Signs you're playing with a shitter.

player is from /v/

>is first person to use mic
>doesn't say hello first

>1K hours in a F2P shooter

Player is entitled to stuff that he hadn't even asked for.

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>>386914685
>anime profile pic
>treats his profile as social media
>50 - 200+ friends
>has more than 3 groups
>groups are anime, hentai or somehow related to something sexual
>most played: DOTA 2, CS:GO, TF2 or Garry's mod
>xD ^^ -_- o_O kappa LUL
>has "Wolf" in his name
>has several numbers in his name
>Swe, Ger, PL in or any country his name
>meme names or inclusion of memes in their names such as Doge, Swag or some shit
>has an open mic and speakers so you hear him blast shitty rap music, pop music or the TV in the background
>brb smoke
This is all I could think of for now, will probably remember something after I post this but these are the biggest signs of a shitter or a faggot to me.

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>he plays Sakura, Juri, Decapre, Karin, Bullet, Asuka, Izayoi, Jam, or Cody

>>386914758
Unless they are playing tribes.

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>>386917694

Rambles on about complex motives, termites and snails.

>>386914685
I think you meant hacker, anon

>>386914685
Also a sign you're playing against either a hacker or someone with godlike mechanical skill

>>386914685
>12 year old account
>has somewhere between 5-20 games
>age 22+
>7 friends, 4 of which havent been on in 1000 days
or
>5 year old account
>100-500 games
>100+ friends

>>386918245
1000+ hours on a moba

only thing that got me desu

>>386918245

.5, and only because I don't play games as much as I used to.

>>386918245
Whats wrong with having a private profile?

>It's a faggot who spams F on his knife while you watch him in spectator episode

>>386918245
This list is fucking retarded stop posting it.

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>>386918245
/v/ does this picture count as furshit?

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>>386918245
>Link to his absolutely HILARIOUS chatlogs
This is the biggest redflag, almost 100% confirmed.
Anyone with chatlogs in their profile is a fucking faggot, guaranteed.

>>386914685
They use their mic unnecessarily.

>>386919797
Nothing, only weird internet stalkers from 4chan hate it.

>>386918245
feels good being a 0

>>386919797
This, if anything its a sign that the person doesn't want to attract attention

>>386914685
>cropped porn avatar

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>>386914685
>approach enemy
>they suddenly seem to be unconscious
>use this as opportunity to attack
>they dodge it and seem to know all my next attacks
fucking SHITTERS

>>386920201
*rips bong*

>>386914685
It makes a flush noise everytime you press its button?!

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>dude rushes ahead to show off
>dies

>>386918245
Does a funny looking taxidermied animal avatar count as a meme? If so then 1
>less than 30 a week hours is a minus
Any more than that and you look like a lazy degenerate who only sits around playing games all day with no other hobbies, interests, or jobs, kill yourself

>>386918245
I have my profile set to private, come fight me, faggot.

I left it private back when TF2 was a thing and I was getting a million invites and shady shit because Russians were sniffing at my hats. Just never bothered setting it to public because the only people who give a shit seem to be attention whores and faggots who put up pictures of anime.

>has literally nothing but memes in his banter
>hardly beats you or doesn't even beat you at all

>>386916318
what is with people and this fucking picture. I don't get it

>>386921358
tl;dr: I am an annoying faggot. Please, remove your pants and pull out your dicks so that I may suck them. Slurp slurp.

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>Western animation avatar

>>386921567
they're usually teenagers or a third worlder

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>>386921591
You say that like it's a bad thing

I'm playing.

Because I'm a shutter.

All I do is play videogames and I still suck

>>386918245
>Anime profile
>Vac Ban on MW2 (Vac bans are only on multiplayer lol)
>Less than 150 games, how the fuck is that a bad thing?
3 points.

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>>386918245
I got three, two if you don't consider this profile image as anime.

>>386918245
Damn it feels good to be 10+

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>>386918245
>6 year old account with 61 friends, 233 games, 700 screenshots exactly, and comments which are just jokes from friends or butthurt
>only pitfall is team fortress 2 which i played over a thousand hours of and have never played since due to actually having games now
Anyone here got Lost Planet 2? Would love to play it with someone when they fix the GFWL issue with the game and hopefully switch it over to Steamworks. Link your URL if you're interested.

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>>386921816
>Eastern animation avatar

>>386920446
Its the total opposite attention whore.

