>when sex gives you a stat bonus in a game

>>387016027

It's hard to believe that Obsidian put that in their games before BioWare.

>>387016027
name a single game

>>387016027
>new GoW won't have a sex minigame because of SJWs

>Men and women are equal.

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>>387016027
>there is a small chance it's a permanent debuff

>>387016168
Fable

>>387016168
fallout 4

>>387016168

Fallout 4; lover's embrace.

>>387016195
grow up.

>>387016168
real life

>>387016168

GTAIV girlfriends.

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>>387016168
Skryim, Fallout 4, Fable.

>>387016289
LOL

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>when a study is published showing sex has benefits to health & longevity

I love girls I just want one to love me

>>387016395
faggot

I had an anxiety attack because I just turned 33 and I realized my life is a waste because I'm still kissless and a virgin and I'm on antidepressants

Any recommendations? My backlog is actually getting complete quite fast

>>387016612
I had regular panic attacks for two years after a weird meltdown. It didn't give me any gfs, what the fuck.
Anyway, no. I don't play vidya.

Do people really have a hard time getting laid?

Holy shit I'm a dork who loves video games and plays in a shitty band on the weekends and even I manage to get laid by a new chick at least once a month.

>>387016612
You gained your wizard powers 3 years ago. Why are you still playing video games when you could be creating potions n shit?

>>387016612
I don't want to be like you but I'm less than 4 years away from it. Have you ever talked to a girl that you had a crush on?

Sex is overrated. Play WoW.

>>387016168
Bully, sort of. GTA San Andreas if I remember correctly.

>Have sex in game
>get "well rested" bonus

That's how you know all vidya devs are virgins.

>>387016843
When I was in highschool but got rejected in a humble way. At work everyone has a bf/husband so that dismisses it, nerd friends all are lesbians or already taken

>male
>+1 strength
>female
>+1 charisma
How it should be

>>387016027
That's just like real life desu

>>387016784
Most people that don't have sex don't make much of an attempt to go after girls, much less put any effort into being attractive to girls

>>387016997
>female
>+ or - 2 charisma

>>387017138
i see balding manlets with decent qts all the time. i work retail. it really makes no fucking sense.

i think it's 80% charisma and money is a meme.

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>>387016946
Bro there's nothing like a good sleep after doing it. I always sleep more deeply if I've stuck it in before bed. Can't say the same for fapping though

>>387016784
It's not about getting laid. It's a longing for someone to care that you exist on this planet and are there are for them and they for you.

>>387016168
It's not a stat bonus, but in the God of War series you get red orbs that can be used to unlock new abilities (or upgrade I forgot which) by playing sex minigames.

You can fuck a lot in the God of War series.

>>387016168
Arcanum

>>387016612
Get a job, man. That ought to straighten you right up.

>>387016997
>female(male)
>+2 charisma

>>387017264
Bro, Broski... Bro. I think the reason why you have trouble with girls is cause you're gay.

I don't even mean that in a derogatory way, but as a concerned friend looking out for you. You've got a bad case of the gay.

>>387017453
I'm not a NEET. I do work but I'm jobless atm because of a substantial cut in the workforce, until I get out of treatment I'm not looking for a new job

>>387017576
Gays are whores. They dont want love.

>>387017245
>job
>own place
>car
>don't look like an autistic pile of grease

That's all you need to get a girl to think you're decent. Honestly the crop of teen/young adult men are so pathetic that the bar had been lowered a lot. I'm 32 and I get more attention from teen girls at the mall then I ever did when I was one.

>>387017246
Yeah sleeping after is great. But when in a game you just fuck a bitch and not sleep but are still well rested it's dumb as fuck.

>>387016168
Does CoC count or is that just too obvious?

>>387016946
Tired but happy bonus is more accurate

lmao

>>387016168
>>387016245
Elona

>>387016195
It's pretty fucked, they are not even the target market for those games.

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>>387017245
It's just too troublesome. I rather grab my motorbike and go touring alone.

>>387016168
sengoku rance

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>sex with random corner hookers heals you