>co-workers starts talking about vidya

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itt: madeup bullshit that didnt happen
there i saved you 343 replies and 50 images

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\>op starts talking about co-workers

All they talk about is Overwatch and Destiny

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>>386825092
An actual video game thread died so this could be made.

>>386825092
its usually only about very main stream stuff tho. Like LoL and Hearthstone
I was surprised no one even heard of Smash Bros in a room full of adults that all have gaming PCs

>>386825225
>he likes talking about videogames
cuck

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>Hey anon what games do you play?

>>386825148
I don't know anon, it depends on your work environment. A coworker of mine started talking about anime a few weeks back. Some people are just pretty open about what they like.

>got two chad colleagues in their 30s and 40s
>dude anon stop playing video games lmao
>need to get some pussy lol
>we start talking vidya anyway
>find out they both used to play hitman and splinter cell back in the day
>why don't you guys play anymore?
>we got a life lol
No need to be hurtful, guys.

>>386825330
t. virgin sit

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>TFW you are 25 and have somehow managed to never work a day in your life

>>386825092
>>386825148
This happens to me all the time at work. Its not that I hate vidya, I just don't want to talk to you about it 24/7 Jared

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>>386825092
>co-worker mentions vidya
>find out he's a normie pleb who plays league of legends
>end conversation

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>Man we should play GTA Online together, anon
>"Meh"
>What games do you play anon?
>"Splatoon 2 and Nioh"
>"By the way, co-worker-san, do you prefer ketchup or mayonnaise?"
>Ketchup, why?
>"ur a faget"

>>386825092
I actually work with a guy who streams and does gaming podcasts regularly so we always chat.
It's neat.

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>>386825610
>One of the guys I got along with the most played League of Legends
>This dude could probably beat my ass but I still shat on him 24/7 for it.
Feels good.

>>386825148
>tfw my 40-something coworker starts talking about playing Elite: Dangerous with his
>he has a wife and two kids

What jobs does /v/ have?

>>386825734
Security Guard.
>Left alone in isolated locations
>Have to walk once an hour to pump blood
>Can watch tv, play handhelds or read
>Comfy as fuck

>>386825734
Energy engineer in local town hall. Pretty good gig, only five minutes from home.

>i talk vidya to my coworker
>big Monnster Hunter fan
>talk about MH world
>he doesn't want to talk about it
The more he struggles the harder my dick becomes

>>386825734
Half-time programmer while studying
i get 1750€ a month for a 20 hour week

leaves me with tons of money but no time to play

>>386825734
Teacher. I spent my summer doing a whole lot of nothing, just like when I was a student.

>>386825734
Fucking McDonald's, though I've not shown for two weeks now, so I'm hoping they fire me because fuck this shit.

>>386825834
>Energy engineer

What kind of energy? Are you sure you aren't just an electrician?

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Who /enrolled in college at a late age/ here?

>>386825579
I was 25 when I got my first job other than doing chores and odd jobs. It was only a seasonal job too that lasted for 4 months. I didn't get a real job until I was 31.

Of course I was in university and didn't really want to work while I was in school, but for a few years after high school I was full NEET.

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>>386825734
>>386825810
>>386825834
>>386825954
>>386825862
>>386825932
>>386825943
>>386825579
>>386825984
Is it even possible to turn your life around past the age of 23?

>asian
>college drop out
>kissless, handholdless, contactless virgin
>no job experience
>no friends
>masturbate to cuckold, raceplay, wmaf porn everyday
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies
>brainlet who can barely stay focused on reading for more than 10-15 minutes
>spend at least 8-10 hours a day on 4chan, minimum
>don't enjoy video games anymore
>haven't held a conversation with anyone in the past 5 years that lasted more than 30 seconds

tired of living such a pathetic "life". how can i fix myself?

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>Professor talks about his WoW characters

>>386825974
If I ever go to college, I'll probably be in my late 20's or early 30's before it happens, honestly. It's easy enough to eke out a living and then some these days with no education, but what I'd actually like to do requires certification of some sort at the very least. So I guess I'll go for it if I ever get tired of living the easy life.

>>386825954
I work with energy optimization of buildings and technical installations, making sure they use less energy while keeping the same or better performance.
Renewable energy sources, LED lighting and such.

>>386825330
I don't know a single guy who doesn't play video games, besides my stoner, jobless friend.

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I made small talk once about a bunch of normie pop games with a new co-worker while traveling for work. He mentioned bringing a console on the road with him, and asked if I ever brought one with me to fill the downtime in the middle of nowhere.

Said all I had was a N3DS back at the hotel, which I got for cheap but not much on it. He kept pressing me on it though, and I let slip that about modding it for free games.

He then stared at me in dead silence for a moment, and said, "Now I know you're letting on less than you lead on."

We then talked Etrian Odyssey and other fun nerd stuff for the rest of the lonely shift, and it was fun.

>>386825810
Anything interesting happen?

>>386826079
One simple and easy way. A gun.

>>386826079
Join

The

Navy

>>386826079
Joining the army for starters.
If that doesn't work commit sudoku.

