>That one guy with a Southern accent that always invites you

Who?

Never met him.

>>386791831

The guy Southerner with an accent, who always invites you to play vidya with him

i have a new york city english accent and all my friends invite me to play siege/OW with them just so they can hear me talk and tease me

>southerners
>anything intellectual or "nerd" related
Pick one and only one.

>>386792095

>live in Louisiana
>was born and raised in Arkansas
>own over a dozen consoles and build my own PCs

Step up, faggot.

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>That one girl with a Japanese accent that always invites you to play with her

i used to play league with this dude from Austin,Texas. We were unstoppable, kayle + vayne synergy. I hope i can play vidya with him again one day.

is north carolina considered southern?

>>386792095

I take it you don't travel or know much.

>>386792095
This is how you detect someone who's one-dimensional and doesn't go outside often and lacks life experience to meet various types of people.

>that one guy who invites you to play vidya
>

>>386792095
>still being brainwashed that southerners are all the same
Northerners are all sheep and bad at driving

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>>386791789
>Born in South
>Everyone thought I came here from the North when I was in school because my accept was Northern
>It still is

>>386792384
Yes probably one of the worst

>>386792695
fuck you we have cheerwine and 3rd strike
your state sucks

>>386792608
That's actually true though.

>>386792757
i love cheerwine

>it's another "Americans pretend they're actually different in any meaningful way and get at each others throats" episode

Never change burgers.

>>386792613
>my accept was Northern
Northerners confirmed retards.

>>386792608

>move up north near Chicago for awhile
>saying " thank you " to people at businesses and holding the door open elicits excited responses of wonder and awe that I would bother being nice for no reason
>ask for tea at a restaurant
>it's unsweet every time unless you specify that you'd like it sweet

The South is fucking shit in so many ways, but fug, I dunno, I really like it here at the same time.

>>386792613
I can relate. I was born and have lived in the mountains my entire life, but I never developed the accent and people STILL ask me where I moved here from.

>>386792872
>its another "my country is the small chode to america's big dick and we're all the same" episode

>>386792950
>it's another "American with fragile masculinity resort to penis metaphors" episode

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>>386792872

>it's another " i've never been there and I'm completely wrong about everything I've said " post about Murrica

Clever.

>>386793007
>its another "i have no comeback so i'll just project my insecurities" episode

>>386792095
Lolatu. NASA is in Houston, fag

>>386792872
A lot of countries don't really know what Pride is.

Americans do, however.

>>386793107

Don't forget the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. You know, the place where the Saturn V was developed.

>>386793091
I'm not the one insecure about my dick size. Mostly because I'm not a man, but we do prefer "chodes" over your "huge" pencil dick because of the girth.

>>386793131
Pride with a capital P? Like what LGBT people have parades for? I guess Americans are really repressed homosexuals.

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>>386791789
>tfw Yurotrash and no Dixie American friend to drink shitty beer with and play vidya with while we talk shit about everything
Any other Yuros know that mildly specific feel?

>>386792872
>and get at each others throats

Usually I just see it as friendly trash talk.

>>386793264

>have lots of Yuro and Aussie friends on the interweb from playin vidya over the years

Pretty good feel. I feel like I learned a lot just knowing so many people from different places.

>>386792095
The only time I ever met someone else who plays Space Station 13 was in Arkansas.

>>386793264
Not really

>>386793264
A coworker of mine detailed this exact feel after he went to a West coast college. He moved inland to a red county and found his home there, drinking brews and watching the game. Said he's never going back. Kind of a douche though

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>>386792095
>He does not get to eat pub-subs

>>386792608
>bad at driving
But that's California.
>Cali plates are 10% of national car accidents
>of 50 states

>>386793627
Cali probably also has 10% of the population, dickhead

>>386793627

Isn't it also the most populous state though? Seems like a slightly misleading statistic.

>>386793458
This.
Now Norwegians and Italians on the other hand, that's some malicious regionalism.

>>386793627
>>of 50 states
I hate to break it to you, but not all states have the same population.

>>386791789
What does bamf stand for? Is it a nightcrawler reference?

>That really talkative southern guy with a friend who speaks in the most enigmatic of background mumbles
>somehow southern guy understands him and carries on a full conversation

>>386793748
>>386793794
Damage control already, westies?

>>386793793
Clearly you didn't pay attention to the election. The regionalism, especially around the debate around the electoral college, got really bad. Like people do not care if NK nukes California and vice versa.

>>386793131
Hubris doesn't count, Murricuck.

>>386793927
I'm not Californian.

>>386793858

>growing up in the South
>messing around with something/doing something you shouldn't
>hear a EEHHHHHHHHNNN! sound from your parents
>your brain translates this throaty sound to " Hey, stop doing that, or you're going to be in trouble! "

>>386793927
I'm from Denmark but nice try

>>386794213
That was my second guess.

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>born and raised around plain midwestern accents
>mfw when I hear any other heavy accents

If you're from a farway land or from the south I can barely understand you

>>386793256
>I'm not a man
tits or gtfo you fucking slav
who am I kidding you're probably a mentally ill man who chopped his dick off

>>386794250
How so?

