Grimoire

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>Each new patch breaks something else
>Manual supposed to come out on Monday, still nothing
>Terrible inventory management
>Shitty UI in general
>Annoying sound effects
>Mediocre generic writing
>Looks like shit, not even taking into account the many different artstyles clashing against each other
>Holy fuck those portraits
>Unbalanced combat
>Bugged up the asshole
T W E N T Y
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Y E A R S

He already fixed that.

>>386749185
You can't lose what you never had in the first place.

>>386749227
the new patch already fixed everything mate

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>Any games started with the latest update are going to crash. Sorry, but that's the best long term solution I could find.

>>386749185
I hate the company's logo.

>>386749185
Do you put the mechano egg back in the khronoworks machine?

>>386749185
This shit is so confusing.

Are the fans of this game entirely ironic fans?

>>386749185
We should turn this into an infographic with what happend next. Some guy on the forums wrote a basic post detailing that the problem was simple and did he try x. he responds with, no I haven't tried that yet, and then the problem was fixed 20 minutes later.

>>386749352
The latest update already fixed everything, that was like 6 patches ago.

>>386749185
holy shit, the motherfucker doesn't even know how to write to your hdd in windows. HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT he's worse than I even knew. He was only writing to an existing file in plain text with # parses like he was using visual basic in 1995.

>>386749434
Doesn't make it any less funny, Cleve

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>starting a thread with old news
Nice agenda, sape.

>>386749227
Calm down Falcofury

>>386749310

Doesn't matter to them. They are only here for le epic tortanic blunder.

>>386749401
Yes, it's like people who claim they can taste an entire fucking rainbow when they sip wine. Everyone is just bullshitting everyone else in order to seem smart.

>>386749493
>>386749474
This is boring already

Does anyone know what to do with the mechano egg?

>>386749480
If his ancestors beat the sapiens why did they all get cucked and die out?

>>386749534
>t.fucking underage retard who has never played Wizardry

Sorry to burst your bubble but before you shitposters came people actually were discussing the game and posting tips. We like the DRPG genre, that's what this game is for.

>>386749185
>the sample savegames were uploaded by people pirating the software
>you can easily see that everyone that uploaded a savegame owned the game

But I thought Cleve was a masterful coder that could do no wrong

>>386749562
They were outbred. Sapiens are great at breeding, for proof of this, look at Africa's projected population numbers for the next few decades (sub-Saharan Africans are confirmed 100% sape, the only group who didn't interbreed with neanderthals)

>>386749480
Cleve is a master shitposter of the highest caliber.

feels kinda bad but jesus christ it's like 40mb it was so easy to pirate sorry Cleve

anyway, i keep losing my whole party to the first monster that i find, how do i stop sucking?

So what's this about the DRM? Is the game safe to install if I can spare the cash, or is this the toxic type of crazy DRM that contaminates your whole PC?

>>386749480
>Grimoire
Holy fuck, I should be buying this game.

>>386749669
You don't, but enjoy the keylogger mate. The uploads have been filled with them lately.

>>386749678
It's pretty fun, I'm on my second run so far and I keep getting raped by worms and shit, I'm down 3 party members

>>386749715
scanned it with every anti-virus / anti-malware thing i got, it's clean

>>386749227
Every thread like clockwork.

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>>386749640
He certainly thought so too

>>386749562
Empathy often associated with greater intelligence. Same reason why 1st world countries all giving in to low IQ 3rd world hordes who only want to take advantage of them and eventually outbreed them.

guys don't download from those links, they have hidden dialer inside, I downloaded it and now I have got bill for 2000$
fuck that shit

>>386749762
It isn't, it's undetectable, people have already complained about their computer running slower.

>>386749185
This fucking moron thinks he can implement DRM that's like 'hard to crack' but can't even handle fucking basic windows file management.

>>386749842
i didn't get it from a link on /v/

>>386749607
I've played Wizardry 6-8 and they were great, but comparing this game to wiz7 is a complete joke, you're fighting against the UI most of the time and many of the puzzles are bullshit because you know the right answer but you're executing it in game the wrong way, like dragging an item onto the character rather than the other way around.

It's much more similar to wiz 4 on console, where every ui choice takes 5x as long as it should and every "challenge" you face is really just a way to pad out content.

>>386749616
Cleve is too busy fixing attobugs to look at things like profiles. Only sapes bother with that shit instead of jumping to conclusions

>>386749715
Keylogger? I thought you said it was a backdoor rootkit hidden in a DLL file that doesn't exist?
>>386749842
You mean you.

>>386749842
I haven't downloaded it yet, but my computer is running slower. Am I in trouble?

Truly the DSP of game developement.

>>386749891
All the puzzles I have encountered were extremely intuitive and if you are fighting the UI then you are lying, plain and simple.

