A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

If you were to punt that at someone's head like a ball would it kill them?
Like what is the beacon made out of

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>>386968937
>playing as a vampire lord
>touch Meridia's beacon, she wants me to be her champion

>>386969341
>what is the beacon made of
New hands

>>386969341
its meridias kidney stone

>>386968937
I always touch my beacon when I play modded skyrim

>>386969532
>implying a new hand will ever touch your beacon

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>A NEW HAND TOUCHES MY BACON.

>>386968937
>A NEW HAND SHOVES THE BEACON UP THEIR ASS

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Jokes on you I have no hands

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>>386968937
If you were to fire that at somebone's head out of a toy canon would it kill them?

>>386969572
your mother

>>386968937
A NEW BACON HANDS MY TOUCH

That quest is the only way to get the full face mask Legion helmet, plus the dungeon has quite a bit of gold in it. All the bodies at the end with the necromancer are full of coin.

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

One of the only good quests in skyrim

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>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

>>386969465
Hot

>>386969629
It would be extremely painful

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haha If Meridia can feel it if you touch the beacon what would happen if you rubbed the beacon pleasurably haha
what do you think would happen haha?

asking for a friend, haha.

>>386969868
No one cared who I was until a new hand touched the beacon.

>>386969341

It would be extremely painful.

>>386968937
Why did this of all things become a meme?

WHY

>>386970287
WON'T

>>386969868
>>386970038
U U
U U
UUUUUUU
U
U

>>386970373
YOU

>>386970373
YOU

>>386970373
YOU

>>386970440
>>386970456
DIE!

>>386970373
YOU

>>386970440
>>386970456
>>386970505
>>386970543
>4 YOU

What did they mean...

>>386970543
DIE

>>386969968
>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
>HEAR ME MORTAL, LISTEN A- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>S-STOP RUBBING IT LIKE THAT!
>CEASE THIS A-AT O-ONCE!

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>>386968937
I'd touch Meridia's beacon alright.

Clavicus vale is the best Daedra

Hircine fags are FurFags

Azura worshippers are a buncha cucks

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>>386970586
BAIN?

>>386970912
Too bad Clavicus has the worst artifacts

>>386970618
Go on...

>>386970618
I wish i could draw

>>386968937

Aw fuck off, I don't need another quest in my backlog.

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>>386970618

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>>386970618
keep going anon
my pants are down

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>>386970618

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>>386970618
>A NEW H-
>GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BEACON!

>running around epic fantasy world
>swordfighting, arrow sniping, blasting fire out of hands
>dragons, giants spiders, trolls
>this is pretty fun
>reach level 20
>basic bitch bandits take 900 hits and kill you in 3
>"whoops, looks like you didn't pick up 26,000 iron ores, 114,000 alchemy ingredients and 30,000 filled soul gems there guy"
>game is now unplayable

TODD

God damn it, this what my life has become; memes and lewd fusions. Keep er' goin.

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>>386969769
>That quest is the only way to get the full face mask Legion helmet
there's a shrine of talos up in the mountains near the rift that has the mask respawn

>>386971084
>It's n-n-not like I wanted you to touch my beacon anyway, b-baka!

>>386971253

Just lower the difficulty ya ninny.

>tfw looting stuff normally at night in my quiet room
>don't realize how loud my TV really is
>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack holy shit

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>not have 2 Maces of Molag Bal for double the rape

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>>386968937
DAMMIT MAVIS, I JUST WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE!

>>386971558
me no speak london

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psst hey kid come here psst listen
kill your friends

>>386971339
Fuck me, seriously? Shit

>>386971558

Gee Bill, how come your daedra lord let you have TWO Maces??

>HAVING FRIENDS

>NOT HAVING A SEMI SENTIENT ULTIMATE DEATH SWORD

>>386971708
Guys I have this unusual urge to kill my waifu. I think this blade is talking to me?

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>>386971708
>tfw all my friends are set to essential
I just want a sword that says lewd things when I betray those I love

>>386971708
>>386971906
>killing your friends only results in the enchantment being improved
Lame, I'd do more damage with my own forged ebony greatsword.

