Grimoire

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OP here, wrong pic

you blew it before it even began

>>386767634
I don't think the haters realize that no matter how much shit they say about this game, people like me still love it, still love and respect Cleve, and still are buying it.

And it isn't out of spite, I'm just telling the fact is that I love this game and that's just because I love it for what it is. You can keep posting hate and calling me a shill and copy pasting your "DONT BUY GRIMOIRE" forced meme but it literally has no effect on me. It's like a level 1 fairy casting fireball at a level 100 Doggu - it doesn't work. And you can keep doing it, but I promise you it will not level you up cause it isn't doing any damage

So the question is, why are you even bothering?

>>386767358
I believe in Cleve.

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>>386767358
>Each new patch breaks something else
>Manual supposed to come out on Monday, still nothing
>Terrible inventory management
>Shitty UI in general
>Annoying sound effects
>Mediocre generic writing
>Looks like shit, not even taking into account the many different artstyles clashing against each other
>Holy fuck those portraits
>Unbalanced combat
>Bugged up the asshole
T W E N T Y
H
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Y E A R S

>>386767935
You're getting slow with your pasta.
Is wasting countless hours stalking this game finally wearing you down?
You can ask another goon to take over if you're to retarded to use a script.

>>386767935
Do you get tired of posting this every day, multiple times per day?

It's all memes from here on out boys.

>>386767358
>>>>386767628

real thread here to discuss the game and progress, and ask questions

>>386768312

Well I guess it's time for me to go back to the codex.

>>386768112
>>386768135
I don't think the cleve fans realize that no matter how much praise they give this game, people like me still hate it, still hate and revile Cleve, and still pirate it.

And it isn't out of spite, I'm just telling the fact is that I hate this game and that's just because I hate it for what it is. You can keep shilling and calling me a hater and copy pasting your "DONT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA IT'S A VIRUS" forced meme but it literally has no effect on me. It's like a level 1 fairy casting fireball at a level 100 Doggu - it doesn't work. And you can keep doing it, but I promise you it will not level you up cause it isn't doing any damage

So the question is, why are you even bothering?

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>Any games started with the latest update are going to crash. Sorry, but that's the best long term solution I could find.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone who actually likes this game is doing it ironically. Anyone who doesn't like this game is also only doing it ironically.

All posters are cleve.

Silly sapes haven't evolved enough to communicate exclusively in metalayer multiironic memes like I can.

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>>386768639
>Fall for the Cleve memes
>Buy this game
>Play more than 2 hours of it
>Stuck with it forever
>MFW I have to justify the purchase by pretending this game isn't shit
>MFW that pasta is posted and it stings of truth or yet another bug crashes the game

>>386768639
I think in the postmodern sojourn for the genuine and the rejection of manufactured human interaction, internet culture has turned to following actual crazy people that ranges between satirical and subconsciously genuine.

It's pretty goddamn great honestly.

>>386768924
Only cleve knows for sure if he is actually insane or just pretending to be retarded.

That's the beauty of it.

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>>386767358
In all honesty... and the true question is... can my tiny sape brain handle the true glory and complexity that is Grimoire?

>>386767358
If he was a genius programmer it wouldn't have taken him 20+ years to put out a buggy game.

I don't get why "MADE BY ONE PERSON" or "2000 YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT" are supposed to be positives. I don't care that the developer is an autist and can't work in a team or doesn't dedicate time to his project, I only care about the game,.

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You get banned from his steam forum if you shit on the game lmao

>>386769165
no

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>>386767446
>30+ years of experience as a programmer
>20+ programming this one game
>Shocked at the most basic file access settings
>Had to destroy saves to keep patching the game

>>386767358
>he shits on australian scum
definitely buying this

>>386769980
He's got top of the line programming skills of 1997, you fucking sape.

>>386768486
Is this post real? I haven't looked into the game and have no clue who this person is, but I can quite accurately tell he is a legit asshole.

>>386769559
Still more reasonable than getting perma-banned for shittalking in an online video game.

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>>386770258
Sure is. 53 year old man that finally released a game he's been working on for 23 years.

That's not even the worse of it. Not even close. Pic related.

>>386770258
k

>>386770254
>>386770425
nothing wrong with any of this

>>386769559
>Monacled gentlemen
There is no way this fucker doesn't have a fedora, the more important question is does he tip it after hitting that post button?

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>>386770258

>>386770425
What's bad about this post exactly?

>>386770563
the more important question is do you have any frame of reference for life outside of memes

>>386767446
God damn sapes have infiltrated the code!

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>>386767358
>>386767446
>>386768486
>>386769559
>>386770254
>>386770425

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so far up their own ass.

Jesus christ.

Also
>Grimoire is for elite connoisseurs of computer roleplaying games with very refined tastes

>>386767446
>It's a shame because the game was just now reaching a nice stable version
Oh, so it's his new excuse. Got it.

>>386767446
Jesus Christ

some "crackerjack coder"

>>386770835
Elite connoisseurs meaning putting up with endless amount of shit.

>>386770835

Basically people who only ever played Wizardry/Ultima and are otherwise too autistic to just play tabletop.