>>386914685
My redflags
>Anime/Cartoon/Furry/NSFW/Illustrated /Generic profile pics
>Plays Weebshit (MGSV, Dark Souls, SHMUPs, Hyperdimension Neptunia, etc
>Plays boring FPS shit (CSGO, TF2, CoD, Red Orchestra 2, etc)
>Has a bio
>100+ hours on one game
>Leftist/Centrist/Libertarian
>Has friends that are weebs, degenerates, furry, etc
>Sounds like a beta faggot/underaged
>Plays simulators/sandbox/autism games
>does any degenerate stuff like erping
>plays SJW games
>has shit taste in games
>in Weebshit, leftist, furry, "funny", group

>inb4 bait
>inb4 y-ou sound like a f-fun guy to hang out
I'm not a limp-skinned faggot like you. There's a cool thing called standards because you find actual good people. I don't play hundreds of hours of videogames because I'm about to raise a good and well family unlike you.

>>386917694
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheStatewishestoprosecute

>last online 16 days ago
I hope he fucking necked himself

>>386922653
The picture with General Grievous staring at the camera in disbelief is the greatest reaction picture of all time imo

>>386922869
The Sims doesn't count Herr Dinkleburg

>>386922869
>100+ hours on one game
so you don't play games on a regular basis.

>>386918245
Does Micolash count as a meme?

>>386922869
Imagine being this much of an autistic faggot

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>This user has not yet set up their steam community profile.

>>386922869
This is bait because some stuff here is outright wrong. For example, Metal Gear Solid V and Dark Souls are not weebshit.
Japanese made does not equal weebshit. The Japanese have more options than just anime esque stuff

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>>386918245
>3
Unless this counts as an anime avatar, then I'd be a 4

>>386918245
I got a 2. Vinesauce group and under 5 year old profile.

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>>386921816
>funnyjunk filename
Opinion discarded.

Is not explicit about it but uses 4chan memes, terminologies and images, like he is in some sort of secret club and is trying to communicate with other fellow "4channers" or wants to prove in some way he browses 4chan.

>>386922964
No, because I have actual stuff to do unlike you.
>>386922990
Imagine not having standards
>>386923026
Yes they're weebshit you dunce. Give me a reason why it's not "weebshit".

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>>386918245
>1.5 because I only have 75ish games and less than 30 hours played this week

>>386923149
Weebshit refers to anime styled games like the mentioned Hyperdimension games. MGSV and DS do not have this style

>>386918245
What's wrong with giveaway groups if I'm the one giving games away?

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On the other hand, who would you lot consider the best kind of people to play games with?

>>386923149
>Give me a reason why it's not "weebshit".
Japanese culture is almost non-existant in the games and it never implies or tries to say its better than the western ones

>>386923149
oh so i replied to a shitpost. im sorry, carry on without me then

>>386918245
9, possibly more, but on the subject of people on /v/ not wanting to add me: thank fuck

>>386923349
>Very friendly, chill personality
>Willing to play with you just about anytime
>Profile doesn't look obnoxious

>>386923316
I'm not talking about the graphics.
>MGSV
It has posters of idolmaster and the story is borderline anime cringe like the Skulls and weapons.
>Dark Souls
It's a copy of western aesthetic. A poor one.
>>386923367
That's like saying "That's an American flag even though it's made in China. It has no chinese influence".
>>386923396
Just because you have a different opinion doesn't mean it's a shitposting.

>>386923547
>That's like saying "That's an American flag even though it's made in China. It has no chinese influence".
Made in Japan doesnt mean its "weebshit", wold you call someone driving a Nissan a weeb?

>>386923751
Yes, why would you use a foreign car?

>>386920130
no
also bonus points for being from a game

>>386917883
Oh shit the guy who used to run the server where I made a bunch of friends now uses this. What does it mean?

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>>386918245
>3

>>386914685
>From Peru
>Anime profile
>MAGA hat

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>>386922925
okay redditor, your opinion totally matters. upboated

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You were born a shitter

>>386914685
when they loudly and endlessly complain over all-chat about someone on their team or their entire team, that's how you know they're the biggest shitter in the server/match right now.

any kind of weebshit anywhere on their profile or list of games. i go out of my way to harass the ever loving shit out of people with anime related avatars or monikers

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>>386918245
>furry avatar sometimes
>75+ friends
>chan group
>moba at 1k+
4's where we at~

>>386918245
>level above 80
1, but more like 2 since I haven't been on steam in a while, so my hours are probably below 30.

>>386918245
1.5

I'll take it I guess.

