Wish me luck guys

I didn't know it was possible to make gothic lolita look ugly. Color me surprised.

Turn on some fucking AA jesus christ

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>>386930227
It only has FXAA.

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>>386930354

>>386930057
>Badass edition

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Still nothing

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>>386930570
how can you make a character THIS ugly

Japan could take this exact design but just make it not ugly.

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>>386930794
I just don't know how they manage to fuck up an evil doctor design.

>>386931030
That's not "badass," that's just creepy honestly.

>>386931030
>>386931107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3kRXyb70U

>>386931107
It's the mouth

How long have you been in queue OP?

>>386931219
Since i started this thread

>In queue for a fucking bot game
>Still 1/5

Holy shit

>>386930057
Hey guys, I want to start playing Battleborn, should I just get the main game or should I also buy the badass edition?

>>386931209
muh dick

>>386931030

This looks like a cheap mash up between Mercy and the Nurse character from skullgirls

>>386931695
Buying a multiplayer game with an almost non-existent playerbase is always a waste of your money. I think Battleborn has a demo so just do that.

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>>386931695
>>386931815
It's basically just a F2P mode. It locks out Story mode and Operations mode. Multiplayer is still there and you can still buy shit. Idk why randy insists on calling it a Trial.

>>386931972
>it's still searching

>>386932017
OP is one of 71 people right now. I'd be surprised if most of those are actually playing, let alone searching for a game in his level bracket.

>>386930057
don't be a cuck and just play overwatch

>>386932079
>it filters by levels
Christ that sounds a bad idea
>most active players are high level from when it had more people
>new players can't find a match because there's no low level players
>new players leave and don't return because they can't even play the game and level up to find more matches

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>>386930057
>badass edition

>>386932240
I'm not sure if it does. Most games would actually do that, but most games are alive. I have seen Battleborn players report getting paired with people much higher level than them, but who knows. I've never played it so I can't say for sure.

Either way the game's a shitshow. I know it's like 5 AM but it's still a Saturday in Summer vacation.

>>386932203
I'll play it after i find a match

>>386932017
This post reminded of that video where the bird is singing its mating call for a mate that will never come because it's the last one of its kind, and then it goes silent.

https://youtu.be/tRaC2Rx3BVY

>>386932367
so you won't

I once installed battleborn as a joke about a month ago and got to the point where i could queue online. Waited a entire hour and a half and got nothing.

Queued in Overwatch afterwards and got a game in literally 5 seconds.

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>>386932291
I don't understand why they have to add badass to everything. It's like a joke that has been told too many times.

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>>386932373
That sums up Battleborn fucking perfectly.

>>386932440
>Overwatch
>quality
The community of Overwatch is shit. You could say Battleborn has more not retarded players than Overwatch since release

Just enable voice chat and match chat and you experience what mentally ill means. In the time before Battleborn died (I found a match in under a minute) I have only experienced 3 or 4 retards in over 150 hours gameplay.

In Overwatch I played 50 hours and I'm already surprised if only 7 out of 12 people behave like they got molested by their parents. Overwatch chat is like the dumping ground of the biggest shit a human can create

>>386930057
I want to fuck that robot bitch.

Here you go, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY

>battleborn is 22gb
What the fuck.

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Sorry guys, i went to grab dinner. It's still searching

>>386932240
>>386932302
Battleborn searches by invisible MMR, at least when I played. The range widens the longer you search (at a disgustingly slow pace), but I also doubt there's anyone else queuing for bot games, since I would assume those don't have restrictions for the matchmaking.

There was no filtering in the open beta, so some people bitched about uneven matches which caused them to add a ranked mode that they threw out the window in the full release for invisible MMR in normal matches. The game would have probably been able to maintain a relatively small but dedicated community if the developers weren't completely brain dead, but nobody expects Gearbox to be not retarded.

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>>386933159
>I went to grab dinner

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>>386931598
Godspeed you crazy fucker.

>>386933215
Bot games is the only option the game gives me right now.

>>386933159
>dinner

Aussie detected.

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>>386933285
You sure caught me mate

>>386933159
>that smug

I want to cum on her face, bros

>>386933285
Wait a second, what?

>>386933431
It's somewhere around 6-8pm in petrol sniffing land. Also known as dinner time.

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>>386933282
>Game has next to no players
>The only way for a new player to play is by playing with other new players in a game that will attract no new players because it's already dead
That doesn't surprise me at all; everything about the Battleborn project was horrendously handled, which is a shame because a lot of the core aspects could be good if polished. It's what I expected to happen with Gearbox as the developer, though.

>http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
>80
>119, 24-hour peak

>>386933557
I know I am one, but I thought everyone called it dinner.

>>386933557

Dinneridoo time, ya spiggin huftah

>>386931030
haha it's funny cuz she's psycho like the tf2 medic gettit guys?????????

>>386930794
smallify mouth
smallify nose
remove froglike expression
make vertical shit on her dress horizontal to mimic wingaling thing
why does she only have one wingaling
tell frosted tips to fuck off
red goop container(s) could be smaller or less bulky
reduce length of forearm
give her a giant butt

I have fixed her

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>mfw no Orendi to give me a handjob

>>386930057
Whats your IGN? I'll play some with you.

>there are """people""" on this board that unironically play Battleborn

>>386934170
Oops, Meant Steam name.