>>386770425
He quite clearly is a very delusional, self-righteous and insecure old man. He writes as if he had no self-awareness, as if the whole context of Steam forum was a place for him to boost his fragile ego. He would not survive in the real world for long.

>>386770482
>>386770578
While he is correct that dumbing down of games is an issue, he cannot perceive his own product with the slightest of objectivity. He rambles like a mad man.

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What is it with people who try to use their IQ when arguing on the internet?

Do they think dickwaving about how smart they measured by some arbitrary and outdated test is actually meaningful?

Do they say it to reassure themselves that they are smart and they are right?

>>386767935
>Manual supposed to come out on Monday, still nothing
Huh? Didn't he say 1 week after release?

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>Sees a streamer playing his game
>Joins stream
>YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Classic Cleve

>>386771372
this guy is is like an emotionally disturbed 14 year old

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>>386771372

>A developer actually shows up in a stream chat to belittle someone who is playing his game

Holy fuck

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>>386771347
Nope, he said Monday from the start.
>Trusting Cleve's release dates
Grimoire was supposed to come out in 1997

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>>386767935
uhmm, no sweetie your pasta is toxic :) stop posting

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>>386771694

>>386771372
That guy refunded the game already. He didn´t want to start a new file because he already played like 20h+

>>386771858
That's hilarious. No wonder he can refund it even after 2 hours, considering Cleve is auto-patching the game and destroying saves with his patches. It's why reviews went to mixed when they were mostly positive.

>>386771372
>texasarcane
Why would that be Cleve, what does he have to do with Texas?

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>>386771809
I hope your butt feels better soon :)

love xoxo

>>386772076
its YOURE butt not HE butt fucken idoirt

>>386772047

IIRC he was originally a murrican, then he moved to straya as a child.

>>386772047

He's from Texas originally.

>>386771987
>>386771858
This is false, saves were not destroyed, what people did was roll back the patch and was able to play again. New patch is working perfectly.

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>>386772138
What did he mean by this?

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>>386772076

>>386772047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS2GCyI9v7w

Ctrl + F "Texas"
It's his account. He shitposts on youtube videos about his game and also on his indiegogo campaign.

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>>386772240
Hello, Cleve. Why don't you stick to the thread you made exclusively to run away from getting mocked?

can't wait to blow 50 bucks on a fucking crippled old cunt's game. why do people support this lunatic?

>>386772453
His lunatic shitposts are hilarious. It's easy to fall for the cult of personality if you're weak minded.

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>>386772532
Wrong

>>386772357
Literally didn't happen though, if it was I would've been pissed too. The save did not work when you updated the patch though, it was incompatible, once I rolled back to .05 it worked again. He probably didn't try or look at the steam forums. That was the fix.

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>>386772138
>>386772246
Uhhm, that's nice honey. :) But this is enough shitposting on this malaysian shadow puppet enthusiast forum for today. Also it's not nice to call people a "butt" or "idort". I would never waste money on obsolete hardware.

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>>386772749
Cleve says otherwise

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>>386772845

>>386767446
>>386767358
It's temple OS: the game

>>386772749
>It's not a bug, it's a feature :^)
Typical shill strategy.

it's crazy how butthurt people are that this game is getting roasted ... I guess nerds will do anything to feel like they fit in

>>386769287
>it wouldn't have taken him 20+ years to put out a buggy game.
He did other crazy shit during that time period like build an underground bunker so he could LARP Fallout, complete with a post apocalyptic operating system he built himself.
He didn't work on the game the entire time. It was more like a hobby he would work on during manic phases.
Also, I like the game.

I guarantee if Cleve supporters were banned there would be a noticeable improvement across the entire board.

If only the writing for this turd was as entertaining as his rants.

>>386773124
YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF CLEVE. HE'S BASED AND MADE FUN OF SJWS SO WE MUST UNCONDITIONALLY SUPPORT HIM!

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>>386773268

>>386767358
>I am the most intelligent coder in this whole continent, miles ahead of mere mortals
>>386767446
>I can't handle the most simple file management settings, MUST BE THEM PIRATES!
this fucking guy

>>386773203
It's awesome

>>386767358
is this the most mad man on the planet?

>>386773107
>>386772898
Yes they are going to crash, on that patch. Sure it sucked but it's fixed now and my .05 saves work on .14.

>>386773362
Get better standards faggot.

Rocket League really IS better than Grim-wahhhr

>>386771372
>being so much of a tool that a fucking twitch stramer owns your ass and calls you out on your autistic bullshit
grimoire spergs on suicide watch

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>>386773507
Can I get a quick rundown on this Rocket League thing?

>>386773481
I thought you said it didn't happen faggot!

>>386773124
it's all for laughs, everyone knows this piece of shit isn't anywhere near being a wizardry successor

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BUT YOU CAN WIDE TUWTWES!!! GWIMWAH IS GWEAT! PLEASE PAY 40 BUCKS FOW IT!

>>386773619
It's like soccer...but with rocket cars!

>>386773619
Rocket League players are protesting Grimoire because Cleve called them faggots

>>386773493
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT!!!