>>386749185
>not using a VM for coding purposes
I mean, even if it was possible to fuck up your working environment, just recreate the VM and check out your latest version. Or check out the version that worked. And any version control should show you what caused your problems. I really can't see how this is a problem at all.

>>386749953

Not really.

>>386749925
You don't even have to look at their profile to see if they own the game.
>>386749940
Yeah, you got infected by thinking about it.

>>386749782
[citation needed]

>>386749934
What are you talking about? The first upload for the first day already had virus's. I'm just saying what I heard, haven't downloaded it because of this.

>>386749724
>my second run
Wait really? How long did it take you to complete it the first time? Does the 600 hour meme seem realistic?

>>386750050
probably means he lost all his party members very quickly and then started over, you get raped by worms immediately in this game

>>386750050
from what i understand, no one's actually beaten it yet

>>386750050
He hasn't beaten it, made another party or reloaded it maybe. Noone has beaten it yet.

>>386749981
Sure, whatever you say, Cleve.

>>386749227
every thread, first post, are you okay?

>>386749940
DON'T RESTART YOUR COMPUTER

>>386750147
How would you know no one has beaten it?

>>386750227
>600 hours
>game has been out for around 160 hours

>>386750227
Because it's literally 600 hours long. Noone has beaten it.

>>386750227
No one's posted any screens or videos from the endgame and ending.

>>386749185
What did he do exactly?

>>386750113
Is there no known way to revive party members?

>>386750368

Deleted this post and fixed the save issues.

>>386749964
Stunning argument.

>>386750537
That's all that needs to be said because people who have actually played wizardry before don't have those problems. You probably played like 5 percent of one game and are lying that you played all 3. It's pointless to pretend otherwise.

>>386749782
Hi /pol/

>>386749185
Holy shit the price is almost as big as it's file size

>>386750449
More like 'Had someone explain to him he's a fucking retard and told him how to fix it', he then tried this fix that ANY competent programmer would know is the problem and magically everything worked again.

>>386750449
That gives me exactly zero answers

>>386750307
>>386750317
how do you know that it's actually that long, what proof is there other than the dev saying so

>>386749891
I'll never understand the praise for CotDS, by far the weakest of the Dark Savant trilogy and Grimoire actually avoids a lot of the problems with CotDS's UI and let's you speed up fights like in BotCF.

>>386750654
we don't, but the game seems that way because I am 50 hours in with 11% exploration

>>386750307
>>386750317
>600

Why are this nerds chanting this arbitrary number as if it's real?

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>>386749227
>https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/%20muh%20dragons.jpg/

>>386750597
>That's all that needs to be said because people who have actually played wizardry before don't have those problems.
All 17 of them?

>>386750307
>>386750317
If no one has beaten how would you know it's 600 hours?
>>386750343
Not proof

>>386750751
The only problem I had was save game incompatibility, in which I rolled back to .05 and updated today to .14. No crash, no save game deletion(lol) nothing.

Is codexia still trying to shill people into buying this early access turd ?

>>386750772
Fuck off faggot and play the game for yourself and figure out the play time.

>>386750745
You're retarded then. A couple of people posted that same exploration percent with 15-20 hours played.

How linear is this?

>>386750832
And that's all well and good, but that doesn't mean that Cleve won't fuck it up in the future when he implements his DRM.
>>386750772
For all we know, the final boss doesn't even work. It wouldn't surprise me considering the rollercoaster we've had in the past few days alone.

>>386750895
Yeah. Better not download that zip from the mega link. It has a new type of super virus in it that is undetectable

>>386750909
>waaaah don't use logic against me

>>386750895
>early access
>game running perfectly
>balance patches every day


desperate

>>386750928
no they didn't, noone posted their playtime along with it, they are straight up lying if they said that and I haven't seen a claim yet, considering I've been in most of these threads.

You don't know what you are talking about.

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>>386749185
shillmoire shilled to hard and it backfired, kek

>>386750895
Yes, and it's fucking hilarious. Now there's a fag going around saying that he installed a DLL rootkit keylogger super virus into some random dude's torrent.

>>386751008
read

>>386750745

>>386750603

Hi /leftypol/

>>386750945
Very.

>>386751131
How is this game linear? Are we playing the same game? After samhain it opens up big time.

>>386750945
Very non-linear. At the start you have access to about 4 dungeons off the bat. However, it's a bit linear in the sense that doing them out of order is basically suicide for.

Once you get past Samhaim and reach the second hub area, it becomes extremely non-linear with literally dozens of areas and dungeons to explore. Quite frankly it's a little overwhelming.

>>386751082
>>386750745
Pics or it didn't happen!
>inb4 I can't because...REASONS!

Hey, i need help. Two of my tanks are paralysed, i tried using potions but since they are sick, this shit comes back.
What should i do?