>>386971949
You see, your blade is tsundere for you and can't bear you loving anone else

>>386972187
That would be yandere

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>>386971253
>reach level 20
>basic bitch bandits take 900 hits and kill you in 3
maybe in oblivion, but skyrim didn't really have this problem
bandits no longer have armor scaling, and just run around in fur and leather

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>>386971949
I'm your new waifu little boi~

Realistically speaking, which Daedric Lord would you serve and pledge allegiance to? Do note that if you betray said Lord, it won't end well for you.

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>>386972254
>tfw play on legendary
>see two bandits with full orc armor

>>386972227
The blade does not know your weird Eastern terms, but tries to use them (and failling) to impress you

>>386972358

Sheogorath for those dank, spicy memes

>>386972358
Azura seems the most chill of all the princes

>>386972254
>playing with combat mods
>90% of attacks can nearly insta-kill at higher difficulty
For once daggers are worth it.

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>>386968937

>>386972358
Meridia seems nice as long as you aren't a spooky skeleton

>>386972358
Realistically speaking Nocturnal would be the safest choice, but I'm going to say Mephala because her voice does things to my dick

>>386972358

Mehrune Dagon just for the insta-kill weapon

>>386972358
>Do note that if you betray said Lord, it won't end well for you.
half of them will get you killed whether you betray them or not
which are the ones that don't outright hate mortals? meridia, azura, hircine and maybe namira?
not much choice

>>386968937
I remember touching this and getting grossed out. Who knows how many filthy nords have touched it before

>>386969341
>half a pound
>the size of your chest
Its basically a lumpy large soccerball. You'd have to punt it at a pretty high speed to do any actual damage, would most likely just stun or cause a headache.

>>386969432
She is that desperate.

>>386972358
Molag Bal would let me get away with countless rapes if I subject myself to get raped by him first

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>>386970618

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>>386973294
Wew

>>386973294
Fucking saved

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>>386973294
Excellent!

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>>386973294

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>>386973294
christ you drawfags are fast

>>386973294

Anon delivers!

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>>386973294
>in half hour
nice

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>>386973294

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>>386973294

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>>386973294
10/10
You drawfags are too good for us

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>>386973294
wew lad

>>386972128
Not a katana, not an argument

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>>386973294
Excellent.

>>386973294

Witnessed

>>386973294
MOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>386970618
Don't you fucking write this filth about the purest of all the daedra lords

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>>386972358
Nocturnal

>>386974062
>Meridia
>Pure

You and I both know she just acts all high and holy to try and cover up what a slut she really is.

>>386972358
Jyggalag. I think it would be kind of enjoyable to be the literal fun police.

Can gods go into heat?

>>386974313

I jerked off to her cleavage once in-game

I was 21

>>386973294
>D-Dragon b-born s-sto-ooooh...

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>>386973294
Neat

>>386974447
It's not that bad. I jerked off to Markydaysaid's Skyrim comics like a week ago.

>>386968937
>see the beacon
>close the chest, never come back to it
her quest line is fucking retarded, I hate her dialogue

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>ywn be transported to Oblivion and died down while Meridia, Azura, Mephala, and Nocturnal have their way with you

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So at the end of Dragonborn, Hermaeous Mora claims Miraak's soul. How does this work for the Skyrim MC? When they finally die will all the Daederic princes they pledged allegiance to just divide the Dragonborn's soul equally?

>>386974313
Ah yes, pledge your soul to the bitch for minor spells. Oh yeah, if you don't follow her rules she will let tons of bad luck befall on you and in death you will spend eternity in a dusty tomb until your insane
But hey, at least you get to see her tits in person maybe

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>>386971084

kek

>>386972358
hermaeus or sanguine
but probably hermaeus

>>386974653
DB has ONLY really pledged to Mora so Mora has the claim. Just doing a favor for a prince doesn't get you bound to them. The only other prince with a real claim is Hircine if you die as a werewolf. It being Hircine I'm sure it would be resolved with a hunting competition.

>>386974653
Shezzarines don't owe allegiance anyone

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Gotta love that happy croc guy

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>>386973294
based drawfag
you win the internet today

>>386974818
I'm pretty sure you had to give your soul to Nocturnal to finish the Thieves Guild questline.

>>386973294
Would you be willing to draw Hermaeus "fighting" Nocturnal for the Dragonborn's soul?