>>386773493
I was being sarcastic because at the start of the game he uses solely "awesome" to describe something. Truly well written.

>>386773663
yup. Wizardry 8 was the end of the line - scary that people think otherwise

>>386773626
I already said the saves from .05 were incompatible with the next patch. But all you had to do was roll back and the saves worked fine. You can see on steam forums that's what people did.

>>386773765
maybe because that's a word that actually has meaning to a person who has read a book in their life

>>386773859
So it did happen, even though you said it didn't, you lying sack of shit!

God, you shills, you fucking shill, can't even keep your lies straight anymore.

Fuck you!

>>386774040
i literally said the saves were incompatible with the next patch after .05, but they were not deleted like you said, people keep correcting you retards but you continually parrot that the saves were deleted. Everyone just rolled the patch back and continued to play at .05, it was really easy. Getting some reading comprehension shitskin.

>>386773135
So I was right that long development times doesn't mean anything. I only say this because the 20+ years development is proudly advertised which may make some people think that there would be 20 years of features and quality.

>Also, I like the game
That's nice, but it is buggy right now with the patch situation.

So is Alex Furris in this thread or what?

>>386771372
>release a fucking forty bucks wiz 8 copy after twenty three fucking years of development
>it's bug ridden so hard fucking savegames will nuke your game
>spend your time shitposting negative ratings on steam and harassing streamers instead of fixing the bugs
I can't believe what would make someone want to spend money on this dumpster fire

>>386774040
Calm down Anon, you don't want to have a stroke do you?

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>>386773619
Rocket League is too elite for you kid. This game sucks.

>>386769980
>3 decades as a professional programmer
>uses the word "commands" to refer to standard C I/O functions

>>386774005
Maybe it's shit because adjective + noun is some third grade tier writing.

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TFW you're playing Rocket League instead of "based" Grimwahhr

>>386774183
you have a loose definition of harassment

>>386774159
it's not buggy, at all, the last 2 patches have been solid, nothing is wrong with the game anymore

>>386774187
andrew go help your dad film some shit jesus christ

>>386774159
>I only say this because the 20+ years development is proudly advertised which may make some people think that there would be 20 years of features and quality.
Are you unironically this stupid?

>>386774257
>using adjectives is bad now
I know you guys hate Cleve but come on

>>386774158
>Saves were fucked
>No they weren't!
>The dev said so
>Well okay it was a bit fucked
>You lied
>No I didn't
>Yes you did
>You just misunderstood me
Welp, nice talking with you shill.

>>386774453
He fixed the fucking saves. I can play right now on my supposedly "fucked" save file. What do you have to say about that?

>>386774420
Are you? Are you telling me that saying a game took 20 years to make isn't supposed to make it sound like it's deep or complex enough to justify that development time?

>>386774453
Are you a shitskin or something.

OK let me dumb it down.

Saves were incompatible with the next patch after .05, they weren't DELETED.

Incompatible means they did not work with that patch since you are fucking retarded and don't know english. But they weren't DELETED

Deleted means they are gone completely and can't get back, which you stated.

Do you understand the difference between deleted and incompatible shitskin??

>>386774562
Are you telling me grimwah isn't deep or complex? What one person game have you seen recently that is moreso? Do tell

>>386774559
>>386774609
Saves started on .07 don't work.

>>386774428
Cleve is a stupid guy. That's about as descriptive as one can get.

>>386774609

Calm down Cleve, jeeeesus

>>386774609
ahaha look at this cleve shill flipping out.

your game is a failure dude why are you freaking out

>>386774345
>nothing is wrong with the game
>nothing is wrong with the game
>nothing is wrong with the game

(You)

>>386774609
Calm down nigga, you ain't even being paid for Cleve to fuck you up the ass.

>>386774562
Are you actually contending that on average people think games get stuck in development hell because they're awesome and loaded with features? They just don't get released because they're so busy adding more and more great stuff? You actually think this?
No, you've baited me. No one is this stupid.

>>386774731
There isn't, all saves work.

>>386774760
Calm down shitskin, try to read carefully when constructing an argument.

>>386774728
>>386774723
Why do all of you type like shitskins? What's going on here?

>>386774723
>>386774728
you guys think everyone is Cleve, I think you may have a mild (maybe not so mild) form of paranoia

>>386774559
>if it's working now that means it was never broken

>>386774861
It was never deleted, all you had to do was roll back.

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>>386767358
>>386767446

>>386774832
Nigga, I'm not arguing with you, I'm INSULTING you! Are you too stupid to tell the difference now nigga?

>>386774832
what about the braindead balancing issues? why are bards so overpowered? why could their music skill be raised so fast after 20 years of strenuous neanderthal testing? why did cleve himself admit that he missed this?

>>386774840
>you guys think everyone is Cleve
Just like how you faggots think everyone is Andrew? You're no better cumfaggot!

>>386774861
Ok but it works now so what's the issue here?

>>386774832
>all saves work.

Saves started on 1.2.0.7 don't.

