Hard mode: No "It's already ruined"

>Pokemon
Make two games set in a region based on hawaii. Remove lots of features from the last few games, make it completely linear, put in tons of unskippable cutscenes and tutorials, and add special moves that you can only use once per battle while holding a special item.

Super Mario Bros. becomes a first person shooter. No single player. Online co-op only. Maps are procedurally generated.

>Atelier
Yuri

>Fzero
It becomes a VN with denuvo.

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>Max Payne
This is pretty easy
>Make a sequel
Already ruined and a shitty idea as Max Payne 3 closed Max's character.
>Change Max's voice actor
Self-explanatory, Max's voice actor provided amazing voice work, him being changed would pretty much destroy a lot of his character
>More emphasis on cover-shooting
Meanwhile, Max Payne 3 kinda did this, not to extreme amounts, bullet time and shoot-dodging were still the best strategies. Yet it is possible to pretty much get rid of these important elements and ruin the gameplay entirely
>Regenarting health
Managing health and eating pills has been important across all of the installments, getting rid of this would ruin the game
>Ruin Max's backstory/retarded retcon
Max's wife never died and is the final villain in Max Payne 4. Her dead body he was hugging in the first game was just a decoy, now she is running some kind of secret organization. This ruins the early games in the franchise as it makes Max's grief and lost meaningless and have less effect upon replay.

>Any game
>Hamfist minorities and body positive shit into it
Ruined

>>387035443
The core gameplay can still be good.

>>387035487
>devs resorting to cramming political shit into their game for sales
No, no I highly doubt that

>>387035075
There is literally nothing wrong with Z moves

>>387034949
I can't think of a series that I like and isn't ruined yet.

>>387035619
Let's imagine a good game with good gameplay has political shit in it.

The political shit doesn't damage the gameplay.

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Make a sequel to the Exa Pico series and remove all the Hymnos songs from the game. Bonus points for making the battle system worse than in AT3.

>>387035747
Yeah, but that's like adking for a car's paintjob done by picasso. It wouldn't affect the car but it's impossible for it to happen

>>387034949
pokemon: remove gyms
paper mario: remove battle system and unique characters
Persona: release persona 5

>>387034949
Nothing comes to mind..

>>387035747
Valkyria Chronicles.

>Final Fantasy
Each game going forward will be Final Fantasy XVI followed by nothing but sequels, featuring a wide and diverse cast made possible by partnering with Bioware. The player will have options of multiple endings which amount to:
>save the world
>save the world like a nice person
>save the world but be a dick about it
Due to partnership with Gamestop, 7-Eleven and Taco Bell, several plot important side-quests that explain some of the game's larger plot holes and the most powerful items will be locked behind time-sensitive pre-order bonuses and region-locked promotions. After the promotions it will no longer be possible for anyone to access them.

Game will run on the Unity Engine, will be open world and a variety of features make it easy and welcoming for people who have never seen technology before.

>>387034949
give it to EA

>>387034949
>Yakuza
Kiryu moves to America to start a new life.

Sonic was never good

>>387035923
>paper mario: remove battle system
Isn't that what the Wii one is? I remember getting so pissed about that, that it turned into the first game I ever sold.

>>387035747
Nigger / faggot detected

>Kingdom Hearts
Remove all the sprites/effects

Kingdom Hearts developed by PlatinumGames

>>387036597
I don't know. That could be pulled off if done right.

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>Fable
They already ruined it as much as they could.

ken has two low forwards. and he is broken in every game. ken.
sf street fighter. the blonde one is gay. soft kisses. licking lips. homo eroticism is virtuous. nigger faggots.

>>387034949
Grand Theft Auto
>multiplayer only
>free to play
>to unlock new weapons you either have to grind for hours or pay with real money
>after every death you have to wait 2 hours to respawn or you can skip this cooldown with real money
>modding is completely forbidden

>>387036840

Fable The Lost Chapters is so good.

How is it possible fuck up so bad it makes me so sad. TLC is probably one of my favorite games of all time.

Fable 3 was so bad its amazing.

>>387036975
That sounds like APB Reloaded, minus the respawn wait time.
To be fair though APB isn't bad, it has the best customisation I've ever seen.

>>387035089
After Kingdom Battles, this may acually be a possibillity.

Subnautica but with guns

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>>387034949
>Spyro the Dragon
;_;

Zelda: make it an open world nonlinear game

>>387035923
Persona was ruined the moment 4 came out.

>>387035675
chuuni detected

>EDF
4 hour long story based campaign
competitive esports multiplayer focus
its a fps moba

>Dead Rising
Apart from everything that's already happened. Remove PP and leveling. Make it linear. Make it one of those L4D shitty 4 player multiplayer only things.

>>387034949
The Witcher 4
Gerald is now a Lesbian African Woman with an afro

Guess these three

>Have less characters and worse netcode and load times than the previous game, pump all the budget into esports advertising and then charge people for new content.

