*blocks your path*

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Let's get this out of the way

uhh, is that not how you're supposed to use them? Maybe you don't know because you're too young to have ever used an N64, OP

>>386924587

Why would they even think that's the correct way to hold it? There's no support on the back of the controller and your reaction time will be slow as fuck if you need to change directions quickly or need to use the Z button.

>>386924587
It looks like they're fondling little boy penises.

>>386924971
It's called practice anon

>>386924881
>Why would they even think that's the correct way to hold it?
Women

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>he cant figure out how to hold a children's toy

Retards. The lot of you.

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>>386924587
>Not tearing up your palm to rotate the stick

>>386924587
Tranny candyasses don't block my path

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>>386924587
>*rolls a hole into my own palm*
nothin personell girls/nu-males

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>>386924881

>>386925160
This mini game was the solo reason Mario Party 1 was never re released on the virtual console.

Also, Nintendo had to send gloves to people because this kept happening.

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>>386924712
t.small handed cuck

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how do you hold this?

>>386924712
> D-pad and left bumper sitting all alone
I never got why the N64 controller was designed that way.

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>>386925220
Hori N64 controller is so great for that.

>>386925220
Goddamn you albino monkey

>>386925208
>solo reason Mario Party 1 was never re released
Sounds like laziness tb h.
>Nintendo had to send gloves to people because this kept happening.
Fuckin hell though Nintendo is weird.

>>386925308
The Z button on the back substitutes for not using the L button. The idea was that your left hand either sits in the middle and uses the analog stick and Z button for 3D games, or it sits on the left and uses the d-pad and the L button for 2D games.

>>386924881
I don't know what it is, but I have never seen a woman hold/use a controller like they were confident with it. They always hold it like it's going to bite them, they can't understand that moving and looking can be done at the same time, and they look down at it every chance they get.

>>386925220
Small, but white. Now back in your cage nigger.

>>386924587
I play all N64 games on a PS3 controller. Sue me.

Do Americans really wear shoes at home
Even the fucking big leather boots

>>386926083
I have no idea which degenerate corner of this country does it, but it needs to be stopped.
You wear your shoes in my house you get your ass thrown out.

>>386926083

no it's just retarded TV shows that even have people lying in bed with shoes.

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>>386926186
>implying you would throw out a cute girl from your house

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>>386926368
>implying I wouldn't

>>386924587

Im more bothered by the shoes in the fucking house you goddamn savages

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>>386924587

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>>386925331
>That D-Pad placement

Why are women so fucking good at video games, lads?

>>386925331
I want to see a picture of somebody holding that fucking controller and using the d-pad

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>>386924881
Mario party mini game, maybe? I've held the controller in crazy ways with that game.

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*gives you severe hand cramps*

>>386924587
I'm a gamur Girl *____* xD

Such a nerd. I love my GameCube 64

>>386925226
Stick between middle and ring finger, rock stick back and forth between thumb and index finger