Why is she so hot /v/?
Don't flying, Gorilla.
>>386840559
She gives the good heals.
>>386840559
Because she's Aryan and not fat.
Next question.
>>386841281
Why is Mercy so perfect?
How about her?
>>386840559
>>386842029
Mercy is for fareeha
>>386842160
Fact
Blizz make it canon it's the only thing I want
>>386842160
>>386842249
I wish this was real.
>>386842534
You mean it isn't?
>hold the fucking phone
>>386842693
Blizzard has to make it "Offical" before im 100% sure.
>>386842828
So far we have Kaplan showing support, and both VAs pushing it as much as they can, matching voicelines for the horizon map, and the keep the skies clear voice line, along with the fact that pharahs name was originally mercy and that they just go so well togther
>>386842828
>Blizzard denying the best ship in the entire game
What is this maddness?
>>386842160
>>386842029
She's mine fuck off.
>>386843029
It's just the autistic head writer so he can push his retarded self insert with his waifu
>>386843176
>implying Pharah isn't a lesbian
>implying she wouldn't fall for this amazing specimen
>>386843421
artist?
>>386842992
>this post
>literally "WE DID IT REDDIT"
Holy shit, calm your tits, you SJWtard. Is racemixing and LGBT couples something like second Christmas to you?
>>386843170
Cute!
>>386843524
Whoever he is he's retarded. Couldn't even get the action in frame.
>>386843468
>there are autistic children actually making these kind of images and unironically believing their opinions are relevant
>>386843468
I don't play overwatch but are you telling me they have created a popular game which slightly panders to sjws then forces them to buy diversity upgrades if they want to feel more Sjw. Sounds like a solid business model.
>>386843559
Pretty sure he just want to see cute lesbians anon
>>386844013
>implying yours is
Face it, the opinion that matters is whether the waifus (and husbandos) sell lootboxes, and whether the gameplay is just tolerable enough to the players.
>>386843468
>>386844039
Can you just let them pander to the SJWs? It's not like the game is any less enjoyable for the rest of us.
>>386844123
Nice deflect, bro.
Where will she fit in?
>>386843468
>Muh conspiracy
>>>/pol/
>>386844192
thanks, I do my best as genji to deflect to help my team too
>>386844291
>implying brainwashed murderer ballerina is redeemable
>>386844480
> Got a bikini skin.
>>386843559
>liking things is SJW and also reddit
Go back to /pol/
this is mercy
say something nice about her
>>386844915
i require healing
>>386842160
>>386842497
>they made Symmetra autistic
>they made Tracer gay
>they made Doomfist black
>they cant make Pharamercy real
I fucking hate Blizzard
>>386844915
She's gorgeous.
>>386840559
Enjoy it while they didn't make her a tranny yet.
>>386844915
>>386844915
I need healing
>>386845008
>they made Doomfist black
Doomfist was never not black.
Nah shes a bitch
Anyone who presents themselves as an angel must have a fucked up complex
>>386845247
Why do you say that? Just curious, is all.
>>386845167
Even the first two were black
>>386845008
They won't do that, because one of the writers self-inserts as Genji and Mercy is his waifu.
Not even joking.
>>386845296
bad experiences
>>386845346
You've had bad experiences with angels?
Mercy = Widow > D.va = Sombra = Pharah = Tracer > Mei > Symmetra
Or so my dick says.
>>386845331
They need to fucking reel in their writers because the comic canon and especially timeline is all over the place
TracerMaker> Pharmercy
>>386843468
>Devs say up front their game is about diversity
>The core theme of the game is about people from all over the world coming together as heroes or villains
>Anon gets mad when they deliver on this premise and makes an autistic imagespam exposing the nefarious secret conspiracy the studio was open about from day one
Holy shit, just don't fucking play Overwatch, if you hate niggers so much, good God.
>>386845524
mercy>phara>d.va>>widowmaker>tracer>>sombra>>>>>>>>>symmetra>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mei goes into the trash
>>386845571
The same autistic writer just happens to in charge of voice direction, and woudnt you know it the "keep the skies clear togther" line for pharah and mercy has been bugged since Halloween last year and won't work anymore. Imagine being so autisticly frsustrated your waifu gets shipped with someone else you have to sabotage it
>>386843468
>only spaniards have black hair
>robots somehow have a race
>"OH NO THEY'VE TURNED AN ASIAN INTO A DIFFERENT ASIAN"
>"OH GOD NO THE JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN, THEY'VE TURNED A MAORI INTO A MAORI"
>>386843468
>literally triggered
faggot
>>386845579
Only if it's proper domination and not cutesy bullshit.
