what do i respond

Ask for dick pic

>ur mad
it's the ultimate response

>>386750324
for you

That's what your mom said before I fucked her in the ass last night.

>>386750324
Tell him you're 5 years old. How can you play with a figure in front of your screen?

Respond nothing. Play 1v1 if you don't like passing. No one likes wannabe-ronaldos.

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>>386750324
>and a few AM radio stations

every fucking time

nice switch fag

>>386750324
I'm sorry I played poorly

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>>386750324
I am sorry and will endeavour to do better in the future.

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>>386750324
We need to have a talk...

i cant read

Does anyone get spam on PSN I got 2 so far, they have no icon or trophies and the first thing they say is "hey hows it going!".

>>386750324
voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

>>386752039
Yes and it happens on Xbox too

>>386750324
>this is just a video game. not real life. relax

>>386750324
Respond back politely, but in the same broken-ass English. He won't know if he's supposed to get angry or not.

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>gg ez xD

he'll insult you, you'll report him, he'll get his ass banned
we got another one

Rocket League? I've had a lot of salt from it.

just type this:

>it's lose not loose, we're talkng about gameplay not your mother :^)

>>386750440
can confirm

Simple and extremely effective at making them reeee

>>386750324
Reply saying "Kobe don't pass nigga" and then just reply with u mad after that.

>>386750440
>>386755273
And i will add, get ready for a huge ass textwall of anger and frustration

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you cant respond if they guy was smart after sending you the message he would have blocked you making it so he wont receive any response from you

>>386750440
This. Do it faggot.

>>386752039
Continue talking to them, they send pics sometimes.

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This only requires a single response. Something easy and to the point. I share this with you and everyone else in here. Use this wisely

',:^)

Notice the raised eyebrow, the amused eyes, the sharp nose and slight smile. This invokes a multitude of emotions and counter emotions from the person you send this to. If they insist on spamming your inbox, you simply need to pressure them again with this

(^:,'

This one is even FAR more amused. Notice how the right eyebrow has a far better curve to it, showing how childish the person bothering you truly is.

>>386756609
Like what?

>>386750324
your only response is to familiarise yourself with the "share" button

>playing fifa games
Dumb fucking spic

>>386750324
Dribbled like your mother on my cock.

Makes me kind of glad there's nothing like voice chat on Nintendo plats. Imagine all the shit-talking in Mario Kart.

>>386757036
>Imagine all the shit-talking in Mario Kart.
>thousands of messages all saying FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLUE SHELL BULLSHIT I WOULD HAVE WON YOU NIGGER
Voice chat and messaging was a mistake.

>>386757027
Ayyy

be racist - this is not a native english speaker. then say you fucked his mom.

>>386750539
my mother had her colon removed when she was eight anon.

>>386756672
I like this
',:^)

"you triggered lol"

>>386750324
sacre blue or zut alors!

>>386750324
Hello?

>>386750324
"I have no idea what I am doing, I actually play with a statue in front of my screen"

>OP still hasn't deliverd
Abort the thread.

Is this that same guy that used to send out rage messages in street fighter 4? He had nazi germany related names and had multiple accounts

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>>386756609
I guess, this could have led somewhere I suppose.