>Ruin the much loved combat system by making it mashy and lacking any sort of depth, and then market all future games to fujoshis.

>Same as above but also make it open world

>>387034949
>SMT
Persona

>Timesplitters: Revengence

Gritty FPS reboot
Regenerating health
No wacky characters
Only takes place in three time periods (WW1, Operation Desert Storm and a really generic future war setting)
Limited gun selection
Completely linear story mode
No local multiplayer
<10 multiplayer maps
Cortez is now black
Retcon the first 3 games

Dragon Age
>throw the story down the shitter
>create obnoxious companions
>make a needlessly huge open world map
>create dozens of bullshit activities to hide the lack of actual content
>lock the story behind those activities
And I thought it couldn't get any worse after DA2
At least the gameplay is kinda cool I guess

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>>387034949
>Yakuza
the fanbase
oh nvm it's already been done since the release of yakuza 5

>>387036617
Arin pls leave

> bloodborne
Microtransactions
Slower gameplay
> smt
No chaos
> league of legends
It's already ruined but i'm addicted so even if Anthony Burch were to work at riot i'll still play but i'm glad something like that will never happens

>>387034949
>Hitman
The 2nd season of 2016 becomes Absolution 2.0, only now it has micro transactions. 47 also has a different VA.

>>387036840
>tfw still waiting for Fable 2 pc port
One day I'll play that shit

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>>387034949

It's alre--

Oh.

>>387037112

You should give Anniversary a try next time it's on sale. Be prepared for some models to feel...off but otherwise I loved it. The DLC is stupid but worth it on sale.

>>387035089
>FPS with procedurally generated maps
has it been done before?
it seems like a good concept

Microtransations will ruin literally anything

>>387034949
I don't know what more could be done to fire emblem. It already went over a decade with no sequel after dragon quarter was so radically different to all the other games. And then 6 comes out, and it's on mobile. Maybe I can give up all hope if it turns into pachislot?

>>387039431
wait, why did I post fire emblem. I meant breath of fire. god dammit

>>387038761
"series you love"
Being a dickrider doesn't equal to that.

>>387039484
You aren't wrong anyways.

>>387035075
It started with XY

>>387038950
Sounds like a fucking mess.

>Kirby
The Bus Comes Back too hard and needlessly shoves old characters in for nostalgia, or even worse, waifubait.
Maiin campaign is made tougher and rougher, with an ow the edge plot to up it. Same good level design, just made much tougher than a kirby game should be.
DLC, period, but let's grind the shoes on the game's face and make it more amiibo-only abilities - and everyone's favs too, like smash, ESP, ufo, and some of the People's favorite kirby 64 abilities! All the amiibo abilities!
Oh, and let's bring Dark Matter back just cuz. No other reason, no plot, let Dark Matter hijack it.

>>387034949

>Bayonetta
easily ruined just by replacing Bayonetta

>>387039715
Can't ruined what was ruined

Devil May Cry...
>Hard mode: No "It's already ruined"
Oh, nevermind then

>>387039835
how can you ruin which was shit from the very start

>>387040432
FUCK YOU

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>>387039258

This fucking game has been wrecked by modern practices like this.

>Moderately hype, first game was good even if it raped LotR lore
>Sequel announced, looks better as a game even if it goes balls deep and dry on the lore front
>$99 for game and DLC announced at launch
>Preorder bonuses out the ass
>Always online DRM
>Microtransactions and loot boxes
>This is a single player game
>Hype killed

Jesus fuck. I'll pick this up in a year or two when the GOTY drops to $20 you fucking kike motherfuckers.

>>387038950
Not procedurally generated, but Blockforce lets players build a map then fight on it. You have to overlook the Minecraft aesthetic to really enjoy it.

>>387039509

What does that even mean?

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Halo :( Halo 4 was okay but Halo 5's story was horrible. At least they made the multiplayer more enjoyable. I just kinda wish the community isn't as bad as it is now.

Gran turismo series without used shitboxes

>>387041341
Don't forget
>putting niggers in your game when you already have orcs

>>387037338
Don't forget
>add western rpg mechanics
>add voice acting
>make sure to give zelda a fake british accent
>add as many koroks as possible
>make the dungeons absolute shit
>make the iconic green tunic a reward for a tedious sidequest

>>387034949
There's nothing I can do to ruin most of my favorite series that the devs and publishers haven't already

>>387035075
dont forget make them insulting easy even for a childrens game
make sure no trainer has more than 3 pokemon so Z moves are stupidly broken ingame because it deletes a third of everyones team for free

>>387041548
I don't even care about the weird direction the story is going in just make it interesting to play through. God 5's campaign was so lame.

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remove dungeons
oh fucking wait

make it a 2d platformer
oh never mind

>>387042140
Dungeons were boring, repetitive, and way over-stayed their welcome. I loved the finely constructed and above all DENSE overworlds 1 and 3 had, and the added time limit meant you had an extra layer of pressure moving you on.

