wut

this real?

on the nintendo switch
https://youtu.be/zM2CGr9DSU8

Dr. Manhattan joins the U.S. Army?

why the fuck are the mods such fucking faggots holy shit

>>387006517
This music is sweet

>>387007310
what do you mean?

>>387006169
A solid tps.

>>387006169

Apparently this is capeshit, so that explains why they are giving one of the worst games from last gen another try. Capeshitters will eat up literally anything.

>>387006169
so this is the power.... of the xboxjuan

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Is this the "upcoming releases which defy all logic" thread?

>>387008606
Pls!

OP reminds me of when Deadpool got like a $40 digital-only PS4/Xbox One release last year.

>>387008141

>capeshit

Do you even know what that means? Kill yourself

>>387009076

Yes. Capeshit is gay shit that came from comic books and has super heroes or super powers or other gay trash.

>>387009076
It is completely justified to shit on anything that is comic based. If it can't stand to that brain-dead criticism it doesn't deserve ANY respect.

>>387006169
well this is the only reason i might want to get a switch.

>>387009217
>>387009263

Capeshit refers to trashy super hero comics like the ones put out by DC and Marvel.

This game is based on a series published in 2000 AD, which is a sci-fi anthology comic magazine kinda like Heavy Metal.

It's pretty sad that you actually think video games are somehow above comic books in any way, though.

>>387010219
it is really not as sad as you think

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>>387010219
>It's pretty sad that you actually think video games are somehow above comic books in any way, though.
Not him, but the only thing that I can think of in videogames that even remotely compares to the mental gymnastics of capeshit would be Final Fantasy VIII's Ultimecia. An overpowered villain that appears out of nowhere, with no real backstory.

>>387010219

Video games are above comic books though. Waaaaaay above comic books.

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>>387010247

uh ok

>>387010503

I wasn't talking about capeshit. He said comic books, as in comics in general, which is retarded. I can't really think of many video games that come closer to the level of writing found in the best comics out there.

But yeah, writing in cape comics is comparable to JRPG writing, I'm with you there.

>>387010513

Again, you gotta be retarded to think comics = capeshit.

>>387006169
holy shit

is this the first wave if video game kino? 2017 is shaping up to be the one of the best years for vidya.

>>387010664
>Again, you gotta be retarded to think comics = capeshit.
or just condescending and obviously inflammatory!

>>387010664
>I can't really think of many video games that come closer to the level of writing found in the best comics out there.

Try playing something other than Nintendo shit then.


I am convinced that all this "video games story/writing is bad" meme in the media comes from casuals playing nothing but Nintendotrash and some other AAA budget shit and thinking that is all that vidya has to offer.

>>387010863

Name five games with writing that is on pair with the best graphical novels out there.

>>387010863
nah you just don't engage with other story mediums. Film, Comics and, of course, literature are all superior. Games may one day find their way.

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>>387006169
Is this the "remasters literally no one asked for" thread?

>>387010863

Funny you say that, since Paper Mario has better writing than 99% of JRPGs out there.

Also try reading a book once in a while and you'd realize why video game writing being shit isn't just a meme.

>>387010965

Name a single comic book that has writing above the level of Kindergarten grade learning books.

>>387011024

I watch just as many films, tv shows and read as many books as I do play video games. This games have bad writing meme is just a meme.

Comic books are however unanimously shit.

>>387011132

I read books all the time, that's what made the realize the "video games writing is shit" is just a meme made up by people who don't read books and play video games but want to bait other people who don't read books but play video games.

>>387011179
Then you are not actually engaging with those mediums. There are probably like a handful of games that really do anything with their nature, most just ape film or follow plots from books.

>>387007229
Rogue trooper was around half a decade before watchmen was ever a thing

>>387011179

A Contract With God. Your turn, faggot.

>Comic books are however unanimously shit.

Oh, you're just pretending to be retarded, I see.

>>387011279

Really? Can you name a single video game that has writing that goes beyond what you'd see in a blockbuster action film or an anime series?

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>>387011123
it is now

>>387006169
I remember this game on 360 I think.
I remember him being a lot grayer though. Really shitty game, regretted buying it.

>>387011584

Yes, all of them.

>A contract with god
>good

kek

No sorry, I would not put that above kindergarten grade literature.

>>387011369

>I have literally, never played a single video game that wasn't a literal movie tie in, or AAA trash based on other existing IP's

>>387006169
Is this that game where the dude implants his squadmates into his brain and weapons?

If so its pretty neat. Remember playing it so damn long ago

>>387011123
Is this any good? its on sale on gog.

>>387011850
its alright but the voice acting will ruin the whole experience for u

>>387011758

wow anon u really got them huh

can you imagine how many more people you'd be able to rattle on the internet if you had friends and a lover to support you and parents that weren't absolutely disappointed in what you've become? you'd be a legend

>>387011819

Yeah, that's the one. They're updating the graphics and retouchign the gameplay (I hope). It was kinda short, but really fun.

>>387011685
I loved the first Crackdown and am totally asking for this. I'm a nobody, though.

DAILY REMINDER: FUCK THE NORTS

>>387011819
Yep. Specifically into his helmet, gun, and backpack, who are named Helm, Gunnar and Bagman respectively.

Real imaginative, yeah.

>>387012468

Woah!

So this.... is the CREATIVITY, of comics!

Damn.

>>387012773
Late 1970's/early 1980's British comics weren't known for not stooping for a few lame puns.

That and everyone really wanted to work on Judge Dredd anyway (which runs in the same magazine) so the other series have rocky starts to say the least.

@387011524
Yeah, I'm sure this PS2/Xbox/Gamecube FPS came out in the mid-70's, you dumb faggot. I'm not giving you a (You) for this retarded fucking bait.

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>>387012468
>Helm, Gunnar and Bagman

>2006

I think i was busy memeing the world cup on /b/ to know this game even existed.

>>387006169

It's a very cheap remaster, they should have changed the gameplay and levels entirely because its so minimal and short.

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>>387013354
You might want to do a bit of research next time before embarrassing yourself

>>387013354
>@
Don't do that. Fuck off back to r*ddit.

>>387010219
All comics are bad and capeshit.
Especially since around 2007 ish and they show no sign of improving.

>>387008606
Is that the actual cover?

>>387016302
t. doesn't actually read comic books

>>387006169
The game is pretty good, it reminds me of playing a covert-op Behind Enemy Lines : Freedom Fighters.

I like the comic but hate the game... The Dredd vs Death fps wasn't too awful though. I hope they don't make another 2000AD game any time soon though, guaranteed it would be generic open world shit no matter which strip they licensed.

>>387006169
did anyone here played the original?
was it good?

>>387016302

way to out yourself as a retard that doesn't read comics.

>>387008606

>literally made up goty awards
>releases with an overpriced phone cover, again

wew

>>387012456
It's also not a fucking remaster.

>>387021824
Yeah it's on Steam, it's pretty good.

>>387011524
>Watchmen
>Made in the mid 80s
>Rogue Trooper
>Made in the mid 00s
Don't think you got your facts right there

>>387021824
Fuck yeah.

The best parts were the cheat codes.

>>387022614
He meant the comics the game was based off, which were early eighties.

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>>387006169
HD Switch port when

Is Judge Dredd capeshit?

This game is lit.

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>Little teenage /v/tards thinking they can even comment on 2000AD.

Go back to your fidget spinners. The adults are talking here.

>>387021370
I'd play a Strontium Dog game in the vein of something like SW boutny hunter