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>>386751235

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>>386749185
>this last phrase

>>386749715
Keep spreading that FUD.

>>386749185
/v/ has destroyed this man. You gave him false confidence, false hope that his game would be loved, but you were all in it to shitpost. The man clearly can't handle attention and your trolling is bringing him to the brink.

>>386751316
What other ailments do they have? if they have disease you need to heal that first and then rest until paralysis goes away

>>386751603
Not really kek, pretty sure that post was a giant troll considering 20 minutes later the problem was fixed. /v/ can't even touch cleve's shitposting prowess. They are small time.

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Poor Cleve

>>386751603
It's his own damn fault for talking shit and releasing buggy patches.

He's on the same level as Phil Fish as far as I'm concerned, except that Phil Fish made a game that was WAY more stable at launch.

>>386751735
Yeah, right. He deleted that post because even he was embarrassed by it. You can't find it on his steam history anymore.
Dude is incompetent and lost his mind at simple file permissions. It's fucking hilarious.

i really dont get the trolling
the memes were fun when the game looked like it was vaporware and would never release

the games out now and its alright, yeah its somewhat buggy, but thats it, why are there so many people that hate this game, theres barely anyone who bought it

>>386751650
They have both, yeah. How do i cure disease?

>>386751754
based incline

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>>386751754
This is why us sapes won

>>386751849
Its not even buggy dude. There was the save game incompatibility but all you had to do was roll back. It works great now. Before the shitposting people in these threads actually liked the game, and still do.

>>386751798
Patches are fixed in like 4 days.

>>386751845
Just like all his posts on codex are 100% serious right?

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The insane irony in making this post mere hours after losing your mind over file permissions

>>386751897
Search bodies of water for leeches or cast cure disease

>>386751849
You just don't get it don't you? People don't genuinely hate the game, they're only saying that they do in order to rile up the autists ITT who worships the grounds that Cleve shat upon.

Hell, the worst thing said about the game is not to buy it until it's 100% stable. Overall the game would probably be much better if Cleve had taken a little extra time to beta test it.

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>>386752061
He might want to wait at least a week after he deleted everyone's save files before he decides to brag about how smart he is

>>386752061
Does he actually have a wife and kids or is he making that shit up?

>>386751997
>Patches are fixed in like 4 days.
And broken again by the next day.

>>386752194
It is a mystery

If I spent $40 on this shit I'd do the mental gymnastics to convince myself its actually good too.

>>386751735
wtf Cleve doesn't even have a vagina why are you white knighting this hard?

>>386752119
The game is already working great though dude. people are enjoying the game fully now without the save incompatibility

>>386752140
Save games were never deleted, just incompatible with the patch. This never happened. Everyone just rolled back and could play again.

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>no don't overwrite this file is not a windows message
>30 years of programming experience
I don't care about the game or him, but that's some supreme grade retardation.

>>386752225
Everyone playing it around here pirated it friend
Frankly, the content might justify 40 dollars in the long run, but it's still pretty ridiculous to ask that amount for a game shipping with this little polish and such outdated technical prowess.

>>386752202
We will see, but again you can just roll back if the next patch is bad. Until then the game is in the best state it has been since .05

>>386752225
This!

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>>386749185
>I cant fix the reported bugs so I'll put the blame on random people

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Update on this crazy wacky ride:
As of the latest patch, any action you take takes 10% of your max VIT. Experiment for yourself. Try swimming a bit or spinning in circles. You will lose all VIT in no time.
Cleve has introduced YET ANOTHER glitch (or retarded design decision?) with the latest patch

>>386752225
It's actually good though, people have pirated it and bought it later because it's basically wizardry 7.5. If you aren't a fan of the genre then you won't like it.

>>386752396
He fixed it in like 20 minutes after that post

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>>386749185
>The game is fucked.
>Those damn pirates!

>>386752445
lol this literally is not happening to me, and I'm doing it right now. That would actually piss me off if I walked and lost all VIT, you are literally lying. Playing on latest patch as well.

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>>386752445
BASED THAL PROGRAMMING!

>>386752581
It's completely false. I'm playing the game right now.

kek

>>386751013
Sorry you're retarded m8

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>>386752061
>>386751754
>>386749480
>>386749185

>>386749480
I don't know about that sapiens thing but I bow down before that shitposting. Its exploring places I'd never imagined possible. This guy--i mean, neanderthal, is going places.

>Game looks so utterly beautiful.

Why does he have such shit taste? The game looks like vomit.

>>386752729
Post proof that in 15 hours they were 20% in. If you are figuring out puzzles for yourself it will be extremely difficult. Especially if you hadn't played the demo. Sorry your confirmation bias got denied.

yo guys how does the lockpicking game work? i haven't got a fucking clue, is it like minesweeper? but how?

>>386752623
Sure shill, just like how all the other bugs were "hyperbole."

