*blocks your path*

>never once stole or murdered in cold blood to obtain whatever gold you may have when entering Riften
>can't threaten to report him to the city guards for suggesting you help with a crime
sure he'd just call you a retard for trying to call the guards in Riften but how would my character know that?

>>386926893
>downloads destroys the thieves guild mod and decapitate him

Greymane or battleborn?

>can destroy the dark brotherhood
>can't destroy thieves guild, nor kill one of the most unlikeable characters in Skyrim
??? bethesdatards????

>>386927134
>can destroy the Dark Brotherhood
>need to murder an innocent person in order to do it

>>386927697
No you don't, Grelod isn't innocent.

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>>386926893

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>>386927819

>>386927809
She did nothing wrong.

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>>386927935

>>386928061
Everyone literally cheered for her death.

>>386928108
>scum punk kids laughing at an elderly lady's death
What else did you expect?

>>386928175
They will freak out if anyone else is murdered.

>>386926893
>tab out
>ignore

>>386927131
What?

>>386927935
he knows you have sexlab defeat installed

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>>386926893
>hit him
>he pulls out double daggers and fucking goes ham on everyone

>>386928061

You could say she didn't do anything illegal, but she did do things wrong. All the kids in that orphanage were supposed to be up for adoption, but Grelod refused to allow any. So essentially her plan was to keep all of them there as their guardian until they legally became adults, then kick them out on the street.

>>386926893
>Half the thieves guild missions are dungeon crawling and fighting draugrs.

>>386928506
>all the dungeons are infested with draugrs

>>386928506
>half the all the missions are dungeon crawling and fighting draugrs

>>386927025
This, Skyrim is such a shitty RPG. I was playing something the other day and was pretty surprised at how it adapted to something nearly completely unrelated I did. Not sure what game it was, maybe Witcher 3 or something.

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>>386926893
>the thieves guild has fallen on mysterious hard times
>this is literally the basis for the entire story
>everyone is shocked to find their weird communal vault empty when you check it with karliah

>>386928586
Thats wrong, you have to fight more bandits than draugr.

>>386928506
t b h Skyrim is shitpoor, basically the only thing you can steal is people's silverware and mammoth tusks.

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*psst over heres

>>386928774
>Report him to the guards
>Guards kill him
>"The body is still warm, that means there's a murderer out."

>>386927697
there's literally a room in the orphanage with shackles on the wall and buckets for doing business in

>>386928774
and NEVER contact me in PUBlic

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Only the strange destiny of Uriel Septim could have brought you to me carrying the Amulet of Kings

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the worst part in skyrim's guilds is that in most dark brotherhood/thieves guild missions most spells wont work on most npcs, specially illusion/alteration spells

skyrim is the definition of NO FUN ALLOWED

>>386928774
anybody have that pic of a guard or townsfolk gossiping about glarthir fucking people in the ass? I can't find it on google

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>>386928774
>mfw finishing his quest and turning him in after getting the gold

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>>386928950
>dungeon crawling for the thieves guild
>dungeon crawling for the thieves guild with NPC tagalongs who immediately break your stealth for you upon seeing an enemy

>>386929000
I should really explore the other endings to that quest. I always just told him that I followed the people and they weren't up to anything, which prompted him to claim I was in on it and come swinging at me with an axe.

>bard's school quest is a single dungeon crawling and draugr killing quest

>>386929236
And you can't even learn to play a fucking instrument! I'd have been fine with just equipping the instrument and it automatically playing some prerecorded songs, but Beth can't even put in that basic level of effort.

>>386929236
>skyrim's entire culture, economy and politic landscape is dungeon crawling and draugr killing

>>386929078
at least it was sneakan until then. The shitty cave where the elf bitch comes into play is when it stops being fun

>>386929236
>>386929384
>>386929819

Skyrim is so bad bros

>no no you can't enter college unless you prove magic
>ok this is fine good roleplay i guess magic to enter magic school fair enough
>shout her off the bridge, that's pretty good magic and i'm sick of dealing with her haughty shit
>can't progress
It's like the game actively stops you from having fun

>>386929984
Just wait until it's all fixed in Skyrim: super special doubly enhanced edition: game of the year edition

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*ring ring*

>>386928629
Anon, please work on your memory.

>>386930146
literally can't happen

invisible walls keep you jumping off the bridge, probably to prevent exactly what you're saying

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>tfw to dumb too understand how to install Oblivion mods

Guess I'll have to live with Skyrim

>>386928629
>O'dimm says to meet him at the crossroads
>Think I'll do it later
>"I thought I said to meet me at the crossroads fag"

Loved it

>>386930483
I know. Modded oblivion and it just keeps crashing after I leave the sewers.

>>386930260
Like >>386930493 mentioned, there's a ton of things in Witcher 3 which are like that, it's why I mentioned it in my post. The thing is I've been jumping between so many games recently to gather clips for my new youtube video that I've forgotten things which have happened outside of the ones I've been playing most.

>>386930483
I modded Oblivion to perfection about a month ago, I was having a good time finally playing that shit, but after a couple of days of playing I loaded it up and it was filled with errors and I had to uninstall. Not sure what happened, I tried my best to fix it but in the end there was nothing I could do. This happened the day after I installed my new GPU but I'm unsure how that would be related, yet it's the only thing which had changed from one day to the next. I still have all the mods sitting in my folder, I've just got to go through the process of organizing them in Wryre Bash which just takes too damn long. I'll probably try modding it again in a few months, but I'm done with that shit for now.

>>386930512
You should install mods just a few at a time and launch the game after every couple to check that it's still working, uninstall any which cause the crashes and see if there's any way to get them to work, I usually do this through file order in Wrye Bash or sometimes I even let BOSS handle things. I used one of the alternate start mods and began in Anvil so I knew if the game was working pretty much right away after I loaded in. For the larger mods, just check again right after you install those, adding too many at one time makes it harder to isolate the problem if there is one. Then again, what do I know? I ended up fucking my game somehow.
I'm >>386930831 by the way.

>>386930493
Also

>Ask about skjall first and only then ask if yennefer is all right
>"Oh wow, glad to see you care! Maybe that dead viking neckbeard should suck your dick from now on!"