now THIS is the shit

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>smoking indoors

What the fuck? It's not that hard to just hold a cigarette between your index and middle finger anyway when using a controller.

>>386861715
This prevents it from making your fingers stinky

>>386861831
How?

>>386861545
This almost makes me wish I still smoked.

I only smoke when I'm writing or having sex now. Every other hobby is too time consuming and assumes my full attention.

>>386861698
It's fine as long as you have some ventilation and cook every day.

>>386861831
yeah, but it wont prevent your lungs from collapsing and you dying from cancer

>>386861998
Neither will living next to Fukushima but who cares?

>>386861831
You kidding, nigga?
Your hair, clothes, and everything else stinks from being exposed to the smoke in the air. Fuck your fingers.

>>386861998
Who's lungs collapse from smoking? Lungs collapse from car wrecks and grenade shrapnel.

>>386862294
You're not supposed to blow the smoke into your shirt. Just stand out of the way of the breeze and smoke whatever, it's not rocket science, you aren't trying to be Cruella Deville, you're trying to get high. Stop being dumb.

>>386861983
No, it isn't. Tou're just used to the stench. Go for a run for an hour and come back inside and smell your home

>brb smo- nevermind

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>smoking

Only degenerates who don't care about their health or life smoke cigarettes. Fucking disgusting slobs.

>>386861545
smoking is bad for you, anon.

>>386862869
Weed is okay though right bro?
and vaping

>>386862286
stop using my name asshole

>>386862954
>strawmanning so hard
Not even him, but I'm already disgusted.

>>386861545
>smoking indoors

Or you could just not smoke.

>>386862992
But i am a republican i cant be a degenerate

>>386862813
But I go out plenty. Like to the movies and back or something.

Girlfriend's mom is one of those that always complain about smokers and has asked me if I smoked inside because she can never smell it. Just open the goddamn window and cook for yourself. Also empty ashtrays regularly.

>>386862869

Yea I wanna die, you got a fucking problem my man?

>>386862869
I dont care about my health or my life, which is why i smoke

>>386862723
This is bait.

>>386861545
>smoking
Bet you smoke dick too, don't you faggot.

>>386861983
>>386862723
You're probably so desensitized to it that you don't realize that your home smells like a burnt dumpster.

>>386862869
>t.fatass with diabetes

>>386863020
Or not drink, not jerk off, or not jaywalk, or not pay attention to OTB race betting, or suck dick, or anything remotely pleasurable that your parents said are good for you but you won't listen to them anyway because your government said it's wrong and evil.

>>386861545
Best way to spread ashes everywhere whenever you press R1 or worse R2.

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>>386861545
>Smoking indoors

>Cousin is regarded as the black sheep of the family for being a piece of shit of a human being
>Cousin is a dumb whore that got herself knocked up because she thought she could trap a guy, but ended up getting a restraining order against him instead (Not very important)
>Her mom has always babied her, and they live in a shitty house in the ghetto with her boyfriend of like, almost 20 years now
>Cousin's mom's boyfriend smokes all the goddamn time, and their house is literally fucking disgusting
>Like, you can smell the smoke and cat piss from outside the house it's so fucking bad
>This is the house the kid is going to be raised in
>She's like two months away from having the kid and they STILL haven't done anything to try and clean up to have a safe environment for that kid

Seriously, what's the fun in smoking tobacco? Isn't it just like smoking weed, but less healthy and less pleasing?

I never smoked either, so I was wondering.

>>386863232
Are you implying smoking being harmful is a government conspiracy?

>>386862869
I smoked for almost a decade because I hated my life and didn't care about my health. Then we had a kid born premature with a pneumothorax and the NICU doc said smoking around him would be very very very bad so I quit right then and there and haven't touched a cigarette since. It's actually kinda cool because his birthday is also my cessation anniversary.

>>386863232
>smoking
>pleasurable
K E K.

>>386863232
Smoking isn't even remotely pleasurable.

>>386863320
It's like fapping.

>>386863115
Where are you smoking that you have to return from lunch break smelling like cigarettes? If your job involves public interface, it doesn't help if you don't know how to smoke a cigarette.

>>386863320
Its like drinking a little too much coffee. Thats nicotine. Weed is closer to being drunk. My god man, grow up a little.

>>386863320
It's more like masturbating

>>386863297
Literally call CPS. They will either take the kid, or at least force them to clean up the house.

>>386861545
>littering on your fucking floor

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>>386863365
>tfw cigarette after a big, filling meal
>tfw coffee and a cigarette bright and early on a chilly morning

It's fucking bliss sometimes, man.

>>386863078
maybe you'll stop being a little emo bitch when you have real problems, like chemotherapy

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>>386863365
>>386863412

>>386863516
>when straight-edge babbies try to explain what various forms of getting fucked up feel like
Adorable.

>>386863509
You are really bad at baiting.

>>386863320

That's honestly it as a longtime smoker. It's relaxing. I like the smell. I also really enjoy the taste, but I usually smoke pipes / cigars. Also, hate to be an armchair psychologist, but as a dude with a bunch of self-esteem and daddy issues and a father who smokes cigars, I think it's also about legitimizing myself as a masculine adult.

>straight edge virgins whining about stuff other people do
every time

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>>386861545
this is a vape board grand pa, get with the times.

>>386863575
people who dont smoke get cancer all the time faggot

Facts about smoking :
>It increases lung cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease risk
>It increases any cardiovascular event risk including stroke and myocardial infarction
>it's highly addictive
>of smoking indoor it makes everything smells like ash and tobacco
>it's expensive
>it does not make you cool in any way
>you spread ashes everywhere indoor even if you think you're paying close attention not to

t. A medic and smoker

>>386863576
>implying smoking isn't a fedora act, trying to be cool and mysterious like a noir movie detective

>>386863634
are you saying im straight edge? that makes no sense.

