Pitch me your idea for a 4chan video game.
the sims 2
>>386991391
yeah the sims 2 is a pretty good game
>>386991303
How's your day been?
a board-tan fighting game like Smash Bros.
>>386991303
2003 4chan, 2006 4chan or modern 4chan?
>>386991803
Sims 2 4chan
>>386991303
Visual Novel
>>386991303
dating game where you just talk to a bunch of losers pretending to be more than they are
>>386992038
Rolling a 2 for sims 2
/pol/ is the final boss
You can join him in the end
>>386992038
>can't even get a 5
>expecting to get a 55
>expecting to get a 555
>public toilet
>you shit in it, on the floor or throw it around
>graffiti and memes on walls
>the end
What's the point? You guys would hate on it and pirate it anyway.
>>386991303
4chan moderation simulator. Plays similar to Papers Please.
objective is to acquire epic gets to call forth the ancient god of chaos , KEK , who will aid you in the beta uprising, vanquishing plebbitors, roasties and chads and bring about the NEET utopia
A real-time strategy game where you pit crowds of protesters against each other.
>>386992130
Like the toilet in sims 2?
>>386992105
I like this idea.
>>386992226
Antifa car-bowling with ragdoll physics
Goldeneye with Austin Powers
An MMO where each board is a different class.
>/diy/ - engineers
>/sci/ - alchemists
>/r9k/ - wizards
>/tv/ - big guys
>/t/ - thieves
>/x/ - necromancers
>/e/ - seductresses
I could go on.
>>386991303
>RPG with all the OG 4chan "Rat pack"
>WT Snacks, Moot,Hiroshima Nagasaki, Manly Tears, Quentin, Swaglord, /v/ Rage, Good Guy Greg, Gigga Nigga, Billy Herrington, Santino Lee and Cockmongler
>You play as an 'Anon' and have to "save the internet" from memes/reddit or some shit
>Over the top campy scenes, overly dramatic gameplay, satire out the ass
>>386992213
>>386992802
>>You play as an 'Anon' and have to "save the internet" from memes/reddit or some shit
But it turns out /pol/ was the bad guy all along in a crazy twist >>386992105
>>386992213
Must be real fucking boring if the actual mods never play.
>>386992802
>You play as an 'Anon' and have to "save the internet" from memes/reddit or some shit
the twist is that your dad is a co founder of reddit
>>386992802
>mentions Quention and MT as "rat pack"
>No Xenon, Lanced Jack, KurokawaThundersword
Come on man.
VR moot simulator
>>386993015
>anon, I am you're father
>>386991391
It should play like one of the GBA sims games, where you play as a guy who needs to eat or sleep or take a shit every 5 minutes, but he won't want to do any of those things unless he's interacted with another NPC within the past 5 minutes, but he doesn't want to chat with an NPC unless he's eaten or slept or taken a shit within the past 5 minutes.
>>386993058
>>386993015
>>386993192
Any /v/ game devs out there who can make this?
>>386993268
I /could/ , but it sounds stupid so I won't
>>386993373
How's that game coming along
>>386992767
>/fit/ - muscular gay gachimuchi wrestlers
>/a/ - generic edgy anime protagonist who uses a sword i guess
>/out/ - scouts
>/biz/ - merchants
>/k/ - gunmancers
Schindler's Fist
>>386993620
I spend all week at work making games so I don't really like to spend my spare time working on personal games atm
>>386992992
That's the plot. You're the only mod that does their job.
>>386994110
>I spend all week at work making games
When's the next Candy Crush coming out?
>>386994263
>>386994263
how's my big mac coming along? I asked for no pickles btw
>>386991303
A 2D side-scroller going through each board, with the boards main "meme' being the final boss. Me and a friend wanted to make it in HS but never went through.
>>386991303
Sim "Special Education" Classroom
just play crack life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRSF4T9mhhs
>>386991303
Mod simulator, someone was making a game like this a while ago
>>386991303
You drive a charger.
a game where you pick you're favorite meme character (mines is pepe) and avoid shit falling from the sky
>>386995249
>final boss of /v/ is Todd Howard
>final boss of /tv/ is Bane
>final boss of /k/ is a yacht modified to fire bullets
>final boss of /r9k/ is Chad
>>386991303
A typing of the dead clone but instead of simple words or phrases its shitposts and copy pastas.