>>386794302
I had a premonition, also there's always a Dane who's got a thing for Cali talking in the North American general on /int/.

>>386791789
For me is was a Older woman with a southern accent.

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>tfw slight hillbilly
>one of my best friends is a britbong
>we give each other shit over our accents and pronunciations
He's dumb as fuck and thinks Dark Souls 2 is better than Bloodborne but he's my bro.

>>386793256
>Pride with a capital P? Like what LGBT people have parades for? I guess Americans are really repressed homosexuals.

Americans are known to have a crazy population of view points. But at the end of the day we protect each other and we will always take pride in our country.

Unlike yours, we're not divided and snobby towards other countries. We know we're the most powerful country in the world regardless of race.

The American flag means freedom and we're here to stay.

I'm a Leaf but I think we're the equivalent of the American South. At least, most of the central provinces are. But to be fair we drink a lot of beer and like to shoot the shit. We also have some SERIOUS mumblers like the one anon said.

>>386794440
Alberta is basically cold Texas.

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>>386794431

Murrican here. Cringing hard. We also have the highest prison population per capita on Earth. Please, stop, I'm embarrassed to even be in this thread now. Is this a troll? It's a good one.

>>386794396
I've never been to /int/, but make sure to call him a faggot next time you see him post

>>386794715
Will do, captain. It helps that he is a faggot.

>>386794773
Ahh, explains his infatuation with Cali "gayland" Fornia then

>>386794491
I genuinely love how small our population is. I'd go mad in a week if I had to deal with the glut of people in USA. So many fucking people, man. I like my space and my freedom that comes with living away from an extra 400 million people. Don't get me wrong, USA does have some cool things but your number of people ain't one of them. It also helps that it's cold because a lot of people are iffy on emmigrating to Canada because of it
. Most people who try can't cut it. We had a towelhead who was genuinely nice straight up leave once he was legally able to because it was just too much for him. Same as a lot of the newer asians. The older ones that own all our restaraunts are fuvking hardcore, though. And this one African family that are as boon as can be but make some of the best food i've ever had and have a genuinely cool kid who can't speak a word of English.

>>386794550
actual american here, fuck off with your stupid bullshit and leave if you hate this country so much. you don't speak for anyone.
when your nation is filled with niggers and illegal spics it's no wonder there's so many getting thrown in prison

>>386794550
You're not American get the fuck out of our country.

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>>386795086
I'm right there with you on the people bit.
Luckily here in the states we actually got plenty enough land to satisfy thousands of religious hermits (though nowhere as good as you lot have it). Hell, some parts don't even have electricity they're so remote.
I don't know how urbanites can handle nothing but concrete and glass, and the occasional council approved garden/trees.

>>386792872
$20 says your country does the exact same fucking thing, faggot. Also you clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about because you haven't been to both to see for yourself. If you had you would agree with me.

>>386791789
>that one Southern guy you play vidya with but he has terrible internet
I'm that Southern guy

>>386793525
save for nwa, most of Arkansas is a shit state

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>>386792427
>>386792441
>>386792608

>all niggers are awful subhuman creatures though

>>386795439
I'm not even religious. I just like my peace and quiet and my space. I like being able to walk 4km without seeing a single person minus the odd vehicle. I like being able to smoke and drink my coffee without having some shit drive past with their terrible music and shitty fucking attitude ruining it for me. I like being able to get absolutely piss drunk and know that I won't get knifed or shot for my phone if I decide to be a fool. I deserve to be looked at like an idiot because I am, but not have it capitalised on by some asshole with a mean streak and a hole in their pocket. I also really like birds and the ones I like best avoid urban areas.

>>386795771
Who are you quoting?

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>>386792613
>mom was from new jersey (not jersey shore shit) but lived in California for a long time
>I somehow picked up California slang and call everybody dude or bro
>friends would say "Paul-kay-uh" and "Day-awl-guh"
>got mad when I said it was "Paul-kee-uh" and "Di-al-guh"
I've lived in Georgia all my life.

>>386795632
Me too. But it's fine because I don't play many online games anymore. I just don't find them all that fun and the changes to the general marketing and handling killed it for me. I do miss HellMOO though.

>>386792095
I read all of this replies in McCree's voice for some reason

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>>386791789
>play round of comp overwatch
>get a guy with very heavy redneck drawl in team chat
>he talks fast and he sounds like boomhauer, can't understand a word that comes out of his mouth that isn't my username
>we win anyway

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>>386791789
I am a Southerner, and fuck that, people are the reason I have my Steam status offline 24/7.

If I want to play or talk to people, I'll play a multiplayer game and get with them on my own terms.

>>386792384
Well was it a confederate state? That's how you know.

>>386795623
You sound like you're enlightened by your own intelligence.

>>386797580
I'm not American but presumed it was literally just any state south of the total landmass' half way point. Similar to East or West. Is that actually the defining trait?

>>386792201
i live in arkansas

>>386793748
12.5% actually

>>386797865
Yes

>>386791831

Keifer Southerland