>>386845639
>symmetra>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mei goes into the trash
I'm gonna stop you right there you nigger symmetra is the worst.Not because she's indian, but just because she's got an ugly face.The oasis skin is good however.
Mercy > Literally everyone else
>>386843468
>>386845851
yeah i agree, but still better then dogeater mei
>>386843468
I can't wait until the combination of mcdonalds, no exercise and impotent rage kills you.
Now I can't believe adult people unironically play this disgusting shit. The propaganda aside, it is NOT even a good video game. It is bad.
>>386844039
>slightly panders to SJW
>slightly
LOL
>>386844313
>conspiracy
>Blizzard openly admits everything
LOL
>>386844013
>I have no argument, quick...
>AUTISM
LOL
>>386846362
I hope you project consciously because I'm fit, tall, have game and I never eat McDonald's shit.
You are playing Overwatch. You have no room to talk, you intellectual manlet.
Mercy is undeniably cute as fuck but so is Mei and I just dont know what to do
>>386846565
Thats pretty gay
>>386846565
>literally posting a shirtless mirror selfie on 4chan to prove you aren't fat
>>386846458
>>386843298
>It's just the autistic head writer so he can push his retarded self insert with his waifu
That random black dude with Ana?
>>386845331
But Genji is a fucking shitter that doesn't deserve happiness.
>>386846458
>muh robots are refugees and immigrants
Just program the robots to fuck off
>>386846782
Sorry, sweetie, but 4chan is /pol/ and (and you would know this if you weren't a newfag) it always was /pol/.
>>386846458
You just have shit taste. Sorry.
>>386846953
>Sweetieposting outside /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEgkBetZY-M
>>386846794
Are you talking about Canada dad? He's probably First Nations so that pharahs totem poll skins are justified
>>386846782
Actually Global Rule 3 is >You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
The rules against posting /pol/ are board specific, for /biz/ /his/ /int/ and /news/
>>386846953
>We were always at war with Eurasia!
Revisionist history. What happened is /pol/ used to be a board that was only up during elections to make sure political discussion didn't leak out to other boards, then it became a permanent containment board where political ironic shitposting happened; We all know what happens when ironic shitposting happens, actual retards think they're welcome. So stormfaggots rolled into /pol/ and basically made a fucking nest there and now we have to deal with faggots like you shitting up /v/ threads because you won't stay in your containment zone.
>>386846964
You just sound very underage. There is nothing good about Overwatch unless you're horrible at video games. There are so many equalizers in this game that you hit the skill ceiling after two minutes of playing a character. You can't do anything cool or anything overly complex because of those cooldowns attached to every mundane action you can perform.
>>386847125
>there is nothing good about Overwatch
Well, it has nice colors.
>>386846953
I've been around this site since the days of Raijin Z, Soviet Russia, and other such poopshit.
No, it has not always been /pol/. In fact, all your WAH LIBRULS shit is a fairly recent change.
>>386846953
I've been on 4chan since 2004to my undying shame.10 years ago, we said nigger to be edgy, but we didn't feel personally attacked by the existence of black people. We even prank called a white supremacist web radio show. 4chan was entirely apolitical.
>You can see her soles in her new skin
I-is blizz doing this on purpose?
>>386847295
Yeah they also dit it with mccree
>>386847229
You're clearly a newfag.
>>386847263
>but we didn't feel personally attacked by the existence of black people.
/pol/ doesn't do either. There are actually a lot of black people on /pol/.
What you're doing now is generalizing, pretty much what you accuse those evil /pol/ people of.
>>386847125
>he thinks that webm actually proves any kind of point
>>386842992
>>386842693
>wanting canon ships
Fuck off
>>386847263
>we said nigger to be edgy,
Speak for yourself.
anybody in this thread not taking about mercy can crawl into a hole and die
>>386846953
>people still reply after this kind anon exposed him
>>386847004
I concede, have a (You)
>>386843468
Kill yourself retarded /pol/poster
>>386840559
I want someone to make a mercy version of this where she closes her eyes at the last second.
>>386847527
It demonstrates the cooldown and what "he" is talking about. How does it not prove his point when you see how the Soldier can do 10 times in 5 seconds what Pharah can do once in 20 seconds?
That was the precise point that was made in that post and the webm proves precisely that.
>>386847442
>/pol/ doesn't do either.
/pol/ (and every other board being invaded by them) throws a shitfit whenever they see a protag with brown skin. They complain nonstop about "niggers being shoved down their throat", every instance of seeing a non-white on screen is part of a nefarious Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white man.
