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Do your best, /v/
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>>386951179
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>>386951628
>>386951179
Where's Majula's MAsk?
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>>386951179
Anyone else think Minish Cap Zelda is the cutest?
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>>386951179

Does anyone have the "caught in the act" one?
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>>386951859
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>>386952062
>Surpassed by ALttP, SS, and BotW Zelda

No.
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>>386951179
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>>386951628
>the mere thought of OoT Zelda wanting to get fucked while tied gets me diamonds hard
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>>386952480
Fuckable and cute are not same word
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>>386952679
She is not the one getting tied up.
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Was a personality ever decided for BotW Zelda? I don't play the games but I really like these threads so that's why I ask.
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>>386952514
>Why am I first?!
LoZ 1986, ALttP 1991, OoT 1998... BotW 2017
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>>386952912

Who is the 7th zelda?
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>>386952918
Yep, she's a clever hottie with daddy issues, and self loathing, but becomes happy when she can help in the way she's best at.
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>>386952514
Pretty much this. /v/ ruined what already just a meme as the artist was drawing "draw how characters react to being told you love them" and then they ruined it with their retardation as always.
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>>386953594
Ah, ok. I'd contribute to the thread, but I don't have anything saved. Can anyone make a not shit template so I can make one?
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>>386951880
>No background on BotW Zelda

I put effort into that for a reason, now fucking use it
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>>386953525
Hyrule Warriors, I think?
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>>386953803
Look good, but you forgot the other princesses
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TP needs to be last. She's the punchline.
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>>386951628
WW still the best
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>>386952821
even better
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>>386951179
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>>386952514
>four swords
I have never seen that art, I thought it just used ww.
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>tfw no HW Zelda in any template
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Someone post the anal sex one, it's my favourite
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>>386955516
You're thinking about Four Swords Adventures
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>>386956113
fuck this bitch
>MUH TRIFORCE OF WIZDUM
more like triforce of roastie

post link ones instead


if you don't bump this thread for more OC your mom willfind the most disgusting porn folder you have
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>>386956656
>saving porn
for what purpose?
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>>386953749
What I fucking hate is how /v/ can't even get the personalities for the original six correct? Is /v/ so socially inept that it doesn't understand what a tsundere is?
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>>386956435
Faggot
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>>386956752
Sites get deleted and pictures/videos removed. Why wouldn't you save your favorite porn?
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>>386956918
>we can do anything you like

Fucking music to my ears, SS Zelda is truly best girl
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Give me a request for what the Zelds should react to. I can't think of anything.
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>>386957042
Yep. Only Zelda I've ever given 2 shits about. Zeldas with a personality that goes beyond 'Muh Destiny' all the time are the best.
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>>386955516
>>386956551
She looks nothing like WW Zelda. The small minority of who's played the game knows she's one of the top Zeldas.
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>>386957281
>Several Zeldas have had a personality like like
>Posts a pic of the Zelda that hammers in Muh Destiny (GODDESS REBORN) the most
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>>386957357
Not saying the didn't get caught up in it, but she had a chance to be normal at the beginning.
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>>386957264
breaking up
making meth
robbing a wanderer
grave robbing an ancient temple
cannibalizing ganon
posting on v
a strip tease camshow
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>>386951179
What's the difference between LoZ, ALttP, OoT, and BotW?
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>>386951179
USE THE BETTER TEMPLATE YOU FUCKO
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>>386957436
She's a poor man's ST Zelda.

Not to mention I would also prefer Tetra for having brains and a spine and BotW Zelda for having a relatable character arc
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>>386953951
You can't have all of them or it dilutes the joke because the personalities begin to overlap.
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>it's an "anon thinks Twilight Princess is a sadist cunt when she's supposed to be cold and apathetic" thread
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>>386957614
You're right, but hardcore sadist TP Zelda always makes me chuckle
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WW Zelda needs to be fucking shot in the back of the head

Obnoxious fucking cunt
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>>386957614
/v/ fucks up memes, news at 11
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>>386957614
Don't forget that "anon thinks WW Zelda is supposed to be mean and not simply pretending to be mean to hide her true feelings"
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>>386951179
If were adding Four Swords Zelda now, what would we call her? Smug Zelda? Ara Ara Zelda?
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>>386957708
Slutty Zelda
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Someone needs to put the "i love you" text behind BotW Zelda. She feels so out of place without it.
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>>386957521
>>386957864
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>>386957864
LITEARLLY TWO POEPLE IN THIS VERY THREAD YOU PIECE OF ABSOLUTE SHITHEAD FUC KIN GANON HAOYL SHIT
>>386957521
>>386953803
FUCKING KILL YOURSEFSTUPID
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>>386957356
I played this shit game from beginning to end multiple times and only saw an alttp like sprite.
>one of the top zeldas
she did practically nothing
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>>386958294
hey. hey pal. maybe u should calm down. its ok. its just memes
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>>386957459
Done. Any others?
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>>386952181
oh fug DDDDD:
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>>386952443
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>>386955098
They are juat going to post this on pictophile
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>>386958717
Is there a proposal one already?
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>>386952514
10/10
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Alright, there's this thing that has been perplexing me for a while.