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>>386826079
It's never too late anon, but beggars can't be choosers. You're gonna have to suffer through some shit for a bit before actually getting anywhere even remotely comfortable again. That's just how life is. But the longer you put it off, the older you'll be, and the harder it'll be to put up with it. Everyone's got a chance no matter how old. You just have to be persistent.

Take some of the time you spend here and apply yourself to other pursuits instead. Do right by you. Don't sit around and just accept your lot in life like you've got no control. Carpe diem, anon. Carpe diem.

>>386826250
>>386826237
I was already conscripted for 3 years

>>386826250
Also stop fapping to NTR shit. That stuff makes people into losers.

>>386825734
Broadcast operator for disney...
Yes i make sure all little boys and girls can watch disney.
Pays good tho 2650 euros for 36 hours.

>>386825974
I'm thinking of going back. I was not ready to go to college at 18. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Still don't know what to do at 25.

>>386826306
So what's the problem? Enroll into an officers school (they fucking pay you for it) and become an officer as part of a 5 year program. Join the police force when you get out.

>>386826365
How doeven get into that kind of gig? DO you just roll up at a studio and ask for work?

>be a wageslave
>realized how fucked the planet is
>just want to go to mars
When I turn 50 I'm going to sell all my belongings and buy/volunteer for a mars colony.
Shit better be up and running by then.

>>386826403
I have a poor service grade
Officers need degrees

>>386826368
I know that feel. What I really want to do is stay at home and play vidya/mastabate all day. But there's no job where you do that so I'm kind of fucked. I just wish I was rich and could earn money from literally just having so much money that the interest rates become a viable income source.

>>386826450
No not realy started working on customer support.
Hear about a new function.
Go to the manager say i have IT and Cisco and php skills.
Manager is a old guy who knows noting about IT he just says well you sound like somebody who knows computers.
Get the function dont know shit about broadcast IT but still manage to get the hang of it.
10/10 most easy job ever just watch disney all day.

>>386826464
Well then just skip it and become a cop. If the lard asses can get in, so can you. You get a pension when you retire and shits all good. You said you're asian, so that means you get to shoot redguards without being called a racist, too.

>>386826304
Not that anon, but what for. I mean literally, i can't grasp the concept behind motivation/inspiration or whatever you might call it. I aint got no Mojo, bro, i don't understand what thrives people and what should thrive me. Why should i bother? For sex? Money? Whatever i desire?

Why do people desire and how does one desire?

>>386825092
good chance to listen instead of talk

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>NEET
>launch video game
>play for 17 minutes
>alt+f4 out
>get a job
>rather be at home doing nothing instead
>quit job
>rather be doing something rather than nothing at home since i can't enjoy video games or books or exercising

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>>386826450
Pic related Disney broadcast HQ.

>>386825734
Phone based costumer service for a call center.

It's better than nothing.

>>386826812
what country?

>>386826812
p dope desu

>>386825734
VLSI design intern.

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>>386826161
>Stoner, jobless friend
How the fuck does he not play?!

>>386826812
>forced to watch disney all day
yeah no thank you

>>386826463
We all want to re-enact Armored Core 2, Anon.

>>386826882
In europe.

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>>386825734
me on the right

>>386825734
I work in technical support for AppleCare. It's pretty lame, but I work at home. So I guess it has its merits?

>qt asks you out on a date and sucks your dick for free
oh wait

>>386826980
I knew that after you mentioned the currency, anon
I guess you dont wanna specify then

>>386826957
Only making sure its running i have a tv next to me where i can watch anyting.
And also a laptop where i can play some games on.

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>>386825092
>Co worker starts talking about Pokemon
>"My favorite Pokemon is Sylveon"
>mfw

>>386826980
Aw man. Sorry about that.

>>386826980
It has to to with company secrets and stuff like that.

>>386826829
Depends on the branch, it can be pretty fun and of course if the people you work with aren't assholes/your age/mindset etc.
I actually think if the people you work with you are comfy around, every work will be nice. Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtsfyrEF_c

>>386825092
>co-workers asks you out for a date

tell her that you're a vegan and you hate roast beef

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>>386827108
>co-worker asks what pokemon you want to fuck

>>386825734
professional NEET.

i belong in KELA guild.

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>>386825092
>coworkers start talking

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>>386826882
>>386827074
>>386827145
I don't know if you guys just play retarded and if you'd actually wanted to know you'd look for hints in the picture if he already posted.

guess it's summer after all...

>>386825734
Cow inseminator

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>Same sex coworker asks you out

>>386825734

Admin specialist for Federal land management agency. Pay is great and get to go to forests all the time. Many co-workers play PC games, many bros to work with.

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>>386827448
>same sex coworker asks you out

>one or two weeks back
>office is empty because of summer vacation
>girl from other department passes by
>sits in my room and starts talking
>try and ignore her as i just want to get my work done
>after a pause she mentions how horny she is
>then go to wc and get it out of your system
>looks at me with a confused expression
At least she finally got up and left.

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>>386827495
Nopenopenope. Cash me out of this hand.

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>>386825092
>>co-workers starts talking about they're waifu

>>386827593
Just say no faggot.

