>Not Recommended >1529 hours on record

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>Recommended
>10 paragraph review
>1.5 hours on record

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I mean, I probably could have done something better with this time

but everyone knows I wouldnt

>>386829125
Would you play current era WoW?

>>386829186
Like working.

Imagine how much money you would of made.

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>review has tables and charts and shit HTML coded into it

>>386829186
i don't believe that even less than half of that is idling

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>>386829310
Yeah you'd be wrong

You don't even get in the top 100 players of most games played if you don't play over 10k matches

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/played

>>386829278
I mean, the point of working is to be able to have money to exchange in the time=money arrangement of society to buy time to do what you actually want to do (which 99.9999% of the time is not work)

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>Top review
>"huh lets take a look"
>10/10 WOULD X AGAIN

>Enjoy game
>Realize that it is a bad game
>Enjoy it despite the massive flaws
>Don't think other people would be able to
>Do not recommend it, even while ramping up dozens of hours every week

For me, it's warframe

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>>386829186
If you spent that time earning at a $10 an hour job, you would have earned $125,120. If you spent that time studying or learning a skill, you could now be a master in it.

Instead you played a game that isn't even that good because you're a pathetic waste of energy, air and food who will contribute nothing to humanity.

Literally kill yourself for the betterment of the human species.

>>386829186
>1.5 years of your life lost to dota
They say it takes 10,000 hours to become a master at something, do you feel like a master of Dota 2?

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>>386829186
That's almost 1,5 years.

>have met addiction for years
>don't recommend it

*sips tea*

>>386829125
>game is good
>becomes shitty
>change review to negative
it's not hard to understand

>>386829125
Shitty updates.
Self-aware addicted player realizing the game is skinner box bullshit.

Take your pick.

>>386829583
>10,000 hours
urban myth, like the 10% of your brain thing

>>386829125
If he's played it for that long I think he knows what he's talking about

>>386829186
How do you feel about the announcement of Artifact?

>>386829408
how the fuck can you spend literally 2 years in such a shit game

>>386829749
I'm not saying I believe it, I'm just asking if he knows every in and out of the game. You can't do something for a year and a half and still be bad at it.

>>386829583
I mean I'm in the top 1% of players, if that fits your definition

>>386829787
Indifferent, I'll just not play it, just like every Money: The Wasting clone?

>>386829575
kys wagecuck

>>386829626
There was an anon who has about 5 years of playtime in dota 2. He was playing it everyday since the game was in beta

>>386829876
So do you still play as much as you did when you started? And how did you get so far into it?

>>386829845
>You can't do something for a year and a half and still be bad at it.
No, you just discover an unknown disability with hand eye co-ordination, a several lack of white matter compared to grey, or any number of other wacky things that happens during gene expression as you grow
We're talents of few and foes of many anon

>>386829942
I mean Steam only counts Dota 2 time, Dota came out 5 years before it was on steam. Some pros have been playing the same game for over 10 years

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>>386829538
I like it because of its lore.

>>386829125
People can respect the flaws a game they like has.

>>386829845

>you can't do something for a year and a half and still be bad at it

>>386829845

I don't know about that. Especially with videogames. I know people who are just eternally bad at them and it confuses the fuck out of me.

>>386829972
I still play like dozens of matches a week.

It's fun because no game is ever the same, but the general flow of the game is consistent. There's always thousands of minor and major decisions per game and you have the opportunity to really outplay and outskill people, no matter what hero you play. I like to play support, it's fun to win the game for your team in the first 10 minutes.

>>386829125
You're implying that devs can't take a promising game and turn it into shit over the course of a few years.

>>386829125
It's a warning anon.
Don't fall down the rabbit hole.

>>386830085
I guess you've got a point.
>>386830110
Whatever makes you happy. Different strokes for different folks.

>>386830057
if they like it despite the flaws why the fuck would they not recommend it

7000 hours in and they fucked over dota with 7.0

>>386829125
I've got 131 hours in Beyond Earth but I wouldn't recommend it to people because it's not good. I play it because I've got autism and it scratches a particular itch. Someone might spend all their time putting jellyfish on their dick but not recommend it because they know that the general population won't appreciate the fineries of jellyfish fucking.

>>386830260
>jellyfish sex metaphor

>>386830415
Had I been thinking I would have gone with "fucking a McChicken" and posted a link to that video. I'll try harder next time.

>>386830258
Because they understand that the reasons they like it may not exactly be common things people like.

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>>386829125
>2 hours negative review
>hurr durr you didn't even get past the tutorial
>30+ hours negative review
>if you don't like why did you played that much

>play something
>enjoying it
>dev ruins it

I mean, I have a friend that smokes a lot but he wouldn't recommend anyone else go out and start smoking.

>>386830887
>food analogies

>>386829575
Assumptions: The Post

>>386831029
no

>>386830906
There's nothing wrong with it.

The hourss are in many cases just inflated ammount of times because it only counts the game as running

I could open Steam Achievement manager for one game 24/7 and i would generate countless hours in one year

>>386831675
Yeah, if your blood type is "crisco".

>>386829186
Fuck me. I thought my 1600 hours was bad. Do you not play any other vidya at all?

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>>386831746
Blood types are 00, A+, B+, ect. That's shit analogy, because it sounds nothing like a blood type. It's like comparing apples to oranges.

Food analogies make sense because we all eat the same food and can understand what is being said.

>>386829125
There's a lot of games I love but wouldn't recommend them because most people are brain dead retarded and wouldn't appreciate them the same way I do.

>>386831871
>it sounds nothing like a blood type
It's not meant to, it's an old "you momma so fat" joke you retard.

>>386831741
filtered

>>386831861
I play street fighter and CSGO sometimes, and like occasionally single player games. Like I played new DOOM that was really good. Also I like action games like DMC and bayonetta. So yeah I guess I do.

>>386831741
>i would generate countless hours in one year
you are really fucking stupid even for a tripfag

>>386831946
It's just shit. A better version would be "Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her."

>>386832091
>here's a better version
>doesn't even make a fat joke
Fatboy detected. What's the matter Shamu, can't handle the heat? Is it because you smell of bacon anytime you get a sunburn?

>>386832286
>Is it because you smell of bacon anytime you get a sunburn?

Now you are beginning to understand the virtue of food analogies.

>>386831741
year only has like 500 hours mane, you need at least 3 years for countless hours

>>386829680
Did you consider that maybe op wasn't referring to a game like that?

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>>386829125
>Highest rated review
>Most hours
>It's an inferior version of the game

How?

>>386833021
>tfw you're one of the few people who genuinely enjoyed UT3
I agree that the vehicles weren't necessary though.

>>386832590
but thats still countable