What the fuck does the backgrounds say?
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>>386952181
do not bully the spurdos
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>>386959929
song lyrics stupid
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>>386951179
Ten pics is way too many, makes people run out of ideas and create forced pictures. Keep it simple and stick to the six at most.
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Which one are you?
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>>386960862
This nigga is right. Remove 4 Swords, Minish Cap and either LttP or Spirit Tracks.
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>>386957697
Nope. It's the original, and the best one.
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>>386961181
It's a tie betweem OG Link and CD-I.
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>>386961181
Why is TP Link the bossy and insecure one, or not having much skill? Why do so many people mischaracterize how he acts in the actual game? He should be the skilled player who never speaks to anyone on mic or chat, capable of carrying entire games, but whose lack of communication often results in a lack of cooperation as well.
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>>386961181
>Wind Waker
>Art from minish cap
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>>386961216
dumb fuck, he was referring to what you said
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>>386957614
Twilight princess, as ever, is the most unfunny one with a boring personality. Not the best girl, that's for sure.
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>>386959929
I love you anon:)))
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>>386952181
I almost feel bad for laughing at this, almost.
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I'll post some.
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>>386964073
>and then I forgot to post
Apologies if any are duplicates.
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>>386964273
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>>386964383
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>>386964476
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>>386964476
wheres the one where cdi link has heart pupils
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>>386952181

Fuck, I shouldn't have laughed so hard.
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>>386964654

>>386964784
Don't have it.
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>>386957614
Sadist TP Zelda is what gets me hot though.
I fucking love it.
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>>386961181
Mix of OoT and LoZ
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>>386965274

>>386965470
you wish you stupid faggot
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>>386965513
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>>386965513
If I'm having a bad day I'm CD-I
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>>386961181

High skilled, ignore the group and act by himself, and never uses the chat.

There is not a guy like me in that pic.
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>>386965513
>I've heard better delivery from fucking Digorno
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>>386961181
TP, Passive aggressive is my middle name
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>>386965513

>didn't play with japanese audio

Fucking cancer, kill yourself. Dubfags deserves hell in life and in death.
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>>386965635
That should be TP, honestly. I'm going to remake that picture in a bit. I'm just not sure what to make OoT Link, but I think that all of them should have flaws.
>>386965826
>didn't play at release
Fucking cancer, kill yourself. Latecomers deserves hell in life and in death. I played with JPN audio as soon as the patch came out, fagalag.
>>386965706
RIP Anon.
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SS and ST Zelda are best.
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>>386965826
The japanese voice acting is just as terrible. You just don't realize it because you're not japanese.
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>>386966009
ST Zelda's character development is superb.
>>386966379
At least the lip synching worked.
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>>386965924
I'll let TP Zelda tenderly dominate me
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>>386966674
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>>386966674
>PLA-045
Good taste
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>>386965924
That should be TP, honestly

No it shouldn't, you have no clue how this meme works.
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>tfw no twilight princess gf
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>>386967301
You have no clue how to greentext. But all right anon, please explain to me how this meme works.
>>386967050
alternative take
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these threads are fun
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>>386967405
>You have no clue how to greentext
Fuck you if you are so pathetic that you make a deal out of typos.
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>>386957281
hnnnnng she's so cute
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>>386967502
>>386967592
>>386964476
Why is CD-i Link such a fun guy?
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>>386952514
/thread/
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>>386967652
Please explain to me how it works, O Wise Meme Master.
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>>386956918
This is a copy of another one of these templates, but somehow the formatting is fucked. Where did you find this?
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>>386957436
>you will never experience pic related
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>>386952514
This is meta, amazing meta
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>>386968140
This one's awful.
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>>386961181
loz
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>>386968631
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>>386952062

Me. She was a lively girl that liked carnivals.
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>>386968938
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>>386969492
>CD-I is the guy who makes the get threads on /b/
now it all makes sense
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nobody gonna post more zelda
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>>386968631
Sounds like it hurt your feelings somehow desu.
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>>386962734
She's Punished Zelda really.
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>>386969764
I just have them all lumped together.
>>386969823
No, it needs to be remade with each box having less text in it. The idea itself and fine and somewhat amusing, the main issue being that CD-i's box is clearly just the OP taking a piss at whatever games he personally doesn't like instead of something like >playing video games when you could shitpost on /v/ or >falseflagging on /v/ or something like that. An actual punchline, not just "Civ 5 sux amirite lmao." I don't even like any of the games listed on there.
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>>386970041
It's filled with Bioware crap, casual games and ruined sequels, there's nothing wrong with it.
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>>386969492
cd-i should be this
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>>386968586
>NES Link
>BEing anti-weeb when he looks like an 80's anime character.
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>>386970295
My point is just that it's not that funny, it's just "hey here's a bunch of games that suck" and that each punchline needs to be more towards the point, like TP's DWARF FORTRESS.
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>>386952181
Do not bully the Spurdo.
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>>386970693
To be fair, none of these pictures are funny.
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>>386970852
What do you mean by none of the pictures is funny? Like, none of these templates? No, I agree that that entire one needs to be redone to be snappier. That was my original point.
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Does it bother anyone else that the art for Wind Waker is actually Minish Cap Link?
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>>386971195
No, only you.
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>>386952181
NAH SO FST FUCCBOI :DDD
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>>386971312
Oh okay.
>>386971450
:D
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>>386971195
That bothers me, as well as the fact that TP Link is always out of character, LoZ Link tends to be a cancerous oldfag when he should be the more stoic one, OoT Link is always da best instead of doing something more amusing with his characterization like making him a manslut or something beyond a generic good kid response, and the TP Link image being ugly when there are better TP Link official arts.
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>>386966674
My all time favorite is INU002 but I'm always open to new experiences.
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>>386951628
>BotW likes Exhibitionism
Truly the best girl.
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>>386972021

nice, someone got the not celltoaster version of this
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>>386961181
Animated Series is 100% me.
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>>386973225
Wooooooo