>>387034949
Dues Ex
>replace blea. modern day aesthetic with out of the ass futuristic setting
Oh wait
>remove fun conspiracy theory stuff and replace it with serious attempt at tackling discrimination
Fuck
>Add quest markers pointing you in the right direction
Shieeeet
>make it a coridor shooter I guess
Ok, that one's worse than what squeenix already did I guess

>>387041456
Wow! The MGS2 fag asking for explanations, what a shocking surprise!

>>387042337
Are you high or something?

>>387042434
>A-are you high?
What a pathetic attempt, shouldn't even had bother.

>>387039663
XY had more features than SM.

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ITT: People post shit from recent games they don't like.

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>make a cool semi-historical game with some fun and unique gameplay elements, cool setting and intriguing story
>make a second game with more humor, more freedom, more cool gameplay elements
>keep adding more crap
>like seriously, there's tons of side missions now
>why the fuck do I need to gather so much shit, why do I need to defend my assassins when they're under attack
>this is getting ridiculous, the whole map is cluttered with side-missions
>no I don't want to buy multiplayer costumes fuck off
>wait what happened to desmond again? now I'm just some abstergo employee playing games for a living, just let me be a pirate for fucks sake
>what the hell is happening

Alternatively:
>be ubisoft
>ruin series

>>387039679
What are you even trying to say?

>>387042914
Basically make Kirby: Act Zero with nostalgia-pandering, wafiubait, and amiibo locked content.

>>387035849

This is the worse fucking metaphor I've ever read

WTF were you thinking

>>387042802
It's more like people posting what they think the game is rather than what is really is.

>>387043035
I think you might be a little retarded anon.

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Super Mario

Directed by Sonic Team

>>387035089
>Online co-op
>Nintendo
Yeah right

>>387039679
>post is supposed to be shitting on Robobot
>has never played Robobot.

>>387042906
It still amazes me how much they destroyed that series and still insist on making more games even after completely butchering it

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>>387037490
This comes to mind.

>>387042906
Rogue and Black Flag were fun seafaring games, don't know why they were part of the AC series though.

Street Fighter
>Mobile game with gatcha characters
>Only installment in series for 8+ years
>Swipe to move, only 3 spaces you can move to
>Single punch and kick buttons, every move performs a short combo on connect
>Blocking is random (percentage-based)
>All special moves are meter-based and need grinding to unlock
>Spend money to get coins for super combos, instantly removes 50% of enemy life and can't be blocked, can be used online
>All graphics are rehashed from 2D sprites
>Guest characters from literally who japanese tv shows, advertisements for real life brands as costumes

>>387038950
Tower of Guns is pretty fun desu

>>387034949
>Hard mode: No "It's already ruined"
>most posts are about shit already ruined

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>Remove dice roll systems
>Add quicktravel
>Replace setting with generic fantasy setting
>Add paid DLC that adds trivial things rather than full expansions
>Make UI a clunky mess intended for consoles
>Streamline combat and remove any character planning
>Remove player input on character progression

>>387042606
I'm genuinely asking you if you're under the effects of narcotics or if you're a projecting faggot that gets triggered when someone talks about a video game you don't like

>>387034949
>Commandos
Release a fourth installment and make it FPS instead of tactics game.

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>>387034949
>Touhou
Put the mainline games on home console.
Translation by NIS.
ZUN handing the series off to a company.
Give it an official anime adaptation.

>>387034949
>we want the call of duty audience

Is the gaming industry self aware enough to realize how fucking dumb that was? It was such a fucking boner.

>silent hill
I don't think I can top reality for how it has been ruined.

>>387037378
Persona was ruined when 3 made it into a weeb dating sim,

>>387044012
Not going for hardmode, I see

>>387043691
Indeed. It mostly makes me sad though. I think the series could have been great if they focused more on the meat of the game rather than all the side stuff.
But the creative team is powerless before the marketing team, and if they say multiplayer and micro-purchases are a must, they'll have to spend their time on that.

>>387043763
Haven't played Rogue but BF was fun. Even the Assassin parts. No more ripping wanted posters off walls, guns were easier to use, good cover system.
Shame they dropped the overlaying Desmond story entirely though. If you're just gonna be a company employee just do away with it altogether.

>>387034949
>Duke Nukem
Have gearbo- oh wait

>>387036620
Spm was good though. Lots of fun to be had and amazing level design

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Running costs HP
Monster level scale with you
Party members leave, taking your expensive equipment with them and never returning
Backtracking to old areas multiply times to get anywhere
Can only gain money from selling items

>>387035346
>Ruin Max's backstory/retarded retcon
I'm angry just imagining some retard in charge of the series making this a reality.

>>387036430
Unless you're a sports franchise or racing franchise, this is true.

>Doom
Doomguy now talks.
Makes quips all the time.
Written by Anthony Burch.

