What scene are you most looking forward to in the FF7 remake?

Definitely the gay hot tub scene.

The crossdressing, if it's still in.

Nintendo had crossdressing in a 2017 game so maybe Square-Enix will do it too. Hopefully they don't kowtow to SJWs.

Every scene because each one will be nitpicked to death for not being exactly like the original

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I wonder if they'll add all the little minigames. The motorcycle chase, Fort Condor tower defense, snowboarding, sub hunting, etc.

>>387026220
The nibelheim flashbacks. I'm really interested to see how they handle the reactor fight, i hope they don't retcon Genesis or glackt or whatever the fuck his name is into them.

>>387026220
>retard
This definitely won't fly today

>>387026406
I hope they retcon literally everything outside of the original game.

Fuck Advent Children, fuck Before Crisis, fuck Crisis Core, fuck Dirge of Cerberus.

>>387026220
None, because I am a heterosexual and thus do not play remakes.

>>387026379
Jesus i fucking hated fort condor

>episodic
>combat like FF15 (which sucked ass)

i have low hopes for this remake

>>387026665
Me too
I would just wait for them to get to the fort and then fight the boss.

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>>387026665
>>387026719
>they don't know the cheese strats

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>>387026713
>having hope at all

>>387026719
>>387026665
Fort Condor would be fine if it had better controls. Better controls would allow the game to be a lot faster as well since selecting and reacting to things wouldn't be so awkward, which solves the main two issues with this minigame (it's slow and the controls are shit).

You can just rush the bottom and finish it really fast though. It's faster than waiting for the enemies to get all the way to the top.

>>387026220
I don't get why the thought of the word retard being removed would trigger the sensitive minds of /v/. It's only a single word, it was most likely inaccurately translated and the same meaning can be delivered in several other ways.

>>387026719
This.

>>387026845
Shut up, retard

nibelheim incident or wheelchair cloud both were great

>>387026845
That's correct. In the Japanese version Tifa says something more along the lines of, "Don't be so dark" because Barret is acting like they're going to die.

It's highly unlikely that when they localize the remake, they'll pay much attention to the original localization. They'll be localizing the remake itself, and the localization will be more accurate than it was the first time around.

The omnislash inside clouds head at the end of the game in the year 2027

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I want to see Jesse

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>>387026305
Good news anon, the crossdressing scene is confirmed to still be in the remake. Though the Honeybee Inn part is very likely to be changed/"updated to modern standards".

>>387026965
Can't wait to see angry anons complaining about Square Enix changing the dialouges because it's not 1:1 to the infamously botched English version when in fact it will be MORE ACCURATE to the original script.

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Cloud's mam being a slammin' hot milf.

>>387027545
>(33)
It kind of hurts to now be in the age range of the protagonist's parents

>>387027692

To be fair, she was 33 when Cloud was 16, which means she got knocked up at 17 like a dumbass. Why do you think he wanted Cloud to get an older girlfriend? She didn't want him to knock up a teenager and repeat the cycle anew.
She'd be 38 during the present time period in FF7 had she not died.

The real mindfuck is that most of us are now old enough to be Ash Ketchum's father.

>>387027892
but giovanni's probably in his 40s

I hope they retcon parts of the Nibelheim incident, specifically where Cloud and Zack's memory got mixed. It would make so much more sense if Cloud was knowingly lying the whole time about being in SOLDIER as he was so ashamed of not making the cut.

>>387026220
What the hell was that soldier doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fleXlIRbs

>>387028140
You're an idiot.

>>387026552
You know they will connect all VII spin-off with VII remake.

You better be ready for Genesis, Cissnei etc on VII remake!

>>387026713
>combat like FF15 (which sucked ass)
Don't worry they said they're going to make it more KH-ish. Thank God

>>387028140
Absolute retard.

>>387028140
>Cloud and Zack's memories got mixed up
Uhh dude, I think you are confused.
>It would make so much more sense if Cloud was knowingly lying the whole time about being in SOLDIER as he was so ashamed of not making the cut.
That's closer, but not completely right either.

Cloud was friends with Zack, and was told a lot of stories from him, and got to know his personality rather well from hanging out with him. When Cloud was in a half alive state in the truck with Zack going to Midgar, he was messed up in the head and only comprehending Zack's words about becoming a mercenary at the time. Basically, he got his own memories and the ones he had of the stories Zack told him mixed up due to trauma. He just adopted everything about Zack that he knew, and forgot lots of parts of his own past. Cloud and Zack's memories were never mixed up.

the surf scene

What games will they have at the Golden Saucer?

>>387026965
that means it will be blander because modern translators are sooo afraid of doing something unfaithful. and then, nobody remembers any of their dialogues

>>387026220
Snowboarding at the golden saucer

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>>387028764
>defending unfaithful localisations
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>387028875
A stiff literal translation is not a faithful translation.

>>387027085
My nigger

>>387028310
Cissnei I wouldn't mind, she was one of the few OCs I liked. Genesis can go suck a fat one.

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>>387028140
>Retcon parts of the Nibelheim incident.

Yeah, because that worked out so well for the story in Crisis Core.

>>387028310
Didn't Gackt and Square have a falling out?

Sorry to burst your autism bubble guys, but they haven't released much footage which means only one thing: They aren't confident in the game.

Not to mention it will be an episodic mess just like FF15 with cut / unfinished content sold separately at 30 dollar pricing.

That said I'm not looking forward to it at all.

I want to see what Bugenhagen will look like

>>387029486
What did Crisis Core do?

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>>387030397
probably like he did in BC considering they're going with normal proportions

I hope they make the Weapons actual threats instead of jobbers.

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>>387031428
this kills the weapon

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>>387027085
She's already here.

>>387026220
Wutai

>>387026220
The scene where Tifa tells Cloud to leave her and Chad alone because haha cuck! I'd like for Cloud to wear his dick lock and leak his pathetic precum while he hears their moans in true HD sound quality haha! I hope fellow cucks will love this scene as much as I will haha!

>>387026220
So what's going on in this scene? Cloud feeling up Tifas ass or something?

All the cartoony scenes that don't really work with realistic graphics. Like Barret jumping up and down when angry, Red XIII wearing a sailor suit and dolphin jumping.

>>387032098

>saying retard
>in 2017

Definitely going to be censored

>>387032325
Any chance she'll say the N word instead?

>>387028310
im in love with Cissnei

>>387032392
Nintendo?

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>>387026220
WOW OP, WOW. YOU MANAGED TO MAKE ANOTHER "SCENES THAT WON'T BE IN THE REMAKE" THREAD AGAIN BUT YOU WORDED IT DIFFERENT. I SURE LOVE BOARD CULTURE MEMES AMARITE

>>387028310
genesis is the worst fucking thing to happen

>>387031826
>muh realism
>muh western sales
fuck square and fuck final fantasy after 9.
6,7 and 9 are the only one I consider above average jrpg anyway

>>387032658
Kys weeb.

>>387026247
fpbp

>>387026220
Nothing. You should also wait for the release and not speculate to save yourself from disappointment.

>>387033292
This game is going to be fantastic