>>386918245
3.5 because there's nothing wrong with trying out f2p games with your friends we look up games during the week and download them to play friday nights its fun but you got me with
>Cropped hentai picture
>part of e-celeb groups
>Clicker heroes
but fuck you clicker heroes isnt even bad

>>386914685
>Some kind of hentai or anime crop avatar
>Name is something sexual or racist
>Only has 250 hours on csgo yet ranked supreme and is either a massive smurf or enemy team
>Acts super smug

>That person is sometimes me on my smurf account

>>386918245
DESU 99% people on Steam fall under at least on of those.

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>>386918245
I-is this really that bad?

>>386918245
4 points yee
>>386919797
weirdo redflag, why even have a steam profile if it's private you dumb shit, that's like when my wife's son posts his ass on instagram, he doesn't private it, he wants the attention, otherwise what's the fucking point
>>386921992
>Less than 150 games, how the fuck is that a bad thing?
the fact you don't understand how that is a bad thing only makes it worse, i'd even say that pretty much below 300 games is guranteed poorfag cancer. Also not owning all the steam sales favourites like the GTA Franchise, all the typical Valve games and all their installments like counter strike and half-life

>>386926885
You type like someone with 10 points

>>386926885
this>>386927213
kys faggot

>>386927213
i'm just drunk anon
i'm sorry

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>>386927286
>I'm high dude xDD
>I'm drunk anon sorry xPP

>>386927358
nice meme man

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>>386927286
That's a point.

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>>386914685
>mouse DPI is > 800
>1000hz polling rate
>Windows UAC disabled
>Main account is admin account
>Uses gsync / freesync without researching how it works

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>>386918245
1.5 points
I just don't have the motivation for video games anymore
>Lists his PC specs
People do that?

>>386917694
>implying Gregor doesn't smoke

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>>386927426
>not buying a 144hz and forgetting that screen tearing was a thing
you fell for the vsync meme

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>>386918245
>only 3 and I'm utter cancer
Shit list senpai.

>>386914685
90% of Rust players don't have a profile image and it always confuses me as to why.

>>386927636
g-sync / freesync makes a massive difference even at 144hz. However, most shitters have adaptive refresh misconfigured rendering it pointless but they're too casual to realise.

>>386927736
I'm running a 1060 and it just surfs below 144hz, I have yet to see a screen tear unless it's some older or indie game where it runs at 200fps

>>386917694
>Most played is TF2
Come on, it used to be a great game and if you actually played the game instead of just trading you could actually be quite the player

>>386927917
Then you have vsync on or you're retarded.

>>386918245
>canadian
>play TF2
>change name regularly
>used SAM before for tf2 shit

The only thing I do is call people shit while playing TF2.

>>386928038
No adaptive (x) buffered, or fast. It's just a great experience as I rarely go above 144 which would cause tearing

>>386914685
>avatar isn't a weeb or furfag
normies are all shitters

>>386914685
I've got a friend who will kick your ass at just about any game and he never uses avatars or cosmetics of any kind in anything, so myth busted.

>>386928278
How does one befriend a Gregor?

>tfw 0 points

Can we be friends now?

>>386918245
A single point because private profile.
>wanting to be an attention whore by customizing your page like on a social media website
>wanting to stalk people

>>386918245
Nothing wrong with being a poorfag or having a private profile to be honest
>2 points on this list

>>386918245
-anime avatar
-majority of friends have anime avatar
-used SAM for payday 2
-over 150 games but a third of them I got in cheap bundles and have no desire to play so I have them hidden

I'm pretty sure I'm a cool guy.

>>386917694
3
sorry for not owning 1000 games on steam

>>386926885
>why even have a steam profile if it's private
You need a profile to play and purchase cheap games, anon.
>>386927286
>oh whoaa i'm drunk dude
What are you, 16?

>>386917996
being better than reddit doesn't make you not a shitter

>>386918245
>adding people from /v/
>having steam """friends""" at all

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>>386918245
>Literally don't tick a single one

Feelsgood.

>>386918245
What's wrong with having a low level on Steam? I just don't give a shit about my profile and I've been using Steam for like 7 years.

>>386918245
Some of these are utterly retarded
>hehe, I can't wait to see this guy's profile so that I can post him around /v/
>what!? PRIVATE PROFILE!?
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>386914807
even though i think burping around people irl is rude the first thing i like to do when i join a server in arma 3 is burp loudly right in the middle of someone giving orders asap after i join

>>386928171
You think going above your refresh rate causes tearing?