>>387044324
>Can only gain money from selling items
But lots of games do this just fine, like SMT4 and FF12.

>>387044012
Remake Morrowind with:
>the unique art direction of oblivion
>the quest design of skyrim
>the bug-free playing experience of daggerfall

Todd has only just begun.

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>>387035075
>Gen 4 remakes will be the same shit that sun and moon were

>>387041849
>S/M
>Easy
I've beaten all of Drayano's hacks in a nuzlocke so I like to think i'm pretty good at Pokemon, that being said Totem Lurantis, Hau's Malie City battle, Totem Mimikyu and the Elite 4, especially Kukui were pretty challenging

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>>387044683
But anon, the bugs are a feature of all Bethesda titles. They're part of that unique charm they possess.

>>387042742
>XY had more features
Oh god. I thought that XY was awful.

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>>387035089

>>387044894
SM is leagues better than XY. Don't listen to him.

No One Lives Forever 3 starring Archer from Archer.

>>387044192
AC3 was the last AC game for me, AC4 and the others may be fun (if you ignore the fact that 70% of the game will always be filled with collectibles and repetitive minigames) but there's not even a story anymore.

>>387044725
Gen 4 was shit to begin with, it can only be an improvement.

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Keep using Phoenix Wright in the lead role.

Hey, they know what they're doing!

>Mass effect.
See mass effect andromeda.

>>387045597
>Added the physical special split
>Great new additions besides a few of the old evos
>Slowness was fixed in Platinum
>Cynthia
>Pokemon Yaweh
Oh shit nigger what are you talking about?

>>387034949
>Etrian Odyssey
Playable on a single screen where the map auto draws as you walk, walls included.

Is there even any long-running vidya series that hasn't been ruined, yet?

Can't think of one.

>>387045016
>no horde battles
>no PSS
>no triples and rotations
>no amie minigames
>no battle test
>no dungeons at all
SM was shit.

>>387045169
Yeah, that was the real problem for me as well.
If you ask me, they should have put more effort into Desmond's story line. Have him use his new assassin skills to infiltrate Abstergo buildings or something.
Add a few Watchdogs elements maybe, third-person shooter gameplay combined with some assassin moves.

But no, they chose to have you sit around in bases and caves, talking to people who don't matter at all for the story.
Didn't they have to stop a satellite launch? Weren't they at war with a secret society that controls even governments? Couldn't they write ANYTHING other than using the animus to collect info on relics which you didn't even go and collect yourself?
I don't even remember how Desmond's story ended to be honest, just that it was a huge disappointment.

>>387045817
Wolfenstein is in a pretty good place right now.

>>387045846
those who say SM are good are just blindly following the fact that "its pokemon so its gotta be good!" and have no evidence to prove that its good compared to any previous games.

>>387045846
>No Horde battles
>No Battle test
....and that's a problem how?

>>387045742
>>Great new additions
Such as? Most of the fun stuff came from gen 3 to begin with or were useless gimmicks like the Poketch or seals
>>Slowness was fixed in Platinum
It was just as slow in Plat but now cities like hearthome would run at a somewhat lower framerate and saving a lot of data was even longer
>>Cynthia
Knock off Steven
>>Pokemon Yaweh
Which is the biggest problem of that gen, literal poke gods

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>tfw can't think of anything because every franchise I liked has been destroyed for one reason or another.

My social life follows a similar pattern

>>387046081
>removing the best method for ev training
>removing content of any kind
Of course it's a problem

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Make a remake with characters talking in modern English, using curse words and sarcastic remarks. Also hire American voice actors.

>>387046081
>hordes gave a chance to get a shiny or high base stat pokemon so you didnt have to dick around with the stupid finder for five hours because something ruins your streak
>lets remove that
>Not a bad thing

>>387034949
>Pokemon/Mario/Zelda
>Port it to PC

>>387046374
I would kill myself

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>>387034949
>F-Zero
Awkwardly shoehorned motion controls. Simplified steering mechanics that remove slide turning, strafing, and drifting.
No machine customization.
No story mode.
No character profiles or individual theme music for each character.
Horrible Star Fox Zero-tier graphics that will look extremely awkward next to Fast RMX and other current futuristic racers.
And finally, due to Ninty's lack of faith in F-Zero as a brand, it'd be treated almost like an early access game. It'd have only 10 or so characters + machines and 16 or so tracks at launch. The rest would be DLC if the game performed well and enough idiots bought the season pass.

>>387045972
They killed Desmond in AC3, then they just decided to completely disregard the whole story they've been building for years.
They COULD have made an interesting present-day story even without Desmond, but y'know, it'd actually take effort and writing and all that complicated stuff that makes your game worth playing...
And the worst part is that they'll probably keep milking the series forever without ever putting it out of it's misery, it just makes me sad.