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>>386968937
That is something that was atrocious in Skyrim, auto quests, quests that you never agreed to that are just thrown in your lap by couriers that are essential, random dialogue that is intrusive when you are zipping past someone but they open their yaps anyways, picking up items, characters just coming up to you and chasing you to force you into a quest.
>hey lad, never earned an honest coin in you life
What the fuck was Bethesda thinking?
>our fanbase is too retarded and lazy to explore and figure things out on their own so we have to throw it into their lap and spoonfeed it to them
?
I haven't played Fallout 4 because I'm dreading how farther Bethesda could possibly sink but do they also do that in 4? Throwing quests into your lap like that?

>>386974969
>implying a shard of talos takes shit from bitch ass daedra

>>386968937
>read the filename as >MAVIS_BEACON

>>386975174
>but do they also do that in 4? Throwing quests into your lap like that?
Hahahaha
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>386975191
Miraak was also a shard of talos, didn't help him.

>>386975174
I don't mind quests coming your way, it can make for a livelier world that has things going on around you, but that fucking ginger thief cunt in Riften drives me up a wall. Fuck off. I wish I could lead the legion or stormcloaks in to wipe that edgemaster guild out. Fucking Dark Brotherhood aren't even as edgy as Thieve's.

>>386972443
Sam?

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>>386975381

Aye

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>>386968937

Fuck i hate to step on to this bitch everytime i quick-loot a chest.

>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON.
>NO, YOU CAN'T PUT IT DOWN. YOU HAVE TO CARRY IT WITH YOU FOREVER UNLESS YOU DO THIS QUEST I'M GIVING YOU.
T.Hanks

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>>386973294
You drawfags are great.

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>>386975685
>he doesn't carefully consider which of each and every item to select
>using the take all option ever

Filthy animal.

>>386973294
For a Skyrim threads this is fucking ACE.

>>386971708
>always go around and set up targets before I reach level 20
HA HA HAR

>>386973294
Think i recognize your artstyle. Are you extellus perhaps?

>>386972358
Vaermina. Her skull is wicked and I dream about her sometimes anyways.

Is meridian holy?

>>386976797
Not in and of herself since she's a daedra, but she's the Daedric Prince of life and energy, so she fucking despises necromancers, the undead and shit like that so her followers are basically paladins and clerics.

>>386976949
Daedra aren't all bad outlander.

>>386977114
Even the "good" daedra get up to bad shit from time to time.

>>386970257
For you,!

>>386977212
I'm pretty sure it would be painful for everyone to have a quartz ball launched at your face

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>>386977076
FALSE USERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>386977157
Not Vaermina, Malacath, or Peryite.

>>386977683
>Vaermina
Dawnstar
>Malacath
Had a guy and his wife put to slave labor
>Peryite
Literally spreads disease

>>386971084
god damnit

>>386977796
>Dawnstar
Not her doing.
>Had a guy and his wife put to slave labor
Deserved it.
>Literally spreads disease
A good plague refreshes and keeps populations in order.

>>386973294
part 2 when..?

>>386978185
>Deserved it.
For what? Using ogres? Sorry Malacath but nobody cares ogres except you

>>386973203
Well then it ain't rape is it now anon?

>>386976797
>>386976949
She used to be part of the Magna-Ge though, until she was cast down. She's pretty much the only benevolent Daedric Lord.

>>386972358
Vaermina because she is a qt and she can bless me with cozy sleeps

>>386968937
kinda telling the one daedric artifact thats universally useful due to the sheer number of undead in the game is also the ONLY artifact quest that forces you to find it no matter how you play

and the other is the first rumor you'll get no matter what innkeep you ask.

>>386972358
I'd like killing Draugr for Meridia, but I also like raising the dead and she looks down on that kind of thing. So I'd probably go with Hircine instead and become a werewolf.

>>386973294
very good yes

>>386979287
Vampires, Skeletons, Draugr, Dragon Priests, The shadowy guys from the Soul Cairn. That's at least 70% of the shit you run into, right?

Necromage perk in the recovery tree should be a go-to pick as well, since all of your enchanted weapons will gain the bonus, including Dawnbreaker.