>>386752884
You click the chain until you hit green on 2 chains. Then keep guessing at that point.

>>386749185
He isn't even using his usual autistic speak there, was he really that worried that he stopped shitposting?

>>386752821
Graphics whore sape. You are everything wrong with gaming.

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>>386749185
One more day till the sale is gone and I have to dish 40 dollars. I'm really in deep contemplation right now on whether to buy it or not. Fuck, so conflicted. On the one hand this game is stupid fun, but at the same time is the game worth 36 bucks right now.

>>386752451
He fixed it in 20 minutes after someone explained to him what the problem was. Which is why he deleted the post.

>>386752821
If you spent T W E N T Y . T H R E E years working on a piece of shit, you'd do your best to justify it and pretend it's great too.

>>386752087
Thank you my friend

> Filthy sapes not understanding the reasoning and logic behind the superior neanderthal thought process
As expected

Cleve is far from perfect but the shitposting ITT is too much.

>>386753005
Yeah I know what you mean, I think I'm just gonna buy it at this point, I really like the game so whatever.

>Start up game
>Forest feels like a dungeon
>Didn't get to customize a party
>Why the fuck is there a dragon
>Run into brigands
>HI DEE DEE DIE RIOOOOOOO
>HI DEE DEE DIE RIOOOOOOO
>HI DEE DEE DIE RIOOOOOOO

What.

>>386753110
>t.sape who doesn't understand DnD mechanics and didn't even make his own party

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>>386753072
Yeah, we should stop being so mean to Cleve. 40 bucks for a game this masterful is nothing.

Also, remember: The Grimoire forum is a place for Grimoire lovers only. Criticism is not welcome.

>>386753072

It's probably just one butthurt goon.

>>386753110
That is what you get for downloading the keylogger version

>>386752824
Are you illiterate? I said the same percentage as you, not double. I'm phoneposting so I don't have my images, but there's several people who have posted 10% with a fraction of your time. Someone is even up to 40%. You're just slow.

>>386749185
Pirates BTFO

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>>386753176
cleve is great

>>386753237
I was in the last thread, the guy never posted his time or screenshot of it on steam. You are a fucking retard.

>>386753176

He has no problems with constructive criticism.

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>>386752061
Looks like he put all his points in Intellect and Arrogance.

>>386750050
lol I mean my second attempt, I got killed the first time real quick.

This time I'm down to only 3 guys alive but I think I found everything in this shrine

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>>386749185
>the people shitposting about the game are so desperate they are now creating threads for it in a desperate attempt to control the narrative
How does it feel to be so incompetent?

>>386752228
>UHHHH you called me out on my blatant lies! White knight! White knight!

>>386753005
>I'm really in deep contemplation right now on whether to buy it or not.
Don't
>>386753091
>I think I'm just gonna buy it at this point, I really like the game so whatever.
Seriously don't.

Cleve's planning on adding some DRM in the near future and we don't know what that'll do to existing copies.

>>386753554
Fuck off goon, I bought it just to spite you. And I had pirated it for 25 hours as well.

>>386753321
I'm really starting to think you are an illiterate moron. I didn't say anything about the 40% guy's time played, just that he reached 40%.

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>>386753381

>>386753629
That's the whole point you fucking moron because you said my play time was slow even though there never has been a screen shot of the completion with playtime. You are fucking retarded kid.

>>386753618
Fuck you I'm not gonna buy it now, negating your purchase. Have fun not contributing to this wonderful dev.

>>386753416
Nope, pure Arrogance build.

>>386753110
go to "library" then assemble party and you can create everyone there bro

>>386753436
>How does it feel to be so incompetent?
I dunno, have you tried asking Cleve?

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>>386753554
They are playing the game. You are not. Who are you trying to fool? Everyone knows you're just an asshurt shitposter that fears the incline.

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>>386749185
This is why independent devs never make a game from scratch

>>386753618
$40 to spite someone over the internet ? Not sure if I should laugh or point and laugh.

I don't get all the hate towards Cleve. He's like a lovable crazy uncle.

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>>386751849
>somewhat buggy
Motherfucker, one of the patches made it so you couldn't start a new game!

>>386751448
He actually thinks steam will ban you for something you do off steam.

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>>386753436
threads have reached limit since the game was released, nice try sape or should i say /nu-v/?

>>386753732
Not that guy but thanks, I wondered if I was supposed to get my own party later or what

>>386753706
That's fine, you were never going to play it anyway, you can't even comprehend it.

>>386753818
I was joking really, I actually love the game and pirated it up to 25 hours, I bought it now though.

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>>386753618
>I'm going to waste my money on an unstable game that's going to implement DRM in the near future.
>That'll show 'em

>>386749185
>and it is likely they will remove your account for pirating products you got off steam
lol. yeah he's lost it

>>386753848
He released a bad game and his shitpoting boasting couldn't back up the terrible gameplay.