Fallout
>Predetermined male character
>Series reboot to prolong plot stagnation
>Skills and stats are now just le funny vault boy pictures, no numbers either, just named ranks with pseudo-50's adjectives like "swingin'!"
>1 major city/quest hub, everything else is copypaste dungeons in 1 of 3 themes: buildings, caves or vaults
>Dialogue choices replaced with "character mood" which gives you an automatic disposition towards anything, can only be altered out of conversation
>IP owned by a new studio made up of millenials that didn't even play the originals and openly hate tabletop RPGs

>>387046374
Bonus points. Have him talk about the problems with toxic masculinity embodied by Caine and a bunch of other SJW stuff. Have one vampire randomly tell him they're trans.

>>387034949
Baldur's Gate 3: Clash of Sword Coast Clans
Clone of those shitty Clash of Clans games for mobile

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Maximum damage

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>Metroid Games Focus on Zero Suit Samus.
>All upgrades are now attached to the ZS
>There are no cosmetic changes as she upgrades

>>387038761
>Not MGS 4
Want to know how I know you have shit taste?

>>387034949
But Federation Force, New super mario bros, Skyward sword, SSB Brawl, Final fantasy past 10, And the upcoming mobile Animal crossing mobile game (inpart) already exist.

>>387034949
>Max Payne
>Add a cover mechanic
>Limited weapons
>Let a studio other than Remedy make it
>Not written by Sam Lake, written by some hack like say, Dan Houser
>Set it somewhere stupid and give Max a really flimsy reason for being there
>Ignore series conventions like dream sequences, weather motifs and humourous enemy dialogue
>completely change the tone of Max's character and turn him into an angry bruce willis clone
>instead of comic book cutscenes just do regular cutscenes but make them look like garbage with shitty 'motion comic' effects
>make them unskippable too, totally ruining the replayability of each level
>rip off one popular modern movie instead of writing something original with shades of various genre movies
Yup, that'd do it. The thought makes me shiver, thank fuck nothing like this ever happened. Ha

>>387046705
I mean that would be pretty bad, but would something so superficial ruin the whole franchise for you?

>>387034949
>Metroid
Go the lazy route and make Metroid: Breath of the Wild instead of carefully crafting an intricate, memorable Metroidvania.

>>387047193
>Only the beginning

>>387046895
I really hope this is bait. There's a difference between a subpar game and a game that ruins a franchise. If you think Brawl ruined the franchise then you're a retard

>>387034949
well it is already ruined..

everything has been ruined and ruined for years.

fuck!

>>387046774

MGS4 was deeply flawed for sure but I still held out hope for future entries to the series when it was finished. If it weren't for everything supernatural being retconned with nanomachines, it wouldn't even be that bad to me except for the last half having no replay value.

MGSV left me convinced that the series is not just over but needs to be. They don't know what to do with it anymore.

>>387046648
Blame stupid 12yo's for eating up whatever Ubisoft shits out. I genuinely believe the creative team at Ubisoft is as good as any.
But when they tell direction that they want to make a new storyline, they're like "Fuck no, kids skip cutscenes anyway, no one cares for the story. Games with lots of side-quests sell well, go place random junk all over the map for players to collect!"
That's what you get with a huge corporation, they don't want to take risks and there are too many stakeholders involved.

>>387034949
Half life.
Make an episode three.

>>387046895
Federation Force is a spinoff bro
That's like saying Mario Tennis ruined Mario

>>387047214
pls stop, i dont want to imagine this

>zelda

let ninja theory make it

Timesplitters
> Use the series as Cryteks entry in the world of moba shooters
> Characters all now class based
> No story or arcade mode, only online multiplayer
> Buy the Zombie Character Pack! Only £11.99

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>>387046374

>Everyone thought Kain was some god or some shit.
>Gangs kept talking about shit he'd done before, rumors it whatever.
>None of those fuckers knew what they were talking about.

>Gravity Rush

A western developer now owns the IP and never releases another game.

>SMT
more talking and less gameplay, oh wait persona already exist

>>387047269
Of course it's bait, the fact that he put on NSMB should tell you that.

>>387047890
Yeah but Persona is a spinoff so who cares.

>>387037652
SC2
Monhun or something?
Wait is this one monhun?

I probably got all these wrong.Fuck starcraft 2

>>387047269
>>387047956
>NSMB
>Not slippy slidey garbage with too much weight to the characters
>not having ass backwards mechanics to it so in as to clearly show its inferior to the old games that give you so much more precision and control over your character

That's probably the whole reason mario maker feels like ass compared to the games it sources itself from.
>Brawl
>Not so bad it killed its own scene because of the lack of character depth and all the infinite bullshit

Character and stage skins and mods don't make the base game less bad, Brawl was a garbage pile of trash.

t.smash 4 player

Warcraft 4
>Uses the clusterfuck of WoW lore
>Requires tie in books to understand what happens between chapters
>Maps are in a pay for mod market
>Need a subscription to connect to battle.net
>can't play singleplayer without online connection
>Go back to two races, horde and alliance
>Only orc and human units with other heroes
>special offer transfer your wow character in as a hero that starts with your gear!
>tavern overwatch heroes