Everything's just about CoD and Fifa with them. They're beaners so I guess that's why

>>386827549
> Things that never happened.

>>386827661
Your coworkers talk about how they are your waifu?

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>boss calls you into her office
>fuckfuckfuck
>I'm sorry anon but we can't pay you for this month
>u wot m8
>but I'm sure we can come to some agreement~
>gets down on her knees

>>386828028
?

>>386825324
Just like fifa and cod ;D

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>>386825734
Roadie. I do stage lighting for music tours. Also do stage lighting for corporate conferences and whatnot when I'm not on a tour. I don't do e3 but that would be an example of the kind of corporate shows I do. Most of them are not that huge either.

Pic related is part of the last tour I was on, at Sasquatch fest about 2 months ago.

>>386828028
>Sue for sexual harassment
>Get tons of money

>Wake up
>Get fired for sleeping at work

>>386827549
>>386828028
> Things that never happened. (1)

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>>386825734
Wages Clerk
I go to work, start to browse 4Chan for 6-7hours a day, work 1 hour and get 3000€ a month for this.

Somehow my boss loves me and only speaks highly of me

>coworkers bring up vidya and anime
>its the basics

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>talking to a qt grill
>she seems to be into me
>she starts to talk about her favorite games
>mfw concentrating all my willpower to suppress the urge to make fun of her taste

>>386828639
It does happen, but usually the boss is a man.

Also he has a moustache.

>>386828709
I also tricked my boss to buy me a gaming pc so i can play hearthstone @work

>>386825734
???

>>386828761
Don't do that. A man who is nice to every woman is like a woman who opens her legs to every man.

>>386828818
> gaming pc
> hearthstone

>>386828818
>gaming pc
>for a game that can run on your phone

dude

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>>386825092
>co-workers talk about Skyrim.

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>>386825974
>mfw starting adult high school this month

I need to get my high school diploma so that I can get to university and/or just to get on with my life. I went to vocational school instead of high school back in the days, and then a little while to engineering college, but then I dropped out. Now I'm going to get a real high school education after years of NEETing. Sure, I could just do the end test and get the diploma straight away, but I think it would be better if I just went to the classes and try to learn something so that I can actually make it in the university.

>>386825225
>An actual video game thread died so this could be made.
You're on /v/, anon. There's a 9/10 chance the thread that died wasn't videogames.

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>tfw work in loud factory
>banterous old man comes up to me while i'm working and says something inaudible with a chuckle afterwards
>think he is making a joke
>"haha yeah..."
>he actually asked where the boss man is

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>mfw have another 50 years of work ahead of me before retirement
Really hope it's only something like 20 before AI and robots comes around to replace us all.

>>386828761
You know, you can make fun of her all you want anon girls really dig that, but remember to never cross the line from loveable douchebag to annoying asshole.

>>386826812
>>386827076
So your job is just making sure everything is running smoothly or do you actually have to input stuff into the schedule?
Seems nice.

>>386825734
Student, and hopefully History Teacher in less than 2 years

>>386828941
Just remember to actually study and do your homework.

>>386829005
You can't show yourself at that place again.

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>favorite games are /vr/ games
>playing them because I genuinely enjoy them, not because they're retro games
>people think I'm just pretending/being a hipster

I just don't like handholding in my games. Master of Orion, Ultima, Duke Nukem, Doom, X-COM, etc. that's the good stuff.

>>386829114
>History Teacher

Grrrrr.

>>386829107
I do have to link playlist's but its like 1 mouse click a day and then its back to "watching if it goes right"

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>>386825734
Retail. At a normie clothing store, I get to stare at teens in a lecherous manner all day though.

>>386829118
I'm sure my school career will be much better now that I'm older, wiser, and have ADD medication. I'm kinda glad that I'm starting high school now that I actually know better. I'm sure if I went to high school when I was a kid I would had just fucked around all day and not do any studying.

>>386827017
Same here anon, but I'm in one of the call centers. Sounds comfy working from home

>>386825734
I do phone surveys... Is as boring as it sounds.

>>386829184
Fuck, that sounds great. I've spent the last week exhausted from having to run around to meet with clients and their retarded demands.

>>386829268
That's good. Even the most naturally talented person is useless without the shaping touch of drills and studies.

>25 year old perma virgin
>got a good education and job
>too introvert to get a gf
>too jewish to pay a prostitute
How do you find a fuck buddy?

>>386825810
>Security guard
>10-hour night shifts in an office buildings
>completely alone, only have to walk around twice during the night, takes 3 minutes
>spend the rest of the time on my laptop, watching movies and playing games

literally 100 euros a night for faffing about, the only problem is that there's no going forward so I'm quitting for university

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>>386825092
>co-worker make an 'arrow to the knee' joke to another co-worker.
>In 2017
>They both laugh.

>>386829286
Have you been pranked with people actively wasting your time for a joke because they feel you're wasting their time?

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>work as software developer
>all guys are nerds
>BUT they are mainly nerds for Star Wars and talk about Diablo 3 and MMOs only
>Nobody knows the games I play

Monkey Paw in full effect.

