Guardians are...strangely lewd I must say BOTW thread

>>387013049
What are guardians even made of?

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>>387013049
this get you off???

>>387013302
slutjuices

>>387013302
The tears of Zelda

>>387013049
7/10, not even agreeing with Sterling, the game has its problems but its above average.

prove me wrong

>>387013690
7/10 is average though 8/10 is good, 9/10 is great and 10/10 is paid reviews

>>387013690
Why would I? It's an opinion

That no one really asked for

>>387013818
No that's the modern review scale. 5/10 should be average and I think that is anon's scale if 7/10 is above average. The modern scale really sucks

>Doing the ceremonial shrine quest in zoras domain
>looking over every inch of shoreline in the area for that trident and haven't found shit

I don't wanna know where it is exactly but does anyone have a hint?

>>387013970
Have Magnesis out around bridges' bases

>>387013559
I actually like this incarnation of Zelda the most. Fite me

>>387013970
It's under the city somewhere. A dude tells you where he dropped it off a bridge. Hint: you'll need a rune.

>>387013818
5/10 is average, its smack dab in the middle of being good or bad.
>>387013829
let me blog for once in my goddamn life

>>387013690
What are some games you consider 10/10?

>>387014052
I like BotW Zelda the most too, even when she wasn't being a bitch. She felt real and closer to the player than all the other zeldas without being a deformed freak like SS Zelda

I like ALL the divine beasts

AMA

>>387014303
i have yet to find a nearly flawless game to give a 10/10

>>387014530
I don't think this is as controversial as you think. The main complaint is that they are short, which means people want more of them

>>387013049
I beat the game last week and I fucking loved it. Im gonna take a break and play it again when the final DLC comes out.

Is it worth it to do all the shrines? Also master mode? I did around 100 when I finished my first playthrough. I didn't really bother with sidequest except some of the shrine quest with Kass.

>>387014810
If you like shrines go for it, the reward is just some clothes but if you enjoy doing the shrines there is no reason not to finish it

>>387014629
How about 9/10 then?

Hyrule is just so nice to be in. The atmosphere is really fantastic

I had the game since release and only got one divine beast. Most the time I can't get myself to play the game thinking if I put in 3 hours into the game I will not get anywhere. The maps are too fucking huge with nothing in them.

>>387015287
Aside from a few games which I hold as high as 9/10, thats strictly due to nostalgia. I'd say Super Mario 64 is a 9/10 just because of how much I play that game and enjoy it each run, but factually it isn't a 9/10 game or possibly not even an 8/10 game. I can't list any 9/10 games that are actually deserving of that score, I apologize anon

>>387015305
Sometimes when I want to take a break I just wander around hyrule

>>387015452
There are tons in them, you just have to be good at finding shit. Moving around is really fast too if you paraglide. I never got the empty huge map complaint, I get everywhere extremely fast.

>>387015121
Those clothes do have some of the best armor values in the game, at least.

They're also apparently very comfortable.

Should I buy the DLC? I want an excuse to go back to the game

>>387016331
Depends on how much you like the actual combat and gameplay of BOTW
Considering I really like the gameplay, the Master Trials are bretty good and Master Difficulty is fun too but honestly is pretty fucking bullshit at times and makes the game essentially a stealth game
The costume shit is worthless

>>387015573
H-how about a 8/10? I'm trying to figure out what a 7/10 is to you.

>>387016331
Master mode is meh
Master trials are great

>>387016538
I'd give Splatoon 2 a 7/10 as well if thats what you're looking for. Shovel Knight was pretty solid, albeit short so possibly an 8 or 7.5 if you're into that half ratings. Mario Kart 8 I'd give an 8, if the DLC is included since I think you get a lot of bang for your buck.

>>387016514
>essentially a stealth game
Sounds good, how good is the stealth in master mode?

>>387016331
Wait for more information for the part 2 of the DLC

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>>387016514
>not grabbing Majora's Mask to avoid encounters
>not grabbing the Phantom set for really nice early-game armor
Tingle's armor is also worth getting just for how people freak out when you approach them.

>>387016787
It's a tad more difficult since enemies have a better line of sight, but you can always sneak strike them at night. The biggest challenge in Master Mode is probably the Plateau, since the game doesn't scale up the weapons with the enemies. The floating platforms do give you some nice gear, though, so be on the lookout for those.

>>387016741
What about non-Nintendo games? I'd have to say that I would consider BotW better than Splatoon 2.

