You need to solve the riddle.

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You need to stop recording scripted gameplay with your patreon donors posing as random players.

>>386903196
Error: Incorrect answer.

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>>386903196

Are you a member of a prestigious CS:GO clan?

>>386903196
Whats this based on?

>>386903409
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

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I-I KNOW QUOTES FROM THIS VIDEO TOO! I'M CURRENT! I KNOW TRENDS!
I'M JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU! SEE?

>>386903313
>>386903490
He's said he does scripts sometimes

>>386903196
fpbp

>>386903585
this is the only fun I get to have since I haven't played MGS or watch fucking jojo
let me have this

>>386903490
farmer john is in the video

which obviously means most of his previous videos are fake

>>386903196
Settle down ok?

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>>386903061
Bones, off me

>>386903196
first post actually unironically best post

V-V-V-V-V-VOTE D-DANIEL

DANIEL

DANIEL

>>386903196
>>386903745
Or people are actually dumb enough to stay on a server that's fucking with them. It happens.

>>386903196
It got really lame at some points, a couple of them were very bad actors.

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>>386903954

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>>386903954

>>386903604
He didnt

>>386904271
>>386904261
2MANYBONES

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Oh, that looks nice.

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>>386903954
>>386904261
>>386904271

>>386904261
>>386904271
Settle down, okay?

>>386903745
>>386904209
The description said that he had about 7 people who were in on it since he needed actual people in the server for anybody to wanna join

>Every prank vid ever created is scripted.
>Safety and consent reasons, most likely.
>As is all reality tv and other shows.
>All actors playing regular people and business owners.

>>386904417
quite literally did in one or two of his streams

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>>386904726
>>386904531
>>386904737

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>>386904636
>SMACK

>>386903196
>>386904765
Turns out Daniel's biggest and longest ruse was actually with us, the audience.

>>386904834
With any context? Because 'Script' can mean many things. Like prepared lines for replying to complete strangers on the fly.

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>>386903604

>>386905027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yzsmxugmB0&feature=youtu.be

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

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>>386905238
>I WANTED ON THE FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER

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You aren't a real person.

You aren't real.

>>386905202
sorry, you have to pay for the proof by becoming a patron

WELCOME TRAVELER

>>386903061
You need to stop reposting this and shilling your garbage video

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>>386905538

>>386905592
But i'm literally not daniels.

T: OP

>>386905497
But is he a real person? I feel like the SHODAN reveal was a confession

fuck i've been watching this every day

PARK ENJOYED?

>>386903196
>source: my ass

dumb frogposter

>>386905993
You need to get laid or something

SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC

>>386906438
who was in the wrong here?

I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE SOLVING THE RIDDLE

>>386906094
NO!

I want to kill myself.

>>386906569
eric did nothing wrong that kid was a fag

>>386907173
ERROR incorrect answer

>>386903061
Does anyone know what voice Mr. Bones was using.

I think it was the HL1 automated announcement system in Black Mesa, I also kinda remember hearing it in Space Station 13 but cant remember

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Spooked ya!

>>386907371
I want to fucking slit my throat.

>>386907373
Microsoft Sam

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It wasn't really funny or entertaining at all.
His Vote Daniels video is still the best he's ever made.

EYYRORR INCORRECT ANSWEUR

EYYRORR INCORRECT ANSWEUR

EYYRORR INCORRECT ANSWEUR

ONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLONGLON

>>386907571
Well fuck me, its been awhile.

>This is Microsoft Sam the computers default voice

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MR BONES I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

>>386907478
Everything in the maze, like the kid screaming at the hung ragdoll was the best part of the first half.

Day Z > Gmod > Second Life > ArmaRP > Rust

>>386907819
Error: Incorrect answer.

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>>386903954

which part does the video get funny at?

>>386908864
Settle down ok?

>>386908864
Hello?

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>386905993
Same, the hotel part is too good. I love that type of mindscrewing

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>>386907894
>ONGLONGLONG
he's saying "WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG" you dumb asshole

>Park enjoyed?
>NO!

kek

>>386909295
Give me a break its been a wrong day

>>386908864
I don't think it's really plain funny in the same way as his other videos, it's more intriguing with how elaborate the setup is. The middle is kinda forgettable though

MR. BONES
I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

>>386903061
The video was updated today, I noticed that whenever Aaron talks or should be listed in the player list his username is blurred. Not a surprise that the angriest guy in the wild ride was the one who sent the complaint, I guess.

>>386909294
>I love that type of mindscrewing

Reminds me of Antichamber

>>386910562
Sure, with the abstract spaces. But also the whole horror shtick and slowly leading them on. Like some of the kids even start questioning if they've been talking to a bot the entire time, it's great

blew my mind when i realized daniels was the same guy who did the surveillance camera man videos

>>386910753
Its crazy when you realize how much effort he put into acting and talking like a bot without first raising that suspicious, rewatch the video and notice how he walks and talks, especially talks, he just keeps saying shit like "Come outside and check out this ride" and not responding in any unique way just like a robot, planting the suspicious that grows and grows slowly throughout their wild ride that he may indeed be a bot, and it dawns on them at some point that he never spoke more than a few lines, repeating them all the time.