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>coworker starts sucking your dick

>>386828413
How did you get into this my dude?

>>386827017
Are you indian?

>>386829356
How does one even get this job? I've had some moments where something like this would really help but I never know who I have to talk to to make it happen.

>>386825734
Working... ha ha ha ha ha
30 year old unemployed, fuck Spain

>>386829389
>Have you been pranked with people actively wasting your time for a joke because they feel you're wasting their time?

A couple of times,yes.
But most of the surveys i do are related to customer service so most people don't have a problem with that.

>>386829678
Are you a wizard at least?

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>>386829382
>Co-worker says a meme to a co-worker
>They laugh
>Same co-worker repeats the meme a few minutes later to the same co-worker
>They laugh

>>386829348
you dont

>>386825954
Electricians make good money since nobody goes to trade school anymore

>>386829678
Pay debits.

>>386829678
At least you are not greek.

>>386829338
It is great its even more great i get paid 200% on weekends and night shifts

>>386828709
>Somehow my boss loves me and only speaks highly of me
I know that feel

I basically came in from the street, asked for a job and two weeks later I was working full time.
Another two months and I was his "right hand man" just because I know basic grammar and showed up 30 minutes early every day.

>>386829720
I'm sorry anon but my magic was lost long ago.
>>386829761
Tell that to this >>386829746 guy, who thinks that my name is Kostas

>>386825734
Millionaire neet
well not anymore since I barely have any money left
;__;

>>386826079
Sign up for the military or get a trade become an electrician or study elevator repair it only takes 2 years to be certified and the studying isn't as intense as college

>>386829678
Long live Franco.

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>>386829792
Honestly jealous right now.

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>it's a woman meets her girlfriends and they all scream and screech day

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>>386829873
Stop buying cosmetics for your waifu games.

>>386826306
Are you Korean by any chance?

>>386826080
go away dan

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>co-worker says he's playing Forza on his PlayStation

>>386829914
Job market actually existed, housing was cheap, taxes were lesser, women were less slutty and feminism was a joke, there were no inmigrant People without trades emigrated outside, thievery and assault was fought by the law, Spain had sovereignity and industry was owned by local families instead of international funds located in tax havens...
I've come to think that Spain was much better under Franco that under Germany. The EU was the worse deal that could have ever gotten.

>>386830026
Fun fact they are still looking for more people.

Are there any cults that buy male virginity? Need easy money.

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>everybody at work just plays free-to-play mobas

What the fuck is it about those games that traps people so that they never play anything else?

>>386825175
Spiders are shit

>>386829873
id love to hear more about your story
how did you become millionaire? rich family, lottery, hard work?

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>>386825092
>Do trivia at work with my co-workers and supervisor ever so often for fun.
>Once, get the question "Who sung the 1978 song 'For You'?"
>Mind immediately goes to baneposting, and of an that image someone made of a list of songs named 'For You'.
>Answer Prince before any of the possible answers are read out and get it right.
>Later on my supervisor asks how I knew the answer.
>Have to explain the plane scene and baneposting to my supervisor.
>Realize half way through I should have just bullshitted and said I'd heard the song before.

>>386825734
Customer support for Comcast also don't sign up for any of Comcast's services more than half of my calls are people reporting fraud or identity theft and we litterally don't do shit about it.

>>386830042
>it's a loud gaggle of Russian coworkers speaking louder than a Boeing-747 episode

Why the fuck do representatives of homo sovieticus behave like such apes? Worse than niggers, I swear.

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>>386825092
I don't know how to sound interested without sperging out.

>>386830194
I guess people go in, get a nice paycheck for a few months and go off to do their own thing? Or is your pay not really that great when compared with cost of living? Seems like that type of job would be filled within the hour.

>>386830281
>revealing your power level

Got a craftsman colleague I ask scientific questions to, he loves and hates it.
>how big is the sun?
>9000 km
>how long does it take the solar system to go on a trip around the galaxy?
>20 years
>name all the planets in our solar system in the right order
>dude fuck off

>>386830348
Wait until you meet spanish people. Fuckers will actively scream at each other even when no one else is speaking.

>>386825734
bartender
easy and pays better than security or neeting

>>386830360
Its a high paycheck for somebody who is just 24.
They have a hard time finding people for the function cause nobody knows the function.

>>386830252
>spawn in third world country
>rich as fuck grand parents
>parent kick me to study in states when I was 14 with million burgers in saving
>live with brother for 4 years before he fucked off somewhere
>bought a house and went to college with it
>waste too much money on things I dont need over the years
>almost out of money
could probably just sell the house and find a job or something but still
probably will just go back to my shithole country and continue being neet there

>>386830605
how do you waste a million dollars in like 6 years

>>386830680
11

>>386830680
How many millionaire kids do you know who actually know how to manage their money?

>>386830534
Do you know how to mix special drinks?

>>386825225
>implying it wasn't a BLACKED thread

>>386830771
How many do you know that don't?

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>co-worker tells us he was interested in drawing porn out of the blue
>coerce him to draw a naked dark magician girl
>its pretty good

>>386830919
Touche.

I really shouldn't have dropped out of college.