>>387016787
It's the same as stealth in the base game, which is already pretty good due to things like sightlines and sound affecting the awareness of enemies. What I mean by this is that fighting enemies in this mode is way harder due to more advanced enemy placements across the board (prepare to be ambushed by enemies riding octorock platforms) as well as giving them regenerating health. Oh and for good measure a Lynel spawns on the Great Plateau just to say fuck you
Overall i'd say it's too hard to be fun because if they wanted to have all this shit i'd outright remove weapon durability because otherwise enemies have too much health to really reliably take down

>>387016787
Master Mode doesn't feel noticably different, mainly because most of the changes had to do with combat and nothing else. The shrines and beasts are all still the same, there aren't any new unique enemies added, no new weapons or items. Really, all it is, is enemies are ranked up sooner than later(blue and silver enemies show up early), and they regen health at an unfair rate, artificially making battles last longer. It's not a problem when you're fighting 1 or 2 enemies but any more and it becomes a hassle because of how quickly enemies regen.

The only good thing that came out of it are the floating platforms with chests, since they give out strong weapons so early. I don't think its worth the money for this DLC, and fuck me I paid for the season pass

>>387017232
Meh, I loved the Master trials so it was worth it to me.

>>387013049
Tubes?
Glass and tubes.

>>387017050
Just to rapid fire, Last of Us 6/10, Killing Floor 2 7/10, Metal Slug Anthology 6/10, Fallout 4 is 6.5/10, Battleborn 3/10, Stardew Valley PC 7/10, Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 both 7.5, GTA SA and IV are solid 7/10s, Civilation 3 and 4 are 7.5/10.
Generally I value gameplay over anything else, these games just come to mind from skimming what I got on PS4 and steam. I've been trying to get more RPG's under my belt

They should patch in the ability to disable flurry rush. Parry is much better to use

>>387017836
Jeez you have some really high standards

>>387013049

This is the worst fucking zelda i've ever played, i've already finished the game but don't feel like going 100% like the previous games.

It's just way to grindy as fuck with shitty weapon durability.

Should have just made weapons upgradeable and have more purpose to switch.

>>387018026
I think most of the games I listed are exceptional games which I recommend to people often. I enjoy games. I just don't think 9 or 10/10 games are being made currently, especially with Day one patches being a prominent thing today, BoTW is guilty of this among other games. Though Mario Odyssey might break that 9/10 for me if it truly brings back the goodness from 64 and sunshine.

>>387017912
You can you know just not dodge?

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>>387018026
Not that anon but those really should be normalized standards when it comes to the rating scale

>>387018068
>Grindy
What are you even grinding.

>>387018068
Weapon durability doesn't even matter, weapons are so plentiful, and that's a problem. You don't even have to grind for anything in the game

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Imagine playing this game at 720p 20 fps washed out colors on a huge TV. Wow.

>>387018614
The saturation actually hurts my eyes, and I'm playing on the PeeCee too

>>387018614
Looks pretty good, any noticeable problems or does cemu work fine?

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>>387018614
Honestly the game looks great and a potential HD remaster a few years down the line that actually makes the game playable on consoles would be legit
This is coming from someone who beat it on WiiU, and holy shit did I suffer
>mfw walking into a town and the framerate dies again

>>387013690
at least you're consistent, sterlingfag is inconsistent

>>387018614
but I liked the washed out colors, gives it a painting like look

I kinda wish the other races went to other villages, you only see so few of them around.

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>>387019095
Only issue is depth of field in the binoculars can bug out from time to time. Otherwise no it works pretty gr8.

>>387019464
>those really hi-def ground textures
>on a seven year old, mid-tier powerful console
No wonder it runs like shit.

what's the secret in conquering the master sword trials

>>387019464
holy shit i hope those rumours about a gtx 1060 4k dock are true cause this looks really good

>>387019291
Plenty of gorons with the Gerudos for some reason

>>387019592
Shoot niggas
No, legit. Bows are going to be your best fucking friend, especially when they start handing out arrows
End fights before they can begin- don't get into a scrap with a powerful enemy if you can help it. Plan ambushes. Be patient. Remember to take advantage of ragdoll physics, as you can kill powerful enemies by knocking them into water and stuff
Make sure you've mastered both Perfect Parry and Flurry Rush as it chops enemies up

>>387013970
It was a pain in the ass. Is that enough of a hint for you?

>>387013049
So /v/ is hard mode worth playing? Are there noticeable differences that make another playthrough worth it? Is it actually challenging/fix the inverted difficulty curve?

>>387019712
they make sense though, since they're merchant races

you'd think the bird people would fly around, I only see a few

>>387019729
Ah right, I haven't gotten to the part with many arrows yet.

>>387015942
Subtle

>>387017836
>>387015573
yeah you're an idiot who doesn't actually realize how scoring works. If you can't name a single 9/10, that means you score games from 0-8, which makes your 7 a 9 in non-retarded measurements.

Also, can we end the meme that a 10/10 means its a flawless game?
If the best game of all time cannot score a perfect 10/10, that score is utterly useless, which means there's no reason to actually list it.

Reviewing things is not the same as scoring a test.