>>386863660
>it does not make you cool in any way
Not true, it's objectively one of the coolest things you could do. It makes you look like a dude who doesn't care and does what he wants.
t. someone who never smokes

>>386863572
Only reason it's 'bliss' is because you forced your body to develop a craving for something it doesn't need. You are literally just staving off withdrawal symptoms.

>>386863643
>spend two years at work taking smoke breaks
>have one person complain about the smell
>tell me that I'm trying to yank your chain

Good luck, I'm speaking from confidence, not persuasion friend.

>>386863575
Some people smoke for 60 years and die peacefully at age 90.

Other people never smoked a single cigarette and die of lung cancer at age 45.

The children of /v/ should know better than anyone not to wish cancer upon someone else.

>>386863232
Smoking cigarrettes/cigars/etc. is a shitty fix for high stress that creates more problems than it will ever fix and makes you feel like shit whenever you're not doing it. If you actually think you were doing it for any reason other than you were bombarded with advertisements and peer pressure then you're delusional. If you actually wanted something to relieve stress that feels good you would just smoke weed instead.
>b-but weed is illegal
So is piracy but you still do it
>no I don't
Nigger yes you do

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386863660
so?

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>>386863359

>>386863790
You're getting there. Maybe one day people will actually take your bait.

>>386863759
Not sure if this is serious or sarcasm.

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How does it feel to be as fit as obese people all you smoking/vape faggots? What's it like being out of breath after climbing stairs for 30 seconds?

Only drink water. Run 5K 3 times a week. Stop watching anime. Stop smoking.

Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

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Go to zoo and get upset cause I can't smoke inside the zoo. Remember I quit 9 months ago.

Feels good man

>>386863575
Maybe chemotherapy wont be so bad in some 40 or 60 years

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>>386863154
this. I never realized how much me and my apartment stunk until I quit smoking. I can't believe I subjected myself and my friends to that shit for so many years.

>>386863775
I don't know. I didn't smoke for the first two thirds of my life so I've had big meals and coffee on a cold morning. Both are so much better with a cigarette.

>>386863826
>optimistic apologist trying to persuade me on the utilitarian benefits of a smoke free lifestyle on the fucking video games board

>>386863876
You're replying to him so I'd say it worked.

>>386863826
i buy legally from the retail weed shop.

>>386863902
>man telling others to grow up whilst posting on 4chan

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>>386863572
>>386863572
It's bliss because it forces you to focus on your breathing, aka meditation. You can do that without filling your lungs with nasty smoke.

>>386863959
Almost there. anon. I believe in you.

>>386861545
I too like my cigarettes crumpled up

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>>386863902
>cardio

>>386863907
vape pen? patches? gum? im not a smoker myself just i have lots of family that smoke

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>>386863656
>talks about vaping while posting a pipe smoker
this is you

>he doesn't smoke

no wonder so many of you are permavirgins

virtually every grill smokes and they regard nonsmokers as losers

Who else is going for a smoke after this thread gets deleted?

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why not just stop smoking

>>386864117
I am smoking right now.

>>386864024
Yeah I can't fill my ass with zen meditation though, so I guess I'm a faggot. Whoops.

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>>386864063
*dies in sauna from hearth attack before 30th birthday*

>>386864123
Because I enjoy smoking.

>>386863953
No I just hate smokers that think they're above other people for smoking. No nigger, you're a corporate shill and you're literally the polar opposite of straight-edge faggots that are brainwashed by the government shit you complain about.
>the utilitarian benefits of a smoke-free lifestyle
Name one time I did this. PROTIP: you can't, because i didn't bother listing the many benefits, I just pointed out that you're a hypocritical faggot for saying "if you don't smoke it's because the gubment brainwashed you" when you're just as brainwashed by tobacco corporations. There is literally ZERO reason to smoke anything that harms you, you just caved to peer pressure and are trying to turn it around.

>>386861545
Goddamn it, I should've thought of this.

>>386862375
Google it, smoking can lead to your lungs collapsing, especially if you are are a skinny tall male youth.

>trying to justify a shitty addiction on a chinese picture viewing board
kek

>>386864216
Are you implying I'm going to take you seriously after you interrogated a boogeyman who fails to understand basic needs like freedom and comfort?

Do you think I'm going to read your post?

>>386864123
Because it's highly addictive and quitting it causes devastating withdrawal symptoms, are you retarded?

>>386863359
Good on ya anon, that's awesome. How hard was it to quit?

>>386864373
I could be throwing every logical fallacy in the book at you and I would still be less retarded than a corporate shill who smokes because the jews deluded him into believing it's cool.

>>386864312
>Cigarettes are bad for you
Who'da thunk it

>>386864216
>you just caved to peer pressure and are trying to turn it around.
Noone pressures anyone into smoking cigerettes dude, its not the 1960s
If anything people would get super unconfortable if someone started smoking because of them

>>386863232
>>386863790
>>386864373
STOP USING MY FUCKING NAME ANYTIME

>>386863719
Just enjoyed a nice cig while you were bitching
Stay mad

>>386864567
no

>>386864123
Retards can't just stop being retarded.

>>386864501
>trying to explain the stigma surrounding smoking
>fails to understand the stigma surrounding bad social skills
>replete with irony and shitty attempts to persuade me otherwise

>>386864567
Make me

>>386864158
You literally can though.

>>386864772
Name one prayer that summons a husbando who will fuck my ass.

One.