>I'll ban you if you pirated my game
God what an asshole.

>>386753848
goonshit are completely assblasted that he disagreed with some of their snowflakes

>>386753807
>Everyone knows you're just an asshurt shitposter that fears the incline.
I don't fear something that doesn't exist.

>>386753925
>muh drm

Kek game is good kiddie, you were never going to buy it to begin with, or even play it.

>>386753985
except people who like wizardry like this game making your post completely moot.

>>386753802
>have you tried asking Cleve?
Yeah, he said furfags like you should be thrown in the oven. Take a break before you hurt yourself, Andrew.

>>386749185
>The game has gamebreaking bugs
>It must be the 5 people who pirated it!

>>386753873
Every thread posted within the last few days have been nothing but shitposting. Even the /vg/ thread averages like one post every 10 minutes.

>>386754061
>gamebreaking bugs

There literally isn't one.

fuck off eceleb shills

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>>386753873
I don't think you understood my post.

>>386752451
Fuckin retard, get of /v/ and actually fix your fucking game. It might help if you took a basic programming class, you might learn how to deal with saving files.

>>386754024
I was going to buy it if it didn't shit itself every 12 hours. Now I'm settling for a pirated copy until the game is more stable.

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>>386753504
I'm not even who you were talking to. I just couldn't scroll past your blatant cocklust without commenting.

>>386754061
>The game has gamebreaking bugs
fake news

>>386754040
>Andrew
Who?

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Can anyone tell me where the bag for scrolls is?

>>386754181
What I did was stay at .05 and that was fine. If anything I can stay at .14 but I think that's over.

>>386754159
You didn't hear? The latest patch is good shitskin, no problems with it kek. Silly pajeet.

>>386754262
ikr

>>386753704
Please learn to read before you post.

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>>386754238
>telling the truth is cocklust

>>386754358
Again there has never been a screenshot of map completion with play time. Kill yourself.

>>386754124
>>386754246
How do you know? You're only 11% into the game. Think of all the undiscovered gamebreaking bugs.

>>386749185
Who?

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>>386749772
>>386753318

Yeah I'm starting to like this guy.

>>386754326
It's not over until the DRM launches.

>>386754326
No problems except the game is hot garbage

>>386753987
>I'll ban you if you have problems because all pirates have problems despite your profile saying you own the game
Yeah, he is.

>>386754426
because people are already past 40% and are still progressing dumb fuck. There literally hasn't been a game breaking bug.

>>386754484
>t.sape who has never played wizardry or a drpg before

kek

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>>386749562

Too busy jacking it to chinese cave drawings.

>>386754326
Hah, he actually replied, confirmed Cleve is the one shitposting his game on /v/.

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I found 3 hammers with 50+ damage in a row and i still can't find a 40+ damage axe for my berserker.

>>386754359
worshiping men is pretty gay, senpai. Maybe you should meet with your pastor?

>>386754523
>muh cleve

Why are you lying about the game? And then getting upset when people call you out on it?

>>386749185
Cleve's DRM has become self aware and is now keeping humans away from the incline so the AI overlords can overthrow us
I told you this was going to happen

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HIDE AND IGNORE ALL ANDREW POSTERS

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/386412837/

>>386750603
Geese at least hide the fact that you're a cuck.

>>386754587
Hey cleve, learn to program before trying to make a game next time. We all know why you couldn't get a job in the industry again, because your work was shit.

>>386754518
You should kys for compare this trash to wizardry

>>386754559
Where is the second tablet? TELL ME

>>386754667
>game is broken
>states that it isnt based on fact
>lol game is broken

Do you even have a functioning brain cell pajeet?

>>386754690
It's basically wiz 7.5, sorry you haven't even played it and refuse to play it because muh politics.

>>386754418
You're right, Anon. Every other person that has posted their map completion has been lying about their time played to feel cool on the internet. They had every reason to lie. Even when the person posted 10% completion three or four days ago, they had to have played the game nonstop to get to that point so quick.

>>386749185
UMA DELICIA

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>>386753176
>>386751754
>>386749185
This guy sounds like he has a tumblr account, Jesus.

>>386754690
you have never played wizardry

>>386754758
oh wow

>>386754779
Noone has posted or presented a screenshot about their play time. They just show their map completion and that's it. You are retarded.

>>386754758
This is hilarious, the 'dev' is literally trying to shill their own game on /v/.

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>>386749185
>A very ugly virus
CRAKERJACK

C O D E R
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>>386754842
>oh wow
>shit he called me out on posting lies
>I know next post I will say the game is broken again!

kek

>>386749185
This is really funny to me. I'm imagining him making a post like this every time he forgets a semicolon
>evil pirate jews have infiltrated my computer with a virus by posting their savegames on my forum and asking for help! All is lost!

