>Play on American server >hears screaming Mexican children

>Play on Swedish server
>Everyone speaks arabic

>playing on vietnam server
>it aint me starts playing

>play on british server
>have good time

>>386781980
>play American server
>child eating chips and burping

>>386781980
>fucking Mexican 8 year old playing you can hear his family eating dinner in the background

>play on american server
>everyone is a cry-baby cunt

>play on french server
>people think making stupid noises over the mic is hilarious

>Play on american server
>'I KNOOOOWWW MOMMMM'

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>play on my own server
>notice blood in my stool
Should I see a doctor? Not the first time this happened.

>play on texan server
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>Play on Japanese server
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>386781980
>playing American server
> I'm not gay and all but I'll suck that dick

>>386781980

what do you expect? It's an immigrant """nation""", everyone's gonna keep their culture and language alive.

>play on Leaf server
>DUDE WEED LMAO.

>Play on French server
>Get killed by explosives

>>386781980
>play on korean server
AI SHIBAL

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>>386781980
>play on korean server
>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>person has voice chat on
>doesn't say anything
>just the sound of babies crying or their shitty hip hop musics
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

>play on Australian EDF server
>nothing changes

>>386783237
Because you watch Rick and Morty

>>386783354
I don't even know what that is. Is it related to that shitty thot meme?

>>386782453
Is it a light red or dark red?

>>386783172
I know it means laughing or whatever, like wwwww or lol, but all i see when they type this is a bunch of F's. So in my head they're all making a "FFFFFFFFFFFFFF" sound when they see something funny.

>play on yuropoor server
>hear screaming french children
>play on australian server
>lag creates a wormhole in my tv and sends me hurtling through time

>>386781980
that is why we need the Trumpenwall.
deport 'em spics back to el Mehico, they can play on their Mehican servers

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>Play on Japanese businessman server
>Can't hear what anybody is saying over the wind noise from them jumping out of their highrise windows

>>386783560
Dunno. I wanna say dark, but that's not really it, but it's not light either.

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>>386783508

>>386783742
Go to the doctor. Now. You are bleeding internally.

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>play on american servers
>flooded with russians and asians

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>go to friend's house
>Dorito marks on his controllers
>and weed water all over his discs

>>386782636
Serious Sam was a good game.

>>386783818
Me too

>play on nigger server
>Smoke detector keeps beeping

>>386782721
I got that reference.

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There's gonna be a day when this site is clogged with so much right-wing filth that I'll finally up and fucking leave, but it's strangely not here yet. God, it's like seeing someone die of cancer, staying here for so long.

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>>386786676
Lame comeback pussy boi

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>play on Canadian server
>they're empty because we're all in american servers being smug pricks
>>386783856
I keep seeing this cat boy/girl what's it from?

>>386787253
A shitty anime called Re:Zero.

If you want the porn, it's Felix Argyle.

Ignore the anime.

>play on British server
>OI M8! SNIPER AT 6 BONG!

>>386787204
>4chan
>"right-wing"

Nice try, reddit kike.

>>386787234
That wasn't a comeback

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>>386787416
>Felix Argyle.
>Felix
ohhhhhh no.

>>386787603
The dick is okay.
It's okay.

>>386787204
Right-wing filth isn't currently trying to take away muh vidya so I can tolerate it. When the pendulum swings so the left stop being so retarded and the right become retarded again then I'll start demanding demographic replacement on this board.

>>386787862

Anons are not left/right-wing tho.

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>Play on Mexican server
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gb-tsd-r6U

>>386781980
hollup- Now that I think about it, wouldn't this be the same problem even if they were non American?
It's not like they don't have internet down in mehico
They would probably still play on the same servers, unless said servers had an regionblock (most don't but I'd be GLAD to have one of these to stop anything south of the border from playing on MY American servers)