>>386864523
>Noone pressures anyone into smoking cigerettes dude
Maybe you don't live in the US, but it still happens unless you only hang out with straight-edge kids or dude weed lmaos in high schools. You're also ignoring the massive bombardment of advertisements.
>>386864678
I thought you weren't reading my posts my man? It's okay I know it's hard for you to resist influences since you let big-nosed merchants convince you to suck tar into your lungs.

>>386863576
You're the fedora tipper here, people who think smoking is pleasurable are the minority now.

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When I turned 18 I was feeling edgy and bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked one in my car on my way to hang out with my friends

then my friends sister bitched me out for smelling like smoke and asked if I was smoking and I got so embarrassed I never smoked again

>>386861698
fpbp

I smoke but I would never do it inside my home.

>>386864123
why would i
i usually smoke a pack over 2 or 3 weeks and have no idea how people get addicted to smoking

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>>386861545
But can I put my weed in there?

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>>386864638
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat*
*pours glass of cheap scotch*
*lights cigarette*
*coughs blood*
"P-pssh...nothing like a fine cigarette...s-stay mad kid. W-why do I feel so c-c-cold..?"

>>386864947
Because getting addicted to anything addictive requires you to have an addictive personality, which some people don't have.

>>386863056
>dick sucking men in the airport bathrooms
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>386864947
The irony of non smokers hawking for criticism and being unable to enjoy themselves in any capacity.

>>386864567
why, i'm the real one

>>386864912
you were embarrassed because you got a boner, right?

>legal to smoke in public around kids
>illegal to masturbate in public around kids
And somehow I'm the monster?

>>386865047
I enjoy weed all the time though, without literally killing myself to do it.

>>386865102
There you go again assuming that the evil boogeyman is forcing you to do something so you must retaliate.

>>386865097
Technically in most real states it's not legal to smoke in public in any place where children will linger.

>>386865227
What the fuck are you going on about? The only evil boogeyman that forced anything was the jews forcing cigarettes on you. Please, go ahead and name one reason why you smoke if not for that? I notice you keep insisting it's a boogeyman but you haven't named a valid reason for smoking.

I'm lmaoing at weed addicts saying their drug doesn't kill them ITT. Your drug isn't as bad for you as cigarettes, but yes it does kill you. Inhaling smoke is not healthy, no matter what your smoking. Marijuana also deposits tar into your lungs.

>>386864642
>>386864702
>>386865073
how do i contact a mod on this forum?

sick of these dickheads dragging my good name through the mud

>>386865080
my friends sister isn't hot

>>386865345
>dying is bad
>so I'll smoke weed in the hopes of fighting that evil death boogeyman, knowing that the smoke from cannabis and thc is lethal in extended consumption
>but I'm not being a reactionary just a simple jack

Do you do ANYTHING that you want?

>>386865345
not him, but taste, the whole act of smoking which is relaxing, and smoking being a great conversation starter in pubs or at breaks at work

>>386865560
>conversation starter
"Wow your fingers are so yellow!"
"Thanks! I love that hole in your throat!"

>>386863775
The only reason your body craves it in the first place is because it traps your dopamine. Smoking after doing dopamine inducing things makes them better. That's why it's bliss.

Also, your brain gets used to the excess dopamine and slowly fucks with your reward system making you an useless fuck with no reason to live besides cheap thrills and simple pleasures.

>>386865702
it's okay not to like things timmy, no need to be an autist about it

>>386865560
>taste
Plenty of other things taste better
>the whole act of smoking which is relaxing
Plenty of other things are more relaxing
>smoking being a great conversation starter
Only with other smokers.

>>386864823
You can fill your ass with zen is what I said.

Your desire for an ass fucking is the root of your suffering, Anon.

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>>386862813
>smoker
>run for an hour

>>386864523
To be quite honest I know a guy who actuall started smoking to spite people, I'm the one who taught him to inhale, so he was sorta induced by other people.

>>386865809
Whatever you say, cancerlungs
Must be frustrating for you when you can't even enjoy food because you wrecked your tastbuds

>>386865828
At least you're more sociable than the babies arguing about the boogeyman who will take my lungs away if I enjoy something, in any capacity.

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>tfw smoking makes you smell like shit so you smoke completely naked

does anyone else here smoke outside naked? i have a pretty tall fence out back so I'll just go out there in my underwear

>>386865812
>Plenty of other things taste better
are you suggesting that i should carry a steak in my pocket instead of smoking?
just because there are things that taste better doesn't mean tobbaco doesn't taste good
besides, that's way too broad of a claim
>Plenty of other things are more relaxing
some people find listening to death metal relaxing, some people relax by taking a nap, and some smoke cigarettes
>Only with other smokers.
yeah? and?

>>386864454
Honestly? Not at all. Literally cold turkey, went from smoking half a pack a day to just instantly zero. Like I said, I justified my smoking because it was only myself I was harming and I was okay with that. But I absolutely could not accept my actions harming my child. I may be a piece of shit but not THAT big a piece of shit.

I'm not bragging at all, by the way. I think all of you could easily quit cold turkey if a doctor looked you in the eyes and said "If you don't stop smoking your baby will probably die and it'll be directly your fault". Believe it or not, "not being responsible for killing your child" is an extraordinarily effective motivation.

>>386865702
lel

>>386866000
I would do but I'm embarrassed about everyone seeing my swallow yellow skin and lung surgery scars

Why do smokers always get so pissy and defensive whenever they get called out for making other people breathe in their smoke and shit smell?

>>386861698
>Smoking at all

>>386865947
as i said, i smoke occasionally and at times go weeks without smoking because i don't feel like it
but nice projecting here, brian

>>386863359
what the fuck is pneumothorax? congrats btw

>>386866000
That sounds like a dream, normally i just go on my secluded side patio and smoke wearing just shorts but not even at night would i even think of wearing less than that

>>386861545
Why are the face buttons all rearranged? I don't like it.