I've been waiting for this!
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Requesting the favorite penis one
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>>386973542
Say no more senpai
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>>386968938
>/z/
literally who
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>>386971810
>>386971450
>>386952181
I'm glad this terrible template finally got the Spiderman treatment
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>>386961181
CD-i. Which is also my favourite Zelda game.
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>>386974070
>>386974070
BEE COCK
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>>386974747
but >>>/z/ leads to literally nothing?
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>>386974949
Oh no the board is gone

Look it up dude
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>>386952443
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>>386966674
>At least the lip synching worked.
Well, yeah. It did. Because it's a fucking japanese game.
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>>386952062
Not with Tetra and Sky Zelda existing
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>>386975134
No, it literally 404s, they removed it
I've been here since 09, /z/ isn't some super hidden easter egg
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>>386951880
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>>386975415
>not cheerleader link
you fucked up
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>>386975283
Then why are you asking?
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>>386975590
Based TP Link
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>>386975621
I'm a different anon
Just letting you know not to act like a secret club fuckboi
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>>386961181
BoTW, because he doesn't play team vidya
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>>386975193
The lip synching bothered the fuck out of me in the english dub, especially the Deku Tree.
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>>386975158
CD-i is based
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>>386973225
At least I'd have a social life.
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>>386976116
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>>386965274
Underrated.
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>>386975158
>I'll have three chicken snack wraps

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>386969492

CD-i link in this one lmao
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>>386975590
nah windwaker would answer trove for sure
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>>386973225
I just saw the movie "your name" on a plane flight. This should be interesting.
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>>386961181
A mixture between Wind Waker and CD-I
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>>386968586
OK, someone translate TP Link please.
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Reminder that TP Zelda is just kuudere and is actually super cute
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>>386970041
>you too
TP Zelda is the best.
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>>386972021
>that TP response

TP Zelda continuing to prove that she's the best.
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>>386952181
Spurdo is undeniably best meme
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>>386970693
>dubs get 93
oh, you too?
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>>386977962
What did he mean by this?
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>>386976361
Why is TP such a best
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>>386975252
Tetra is badly underrated.
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>>386978854
Good shit right there, anon.
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>>386978854
This is pretty great, though I can't imagine LoZ accusing someone of hacks.
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>>386979057
>Why do I need to play with m&k? Hand me my PS4 controller
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>>386979279
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Okay, /v/. Serious, and I mean SERIOUS question:
What is the best Zelda and why are they Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword?
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>>386979787
Tetra
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>>386979487
>much better than doing it myself
Wait what?
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>>386975590
wtf I play Maplestory
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>>386980217
Girls masturbate, anon. She means that getting oral is getting than rubbing her clit.
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WW Zelda makes my heart go doki doki
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>>386980590
Well yeah but
>auto cunnilingus
Is a nice idea
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>>386980590
Well it's written in a way that sounds like she was tonguing herself
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>>386980625
Same but it's a shame almost nobody in here actually gets her personality
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>>386981060
>Sneezes just as you cum
>It all goes back through your dickhole
Yeah I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway
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>>386981060
What did TP Zelda mean by that?
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>>386981069
>Tetra on /pol/

What would her political leanings be?
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>>386981307
Something is getting shat, that's all that's confirm able
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>>386965513

TP Zelda, always.
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>>386981551
Lel I made that
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>>386981551
Synchros was the beginning of the fall, even if 5Ds was fantastic
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>>386981551
Why is the underage Wind Waker link the one is able to appreciate how Yugioh was better before all the new shit came in?
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I like the Twilight Princess Zelda the most. What does it say about me?
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>>386981817
You're either a masochist, a submissive faggot, or both.
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>>386967748
thank you anon
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>>386981817
You're an M-man
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BotW Zelda doesn't really have a distinct personality, it's like a less enthusiastic version of SS Zelda
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>>386982125
See >>386979787
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>>386961181
mix of animated and windwaker.
>Casual chap
>low skill
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>>386982125
She's insecure
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>>386979787
Breath of the wild is best because she actually has a distinct and relatable character arc, but Skyward Sword needs to get behind Tetra and Spirit Tracks Zelda
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Post the Link one about combating shitposting pls
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>>386981880
>>386981994
Well, time for me to explore some adult material for masochist man and find my princess. Thanks anons.
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>>386980590
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My fucking sides
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>>386982380
>TP Zelda.
Been a while since I beat the game but I feel like I'm missing something
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>>386982841
I said that for you to rethink your life, not become an even bigger degenerate. God fucking dammit.
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>>386983004
The first phase is her being possessed by Ganondorf
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>>386977375
It's nothing special
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>>386983071
The world needs masochists senpai, it's the circle of nature
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>>386983643
はい means yes.
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>>386973964
>his

wew lad
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>>386983858

Yeah, it showed Yes a couple of times but when I took a screenshot it would go back to that.
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>>386983643
Whoa, what app is that?
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>>386972021
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>>386984324
>TP Zelda
:3
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>>386984289