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>>387017395
Fuck, I forgot I realized to tag
>>387013302

>>387019592
Don't throw away rusty weapons. Eat something to give you extra hearts before the trials even start

>>387019592
Don't die

what's the point of giving a "defense" armor like the Soldier armor (which doesn't even have a combo boost) when the Champion Tunic has better stats and has an additional see HP effect.

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>>387019543
>>387019657
Yeah man this game really does look gorgeous behind that low resolution output. Texture work in most places is really well done, and the shaders they use for cel shading scale flawlessly at higher resolution creating this almost Pixar/cartoon like appearance that comes to life. Game is gorgeous. I guarantee at some point down the line there will be a 4k HD remaster of this game.

>>387020114
Tunic looks retarded and soldier armour is the best looking set in the game. We fashion Zelda now.

>>387019464
>>387018614
you say that but the cemu compatibility list says it runs, but cannot be completed due to glitches

>>387020114
It looks cool+is customizable

>>387020193
yeah but it has no bonus effect, which sucks

same with climbing gear too for some odd reason

>>387020189
Zelda remasters should be a given now

>>387019927
>If the best game of all time cannot score a perfect 10/10, that score is utterly useless, which means there's no reason to actually list it.
It's for future games. Do you think there was 10/10 in first year of videogames?

>>387016741
With the free DLC campaigns shovel knight becomes a 10

>>387020232
Climbing gear does have a bonus effect. Are you high

>>387020373
huh, I guess I didn't notice it

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>>387020198

That is silly and outdated. My 120 shrine/4 divine beast/main quest completion normal and master mode saves say otherwise.

What are the chances of the DLC adding more enemy types

>>387020327
Yes.
Why not? There was the best game of its time. The best atari game is a 10/10 even if in the future a better game will have come out.
Keeping numbers "in reserve" is not only useless, it's also a waste of time. If you will only score something up to 9, your nine is fundamentally equivalent to a 10, because it is the max score.

>>387020443
all, right, I'll trust. If I run into a glithc that prevents me from finishing the game and waste 200 hours I'm gonna blame you

>>387020596

You won't. If you really care about the in-game photos with the camera or the save file thumbnails, wait for 1.9.1. It fixes this. It's the only real long-standing issue remaining.

>>387020457
I would say the chances are pretty high

>>387013302
The hopes and dreams of Zelda

>>387014810
I actually finished all the shrines, it's a nice experience if you do it in chunks

Guardians are really well designed, but why the fuck do they have no melee moves? Once you get close it's over for the poor robots

>>387019798
I'll take that as a no?

>>387021550
No, nothing is fixed except the game takes less time to become easy and there is a greater focus on stealth

>>387021193
Their AI should make them stay away from the player instead of scrambling close

>>387021816
the stalker ones like to move away when you get closer

There should really have been more types of guardians outside besides the flying ones and the large ones

>>387021958
the big ones technically are split into two

I do want submarine and underground type guardians though

>>387021679
>>387021550
Master mode's a let down and don't even try the master sword trials on that mode. Floor ten will make you kill yourself.

>>387020114
Black dyed Soldier Armor + Diamond Circlet is best combination

how do I make enemies drop guts

>>387022881
Keep killing them

>>387022881
Kill all blacks. Really, black and up enemies are guaranteed to drop guts

>>387023003
>>387023062
hinox are a chore to farm

>>387022170
I got past that by not finishing combos. It's not that hard or annoying

>>387022170
What was gloor 10 again? The lizalfos who instantly see you?

>>387013970
I had trouble finding even though I knew it was underwater around Zora's Domain somewhere. It's west-north-west, under the bridge.

>>387023164
Yep the lizalfos. The regain tons of health fast as well

>>387020114
There isn't. The Soldier's set has high defense and nothing else. It's available early on and is easy to upgrade, but it's outclassed by armor thhat you can get later on, mainly the Ancient Armor (best set in the game).

>>387013690
It's 9/10 easily.

Should have come with the dlc from the start tho.

Game desperately needed enemies you can't cheese with flurry rush

>>387023848
Or just more varied enemies in general. Yeah I know they have larger movesets and the elemental variations have different movesets but I want them to look different

>>387022170
I just cheesed that room by chaining sneak strikes
Now floors 1-4~ really did make me wanna kill myself

>>387024231
How do you do that? It's pretty hard to sneak once you are noticed

>>387019837
they should have made them postmen again it'd greatly increase the flow of information

>>387024462
For that room I just immediately shot arrows at the first lizalfos before it alerts the others
Snuck up behind one of them, sneak strike and before they get up walk behind them and repeat

>>387024130
More enemies should force you to use runes to beat. Like peeling armour off with magnesis or something around those lines

What is the fastest way to get loads of arrows? I keep running out of them because archery in this game feels damn good

>>387025128
Farming them from bokoblin archers work great

>>387024907
The game really needed more mini bosses like that

Doesn't one girl in the game want to fuck guardians?