>finally land a job after a year of job hunting
>guy in cubicle behind me is a Sega-faggot, with a nendoroid Sonic on his desk

This is going to fucking suck.

>It's an anon dreams about winning the lottery and being set for life thread

I sometimes day dream about getting superpowers and saving the world, too.

>work at an arcade
>only games they talk about are music games

well, i mean, it's not the worst.

>>386831227
Sounds like a dead end job.

>>386827593
>it's an anon is too autistic to say no and is now in a 10 year relationship with his co-worker David episode

>>386829005
>Y-you mean mr. manager?

>>386825734
Rural post man /comfy/ af.

>>386825734
Security at an outdoor karaoke bar. It's fun listening to the drunks sing. Easy job most nights, just requires a lot of looking around. Best part is all the qts I get to meet.
>>386830534
How'd ya get into bartending? It seems like an interesting job and a logical transition for me but I don't drink so I have no clue how to get into it. Do you need a license or anything like that?

>>386831227
well yeah, it's part time. i'm still goin' to school, my dude. though i have no idea what i want to do.

>>386831391
>co-worker David
>my name is David
I wouldnt mind that

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>have attractive normie coworker
>he likes weebshit and hentai

>>386831837
>hentai
how do you even find that stuff out about a person? I can't possibly be a topic normal people talk about just like that

>>386826161
All the stoner jobless guys I know (mostly my brother's friends, they're pretty much all modern hippies) have had vidya all their lives. One of them has a full set of high-rank MH characters and has done so on more than one of the games.
They usually do have jobs nowadays though.
Besides one, but he's always had brain problems. Last I heard he'd reached heroin so he's probably dead or something by now.

>>386831898
>Dude shows you his anime drawing
>It's obvious he draws his own hentai

>>386831837
>normie
>weebshit
Make up your mind.

>>386831898
Normal people a pretty lewd, anon. Conversations about sex and porn happen pretty often amongst good friends because it's a sizeable part of everybody's life.

>>386831898
Slow revealing of power level

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>female co-worker is into anime
>invites me home
>puts on a dvd
>get to title menu
>bible black

>>386832041
Yeah I agree but not hentai. Most normal people haven't even heard of that

>it's a sizeable part of everybody's life
;_;

>>386832041
I feel sad hearing this. Sex is so easy for nomies.

>>386825734
devops
kill me

>>386825734
Weather forecaster

>>386832214
So will it rain tomorrow? :D

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>>386830249
I still like them.

>>386832214
No you aren't. If you were, you would have said meteorologist.

>>386832146
>average age for losing virginity is 16
>10 years behind
Knowing how retarded teens are imagining two of them trying to have sex is cringy.

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>>386832103
that's the dream

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>>386825734
>Go to uni
>Course isn't what it was advertised to be like
>Losing interest
>Suddenly epilepsy
>Put on meds 2 weeks before set of exams
>Flunk due to head not being on properly and disdain for course
>Try short computing course at different place
>Mostly about fucking business instead of computing
>Leave
>Health problems, not allowed to drive and no work experience
>Currently volunteering at two shops so CV isn't a blank sheet for the rest of my life
Sorting clothes isn't exactly programming, but it's something.

>>386831484
That honestly sounds kinda nice.

Where do you work?

>>386832131
I think everybody knows the whole tentacles, whimpering girls, and tig ol bitties hentai memes. Any conversation about porn is going to be ripe for jokes, so it fits in pretty well.

>>386832398
Do you get those vivid visions before you have an epileptic?

>>386828709
I know this feel, it is a good feel.

Just got a promotion and pay rise as well .

>>386832354
It's a lot easier to so things smoothly the first time if you do it doggy style. There's no awkward eye contact and you both stay in a pretty rigid position that's hard to fuck up.

>>386832469
Nope, I lose the ability to understand language. Words become nonsense sounds and I can't read.
Then again, I'm not photosensitive, so that's pretty good instead we still have no actual cause for my seizures which is technically worse.
I get a few seconds to sit or lie down so I don't kill myself on impact with the floor, but I usually still bite the shit out of my tongue.

>>386832354
fuck mate if you're still a virgin at 26 why not just get a hooker?

>>386832396
>date a tomboy
>start talking about porn
>show her a scene from a hentai
>w-what is this?
>it's called hentai and it's art
>tfw she's into it

>>386832354
I prefer imagining myself fucking a teen.

>>386832146
Emphasis on the >and porn

If you haven't had a sex a whole lot or at all, nobody cares. The vast majority of people watch porn way more regularly than having sex anyway, so that's where the conversation usually steers.

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>>386825324
>"Just some niche Japanese games. Nothing too interesting"
>"What are they called?"

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>>386832641
Pretty sure it's illegal here and also too cheap to buy one.

>>386832673
Do girls watch porn? I really hope they don't, because there's stuff out there that no lady should see.

>>386825734
I work in a brewery. Sometimes I wish I could die so I don't have to struggle with living anymore.

>>386832628
I can't imagine what it's like to lose control of your body like that. Are you fully conscious while it happens?