Google Translate
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Someone post the Zelda anal picture
You know which one.
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>>386957614
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>>386984438
It can do images now?
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>>386984597
It can do real time translations through your phone's camera and things like that. I used it for some restaurant menus on a trip not that long ago.
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>>386984542
Already posted, search the thread
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>>386961181
Animated with a small hint of CD-I for browsing /v/ alot
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>>386984690
Can you do it via computer? I might use it to translate and typeset a Twilight Princess doujin.
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>>386976695
I'm LTTP Zelda
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>>386978058
>a pic of my mom
CD-I Link is too good.
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>>386984882
no one wants your machine translated shit
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>>386961181
CD-I Link for everything except blame the game
I only do that if it's an actual blatant flaw with the game
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>>386985406
In the immortal words of the Sonic the Hedgehog twitter, it's better than nothing.
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>>386984582
>not "no way fag"
ya blew it
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>>386985406
Not him but why the hell can't they invent a good machine translator? I'd even be willing to pay for it
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>>386956435
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>>386951179
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>>386985406
just don't read it then you collosal retard
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>>386986164
kill yourself dumb faggot
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I want tp zelda to rape me
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>>386961181
CD-I of course.
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>>386986267
If your precious little arse can't stand someone doing it using software, go learn Jpanese and translate the fucking doujins yourself useless piece of shit.
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>>386977375
>doesn't even recognize the most basic of japanese
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Y'all bitching is great and all but seriously can google translate do images now?
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>>386951179
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>>386986518
fuck off retard
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>>386986692
BoTW zelda is too pure I want to hug her
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>>386977765
This.
How does Funland do it?
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>>386986154
>bumps the thread
Thanks man
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>>386968206
Only one in this thread that actually made me laugh.
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>>386986278
>Wind Waker Zelda
muh dick
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>>386986278
>no more adventuring
>implying you can stop me
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>>386986848
I wasn't trying to sage I was just posting what I had
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>>386986278
>OoT
MY HEART
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>>386987223
TP Zelda wins it again
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>>386987464
>I'm not really into music
who the fuck isn't?
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>>386987464
How did TP Zelda know I was a Metalfag?
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>>386987223
SS Zelda knows whats up, all of the others are good too
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>>386987565
Based on the text I believe that is Ocarina of Time's Zelda
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>>386951179
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>>386987565
Well you can listen to music while not being super into it like a lot of people are
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>>386987565
cunts
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>>386951628
>>386972201
My nig.
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>>386951179
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>>386987683
TP wins again
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>>386973225
you will never wake up as the cute girl
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>>386987829
>best girl is a braaaaap poster
can she BE anymore based?
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>>386986626
Дaли вaшият бългapин ли e дo тoзи мoмeнт?
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>>386958717
>is it because I misplaced one of your anime toys
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>>386988013
>TP not saying "No thank you"
traps are gay, anon. sorry
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>>386951179
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>>386988347
cyka blyat
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>>386951628
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>>386988309
CD-I coming through once again
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>>386988470
>keep making this face
It's my fetish
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>>386977375

Yes, I speak Japanese.
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>>386987068
>posting the only guy in a series who actually cares about his family as a reaction pic to not caring about family
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>>386986692
It would be better if TP Zelda's caption was "Now flip over. It's your turn."
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>>386988431
>clang
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>>386989021
No need to brag you fat cunt.
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>>386989223
And in response to the Zelda who banged the Link most likely to care about his family
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>>386988309
>WW Link
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>>386988879
Sauce?
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>>386958717
>TTP becomes depressed after not hearing from you in months as it all sinks in she isnt going to get you back.
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>>386988470
> sees some cyrillic letters
> XDD CYKA CHEEKI BREEKI
That was not even close to russian.
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>>386989691
idi nahui
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>>386989691
Shouldn't you be drinking yourself to death?
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>>386973225
who would want to wake up as a pretty girl and wear cute dresses all the time haha
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>>386973225
Make me a pretty girl you cd-i abomination
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Haven't played the recent Zelda game, but from what I've gathered in this thread, Breath of The Wild Zelda's personality is more of a typical everyday normal girlfriend.
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>>386952514
>read filename
>check
rude
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>>386965571
Is og Zelda dsp?
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>>386989691
privyet
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>>386989223
>reaction pic sources MUST be associated with the subject in the text
How nu are you?
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>>386961181
Animated series tbqh, except I know I can be pretty mediocre
also the first bit of cdi, but only with friends
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>>386961181
where is the
>spends entirely too much time playing
>incredibly low skill
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>>386990247
Why's she so FAT?
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>>386970041
>Oh, you too?
Best girl.
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>>386990247
Which tells you that most of the people who make these images are not remotely familiar with the characters. She's an insecure nerd
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>>386990247
These have nothing to do with the actual character's personalities
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>>386990247
>Breath of The Wild Zelda's personality is more of a typical everyday normal girlfriend
Well she isn't trying to take advantage of me or to spend my money, or suck my blood for that matter, so no. She does not act like an "everyday normal girlfriend", she is not a filthy 3D. Please do not insult BOTW Zelda.
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>>386973225
Gib bib breast
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>>386990539
>insecure nerd