>>386866040
Well, as long as you're okay with using inferior methods to achieve inferior results that literally kill you and make everyone else who isn't also using said inferior methods hate you, I guess it's okay. But hey, at least you looked cool in high school just like the Jews said you would!

>>386865097
>always smoke outside
>always maintain 50+ feet distance from non-smokers
>never smoke in the sightline of a child
not all smokers are complete dickheads, but if they do that shit you have an actual case to chew them out, I always do.

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>>386866000
I fucking love going out back and smoking in the buff. We have 6 foot privacy fences that also have vines that tack another foot and a half on top of that I'm still too nervous to go out during the day in the buff though. It's still a 2am thing.

>>386865560
This is probably the thing I understand the least about all smokers. Why are they all so damn enthusiastic about talking about it? Do you not have a single thing more interesting happening in your life than what you're inhaling?

I smoke a pack a day and I'm probably fitter than 95% of you all. Suck my nuts.

>>386863359
I hope the mother wasn't smoking during pregnancy.

>>386866070
>the alternative to smoking is living a healthy life free from discomfort
>having sex and indulging in behavior conducive to smoking is stupid and it's just a cop out to justify harming yourself

How is this acceptable?

>>386866278
You can climb the stairs and only burst into a coughing fit once, I'm pretty impressed bro

Smokers constantly violate the NAP.

>>386866261
DUDE
TOBACCO
LMAO

>>386866235
i didn't smoke in high school, i started when i was 24

>>386866040
>are you suggesting that i should carry a steak in my pocket instead of smoking?
It's called jerky, and who doesn't like jerky?

>>386861545
>smoking
>not vaping indoors
it's like you want lung cancer and an oxygen tank roller by 45

>>386864123

Because people who quit still get cravings every single day for the rest of their lives. The urge never leaves you completely and you will always want a cigarette.

>>386866109
This thread is filled with non smokers donating apologist points into maintaining a healthy lifestyle while simultaneously failing psychologically, socially and intrapersonally

>>386866000
cigarette smoke smelled different when I was younger, not bad or good. I never understood the big deal people had with it.

in my twenties now, still live with my parents and when I enter the living room and get a whiff it's almost appetite spoiling.

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>There are people born after 1980 that still smoke.

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>>386863656
>actually being homosexual

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>>386861545

>>It's not weed.

Why even bother?

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>>386862869
I should pick up smoking.

>>386866261
You catch a lot of flack all the time for smoking. It's kind of nice to chat with someone that doesn't care.

>>386868686

>>386866287
She's never smoked a single cig in her entire life. Tried pot a couple times with our friends but it "hurt her lungs" and she "never felt it" so just kinda dropped it. She was super hardcore during the pregnancy, to her credit. She even gave up cold deli meats for 8 months because of the minuscule chance of listeria. The first meal she asked for after the birth was a Gargantuan sub from Jimmy Johns.

>>386865001
>Implying I touch the devil's water or am unhealthy
Never even so much as the flu. Stay mad.

>>386861545
>putting a cancer stick in this
>not putting a fat joint in this

I smoked from 15 to 25 and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I know its cliche but seriously don't smoke guys

>>386861915
you namefag on an anonymous imageboard
you have never had sex

>>386866261
Probably the same reason why you'd get excited to talk to someone that likes a game you like and no one else does.

>>386866666

>>386863320
Nictotine gives you a mixture of relaxation with awareness.

>>386866790
That's relieving to hear. Hope your child ends up being healthy in spite of the complications.

>>386863297
this isn't the same car though, these pics were proven fake

>>386866892
So why not use a nicotine patch or even a vape

>>386866757
Gee i wonder why, it's almost like you're a nuisance to everyone around you.

>>386863902
I tired running for half a year and hated it the entire time. I should probably start smoking.

>>386865975
I am just telling you that you can enjoy yourself just fine without an external source. Monks are completely blissful when they are just sitting, following their breath, probably more so than you or other people who are dependent on things outside of themselves. All you require is complete awareness of the present.

>Why don't you smoke weed instead of cigarettes?

I can only assume that people that suggest this are retarded or barely smoke weed. Let me break it down for you.

>Live in the Central Valley in California
>Nothing interesting to do that isn't a 2 hour drive away
>All of our parents work because we're all lower to middle class
>None of us have any money because all the jobs are taken up by people fresh out of high school
>Nothing to do when hanging out other than play video games or get stoned
>Playing video games every weekend get old
>Nobody has weed because it's hard to get because everyone wants to smoke, so we just stand around

Enter cigarettes. Cigarettes introduce variety. You have to go somewhere secluded to smoke cigarettes. They don't impair you like weed, so you can smoke pretty much whenever you want. Anyone who is 18 can acquire them for you. And they're extremely easy to share, so only one person has to buy a pack at a time.

>We're all older now
>Life is still shit and boring and we don't have any money
>We all have medical marijuana cards, but we smoke so much weed it's practically a state of being
>California made it so you have to be 21 to buy cigs, but all of our 18 year old friends are 21 now
>We just want to do something, anything, to curb the crushing monotony of existing

We've all quit for months at a time at different intervals. But you come back to it because there's nothing to do and someone always seems to have them.

>>386866261
Because other smokers are the only people who will say anything to them other than "get the fuck away from me" while coughing.

>>386866907
He just turned 2 and he's doing very well. Super healthy and meeting/exceeding all his developmental milestones. Thanks, man.

>>386866843
are you saying I shouldn't begin conversations by asking the person if they played the new Shin Megami Tensei?

>>386866952
Because your quantifying your pleasure you dope.