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Cleve, if you're here, I love your game, and I'm sorry I had to pirate it because I'm poor.

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>>386749185
>that entire textwall was a ruse to make kids admit they pirated the game
>cleve was the one uploading the game to 4chan and packaging it with malware all along
This is fucking crazy.

>>386754518
Unplayable at launch wasn't gamebreaking
Encounter rate up to 100% everywhere wasn't gamebreaking
Saves corrupting wasn't gamebreaking
Being unable to start a new game wasn't gamebreaking
Having to downgrade your current version because the current version was broken wasn't gamebreaking.
It may not currently have any gamebreaking bugs, but it has had a lot.

>>386749772
LOL

That guy is pretty crazy, wtf.

>>386754712
You can find a tablet in the Kublai Cathedral, you will need to get all parts of the Cathedral Bell and merge them to get the tablet.

>>386749185
>Spends so long developing his game probably on a windows 95 PC that he isn't aware of UAC
LMFAO

>>386749185
THAT'S IT!
REFUND SO I REMOVE SOME MONEY FROM THIS CRAZY OTHERKIN!

>>386754858
Couldn't possibly be because they pirated the game and thus had no timer like steam. Nope, it's that they have to be lying because there's no way you're that slow.

>>386754795
He probably has a blog somewhere that hasn't been updated in half a decade or longer. Wouldn't put it past him. People like Cleve tend to share their "deep" opinions in transient media or local conversations, such as forum posts, either because they don't hold their thoughts in high regard or because they don't care to give it a unique platform for persistence.

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>>386749185
>post yfw your not cleve

>>386754978
don't worry about it man, but make sure you check the exes because there has been multiple reports of keyloggers in them

>>386755013
>unplayable at launch

this never happened

>encounter rate

I never experienced this and even then the next patch was 2 hours later

>save corruption

Saves never corrupted they were incompatible with the next patch, everyone rolled back and you could play again

>couldnt start a new game

This never happened

these bugs are gone now so what's your excuse?

>>386755068
Where is the Kublai Cathedral? TELL ME

>>386755124
They never even posted what their play time was. I've been in every thread. You are lying. It's pathetic.

>>386754641
Geez, you doxxed one dude and now you never shut the fuck up about it.

>>386755013

He still regularly updates his blog:

http://vault-co.blogspot.com/

>>386755179
>Actually playing Shitwah

N-NANI?

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>>386749772
>chinese guys going full samurai

>>386755172
>post yfw your not cleve
>posts a picture of fat idiot with a bad haircut surrounded by minorities

Yes, that certainly describes those who dislike Cleve.

>>386755368
>states blatant lies
>OH WOW YOU PLAY THE GAME????!?!?!?!

lol

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>>386754998
>Brings in the DRM
>Game doesn't even launch anymore
>Can't even rollback because of it
>Meanwhile, pirates are the only ones who get to play it.
Post >yfw this happens.

>>386755139
vault-co has been on the web since 1998 and he updates it regularly, nice try sape

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>>386755497
>Codexfags don't realize anyone can replay to there posts

Not him faggot.

>>386755509
Based on the other screencaps it's almost guaranteed.

>>386751754
but he's only making a videogame

>>386755674
You're still retarded though so congrats?

>>386752317
Exactly. If he really was this deadset on that price, he should have broke the game up into pieces and charged like 5 dollars for each piece.

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>>386755509
More likely scenario
>Brings in DRM
>people who pirated the game reach a point 50 hours in where the game crashes and requires a newer version
>they buy the game

>>386750748
That's autism, right?

>>386755267
Yes they did. One of the first people to post 10% said 20 hours. One that posted 11% said 15.

>>386755912
lmao lying again

>>386755179
They did happen. What's the point in blatantly lying?

>>386752061
I gotta see a picture of this guy. He's gotta be soooo punchable.

>>386756010
I could ask you the same thing honestly.

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>>386749185
What exactly is going on here? I haven't been following the release of this game at all. Can anyone give a brief explanation?

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>>386755172

>>386756059
>>>/9gag/

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>>386755495
Aww, whats wrong cleve?

>>386751754
>>386752061
>write inane and irrelevant stories
>get called out for being a nutjob
>nah I'm just high IQ
If it weren't for his colourful language, I'd say he's just the average aussie shitposter.

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>Downloaded a MEGA version someone posted on /v/

>>386756297
just check the exe for some dll files that seem odd, that's how the rootkits have been getting transferred

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No regard for light and form. No understanding of color relationships at all. The faggot just flick with fill tool while sucking the calories out of burger king whoppers. It's sad, they you all defend this. He should've aborted this wasted effort 24 years ago.