>There are actually a lot of black people on /pol/.
Oh, you've got black friends? Great, that suddenly doesn't make your constant whining about white genocide annoying anymore.
>>386847572
What do you want?
I want her to be real but she will never be.
It wouldn't make a difference for me if she was real because I'm me but the world would be a better place
>>386847125
I'm going to assume you don't literally mean two minutes and that it was just hyperbole.
In any case, you would still be wrong. Every characters basic functions and abilities are pretty easy to learn. However, how well you use them, combo them, synergize them with the rest of the teams actions, that's not something you pick up immediately. Some people have been playing since day one, sporting huge levels and all unlockable bullshit, and still don't get those concepts.
Just because rocket jumping isn't very prevalent doesn't mean the game is a low skill ceiling shitter.
You also mentioned the cooldowns of the abilities, which I feel actually make the opposite of what you said happen. When people have to carefully judge their use of longer CD abilities, as well as avoid wasting them on a miss or a fuck up, it's even more impressive when they do something particularly extraordinary with them. If you could spam those abilities, getting something cool right wouldn't be that impressive, because you could just spam it until mission accomplished.
All said, however. it's not a perfect game, and liking TF2 or any other FPS game over OW is fine. But at least use proper arguments against the game. If you think it's super easy, go into a tourney, win, and make a fuck ton of cash to play a shit game.
>>386843298
>they aren't doing my baseless ship because they're doing a different ship entirely based on one giving the other a feather
>>386847572
Mercy is beautiful.
>>386846683
>no SFM of Mercy eating out Mei
This is pain.
>>386847693
What's going in with that right guys nipple? It's too high
>>386840559
mercy is ugly and generic as fuck
dumb blonde
>>386847709
>/pol/ (and every other board being invaded by them) throws a shitfit whenever they see a protag with brown skin. They complain nonstop about "niggers being shoved down their throat", every instance of seeing a non-white on screen is part of a nefarious Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white man.
Sounds like a vlid reason to be upset and you worded it better than I ever could.
Do you actually know black people, though? Because I can tell you the black people I know aren't happy about that afro girl epidemic at all, generic stereotypes designed by pasty white guys for some retarded propaganda.
Pharmercy will never be canon u fucking queers no matter what those attention whore VAs say, Mercy belongs to Genji end of story
>>386847818
Please fucking leave.
>>386847943
>Mercy belongs to Genji
>>386847721
I played this shit game for like 300 hours and easily got to rank 76, mostly playing Genji, Pharah, Reinhardt, Reaper and Soldier back then. It's babby tier and insultingly easy to master.
Also see >>386847693
This is a mere fact. And whatever you said about "synergizing with the team" applies to every other shooter and isn't exclusive to Overwatch. That's almost like bringing up the sniper in Overwatch for how deep the gameplay is when every game has a sniper.
>>386847712
say something nice about mercy or leave
>>386847943
NEVER!
>TFW you will never be able tobe force-feminized byMercy
>>386847624
He's right. Why do you think the (((gaming journalists))) constantly try and hype every little update to a shitty game with no originality?
Fucking faggot
>>386848118
>Rank 76
>Season 1
Fuck you anon you made me remember when Overwatch was actually enjoyable.
I'm happy Blizzard finally came to terms with the fact diversity is a main pillar, comparable with gameplay and level design.
>>386847785
It's what Overwatch does to cucks after some times.
>>386848016
It's a Blizzard game in 2017. Of course they won't pair her up with some other white person, unless it's a woman.
>>386848121
How is "she would make the world a better place" not nice?
Do you want me to write how I would facefuck her until she passes out?
>>386848252
>Uncharted 4
Show how they made every female character unattractive even returning characters like Chloe or Elena
>>386848118
That webm cracks me up every time.
>>386848330
Please have mercy on Mercy
>>386848439
Ok.
>>386848436
Does this really work when there is a sentry in the window or do you get killed?
>>386847943
Gency is only propagated by Chu. It makes no sense for mercy to like a dickless manlet who is literally shorter than her.
Just some gook fantasy because they all want a white girl. Despite white women notoriously disliking asian men
Anons help. Whenever I want to play Mercy everyone else locks 5 dps and expects me to heal while having nothing to take cover behind.
Also how the fuck do I stop dying to Genji ults. It's fucking impossible to escape from.
>>386847943
Go back to r/asianmasculinity
>>386847943
>it's either a gay couple or an interracial couple
Yeah, it's a western studio.
It's like the entire message of the game is "please don't breed if you're white".
>>386848741
The game has a message?
