Lawbreakers is dying faster than Battleborn

>>386740650
cuz no one gives a fuck about mobas anymore, besides the ones still stuck on LOL, overwatch and dota

>>386740705

Post the unisex bathroom one

>>386740705
CliffyB is miserable inside. I'd pity him if he didn't behave so obnoxiously.

>>386740650
Even Battleborn had a higher peak than this game

>>386741098
No shit, that's the entire point of this thread.

>>386740650
>tfw one of those 1024
Why is it that all the games I enjoy die ;_;

"We knew we weren’t going to reinvent the wheel," Bleszinki said in response to a question from the audience. "Randy Pitchford played our game at PAX and said 'be the M-rated game'," Bleszinki said, noting that games like Overwatch and Battleborn are very T-rated games in their character design and aesthetic

Does Randy ruin every game he touches or what?

>>386741398
I'm going to stop calling him Randy and start calling him Midas.

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wew

>>386741464
That is really fucking gay

>>386741398
Is this real? This sounds too delicious.

>>386741328

Looks like you're a harbinger of failure anon.
That's a real marketing term by the way.

https://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2015/12/certain-customers-spell-doom-for-new-products/

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>>386741464
>It takes place in a video game

Fixed

Is this guy ok?

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>>386741464
>another SJW pandering game is a flop

They don't learn, do they?
At one point companies will realize it's bad for business, right? They love money more than positive signaling, right?

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>>386740650
>420 avg players

DUDE


WEED

>>386741542
Just type lawbreakers polygon and free to play and click the first link

>>386741464
Typical political correct language policing, take a simple common word like unisex, lengthen it out and dilute its meaning, gloat over creating something like 'gender neutral' when all you've really done is further confuse the use of language. Coincidentally, the fuzzier language is, the easier it is to mark any language as unacceptable.

>>386741495

No, Midas turned everything he touched to gold.
You'd need to call Randy something like Shitfinger.

>>386741464
Doesn't that symbol mean 'fashion-challenged'?

>>386740650
A guy with a resume full of average at best games keeps trying to use his name as a selling point, and then blames the audience for his failures and rinses and repeats

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>>386741398

Did Randy sabotage Bleszinski to take the focus off of his own failure?

Really doodles that noodle.

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>>386741464
>h-hey guys, w-we are progressive too like Overwatch, see?! will you buy m-my game now?

what a fucktard

>>386741673
Perhaps you missed the point of the Midas story.

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>>386741630
Topkek, Randy ruins literally everything he touches.

I didnt buy it because the art style and character designs are so boring and generic. Just a bunch of random sci fi shit.

>>386741826

I understand that it is ultimately a curse but most people associate it with just turning stuff to gold.
Randy turns everything he touches to shit.

>>386741464
>2030
>all bathrooms are like this
>can legally show random ladies by penis and balls and ass
>?????

Ive read the game was not really fast. So I didnt try it.

No marketing combined with the fact that cliffy's audience has never and will never care about class based shooter moba's.

Why pander to people who don't play games? Just pander ti the average joe. Is it that difficult?

Originally it was going to be free to play right? Why the change to pay? It still has microtransactions up the ass.

>>386741954
No in a truly progressive society there will be no more pissoirs and all men must sit like good emasculated servants.

>>386741948
Impressive.

>>386742038
cliffy has an audience?

>>386741464
Hope this shit game tanks his company.

>>386741464
Now he just need to convince the LGTBIQQ2JHPTA5&JL community to buy his game.
They will support him, right?

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>>386741464
>corporations and businesses without family bathrooms are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars modifying their buildings' floor plans and thousands more a year to operate and clean a bathroom that maybe one person would use every day
>"futurism"

Post the "cuck-shirt" one

Is this Randy junior?

>>386741464
>This tweet has the same amount of likes as lawbreakers has players
Really makes you think.

>>386742097
""""the gears of war maker""""

>>386740705
>Grow up and [juvenile insult]
What did he mean by this?

>>386742141
Blasphemy, they would never buy a game made by a straight white male.

>>386742097
>>386742214
Exactly. Gears fags.

>>386741464
It's fucking stupid to tweet shit like this but it's hardly why this game is failing.

>>386742248
[Grow up] yourself, you piece of [maturity].

>>386741464
Do gender neutral bathrooms mean that both men and women can use them? Why is this bad?

>>386740650
Dying? It was dead on arrival.

>>386742414
And non-gender conforming binary spirit toads.

>>386742414
Did you saw lines in every woman bathroom?
Women can't fucking do their things quickly.

>>386742414
You might get an erection and accidentally touch the urinal with it.

>>386742453
>Red two breach and clear
>“Subject DOA“

>>386742414
Female bathrooms are generally more filthy, it is a considerable downgrade for men. Also waiting lines and you can be 99% sure they will remove urinals because giving men an advantage is sexist.

>>386742453
no see >>386741512

>>386742534
>Accidentally

>cliffy b
isn't this the guy who hasn't been relevant since gears of war 3 and goes on a temper tantrum whenever microsoft does as much as draw a breath?

>"this game is really fast!"
>is actually really slow
what did he mean by this?

>>386742414
It's probably not a bad thing on it's own, maybe urinals will be put in stalls like regular toilets, if we are generous and ignore everything the other anons have said.

