Fuck, Marry, Kill: Metal Jesus' Harem

>>386758529
Tell me what import games each wants and I'll answer

Delete this.

>>386758529
Pretty much that order.
>fuck the landwhale
>marry the normie
>kill the Thing

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kill marry fuck

HIDDEN GEMS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

kill myself

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>386759746
THIS GUY GETS IT

Ana's a sjw, but at least she isn't fat.

Then just marry the asian/jew since she's the hottest and fuck her every day.

what is this all about

>>386758529
i would Marry and fuck the chipmunk on the regular
you can keep the fatty and the literallywho for you

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why bother putting makeup on if you're just gonna look like miss piggy

>>386758529
Kill Marry Fuck

Goddamn what do the fathers of these girls think

>What'd you do today sweety
>WELL FIRST OFF LIKE DONT CALL ME SWEETY AND TODAY I USED MY VAGINA TO IMPORT A VIDEO GAME

>>386760968
sjws WANT to look like miss piggy

they all look like mimi from the drew carrey show

>>386761125
none of these people have ever said this so i don't know the fuck you're talking about my dude

>>386761125
the one in the middle is actually cool

Daily reminder if you find any of the atrocities "hot" or even "cute" you are fucking hideous autistic neckbeard who needs to lower their standards to date women who still hate you anyway

>>386761351
the one in the middle isn't bad looking at all

>>386761426
She looks like a downie

>>386761125
they're usually estranged from their fathers and hate them

>>386761668
that's called "being half asian"

STANDING BLOWJOBS
B L O W J O B S

>>386758529

Kill fatty
Marry middle chick
Fuck the crack addict

>Metal Jesus Rocks

https://youtu.be/yIhH-_BXPr8?t=3m33s

Hate fuck the middle then kill all three.

So what games do they want then?

>>386758529
kill fuck kill

>>386758529
Hold on, I'm confused. Who are they addressing this to, or why can't they import their own games?

>>386762884
Nigga shut yo bitch ass up

>>386758529
woah i always thought 1 and 2 were the same person after she lost a lot of weight and used a lot of makeup

>>386762937
I mean, okay I will, but that doesn't answer my question

>>386759414
>normie

she's a fucking hardcore weaboo, owns way too much imported shit from JP just because it's from JP.

>>386761125
The one in the middle, Kelsey, is actually pretty cool and knowledgeable about Japanese products, especially Nintendo. She's a cute little nerd that I would fuck into oblivion each day if I could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv7fmUFOGDo

>>386763075
Yep and she is much more knowledgeable in vidya than 99% of /v/. All /v/ knows are recently released normie games.

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>>386763075
>this nigga actually knows who any of these people are

hahaha wtf

https://youtu.be/G7O0Eg0h28Y

>>386762285
That's hilarious that they actually filmed their Metal Jesus Rocks bit in Metal Jesus' actual game room.

>>386763208
How lose do you think her vagina too?

>>386763628
english nigga, do you speak it?

>>386763717
No, not really.
Anyways, how loose do you think her vagina is?

>>386763909
probably a bit loose if she has a boyfriend and gets the dick on the daily, also depends if her bf's dick is big or not.


But she is pure, a happa, and a virgin, so probably not all that loose.

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>>386764170
>a virgin
Suuuuuuuuuuure

>>386764265
she's extremely shy and modest

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>>386761705
>getting grease all over the 3DS

>>386764170
>a happa

Doesn't that mean "half white"? She's actually half jewish.

>>386758529
Kill, fuck and marry.