>>387024476
I'd do love bara bird postmen~

>>387025961
You mean the one rubbing the ancient ball near lurelin? she probably does

Just got my hands on this game last week. Have about 15 hours in it so far, and just took out my first divine beast in the Zora's Domain. I'm really enjoying the game so far, it really took the best of Zelda 1 and put it into a modern style.
The characters also have that unique charm that I look for when playing LoZ games. Definitely getting a sense of nostalgia and wonder that other games haven't really matched lately.

>>387018614
god can you emulator faggots just shut the fuck up already

>>387018614
You can get 900p 30fps with the switch*

*except on the master sword forest, where no nintendo patch was able to fix the frame rate unlike everything else

Why don't mods push daily Nintendo threads to /vg/ but daily threads of any other game is instantly removed?

>>387026840
Right now I see a persona thread, another PUBG thread, a terraria thread, another bloodvornr thread and multiple sonic threads

>>387027070
>bloodvorve
Bloodborne

Anyway I also see tevankther fallout thread and overwatch thread

Your point is therefore moot, but nice try anyway

>>387026402
>15 hours
You haven't seen shit yet buddy, enjoy yourself

>>387027392
Way to hype me more, anon. I haven't been able to play too much due to working a fuck ton. Thanks Lil Kimmy. But so far this looking to be my GOTY. Great for little short bursts of playing.

>>387027121
>>387027070
Those threads aren't general threads. This is a general thread. The Guilty Gear threads were pushed to /vg/. Why isn't this thread that exists solely to be in the catalog 24/7?

>>387028084
Why aren't those threads generals but this is? Seems exactly the same. Hell bloodborne's one didn't even try. It's literally lets talk about bloodborne. I'm not even mentioning the team fortress threads

>>387028084
>>387028232
Holy hell there is even a stormblood thread up now.

>>387026770
Must be the fog. There's no reason otherwise

>>387013049
>playing with the hud on

>>387018068
>It's just way to grindy as fuck
The fuck? There is NO grinding in the game. At all.

>>387018614
>playing this game at 720p 20 fps washed out colors on a huge TV
If you have wii u sure.

On Switch it's 900p at 30 fps and the colours are not washed out if you have the Switch's colour range on FULL RANGE.

Imagine playing one of the best games of all time on a shitty broken emulator which constantly crashes. Nice way to ruin the experience sillu child.

>promised myself I wouldn't beat Ganon until I got all shrines
>also promised myself I wouldn't use guides for any shrines
>still 9 shrines to go
The suffering is real.

>>387029041
Stop falseflagging kid

>>387026402
>Have about 15 hours in it so far, and just took out my first divine beast in the Zora's Domain
Someone actually playing the game correctly. BotW is best enjoyed at a leisurely pace. You see these cry baby kiddies who run from devine beast to devine beast - fast warping everywhere - and beating the game in about 20 hours and complaining it's bad. Stupid ass kids annoy the fuck out of me.

>>387029093
Don't do it to yourself, it's not worth it man

>>387027674
Yeah short bursts is the way to play. If you can play for 15 hours and still enjoy yourself that much you should be fine the rest of the game. You should have some more secrets left to find

>>387029184
What the fuck is with urbosa's pose

Why is Revali the best champion?

>>387029184
Why does revali look so smug

>>387029689
Because he's a fucking baller.

>>387029623
He's the only one that is truly personally an antagonist to you

>>387015573
>Aside from a few games which I hold as high as 9/10, thats strictly due to nostalgia. I'd say Super Mario 64 is a 9/10 just because of how much I play that game and enjoy it each run, but factually it isn't a 9/10 game or possibly not even an 8/10 game. I can't list any 9/10 games that are actually deserving of that score

I think you should get a new hobby anon.

>>387029689
Because he gives the best power.

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>>387029623
>beat Revali's divine beast
>he starts bragging to you as his is wont
>that sad pause he gives as he stares at Link after gloating knowing that he's dead and he fucked up

Am I the only one that likes divine beasts more than traditional dungeons?

>>387029932
>as he is wont
What

>>387029994
Typo. Was meant to be
>as is his wont

>>387029932
well you can't fuck the dead

>>387028232
The Bloodborne threads aren't daily. These BoTW threads is literally always present in the catalog with a BoTW general.

I guess be happy mods suck major Nintendo dicks. If they displayed consistency, they would've pushed this to /vg/ weeks ago.

>>387016514
I'm waiting until all the DLC is out before I replay, but I can't imagine the Master difficulty being that fun. It looks like it just needs you to do everything slower, and makes weapon breaking even more frustrating.