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>>386928898
>crawling in the jungle with squad
>wary and noided as fuck, on lookout for patrols and the slightest of noises
>loud-ass burp out of nowhere

>>386928227
>having a furfag avatar

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>>386914685

>name and profile are a bunch of weed references
>constantly has to afk to go smoke
>they die constantly and always blame it on how high they are
>constantly yelling at their roommate while on voice chat about who smoked the last of the weed

This is mostly just from one random guy I decided to play with a couple times.

So basically if you express yourself in any way you're a shitter degenerate? Must be nice being 15 and still hating on everything.

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>>386928565
>What are you, 16?
Not him and not exactly defending him, but did you consider even for a moment that a lot of people write retarded shit without a filter when they're intoxicated? You don't have to be "16" to say you're drunk, you just have to be drunk and stupid and inconsiderate. Because that's usually what it does to you.
I still think drunkposting should be bannable though, especially when someone admits to it, because it might as well count as breaking rule 6, but you're totally making the dumbest conclusion here.

>>386928796
Don't worry about it. He's just projecting everything about himself as "good" because he's never acheived anything in life

>>386929158
What are you, 17?

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>unturned

>>386929267
Not an argument

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>>386918245
>down to 3 points because decided to clean groups right now

>Signs you're playing with a certified ex CS 1.5 Gregor & videogame patrician
>top of scoreboard
>never communicates ever
>plays on one server
>Steam level 0
>the FPS games he owns do not appear in his Steam library
>does not have weebshit games
>may enjoy grand strategy
>probably slavic
>may be a spetznaz with over 300 confirmed kills of kids talking to him shit online
>has a harem of hot bitches sucking his 10 inch cock at all times even when flaccid after a 4 hour blowjob
>now I'm just making up Chad shit

>>386916318

This avatar is the online equivalent of a face tattoo.

>>386918245

I got a 2

> less than 30 hours played in two weeks
> less than 150 games

>>386914685
>weeb (the ironic nu-weeb kind)
>brony
>rddt
>4chan
If anything in his username, the things he says or anything else points to an affiliation with one or more if the things above you can be sure he's shit at the game

>>386918245
0 of these are applicable to me, kk

they use capitalization in chat

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>>386916318

>>386914758
fpbp

>>386918245
Sweet, got 0.

>>386917694
>Treats his profile as social media

Aren't you doing the same thing by creating this retarded red flag lists?

>>386918245
- Anime avatar
- Less than 30 hours played in past 2 weeks
- Neptunia featured badge

Not sure:
- Weebshit circlejerk group (I'm in the /a/ group)
- Blogshit on showcase (Does including links to my profiles on other sites count?)

3 to 5, so probably Annoying Faggot.

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>>386916318

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>>386931425
>(I'm in the /a/ group)

>>386918245
>Used SAM in the past to unlock TF2 weapons but nothing more
>Somehow have 80~ friends
>Vaguely 4chan-related groups that are probably dead

3 points, I guess.

>>386918245
>200 friends but not friend collector
>4chin groups but mostly with obscure names
>Primarily play F2P games (with 700 games owned)
>1000 hours in DOTA
>trades (1/2 point)
>Comment section is filled with memes (I blame idiots I added from /vg/ generals)

5 1/2 but I don't think the grading system is fair

>>386932369
>comment section
Profile comments to someone you have added serves no purpose. If you are using steam as a messenger service there is private 24/7 chat you can leave a note on until the next log in as well as group chats. Posting and leaving posts up on the comments serves no purpose other than "look I have friends".

>>386933268
It's like the timeline on Facebook where you or your friends display all your stupidity for the public to see. It's just for fun really.

>>386933349
I don't have or want a facebook.

>>386917694
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993307614/
So I'm cool then?

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>>386933403
>black and white avatar
Of course.

>>386926885
>why even have a steam profile if it's private you dumb shit,
You must have down syndrome considering that not everyone uses steam as a another form of facebook. Some people just like playing games.
>>386922783
You're a grade A moron, congratulations.

>>386933485
Huh, for that reason? You guys on /v/ usually ridicule me for "not having a vidya avatar".

>>386933528
It was a good game.

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>>386933613
It's my GOTYAY.
http://bwgame.wildman-productions.org/index.php?action=showpage&pagename=downloads

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am I a shitter for using this?

>>386933689
https://webmshare.com/bQ97B
I still have it in my disk drive actually.

>>386914685
He makes threads like these.

>>386933694
No, you're a shitter for posting that and letting me use it for personal use. Ranger is way cooler than doom guy.

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>>386933403
>This user has also played as:

>>386918245
>Less then 30 hours played in the last 2 weeks
Almost had 0

>>386930685
You forgot to add furry in general.