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>>386774940

>>386774961
Youre not doing a good job shitskin. Being a nigger is an insult in itself, being a stupid nigger is even worse.

>>386775037
The music skill isn't that overpowered, bards actually become useless later on when enemies start to get hard. There are too many to CC at that point.

>>386775048
I never said anyone is andrew, that is some other autist who is also a pathetic shitposter. Why is everything black and white with you fucks

>>386775037
this, the guy is a clutz. I just want my bard to be balanced and 20 years pass... it's literally incomprehensible to me that this LOSER unbalanced the bards

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>>386767935
>MFW someone took my copypasta and posted it before me
Thanks, dude

>>386775102
Yes they do, with the new patch they do.

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What's with the sudden influx of sapes? Will I understand it if I read the 22 Grimoire Threads (i read all of them.) I had to skip reading for now due to time constraints?

Seriously though. Is this just one dedicated shitposter?

>>386775130
That's what you are, a dumbass nigga. Catch this fade!

>>386775130
but cleve admitted their music skill going up so fast was a mistake? if he missed something so obvious what other issues do you think could pop up in this supposedly 600 hour behemoth?

>>386775212

Nope. Check it again.

ITS 2017 GRIMWAHH HAS UNBALANCED BARDS. SHUT IT DOWN

>>386775215
What the fuck are you talking about? You mean people mocking Cleve? We've been mocking him for months. That's why these threads started to begin with.

There's a reason this thread has more IPs than the thread that is seriously meant to discuss the Grimoire game. The people actually bothering with that mediocre Wizardry 7 rip off in this board are the minority. Most of us are just laughing at Cleve.

>>386775271
>cleve admitted their music skill going up so fast was a mistake?

He already fixed that.

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>>386767358
I... I'm going to do it guys. H-here I go!

>>386774931
>it wasn't broken you just couldn't play on that version
broken

>>386767446
>>386767358

>Forums
>Twitter
>Social Media in general

What is it about this shit that turns everyone with even a semblance of fame in to a cocky dickhead?

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>>386767358
there is no such thing as a "clinical" IQ test

>>386775276
I don't need to, I had saves on .07 and they work.

>>386775256
What nigger speak? A fade? I don't speak shitskin, sorry.

>>386775271
Sure that was a mistake, but it doesnt break the game or anything, to be honest at like 20 hours it wouldve been maxed out anyway. I have most of my main weapon skills maxed.

>>386775276
He's just going to say that there's no problem. If he actually admits that there's fault in the game, Cleve will probably give him a vesectomy.

Then again, that would only be a problem if he was planning on using it.

>>386775215
It's gotta be multiple people at this point, and there's constants threads, it's borderline obsessive behavior. /v/ needs to be nuked

>>386775090
Saying it never happened is the issue.

>>386775379

Do it! You won't regret it.

>>386775383
But you guys keep saying that the saves are deleted mongoloid. So I am here to correct you.

>>386775379
enjoy the game anon

Why should I play this over the many Wizardry games and the Wizardry clones made in Japan?

>>386775037
80s and 90s RPGs didn't give a toss about balance desu

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BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH THIS GAME HAS UNBALANCED BARDS YOU FUCKING LOSER

>>386775379
Don´t forget to refund it. You can still play it after that.

Is this guy a Trump critic? I get the feeling he's with Her

>>386773357
Man looks like a fine connoisseur of video games and 2% milk, not sure what this image has to do with your (((argument))).

>>386775425
There are supervised and personalized IQ tests you can pay to take in some academic institutions, they are "clinical" and give you better result than shitty on-repeat online tests.

>>386775471
But how does this affect the game,right now, in its current state

>>386775369
>>386775426
you keep missing the point, its not about the bard being overpowered. its about the fact that cleve missed such an obvious issue along with all the other bullshit that shows this is a second rate product not even worth $10

>>386775442
Codexfags made the fatal mistake of giving themselves a name to mock. Calling oneself a neanderthal is almost as bad as calling yourself a "brony."

It was only a matter of time really, especially since Cleve provides so much ammo to use against his game.

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>>386775597
He used to be a Trump fan, but not even he is crazy enough to still support Trump nowadays.

>>386775563
I'm worried about your health anon, please take a break

>>386775563
That's already fixed lol.

>>386775665
Have you ever played wizardry before lmao? These games are unbalanced, that's their nature. Noone has reported a bug that doesn't let them progress yet. So you are literally making a big deal about nothign.

>>386775563
see
>>386775665

>>386775563
Cleve fans resorting to the equivalent of "two scoops dahnald".
Poor fuckers. This is what happens when you're emotionally dependent on a Neanderthal.

>>386775653
It makes you look like a lying faggot who is marketing the game, that's the problem here.

>>386774669
It's just Might and Magic you retard. Dwarf Fortress has much more than this shit and even that's a clusterfuck of code nobody can read because he never worked with anyone else.

>>386774797
>After more than 20 years of development, the greatest roleplaying game of them all is finally ready for release!
Right there, front page and he's bragging about the development time. All that time and he can't even fix these >>386767935 issues. Kill yourself.

>I literally can't even
Go be a woman somewhere else you faggot.