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>>386975174
>Get a letter asking me to deliver a very special one-of-a-kind Dwemer arrow that's the same as the hundred or so others in my backpack
>Archaeologist dude practically creams his pants over it

>embershard mine
>sneaking up to the guy sitting outside the locked treasure room
>use oakflesh
>he hears me, goes into the treasure room to investigate
>unlocks the door and dicks me out of some lockpicking experience
>restart dungeon

A U T I S M

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>>386980527
wew

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>>386980527

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>>386980527

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>>386980527

This is a good thread

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>>386980527
Now we're talking

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>>386980527

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>>386980527
Who would have thought a Skyrim thread would be any good

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>>386969968
>>386970618
>>386973294
>>386980527
This is a good thread.

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>>386971084
cheeky cunt

>>386980527
10/10

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Who is the hottest daedric prince and why is it Meridia?

>>386981369
you mean princess

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>>386980527
>>386973294

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>>386972358

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>>386981369
Not while this fine lady exists

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>>386973294

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>>386981773
>tfw almost no fanart of her

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>>386980527
>>386973294
s-so lewd...

This is a golden thread.

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>>386981534
Technically they're all genderless. But they're stilled called Daedric Princes

>>386975174
Have you not seen the Preston Garvey memes?

>>386969968
haha like I wonder what the beacon smells like haha?

>>386981695
this. no question

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>>386981773
>>386981950
Nocturnal is fine as well

One time I leveled sneak to 99 in the tutorial by backstabbing Ralof 9000 times and I found this in the first bandit mine

>>386982175
>don't pick it up
>it shows up halfway across the country two hours later
I think this lady wants something from me.

>>386972973
It's not that they hate mortals, it's just that they don't care one way or another.
If you are useful to them (may it be as a champion or a cock gobbling slave) they'll make you stay alive and well while on the other hand, they will probably ignore you or hunt you for fun depending on their spheres if you have no use in their plan.

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>Jerking off to Daedra

Have you heathen no shame?

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>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
>LISTEN MORTAL, YOU...
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>S-STOP THIS
>W-WELL, M-MAYBE MY TASK CAN WAIT A LITTLE BIT
>D-DON'T STOP MORTAL, RUB L-LOWER, IT'S AN O-ORDER
>Y-YOU'RE M-MY CHAMPION NOW, F-FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS CLOSELY

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>>386969341
>it is heavy enough to kill someone
>but at the same time so light than you can punt it like a football
use some logic here anon you're killing me...

>>386982717
Isn't wanting to fuck a Divine heretical though?

>>386982298
she want's to get FUCKING petted and cuddled

>>386982717
>go to temple in markarth where it's said that women practice fucking all the time
>none of them want to fuck the seven foot ripped dragonborn
Fucking tourist traps.

>>386982779
Well a penny can kill someone if dropped from the Empire State building, so a literal demigod punting a jagged ball at someone and killing them isn't necessarily far from the truth.

>>386982965
>seven foot
It's because you're Thalmor scum and can't into stealth archery.

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>>386968937
What if you touch the beacon with your penis?

>>386969968
>inb4 trophy racer voice when reading this

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>>386982717
>Implying the Aedra has ever done anything good for you, except creating mundus which wasn't even by their own will, they just got tricked.

>>386973294
>inb4 this picture gets posted all over reddit and twitter

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>all that daedra talk
That stuff is no good for you son. The Empire is Law. The Law is Sacred. Praise Be Akatosh and All The Divines

>>386983127
Drawfags pls, one more before the thread ends

>>386972358
Is Sithis a daedeic lord?
If not, Nocturnal.
If not still, Meridia to be a literal paladin of the Light.

>>386983553

I think Sithis is higher up than Daedra and Aedra shitters.

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>>386971708
>kill the shithead argonian chick in Solitude
>resurrect her
>rinse and repeat
Thanks for the free kill sword dummy

>>386982298
>Don't pick up the beacon
>It reappears several times in different places
>Go to sleep
>Wake up with a massive pain in the ass
>You feel your rectum stretched 8 inches wide
>Something seems stuck in there
>Try to reach for it
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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>>386973294
fucking witnessed

>>386975325
He was stopped by another dragonborn, not a daedra

>>386983034
A penny wont kill you if dropped from the empire state building you fucking mong

>>386983553
>>386983623
Sithis is often considered the same entity as Padomay which would mean that it helped create all the planes of existence.