>>386923149
>No, because I have actual stuff to do unlike you.
He says.


On /v/.


Kek.

>>386923149
>No
Anon, the problem here isn't having stuff to do, the problem is that you seem to purchase games that don't even last for 100 hours. 100 hours in a single game is nothing, whether it's over the span of months of playing a few hours a week or all in a few days.
100 hours in one game is just a sign that you actually kind of like playing it. Nothing else.
So if you don't even own ONE game that you've sunk over 100 hours into, you have got to research more into what would actually be a decent game to you. 100 hours of pure, unadultered entertainment is a bare minimum to confirm a game's longevity/replay value.

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>>386914685
They use a bucket, aerospray mg, or a paintbrush in Splatoon 2. Anyone who uses those weapons is automatically a shitter, no exceptions.

>default profile pic
>private profile
>username is a random combination of numbers

rate my steam profile

and no i don't have any friends

>>386935272
No Anon. Playing Splatoon 2 automatically makes you a shitter in and of itself.

>>386935446
Bots, on my /v/?

>>386935446
Just link it.

>>386935498
>having this much shit taste
I bet you're a CODfag.

>>386918245
>Less then 30 hours played in the last 2 weeks

meh 2 because of this. And I do have less than 150 games wtf wastes so much money on 0s and 1s?

Can someone explain steam level to me?

>>386935649
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=212414540
tldr you get xp from buying games and crafting badges, which increases your friends list cap, adds shit to your profile, and increases your odds of getting free trading card packs

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This is your steam friends profile picture

>>386918245
>1 point
nice.

>>386936108
instant delete.

>>386918245
jokes on you my chatlogs are fucking funny

>>386920446
>>386918245
>>386919797
People with private profiles as just as bad as attention whores, just on the other end of the extreme spectrum.

>>386936804
How

>>386936804
Why? Why do you think everyone needs to share everything they do on the internet?
If someone wants a private profile, the SINGLE downside could be that trading your shitty CSGO keys takes a little longer to do with them. That's about it.
There's literally nothing wrong with privacy. You yourself are using an anonymous goddamned imageboard for that matter.

>>386936891
You realize you can set only your inventory to friends only/private, right?

>>386937075
You realize that you didn't read my post correctly, right? You seem to have understood it completely backwards.

>>386937126
Just saying, you can avoid people rummaging through your inventory or commenting on your profile without needing to make your entire profile private. 'Privacy' is just an excuse so sensitive types like you don't go into cardiac arrest when they get a random friend invite. Who gives a fuck?

>>386918245
>Private profile
>Replies with "What's wrong with having a profile?" to this picture
>Account is less than 5 years old
>Less than 150 games
>Steam level is lower than 10
9 points total. Damn!

What's wrong with having a profile?

Why do people make their profile private anyway? What could they have to hide?

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>install day of defeat for the first time in a decade
>join server
>keep getting shit on by the same person over and over
>they start talking on the mic
>it's a girl
>she's dominating the entire server
>check profile
>5000 hours in day of defeat
>it's her only game

not bad i guess

>>386936891
>share everything

All anyone's going to learn from my profile is what games I've been playing lately. You know, something that might be relevant to those of my friends that I play games with.

What kind of information were you showing that you felt the need to make your profile private?

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>They have a Steam account

>>386937358
What? My post never had anything to do specifically with hiding any inventories or shit, literally who cares about that?
I just stated that thing about trading as an example of a teensy tiny downside in making your entire profile private. There's literally no reason not to shut it off from everyone you don't know otherwise.

That said, mine's completely public. But I see no reason not to hide it if you don't care about the facebook shit.

>>386914685
>I die
>tell team mate to watch out
>team mate dies 10 seconds later
>"OH DUDE COME REZ ME"
>"woah when did you die?"

>>386918245
>Private profile
>Replies with "What's wrong with having a private profile?" to this image
>Account is less than 5 years old
>Less than 150 games
>Steam level is lower than 10
>Less than 30 hours played in the past 2 weeks

9 points and a half total. Damn!

What's wrong with having a private profile?

>>386937502
No, Anon, the question is the opposite: What does it concern you if someone doesn't give a shit about """showing off""" their profile?
Literally nobody, not even your closest friends, would ever care about how many hours you spent on DOTA. It's not relevant. It's not why you would keep a profile public.

Ironically the only reason to actually have a public profile is solely for trading. It serves no other purpose, in any realistic sense.

>>386937570
If someone didn't care about 'facebook shit' then why would they touch their profile at all? Who's paying you to defend these losers?