Best kind of girlfriend.
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>>386989691
Did you really expect something other than that?
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>>386973225
I know it's not real but I have to try
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>>386990854
>liking insecurity in girls

It's understandable to have but I definitely wouldn't list it as an ideal trait. Now smug or confident gfs, that's where the money is.
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>>386991372
>Now smug or confident gfs
They will make fun of you and replace you the first chance they get.
If you like those then you deserve the suffering.
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>>386991504
>anyone with confidence will leave you

Who hurt you anon? It's not like this for everyone.
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>>386991732
Not him, but it's common math if you're like me and fucking hate yourself
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>>386991732
She said she was a virgin for about three years and decided to confess it was a lie just the day I was planning to put it in her, which gave me a long lasting mental image of another guy fucking her, effectively destroying MY self confidence because I'm an insecure faggot about my body.
Naturally I told her to fuck off but it still hurts... I just wasted too much time with her, you know?

Now I refuse to talk to women if they've had a dick inside before. I will probably never have another girlfriend unless I find someone even more insecure than me, which is highly unlikely. Two years have passed and I still remain a virgin.

On the bright side I'm only 10 years away from wizard status.
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cut to the chase
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>>386992329
I believe in you anon. Just keep improving and you'll get your waifu.
>>386992467
That's a bad deal man. I never really cared if I was anyone's first but if that means a lot to you then you do you. For me it's just important to have that bond. When you're actually with someone you love all of the stuff leading up to it is just fluff. I never got the whole virgin fixation that a lot of people have but if that's important to you then just hold out man I'm sure you'll meet the one some day.

If not learn levitate
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>>386992541
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>>386991372
>Now smug or confident gfs, that's where the money is

Why should I bother? They will never be as good as Tetra
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>>386992541
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>>386980590
Saved. Shame there isn't more.
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>>386990470
It isn't?

Although reaction pics are a way to mainly express a mix of emotion, face expression and body language through the character(s) posted in the image related to a post, there is also a certain relevance between those and the personality of the person showing them.

This changes the level of the meaning for all of those expressions. As an example, to show if you are genuinely upset about something, you use a character that rarely shows anger, as it shows that the level of anger is high and serious, or if you instead used a character that hates everything as a standard personality trait, it just shows passive hate with little thought about the issue. One way this works in practice is that the commonly used characters, pepe and wojak, has several alternative character versions of themselves but with different personalities as they have very limited emotions that they can express due to the limited nature of their almost single lined personality.

In this certain situation, anon used a "gif" of Vegeta who is leaving a room with a smug and internally laughing expression that conveys that he is leaving a place which could most likely use his presence for the better, but he chooses to leave for his own amusement. This wouldn't be out of place if it wasn't for the context of what anon was replying to, as Vegeta would never walk out of his own family. Vegeta is a rather unique and complex character, he doesn't give rats ass about his allies, brothers in arms or even his own species despite being on the verge of extinction, there isn't much that interests him apart from fighting and being strong.
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>>386993341
But there is one thing Vegeta cares for, and that is family, because of Bulma and Trunks, he stopped travelling the world to beat people up and instead sat down quietly, started wearing clothes of fashion that is very alien to himself, took part in a culture that he dont want to be bothered with, and at the end of the day when Bulma didn't want him around anymore, he left without a hussle.

And that is what makes using Vegeta as a reaction pic to leaving family behind is inappropriate, since that is literally the last thing he would ever do.
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>>386993341
Take a break from the internet.
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>>386992853
It's not about "being someone's first". It's about the girl having no point of comparison so she can't judge you even if she wants to.
People just don't get it it and always ask why is it so bad, but they don't understand what it feels like to have phimosis and manboobs that can't go away with exercise I can't have a lying bitch look at me like that, you just know she's gonna tell her friends, so I just cut her off.

What pisses me off the most is that she's probably having a happy life right now, not understanding or even knowing how much emotional damage she did to me...
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>>386993341
Is this a pasta or just pure unfiltered autism?
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>>386992467
Anon, you're going to probably die a virgin and I commend you on sticking to your morals
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>>386993564
Its original, unfortunately.
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>>386992541
Fuck you. Most of SS heal my soul and I need more.
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>>386993341
Please, no one cares about your reddit posts so just head on back
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>>386993449
Same thing happened to me, had my first time, wasn't good at it, and was told as much constantly over and over again for two years straight before we just ended things. Turned out the entire female community of our town knew and I became a laughing stock.