>>386772961
oh the ironing

Is there anything Cleve can't do?

>>386774931
>>386775515
>you guys keep saying that the saves are deleted
>one post says "destroyed"
Deleted and destroyed are two completely different terminologies. Destroyed is closer to saying corrupted, which is true of newer versions. Oh, good, they work on older versions. Time to never update!

>>386775739
wtf i love cleve now, his game is not so shit after all!

>>386775825
No shit you fucking retard, but DF isn't a DRPG. These arguments are boring.

>>386775739
wtf i love cleve now
brb paying 40 bucks for this poor wizardry 7 ripoff

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>>386775872

>>386775597
>this guy is a moron, surely he has political views opposite to mine, because i am objectively always correct

Just keep politics out of this, don't be a fag.

>>386775905
Except now they all work. So what's the problem? Saying destroyed means they are deleted or cannot be accessed by any means. This is false.

>>386770425
Ok this is taking it too far, up until now I was just laughing at his assblasted posts but this is something else entirely

I think he has had a mental breakdown or something at this point

>>386775385

It's an inverse Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Given a platform and some small recognition, an otherwise average person turns into a narcissistic blowhard.

>>386775819
I'm not even the same guy, I didn't deny it happened

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>>386775739
>manboons

>>386770425
Fun fact: Lyin' Cleve deleted this post. He's probably gonna put the game on sale within the year.

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Has Cleve had sex?

This is important, I don't buy games from virgins.

>>386776198
He claims he has a wife and son.

>>386776278
I feel terrible for them if true, I bet he's even more insufferable irl

>>386775819
read

>>386775515
>>386774931
>>386774609

OK guys how can we keep this Trump game from getting a following? Anyone have ideas?

>>386775825
You do understand he calls himself retarded fairly regularly for taking so long getting the game out right? He's not pretending the game is good because it took so long to release.

>tfw you guys think you're hurting Cleve but actually giving him publicity
you guys realize if you had shut up about him instead of obsessing for months he would have sold 0 fucking copies right

does anyone else notice that this thread reads like a comment chain off of r/shitredditsays

>>386770425
>elite connoisseurs of computer roleplaying games with very refined tastes
>can't fucking make a practical inventory interface

>>386776413
See: >>386775739

I´m surprised this thread has no keylogger posts yet.

>>386776479
Nah I notice there's a lot of blatant fanboyism like on rpgcodex

>>386776479
person 1
>eww cleve is such an arrogant windbag
person 2
>yupp hes a freak
person 3
>like have you heard hes insufferable
person 4
>holy shit guys, wow, just wow

Hey Cleve, just wanted you to know that I won't be paying you for your game, I'm going to pirate it for free instead

>>386776473
Good for him and good for us. I'm not emotionally invested in how well Cleve does. I'm mocking the man. If I get to mock him and laugh at him and he gets to sell his shit game to people for the drama to continue, even better, as long as it's not my 40 bucks.

>>386776565
>blatant fanboyism
>entire thread including op is just talking shit about Cleve and the game
really?

>>386776473
I'm just laughing at the dude, mate
I don't care how many copies he sells
We're not on a mission to hurt him

>>386776413

It's already niche as shit. Steamdb shows that the game hasn't even passed 2.5k sales despite the free publicity.

At most, it will be remembered as "yet another game that spent too long indev", on the same shelf with Too Human and DNF.

>>386776601
Awesome man, I've been uploading a shit ton of these with keyloggers that can't be detected. Glad to see people are still falling for it.

do none of you shills want to take a crack at
>>386775665

why should anyone shell out $40 to beta test cleve's broken game?

>>386776601
ENJOY YOUR KEYLOGGERS VIRUS FAGGOT YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU GOD DAMN SAPE [NEANDERTHAL SCREECH]

>>386775336
>We've been mocking him for months.
newfag.
this battle has been going on for decades
it will continue long after you're gone sap

>>386773619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

>>386776568
Did you read any of the images posted ITT? He's an ass, what do you expect?

>>386776726
Yeah it's just a joke haha. The downloads are safe, no problem guys. Seriously don't worry about it.

>>386776278
>>386776342

He definitely has a son. He posted a Grimoire lets play on youtube.

>>386767935
based dany poster

>>386776568
I'll take shit nobody said for 500

>>386776702
if you don't think it's worth it, don't play it. Why obsess over it on the internet for months?

>>386776702
because muh based cleve really puts them SJWs feminazis in their place!
>the fun part being that there is people that unironically would spend 40 bucks just because of this

>>386776702
read

>>386775665

Like why are you so invested in this niche game? You are underage and have never played a DRPG like wizardry before. So why do you need to get upset about it lol? What a loser.

>>386776885
Imagine being the kind of /v/irgin that actually spent money on shit like this and Hatred and that terrible looking open world realistic skyrim-like from the Polish dude just so you can stick it up to the SJWs

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>>386776543
>>386776692
>>386776726
I guess all I had to do was to mention it

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we can't let Cleve get his hands on the RPG codes guys. keep me in on the IRC channel maybe we can figure something out

>>386776885
People bought the game because they wanted to play a game like wizardry again. It's that simple. It's an actual good game if you like the genre.