>>386918245
>Canadian
>implying

>>386937736
Common sense is that there's zero value in not sticking to privacy wherever you go. You guys don't seem to grasp the idea that not everyone cares about sharing their interests.

All I'm getting at is that it's completely okay to have a private profile. I don't have it, but I wouldn't raise an eyebrow at someone who did.

>>386918245
>tfw when 1
Guess I can't own a Sana Hanabira visual novel. All the reasons in this image are shit anyway. If you want a friend, they better share the same interests, talk with you, play with you and most importantly you care about them as much as they care about you.

>>386937880
>You guys don't seem to grasp the idea that not everyone cares about sharing their interests.
I do, but hiding what games you've played on an online gaming platform gives off the impression that you're either a boring, miserable asshole, or terrified of a little social interaction. But that's just my opinion.

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>>386918245
>touhou avatar that shitters would still count as anime
>changing it once every month
>3 years old account because my email for the first one got hacked and the account was stolen
>120 steam level
>comment section is filled with autism copypastas and i have no idea why people only posts those on my profile

guess im a 5, annoying faggot

>>386938506
Steam is a service for purchasing and downloading games, first and foremost. Every single other aspect of it is fluff.

>>386918245
1
>most played game right now is Path of Exile, which violates the "primarily plays F2P games" flag

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>>386937510
>they play video games

>>386918245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QUmzZWjQdN

>>386916318
I've never seen this.

>>386918245
add 1000 points for making this

>>386918245
>private profile
What's wrong with private profiles?
><30 hours played in the last 2 weeks
><150 games
Seven and a half huh. Good thing I only use steam to play games.

>>386938972
>What's wrong with private profiles?
What are you trying to hide?

>>386939003
What're you looking for?

>>386937661
Private profiles come across as a small warning sign that there's something wrong with that person. I've had a few nice conversations with friends of friends and old acquaintances that I hadn't been keeping up with where my most recently played games served as a conversation starter. Conversely, there have been no adverse consequences to having a public profile. When I see a private profile I see someone who's probably ashamed of something and/or socially awkward.

I've never played DOTA but based on its reputation I imagine that if it was my top played game, I honestly might want to make my profile private.

>>386939046
Answer the question.

>>386939095
Don't think I will.

>>386939003
do you walk around with a list of your interests and recent activities taped to your chest when going up town, anon? No? What are you trying to hide?

>>386939121
Then I'm forced to assume you're a massive autist. Autist.

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>>386939003
>Huh, it says here on your profile you've been playing some game called 'Sin-ran Kahg-oora'
>What's this game about anon? It looks weird haha

>>386939154
What a shame

>>386918245
i used the same pic for four years and now i can't stop myself from changing it every month or so

>>386939171
The simple solution is not to buy garbage.

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>>386918245
>used to play doto, 1k hours total
>less than 150 games because poor
3 points
guess it could've been worse

>>386922897
"It doesn't really matter what you think either; you don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid."
K then

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>>386921816
>meme anime
>still claims superiority
anime hasnt been good in over a decade, sweaty :)

instalocks hanzo

>>386922492
>someone that knows Hylics
i thought i was the only one

>>386938887
consider yourself lucky

>caring what anyone else thinks
>judging about anyone else's profile

>>386918245
4

>>386939664
You bothered to post so it sounds like you do care

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>>386918245
>anime avatar (+1)
>less than 150 games (+1)
>steam level is lower than 10 (+1)
>less than 30 hours played in the past 2 weeks (+0.5)
score: 3.5
I'd say I'm worth adding, definitely not an annoying faggot, feels bad I nearly fell into the latter

>>386918245
I think anime avatars depend on the kind. If it's some really autistic cutesy shit then it's a big flag, but if it's just a random character they happen to like then it's not so bad.

G.E.W.P In their name

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>>386940001
What about this one?

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>>386918245
>yfw you use SAM
>private profile
I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET

>>386914685
>implying I don't purposely have no profile image
>implying I don't name myself just like pablo.hernadez1996 just to get shitters to underestimate me
As expected of /v/.

>>386940253
i bet you also like being pissed and shit on

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>>386940287
H-how did you know anon?
L-lewd!

>>386940287
Only in 2D, lad.

>>386938698
This. I'm on steam to buy games, not have nerdy sperglords try to "strike up" conversation with me. Get real life friends that you can go drinking with, not Internet dweebs with mental health problems.

>>386940253
NANI?!

>>386939215
>le "stop liking what I don't like" non-argument
When will summer be over?