>>386995647
Wouldn't /k/ be zergface?
>>386991303
Kingdom Hearts with a considerably more vulgar story involving dank memes and every board is a different world leading up to /b/ moonlighting as Hollow Bastion.
a game where you go around calling everyone /pol/
>>386995647
>>final boss of /k/ is a yacht modified to fire bullets
wrong
Final boss of /k/ is Ian, also known as Gun Jesus.
Lurk moar
>>386991303
Save points are local gamestops, they kinda work like the street/lights in Alan wake.
>>386991303
Kart racing game where you race as the various board-tans.
>>386991303
Deal or no deal: waifu edition
>>386993789
What would /v/ be?
>>386991303
No chat.
A let's cry at every chance game, some kind of babyrage sim
>>386992802
>>WT Snacks, Moot,Hiroshima Nagasaki, Manly Tears, Quentin, Swaglord, /v/ Rage, Good Guy Greg, Gigga Nigga, Billy Herrington, Santino Lee and Cockmongler
I know none of these, can you explain?
>>386996103
Shit
civ clone
Musou where you play as a mod and the enemies are massive waves of various kinds of shitposts.
>>386991303
e-celebs make voice acting.
"reviewers'' are the characters
and leftypol is writing it.
you earn points for shitposting, winning internet arguments, successful thread derails and falseflagging, and generally sowing confusion and discord
points are utterly worthless and cannot be used for anything, but it is somewhat comforting to watch the number go up
there is no end goal, quest, or mission
you can't finish the game
you can't quit the game
you're here forever
>>386995784
Ian is the fake last boss. When he is defeated the /k/ube hovers down to challenge the player
>>386996163
kek
>>386995647
The final boss of /f/ is Piccolo trying to fuck you in the ass.
Fightan game with meme characters.
Wojack
Pepe
Console tans
Vivian
/v/guy
Retro /v/guy
Along with a few others.
You play as a giant faggot and suck as many cocks as possible.
>>386996723
Sounds liek ur mum m8
Shit Post Manager 2017
The Sims but the currency is (You)s and the only way to actually get it is by pissing other people off instead of doing something actually useful.
>>386996003
I'd play. A deal is a deal, after all.
>>386996850
No that's my dad.
I just want a game where I can punch /pol/acks.
>>386997074
Just play >>386992213 and ban them all instead.
>>386997074
Go back to punching your body pillow kid
>>386991303
A clicker game but every 'click' is a shitpost, and you purchase memes to expand your shitposting prowess. Twist: The further you delve into the game, the more corrupted everything gets. (Spooky filters, random words/phrases change to stuff like 'kill me' and 'alone', etc.)
>>386992015
I am more than I am, though
>>386996103
the shit emoji
>>386992209
That's pretty much the joke.
One of those shitty grandmothers footsteps flash games where you have a shitpost meter and have to shitpost before it fills up. But watch out for the jannitor cuz if he catches you shitposting he will ban you
>>386992209
No normies allowed.
>>386991303
It's just a VN about a bunch of little girls pretending to be adults while having a potty mouth. None of them actually play videogames, the VN is linear without interaction or any gameplay elements.
>>386993268
Nice, that's some good minmaxing. She's a cookie cutter
This is what a real salad dodger looks like.
>>386995749
No it'll be the /k/ube.
>>386999274
Fat people are not welcome on /a/.
>>386992213
>>386992847
>>386992992
There was a game literally like that posted around April. Forgot what happened to it.
>>386999736
What the fuck are you talking about?
early moot era only
Two main players will be OPs, and compete for the most replies to their thread. They cannot reply to their own thread.
The rest of the players simply post as normal, but the two who get the most (you)s become the two OPs for the next round.
The OP with the most replies to his/her thread becomes a "mod" for a day, and can ban players and delete their posts whenever he/she feels like it.
A board-tan fighting game. Anybody to suggest anything different is a fucking moron.