Pretty brilliant shit

The hotel part is where Daniel really shines. For many of you who have been watching Daniel from the start, you know very well that people who have encountered Daniel face to face in DayZ and Altis Life consider him to be a psychopath. For many of us viewers that monotone voice has brought us nothing but laughter, as we know that Daniel is putting his victims through an elaborate ruse, for our entertainment. This is where Daniel's genius truly lies. Daniel posted a comment on this video which was later deleted, explaining how he banned people who recognized him from the server immediately to make sure the project didn't leak. He also explained how he had his friends join the server and stay out of sight and pretend to be bots because a minimum number of players was required to keep the server online. So now, let's take a close look at the Hotel skit, on a subatomic level. The first player to enter the server states that in all of his years of playing Gmod, he has never encountered a theme park with functional attractions, so he enters this server with nothing but good expectations. Daniel offers him a warm welcome with his voice which on top of being monotone never quite sounds malicious or malevolent. And then it all begins. First, the wood planks barricading the park's entrance? Why are they there? Daniel clearly welcomed him in, and to block the entry of players would be counter intuitive. In a real life scenario, a boarded up entrance would only be found in an abandoned park. Notice how Daniel goes about getting rid of the barricades. He takes them out individually and precisely. Just like a bot. As they are walking past the entrance, Daniel walks like a simple AI, in a straight line with the occasional deviation of left and right, but never diagonally. He keeps his cross-hair concentrated on the players center of mass. Anyone who has ever picked up the phone and been greeted by a robotic flat but happy voice has recognized them, in a few seconds, as a recorded

voice, pre-programmed to deliver certain responses based on what audio they pick up from the person they have called. When confronted with the question about the nature of their sentience and whether or not they are a robot, they often reply with confusion, or pretend not to have heard what you have said. I recall watching one of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures where Burnie recalled receiving a prerecorded phone call, and when he asked if he was speaking to a bot, it replied by asking "Do I really sound that bad today?" An insidious design feature, one which Daniel emulates flawlessly. Although for about 90% of the time in which he speaks with his victim he shows no sign of intelligence or sentient life, he occasionally stops to make small chit chat or water cooler talk with his victim, indicating a chance that he is not a bot. To anybody who knows a thing or two about AI, small talk ability is rather useless unless the program is intended for the service or telemarketing industry, where "face to face" interaction is involved. Now to people who aren't looking for it, this small talk that Daniel engages in is nothing eye-catching or noteworthy. Now, back to the "bots", the minimum unique player count required to be logged onto the server to keep it running. While checking the scoreboard or the console, anybody can see that Daniel, and his "bots" which have unique names just like regular players because they are Daniel's friends who are filling the minimum player requirement along with the roles of the furries and Mr. Bones. To the Hotel victims, they are just regular players, out of sight, and presumably without a mic for voice communication, or maybe they are just AFK. But wait, there's more! For those of you who have been to Disneyland or Six Flags or some theme park or carnival or festival, you will remember it being highly populated, and you could hear the voices of people, along with some music. Many choose to go during the day and stay a little bit into t

he night, and the amount of the people in the park never visibly declines. Now, since Daniel's server is obviously not a real life theme park, these traits shouldn't be expected, but subconsciously, it makes the player feel off, even if they don't immediately notice it. Second is Daniel's choice of skybox. It is quite clearly night time but as in many theme parks artificial lighting keeps things well lit. Why did Daniel opt for a night skybox instead of a day one for the purpose of a theme park? Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be day time? But this is again another way Daniel gets inside the head of his victim, undetected. And now the Hotel, the ultimate playground for Daniel. It is not grandiose in any manner, unlike Hotel's at theme parks like Disneyland. Its design is similar to that of an inn from Skyrim, or perhaps one you might see in a Minecraft adventure map. The geometry is fairly simple, and the rooms are not furnished. One of the first sights you are greeted with upon entering is the body of the bartender, smiling, sitting on a bar stool. Nothing unusual, the creator of the Hotel probably was too lazy to program a NPC to be a bartender, and to the Hotel victims, who have not been made aware of any bots (keep in mind they still view Daniel as a real player) on the server. When questioned by one of his victims as to where the victim's room is, Daniel offers a nondescript answer. "The one that's open." Nothing numerical or directional. This implants in the victim's mind to search for an open room, open or closed, simple binary. Daniel invites the player to join him outside, to view the other attractions, but the entrance is locked, unknown to the players inside the hotel. They unsuspectingly press the interact button to open the door, changing the layout of the Hotel. When they returned downstairs earlier they were startled by the bartender who was in a fixed position, and are startled by his voice, Microsoft Sam, an old text to speech. The first few t

