ITS A NICE DAY FOR A... WHITE WEDDING

I fail to understand the reference

>>386884076
The station with that song is always on by default in the flight school missions.

My mom loves me. That's why she keeps me morbidly obese so I won't run away!

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>that driving school mission where you have to do a 360 degree sideways flip

>>386884767
Not as bad as the last one where you have to drive around that loop. It's impossible to get 100 percent. God forbid you uncap the framerate.

>>386885047
I never got that far. I couldn't do the flip and I never bothered to even max out my driving skill

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>>386883701
>tree materializes out of thin air

>>386884767
>that mission where you have to do a 90 into a parking spot
>that mission where you had to keep your car on two wheels for some distance
Driver school is the San Andreas PTSD

>>386886298
easily the worst shit in the game. I got through all the missions, flight school, every stunt jump I found, yet I never finished driving school.

people keep gushing over how hard the RC plane missions are. those were child's play IMO. just use the fucking flaps to turn, it's what they are for

>>386883701
K-rose

Louisiana woman

>>386883701
ITS A NICE DAY TO... START AGAAAAAAIN

>>386884463
I was devasted when I found my wife was cheating on me. And even more so when she 'fell' underneath a train.
(i was nowhere near at the time and my phone records proved that)
I was a real mess for hours. But luckily, the week before I met with Crimson!

>>386885047
The loop around San Fierro in 2 mins? It's doable of traffic doesn't fuck you - which it does. Often.

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>tfw will never explore GTA: SA for the first time again

>>386889817
>tfw thought the requirement for gold at first was to get get back before 1:20 instead of 120 seconds
>gave up
>find out the actual time later
>retry
>got gold first try

>>386890008
Just spend five years away and come back to it. You might not be black or a car thief, but you'll at least be revisiting SA from a similar angle as CJ

>>386891013
I remember spending on hours glued to a 14" CRT TV in 2004 as I tried to get gold on every driving test. I couldn't do it in one sitting, and I definitely did not do it in a few days. Iirc it was the one test where you have to drive in a loop with the banshee without breaking any cones, damaging the car, and must complete like 6 laps or something in 40 seconds for gold. I autistically honed my drift-fu in first person view so I could come within inches of the center cones and slide around them.
Flight school was easier. Boating was a joke

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>>386885047
>There's a random pothole in the middle of San Fierro
>Hitting it damages your car
>You can't see it, you can only know where it is

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>>386885047

>People say the flight school is too hard
>Only one or two tough but fair missions
>Get to driving school
>Almost all missions are annoying shit you have to finesse perfectly to even pass
>Final alleycat race you have to do everything perfect and get lucky with the traffic to even have a chance at completing it
>then on to shitty Zero RC missions

San Fierro truly was the worst part of that game.

>>386883701
>licence