Do you listen to lifehack on how to enjoy masturbation? You cannot enjoy life if it has a limit or capacity for limitation.

>>386866952
It's the ritual.

>>386866121
Found the low test.

>>386867135
I don't understand.

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>>386863572
>Literal artificial pleasure.

>>386863798
>Some people smoke for 60 years and die peacefully at age 90.
Please, post all these examples of people like that.

>>386867153
Honestly THIS so much. Even after I hated the smell, the taste, and how it made me feel, the mere ACT of smoking had become so ingrained in my daily activities that it felt weird to, say, get in the car without immediately lighting up, or drinking coffee and NOT also smoking. More than anything, the ritual kept me smoking much longer than I should've.

>>386866417
Not him and a bit off point, but I think there's good and bad smoker genetics.

I know that sounds absolutely and utterly absurd but I don't know. I've been a pack a day smoker for the past decade and I've never really had breathing problems. Not even a smokers hack in the morning. Both of my parents were the same way and they both have been smoking since they were sixteen. None of us ever cough unless we are sick. We're also all somewhat healthy. Always cook, plenty of veggies. Dad and myself always were big into backpacking and Mom and my sister always go for little hikes out in the hills with the dogs.

Still, I have a friend that's miles healthier than me and smokes half as much as I do but still has a horrific smokers hack every morning. I just can't really figure out why it's so much worse for him then it's been for us. It's just weird.

Thanks for reading!

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>>386861545
Going to buy one and put beef jerry in it

>>386864439
>Devastating Withdrawal symptoms
Yeah I'm gonna say no, I'm headed to the city after a day without heroin so I know bad withdrawals and quitting cigs ain't shit

I smoke when it's not publicly acceptable to smoke weed
>At work
>Public gathering with family instead of friends
>Around people who don't smoke

>>386867340
Google exists, faggot. I didn't say either case was overly common, but they happen.

>>386865975
We don't care that you're killing yourself. We actually really like it but giving you a hard time about it anyway is where we get OUR pleasure from.

>>386867401
>beef jerry

>smoke a pack every two weeks
>Am apparently going to turn into a yellow skinned gargoyle with asthma because of it
Whatever you tell yourselves to help you feel better.

>>386867335
You cannot live happily if you quantify pleasure.

Do you dream of marriage with some super rich guy who will pay for all your expenses and needs and bake you a thousand cakes and finanance your trip to the Alps? Of course you don't, you want to be happy on your own terms, if it's the money you want you aren't willing to sacrifice your marital capacity for it you retard. You cannot live happily by compromising on what makes you happy.

>>386867407
Devastating compared to no withdrawal symptoms, obviously they're not as bad as hard drugs but they're still a lot worse than just never having used the drug in the first place.

>>386861545
can you eat them afterwards? what flavor is the black one?

>>386867605
Just playing Angel's Advocate here, but if you already smoke so infrequently, why not just stop 100%?

>>386867617
no one is happy

>>386867617
Not him, but how does that apply to cigaretts, vaping and patches?

>>386867401

Oh ho ho ho first Pickle Rick and now Beef Jerry? Well meme'd friendo

*brawwwrp*

>>386867617
you're stupid

>>386867340
My grandfather lived to the ripe age of 91, ran marathons, and survived the hemmorhagic fever.
Smoked nearly a pack a day.
Being a fat, sedentary piece of shit will kill you faster.

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>>386861831
Ah finally a device that let's me fingerbang my girl without my fingers smelling all smoky and then all fishy. Thanks

>>386867737
not him, but sure i could
i could also stop drinking alcohol
and eating a lot of meat
and ordering pizza on saturday evenings

but shit, i want some enjoyment out of life, i'm not an ascetic monk

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>>386867476
>Research my point for me, faggot!

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>>386865420
>Addicted

>>386867737
i'm not the person you replied to but i only smoke very occasionally when i'm drinking and hanging out with smokers and i honestly enjoy cigarettes
i just don't buy them for myself because i don't wanna end up getting addicted

>>386861698
>unironically liking anime

>>386867758
It's the same thing! You're denying thr ends to qualify the means, the antecedent is still the antecedent, death is not knocking on your door for every cigarette you smoke, you're only portraying a sophist's opera by decrying one harmful act and indulging in thousands of others. Do you think trolling on the internet is a generous yeild of intellectual and spiritual commodity?

>>386867168
Doesnt smoking LITERALLY lower your testosterone?

>>386862869
t.low test beta cuck

>>386868063
So does relying on anything that doesn't personally validate you!

How is this thread not stickied!?

>>386868117
See>>386868063

>>386868212
>relying on anything that doesn't personally validate you!
What? Who relies on things that dont validate them?

>>386868060
smoking is bad
mmm'kay?

>>386867741
I am. I've got my own little house, my own little car, my own medium size dumb dog. I'm pretty happy.

I know you're probably thinking BUT A GIRLFRIEND and I don't know. I've never really wanted one. Like having someone RIGHT THERE 24/7 sounds just awful. I just want to be left alone, really.

>>386865975
>>386866397
>>386866795
>>386867135
>>386867617
>>386868060
>>386868212
these posts aren't from me

i'm the real saucy btw

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>>386865001
>getting this mad that people do things that you don't

Whats worse?
Fapping or smoking?

>>386868327
Oh my god this thread is amazing

Who LIVES like that

>>386868530
>getting this mad that a stranger doesn approve of what you do

>>386868525
the fact that you think someone cares baffles me

>>386867605
With the current state of food and polution you may just help a random cancer to form up. If you're a sport dude it may be alright.

>>386868576
Smoking, because there's literally nothing wrong with masturbating.

t. do a lot of both

>>386868579
stop using my fucking name

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>>386867821
>Anecdote
Doesn't prove anything.