>>387030078
>aren't daily
You must be new here. actually hell not even bloodborne, just Dark souls games like DaS2. Your victim complex is indeed hilarious

>>387030078
So...are you going to complain about the recurring Persona waifu generals? No? Yeah thought so
>>387027084
>>387026948
>>387028098

There are fucking 3 of them

>>387030078
You gonna complain about Battlegrounds or Dark souls or no? If anything mods suck from dick even more

>>387030078
>mods suck major Nintendo dicks
Mods allow lots of Nintendo threads because a lot of people post Nintendo threads and lots of people post in Nintendo threads.
It's not a mod's job to say "I don't like [game], so I will delete half of all threads to do with [game]".

>>387030078
What about TF2 threads
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/TONIGHT%27S%20THE%20NIGHT/type/op/

>>387017836
i actually agree with you on your rating system my dude
if i say a game/movie/album is 8/10, then i would consider it excellent. A 9 would be a masterpiece and a 10 would be one of the best of that medium.

A 7/10 is still very good

>>387030078
>aren't daily
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/Bloodborne/type/op/

>>387029950
I do too actually, better than most traditional dungeons though, not all. Manipulating the beasts are great, and I like the physics puzzles better than the traditional puzzles

>>387029950
I would like them more of they looked different and were longer

>>387030593
it does make me wonder why that guy keeps spamming that, is the /tf2g/ garbage?

>>387029950
I prefer original dungeons as they feel more real and natural but I prefer the divine beast puzzles. A combination of the two would be ideal

>>387024231
Wow, a Zelda game that makes Anon want to kill himself? That's hard to believe

>>387031568
I won't miss the hardwired puzzles but I do miss the doors

>>387013302
Bags of sand.

>>387031753
I miss enemies in dungeons too, the Goo got boring after a while

>>387013049
W-wah! Don't look, you pervert! >//////<

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>>387013049
Guardians are super cute. I hope they reappear in some capacity in future games.

>>387014530
I like everything in this game and I'm fine with the weapons breaking. AMA

>>387032553
Why are you such a horrendous faggot?

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guardians are 萌え

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>>387032618
Only for (u)

>>387032778
That's a comfy picture. I like the picture of the Guardian covered in Christmas lights as well. Calling them "super cute" is pretty fucking gay though.

>>387032917
But they are cute

>>387033080
No they're not, they're cool.

>>387033536
They are very cute and lovely and I love them very much.

Did anything change with the new patch?

it took me 40 hours to realize i can shield-reflect their laser beams instead of wasting arrows on their eyes...

>>387033872
I think the world reset glitch is fixed

they remind me of acguy

>>387034140
Nothing else? Really? I thought I saw some gameplay improvements. Are the hitboxes fixed?

>>387034520
I don't know but I do feel like dodging became easier. Might just be me though

>>387034781
Definitely just you. It feels the exact same

>>387029041
I played it on WiiU, and it ran at mostly stable 30fps. Only the bigger population centers chucked down to mid-20s.

>>387013049
Is there a way to reliably reflect their lasers on hard mode? Feels like the firing is random now

>>387031568
>>387031753
I miss the hardwired puzzles somewhat because I do things in the simplest possible way and just kind of look back at the room and wonder if that's the way the area designer meant for it to be solved.

>>387035642
But for the hardwired ones there's only one way, and there is so little player involvement in actually solving the puzzles. Usually it's just use an item on X and watch a cutscene play

>>387023086
Just charge up a spear and kill them before they even stand up.

>>387035842
wait what

>>387035752
Yeah I guess. I just feel like I'm missing out on something because I jury-rigged several shitty solutions that were probably not intended in both shrines and beasts.

>>387035871
Once you have Urbosa's Fury and a decent spear you can basically OHKO any Hinox before they wake up.

>>387035980
When I finished the ice cube one I was really worried I missed something but I think they do expect you to throw it THROUGH the flames.

What's the most comfy area of the game and why is it Hateano?

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>>387036587
Not even close

>>387036587
>not lurelin

>>387036587
That's not tarrey town though

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>>387037015
Yeah it's a really comfy seaside town. So underrated

>>387037015
Where's Lurelin

>>387036587
I think you meant to say akkala

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>>387037340
It's a shame but there's not much to do there, only about 4-5 quest and 2 shrines. Still has some of the best music though

>>387037279
not sure if I had to progress the plot or something but goddamn there was next to nothing to do there

>>387037725
>not sure if I had to progress the plot or something
There's no such thing in BotW.

>>387035980
I always get this feeling too. As if I just cheesed the puzzle. I'm used to finding some unsatisfying solution to the puzzle and missing out completely on the intended solution, such as the Groosenator catapult thing on one of the Imprisoned fights in Skyward Sword. I just ran up and sailclothed on top and I was like, oh okay that was weird. With the puzzles in BotW I like the open endedness but I feel like I just missed the point in some of them.

>>387037725
It's just a comfy little town at the side

>>387037760
Yeah the plot is quite self contained within each area besides the first section

>>387037680
>>387037684
Oh I haven't explored much in that region.

