Why was he so pissed?

His mouth is stuck to just one side of his face.

>>386987758
Because he's c o o l

Because he's egy

>>386987835
This, but unironically

You'd be pissed too if you had been brought back from the dead after a perfect ending to your story arc to star in some half assed DeviantArt tier fanfic with guns and swearing because the autists in the fanbase made one too many edgy Flash cartoons starring you and sent Sega the wrong message.

unironically because the guvernment killed his waifu and he was made by ayy lmaos

>>386987758
Because they wouldn't let him say fuck.

Coudn't find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald.

>>386987758
>Muh ria

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>>386991846

THIS IS WHO I AM

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>>386987758
!

>>386987758
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

>>386987758
Mommy didn't give him chicken tendies Huge furs cocks in Ashley's ass whilst she moans in pain

>>386987758
>Where's that damn fucking piece of shit ass chaos emerald?

>>386997065
Uhhh

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>that level where shadow uses chaos control to cause 9/11

>>386987758
Because he looks cool when he's angry.

>>386997106
>>386997213
>those black creatures really mean business
Didn't know Sam Raimi was involved in the game

>>386987758
HERE WE GO BUDDY HERE WE GO

>>386987758
You think he's angry? Just watch this: >:(

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>Thought the opening song was the best thing ever at ten years old
>played it in front of the whole family telling them "it was the coolest song ever made"

NO MORE GODS NO MORE GRAVES

DO IT IF YOU DHHEEAAAYH