>>386776998
What?

>>386776971
there's an awful lot of projecting going on here

>>386776692
>keyloggers that can't be detected
sure, that's possible

>>386776998
>we can't let Cleve get his hands on the RPG codes guys

huh?

>>386776647
That's some mighty strong selective memory you got there.

>>386776971
you mean their parent's money

>>386767446

Iam sub 90 iq and not a native english speaker.
Is he saying that the guy pirating their savegames 'placed' a virus in his game somehow? I dont get it.

>>386776971
>Polish
he's Czech you fucking racist nigger

>>386777062
Hell no, there isn't. I didn't pay a dime for any of the games I mentioned.

>>386776676
It's over 3000 and it'll slide back over to mostly positive within weeks as long as Cleve doesn't break anything again. It was never meant to be a game for everyone. It's only catering to people who really like 90s turn based first person perspective party-based RPGs.

>>386777113
80% of this thread is literally shit talking Cleve and the game though

>>386777093
Kek he thinks that virus detection is a 100% foolproof software. New viruss' are added daily in the millions. You are stupid.

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anyone have any ideas how we will stop Cleve? this guy is seriously dreadful

>>386777178
that's not what I meant was being projected, rather the bitter attitude you are exhibiting and decrying at the same time

>>386777181
I kinda liked Yooka Laylee, I wouldn't say it's as bad as MN9 or Grimoire

>>386777154
Yep. Later, when people told him he's being a stupid faggot and an incompetent programmer, he deleted that post.

>>386777154

*that the guys uploading their pirated [...]

>>386777232
stop shitposting and get back to programming cleve, your game is a bug ridden shitfest

>>386777216
Good thing this has been the only thread.

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>>386777207

I just checked, and it's closer to 2.3k. The point is that it's never going to gain a following beyond a small cult, if not by nature of being buggy than simply by the fact that the genre doesn't appeal to most people.

>>386777216
Welcome to the thread. If you want to suck Cleve's dick go here >>386767628

>>386777305
The attitude of buying shit games because you want to support the political message of the developers behind them? I don't do that either, that's what I was mocking.

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this Cleve guy is super problematic. any thoughts on how we might take him out?

>>386777408
majority of the threads have been just like this yes

>>386777312
Grimoire is actually good though. A competent DRPG, Im willing to bet 95% of this thread have never even touched one. lol

>>386777384
>bug ridden
Only bug was the save incompatibility, that's it. And that is fixed, so I guess he has time to shitpost now that the game is 100% fine.

>>386777491
Cleve, if this is your attempt to get people to stop making fun of you, it's failing really badly. You're being real transparent here.

it's literally scary thinking that people are playing this game without knowing that the guy who made it is a full blown ableist, racist, sexist fascist. no seriously something needs to be done

>>386777472
you're making that up is the point, nobody is buying it for that reason

>>386774609
Holy fuck Cleve, you racist piece of shit, you just lost a costumer.

>>386775204
gotta keep that fire burning, anon

>>386777024
Maybe a few that played all the old games to death bought for that reason.

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>>386777438
Ouch, 20 years and he made what, $60k after Steam's cut? I'd be an assblasted faggot too if I wasted that much time for nothing

Redpill me on this guy. Is he really regarded as the best programmer of the west? Thats the vibe iam getting from the screenshots in this thread.

>>386776971
>that terrible looking open world realistic skyrim-like from the Polish dude
What game are you talking about?

>>386777669
The majority of people bought it because they like the genre. And it's an actual good game.

>>386777619
I certainly hope not, but I'm a bit cynical and I can't help but think that people posting shit like >>386777618 and >>386777491 might have.

>>386769559
What the fuck is a "blobber"?

>>386777438
Steamspy has that +/- number for a reason, it's not completely accurate. Cleve says it's over 3000, which is within that range.

>>386777691
how much did you make from your hobbies?

>>386774183
>dumpster fire
twitter detected

>>386777232
>thinking keylogging is detected with antivirus software
1/5

>>386777531
Like I said, strong selective memory
>>386777538
Yeah it's not like the encounter rate was ever 100% or anything.

>>386775379
>pay for grimwah
>copy and paste all the files into a different folder and rename the exe
>close steam
>play for free without using up any of your 'trial' time
>refund once you've had your fill

... 20 years for a racist bigoted RPG game.

yikes.

>>386773081
Terry Davis is actually a talented coder, though?

>>386777273
Cleve does not like Trump. Cleve is not that retarded.

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>>386777734
Keep telling yourself that, Cleve.

>>386776885
because muh shitlord cleve really puts them SJWs feminazis in their place!
>the fun part being that there is people that unironically would waste countless hours shilling against his game just because of this

>>386777618
His beliefs have nothing to do with the game.

>>386777820
that was literally there for an hour before it was fixed, it was a non-issue, were talking about what you consider game breaking bugs

>>386777871
It was at 76% the first day before the review bomb from neogaf. Literally the negative reviews were saying he was a racist and he shouldn't be supported. The saves dropped it a bit but it was actually decent even with the review raid.

