Don't mind me, just pirating this person!

>>386975219
okay :). Have a nice day!

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>>386975251
Damn right I will.

>>386975219
How are you going to clone her?

>>386975219
This wouldn't have happened if that WHORE gave you a demo!

Would you be upset if a guy broke into your house, cloned your wife and started fucking the clone in front of you?

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Don't mind me just pirating your vagina. Don't worry you will keep the original, I just want to try it out.

>>386975679
only if he didn't let us join

>>386975219

>Always this kind of bait
>Always guaranteed replies

>>386975679
Do I also have the potential to clone my wife and fuck 2 or more of them simultaneously?

please don't take my wife just take my wife's son instead

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>>386975607
Haven't you played Soma?

That's how you do it.

This is just getting weird. Who makes these "stock photos" anyway?

>>386975769
Yes, on one condition: you will inevitably lose track of which wife is the real one

>>386975679
I'd probably join in.

>>386975679
Would the intruder get upset if the husband wanted to fuck him or at least make a clone of him to fuck?

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>>386975858
You're asking too many questions kid, it's time for you to go.

>2019
>Scouring the web for piratable waifus
>Here's one virgin hanging out with Tomoko-Chan
>Execute hacking procedure
>Poor virgin's waifu is sucked out of his computer screen and transported to my vault
>Load her waifu data onto my robo-drone
>Free waifu
Get ready for the future

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>>386975858
The Internet has everything.

>>386976001
Payne?

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>>386975219
>You wouldn't download a girlfriend

Of course I fucking would! Why won't the sex robots show up already?

>>386976001
>nice_man_with_a_facial_twitch_returns_your_gun.jpg

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>>386975219
Don't mind me, just pirating this car!

>>386975804
The ending would have been so much better if they showed him getting to that virtual world FIRST, then the after credits scene was the original getting left behind and just a fade to black.

>>386976001
>(Not) Max Payne

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PIRATING THIS THREAD

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>386975219
Just a question I have:

Soon we're going to have lab grown meat, so we can clone our own flesh for consumption. Would you eat yourself?

>>386976001
>GUN

>>386977186
Human flesh supposedly tastes like pork, I'd give it a go.

>>386975737
Sauce?

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>>386975219
Don't mind me, just pirating directions because I'm lost.

>>386979446
Just grabbed it off google, apparently something calles 'American Horror Story'.

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>>386975219
>>386975737
>>386976421
>>386976712
>>386979628
You're not pirating anything motherfucker.

>>386976001
>trigger discipline

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>>386975679
DRM is just a chastity belt for software

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>>386975219
Don't mind me, just pirating some space in the back of this car..

>>386980482
that's a three holed balaclava.

that isn't a pirate, that's a hacker.

>>386977186
lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers.

Never mind me, I'm just pirating Bethesda games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

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>mfw I pirate an Ubisoft game

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>>386975219

Don't mind me, just pirating this ham.

>>386975607
fuck her mom for free

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>>386976427
> he thought humanity being reduced to data information drifting away on a satellite is a positive ending

>>386975219
something is something that it's not cuz i said so

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>implying you wouldn't download a [thing]

>>386983561
Holy shit, it's young John Travolta!

I know this is a terrible bait thread, but I'll take it anyway.

You're implying that pirating somehow damages the quality of, or "steals", the original product. When the pirated copy is just that: a copy that in no way infringes or affects the original product.

Have you heard of Artificial Scarcity? The entire reason companies are pissed about pirating is that they expose the lie that is Artificial Scarcity, they produce a product that can be reproduced perfectly indefinitely for next to no cost at all but have to make it artificially scarce in order to induce a profit.

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>>386984008
>YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR

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>pirating a woman
If you could walk around with a small handheld scanner and scan a woman for cloning, what woman would you actively seek out?

Would you pirate multiple women and play them all at once? Or one by one? What scenarios would you create with your pirated female clones?

Would the pirated woman have the same memories as the woman you pirated at the moment of scanning? Would it appear as if she was at a coffee shop and suddenly appeared in the room of a grinning anon?

So many questions

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>>386984472
>what woman would you actively seek out?
Where does Emma Watson live? How would I manage to "accidentally" walk by her, without gaining the attention of her security team?

When I play her pirated version, would I need to be in a nice solitary area when she realizes her predicament and starts screaming? How do I turn off my pirated copy of Emma Watson?

>>386975219
Let me pirate that mouth

>>386976427
This
>>386983880

Gentleman status is accepting the end of humanity. Patrician status is realizing leaving the WAU alive would allow humanity a future brighter than anything they could conceive of.

That the WAU was already tinkering with transhumanism, and wanted the best for humanity. That the dreamers in Theta were enjoying themselves in a fully realized version of Catherine's project while the WAU was working on a solution to all their problems.

That within years, decades, or centuries,
the WAU would be able to recreate perfect technological/biological bodies for its humans that could survive on the blasted surface of Earth. That with the WAU they could rebuild.

>>386984130
Artificial scarcity is the act of limiting stock levels of physical products to create intentional shortages. It has nothing to do with this.

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>>386975219
Don't mind me, just pirating this purse.