>>386868694
you cared enough to respond

congrats dipshit loser

>>386868598
I'm not even the same dude you autist

>>386868735
Join my pirate crew please

>>386861545
Why would they make this when there are like 12 people stupid enough to still smoke in this day and age

>>386868579
No one knows what youre on about you autistic faggot

>>386868767
if it's gonna take some (you)'s to inform you about your retardation, here, have another one

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>Severely harming one self in order to pay for the "enjoyment" of not feeling like shit for a little while at a time.
Smokers truly are the most tryhard edgebabs in existance.

>Still being the good consumer for tobacco companies
Literally only dumb kids smoke and get hooked on it. You know those who think school is lame and are too cool for it.

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>>386868745
>BULLSHIT GIVE ME ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE
>Give anecdotal evidence
>LOL ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE WHAT A FAG

>>386868989
>Severely harming one self in order to pay for the "enjoyment" of not feeling like shit for a little while at a time.
that sounds like playing video games

>>386868063
>>386868234
It does increase test, retard.
www.hormones.gr/8449/article/cigarette-smoking-has-a-positive-and%E2%80%A6.html

>>386868989
What, have you never had cake or anything?

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Just never take the cigarette out of your mouth and then it doesn't get in the way. smoke it like pic related.
That little finger device would also make it a pain to tap the ash off the cigarette.

As a smoker that's some stupid shit. It's going to fuck up the controller, and often you're going to get burnt. Also if you're actually playing you're not going to keep up wth the cigarette and it's going to consume itself without you actually smoking it and it's going to be a waste. Also
>Smoking indoors
Nah man.

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>>386869505
>Getting smoke in your eye

>>386869505
When I do that it gets in my eyes.

>>386866651
probably because the quality of cigarettes and cigarette tobacco goes down with each passing year.

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>>386868058
I don't like anime or smoking.

>>386869630
maybe you should just get good.
Angle the cigarette to the right or left, and it only gets in your eye if you move forward, when playing games one does not normally move forward.

>>386868941
How can you live depending on the reasonings and admonitions of other people knowing that what you enjoy is what you enjoy?

How do you live in constant fear of the original sin? I don't get it!

>>386868989
Man, imagine feeling so shitty all the time that you're willing to destroy your body for a sliver of enjoyment

>>386863320
Tastes good.
But they want you to keep addicted to it, that's the bad part. Kinda like videogames: you use them because your life is a vacuous constant with intermissions and you fill it with little distractions to keep yourself from watching into the infinte that will be forever alien to your existence.

But yeah they taste good. Kremint ones are the shit.

Do girls like guys who smoke?
Need to know

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>>386869314
>That sudden sperg rage.

>>386868989
I hope you dont play video sitting anon. Sedentary living will kill you faster than smoking

>>386863320
if you roll your own cigarettes or find a brand you like the flavor can be pretty enjoyable, and it's something to do.

>>386861983
get a friend who doesnt smoke to come into your house when you arent cooking(and not right after you cooked) and dont have every window open
they will tell you it smells like tobacco

>>386869964
Yes, also chronic masturbators. They're into that shit. It's something primal in their womyn hippotalamus.

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>>386869464
>forcing yourself through packs of cigarettes that you do not like, is the same as finishing a slice of cake that you liked the taste of.
I'm not a burger, so I've never eaten an entire cake for myself, no.

>>386869464
I wish to know this too.

Don't eat the apple guys, I know the snake said the apple is promised everlasting wiscom and knowledge but DO NOT make that same mistake. Trust ME, I-WOULD-KNOW.

>>386868361
This sounds perfect. I prefer things sweet and simple myself with plenty of time for me.

>>386863775
first time you smoke its relaxing and things get a little bit brighter
i smoke occasionally, i keep it spaced out by about 2 months and just smoke tiny cheap cigars like black and milds
its pretty nice as long as you are careful to not get addicted

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Do murricant's have these? Tastes like smoking a beef steak. Delicious

>>386869850
I live enjoying what I enjoy and I dont enjoy doing things that I know are dramatically shortening my life. If someone else wants to kill themselves with ciga i dont care

>>386864123
its hard to quit once you are hooked, its an addiction
i think most smokers want to stop, they just cant

>be dentist
>make the most money pulling teeth on people who smoke and got gum disease from it


thanks for paying for all my videogames, /v/

>>386870460
This. It took me a very long time and many attempts at quitting before I was successful

>>386869964
smoker here.

5 percent like/30 percent have no preference/ 65 do not.

>>386864947
>i usually smoke a pack over 2 or 3 weeks
>no idea how people get addicted to smoking
you get addicted by doing that you super retard

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>>386864116
If she smokes, she pokes. Women who smoke aren't worth your time anyway

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>>386870096
I hope you don't sleep lying down anon. Inactivity will kill you faster than playing football on the highway at night.

>>386869505
i garuntee you its meant for joints or blunts and they just sell it as a tobacco thing so its legal

>>386870530
but i can go weeks without even thinking about smokes

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>>386861698
>smoking

>smoking
>cigarette lit that close to plastic so it just adsorbs all the horrible smells
>if you have a charge cable hooked up it could easily burn that
>smoking in the first fucking place
disgusting smelly nasty fucking habit

>>386864116
>think is what smokecucks actually think

Name a single anime girl who is cute and smokes heavily? You can't. I win.

>you are subhuman if you do this unhealthy activity or habit!
>do this other unhealthy habit instead because i do it so its ok!

>>386868745
Anecdotes are examples, dum-dum. You didn't ask for proof, just an example, so I gave you one that came right to the top of my head. Keep the goalposts in orbit next time.