>>386832426
Tip top of Michigan

>>386832759
Girls are into weird shit man it's crazy out there

>>386832759
It's pretty normal for couples to watch porn together to get in the mood.

>>386832782
A brewery doesn't sound so bad, if those whisky commercials are anything to go by. You work in a wooden barn, right? With lots of wooden barrels?

>>386832305
Can't use that title yet, I haven't got my masters degree yet.

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>>386832642
My fantasy is to meet someone who hasn't seen hentai before, find out their fetish without them knowing, then do this at some point:
>Hey, you ever seen 'hentai'?
>No, what is it
>It's basically animated porn, but sometimes they get... specific
>Put on something that focuses on their fetish
>Watch their face as they slowly realise why I'm showing them it

>>386832837
>>386832868
This makes me uncomfortable, knowing I'll be compared to dozens of porn star dudes with huge dongs.

>>386825148
happened to me, or rather near me, I'm a social disaster so they talked to eachother and I am unable to jump into conversations. Anyway, they only talked about games like TESO and Assassin's Creed so I didn't want to join in

>>386826079
ayy I probably talked to you on /int/ a few months ago

>>386832825
SILENT
HILL

>>386832820
Oh hell no, you black out before you even hit the floor.
Plus there's like 5-10 minutes of complete confusion once you wake up afterwards (well after the seizures stop) where you slowly gain your senses and have to be directed everywhere.
After about half an hour of being awake again, I'm usually just sitting there thinking "fuck, not again".

>>386826079
Obviously you can.

>no job experience
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies

These are the easiest to fix. Just do something instead of sitting on your ass. Chances are you might get friends or even a girlfriend while pursuing these goals. And if there is anything like group / club activities for things you might be interested in or that is likely to have people similar to yourself in them, you should check them out. Socializing is very important. If it's extremely uncomfortable to you, you still need to do it because there is no other way to get past this hurdle than to force yourself into social situations until they become comfortable to you.

Most importantly of all, stop browsing 4chan. You are unhealthily addicted to this website and it is destroying you. You wont succeed at these goals if you keep browsing 4chan, it's too easy to get distracted by and will cause you to procrastinate everything endlessly. Remove the bookmark, clear your history, don't ever type so much as a 4 into your address bar ever again.

>but my motivation
I can't help you there. You just have to realize that this isn't nearly as impossible as you've made it sound in your mind, it's actually very simple. It will take some time for sure and you'll need to be patient, but you're still very young and have more than enough time to do pretty much anything you want as long as you go for it. So just fucking do it already you faggot.

>>386832953
Works the other way around too, girls sees these semen demons with amazing bodies taking dick like a pro.

Also why the younger generations in my country have completely stopped using the group baths at school, internet has broken them and made them ashamed of their bodies when there is no need to think like that.

>>386829523
My brother's girlfriend has done it at multiple places. It's boring as hell and the hours are terrible. You are not allowed to leave until the next person comes in and they are often late, forcing you to stay up to 2 hours overtime, and if you leave before then you're fired.

It's okay for a short while.

>>386825734
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

>>386833102
>Female security guard

HAHAHA what?

>>386833194
?

Have you ever been outside slugger?

>>386825324
>End up panicking and telling my co-worker I play third person shooters and strategy games
>"What was that first one?"
>I say third person shooters
>Gives me the funniest look
Couldn't tell if he was thinking I was a dudebro or if he genuinely didn't know what a third person shooter was.
Anyway
>Talk to another co-worker that day
>He owns a PS4
>Tells me about how he plays CoD every few days with some other co-workers I know
>I tell him I have a Switch
>Then I tell him I have Splatoon 2
>"What?"
>Anxiety kicks in
>Say Splatoon under my voice
>"It's called what?"
>"S-Splatoon, it's Splatoon"
>Awfully describe the kid squid mechanic
>Conversation ends there
Should have been part of the #PlaystationNation because it seems like I'm the only gamer at work who's a Nintendo guy.

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>>386832883
No, it looks like pic related but bigger and with more conveyer belts

>>386832953
It's mostly the reverse, they feel required to do it all
Women are so sex liberated that they've lost all concept of the self value

>>386833269
Nintendos are literally for childre, you are not the fucking target audience for splatoon you manchild;.

>>386826724
Not the anon but if your desperate to sustain vidya, living costs and all, it's enough for the motivation.

t. Br going usa next month. Solo af.

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>>386833269
>Didn't explain what you meant
Nigger he could have loved playing that sort of game, why didn't you-
>Described Splatoon by talking about the fact you play as kids before the paint part
Oh
You're autistic

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>>386833332
>tfw only gf i've had refused to blow me
>after i ate her out
Good times.

>>386828028
>enjoy your blowjob
>go home
>realise you can't eat blowjobs for the next month or pay rent with it

>>386833458
Cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck

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>tfw got my friend into Nier, Yakuza, and DQ
>tfw he thinks I have god tier taste
>tfw he also loved Terranigma

>>386832681
NEKU DEKU MO NIJE KONICHIWA BOMB PUSSY

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>>386825092
>coworkers have a steam group
>i'm a filthy weeb

>>386833456
I said imagine if your run button, crouch button and reload button was mapped to one button. Then there was an awkward and we talked about something else.
I called it the kid squid thing on here for the (you)'s desu.

