Craig is best daddy.

>>386959924
Why does the homo have a kid?

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>>386959924
>not Joseph

That babby has seen some shit

>>386959989
Probably stolen

>>386959989

>kids can't be adopted

>>386959989

Plenty of homos have kids. He may also be bisexual, I don't know, I haven't played the game.

>>386959924

fags like you should be fucking gassed

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>>386959924
I politely and respectfully disagree it's Joseph

>>386959989
>>386960070
>>386960078
>>386960098
Craig has an ex-wife and together they have 3 daughters. He's bisexual.

>>386959924
Why is he jogging with a fucking infant in a carrier???

>>386960872
that baby is gonna have brain damage

>>386960274
bisexual isnt a thing
Degenerate that gets no pussy and grows desperate is a thing

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Anyone else bothered by this.

>>386961150
the only two ways I can think of this mattering enough to you to make this post is one of two ways
>your SO cheated on you with their gender/your crush dated a male and a female and you're a huge beta orbiter and it stings to this day
or
>you've had a silly idea rammed into your head for so long you're no longer capable of simply accepting a video game character has a particular trait

>>386959924
no one cares you mentally ill hiv infected faggot

What game? Will /v/ spoonfeed me?

>>386959989
They're all daddies in the literal sense. Each daddy has at least one child.

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>>386962262

>>386962457
>It's for faggots

Ugh, and I was liking the look of the chocolate cutie in OP's pic. Fuck sakes.

>>386962606
That's your daughter you sick fuck

>>386962658
>AND you play as a nigger

Wow.

>>386959924
WHEN DID /v/ GET ALL THESE UNIRONIC HOMOS

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I started playing because of rasta dad and indian dad, but they both had shit personalities while vampire dad and white dad turned out to be the best.

>>386962457
Ginger is the ONLY good daddy.

>>386962816
Adopted.
You do play as a gay man after all.....

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best dad right here

>>386961430
Yes, I'm bothered by the left's fucked up fingers.

>>386962816
You can be any kind of dad you want your dead husband was a nigger. I'm not sure if it's always the case

>>386959924
>Jogging with a front carry
>Jogging with a front carry forward face
>Jogging with a front carry forward face with a >6 month old

Whatever nigger made this game has never had a kid in their life

>>386962457
>Space Marine Primachs.jpg

>>386963057
you can have a dead husband or wife

>>386963010
>was 100% certain I wouldn't go for him because I didn't like him at all
>he was just so fucking loveable and cute he turned out to be my favorite

>>386962816
The player daddy can be any race. Amanda's other dad (or mom, if you choose) was black.

>>386962969
Amanda's only adopted if you choose that option.

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>>386959924
Too skinny
For the gymbro dad type his body is about 10% buffer than the other dads
Into the trash he goes.

>>386959924
Why hasn't anyone sued Gamegrumps for this offensive garbage yet? At least Coming Out On Top had porn.

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>no matter what you do in Joseph's route, you either get cucked as he begrudgingly stays with his child neglecting alcoholic whore wife or he turns out to be a deranged demonic cultist hellbent on sacrificing you

At least in the second route you get the reveal of objectively best dad

>>386963186
>AND BLACKED is forced upon you
this entire universe must be deleted

>>386963184
>he

>>386963357
You could be a white dude with a black wife so is it real BLACKED

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>>386963357
>>386963962
Looks pretty brown to me.
At least the hair and the lips aren't much nigger tier

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>no sex or nudity

>>386963208
Yeah but the scenarios were pretty weird, especially Ian's

>>386964194
A fag sim with no real faggotry. You get at least Gachi memes or something like that?

How the fuck is a game made for faggots a top seller?

>>386965673
You get dad jokes and emphasis on romance

>>386965789
Memes jack

>>386965789
Makes sense, people over 12 who still play video games are faggots

>brown = black
here we go again

>>386965789
Honestly. I can't think of any reason except that it was made by the Game Grump and played by Youtubers like Markiplier so they gave it more exposure

>>386965789
Becuase the concept is so progressive, Plus its fucking hilarious

>>386966624
What exactly was the outrage about?

>>386961430
I'm offended by shitty tumblr style, I can at least give the game credit that they tried to stray away from that style, Even though they still don't know how to draw noses for women.

>>386966817
Angry trannies cry because of tf art being more attractive than they could ever hope to be. Nothing new.

>>386966817
Made fat dad THICC mom and one of the dads was formerly a female so genderbending him is "transphobic"

I want to fuck Amanda and Carmensita

>>386963206
How's that dysmorphia treating you? That's pretty damn ripped.

>>386963260
>thinking you're going to be the cucker
>instead you're the cucked

>>386967308
His body wasn't like that in-game was his complaint. Craig only looks slightly fit but I guess anon expected him to be ripped even though his routine mostly involved aerobics

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>>386968060
he's still pretty fit