Just ending up leaving nevada. Fuck women.
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>>386993750
There are nice ones out there anon, I promise.
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>>386973225
replyin, hope it comes true
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>>386993690
I could break down the practical psychology and use behind your reaction pic, but I'm afraid the thread would sage before I finish up writing.
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>>386951179
best one coming through
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>>386993896
Yeah but they're all taken or lesbians
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>>386992467
>>386993449
I came here to laugh not to feel
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>>386992467
Just going to be that guy and mention how a bitch being a virgin is completely irrelevant. Dicks and pussies go together and it's not gonna get you anywhere to hold onto that search for purity or some nonsense.
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>>386994528
keep em comin
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>>386994635
s-sorry

>>386994990
It doesn't matter anymore, anon. It is my fate to never reproduce.
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>>386956656
Good God no
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>>386995089
All I can say is to stay fit and keep looking. I believe in you bucko.
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>>386995089
Well, who knows? If at all possible, don't let self-pity keep you from experiencing nice things.
>>
Why did this thread turn out this way?
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>>386995521
>tfw no gf
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>>386973225
onegai cd-i link
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>>386995819
That's why I have a big folder of Link and Zelda fan art. It helps me cope with the fact that the sort of relationship I'm looking for no longer exists
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>>386973225
I'm about 99% sure it won't happen but I won't pass up the opportunity
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>>386973225
oh gosh what have I done
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>>386995521
What is worse?
>Depressionfags
or
>HAHAHA LOL TP ZELDA HAS A DICK SO FUNNEE XD
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>>386993115
Is that the fucking TP title font?
underrated
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>>386996017
The latter.
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>>386973225
At least my mother wont die this time
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>>386996017
Depressionfags by far, you can always just ignore le ebin memers, but depressionfags make you feel when it has nothing to do with you.
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Twilight Princess is fantastic.
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>>386996191
I see a lot of potential with this one
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>>386996191
I want to hug Wind Waker Ganon and tell him everything will be okay.
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>>386996379
I made this template months ago during one of these threads and have been waiting for a new one ever since.
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>>386956435
Where is this even from?
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>>386992467
>date girl for 4 nearly 5 years
>she's hardcore christian
>virgin and demands we wait til marriage
>fine with it
>actually in love with her and like the traditional relationship
>one of her friends eventually starts spreading rumors I'm cheating on her
>we start fighting
>it builds and builds as her parents join in on shit talking me since they had never liked me
>we start fighting
>eventually break up
>she calls me one night a few months later
>we start talking
>suddenly tells me she lost her virginity in a one night stand
>tells me how the guy fucked her
>tells me he eventually left because he got a call from another girl/fuckbuddy he was going to go fuck
>after that tells me she's calmed down now and wants to get back together
>hang up
>haven't talked to her since
>haven't tried dating since
>don't even want to ever be with a woman now
I know your pain anon
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>>386996465
And then drive a sword into his skull
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>>386996601
Family Guy, I think.
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>>386996341
I see LoZ ganon is a true man of taste
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>>386996651
>hang up
Best thing you could've done, don't beat yourself up. Women are just cunts with no regard of other's feelings, they only care about themselves.
People who say 2D is not superior have never experienced this, but it is true. 2Ds will never hurt you.
Even though I don't believe in that, what happened to her can only be divine justice. Just laugh at her misery and live a happy life. It is possible to do so without women, you got this, anon.
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>>386996601
>>386996749
Drawn Together
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>>386992467
>>386993449
>>386996651
Holy fuck, I've never had a gf before and I recently moved away from home to try to strike it on my own....is this what I have to look forward to when I want to try to get into a relationship?
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>>386996651
She is a slut, you did the right thing.
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>incels and MGTOW fags start shitting up the thread
Sad! It was just getting good
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>>386997474
Yes, women are terrible people, the sooner you learn that the better
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>>386951179
Why do none of these have CD-i Zelda?
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>>386997474
I've had a happy relationship, not all women are like that. Though, that same woman hurt me after we broke up, but that's irrelevant.
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>>386997558
>using meme words
Wew
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>>386997474
>is this what I have to look forward to when I want to try to get into a relationship?
Not necessarily but it IS a possibility. To me it's like Russian Roulette with four bullets out of six. The nicest woman you know, probably has deep and very dark secrets about herself.
Don't want to scare you but it is a good thing for you to understand that these things can happen so you need to be careful to avoid it, or be strong for when it happens.
>I've never had a gf before
I wish I was like you.

>>386997718
It's not irrelevant. In fact it is VERY relevant. They only think about money and hurting people.
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>>386995089
Hey anon, true story, I have bad phimosis and my dick curves really sharply to one side. You know what?
Last bitch I bagged said that although it made blowjobs harder, she felt so full. Never even mentioned the phimosis thing.. it's not pretty, but it's kinda like when a girl's lips are all long and dangly and shit. Just the way they look down there. Like the other anon said, dicks and pussies still go together. Don't worry. Even if they say shit, so what? You got yours and it's not like you can change how your body is. Just own it.
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>>386997474
Not necessarily.
My girlfriend at the moment is very clingy, loving, caring, and willing to do many things for me and just wants to be near me; also willing to fuck whenever the urge arises.