>>387037760
I swear you have to do that to unlock sidequests in Kakariko. I remember the firefly girl not giving me a quest at night in her house which I thought was weird since she was in the journal of various worries but when I came back later she gave me the quest, which in turn let me do the heirloom quest. Speaking of Kakariko, I never see anyone mention it as the most comfy town which is weird because it's definitely one of mine, if not my most comfy town.

>>387013049
Oh fucking goddamnit I can't unsee it now.

You motherfucker.

>>387038059
Same happened to me. Firefly quest might be bugged.

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>>387038059
Don't worry anon I agree with you

>>387038059
You need to do enough of the other SIDEQUESTS in the town to trigger the Firefly one. No plot stuff there really.

I'd already beaten Ganon once when I finally found that quest, which led to the heirloom quest.

Guardians are based off of ancient pottery, so when you're fighting them, you're basically still smashing pots.

>>387038354
Like pottery

>>387036587
As barebones as it is, I actually find Rito Village the most comfy. I'm a log cabin vacation kind of guy though.

>>387036587
Comfiest is Selmie's Spot.

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>>387036587

>>387038542
I like the rito area in general, including the beast

My only problem with this game is that I can only hold 8 weapons.

>>387038542
as much as little to do there, I do love the quests associated in it

though I do wonder if Kass is the only rich person there, since he somehow could afford separate living room/bedroom and kitchen

>>387038986
YAHAHA

If you're not joking go find Hetsu

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>>387038354
Pic related, pottery from Japan's Jomon period

>>387013302
Eyelashes!

>>387039105
Kass has the most kids so it's expected he has a bigger area to live in

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>>387039463
Is that a motherfucking spongebob reference?

>>387039704
>suck my DIIIIIIIICKS
Nice

Is it worth it to do a straight to hyrule castle run on master mode? Or should I wait for the second DLC

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>Fight Ganon with 14 hearts.
>Literally attacks with three moves before dying.
>Fight Ganon with all the shrines done.
>Multiple lasers, all the melee weapons, tornadoes, ice blocks, ground pound, lightning poles nonstop.

Do they gimp Ganon depending on your "level," or is it just random how pissed-off he'll be?

>>387039105
Are we sure it's not just like a communal kitchen?

>>387040003
isn't that dirty

>>387039880
Not so sure about that, though I do know you gotta fight the Blights first if you don't finish Ancient Beasts.

And I do recall him using his lasers and shit if you go in early on.

>>387039880
I did Ganon after beating all shrines and he only did the same 3 moves over and over again really. He never made lightening poles or ice blocks when I fought him. Sounds like you had a much more fun fight, he's always been a pushover to me

>>387039880
It's random. I got the fight you described with only ~40 shrines done

>>387040062
>What are maids

>>387039850
Yeah Ganon is actually fun on hard mode

>>387040386
something ritos don't have

>>387040634
You don't know that. Alternatively, they could all just clean up after themselves.

>>387040539
It's pretty sad when you realize that master mode ganon should be the actual difficulty of ganon even on normal mode

>>387038542
My problem with it is that it doesn't feel like a village. It's like some kind of rickety shitty lookout post.

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>>387040386

>>387039850
>>387041170
Whats different

>>387041839
You actually have to maste dodge timings if not he will recover all his health

>>387041931
Does he still loses half health if you do the divine beasts

>>387042008
Yes, that's why you do it before you do anything else. So satisfying beating him with base hearts and stamina

Rank the 3D zeldas

For me

OOT>BotW>MM>TP>WW>SS

>>387042780
MM>OoT>BotW=TP>>>>>WW>SS

>>387013818
People who never give a 10 don't have a scale that goes up to 10.

>>387013690
I'd give it a 9 personally. There's not much variety in the game but you gotta admit, the gameplay is fucking solid and there are some badass secrets you can find. If the game had the same level of atmosphere as OOT and a little more enemy variety, I'd give it a solid 10.

>>387014629
10 isn't flawless, 10 is the best you've played.

>>387043217
Gameplay needed more moves as well, and make it harder to cheese. But then all zeldas are easy to cheese so I don't know what I expected

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>>387017395
Did someone say TUBES?!

>>387042780
BotW > MM > OoT > TP > WW
Didn't play SS.

>>387043361
TP moves coming back and actually mattering this time would be great

>>387044047
You can replicate pretty much every move in TP in BOTW

>>387044047
What about all the moves that you can do in BOTW that you can't do in TP?

>>387044171
No you can't, especially stuff like mortal draw and the helm splitter

>>387044227
Let them stay, and add the TP moves on top of it. There you go, perfection

>>387044498
mortal draw is basically a sneak attack and the helm splitter is replaced by the fact that you can literally throw your weapon at an enemy and deal more damage.