>>386845489
Just because they call themselves angels doesn't make it so. Besides, who has the most to gain from convincing you they're an angel?A succubus.
>>386842029
>>386842160
>>386842249
>>386842497
>>386843170
I can't stop fantasizing about Pharah railing Mercy every day with her huge, caramel futa cock.I want to be Mercy and be railed by Phara's huge, caramel futa cock.
Mercy is so fucking perfect.
I just want to make love to her with my head pressed into her bosom, enveloped by their soft sense of security, all the while she holds me and strokes my head as if I were a child.
>>386848928
Stop this, Pharah is a cute girl, and she's mine.
>>386848824
Apparently, yeah.
>>386849057
A cute girl that's packing an 8" meatstick, yeah.
The obvious destined pairing is withsoldier 76.
>implying blizzard can into subtlety
>>386848741
>It's like the entire message of the game is "please don't breed if you're white".
>>386849109
Seeing what they have done with Widowmaker, it has one message: money will always matter far more than ideologies.
>>386849181
>only exception is the Swede
>of all characters
>>386848741
>It's like the entire message of the game is "please don't breed if you're white".
Dude, Torb has canonically 8 kids.
>>386848741
tobjorn has like 27 fucking kids you asshole
Anyone know how to fix this error code, Blizzard support has been worthless. Error Code: BLZBNTBGS8000000B tried all the tshooting and nothing has worked.
>>386849309
torb's daughter is cute!
>>386849513
meant for
>>386849345
>this thread
>>386840559
because a team of people scientifically designed her to be a fap bait so blizzard can make more money from hormonal teens and NEETs.
>>386848741
Videogames are incapable of having any message because they are all written by glorified MLP fanfiction authors.
There's nothing to learn from videogame plots or lore aside from pointless pretentious shovel.
>>386849723
based Tyler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk68dCUQjzE
>>386843468
>>386849513
34 of Torb's 34 daughters when
>>386843468
Someone actually felt like they had to make this
>>386849345
Goddamn, I want me a wife who'll give me that many children too.
>>386848928
But anon, Mercy totally wears the pants in that relationship.
>TFW Mercy is good and you wish you could_be_her
>implying she didn't raise Pharah to be the next cumdumpster of Overwatch
Mercy x Pharah makes no sense
Mercy x genji is actually plausible
>Mercy nursed genji back to health and rebuilt him
>fareea was just ana's daughter to mercy and aside from watching over her while fareea a few times i see no implied relationship between the two aside from "hey i knew your mom" and "we both fly aint that neat"
>Genji LITERALLY offers mercy chocalates on valentines day as one of there few Valentines day voice lines
>does pharah have any valentines days lines with mercy. no, or as mercy herself would say, Nien.
>Mercy and genji had matching summer games skins last year
im ok with gayships as long as they make sense
i could do the same thing with WidowTracer
>>386848118
>rank 76
That supposed to be impressive?
>>386850557
Dumb trannyposter
Do you think Mercy pulled a revengeance and saved Genji's frank and beans?
>>386850697
>OWcucks having logic
>>386850697
Thats just backstory and an excuse to have a cyborg ninja in the game. She performed the surgery, she didn't build him. Cybernetists did.
Their countries have the same color scheme. Nearly all of Mercy and Pharah base skins go to together, and we'll as some of the event legendaries.
>>386850697
>>386851438
>yfw it becomes canon because tumblr would explode if either were confirmed straight
Same shit as them being unable to show Mei not being fat
>>386851380
The guy is a half torso, an arm, and head. So I guess not. Also seems to be missing his lower jaw. Hanzo fucked him up good
find a flaw
>>386850372
This.
She just makes Pharah think that she's in charge
>>386851745
>Nearly all of Mercy and Pharah base skins go to together, and we'll as some of the event legendaries.
Which skins?
>>386850961
>not tranny
>overwatch
sure mate
>>386852041
What's is Widow disgusted at?
>>386850697
>>386851438
>>386851853
At this point it seems neither are going to be confirmed. It's been too long for Gency and Pharmercy really didn't have lore for it, just cosmetic hints.
I think Chu wanted Gency but Jeff probably stopped him seeing all the blow back from Pharmercy and mercymaker fans aswell as the VA's clearly wanting Pharmercy.
>>386849513
>not blonde even though both parents are
Torb confirmed for cuck
>>386852443
Unless I missed something I never got the impression Bridgette was suppose to be his daughter. More likely apprentice
>>386852170
its kinda funny that one has more ingame lore hints and the other is more just gameplay synergy
>>386852016
The normal blue tier all match except the emerald green. And blue mercy skin is just a tad bit darker if I remember right.