I can't fucking stand it and I'm aware I'm wasting a decent relationship.
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>>386997823
>it's kinda like when a girl's lips are all long and dangly and shit
I would instantly pull my pants up and run if I saw something like that.
That means I'm a picky virgin so I know I'm fucked. At least vidya and anime help me cope with it.
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>>386997956
You fucking asshole! Enjoy it!
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>>386997048
Not listening to how he fucked her and how it felt would've been the best thing I could've done, might have saved me a bit of sanity
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>>386996651
You did the right thing anon
May God bless you
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>>386997956
I'd tell you to introduce me to her so I can cuck your ass but
>willing to fuck whenever the urge arises
S E C O N D H A N D G O O D S

>>386998032
>might have saved me a bit of sanity
The fuck do you mean "might"? It absolutely did.
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>>386998000
Dude, in the heat of the moment that kind of shit does NOT matter. Trust me, if you're into each other it doesn't matter what's going on down there, something is going into something.
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>>386997824
Is that a jojo reference?
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>>386998183
>if you're into each other
Doesn't matter anymore because I'm no longer into women. Not 3D women at least. Even if I was, I always stick to my standards. I ain't fucking no ugly poontang.
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>>386998168
>I'd tell you to introduce me to her so I can cuck your ass but
Part of the reason why I don't feel like I should be in a relationship right now is because I unintentionally cucked someone in a previous relationship because the girl I really want is across the country and I've no means of living near her.
Even if you did take her from me, I wouldn't care and would hope you'd enjoy being 2nd place.
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>>386997956
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>>386998168
>The fuck do you mean "might"? It absolutely did.
I mean I should've hung up the second she said she had a one night stand I shouldn't have let her go on
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>>386998509
Oh my bad, I get it now. Well we can only shitpost about it to feel better now... But know I'm pressing F for you, anon.

F
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>>386998406
How'd you fall in love with someone across the country?
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>>386997956
I know those feels. Was with the sweetest girl I've ever met but because I'm a cold 'sape who pushes all but my closest friends away I wasted that relationship.
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>>386973225
If only ;^;
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>>386996585
It's a very unappealing color combination nig
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>>386998783
From the days of posting on Gaia 12 years ago. Found out she lived nearby after knowing her for a year as a best friend, she came to visit me and we immediately fucked but became closer friends. I still talk to her often.

She called me crying last month after thinking I was about to kill myself. I was and she stopped me, but I never told her
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>>386989223
>implying Krillin and Gohan don't care enough to not just fuck off whenever they get a fighting urge
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>>386999278
She's dating other dudes and will have a boyfriend soon.
Either go whole hog and get it in before she's taken or just fuck off because you don't have time for that.
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>>386973225
Why the fuck would you wanna wake up as a girl?
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>>386999278
You need to get yourself off that hook.
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>>386999278
she's leading you on as a backup plan for her current relationship probably
I'd tell her to stop beating around the bush or fuck off
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>>386999443
>tfw women always have a variety of guys to choose from, even the ugly ones
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>>386999443
>>386999567
I don't get chances to meet girls that often. Being in the work force fucking sucks.
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>>386999745
Fuck a coworker. Happens way more often than you think man.

>>386999725
Guys have this too, believe it or not. It's just easier for women. Don't limit yourself to one woman when you're shopping for pussy; assume they're always going to double cross you. Humans in general are great at that.
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Your waifu will never be real.
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>>386964273
>reacting to N
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>>386999853
>Fuck a coworker. Happens way more often than you think man
I've always been under the impression that's a bad idea.
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>>386999725
They do. It's really amazing.

I went to a mexican bread shop the other day to get some food, and there was so many ugly mexican ogre women there. All of them had a man of some kind. No matter how ugly a woman is, there is a man who will want her.

I'm mexican-american BTW, so this isn't racist.
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Never played TP, was she really uncaring in it?
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>>386951179
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>>386999896
>She's real and dating someone else
>Blissfully unaware of my existence
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>>387000012
Once again these images have nothing to do with the actual character's personality
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>>386973225
Not gonna happen
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>>386999896
Even if she was real she'd be in Japan, and not even have the slightest clue who I am or that I exist and even if we met, I was a slacker in High School and plus I'm way too dumb for her
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>>386999934
It is. Holy hell do not sleep with coworkers unless you love swimming in drama shit.
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>>386951880
>Good, I've been waiting to see what I can fit in your ass
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>>387000038
>Fetish one has ALTTP having a foot fetish
>calls you a perv
I'm onto you Zelda.
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>>386986983
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>>386973225
It's worth a shot
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I never played this saga (yes, I know) but what's the deal with Twilight Princess?
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>>387000339
Intelligent women a shit. I hate when a girl is smarter than me, but I also know I'm a retarded sack of shit. Worst combination.