>>386833751
>how do I make a new account

>>386833821
im not gonna buy extra copies of games i already have fuck that

>>386826237
Yvan eht nioj

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>>386833751
>Coworkers have a steam group
>They're ALL filthy weebs

>>386833250
>Be robber
>Hear guard coming
>Oh shit
>Guard speaks
>"Stop right there criminal scum"
>Realise it's a woman
>Laugh ass off
>Rape her until she faints from the pleasure and keep robbing

Do you see what I'm getting at? Female guards can't do anything to stop burglars. They aren't strong enough.

>>386833867
>how do I family share on steam
>guys please spoon-feed me

>>386833751
>Lmao im such trash XD such a filthy weeb. #FilthyFrank FTW!
Fuck ironic weebs

>>386833885
The songs in that episode were genuinely good at the time.

>>386833916
Here is your (you)

>>386825734
Apprentice electrician/helper but I don't really like it.

>>386825148
When I worked at Lowes, I was the youngest guy there. Two of my co-workers, one in his 40s and the other in his 50s, talked a lot about MMOs, League of Legends, and Diablo 3 (at least until Diablo 3 came out, after which it was never mentioned again).

But I only had a shitty laptop, so Dwarf Fortress and WC3 custom maps were all I could manage. A little sad I couldn't join them online, even if they had shit taste.

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>tfw getting paid to shitpost
What a time to be alive.

>>386833916
Seriously, do you ever get out? You know women are police officers right? Did you see the description of what that guy's job consisted of? She did TSA too. You need to get more life experience man, but I'm assuming you're very young.

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>>386829053
>implying we'll ever get to retire

>>386834079
Nobody likes their job. Work for the weekend.

>>386834126
Don't bother anon, you will just trigger his faggotry and he will go on to make 50 posts about women.

Just give him a (you) and walk away.

>>386833887
Working with ethnics in a nutshell

Why do long hairs grow around my nipples when I don't even have chest hair?

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>>386834180
>"Scientists say a cure for aging will be found in 30 years"
>MFW I see that as meaning "People will have to work forever in 30 years"

>>386825734
dick's drive-in in seattle

probably the only enjoyable burger joint to work at

>>386825734
Highschool Science Teacher in 2 years hopefully.

>>386833965
all my shit is private, suck my dick nerd

>>386833956
i forgot about that t bh, thanks senpai

>>386834191
It's not that, it's that he's surprised as a woman doing security. It's mind boggling to me, how do you get to this point without knowing that's a thing?

>>386834245
It will fill out across your chest by the time you hit 30.

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>>386834324

>>386834126
Not him, but
>Female cops
Fuck them. They're always try hards.

>>386834412
They can be and I know a lot of people who feel that way too but I've always been very smooth with them personally :^)

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>>386834296
>becoming a public school teacher

>>386834126
>>386834191
>>386834324
Jesus Christ, you guys are some seriously whipped faggots. You know what gets me? The fact that you guys seem incapable of understanding that lone women cannot restrain men. Lots of people get shot because the only law enforcement that finds them is a female police officer and she has no options besides her gun.

>>386825092
>just started working at gamestop
>vidya is all everyone ever talks about

>>386834296
Holy fuck, Anon, RIP.

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>not sure if family and friends think I'm a virgin or not
They must never know.

>>386834457
OP here, my thoughts exactly.

>>386826079
If you're starting to hit the late 20s early 30s without a degree of some sort or work experience then at that point it's time to either join some sort of military so that they can help you find something after your tenure, or scrounge up some money to get into a trade. Nowadays we have more people with degrees than we do tradesman and year after year they keep complaining there's less and less people being trained for that stuff so I'm sure you'd be able to find a job as something. Obviously carpentry for example might not get you a bunch of money but something like an electrician or welder would keep you going consistently in a good union.

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>>386832681
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

>>386834534
They know you're a virgin anon, they know.

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>tfw no qt3.14 cop gf

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>pleb coworkers start talking about how fun Persona 5 is
>going on and on about how great the story is, how "totally awesome" the dungeons are and all the different unique """personas"""
>i'm practically turning red at this point
>as calmly as I can muster but with enough aggression/passion to demand respect, I say "you know, the Persona series is objectively inferior in all regards to it's mother series, Shin Megami Tensei, particularly story, gameplay, and exploration. The all-out attack system is an utter joke compared to press-turn to please braindead casuals and the ""fun characters"" are one-dimensional abominations compared to the complex people of the Shin Megami Tensei series. Persona is also utterly lacking in the deep commentary on the social consequences of religion and the glaring flaws in it's morals. I suggest you try a great game like Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey and you'll see what I mean."
>they just fucking look at me like I spat in their faces

>>386834457
After going through highschool myself, I can't see why the fuck anyone would do this. You have to keep track of so many students. You spend ages marking homework. You're days are beyond 15 hours. And then you have to deal with the students either being complete shithead boys or stupidly promiscuous girls.

>>386834296
Good luck, anon. I loved my science teachers.

