Why did Paya have to lose the Linkbowl? It's not fair.

Zelda is the preordained and designated girl. All the others are peripheral.

>>386963416

Link is 4'5" in BoTW, he's literally a midget. Paya is better off.

It's part of the numerology of the Zelda universe. For their to be complete balance, things must exist in a trinity: three golden goddesses, three pieces of the Triforce, three heavenly virtues, three Sacred Stones, etc. It's what forms the basis of the entire conflict between Link/Zelda/Ganon.

So if there's a waifu, then there must be a cuck and there must be a chad: they balance each-other out. In this scenario, Link is the waifu: he's literally perfect, and has all these women literally throwing themselves at him. It's not like he's being alpha and tearing it up or seems to even be aware of it: he maintains his purity like a true waifu does. Zelda is the one that takes his purity: she spends a century sleeping with someone else, then gets Links boipussy as soon as she shows up. She is the chad. Paya, then, is the cuck that pines from a distance and sits back and rubs one out thinking of her waifu getting fucked by the chad - she even goes as far to say that she's 'happy' for Link and Zelda. That's about as cucked as a person can get, short of raising another man's daughter.

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>>386963416
>Makes my heart hurt

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>>386965047
>It's part of the numerology of the Zelda universe. For their to be complete balance, things must exist in a trinity: three golden goddesses, three pieces of the Triforce, three heavenly virtues, three Sacred Stones, etc. It's what forms the basis of the entire conflict between Link/Zelda/Ganon.

So explain why pic related is the best Zelda game?

>>386965047
>Zelda is the one that takes his purity
That's pretty hot, non-gay doujins when?

>>386963416
Link is used goods.

>was in a committed relationship with Mipha for years, fucked the fish every night
>snu snu'd by Riju and possibly other Gerudos
>various other things done to him while crossdressing as a Gerudo
>hit on by a lonely married woman

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>>386967473
the only thing the Gerudo did to him was give him knowing looks and giving him a relaxing and refreshing massage sans happy ending

Women hit on him but Link is indifferent and when he does flirt he's blown of like with the Gerudo running between towns and the caller for the Sheikah clothing shop

>>386967473
>The side eye look Link gets from Jerrin, Robbie's wife, when stripping in the Akkala Ancient Tech Lab.
That nigga could fuck all of Hyrule if he wanted. Fish, birds, even the fucking rock-troll things.

>>386963416
Why is Link standing like CIA?

>>386968747
He's not really a big guy