>>386983482
>being a scaly

>>386983553
>>386983623
Sithis (also known as Padomay) is the primordial state of chaos.

So it's way WAY beyond the reach of Daedra and Aedra and a part of everything.

>>386973294
I honestly thought that he would start rubbing his dick on it, passing on his crotch. It would make more sense to Meridia "Wait, what are you doing".

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>>386973294
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>386983795
>Small object falling at terminal velocity on your head
>Not deadly

>>386980527
Go on...

>>386983623
>>386983803
>>386983920
So is that a no?

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>>386984127
No. Sithis is not a Daedric prince,

>>386975345
lol what, The Dark Brotherhood is like the OC database of Skyrim

>>386984064

You do know reaching terminal velocity makes it LESS dangerous, right? Gravity is far too weak a force to get something with the mass of a penny to do anything more than a scratch.

>>386984127
>So is that a no?
Yes, Sithis is not a Daedra
But it's aware, since the Dark Brotherhood worship it, punish traitors with its wrath and the Night Mother fucked it

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>During the Malkoran fight the Dawnbreaker gets knocked from the pedestal
>Malkoran picks it up
>after I kill him I loot it off him
>Meridia tells me to retrieve it
>activate the pedestal
>get another Dawnbreaker

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>>386980527

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>>386973294

>>386984480

CHIM

>>386984274
>Daedric planes is a single planet
I'm pretty sure they are they own dimensions among Oblivion, since some of the planes are infinite and one of the text mention the fact that Daedric Princes have to create a space in Oblivion in order to start their plane.

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>>386980527
The time is now!

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>Deadra worshipping

>>386984719
Go away to play with your space nazis. Adults are talking.

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>>386972358
Sheogorath my dude, I want to live in Bliss so fucking bad. If I'm forced to speak backwards or shit spoons everytime an orc sneezes, so be it

>>386984285
Thief wankers are tryhard edgelords, the DB are barely any better, but better

>>386984719
>Worshipping the Nines
>Sucking cocks for no results
With Deadras at least you get results, even if it's bad, you just need to know who need what. I mean what kind of faggot would make a deal with Molag Bal.

>>386972303
>cute hair
>lots of arms to hug and cuddle you with
>long fingers for prostate stimulation
>can add more spiders to achieve desired thickness
How can one daedra be so perfect?

>>386985076
>he doesn't want a cursed dick
How painfully boring

>>386985025
They literally don't kill, I don't know what makes them edgelords to you. On the other hand in the Sanctuary there is always some ambient dialogue about how someone teleported behind someone or other

>>386984861
>he thinks the modern imperium are space nazis

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>>386980527
Proceed.

>>386980165
literally never played this quest in my life, name please

>>386985326
>Taming a Daedric princess
I am both aroused and impressed.

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>>386985326

And the madman keeps going

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>>386985326
Fuggg.

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>>386985326

>>386977276
>dude burn all of edgeville lmao
>I guess the bank and all the structures can stay though
what a bunch of dummies

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>>386980527
ohSHI-

>>386985376
Not that anon but I got a courier letter when I bought a Dwarven bow wherein that Dunmer archeologist in Markarth talks about how he wants you to bring it to him. There is no followup after that.

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Only real Daedra can translate this

>>386985296
I can't stand a single Thieve's Guild character. They come as far more obnoxious than just straight up murderlords. The DB are a supernatural assassin cult, but the Thieves Guild is just a bunch of scumbags who like to steal shit and think themselves above everyone else, it's their characterization than absolutely pisses me off. Murderfags have absolutely no pretensions as to who they are.

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>>386985326

>>386985376
Random chance when you pick a Dwemer item that some faggot will want it because it's exceptional and rare (like dwemer arrows)

>>386985376
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Buy_Dwarven_artifact

>>386980527
I can draw at mediocre level in real life. What programs do people usually use to create digital stuff like that? Photoshop or something more specific to comics etc.?

>>386985076
>For no results
Your very existence is thanks to the nice who graciously gave their form and power to make this plane reality to begin with

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>>386971084

>>386985682
Painting - Paint Tool SAI, Corel Painter
Textures and CG stuff - Photoshop
Also try Krita and Clip Studio Paint, they're great.