>>386834296
Make sure you're not the asshole teacher who has no sense of humour and you'll have a much better time

>>386825810
>>386829356
Is it hard to become a security guard?

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>>386834470
And here we go. His faggotry has been triggered, he will now go on to make 50+ posts about how women are weaker than men.

(you)

>>386834613
If there's bound to be a girl who's into femdom, it'd have to be a cop, right?

>>386834613
Cop gfs always have huge asses because of the training they have to do. You may think I'm making this up, but think about every female cop you've ever seen. They are all big assed.

>>386834470
Lmao this girl personally dropped me on my back after I dared her once and I was 6'0 230 lbs at the time. A girl from the hood would beat your ass lmao

But you know what, they aren't getting the baddest ass people to become cops, they always come across people that are bigger faster stronger that they have no chance on and some on a drug binge fueled rampage, that's why they rely on numbers.

>>386834749
>The hood
lol

>>386830357
Smile, nod, and don't cross your arms. Only speak when there's an awkward silence, and usually a prod for them to continue will work.

>>386834701
Are you saying women aren't weaker than men? Am I witnessing....... the true power...... of """PROGRESSIVES"""????!!!!

>>386825092
>It's all Fifa and CoD

>>386834701
You're deflection indicates that you know the points are valid. A woman cannot provide security against male intruders.

>>386834805
autism

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>>386834749
>Lying
>on the internet

>>386834805
>>386834827
Here are your (you)s

>>386834782
>he doesn't know about hood strength in women

>>386834827
You are making the specific job we were talking about to be much more important than it is. It's not a body guard doofy. And either way, a male can't provide security over all other male intruders either.

>>386834859
>lying about getting dropped
Look most women ARE weak as shit but this girl lifted my leg and shouldered me onto my back and I got up and shook her hand like a man. It happened familiagno.

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>>386834661
>>386834685
>>386834647
Honestly I had a sort of tough time through school, especially in regards to finding your way through life (still kind of lost really). I struggled to get into uni only to end up with course and degree I have a piling debt for with no passion nor desire for (on account of external expectations and the usual whatnot). The realization that my first 20 years alive culminated in basically nothing was kind of heartbreaking.

I'm more in for becoming a teacher to make sure kids don't end up like me and find better direction. Hopefully a have enough cynicism in me to ground them, but enough positivity to set them on happier paths.

Sorry for blog

>>386825734
Design engineer. Slowly losing interest in vidya more and more at this point unfortunately.

>>386834701
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683

>1 man is worth 2 women strength
LMAO @ ur dumbfuck retard brain

>>386825148
>Currently 305 replies and 73 images
you could have prevented this, you didn't try hard enough

>>386835053
I don't think that was his point. I think it was that you are going on about an argument that was never made. And he called it.

>>386834616
>they just fucking look at me like I spat in their faces

Because you metaphorically did. How a non-autist would've handled it:

>If you like Persona, I suggest you try the Shin Megami Tensei series.

>>386834982
>She physically assaults you while your guard is down
>You shake her hand in respect
New cuck fetish?

>>386834749
>>386834982
You're just a weak man. Sorry.

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>>386834647
>stupidly promiscuous girls

>>386835053
Here is your (you)

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>>386835008
>grammar
This is what I get for being tired as fug.

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>>386825734

Comedian and writer.

Recently toured with Marc Maron.

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>>386825092
>Work remotely but go to the office every friday for weekly meeting and another administrative stuff
>Coffee break with my coworker and boss
>Hey anon, what games do you like?
>Oh mostly shooters, lately I've been playing a lot of Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2
>Oh really? I love those too, we should play sometime together, add me on Origin!
>We play later that afternoon, he's a shitter and I'm a way above average player always topping the scoreboard with 5k/d consistently
>Asks me how I am so good
>Jokingly says that I must be playing during work hours at home to be so good at the game
>mfw I actually do and now i have to be constantly signed in as offline if I want to play in the morning before work or during my breaks

>>386835118
Well he called it wrong. A lone female security guard would get destroyed by any male criminal.

>>386835008
Positivity is important when you want students to like you. I had a music teacher who looks exactly like the stereotypical nerd, had a quiet voice and stuttered occasionally, but laughed when funny things happened and made jokes himself and he was perfectly popular.
Just be a normal human and don't force yourself to be happy all the time, and they'll listen to you.

>>386825734
I am a computer engineer that works with flight simulators, good money and pretty damn fun if I am being honest

>>386835130
I already stated that I dared her, I don't remember why though.

>>386835134
6'0 230 and I was working out at the time. Regardless of whether I was weak or not(wasn't), it was impressive. Now for sure I did not expect her to do a damn thing to me so my guard was down but once she went for it I couldn't stop it.

>>386835217
It's like a broken record

>>386835217
we've been over this slugger

>>386831180
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>386835240
>dare
If I was paying attention, I might've seen that you said that

>>386835217
>Security companies don't know what they're talking about, but I sure do!

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>>386835231
Back in Highschool, teachers with that boundless optimism sort of thing always rubbed me the wrong way.

>>386835136
Miss Bitch by Uo Denim.