>>386910905
hes just taking a video

imes the "bugs" occur, nothing fantastic about the Hotel layout changes. later though, the main entrance opens to a parallel Hotel. The geometry does not have collision. The lighting has changed. There are no bottles at the bar, no barstool either. The level of detail on an already simple construct has decreased even further. The only thing vaguely human is a 2D paper cutout of the bartender. Again, almost as if though they were drawn in by a siren's call, Daniel's victims come forth, and fall through the floor. Something is noticeable wrong. Daniel starts repeating the same request, for them to join him outside, and for a small amount of time he tries to troubleshoot their issues. Daniel starts repeating himself more and more, occasionally throwing in a confused what? or an I'm sorry?, instructing them to simply walk out of the hotel. At this point the only human appearance is the 2D cutout of the bartender, and Daniel's monotone voice. Slowly Daniel starts to show signs of malfunction, variables he did not expect and thus did not account for. Slowly, he changes to his creator. Slowly the players begin to suspect that Daniel is a bot, and his creator is not even there, somehow. His creator clearly did not intend for any of this to happen, and did not account for it. This makes the victims question whether what they are experiencing is only clientside, and they are going crazy, the warped layout of the Hotel is just an illusion, maybe they smoked too much weed that day. This is where the descent into madness begins. They feel crushing loneliness because despite Daniel's presence along with the other players on the server, they have not heard from anybody but Daniel and the bartender, they have not seen anybody but Daniel and the bartender, and know not even they are around. Joining any Gmod server is a large investment of time because to join a player must download all of the servers files from the workshop and so people feel reluctant to leave, as they have become

>>386910905
I don't believe this for a second.

>>386910905
Wait what

invested, they have a time bomb of Stockholm Syndrome implanted within them from the moment they spot read the server's name in the server browser. There is now no way to go back from where they came, and they can only progress further. There forced journey terminates in a room filled with monitors, a dead body with wires attached to it. Daniel's voice is now completely absent. It is replaced by the nearly incomprehensible voice of the dead body on the chair in a poorly lit and inexplicable room, as the walls lower to reveal something that looks like it came out of System Shock 2. It informs them of their situation, and their fear is now palpable, even the viewer begins to feel slightly unnerved. They are left in a pitch black room, save for the buttons and monitors, unable to move their camera or player model. Daniel's voice returns. He cannot pinpoint their location. Daniel is throwing out error codes, further solidifying the idea in the minds of his victims that he is a bot, and that what is happening is not supposed to be happening. This is Daniel's master piece. From start to finish he manipulates his players without a trace, and leaves them mentally scarred, confused, and unnerved. I don't care if you don't think this video was as funny as the one where he is face to face with his victims, this is the ultimate ruse, because before Daniel even sees the message that a player joined his server pop up, he has already won, he has forced his victims to follow a predetermined path, and all he did was speak to them.

>>386911338
>>386911427
>>386911515
>>386911582
Straight from the comments section

>>386911689
The comments section of what, this thread?

>>386910905
Gonna need to prove that, bud

>>386911338
>>386911427
>>386911515
>>386911582
>>386911674
did you really copy this reddit shit from the comments?

>>386911669
>>386910905
Oh never mind they don't sound anything alike. Made me check though

>>386911786
No I just wrote this out now, took me a while but I think I got my point across

Why is every Daniel thread filled with a bunch of people repeating phrases from the videos over and over? Is it autism?

Why is every Daniel thread filIed with a bunch of people repeating phrases from the videos over and over? Is it autism?

>>386911913
Settle down, okay?

>>386911751
Obviously youtube retard

>>386912016
I wrote the comment in this thread, I said it here >>386911836

>>386911913
hello?

ERIC! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

>>386911958
SettIe down, okay?

Helloooo Traaaaveleer

>>386911338
>>386911427
>>386911515
>>386911582
>>386911674
okay

>>386903196
Park enjoyed?

>>386914754
NO!

>>386908554
patrician taste

>>386908864
I lost at ferrywheel bit, it was short, but so good.

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HELLO, TRAVELLER

>>386908864
It's not supposed to be "funny" in the traditional griefer sense, at least for the latter part of the video. The whole point about it is the cerebral experience and all the planning that went into it, the gmod users reacting to it is more of an afterthought.

>>386908864
brainlets like you might not get it

>>386915591
Uh-uh, fuck that, I'm not going in there.

Hello?

>>386908036
no

I'm Jesus Christ?

>>386910905
daniels is from england, SCM is from like portland oregon

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>mfw he went through all this time and effort to fuck with a few people online

>>386919083
No he did it for Youtube ad money and Patreon money, also the video was staged and took less than a day to make.

>>386919408
You typed it on /v/, it must be true.

unlisted videos
save them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6USRZTHS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLUrH3ZD3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PheIMBo6gHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4OOECw7Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lDW-XX3pQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hc4x1LLhCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4XCyiJKGs

>>386919408
He made videos before patreon

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>>386919408
As if it wasn't clear enough that Mr. Bones, Furries, "Hello Traveler" are people. You fucking mong.

The whole FOCKING thing!

>>386903196
>frogposter
>quality post
What the flying fuck? this doesn't make any fucking sense.

This meme is based on a game? I'm out of the loop on this what's up with the skeleton riddle posting?

>>386920745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

>>386903061
ugh, greifing in video games should get you BANNED

MISTER BONES, OFF ME.