>>386870395
I couldn't live knowing that futa dick feels amazing in my ass and my government hired s surgeon general to explain to me the risks of anal sex and aids.

I couldnt do it, my government can go to hell if that were the case. I know cigarettes cause addiction and all sorts of problems, but cancer is a disease without a definable solution, that does mean that getting it will kill you. I don't think were all clear on that, if I get complete lung cancer for unrelated reasons I can't explain how upset I would be for, not smoking because some faggot told me not to smoke on the internet.

>>386870631
Yeah probably, I was wondering why they would market a tobacco product to console-playing manchildren who don't smoke.

>>386870593
That may be the worst analogy I've seen this month, but you outed yourself as an outta' shape low-test.

>>386870795
I didnt tell anyone not to smoke. And if someone basis life choices off of posts on 4chan, then thats their own fault, not the fault of the person telling them what to do

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>>386870705
vast majority of sakuya's fan art has her smoking, actually a lot of 2hu's do, I think 2hu players just smoke more in general.

>>386870281
But I actually do like smoking.

>>386871104
Not everyone is an existentialist apparently anon

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>cigarette smokers in this thread
>not smoking the most patrician tobacco

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>>386861545
where can I get one anon? Very cool

>>386863320
It's relaxing and has become a sort of a habit. I mean, I went from 2 packs per day to 2 packs per month, but I can't bring myself to completely stop smoking.

>>386871163
>sakuya
>smoking
>vast majority
Hell fucking no. This is the first pic I actually see with her smoking. You could've not made a fool of yourself if you said Mokou.

>>386870281
This is stupid, because even the best piece of cake I've ever had isn't a fraction as good as my first evening cigarette with a drink of rum.

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>The sheer amount of no-smoking straight edge weenies in this thread

>>386871595

You can tell the amount of underage kids on /v/ by the way they react to smokers.

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>>386870705
Revi

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>>386861698
>>386864913
>>386861545
>not smoking aromatic Cavendish from a pipe
>not wanting a pleasant room note
>not smoking and just using fucking febreeze so now your house smells like cancer anyways
It's like you don't care about your guests

>>386868361
i was with someone for 7 years and felt/feel the same way anon dont worry its not so great.

>>386870654
So then why do you smoke again after those "weeks"?

>>386871663
Yeah you're right, defending such an unhealthy habit is really indicative of immaturity and a lack of worldliness

>>386871889
But anon the jews said that the only people who don't like smokers are straight-edge children so that must be true.

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>>386862869
>care about their health or life
*tips fedora
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>386871889
Enjoy your dementia instead of drowning to death from lung puss
At least we won't forget our friends and family
>>386871947
>Hitler was against smoking so it must be the Jew!
/pol/

>>386871889

Trust me brother, you wouldn't be saying that homosexual lifestyle or eating fast food is unhealthy otherwise you would get criticized for it. It only politically correct to shit on smokers and besides, unlike you, people are old enough to make their own decisions.

>>386862813

I actually smoke a pack a day and run 10k 3 days a week - and you are right, you become so used to it that when you haven't smoked for an hour or two it hits you like a train.

Having said that, I'm curious as to why all the depressed khv-neets that occupy /v/, or 4chan in general, are so concerned with dying early. It's like a very slow, enjoyable suicide. Same goes for heavy drinking. Why live past fifty if you don't find life enjoyable?

>>386872090
Kek, who the fuck doesn't think eating fast food every day is unhealthy, what country do you live in?

>>386872085
No, the only people who push the "smoking is cool and adult" agenda are corporations who are naturally run by jews. It has nothing to do with Hitler.

>>386871595
>>386871663
What's funny is that I'm 22 and graduated college and everyone fucking hated the dumbasses that smoked on campus. People at my work go on smoke breaks all the time and come in smelling like shit and their nails are disgusting.

Just because you surround yourself with the 2% of people who smoke these days, and just because people are too courteous to stay silent about you looking and smelling like shit doesn't mean that people don't see you as a lesser person than them for your selfish habits.
Smoking doesn't compensate for your low state of masculinity and doesn't make you look socially down-to-earth or accepted.

>>386863359
good lad

>>386870929
>being this hurt
you can stop projecting anytime you want to :^)

>>386872090
>you wouldn't be saying that eating fast food is unhealthy otherwise you would get criticized for it

Eating fast food is unhealthy and nobody disagrees with that. Unlike the 95% of smokers who defend their insecurity from their bad habit to the death, most fatties admit they are unhealthy and not being their best.

>>386872268
>What's funny is that I'm 22 and graduated college and everyone fucking hated the dumbasses that smoked on campus

Hate to break this to you bud, but college campuses are filled with 18 year old kids. People 25+ don't give a shit.

>Just because you surround yourself with the 2% of people who smoke these days, and just because people are too courteous to stay silent about you looking and smelling like shit doesn't mean that people don't see you as a lesser person than them for your selfish habits.

The only people I have ever complained about smokers are straight edge faggots. Again, most people don't give a shit.

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>>386863320
It's mostly addictive and habit forming. If I had to list positives, I like getting some fresh air while at it and I have a chance to chat with my neighbors. I still wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

>>386867340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-aged-112-says-secret-7246844
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/07/16/cigarette-smoking-brazilian-man-may-be-worlds-oldest-person-at-126-years-old/
https://www.sott.net/article/282019-The-oldest-people-on-Earth-are-all-smokers

BTFO faggot. I hope you die of anal prolapse from cancer, while jogging

Little tip for your underage fairy self, death is coming, it can come right now, all your petty material posetions, petty aspirations, loved ones, are fruitless, will leave you.
Live life, enjoy, experiment.
Drugs are the best high on this planet, go smoke some meth

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>>386872052
>tfw between redpill and dead inside
>although heavily considering seeking enlightenment

>>386871327
ur a nigger

>>386872520
>Hate to break this to you bud, but college campuses are filled with 18 year old kids. People 25+ don't give a shit.
College campuses are filled with people ages 18-25. Just because you don't see people roll their eyes at you when they walk by or don't hear them cough in an exaggerated manner doesn't mean that they don't give a shit. It's that people are too nice to openly criticize you in public.