How the FUCK do you beat Thunder Blight Ganon? I can't get past his 3rd wave because he always ends up breaking my shields.

>>387044576
Then you'd have a bunch of moves that serve the same purpose interloping.

>>387044943
get a boomerang weapon and throw it to break his shield, then get some arrows in his eye. pick up the boomerang, rinse and repeat.

>>387044943
>>387045097
Thunder Blight happened to be the first boss I did so I struggled with him for quite awhile too. The part I had the most trouble with was when he would power up his sword and suddenly onehit me. Every boss after that was super easy to cheese though, and I powered up way too much before tackling the castle so even that was unsatisfying.

The non-linearity of the game has some pretty big downsides imo

>>387013049
I hope there will be GuardianXZelda doujinshi this weekend (Comiket 92).

Then again the last excellent Zelda doujinshi was genderbent Link getting obliterated, which is something entirely different.

>>387044943
I don't remember but the answer is probably dodge backwards, use magnesis on the metal rods, and run away because you have the entire dungeon to fight in.

>>387044704
>>387045065
That's why they should design enemies after the moves, idiots. Like an enemy that needs a helmet removed with helm splitter, and an enemy that can only be damaged with mortal draw. TP lacked that as well

>>387045346
To be fair it's not like the other Zelda games got any harder towards the end

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>>387014358
She's a qt for sure

>>387045598
I think the twilight realm can be expanded upon to. I don't mind a return to Twilight Princess' universe

>>387044943
Learn how to time your backwards dodge during wave one and flurry rush. Wave two is just picking up metal rods with magnesis and throwing them at him. Wave 3 I spammed him with bomb arrows I think before he could get a shot off.

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Anyone else really triggered by the dynamic res on the lighting in this game? Everything else looks surprisingly great for 720p, but the lighting looks plain awful. I'm not sure what it drops to but it just looks ugly and blurry, I would've rather had a few fps lower. Is it possible to fix via emulation?

>>387036587
While Hateno is pretty great, its not the best imo

>>387038542
Rito village wouldve been the goat if it wasnt the most barebones section of the game

>>387037015
>>387037279
These are men of taste, Lurelin is great even if it serves as little more than a distraction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bsYhXs7TA

>that one family where the parents and kids sleep in separate huts, and then eat dinner together
Dont ask me why, but i just find that to be the comfiest shit

>>387020198
Anon, BOTW is literally the only game they've been optimizing in every single update
Why would CEMU let their most popular game be ruined by glitches? Obviously, most every bug like that has been ironed out.

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>>387048832
>Anyone else really triggered by the dynamic res on the lighting in this game?
No. I think it looks amazing and impressive for a what's practically 1.5 generations old Nintendo machine. Reminds me a lot of STALKER in fact.

>>387051296
was it rape?

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>>387052282
I'm not talking about ambient lighting with the day/night system. That does look fucking gorgeous, and in conjunction with the grass serves as the main reason why the game is overall so aesthetically pleasing.

Its hard to find a picture of what Im referring to, but you can kind of see it here. With certain lighting, such as lanterns and goddess statues (when receiving a blessing), the resolution dips. Its also pretty noticeable in the shrouded shrine.

>>387052959
It mostly happens when there's fog or mist.

The framerate drops suck but this is my favorite Zelda.

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>>387052959
>>387052282
In recent memory, Pokken on wii u did the same effect, but to a more extreme extent. Resolution drops on particularly taxing moves in favor of a steady framerate. See the explosion in the background in pic related.

>>387053191
Yeah as someone who played on wii u the framerate was pretty bad, but its still on of my favorite games in recent memory, and the first 40 hours or so made me feel like a kid again.

>>387018068
How the fuck is it "grindy" at all?
>weapon breaks
>literally millions of chests on the map with weapons
>even then you can just kill enemies with runes

>>387020232
Climbing gear has the best and most useful set effect in the entire game, what are you talking about?

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>>387040327
>[angry piano music]

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What is the best looking armor in the game and why is it the Sheikah Armor? It's effay as fuck.

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>>387013049
I want to hold a guardian.

>>387056558
I'm bitter about Sheik amiibo being so hard to get now.

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>>387043217
Its atmosphere is its own. Playing BOTW for the first time is where it really shines and who knows, there's chance you see new things in subsequent playthroughs, assuming you went blind.

>>387057248
Used goods Anon. Ganon's already filled her up with his bio-hacking goop

>>387057530
go away

>>387057530
Playing this game knowing nothing about it, with pro HUD and not using the map is the best way to play this.
>ywn play BOTW for the first time again

>>387059309
That's cool, but now I kinda wish I didn't watch so I could find that out on my own.

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>ywn have a guardian girlfriend

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>>387032778
>>387032553
This anon gets it. I love the Guardians.

>>387013049
Was the Underside of a Guardian a weak point?