>>386933840
Most people do. But it's like 6 AM in America and noon in bongland, so eating dinner eliminates every play but Australian.

Well I think bongs call dinner "tea" but whatever.

>>386934232
>there are """people""" on this board that unironically play
>Overwatch
>PUG
>CSGO
your point imbecile?

>>386932373
damn that video makes me sad.
I'm not a save the earth type because I think the destruction of all of it is inevitable but seeing animals die out like that is heartbreaking.

>>386931030
>gothic lolita evil medic with a giant needle is a sniper

I'm pretty sure if I hired a handful of people from /v/ they could have come up with better character design.

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>>386934116
if by wingaling thing you mean the robot wing, it's because her righ tarm is literally a giant blood container/syringe. no room for a second wing while I doubt the first was even necessary

The concept has potential but the execution is garbage.

>>386934116
Don't forget to shave down that manjaw like a Korean girl.

>>386932203
>buying overwatch

>>386934260
>captain_sotheny

>>386930057
More like JAGGYborn.
They probably only called it Battleborn because Jagged Alliance was taken.

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>>386932773
>other anon isn't even talking about fucking quality and still you faglord jump on overwatch throat at the first occasion

Fuck off randy, at least we can turn the voichat off and enjoy a not dead game.

>>386934362
>Aussie
Sent you a friend invite cunt.

>3/5 people

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And you guys said this game is dead.

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WERE IN

We're in boys!

>>386934783
>>386934862
ITS
HAPPENING

>>386934783
>>386934862
>>386934892
Its this group all /v/?

>>386930057
>badass edition
can't they fuck off with that fucking word jesus

>>386934862
>it took almost 2 hours
>it only happened because a bunch of /v/ aussies saw the thread and hopped in

i wonder how long it'd take without that

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>>386934783
>>386934862

>>386934935
im not in but i would be if i wanted to be
i really dont

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>>386930354
>It only has FXAA.
Fuck gearbox. Fuck them.

How big is the game ?

>>386933236
What the fuck? Is that an actual mummy?

Who would bathe with that?

Op you can enforce aa trough your gpu panel in most games
not if they locked it tho
but surely they didnt bother right ?

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I lost connection to the game

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>>386930057
>Badass Edition

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>>386935330
RANDY

>>386935192
22gb

>>386935330
I'm not surprised

>>386935330
NO
GOD PLEASE NO
WE WERE SO CLOSE

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>>386935330
THE GAME DOESNT EVEN WANT TO BE PLAYED

>>386935330
I bet Randy is being a bully again.

>>386930057
>badass
never change randy

>>386935330
Same here ;_;

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>>386935330
>when it isn't your spotty internet's fault for a change

>>386935436
?

>>386935224
You dummy, mothers have normal feet like everyone else.

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>>386935330

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>>386930354
>It only has FXAA.

>>386934783
>australia

Yeah even if this game wasn't dead the queue would never pop.

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>>386931030
>shining crazy diamond

JOJO REFERENCE?

2/5
Oh god we're never going to get into another game ;_;

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>>386932393
>overwatch being successful validates his shit game's existence
what in god's fucking name is he talking about?

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We're slowly getting another match!

Why the hell does it say Badass edition?

Randy is a fucking joke.

>>386935224
That's a dobermann.

>>386935224
I don't know if you're serious but you made me laugh anyway

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>OP has been trying to have a game of Battleborn for the last two hours

Shine on you crazy diamond

This thread reminds me of those photos people take of abandoned factory buildings etc.

>>386934280
Don't know why you would pay them when they would do it for free.

>>386936164
People on /v/ don't do anything for free.
Except for the janny, they still do it for free.

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We won!

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>>386930057
>tfw benedict, which is a character design i actually like, is stuck in this worthless game

>>386936164
Well I trust some anons on here more than the inbreds they have at Gearbox. I'm just saying that if I were in charge of making Battleborn anyway.

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>>386936338
AWWW SHHITTTT NIGAAAA

>>386936338
no, you didnt win, you dont win in battleborn, there are just different levels of losing

>>386936338
Absolutely BADASS

>>386934268
Britbong here. Most of us call it dinner, only the oldies call it tea.

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>>386936338
BAD
ASS

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Well, games over. I had some fun while it lasted.

>>386937180
Why is there a character stuck in the ground?

>>386937180
Sorry dude, hit me up if you wanna play some more one day!

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>>386937526
It's cool dude. One day i might play it again
>>386934116
i fixed her face if that means anything

>>386930354
/#BADASS/

>>386930794
name a non-ugly character design made by an actual american
jews and second generation immigrants don't count

>>386935637
Pink Floyd reference

>>386936338
reminds me of strife, another game where you have to wait 10 minutes to play vs bots and which doesn't get shut down for some reason

Damn shame about this game they should have went free back in 2016.

>>386939616
Wouldn't have mattered much.

>>386930794
reminder that this is why caricature artists have to peddle their "talents" at tourist fountains and beachsides

>>386930057
>Badass Edition

Jesus I thought the whole they use Badass for everything thing was a joke.

>>386931754
well if we're going there then we've got a cheap mashup between a christian angel and the TF2 doc and a ninja and a sexy nurse

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>>386933236
What the fuck is going on with his big toe?