>>387034949
>Darkest Dungeon
>Lock every hero behind a paywall, half of the heroes yo get at the stagecoach are paid
>Implement a soft/hard currency in the game,use the soft currency to upgrade the buildings and shiet
>upgrading weapons at the blacksmith, stress relief, the guild, is in real-time, taking up to 4-5 hours in higher levels
>Building upgrades are also in real time
>you use the Hard currency to upgrade the building, and you only get them by doing timed daily quests
>everytime you go to the dungeons you spend "stamina" and the only way to refill it is by buying it with real money or waiting 24 hours in real time
>Trinkets are now rarer than ever, the chances to get them as a quest reward is extremely low
>only free heroes are the Jester, Leper and Crusader, the highwayman you get at the start is the only free HWM in the game
Tl;dr
>Darkest of Clans: Clash of Dungeons!
[Android and IOS exclusive] [Coming soon to Windows 10!]

>>387034949
Devil May Cry
>DMC5 has one playable character, enemies that are easy to fight when you're a scrub, stripped back mechanics so casuals can do crazy stuff straight away and drastically reduced skill ceiling, Sparda is teased but not playable, Vergil doesn't reappear, Dante is grim, no grand Gothic architecture, the story mode is full of backtracking and puzzles, Bloody Palace is paid DLC and has no settings or options, XBOne exclusive

>>387048469
>>special offer transfer your wow character in as a hero that starts with your gear!
>>tavern overwatch heroes


Id play it.

>>387048446
>>Not slippy slidey garbage with too much weight to the characters
>>not having ass backwards mechanics to it so in as to clearly show its inferior to the old games that give you so much more precision and control over your character
None of this applies to NSMB anon.

>>387048446
Shit I just looked it up, it does use NSMB for all its physics no matter what mode its on. Never even realized. Whatever, its still a pretty fun game.

>>387034949
Legacy of Kain by Telltale

>>387048584
I'd play a shitty custom map with that, it would ruin the regular game. Overwatch not so much, but eh.

>>387048569
>Bayonetta is a guest character.
>Never get to fight her.
>She beats Dante in every cutscene fight.
>Dante constantly insults her like he knows her

>Bomberman
>plays now like RTS
>jumping is a huge mechanic for avoiding bombs from flying dragons
>sometimes you also roll dice and your character has stats like DnD
>Dance Dance Revolution minigames inbetween

>Ogre Battle
>Give it to Square
Oh wait...

>>387037848

I will raise you one

>Overreliance on Anime voice actors instead of ink suits because ypu never know if the guy voicing a main character is doing drugs so you cant have him in future roles
>Removal of the quirky humor and replace it with shitty satire
>Removal of tie ins and place in a completely fictional city

>>387047501
FUCK YOU

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>>387034949
Easy, make a sequel to the game, except kick out the two masterminds behind the series, don't respect the source material at all, pull thumb out of ass, lick it, put it back in, and voila! Star Control III.


Even saying that name makes me want to puke.

>MOTHER 4
>The dialog references all the dank memes from the past fifteen years

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>enter thread
>realize all my favorites series were ruined long ago

>>387045817
3D mario is the only one i can think of off the top of my head

>>387046459
they're all on pc thought

>>387045817
Most Nintendo IPs like Zelda, Mario bar paper and part and Kirby

>>387048486

forgot about that there are heirlooms in the game, and that basically they are the "hard currency" in the game, fuck
well, just make them rare to obtain, and also obtainable by paying real money

>>387034949
MGS

>>387034949
>Halo
Make it like Call of Duty. Oh wait...

>>387041341
>first game was good even if it raped LotR lore
First game was boring repetitive bamham bullshit with a QTE final boss. It was already garbage.

>>387035923
>pokemon: remove gyms
People have been begging for this for years

>>387049802
And would you look at that, the game is shit without them.

>>387049003
>>387049231
>3D mario
Don't pretend the Galaxies and 3D World never happened.
Although I have to admit SMO looks promising.

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>>387035619
Crypt of the Necrodancer
>devs are SJWs as fuck
>all men in the game are retarded, evil or try to impede the stronk women
>one of the unlockable characters is "gender non-binary"
Yet the game managed to have really great gameplay and soundtrack. If it wasn't for The Witchter 3, it would have been my GOTY. Political affiliation doesn't necessarily impede with good game creation.

>>387034949
ME3 HD remake

>>387049946
>Don't pretend the Galaxies and 3D World never happened.
Why would I pretend that never happened? They're good games.

>>387035075
>Z moves
>Bad

Dwarf Fortress: add gender/sex orientation shit in a game of fucking DWARVES, the manliest race

Oh wait, thats what they are already doing, fuck you Toady

>>387035923
>remove gyms
Trials >>>>>>>>> gyms any day

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>>387039509
>>387042337
>>387042606

>>387034949
>.Hack
Reboot the entire setting and replace the cast with tumblrfags.

