. From Anniversary, they did Bastion, '50s D.Va, Bedouin Pharah, Graffiti Tracer.