>>386777341
Hold on so he's saying he got a virus from pirated save files, which he then uploaded with the latest version of the game to Steam? Or is the live version still working?

>>386777871
>0.1 hrs played This game is old !!!
and how does that refute his point? He said people that like the genre are enjoying, it just happens to be a niche genre

anyone notice how fucking loony this guy is on his forum posts its like woah dude wow

>>386777823
lol does this work

>>386778041
Live version is perfectly fine.

>>386778041
It's all shit, mate. He didn't get a virus. He changed the save folder of Grimoire but didn't know how to actually program the game into being able to create that folder.

haha hey guys can anyone post the latest update with the keylogger?? i got a sape i need to take down haha just post it ok? :D

>>386778132
it works but you should be aware you can't refund after more than a couple weeks

>>386778132
no it doesnt

>>386778152
check the archives for it, it has a bunch of fishy files though so use at your own risk, I would advise sandboxing in order to run it

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>>386778117
Yeah, he's pretty insane. Kinda crazy that he seems to have this following coming out to defend him at all costs.

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>>386777491
>>386777618
Please stop, we know you are butthurt about the game not being that great but this is just sad.

>>386767358
how do you get the quest for the golden hand? im stuck trying to get into the cenotaph and Smithers isn't telling me any useful shit.

>>386778237
yup. nutty times we're living in

>>386777765
I've never spent 20 years on a single project, so nothing to compare it to I'm afraid. If you're counting just anything, cumulative, I've definitely made more than 3k a year on stuff that wasn't strictly work. You don't think it's difficult to make a couple thousand a year doing what you like, right?

>>386777695
>Is he really regarded as the best programmer of the west?
No. He made a billion Commodore 64 games, a shit mobile game and Grimoire. He also worked on a Wizardry game that got cancelled.

>>386778250
the game is really really good though, the rpg mechanics are crisp, the exploration is fun and the writing and world building is surprisingly good.

>>386778275
You go to the catacombs below the crusader temple. At the end you should get it.

>>386777760
Some nu/v/ term used to describe dungeon crawlers.

>>386778237
>>386778318

and he has a following of obsessed haters too. I'd like a psychologist to read these threads and get his opinion on both extremes

>>386778381
>the game is really really good though
wrong. it's ableist

>>386777491
>>386777618
>wtf i love grimoire now. im gonna go pay 40 bucks for this poor replica of wizardry 7!!!
This is what Cleve actually thinks will happen

>>386778342
So you've made 100grand with your hobbies then?

>>386778457
praise kek

>>386778452
Play it and see for yourself, if you like DRPGs you will love this game.

>>386778235
sure it works. The game has absolutely no DRM and steam has no way of detecting play time if its closed

works on literally any steam game that doesn't need to be cracked

>>386778457
Have you even played wiz 7

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>>386777765
>>386778531
Cleve, please. This is embarrassing. You're embarrassing yourself here.

>>386778531
Not yet, but I'm also not even half of Cleve's age. Not sure where you're going with this question.

>>386777983
>>386778086
>review bomb
Try again marketers, most of the negative reviews were made because every few hours, Cleve would add a patch that fucked something up about the game.

It's not some conspiracy to discredit Cleve, people generally don't give favorable reviews to buggy ass games that are early access without being labeled "early access."

>>386777823
>>386778132
>>386778601
Protip: This won't work and Cleve has a very clever DRM designed for Grimoire that will be able to tell that you did this. He's gonna get you arrested. You've been warned.

>>386778612
It's embarrassing that you think Cleve would bother posting in a place like this

>>386778660
What hobbies do you make money with? Genuinely curious

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>>386778693
>It's not some conspiracy to discredit Cleve
YES, IT FUCKING IS
THE SJWS FROM NEOGAF ARE BEHIND IT
AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM

>>386778607
this. Wiz 7 is great but it's also a DOS game and there was a lot to improve on that never really happened

Grimoire is literally just Wizardry 7 in an evolved state. saying it's a poor replica is the product of not thinking very much or knowing what you're talking about in all ways at all

that said the game is sexist and anti-gay so no matter how good it is we can't let this go

>>386778693
The reviews were BEFORE the save game stuff happened. Literally .1 hours in game saying he's a racist.

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>>386778708
Cleve my man, you're too much

If you faggots don't stop making fun of Grimoire, the same thing that happened to Andrew the furry is gonna happen to you. You're fucking with the wrong fanbase. Go home and appreciate your docile sape life.

>>386778531
>cleve said he spent 200k making the game
>~90k from grimoire sales
>-110k is 100k+

>>386778847
Okay, and that's what, a handful of reviews vs. the dozens of reviews complaining about save files and bugs? Trying to sweep every negative review under the rug because "racism LMAO" will just makes it harder for people to trust what you people say in regards to the game.

I mean, it has some potential to be good, it's just a shame that Cleve doesn't know how to program and sank his own pet project.

