Do women just... ask for sex like that in real life?

>>386773987
No. They're not that direct.
Witcher series is autism.

>>386773987
Witcher is written by a mental teenager for teenagers with no understanding of how people actually behave

so no.

>>386774065
beta detected

only if you hot

I know that your mom does

>>386773987
Depends on the woman.

>>386773987
had it happen to me in highschool

>>386773987
Sometimes.

>>386773987
They turned Geralt into a fucking chad for the normies

Not from me :(

>be old lady witch
>hasn't fucked in years
>hot handsome charismatic mutant who has no risk of passing you medieval pregnancy or stds and is always dtf in sight

Polish Sausage tonight

>>386774103
I might be a beta but i still scored more than you.
Outside of regular old sex i had threesomes, foursomes, ffm. And i cucked two unlucky fellas.
So yeah. Shut up, virgin.

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>>386773987
She slept with Geralt for the express purpose of duping him

>>386773987
>>386774065
>>386774078
you're all fucking unsavable autists, she's over a century old and a sociopathic witch so of course she's not going to exhibit normal human behavior

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>>386774348

No, sex is a myth

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>>386774348
>lying on an anonymous imageboard

If you look like Geralt, yeah.

>>386774372
I don't think a century old sociopathic witch would use modern real life terms like "friends with benefits"

My dog can't understand human language, so no, I don't ask for sex like that. He just knows when I get the peanut butter out that it's time.

>>386773987
Yes, but not with you.

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Yes, but they are most certainly slags. Women only behave that way if they are in a 'streak,' and are getting impatient with the talking game.

Make no fucking mistake, you won't be the first. And the inspiration that writing was pulled from was certainly a slag, not a beautiful woman who lives alone.

Also its polish content. Think that makes my case.

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Lambert hits that in the end. Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>>386773987
Some are. Try being attractive.

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>>386774348
>I might be a beta but i still scored more than you.
Outside of regular old sex i had threesomes, foursomes, ffm. And i cucked two unlucky fellas.
So yeah. Shut up, virgin.

>>386774576
Ofc senpai.
Lambert a best

I do, but it doesn't really work a lot.

"Do you want to have sex?" Just ends up sounding like i'm autistic somehow.

>>386774479
Why would i ever lie while being anonymous.
I would never admit to that shit on facebook or irl. 4chan is one of the few places i can comfortably express myself.
I have a foot fetish for example.

>>386773987
If they want something from you.
Which is the case in pic related.

>>386774065
>t. beta male virgin

>>386774078
It's actually not.

>>386774660
Very risky anon.
Are you sure you want to come out with that out here?

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>>386774517
she wouldn't be speaking English either you fucking nigger
it's a fucking videogame

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>>386774348

>>386774720
I also sucked my best friend off that one time.

>>386774168
this
and if they're drunk(or atleast pretend

>>386773987
I imagine people are much more open about sex in the Witcher world considering the shit they deal with. There's succubi and demons and the actual devil himself...so I assume it's a enjoy life while you can situation.

only the hoest of hoes do

they're the chad of womankind, and they chase their chad counterparts, do not intermingle with them.

>>386774743
now youre going down the slippery slope fallacy.

finding one unrealistic thing like language (which has the purpose of not forcing us to read subtitles all day) is not an excuse to make everything retarded

>>386774348
>boasting about sex life on an anonymous board

this is how you know someone is still a teenager

>>386774305
Among peasants and whores Geralt is nearly unfuckable because they're ignorant retards and they're afraid of him, but among other powerful outcast weirdos like sorceresses he's an uber-chad which is why he fucks almost every single one he comes across.

>>386774847
we call them stacy here, my friend.

This disappointed me. I wanted to help them because I support the cause of magic but they thought they had to offer me sex in exchange.

>>386774660
>I have a foot fetish for example.
kys

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>>386773987
some if you are charming and you both want to have fun with no strings attached ala friendship +

pic very related

charm/personality > looks > everthing else.

I knew a dude that could pull MAD pussi eveyday by simple talking to them and he was fat and had glasses.

>>386774065
spoted the ugly r9k robot

>>386774874
I might be old but just really stupid though.

