>first person shooter >never get to shoot adam or eva

>Eva

>What is MGS3?

Also, God was technically the first person, and there are many games where you kill him or aspects of him.

>>387022228
But God isn't considered a person

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>Eva
Are you uneducated or just retarded

>>387022646
He's probably Russian

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>>387022139
>Eva
I think you mean Lilith

>>387022717
or German.

>>387022646
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_(name)
>Latinate counterpart of English Eve

it's not uncommon knowledge, I wouldn't call others retards

>third person shooter
>never get to shoot Cain

>>387022139
did you think that was funny?

>play endless space
>the map is finite

>play binding of isaac
>isaac can move freely from the very start until the end of the game

>>387022783
Lilith isnt a person, she was a literal demon

>>387022384
He's considered three.

What game lets me cause wars, destroy empires, suppress information, marginalise minorities and discriminate them and make money in the process while avoiding taxes? Asking for a friend.

>play Star Citizen
>you can't live on a star, let alone get a citizenship
At least I have drawings of ships.

>>387023057
undertale

>>387023057
try out 4x or grand strategy games

>>387023057
Any game made by white males.

>>387023019
Not persons, no

>>387023057
Endless Space 2. Play Horatio and consume minority populations for their delicious genes.

>>387022139
eve is the second, retard

>>387023367
She's the third, Lilith was the second

>>387023057
Pick a random paradox game and go with that.

>>387023634
shhhhhh Americans aren't supposed to know this

>>387022139
>Real Time Strategy
>Not a game about keeping a schedule

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>Lost Planet
Everyone knows where E.D.N. III is.

>>387022646
Nigger, it's Eva, you fucking ameritard. I bet you spell colour without you.

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>>387022982
I like this lilith

THEN FUCKING SNAKE CAME FIRST

>>387025316
SNAKES ARE NOT PEOPLE YOU MONGOLOID

>>387025386
THEY ARE IF THEY CAN FUCKING TALK SO GOOD THAT THEY PERSUADED A BITCH TO BETRAY HER MAKER

>>387025481
NO YOU FUCKNUT
ARE PARROTS PEOPLE?`IS YOUR FUCKING PC A PERSON? NO YOU FUCKING PRODUCT OF 10 GENERATIONS OF INCEST
TALKING MEANS NOTHING, FUCKING COCO THE GORILLA CAN TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IN 50 VARIANTS
SHE IS STILL NOT A PERSON, SHE IS A GREAT APE AND I APPRECIATE HER

>>387025579
THE SNAKE IS FUCKING STATEN

So, was Adam a zoophilic?

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>>387025942
Adam was a flaming homosexual.

>>387023057
Stellaris

>>387025745
THE SNAKE IS NOT AN ISLAND YOU ODOROUS FUNKER!

>>387025978
>that neck

>>387026003
You can stop replying to yourself now

>>387023019
so he's subhuman then?

>>387026093
But, anon...
I am you.

>>387026080
Copy that.

>>387022139
I don't think your meme is gonna go far here
The /fit/ variations are much better

>>387025978
Then why wasn't it Adam and Steve?
Checkmate, atheist.

>>387027029
Revisionist history written by the Puritans, part of a conspiracy that runs all the way back to the Vatican.

>>387022139
>American game
>Earth is only 6000 years old
>Evolution never happened
>No gay option
>If you die without accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you burn in agonizing hellfire for eternity when you die

>Fantasy game
>It's real

Adam and Eve were black

>>387027567
WE

>>387027567
That's right mane we all niggas
#dastruggle

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>>387025316
>>387025386
>>387025481
>>387025579
>>387025745
>>387026003
I know calling out websites is for humongous fags, but I can't help but say that this is literally tumblr.

>>387022139
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>387023057
The Witcher 3

>>387022845
or a spanish speaker

>>387022139
>eva
what?
you mean eve you fucking degenerate?

>>387022646
you're the one that's uneducated and retard

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>>387022139
>Play Dragon Ball
>No fondling mythical lizard's testicles
>Just a fightan game

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>play mountain blade
>you never go on an adventure to retrieve the legendary mountain blade

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>>387022139

/v/ is full of biblical scholars now. huh. wonder where they came from.

>>387023221
>Holy, holy holy
>Merciful and mighty
>God in three persons
>Blessed Trinity

>persons
So have my church hymns been lying to me?

>>387022646
>Nu cunoaste limba latina
Plebeu.

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>>387023102
kek

>>387023089
>Play Star Citizen
>You can't

>>387030261
If god is a person then that defeats the entire argument of god
not that you need to when there are so many better arguments

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>Left 4 Dead
>you keep finding your dead teammates in closets

>>387028198
Or Italian

>>387024596
>cuhl-ow-er

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>Downwell
>you actually go Down a Well

>>387022783
Heathens need not apply

>>387025978
>Pops up of nowhere and dies 15 minutes later in an emotional scene
What the fuck did Anno mean by this?

>>387033368
They have already stated that nothing meant anything. They just wanted cool stuff and the fans thought it was full of symbolism and deeper meaning.

>>387033368
That you can make people care about the monster of the week enough to draw shitloads of fanart if it's a cute boy.

You won't find Ramiel on Fanfiction.net that's for sure.

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>>387033678

>real-time strategy
>either sci-fi or fantasy

>>387023057
Crusader Kings II actually lets you do all of that.

>turn-based strategy
>units always face the enemy

>>387033678
Ramiel fight was one of the few things that were actually improved in Rebuild. He's probably the coolest looking angel

>>387023057
The great game of Jewery of course.

>>387022139
I don't get it.

everyone above and below this post is stupid

Loose Laces Lose Races

>>387034120
>He

>>387033574
Anno didn't say that at all. He said the imagery is just there to look cool.

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>>387033574
>>387034625
Pic related exists for a reason

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But you shoot lots of Eve in pic related :^)