>>386778847
when will you people learn that arguing with SJWs about the facts is like trying to reasonably convince a bear not to eat your sorry ass

>>386767358
>>386767446
The problem is that video games, especially RPGs and open world games, are a completely different beast. There's a metric shitton of things that can go completely wrong, especially if the game gives you a lot of freedom. Even if you're a skilled programmer you can't really do all of the work for a massive game all by yourself without running into problems.

>>386778847
Reviews started as mixed, then they climbed up to mostly positive, then they slid back down to mixed because .7 .8 and .9 were all terrible patches.

>>386777734
It is safe to say that 99% of those that bought because they think buying it hurts the SJW boogeyman in some way and are way too underage to played anything in its genre.
>>386778381
It is ok if you played all the other games of its kind to death.

I'm still loving the game, almost got my party to level 10.

I'll buy it after a few dozen more updates.

>>386779004
>If you don't like our game, we're going to dox you.
Man, I'm surely going to buy your shitty game now.

>>386779024
That was literally day one though, it was at 76% because of this. It only dropped 10% because of the save file dilemma. So really not too bad honestly, the game is holding it's own.

>>386778823
>Grimoire is literally just Wizardry 7 in an evolved state
You disgust me
I would be very surprised if you ever played Wizardry 7 at all

>>386779005
I thought Cleve was a liar though and nothing he said could be trusted? That it was all just marketing to hype the game?

>>386778708
Cleve, you are officially an imbecile.

>>386779142

Then it's also lies that the game sold more than 2.3k copies.

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>>386778810

>>386779102
in all honesty the game really is excellent, but I would NOT advise buying it now unless you want the truly hardcore, early experience. just being honest. most people should wait a bit and let the hype settle and the early stages settle to see where the chips land. i wouldn't be surprised if he lowers the price but he might not. best to be patient about it in my opinion

that said, people saying that the game itself is poorly designed are just talking out of their ass entirely

>>386779131
It lost 10% user score in less than three days and people are avoiding this game because of how incompetent the patches have been overall.

That's not a good place to be in.

>>386779139
I have, I've beaten 6-8 and played tales of rivia, might and magic etc. This game is a good addition to the genre, no anti-shilling will ever change that.

>>386779234
So steamspy is lying?

>>386779279
It was at 76% with the review bomb, and declined because of the save game thing. I think it will rise again once people are sure it wont happen again. This patch is absolutely perfect.

>>386779032
Maybe you try using those facts sir fagalot. Oh wait you don't have any.

>>386779389
Yeah, most of the recent and recently updated reviews have been positive. It can climb back up.

>>386767358
His genius can't be perceived by the unautistic.

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>>386779139

>>386779385

Sales don't count if you have to give the money back in refunds.

>>386779389
The thing is, Cleve's also planning on adding some DRM to "check for piracy" and you know he's going to fuck something up once that drops.

I'm sure it'll climb back up eventually but atm, its been tainted by too much bullshit, both from the dev and from the community.

FFS, some people are threatening to dox your ass if you say anything mean about the game >>386779004

>>386779487
Yup, that's why this shitposting is pointless because it's just underage kids who are just shitposting to be le epic /v/ army. It's really sad that we had such good threads the first couple of days and now they will never come back .

>>386779619
false flag

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>>386779528
Or, to be more precise, it can be perceived, but is perceived as Aspergers

>>386779528
>genius
>added patches that fucked up his own code
Pick one and only one.

>>386779619
Can you not detect sarcasm? He was obviously joking.

>>386779627
It went to shit the moment idiots swarmed in and took the "sape" shit seriously.

>>386779627
Weird revisionist history. These threads have been about mocking Cleve from the beginning, dude. If anything, the people that actually enjoy the game are the "invaders"

Also, you have this thread: >>386767628
Someone already went through the trouble of creating a safe space so you faggots can run away from people making fun of your precious developer

>>386779727
Is he though? Because they seem to love referencing how they doxxed someone.
>>386779563
>>386774409

>>386779842
I was literally there when the first thread dropped. I have been in every thread since it's release. People were praising the game and constantly asking questions and giving clues. Look at the archive, you will see exactly what I mean, it was nice.

>>386779825
yeah you just know they are underage honestly

>>386779943
That guy posted his steam ID, literally that was it. His steam ID had his name. Jesus christ.

>>386779842
Nobody legitimately enjoys this game, it's all ironic because they think that they'll make some tumblrina cry or some shit.

>>386780104
No we actually do, noone cares about the politics, people talked about the game when it came out because it was a good game. You're retarded.

>>386780047
>yeah you just know they are underage honestly
Of course they are, but the sad thing is, a lot of them are probably invaders from RPGcodex too.

>>386780047
You know there were plenty of Grimoire threads before the actual game released, right?

>>386779842
>>386779842
>people that actually enjoy the game are the "invaders"
nice safe space you're creating

>>386780202
Yes, and I was there for the majority of them, people were genuinely excited for the game. So when the game dropped everyone was happy and played this shit and helped eachother out. Most people who said the game would never come out wanted it to come out and were just memeing him because it was funny.

>>386780104
It's a great game. Just very difficult to get through without sharing tips and secrets with other anons.

Oh shit my bank account just got hacked.