>The only people I have ever complained about smokers are straight edge faggots. Again, most people don't give a shit.
Do you think I don't smoke weed or get drunk and bum a cig occasionally? You create this world in your head that nobody cares about your habit and that the only people who do care don't know what they are talking about. Your ad hominem is just a desperate attempt to defend your addiction.

>>386872770
What did I do?

>>386871863
because i enjoy it
i like the taste and the 'ritual' of smoking, but that doesn't mean i'll ever smoke a pack a day
eating a fast food sandwich every now and then won't make you a mcdonalds' junkie either

>>386872524
>habit forming
this, its honestly more of a habit than an addiction. Or maybe I don't smoke enough to be addicted.

>>386872524
>I like getting some fresh air while at it
You do know it's pretty much an oxymoron

>>386872875

>Do you think I don't smoke weed or get drunk and bum a cig occasionally?

Self hating smoker detected

I can't believe people still smoke

>>386872875
>College campuses are filled with people ages 18-25. Just because you don't see people roll their eyes at you when they walk by or don't hear them cough in an exaggerated manner doesn't mean that they don't give a shit. It's that people are too nice to openly criticize you in public.
This
Smokers seem to be under the impression that the only people who dislike them are straight edge faggots and that everyone else is completely accepting of them, when in reality the only ones who will actually criticize them openly about it IRL are straight-edge faggots and everyone else silently judges them negatively for it and wants to get away from them while they're smoking/recently smoked, and are just too polite to say anything about it. You'd think this would be apparent when there are so many legal restrictions on cigarettes in spite of politicians being in bed with big tobacco, but you aren't very smart if you willingly defend your smoking habit anyway.

>>386873118
I can't believe people still idealize non-smoking.

>>386873209
Everyone who isn't a smoker does. Mainly because being near smokers is generally unpleasant.

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>tfw mother smoked while pregnant
>tfw I'm 5'4

Fuck smoking. I wanna be tall, average height sucks

>>386866842
not even him but sex isnt that hard to get nor is it a big deal, and just because you stuck your cock in someone/something it doesn't instantly improve or change your life

>>386872875
>Just because you don't see people roll their eyes at you when they walk by or don't hear them cough in an exaggerated manner doesn't mean that they don't give a shit. It's that people are too nice to openly criticize you in public.
being this narcissistic and retarded.
grown adults do not give a fuck what other people do as long as it does not effect them.
You sould like the type of fag who looks down on the homeless with the "get a job you lazy bum" mentality because you are too self absorbed to see life other peoples perspective.

You should probably kill yourself and never breed, for the betterment of the gene pool

>>386873259
That doesn't make you more informed or authoritative lol

>>386873209
Nobody except smokers like smoking. Its unpleasant to everyone around you and provides no benefit except feeding a addiction.

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>>386873209
>idealize being able to breathe properly

>>386873282
>5'4
>average

>>386861983
Christ, it must smell like a run down tobacco factory in your house.

>>386873459
post the image of peach getting her shithole blown out and I'll agree on the proper breathing debate lol

>Smells like shit
>Tastes like shit
>Expensive as shit
>Gives you cancer

Why would anyone smoke? What made you pick up that first cigarette anon?

I mix my cigarette ashes into all my cooking when I'm making food for other people. Feels good to get back at the assholes who don't let me just live my own life

>>386872875
im 24 and i dont smoke cigs but i dont give a fuck about other people smoking them. youre gonna have your mind blown pretty big soon when you realize the real world and college are inhabited by very different groups of people btw.

>>386873572
Because it's cool and manly.
You'll understand once you're over 14.

>>386873337
>being this narcissistic and retarded.
You're projecting. I consider the people around me and treat my body well
>grown adults do not give a fuck what other people do as long as it does not effect them.
Smoking does affect them you fucking ignorant retard. You smell like shit and second hand smoke is just as dangerous.
>You sould like the type of fag who looks down on the homeless with the "get a job you lazy bum" mentality because you are too self absorbed to see life other peoples perspective.
You are deflecting to a completely different scenario. A lot of homeless people are a result of growing up in poverty and other socioeconomic issues. Being a smoker is just you being retarded and weak.
>You should probably kill yourself and never breed, for the betterment of the gene pool
I'd say the same of you but the throat cancer will probably let you pop out a kid or two for you to taint before you die.

>>386873373
If someone went near you when you were trying to relax and started burning tires and rotten food near you, you'd be fucking annoyed and wish you could get away. It's the same shit with secondhand smoke, only it's such a minor annoyance that most people are polite enough not to tell you to fuck off.

>>386873572
Because jews told them it was cool and manly/sexy.

>>386863232
>not drink
Wise thing to do.
>not masturbate
Its natural so it's fine, in fact proven to be healthy for your prostate.
>jay walking
Don't be a nigger.

>does things because mommy and daddy said not to
Top kek.

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>tfw I don't care either way about smoking but have been false flagging on both sides throughout this entire thread

>>386873680
You probably are a fatass who sits around playing video games, doesn't work out, smokes blunts, and has friends who smoke.

>>386873048
Yeah, but the cool air is nice after playing games with nothing but a shitty fan to cool me down.

>>386863232
>or not jaywalk
It's hard to take smokers seriously when they actively promote walking into traffic.