I'm patiently looking forward to the day I maul all you scrubs with my future main:the Jay
>>386991303
The main character is schizophrenic and is constantly fighting reality with what he "sees" he hates the idea of no real justice in the world and turns into a vigilante who kills cops and criminals believing he was the messiah of the world. A challenge in the game is it's possible the main character can kill civilians due to his schizophrenic state so acting on instinct could bring challenges. Another challenge is keeping your identity safe whether you get the cops trailing you or someone gets a good look at your face so when you go back to your apartment you must make sure the coast is clear as in one arc of the story two detectives try to tail you everyday. Smoking weed can stop you from seeing hallucinations whether it be weird visions of strange creatures or believing citizens are cops or thugs. The flip side is that your speed, strength and durability will be lowered. You also must manage a job but there's no real in game timer only event oriented so whenever it occurs you must do your everyday job properly. This will play a huge factor later in the game when you try to make your non-vigilante life seem as believable as possible. By the end of the game you get to see why the MC is so mentally broken and based on your choices in the game so far you can choose in route A to kill yourself or kill someone which could cause trouble to you. Or route b to massacre a bunch of people or try and lead your own movement from the shadows.
Nier but with the characters replaced.
Nier - /v/
Kaine - /a/
Emil - /jp/
Weiss - /pol/
Devola and Popola - moot and Hiroyuki
Shadowlord - reddit
Noire - JEWS
Yonah - VIDEO GAMES
>>386991303
>nep-nep-esque representations of various internet websites
>4chan vanishes in a great flood after calling down the wrath of some evil entity
>have to go to other websites and traverse the realm of Inderweb to figure out a way to save your realm
>the plot takes course over an extremely long time
>so long that by the midpoint 4chan has almost all but been forgotten
>find out some evil organization has been systematically eliminating anyone who has memories of 4chan
>altering all the records to erase 4chan's existence
>soon 4chan's recorded memes are being erased
>culture in Inderweb begins to change because no one can remember the root of many memes
>final boss is God (moot)
>he regrets his part in the creation of what he calls an "evil entity"
>only way to defeat him is to create 4chan out of the memories of all those who remember
>have to go to the underworld to save all the souls who were killed over all the years since the start of the game
>includes some of the badguys you had to slay throughout the game
>WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED
>summon the new 4chan
>it takes the form of hiroyuki
>hiro vs moot dogzilla battle in the heavens
>gameplay is like a tales of game, traditional jrpg, valkyrie profile 2, or fire emblem classic
I don't know really, but its got to have a real fucking shitty crafting system. By shitty I mean a system so bad and so overly complicated with tons of unnecessary steps, that only true autism will be able to stand it, let alone use it.
>>386991303
I thought a lot about this a long time ago and I came to the conclusion that 4chan itself is already its own video game, like a shitposting MMO.
>>386992213
So it's a bunch of pictures of children and you have to decide which ones are CP? Sounds dangerous.
>>386995249
>>386995647
>>386992767
>>386993789
theres a pattern here, make it happen people
A mousou hack-n-slash where you slaughter minorities, queers and liberals.
>>386992767
>>386993789
>/vp/ - druids
>/mu/ - bards
>/lit/ - scholars
>/trv/ - pilgrims
>/pol/ - cultists
I'm liking this more and more
>>386999274
me on the left
>>386993915
Already a porn called that, senpai.
>>386991303
Open World
Crafting
Zombies
Procedurally Generated
Early Access
Roguelite
Pixel graphics
Female Protagonist
>>387004424
>Female Protagonist
You mean Female (male) protagonist right?
>>386991303
>fighting game
>customize character and include vidya taste and favorite games/genres
>like 20 unique enemies in campaign
>you fight in order of most to least similar to your opinion
>roguelike
The /v/ideogame
>>387001509
>not /vg/ - tacticians
>>386992130
Duke Nukem Forever?
>>386991303
What about that Vivian James platformer?
I forget why people hated her so much.
Project Diva but instead of vocaloids it's Board-tans singing
I really want to play a game where instead of swords being magical and created by master craftsmen, its guns. So the people talk of legendary guns crafted by legendary gunsmiths and all that.
>>386991996
can i date /mu/?
Dating sim with the known anons. For example on this board there's
>Lee
>Mineral Anon
>RED Sniper
Other boards too.
