Why was he so smug?

>>386952974
he's a human brain on legs

Because he's pure anime kino

Because he could raw your girlfriend infront of you and still keep that shit eating grin.

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>>386952974
tell me about carmack, why does he wear the smug?

>>386952974
Mmm.

>>386952974
He knew he could just build rockets instead of games.

>>386952974
He's an autistic sociopath on top of the world also >>386953047

>>386952974
>tfw I could build a iron man suit and kill all of you faggots

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>>386952974

Imagine being the smartest person in the room. You can't but he can.

Because he became a millioner by just coding, eat pizza, and drink coke zero

>>386952974
He made doom. At a time were with anyone else it wouldn't be possible.

>Supposed computer genius
>Googles how to wipe hard drives on a work computer
l m a o

>>386952974
King of the nerds

>Smartest person in 99/100 rooms he walks into
>Ability to see how to make a profit off of ideas that others see as academic novelties
>Actually not hideous for being a turbo nerd

Carmac won the life lottery.

>>386956192
????

>>386952974
still amazed he googled how to wipe ssds but im glad facebook got fucked by a giant fine

>>386956192
>5kb
>202x250
end yourself

>>386956162
it was ssd but still yea

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>>386956254
this
rng was in his favor at character creation

this guy fucks

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I honestly hope he's successful with suing zenimax. They're a shitty company.

Gee Carmack, how come your mom allows you to have both autism and sociopathy at once?

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>>386956271

https://youtu.be/CtcZ4eF58zQ?t=2m8s
Why did he do it, lads?

>>386957038
thanks

>>386957149
Because he wants to live on the cutting edge instead of just making bloated, prohibitively expensive engines for Zenimax?

"The Virgin Programmer" vs. "The Chad Designer"

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>>386952974
nice VR headset you have there buddy it would be a shame if a certain parent company sued you for no concrete reason other than greed

He doesn't experience normal human emotions

>>386957038
That sort of situation happened again recently. According to his twitter, he looked up MPEG on amazon and was wondering why male pregnancy fiction was the search result

tet

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>>386957409

>>386956064
I wish that could be me. But the world and the industry has changed so much that it's basically impossible at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzmbW4ueGdg

>>386957546
lol

>>386957636
Ummm, if someone isn't fired over this, I'll literally quit my job.

>>386952974

technology still doesn't allow him to program each photon separately

>>386957546
They were both nerd programmers though.

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>>386957409
He's about to make you his bitch

>>386958478
but romero started acting like a rockstar and carmack like a machine at some point

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>>386958608

>>386959104
Carmack was always a machine.

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>>386953396
Why is he next to a picture of Alton Brown?

>>386957629
It's even more possible now when a shitty lazy indie game can produce millions of dollarydoos
>>386959104
Romero only started acted like a rockstar after Doom and his peak was during Daikatana. Carmack was an autist from day one.

>>386957546
>blocks your path

Bump. We don't have enough of these threads

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Why isn't John Carmack a meme?

>>386963170
He transcended to be just a meme-of-the-week

POST
MASTERS OF DOOM

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>>386963743

>>386957546
Romero actually looks like a bigger nerd than Carmack here

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>>386952974

>>386964301
Who was in the wrong here?

>>386956162
Shithesda claimed that. Are you believing Todd's lies now?

Post the pic of that stoned birthday dog wearing an Oculus headset

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>>386965194
The damn cat obviously

>>386964301
>>386964301
what a legend

>>386957546
>These forearms
Carmack is BUILT

>>386965605
He could easily pass for a chad

>>386965337
Wow I thought you guys were joking when you called him a sociopath. But feelings don't make money I guess.

>>386965770
He's not a sociopath, he's a high functioning autist.

>>386965337
>>386965770

I don't think he's a sociopath for doing that. I'm sure he tried to make it work but you can't live with an animal that's destroying your home. If you have an animal that's just urinating on everything like that, you can rack up thousands of dollars in ruined carpeting, flooring, furniture. It sinks into the floor and causes mold. Your entire house stinks and you can't get the smell out.

It's one thing if it happens here or there and you can just wipe it up, but when they're just pissing anywhere multiple times a day, it's too much. It's a bad situation to have to be in.

He took it to a shelter anyway, he didn't kill it. There's a good chance somebody adopted it and just let it live outdoors or something.

>>386965337
post the D&D part where Romero takes Daikatana from demon