>>387050209
>more complexity being added to a game loved for its complexity
I fail to see the issue.
>implying any race or sex could resist the charms of dwarven men

>>387049985
>>all men in the game are retarded, evil or try to impede the stronk women
???
most of the playable men don't really have personalities to speak of and the "impeding of stronk women" is literally just Cadence's uncle recommending that she doesn't go looking for her uncle in a literal death hole

>>387050396
>more complexity being added to a game loved for its complexity
Literally this could be done with any other aspect of the game, not SJW bullshit.

>>387045846
You forgot
>No Super Training which was an easy way to reset EVs without needing to farm a thousand berries

>>387050351
What

>>387050524
He could do both.

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Oops, they already ruined it.

A faithful sequel to this then. Bring back Spiralmouth and that Ren & Stimpy writer. Go ahead and put Crash in a mental asylum and Cortex in a fucking circus, then have Nina be the protagonist. Game's main setting is now the Academy of Evil, how about that? Also, because Nina has no affiliation with any of the animal characters, the animal characters barely make an appearance.

>>387050692
>twinsanity
>bad
Pick one.

>>387050810
Reading comprehension nigga

>>387034949
DKC, take out the rolling jump

>Ace Attorney
Despite the friction between the fanbases of the two lead characters, let's add in a third, then make the next game exclusively about her. Let's change Apollo's personality completely and make him annoying and overbearing, basing it completely on a throwaway joke line from the last game. Let's take Phoenix's hobo mastermind persona from the last game and throw it out completely. Let's also reduce Trucy to a one-note character and force her into the background. And, despite the relationships between Phoenix, Apollo, and Trucy being largely unexplored, let's just leave it that way.
While we're at it, we should remove half of the gameplay and the character-exploring dialogue that goes along with it. And that's not enough, if the player presses the wrong statement looking for funny/character-exploring dialogue, we'll just assume they're retarded and tell them exactly what to do.

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>>387034949
>Dota
It turns into League.

>>387050479
>bard is the necrodancer
>dad tries to be a hero and fails, then become the Dead Ringer
>uncle to tries stop the stronk woman
>monk is the only good guy, but he's black for progressive brownie points

I can see the SJW influence, but that doesn't detract me from all the enjoyment the game gave me. Hell, you can just disable cutscenes and most of what I mentioned above doesn't matter at all.

>>387037652
>>Ruin the much loved combat system by making it mashy and lacking any sort of depth, and then market all future games to fujoshis.

this one sounds like Tales

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>>387034949
>Jet set radio
1st person, procedurally generated maps and shadow the hedgehog ost

>>387050810

Other than fairly solid gameplay, yes. It's inexcusable how disrespectful the game is. Crash of the Titans is no better in that regard, but that came after most of the damage was already done.

>>387037652
SFV
Not sure about the other 2.

>>387051569
>Tales
Tales is weird because the classic titles went back and forth between actually having depth (Rebirth, Abyss, late-game Symphonia) and having no depth at all (Phantasia, Legendia, some of the PS1 games)

>>387050524
>not SJW bullshit
You've obviously never had a conversation with Toady if you think he's a SJW.

>>387046774

4 had a done of problems with pacing, gameplay to cutscene ratio, ass-pulls in the story, etc.

But those are all mainstays in the MGS series, it felt like a metal gear game and focused on the characters and crazy stupid shit that happens to them.

V was just some dude made to look like BB either killing generic soldiers in afghanistan and africa or attaching a balloon to their asses. It was devoid of any charm or gravitas.

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>take away logic and reasoning
>add magic and emotions

LOOK YOUR HONOR THE WITNESS JUST SWALLOWED! THIS IS CLEARLY PROOF THAT HE IS THE MURDERER!

>>387034949
>Megaman battle network
It becomes the next browser/mobile competive ccg gatcha hybrid thing, which is intially a godsend, but quickly devolves into a shit follow the meta fest.

>>387034949
>Splinter Cell
kill Sam's daughter, bring Sam's daughter back, kill Lambert, replace Sam's voice actor, make the game action oriented, remove sound meters, remove interrogation, add QTE's, remove light meter, add checkpoints, remove variable speed, add aimbot as a feature, hire some hack to write the story

oh wait

>>387052195
>we need a way for Apollo/Athena to prove that the witness is lying
>but we can't be assed to have clever writing
>make sure the judge 100% believes that their weird magic bullshit is true, too

Make Frontier mainline

>GTA

Make a serious criminal drama story.

>>387053141
Didn't the original writer say he wanted to end the series after the PW trilogy?
Maybe this was his way of saying "fuck you I'm done".

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>Dawn of war
Make the series focused around heroes and abilities like some kind of single player ASSFAGGOTS abomination.