R9K has Kakyoin Glasses Anon
>>386991303
open world survival crafting rpg with memes. nobody is happy about it.
habbo hotel
>>386991303/diy/ and /biz/ team up to swindle the other boards out of their disposable NEET income. /diy/ is tasked with the duty of making contraptions while /biz/ usesherjewish magic to trick them into giving them their money
>>387000105
I'd main/trash/
This
https://banhammer.site/site/4shame/queue
>>386991303
Here me out v
>shitpost the gaem simulator
>play as an anon in moms basement
>you have to shit post to get yous
>you have to bait to get yous
>the entire game revolves around yous
>occasionally mom stops by and gibs chiken wings
>you can use yus as currency to buy images and waifus
>at the end of the game you get laid.
4Chan: Total War.
>>386991789
The tagline would be:
A
>Fighting Game
party game with a minigame where you're in a ylyl and whoever gets most keks wins
>>386995249
This. It should play like the old Streets of Rage games with Anon as the playable character. The last level will be /pol/ with a merchant at the end that's behind it all.
lmao all of this is going to /r/4chan lmao xD
>>387006715
no onecaresremembers
>>387009015
>tries to be ironically reddit
>is actually reddit
>>386992767
>>386993789
>>387001509
What would /tg/
>/jp/ - samurai
>/asp/ - monk
>/tg/ - Actually I've got no idea
>>386991303
torture a maid
Forum simulator with a randomized vocabulary so each game mimics the sensation of lurking and hiding your newfaggotry. You win if you get your shit together and figure it out, you lose if you get told to lurk moar too many times.
Soothing colours and shapes float across the screen as you collect bright objects, preferably in VR.
>>386991303
TRAPS IN BIKINI ARMORS
PLOT TWISTthey are straight as an arrow
Basically Hyperdimension Neptunia but with board-tans
>>386991303
already exists
>>387012246
top kek
>>386995696
>final boss
>"Haha, you sure are a faggot for coming this far, anon"
>typing prompt comes up>it's the entire navy seals copy pasta
>>387013278
>/tv/ boss
>you have to type the entire plane scene script
Luckily I already have the whole thing memorized.
GGGGGRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DDDDDDOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAALLLLLLDDDDDDDD GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPFFFFFFFF LLLIIIITTTTEERRRRRRAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYY HIIIIITTTTTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEERRRRRR NUCLEAR CODES RACIST FASCIST DRUMPF GRAAAAAAAHHHHH IMPEACH IMPEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH DIE WHITEYS DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>386991303
A game of RPG warfare and world conquest, where every nation is blessed by a patron saint personifying one, or several 4chan boards, who blesses their people with some ability or arbitrary advantage. The nation of /v/ can summon powerful entities from the voxel dimension, /sp/ is blessed with powerful sports themed armor, /d/ corrupts anything non /d/ so long as they're in close proximity, and so on and so forth.
>>386991303
Xenoblade, but instead of taking place on a giant robot it takes place on a giant Moot.
>>387010778
A dragon?
>>387013526
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
BERTOLT BRECHT
>>387013278
>>387013407
I would love to see this.
>>386991303
It's a fighting game but the backgrounds update with posts in real time.
>>386991303
4chan made this video game: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609427
>>386991303
A hack and slash game where you and your buddies choose from a variety of classes and cut a path through shitposters in search for some quality content. Each board is its own dungeon, with unique denizens to fight and items to collect. If you're lucky, you might stumble across one of the deleted boards.The final boss is against yourselves, as you begin to succumb to the shitposting.
>>387016426
/Z/ is a beehive
>>386991303
Pokemon Clover is kinda this.
I could see it as some RPG with boards being nations and enemies/bosses being memes related to a certain board.
>>387000659
This is great
>>386991789
>>387008378
Kek. Fund it.
like GTA but you have to get NPCs to follow you, which can be done by doing stupid shit (slapping girls' asses, getting hit by cars, dancing, etc) and then fighting a rival gang (/r/gaming kiddos) for you
>>386991303
It's a visual novel about /r9k/ finally getting a gf
Normal routes are /mu/, /pol/, /x/, /lit/, and /i/
Gay options are /fit/ and /lgbt/
/soc/ is also an option but will lead to a bad end
/s4s/ is the secret loli route
>>387019618
is /int/ the rejection end?