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>>386774873
>woman being straightforward about sex is retarded
FUCKING GRASPING

>>386774717
>game has sex scenes
>not written by a mental teenager

Any mature adult would find sex in videogames to be cringe-worthy just like anime porn

>>386773987
If you look like Geralt, yes.

Gf just strips naked or into her undies and sits on my lap while I'm playing xbox.

>>386773987
Also Geralt is a very safe fuck. Can't impregnate women and is disease free...so that also might be part of why he has such an easy time.

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>>386773987
Only in slut countries.
I'm 100% sure everyone who answered "yes" in this thread is either american or from west europe.
Fucking degenerates/

>>386775165
It's still not written by a teenager.

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>>386774517
>century old sociopathic witch would use modern real life terms like "friends with benefits"

you mean like she wouldn´t use something like a mobilephone

>>386773987
>>386774265

uh no, no we dont.

>>386773987
Depends highly on circumstances. But it happened me once and im a casual normie guy.

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>>386774348

>>386773987
yes they exist.

All the girls that have asked me this are all girls that I slightly regret fucking

No girl that I've looked back on and said "shit that was a great lay" has ever given it to me in such a simple way

>>386774397
>>386774479
>>386774608
>>386774874
>>386775354
I never had so many you's in my life.
it's still true though

>>386774348
Sex with men doesn't count

>>386775650
Is this the same loophole the virgin Mary used to say she's a virgin?

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>>386775627
more you's than women, that's obvious.

Listen kid our virgin detectors went off, you fooled exactly nobody.
You can stop lying about stupid shit on the internet, pls kys and stfu.

>>386774743
Difference between modern colloquialisms though.
Like saying "greetings" and "sup".

Any way I can win in this game?

>>386775123
You're not even trying to follow the discussion.

>>386773987
The older you get, the more casual a thing sex becomes.

>>386775882
I undestand that you NEED to think i'm lying to make yourself feel better.
It's okay dude. We all got a different purpose in life.

>>386776125
I wonder how casual the sex between Trump and Melania is.

>>386773987
UK and most of Europe?
yes.
America that gets you shamed fast.

My gf will only initiate sex when she was around her period. She never denied me when I wanted but yeah that's about the only time she'd start it

>>386776153
why do you keep responding? the fact that you need to keep self validating yourself gives it away

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>>386776235
You should ask him

Anywhere outside murrica
Funny thing because that's why murricans have disgusting moralless sluts

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>>386773987
They don't ask for it, they always expect you to be the one who starts it, and if you do not then the will wonder why you didn't and bring it up the next time you talk in hopes that on your second chance you will get the signal.

And if you don't again they might think something is wrong with them but mainly that something is wrong with you.


When they are comfortable around you that will take(steal) your cock/sperm like a succubus, but that's only if you tease them and not be so aggressive (don't always have your dick out, keep it in your pants sometimes).

t.fuck alot of girls and been in a few relationships.

>>386776417
Yeah, well. It's my only source of self validation.
Outside of that i have nothing going on.

>>386773987
Kiera is described as a nympho so yeah she probably would ask for the dick

>>386776417
I don't have a lot of personal sex. A lot of my sex is anonymous.

>>386773987

yes they do, if you're hot

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>>386774576
He didn't in mine ;_;

>>386773987
Only mature women who doesn't like wasting precious time and know what they want.
Which in real life should be about 1% of their total.

Yeah, college

>>386776435

At least he knows they're women.

>>386774576
>>386776881
I just killed her myself

idiot was going to get a lot of people killed if she had her way

>>386773987
do faggots just....keep posting the same thread over and over again?

ITT: literal virgins

If a chick wants to bang she'll make it really obvious she wants to bang.

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>>386776153
> being this much of a virgin

anon just stop embarassing yourself, you didnt fool ANYBODY

>>386773987
Does mutated monsters exists in real life?

i watchh this with every girl i know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utAnqqfLEw
just for context when I'm referencing it back to her in the future

>>386774823
>and the actual devil himself
Who is that on the game?

>>386773987
Depends in which environments they were raised.
My culture is pretty much strict on the roles of men and women in society but there is also a tradition, where on 29th of February it is the women who are the bold ones and yes, they pretty much go "ayy bb, wan sum fugg :DDDD"