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>>386940465
>Get real life friends that you can go drinking with
Does playing overwatch with a real life friend over the internet and drinking as we play count as drinking with a real life friend?

>>386940058
I'd count it as a red flag

>>386918245
Got 0.5 for spelling out my name with the achievement showcase.

>>386923802
because Americans Cars stopped being tolerable after 1980

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>>386940736
Thanks. Give me the benefit of the doubt though anon, I can assure you I'm not even close to being cancerous

>>386941005
>"I simply must get my social advice from the most cancerous site on the planet!"
You are literally retarded.

>>386914807
hello?

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>>386918245
>anime avatar
>less than 150 games
>steam level lower than 10
Neato

>>386941005
I'm sure, but I'm just telling you honestly. If I just came across you in the wild, thats probably how I'd see you.

>>386941059
>telling the anon a red flag would be a mistake in this case is somehow getting social advice
also
>quoting within greentext
>using the word literally to emphasize anything
You're the cancer that is causing havoc on this otherwise peaceful site, anon.

>>386939319
>sweaty
Why did i laugh with that, kill me please.

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>>386918245
>private profile
>steam level is lower than 10
Ok i guess

>>386941330
Not an argument

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>they only care about having 'fun' and never optimise their gear or class skills for a boss
>they always ignore advice to change weapon or armour to a more appropriate item
>"Nah I like this weapon", "I like this ability"
>Team dies to the boss over and over because they are using sub-par gear or class spec and refuse to change

>>386914685
brb smoke break

>>386918245
>chan or Reddit related groups (kind of, I'm in a group from /dsg/ that's been dead for like 4 years)
>less than 150 games
>SAM user (for Poker Night like 6 years ago, because I wanted the TF2 items, don't know if you can even count that since I don't even play TF2 anymore)
>less than 30 hours in the last two weeks (I'm on PS4 nowadays because my computer is a toaster)
>lower level than 10
Well fug.

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>>386918245
I mean what do I even say for mine? Of the points that could be counted, its only half applicable
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IIIPlasmaIII
Some of those aren't even that bad.

>>386918245
>Steam level lower than 10
This is actually a positive in my opinion, who wants to have a faggot around obsessing about fucking badges and cards.

>>386918245
>privacy is bad now
I prefer you to fuck off.

>>386918245
>might have over 75 friends idr
>use the dog background from underpants

Two's not bad. Might be one after I clean my friends list when I get back. This Image reminded me to do that.

>>386918245
3
>less than 150 games
lol

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>>386918245
>1 point from using SAM once
neato

>>386918245
Im a 4 because I got locked out of my old steam account and had to make a new one :(

>>386940058
>>386941005
I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and hear you out, but the fact is I don't know anything about you other than the initial assumption that you identify with an anime girl on some level

I'm sure it's different if that's actually a really cool character and the other person knows who that is (I don't)

>>386943592
>I'm sure it's different if that's actually a really cool character and the other person knows who that is (I don't)
Not that anon, but it's not a really cool character at all.

>>386917979
What if I play as Angel, love heart or alice?

>only plays gmod
>+700 hours
>only plays darkRP/TTT
>meme name/pfp
>gets incredibly salty whenever killed
Did I miss anything?

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>>386917694
>>386918245
>actually caring about this superficial shit
use steam however you please, this is the most woke option

unless you actually pay money for levels on it

>>386929267
Fuck, I wish I'd be

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>>386918245
>check recent activity
>0.9 hours past two weeks
Also got bundle with VNs from Humblebundle, and have giveaway group and *chan group, but I've never even go to forums since it's crap.
>more than 75 friends
Fuck you, if I want to play a dead game with someone I have to look for people willing to do in forums, then I add them. I have about 200 people on my list because of that and I don't consider it bad.
Overall I think I'm good

>>386918245
Only two on that entire list, feels good.

I can't help that I have 1800 hours in TF2 and am Canadian.

>>386922492
I have Lost Planet 2, but original GFWL, non-Steam edition. I installed it one week ago and got turned down it's main focus is coop. You have GFWL account?