What I really need is a girl that's kind of dumb but also sweet and cute and not evil like 3D pigs. I present to you, my wife:
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>>387001274
Cutearded is the best thing around.
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I cannot fucking handle CD-i Link jesus christ
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>>386951880
>a cute girl will never rape your ass
why live?
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>>387000339

at least you're self ware, anon. thats honestly a good quality
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>>386999896
fuck
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>>386999967
>racism on 4chan

Literally no one cares. Watch

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER SPIC SPIC GOOK SANDNIGGER
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>>387001683
Hey that's really, really not okay. You can't just dislike someone for their skin color. Niggers are just people like you and me so stop being mean.
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>>387000012
No, she was actually one of the most caring of the Zelda, to a point of sacrificing herself so that Midna could live among the light world.
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>>386961181
LoZ link, I dedicate most my time to a couple of games and I'm good at them but I have a short fuse and get frustrated easily when I run into someone better than me
>>
>48 posts away from bump limit
We're making another thread to derail it, right?
>>
>>386951179
Fucking spirit tracks. I'm dying.
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>>387001683
I'm telling
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>>386973225
Please, I need this.
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>>386973225
Only if I'm a girl with a hueg dick.
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>>387002089
can someone explain CD-i's
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>>387001836
Dumb goy you can't say the n word
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>>387002089
>OoT Link not using the Bremen mask
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>>386965571
SS Zelda should be like, "Hee hee, you caught me!"
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>no one is using the new drawn link one
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>>387002726
Why IS the panda crying?
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>>387001265
she just cold and apathethic, but everyone love that headcanon of her being sadist or something like that

Same with making WW Link a little naive kid when he's likely to be more mature than some of then and Young Link being in the template already.
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>>387002089
How can anyone think Wind Waker Link isn't perfect?
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>>387002997
Wind Waker doesn't even try to pretend he doesn't have some slight autism.
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>>387002898
What new one?
>>387002997
She's not even cold in the damn game dude. She just couldn't do anything because she was a prisoner in her own castle and everyone was fucked.
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>>387003106
Goddammit, Skyward Sword Zelda is just too perfect. I need to play her game.
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>>387003228
No you don't.

You're setting yourself up for tremendous disappointment both in the game and with the character.
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>>387002954
He knows what you're going to do to the lolis
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>>387003106
In one Link thread someone was in the progress of drawing a new template with BOTW Link.
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CD-i Link is great. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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>>387003348
Considering that his game borrows heavily off of Skyrim, he should be the ultimate in normalfag
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>>386961181
Kinda OoT and LoZ.
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>>387003286
Everything that makes me happy ends up being just an illusion
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>>386966379
>this meme again
this is stupid shit seriously. You can definitely tell when a Japanese dub is bad, faggot. Even if you don't speak the language. If you want a prime example look at JoJo's part 3 OVA.
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>>387003348
I vote that BotW Link should bring everything back to food.
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>>387003507
Why she acts like she dies in The memes at the start of the game, she quickly gets into trouble and then when you find her she admits that she intentionally threw herself into danger to take advantage of your feelings for her and push you to do her dirty work. Some anons can look past this but that ruined the character for me
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>>386967281
>>386972085
>JAV
How do people tolerate those minecraft genitals?
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>>387004145
I mostly get off to nipple play so that's why I like Japanese porn.
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>>386968938
>implying /bant/ is bad
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BotW>SS>TP>>>WW>OoT>LoZ
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>>386965513
didn't understand why so many people thought it was funny but I finally get it
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>>387003749
I honestly felt it made her more engaging. She could have remained all plucky throughout and never change like a lot of "waifu" girls in games who just remain the same with maybe ONE scene of them breaking down. SS Zelda went through a pretty interesting arc as she regained the memories of her past life, realizing the deception laid by her previous self, and carrying on for the sake of ensuring Demise's continued sealing. Certainly not without its flaws, but she still had a lot more development to her than the Zelda in TP who got put on the bench along with everyone who wasn't Midna.
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>>387004869
How silly, anon. There is no TLOZ discussion going on here, read the thread.
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>>386956656
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>>387004937

>>387004869
I unironically agree with this, with the exception that I found TP better than SS, and I prefer LoZ to OoT.
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These stopped being funny the moment people started trying way too hard with TP Zelda.
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>>387004937
fuck I meant to say that I'm proud of you anon!

>>387005414
Same, she's supposed to be disaffected, not an edgelord.
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>>387005216
>OoT
No.
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>>386973225
Please be real
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>>386956656
>porn folder
haha I've deleted all my local porn files
>porn website
bump
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>>387003106
what fornt is that?
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>>387005820
jk good shit
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>>387005820
Do Amerifats really think these are tacos? Fucking disgusting.
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>>387006983
>No really guys, what does /ss/ mean?
Fucking gold
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>>386973225
i want to fucking believe
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>>386973225
I hope you're not lying CD-I link.
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>>386996651
In my experience it's usually those types that do break down and cheat and give up their morals.

Something about clinging to ideaologies so zealously creates this weird phenomenon where it becomes incredibly easy just to go that extra step and disregard the altogether.

I've found people who more moderately, logical hold ideas regarding abstinence, be it sex or anything, to actually have long lasting success.
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>>386973225
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>>386978058
>NES link not just pirating
one job.
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>>386973225
Please cd-i, please
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>>386973225
Please be real
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>>386990854
It is actually the worst. If you ever find yourself with an insecure girlfriend your #1 priority should be to boost her self confidence. Not out of some stupid fucking anime love story shit, but rather because its not fun to have to contend with the insecurities.
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>>387002089
I don't get the CD-I one
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>>387008464
>its not fun to have to contend with the insecurities
Well yeah, if you're a Chad. But if you're an insecure couple then you can compliment each other and have shy sex with the lights off.
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