>>387059669
Yes. Shooting the opening on its underbelly with an ancient arrow is a 1-hit kill just like shooting it in the eye.

>>387059492
What is this hideous, gay shit? Just give me a regular Guardian companion, preferably a Scout IV or Stalker.

>>387026168
Literally only one of the birdman is bara.

>>387029548
She's squirting out her love juices

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>>387037015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UydWbM6IIgs

Post more beautiful Guardians.

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>>387061435

>>387061514
May it rest in peace.

Shadman porn when

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>>387061736
>Shadman

Why not someone actually competent in their craft?

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>>387013690
BOTW now is a deserved 9/10 or 10/10 because there hasn't been a game that has shattered the mold for game design like it since the 5th generation with Mario 64 and OOT. You're gonna need to look to BOTW for developing emergent gameplay the same way everbody looks to 64 and OOT for 3D games.

Once people start successfully taking lessons from BOTW and applying them to other games (if E3 2017 was anything to go off though, don't expect much in the way of meaningful change until 2019 at the earliest) and what is in BOTW because less new and unique it will probably an 8/10, maybe even a 7/10. But for now it offers something really compelling like nothing else n the industry. And for that it can deservedly get the 9s and 10s it has gotten.

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>>387061514
>>387051296

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>>387062028
>Someone used my shitty guardian sweating reaction image

yay

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>>387062158
I wouldn't call it shitty, it's very well drawn.

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>>387018614
>Ruining the aesthetic of the colors
I'm all for making it 4k 144fps or whatever the fuck but this is filters on a snes game tier.
Also
>Visuals glitch on things like water ripples still
>Can't bind the gyro controls to a Steam Controller , Dualshock 4, or Switch pro, meaning you can't complete certain shrines and the game can't be completed 100%

It's great for people who don't have a WiiU or Switch but it's far from issueless emulation.

>>387061960
Sorry lad, but S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is still the king of emergent gameplay
Botw comes damn close

>>387062432
>That design

So is this what happens when Ganon has a threesome with a guardian and a gohma?

>>387062683
No, just a one night stand with your mom.

>>387059456
You have to go to considerable lengths to make it happen. I wager you'd never think of it on your own.

>>387013049
What a great design.

I've been trying to get Epona in my second run through my SSB Link amiibo, but after about 100 tries, I'm losing hope. What can I do

>>387061805
>>>387061736 (You)
>>Shadman
>Why not someone actually competent in their craft?
Because shadman porn is funnily bad and not erotic which even shad knows
Shad goes over the fucking top

>>387061514
>go to the prison island next to Hyrule Castle
>guardian spots me of course
>run behind the wall and past him
>he follows me around the corner
>keeps walking to the side until he's at the bottom of the moat
>after a few seconds there's faint traces of an explosion in the water

There's something about that kind of suicidal one-track-mind that's totally adorable.

>>387023616
What makes the ancient set the best?

All the specialty armor boosts don't really seem worth it for the upgrade parts needed

>>387065684
>All the specialty armor boosts don't really seem worth it for the upgrade parts needed
Late game you get craft materials like candy

>>387061514

Wait, it can actually die in the water?

>>387065874
I already beat Ganon and 75% of the shrines. I guess I don't pick up all the lizards and insects you need for some of the armors. Plus the dragon parts too. I can never seem to see dindral ever

>>387065684
>What makes the ancient set the best?
On top of having some of the highest defense of all armors and giving extra resistance to guardian beams, the set bonus increases attack of Guardian/Ancient weapons by 80%. Considering Robbie's weapons are already pretty strong and the bonus stacks with Attack+ food/elixirs, you can become pretty op

>>387066468
So much this
Ancient Battle Axe ++ can do 108 damage with Ancient Proficiency

>>387065684
Ancient proficiency and attack up lvl3 stack, and not in the 50%+80% damage bonus way, instead they multiply, so with an Ancient Battle Axe++ you go from 60 damage to 172 damage.
Even then consider that you have the same defense as the soldier set, while guardians damage you even less.

>>387066903
Oh shit I didn't know it had higher base defense than others. Most of the other sets I've come across max out at like 20 DMG resistance at level 4.

Too bad the helmet looks like ass though imo

>>387067672
>Too bad the helmet looks like ass though imo

Look at this loser who doesn't want to wear a shrine on their head. I kind of wish the helmet looked like a Guardian Stalker's head, desu.

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Will they make a design like pic related for Ganondorf in SSB5? They did it for Sheik in Brawl

>>387068382
No? The final smash might reference his Ganon form from BotW though, but knowing what a hack Sakurai is, it's not likely anything about the Dorf will change for the better.

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>>387068382

>>387069563
That looks much better, thank you

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>>387069563
Guardian-themed armor has the best aesthetic. Prove me wrong.

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>>387069718
It's neat looking

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>>387069718
I'm a fan of the Gerudo armour