>>386914685
>Good Luck, Have Fun.
>stops midgame to type in full stops and punctuation, often getting humiliation killed for it
>pretends to be calm/socratic but is still easily flustered and cocky
>steam profile has rules for adding him

>>386928746
Marry me

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>mike.hernandez2005 has joined the game
>mike.hernandez2005 joined team <your team>

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>cropped porn avatar

>>386917996
in which case they are a mega shitter

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>avatar is ebin dragon loli or satania
>groups are anything related to "ironic" hentai, "lewd" anime, or loli groups

>>386947426
in tf2 people named this in non casual servers are usually really good players just trying to be retarded

>>386918245
i'm a 1, there's not much wrong with changing names :(

>>386918245
I only had one point for having a private profile but now I have 6 because I need to say there's literally nothing wrong with having a private profile

>>386918245
i fall in only 1:
>less than 150 games
seriously,there are not 150 games worthy a shit in this world including all consoles, otherwise you can list 150 worthy games then you can't prove me wrong

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>>386914685
>no username
>no avatar
>private profile
tfw everyone think im a hacker

>>386949413
what's it like being underage?

>>386927426
desu as gaymen mice go logitech makes the best imo

>>386949483
or indian

>>386949483
>24 is underage

>>386918245
is it okay if I use steam to play games once every 6 months with a couple of friends that dont use any other IM system?

>>386918245
But then you'd start doing the opposite of what's on this last on purpose and that would make you the bigger faggot.

>>386918245
I don't have 150 games on steam why the heck would I even buy that many. I guess I'm a 1

>>386949579
Okay, what's it like have the mentality of an edgy pre-teen?

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>>386918245
>less than 150 games +1
>comment section filled with meme pastas +1
>2x because most of it is ironic
my friends made me an annoying faggot.

>>386950315
It's pretty good I guess

>>386916318
Literally got shittalked by one of these less than an hour ago while checking out the more recent updates to Rust.

>>386951006
shut the fuck up you faggot I know where you live and will soon also die motherfucker say your prayers right the fuck now arschgesicht alter falter ey junge

>>386918245
What's wrong with having a private profile?***

>>386938887
this, didn't know it was a thing
I'll probably see it everywhere now

>>386918245
what IS wrong with having a private profile though?

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>>386918245
I got a big fat goose egg.

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>that one faggot who always made his profile picture solid black and his name blank whenever he got sad or emotional
i fucking hate these kinds of people

Instalocks Widowmaker or Hanzo when we already have 2-3 DPS on control point maps in competitive.

People who can only play one hero at a remotely competent level.

People who try to fuck with my 5 stack's strategy halfway through a match when what we have worked fine until you switched / wasted an ult.

OW players in general

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>profile only has one game on it
>it's CSGO

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>>386917694
rate

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>>386951470
Nobody has time to give a shit about this to be honest, why do they even do it

>>386918245
Only got one
Fucking nice

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>That one Steam friend who purposely ignores you left and right
>Plays Dota and PoE at almost every waking hour till morning hours sometimes
>Puts very little effort into taking let alone actually trying to be my friend
>Various weeb, 2hoe and Dota groups
>Plays Dota almost exclusively like a religion

I mean for fucks sake don't be too sucked into video games all day especially if you're some introverted loser living with parents still shit is unhealthy as fuck if you want to die in your sleep from playing games 24/7 till morning hours be my guest I know what I'm fucking telling you

>>386918245
>Steam level meaning absolutely anything

>>386943835
The only people who like mirai nikki today either have awful taste or supreme taste no in betweens.

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what if it's a manga avatar?

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>>386952540
Almost always appealing in my opinion.

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>That steam friend who became one of your paypiggies

>>386952742
I dont want to believe

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>>386952842
I'd be happy to provide more evidence if you'd like.
[email protected]

>>386952934
morbid curiosity

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>>386952994
Happy to answer any and all questions~

>>386914685
>nasally whiney constantly sounding sarcastic male voice.

>>386952742
And they say girls dont have it easy AF in life.

>be girl online
>get showered with free money and attention

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>>386953225

>>386951908
it's basically the universal signal for "i want attention but i don't want to ask for it"

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>>386918245
8 because i have no idea what's wrong with private profile

>>386953637
aint nobody got time fo dat

>>386954025
I have a private profile too, and even so i suck dick in CS:GO it made people call me a hacker just because of that fact alone.

People are so retarded.

>>386918245
>Account is less then 5 years old
>Less then 150 games
>Less then 30 hours played in the past 2 weeks
Am I cool enough to be added?

>>386954025
You're not "exclusive", nobody gives enough of a shit for you to have to care

>>386954204
Then they shouldnt care if my profile is privat or not :^)

>>386918245
I can't think of 150 games on Steam I'd want to own, thats kind of ridiculous. There's a lot of shit, its hard to find anything good nowadays when you just want to dive in blind.

>>386954332
You telling me you don't own "super mega pixel indie game with long whacky title turbo edition EX"? Get outta heeeere

>>386918245
1 point