>>386756083
Well your question would be baseless. Why do you think initial threads had fanboys raving about bugs being fixed in 120 minutes? It was broken on release. Just because you didn't experience it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

>>386756369
Yeah all 0 of them

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>>386756163
PLEASE RESPOND

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>>386756059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

>>386755801
nigga that ain't how piracy works

>>386755801
Cleve patching the game and having it work as intended? Unlikely, shill.

>>386756460
If your post wasn't so incoherent I may have been able to understand it. Sounds like you may be a third world shitskin though, try again this time without broken english. Poor darkie.

>>386756497
It was not broken on release, in fact I was playing the initial release with no problem. I was there when it released, people were playing it and enjoying the game. You are full of shit.

>>386755801
>imply cleve is competent enough a coder to make DRM that won't backfire.

>>386756163
spoon feeding machine broke

>>386756624
The latest patch is perfect. So I guess Cleve really could implement it by your own admission.

>manage to get past two groups of hi di di die row
>reach a village
>village has roaming beetles that can instagib your heroes

This is the least polished game i've played in a long fucking time, trying to get anywhere without rosy and a bard is just pure savescuming madness.

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>>386756589

Goons are butthurt because Cleve is not PC enough for them.

>>386756163
fuck off sape

>>386756163
>>386756589
Cleve's an autist who has been farting around for 20 odd years, then he released a game that nobody thought he'd release, the launch was bugged, every other patch added more bugs, saves were incompatible between patches because Cleve is a gorilla on a type-writer, and now fanboys are pretending that nothing happened even though Cleve himself released several posts going on about fixing the game and unfucking the patches made to unfuck the game.

TL;DR: Cleve's a moron who is fucking his game over a barrel and fanboys are too cucked to admit their game was bugged on release.

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>>386749782

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>>386755172

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>>386755172

>>386756908
The game was never fucked though, the launch was not bugged and the save incompatibility was the only issue. Except everyone just rolled back and this latest patch is ok to play.

You are retarded.

>>386756660
Even Cleve made a post boasting about his ability to patch the game in under 120 minutes.

You shills are bold as hell to be tellin' people that nothing happened. Are you German by any chance?

>>386756267
you would call Einstein and Tesla insane at their time too

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

The small minority of prolific samefags that support the game blindly should be ridiculed or avoided. Their posts are redundant and easy to spot often including:

>Sape (negative)
>Thal (positive)
>Incline
>Blobber
>The spelling "Grimwah"
>Pressure to purchase Grimoire
>Contempt for the pirating of Grimoire
>Claims that uploaded copies of Grimoire contain viruses, bitcoin miners, keyloggers
>Insults and slurs intended to bait someone named Andrew
>Labeling of the game's art style as competent to gorgeous
>Idolatry involving Cleveland Blakemore
>Prejudices within the genre based on game region
>Grandstanding
>Elitism
>Rabid belligerence
>Ignorance regarding good game design
>Ignorance regarding good writing
>Ignorance regarding color theory
>Ignorance regarding math and the interactivity of simple systems

They argue poorly as well, when faced with logic they'll adopt a veteran gamer stance and insist their opponent is better suited playing games generally regarded as casual, i.e. "Go back to Skyrim, kid." Or the new favorite, "You haven't even played Wizardry."

Bottom of the barrel shitposts from rookie anglers.

Enjoy the thread.

>>386757071
Right there was a patch but it wasn't for anything game breaking. Like that's a big term, game breaking, that implies without the patch the game could not be played. This is an outright and false lie.

>>386756660
Can you not read? Just because you didn't experience it doesn't mean it didn't happen. People on Windows 10 complained about BSoD

>>386756790
>The latest patch is perfect.
2/11 stable patches is still pretty shit when you remember that this game isn't even a week old yet.

>>386749772
He has to be an elaborate shitposter, he fucking has to be.

>>386756871
Nice try shill.

Is this guy the Terry Davis of /v/? Has he talked about running over CIA niggers with his car yet?

>>386757185
Only 2 patches introduced the save game incompatibility, which is now fixed. So really by your own admission hes not doing bad.

>>386757191
Thats what he is.

>>386757178
I was there dude, the minute it was released. That thread had nothing of what you are saying. You are a loser pretending you actually know what you are talking about.

>>386756870
>>386756870
>Get to town 3
>Enemies all have a 50% chance to instant kill[Impale] you on hit, attack 4 times each and can hit all 4 rows.
>Always come in groups of 5 or more, so no bard cheese
>Have to rely on Lethal Hit, speed and luck because they have 500+ HP each

Fuck.

>>386757056
Speaking of cucked fanboys.

>>386749480
Well.
I'm not sure what's happening here but I'm intrigued.

>>386757391
>post facts
>y-y-youre a f-f-anboy

pathetic

>>386757185

Fallout 2 had even more bugs on launch. Now it's considered a timeless masterpiece by many.

>>386757310
Terry Davis got nothing on Cleve. Nothing.

