Happy Birthday to me!! :' )

happy birthday, here's a joke to cheer you up

what do you call a duck that waddles in mud?

>>386813581
a huge faggot probably

>>386813496
I'll only wish a happy birthday if you're femenine

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>>386813496
cheer up

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>>386813496
Happy birthday, man
Hope everything turns out right.

>>386813496
How many years?

>>386815735
23

and thanks to everyone who replied

>>386813496
Happy birthday anon. I'd treat you to a drink and some hookers if I could.

>>386813496
happy birthday, motherfucker

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>>386813496
>tfw the only people that tell you happy birthday anymore is 4chan
Happy birthday my dude, things will get better

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>>386813496
My bday is august 11 also bro! Happy Birthday!

>>386813496
You should kill yourself

>>386816257
Happy birthday to you too!

Love, OP

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>>386813496
Happy Birthday, OP!

Happy birthday friend.

>>386816006
You have a long way to go yet buddy, happy birthday, do something with your life while you can

>>386813496
Happy birthday my nigga

Happy birthday /v/bro. Don't forget, you are here forever!

>>386816589
>existential dread creeps in slowly but surely

>>386813496
Your life is already half way over. The chances you had to pursue your hopes and dreams are gone. You are going to die alone. Happy birthday faggot.

>>386816864
This place kills your soul, I don't feel anything, I just scroll down over and over hoping to find a half decent thread that will be deleted by mods anyway
You are here forever is no laughing matter I assure you

>>386817357
glad to be here along with you, anon

>>386813496
Happy birthday anon.

>>386813496
happy birthday to both of us, op

>>386813496
you too huh?

>>386817968
>>386818000
Happy birthday August 11 bros

I was gonna tell you happy birthday but it looks like you removed me again.

Happy birthday anon, I hope you have a good one. I'll make sure to drink a beer to your good health.

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>>386813496
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>386813496
Happy birthday man, Today was my birthday too oddly enough.

Dont call anybody!

>>386817384
Are you me?

happy birthday OP. I hope you get to play a good game soon.

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Is it even possible to turn your life around past the age of 23?

>asian
>college drop out
>kissless, handholdless, contactless virgin
>no job experience
>no friends
>masturbate to cuckold, raceplay, wmaf porn everyday
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies
>brainlet who can barely stay focused on reading for more than 10-15 minutes
>spend at least 8-10 hours a day on 4chan, minimum
>don't enjoy video games anymore
>haven't held a conversation with anyone in the past 5 years that lasted more than 30 seconds

tired of living such a pathetic "life". how can i fix myself?

>>386819008
We are all the same here after you spend too much time here, its inevitable

>>386819178
what kind of asian

Hey, me too!

>>386819178
>cuck porn

Well, there's a problem right off the bat.

Maybe go get a job you useless gook.

>>386819143
I am actually playing Persona 5 right now. On the Bank Palace.

>>386819178
Its possible, get a job to begin with, that should be easier than getting a gf, it should help to improve your social skills, and it should help you to get a hobby, also, don't fucking masturbate to cuckold

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>>386819178
Gotta bite the bullet and start practicing your social skills. Try finding some internship or volunteer work for your resume. Also practice driving with someone and read the driving booklets at your DMV. If you haven't passed your permit test do it ASAP. It's not that hard even a complete fucking moron like myself passed it. Also get better Fetishes. What the fuck is wmaf?

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happy birthday op

>>386816006
happy birthday my dude
at 23 i was where you are, but it got better when I turned 28.

The problem is: You gotta make your own luck. Not easy when sad.

>>386820042
white male asian female

>>386820118
OK now that makes sense.

>>386819945
>>386820042
>>386819896
>>386819846
I only have a high school diploma and NO work experience and a 4 year "gap year"

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>>386813496
What would you like for a giftKing /v/v/v/?

>>386820118
Shit man, If it wasn't for the cuck porn you could be a brother
>>386820415
If you want a decent job you have to finish college, unless you are studying some retarded shit, otherwise you'll have to work in an office, or McDonald, maybe a business, which is highly unlikely since you don't have the social skills

Who here almost 30

>>386820415
you can still find work with a high school diploma. Go look up the jobs at craigslist and you should find some available.

Birthday in 4 days. I'm turning the big 3 0. Fuck me.

>tfw under 25
Hey at least I own a computer

>>386819178
Absolutely. It's hard but if you can muster up the courage you can change a lot about yourself.

You aren't going anywhere because your mind is occupied here being filled with thoughts that don't push you to your desires. It's a distraction that needs to be balanced or removed so you have time to think clearly to yourself and put focus where you need it to be.

>>386820767
happy birthday anon