But the mercy skin goes perfectly with pharah's Bedouin skin. However, I will say Mercy's swiss skin and Genji's map skin go together for obvious reasons, as well as mercy's cobalt and Genji's dark blue one.
>>386840559
We all know Genji is with Mercy. Get that rice cooker away from Pharah
>>386852170
>VA's clearly wanting Pharmercy.
Who the fuck cares? If they're not part of the dev team, they have no say whatsoever.
They're voice actors.
Jodie Foster didn't like how her character Starling from Silence of the Lamb became addicted to Hannibal's cock but it didn't stop Harris from doing it.
>>386852874
I think it's the gameplay synergy plus their interactions. Pharah's line "we'll keep the skies clear...together" really set it off.
Though again, I think they'll just keep throwing hints for ships (like mercy and pharah having queen cards of the same color, but Genji being in Mercy's deck) to keep fans happy and more importantly spending money. That's the smart business move.
>>386850697
>>Genji LITERALLY offers mercy chocalates on valentines day as one of there few Valentines day voice lines
If it isn't white chocolate, it means nothing.
>>386853051
Pharah best and purest.
>people on this website actually ship video game characters together
I want tumblr to leave.
>>386853130
lol calm down cuck. it's just a game.
>>386853130
Nigga it's 2017, and while for most part I wish you were right, you know damn well blizzard would cave to something like two women + majority of the community asking for a gay ship.
That kind of thing has influence, more so when you're dealing with a game with little to no story and most character details are superfluous
>>386852340
nothing wrong with being gay, folks, they're just like you and me
>>386853260
It wouldn't be so bad but people want their ships to be officially canon.
I mean people have shit taste. They even ship Roadhog and Junkrat ruinining the purest form of love, bromance.
>>386853472
No, making a ship canon would alienate the other shippers.
It would be stupid even from a business standpoint
>>386842160
>>386842029
Pharah is the property of mercy
>>386846565
What a fucking retard
>>386853672
So was not hiring Crews and making Tracer lesbian. Blizzard doesn't give a fuck. Controversy probably attracts people.
everyone in this thread are faggots
>>386840559
stop fapping to overwatch characters
>>386853672
I think I missed my own point. The influence to not make Gency canon. I don't think they'll ever confirm Pharmercy either
For>>386853614 reasons
If you were a business, and had the option to keep all fans happy and spending money, surely you'd take that over a choice that would earn bad pr (from the lgbt zealots) and hurt lootbox sales.
>>386843468
It's funny how angry the truth makes people.
>>386854313
But that picture is just pait to fish for (You)s
>>386854092
The Crews thing was a major fuck up. But Tracer being lesbian was a good pr move for Blizzard. They got showered in praise for making the mascot gay. That's why they did it, they knew what would happen
>>386854092
Not hiring Crews was smart in order to, for once, not pander to redditors.
>>386853614
>They even ship Roadhog and Junkrat ruinining the purest form of love, bromance.
Women don't understand the types of bonds men have with each other, that's why you always see 15 year old girls shipping 2 male friends together. Girls projecting their bisexual tendencies also plays a part.
>>386852110
Somebody on the internet claiming that any of the Overwatch girls aren't trans
>>386854908
Widow has a feminine, 40 inch futa cock.
>>386855132
it's just a fact
>>386842160
Fucking cute lesbians
If mercy uses her tech to stay youthful, does herhymenregenerate?
>>386855132
>>386855651
dumb tranny faggots mad that they want to deny their homosexuality
how does it feel to be a marginalized group of nobodies, so small and insignificant all you can do is shitpost on a norwegian fishing enthusiast bulletin board?
>>386857415
As long as I keep getting Widow futa porn, it's all fine.
>>386857415
you can be a girl too if you want anon
>>386858615
absolute state of polniggers
>>386849723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EoT4Isp-nU&feature=youtu.be&t=45s
tyler shouting out sam hyde
Why is there not a blacked picture of mercy next to doomfists crotch yet
I like mercy/genji better
>>386860313
Does she have nice feet?
>There are people who think PharahxMercy is better than the true best pairing
Almost as bad as MeixZarya shitters
>>386860450
who the fuck drew that face
I WANT TO FUCK MERCYMAINSSO HARD
>>386860554
They are probably really smooth since she flys more than walks.
am i a faggot if i get overwatch for ps4 instead of console?
>>386860706
Yes. How the fuck can you aim without a mouse?
>>386855132
it's called a baguette, get your facts straight
>>386860450
Lmao thank you