>>386757167
The game could barely be played because clicking on character profiles, or shifting between resolutions, caused the game to crash or black screen.

Until people knew what the fuck to do, that was game-breaking. Imagine if EA released a game like this, people would be calling for their blood.

>>386757493
Not only that one of the most shilled games on /v/ is VTMB and was literally unplayable on launch. They still suck it's dick though.

>>386756608
jesus christ he sounds insane in the campaign pitch.

So suarians are the worst race in term of skill points

why is everbody drooling over saurians berserks?
drakes do the same unamed dmgna have better sts

>>386756871
>He's lying, ignorant piece of shit who overcharges for his ugly af mediocre game but that's all okay because he talks shit behind Anita's back.

Yeah right faggot. I'm not joining you in your dick sucking.

>>386757572
You can't even change resolution, thats literally false. I never saw in one thread people complaining about character portrait, or on the steam forums. False. The black screen is only when you use windowed with scaling.

So no that wasn't game breaking at all. because what you are saying is complete bullshit.

The fuck is this shit.

>>386757324
>Only 2 patches introduced the save game incompatibility
>Only 2
It should've been none. Also, I thought you said there weren't any issues.

>>386757679
I don't know, I personally have a drake berserker, why do people like saurians?

>>386757679
Drakes cannot equip heavy armour because of their wings.

Not that it matters because AC overflows if it gets too high and later you find a +64 AC shield.

64 AC Shield with 12 AC weapon, +natural AC, 18 from pants, 5 from boots, 20 from jewelry and 20 from Helmet might cause the overflow and lead your AC to be negative. Add in 20+ from chest-piece and you usually end up with a -12 AC or worse.

Does anyone know how to get out of the Necropolix? I have 3 skulls(red, white, and blue), but I can't find the fourth or what to do with them.

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>>386757493
>>386757586

>>386757818
I never said that. He's one person trying to code for a game that is pretty big, so everyone is blowing it out of proportion. The save game thing was a non issue when everyone rolled back.

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>>386756608
holy fuck this guy is a goldmine

>>386757886
>overflow
fucking top mother fucking kek

>>386757447
>So delusional that he's getting drunk off his own kool aid
Whatever fanboy, stay cucked.

>>386757959
>doubt
>underage retard who has never played fallout 1/2 or VTMB

kek

>>386758052
>post facts
>y-you-you drank the kool aid
>hasn't played the game

KEK

>>386756608
He is a legit funny guy

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>>386757771
>The black screen is only when you use windowed with scaling.
>wasn't game breaking at all

>>386758053
Not that guy but the only bug I remember from f2 was the car turning into just a trunk. But it has been an incredibly long time since I played it.

>>386758174
It wasn't because you could just restart and have it in windowed or play fullscreen. You are retarded, noone had issues with not being able to play the game. You are making shit up.

>>386757959
have you played either of those games? no? then why do you feel like you're able to accurately talk about what condition they were released in?

>>386758191
How long? because on release it was fucked

>>386757965
>He's one person trying to code for a game that is pretty big
He also had 20 years and multiple delays (with the premise being "testing for bugs" ironically enough) to fix all the problems before launching.

FFS, the game was originally supposed to come out on the 1st, you'd think with all the delays he'd discover something as obvious as scaling the screen causing a black screen of death.

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>>386756608
>In Grimoire you can ride on turtles... [epic music starts playing]

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>>386749782
it's hilarious that people actually think this way

>>386758341
>black screen of death
>just restart the game and turn scaling off

kek

>>386758290
Because you shills will say anything to make this train wreck seem less severe than it actually is.
>>386758191
Proof?

What's the latest version now and does it actually work? If Cleve is not doing this shitposting on purpose he is demented and psychotic. Nobody in their right lives can fuck up their own code that way. And besides, one month ago before he postponed the release, he said he was working on save file format which will work regardless of software updates. This guy is so full of shit that it's hard to even imagine. Now everyone's sucking his dick because he managed to upload some steaming pile of shit to steam depot and press release button. It's entertaining and all but I'd never pay for that shit.

>>386758337
Dunno probably 6 years, but I played it on release as well.

>>386758473
yes the new patch is perfect, he fixed it in like 20 minutes after this post

>>386749227
FalcoFury showing off his assburgerism once again.

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>>386758251
>Having to restart the game because of a bug
>Not game breaking at all

>>386758473

1.2.0.14
Best version so far.

>>386758530
his post on steam*

>>386752061
>all the butthurt microcephalics responding to this
Some people wear their insecurities on their sleeves.

>>386758448
You are so underage it's palpable. Fucking kek this really is Nu/v/

>>386758606
This happens in games all the time, crashes because resolution issues. This is not a game breaking bug, a game breaking bug is you literally can't progress in the game because of broken mechanics in the game.

You are retarded.