>>387052990
I'm still buttmad, still replay CT/pandora every now and again

>>387046673
dlet this now

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>>387041305

>>387034949
Mount and blade, it never releases the sequel.

>>387034949

>Any series

>Turn it into a sjw shitfest

Fight me

>>387035075
This post is 100% correct

>>387035675
>>387039663
>>387050170
are assblasted /vp/ kids

S/M were awful Pokemon games and the series will forever be ruined by them, especially when the next games are LITERALLY just retellings of S/M.

All the cute girls are redesigned by SJW western tumblrites.

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>>387054378

Nobody actually likes SJW shitfest games.

The people who care about the SJW shitfest care absolutely zero about the game itself, ultimately doing absolutely nothing but causing harm to whatever series it is.

>>387035075
FPBP
don't forget, make the series garbage 3D with a smaller more linear overworld with no caves

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Make a "sequel" that is a shitty facebook app.

Please let the actual sequel it is FINALLY supposed to get be decent

90% of Souls lore is stitched together by happenstance and wasn't pre-planned or thought out whatsoever. It's all ambiguous so they don't HAVE to plan shit out because the autistic fans will do it for them and pretend like they solved some great mystery

>Old 2D sprite game gets reboot/Spiritual successor
>Reboot uses 3D models instead of 2D sprite art

Has this ever resulted in something that actually improves the old games?

The final expansion for Total War: Warhammer will be End Times/Age of Sigmar, forcing people to update to the new edition.

>>387054647
funny you post crash when the people behind the remake worship anita and even made tawna meet her ideas

>>387034949
Doom
>Takes place in modern time
>Retcon Demons into being Aliens
>20 minimum walking segments and HL cutscenes on every mission
>Said cutscenes don't actually give any backstory and are just there to develop your generic squad team that you don't even like
>The actual story is hidden away by collectibles
>Health is so low you die in 3 hits, but it regenerates
>Campaign has limited ammo. So limiting that you'll run out of bullets every 1/10th of the mission, so you either have to restart the mission or pay microtransaction to get more bullets
>Final level is behind DLC
>Ending is separate DLC with no gameplay and just a cutscene
>X politician that disagrees with the Devs is literally Hitler and is the main bad guy
>Can do Single Player, but is clearly designed to be 4 players
>Multiplayer gets kill streaks and loadouts
>No local multiplayer
>Cosmetics that cost real life money
>Can't play multiplayer without the DLC map packs
>FFA and Team battles will count you shooting a guy once after your teammates shot him a bunch more a kill for you if you got the last hit
>Gets a TF2 clone spin off that's online only and all the characters added in future updates are clearly overpowered compared to the rest of the cast, but the fanbase refuses to criticize the series

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>>387055091

When have they ever endorsed Anita Sarkeesian? Besides, Tawna is still the dreaded damsel in distress trope, so they wouldn't fit her demands anyway.

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Xenoblade becomes an actual MMO, meaning the main stories and sidequests are simplified and scaled down to become nothing but fodder that don't take away from the social aspect, the game becomes unplayable solo especially late-game where every bosses require a full party, and little kids that spam chat and other retards are wandering everywhere ruining the immersion and exploration, and you no longer have a party of characters with their own personalities and stories because you have to pair up with other players.

>Thief

>neutered stealth and exploration
>QTEs
>"cinematic" action
>no Stephen Russel

Y'know, sometimes I'm actually glad the series ended with Deadly Shadows.

>>387039679
How's waifu bad?

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>>387055108
>Final level is behind DLC
>Ending is separate DLC with no gameplay and just a cutscene

>>387045652
funny because not using Nicky is what put me off from continuing Apollo Justice

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>Planetside
>make it battlefield in space
>make it run like shit
>give it no tutorial
>clutter the map with badly designed bases
>remove ANT resource system
>remove faction diversity
>oversaturate the game with samey weapons
>shove in microtransactions
>sacrifice the artstyle for said microtransactions
O-oh.

>>387034949
Hire casual fans to make it. They assassinate or undermine the core values of every character, the game is now on rails, there are no difficulty options, the audio design is uninspired and bland, the cutscenes are an average of 10 minutes long, story and gameplay elements that are inspired by "fans", and fan service.

This is how you ruin anything. Now that I think of it, just let /v/ make the game.

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>Monster Hunter

-Everything is now randomly given equipment, similar to charms.
So after every quest you get one or two weapons/armor with random stats, random skills, and random colors all looking horrible.
-Health system is now "Bloody Screen so real" with fast regeneration.
-Most of what you fight are small monsters, only fight 3 large monsters over the course of the story as boss monsters.
-Add damage numbers.

>>387055091
>made tawna meet her ideas
you don't play the game, do you?

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>Ace Combat
they've done it

Mario and Luigi
>no more jokes

>>387034949
Give it to EA
>>387035075
>implying
I loved SM as far as first games go. Also Z moves are better than megas battle wise.

>>387034949
>Dragon Quest

replace akira toriyama with tetsuya nomura