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>>386985558
>>386985667
>>386985681
The important question is, is this single quest worth reinstalling Skyrim

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>>386985326

>>386985839
they did a pretty shit job

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>my shitpost asking what would happen if you rubbed meridia's beacon got turned into porn
none of you understand how good this feels

>>386986004
absolutely not, are you retarded?

>>386986193
do NOT bully me

>>386986045
with you especially

>>386985681
>failure to intimidate results in him telling you to fuck off and he'll inform the Jarl about you trying to extort him
>don't gain bounty/infamy/anything as a consequence
bravo Todd

>>386986141
Prove that it was (You)

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WHAT IS LIFE GREATEST buymygame?

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>>386986214

>>386985591
I guess it's a matter of perspective, I didn't really come to the same conclusion, they are definitely assholes but then again they are a literal thief syndicate.

>>386986256
no

>>386973294
Kek

>>386975174
Love when you pick up a quest item that has actual carry weight and you can't remove it from your inventory even though you aren't on said quest
Like what is the harm in letting me put it in my goddamn house

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>>386986347
you dirty fucking liar

>>386986004
Nah, it's just a crappy radiant quest that procs if you breathe on any dwemer weapon or armor.

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>>386980527
Don't know what I was expecting in this thread but it wasn't this.

... is there more?

>>386971339
there's one in that dunmer shop in windhelm, too.

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>>386986470
It was the original shitpost, not the good one.

>>386986207
I asked you a question; Are you retarded?

>>386985326
>you'll never have a long-distance relationship with a Daedra lord

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>>386980527

>>386985681
Why didn't he buy the item from the shop himself

>>386986568
no u wasnt

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>>386986580
Stop.

>>386986752
RETARDED
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E
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>>386985976
Thanks anon. I'll check these out

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>>386986752
JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ARE YOU RETARDED!?

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>>386986818
>>386986880
STOP

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>>386973294
>>386980527

>>386986940
haha another cuckold pornography reference :-D

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>>386986958
ANSWER WHIPPERSNAPPER!

>>386986940
YOU MAD, DAEDRABOI?

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>I-Its not like i brought you up here because to be alone with you or anything

>>386986958
D U M M Y
U
M
M
Y

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>>386986718
okay

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>>386973294
Nice work, anon. Hope you don't mind.

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>>386986940
Sheogorath bless this thread

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Stop jerking off to Daedra.

>>386987090
Don't cheat on a Daedric Lord. You'll die painfully, no matter which one
>Bal rapes you to death
>Mephala has someone shank you with that ebony dildo of hers
>Clavicus and Sheo will find SOME funny way to fuck you
>Meridia just teleports you to her light thingy and lets you fall

>>386986940
>>386987268
How can vigilants even compete?

>>386987268
*summons all the daedra* stop me stupid

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>>386987268
*teleports behind you*

>>386987181
no

Arkay > rest

>>386987368
yes

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>>386987382
>being a scalefag

>>386987268
>Wiped out by a few of Bal's leavings
Nice try, faggots

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>>386986639
Because it's too far away for his weak elven legs to walk there, so he sends the psychic mailman to track you down so you can bring it to him

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>>386987360
*slows down time and aims at you*

Pssh....Nice try, kid...

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>this thread

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING SACRED ANYMORE IN THIS WORLD??

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>>386987382
Akatosh > everyone else, really

>>386987602
M-MASAKA

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>>386972358
Meridia all day, every day my man.

real talk
that fucking puzzle at the end was horseshit

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>>386973294
>>386980527
>>386985326

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what's going on here?

>>386988131
N-nothing, Todd! Just go back to sleep, we'll mod Skyrim in the morning!

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>>386988131

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>>386988131
[Speech 17] N-Nothing is happening here Todd.

>>386968937
I thought this quest was a mod because of how badly voiced Meridia was

TES 6 is going to be such a massive disappointment.

Because it won't be TES: AkaVIr.

>>386988131
Todd it's okay! Just a knocked over a lamp... go back to bed you have a busy day tomorrow remember?

>>386988334
Legendary or SE? You are using the steam workshop yes?

>>386988486
Um, ew? I only reply to Toddposters. Don't reply to me again.

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>>386969617
please stop

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>>386988131
Nothing at all, Todd-sama.

>>386988435
The logical location would be Valenwood, since normies love magical elves in magical forests

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>>386985326