But then you remember the idea of agender toilets comes from the same group that vehemently hates men, and you can imagine the amount of fucking bullshit that'll happen if a man and a woman crosses in an agender toilet, in a world that is insane enough to allow agender toilets.

>>386741774
Hey now. Jazz jackrabbit was the shit

>>386742414
only women give a shit about it
do you really think men care whether they share a bathroom with women or not?

the game looks like it would be big 5 years ago or so

>>386742591
This.

>>386742591
this, women are to our bathrooms what refugees are to /pol/'s fantasy version of sweden

>>386741586
Agenda pushing is more important.

George Soros will pay whatever money these kinds of moves will lose them. So they don't actually lose anything by doing this.

They believe if they push this bullshit for long enough, eventually people will love it or at least stop fighting it.

>>386741464
It wouldnt work men would perv on the women i know

>>386742671
>in a world that is insane enough to allow agender toilets.
Unisex bathrooms have existed forever.

>>386742765
Yep.

>>386742398

Well, maybe if he spent less time pandering to SJWs and being a faggot on twitter, and more time making his game good he wouldn't be in this mess.

Have they thought about the potential conflict between unisex toilets and islamic tradition and culture? Going to assume that no, they haven't put any thought into any of their bullshit.

>>386742832
but he'd be a bad goy if he didn't waste time virtue signalling on twitter

>>386742508
In every night club I've been to some girls go to the men's bathroom to pee because their is so crowded.

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Do you really want always stay in line to take a piss?

>>386742868
>do SJWs realize the insanity of them supporting islam which is completely against every single of their ideals
no

>>386742832
He's the guy who tells other guys what to do. He probably has lots of free time to spend on twitter.

>>386742943
Just piss in the bushes.

>>386742943

This.

Women always take ages in the bathroom because vaginas are fucking disgusting.

It's why I usually fap to 2D.

>>386742964
They share the goal of destroying the West. Once the Muslims are in charge they will enslave or kill the SJWs, so the SJWs are the bigger idiots in this scheme.

>>386742986

Not in a creative director position. Then again, he's a hack so you're probably right.

>>386743047
>>It's why I usually fap to 2D.
>not fapping to traps
plebian

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What market were they even going for? If you want a hero shooter you've already got OW as the paid option and Paladins as the free one. Arenafags are a minority and too busy jerking off over their superior taste to actually play games.

>>386741464
I can't wait for a future where these are the standard. I'll then start exclusively using public bathrooms, and take the dirtiest wettest smelliest shit with absolute pleasure while the audible recoiling of women serenade me into nirvana.

>>386742149
>moving further from a glorified trough because you babies can't trust other adults to piss where they feel is right
This is the future you deserve

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>>386741673
>Shitfinger
for some reason, this made me jej hard

>>386743161
Most likely you will be horrified how disgusting and dirty women are.
Women can't take shit or piss normally and wipe their ass. It is a mess. Google it.

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>>386743212
Looks like Randy needs a big, strong lumberjack to take care of him.

>>386743095

No, they both just use a narrative of victim-hood for political gain.
Just listen to the way they always defend themselves.

>"You're a sexist!"
>"You're an Islamophobe!"

The feminists use "Islamophobia" as another method of shitting on people while trying to appear to hold the moral high ground, while Islamists will let them do it until they have enough power to subjugate the shit out of them.

>>386743275
I have 6 sisters, I'm aware of how dirty women are in their natural habitats.

>>386743146

>fapping to traps

Fag.

>>386743447
It's not gay until your balls touch.

>>386743447
Bisexual master race reporting in. Don't give a fuck as long as it's cute. Sub boys have a lot more things you can tease them about and a lot more names you can call them than girls do.

>>386743447
Its not gay as long as the penis is feminine

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>>386743550

Here we go again.

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>>386741550
>tfw you scientifically have shit taste

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>>386740650
literally what

>>386741550
so basically what this says is that niche products are niche?
Well that's the obvious statement to say about high skill shooters

>>386743918
This cunt is cooked

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>>386744108
m8 this game aint a high skill shooter

>>386744108

Actually it's showing the documented phenomenon of certain consumers who always buy products that end up failing. It's not just about niche products.

>pander to SJWs
>turns out SJWs don't buy or play vidya
>only moan about it
shocka

>>386744261
define "failing". not eating up the latest popular shit trend every time isn't something that sounds very aspiring

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>>386743918
Holy shit, what?

>>386744398
meh, one negative to many

>>386742745
I don't think Soros has enough money to pay for every multi-million dollar flop.

>>386744398

Failing as in being discontinued, stopped being produced. It was a phenomenon that was discovered in supermarket shoppers but is discernible in other markets too.

>>386743918
>Feminine penis argument is now mainstream

>>386744261
well pinning that on the customers seems like a cop out.
to me this simply tells that products that aren't mainstream are only bought by people willing to stray that far away from the mainstream. like that should be obvious right?

>>386743918
living in a /v/irgins paradise

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I hope this is a re-surge of blunderborn-esque threads

I haven't actually touched the game, is it as much of a clusterfuck of bad character design as Battleborn?

>>386744656

No it's just trannys being batshit as usual.

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>>386743918
Post yfw you are eastern european and dont have to deal with political correctness.

>>386741986
it depends on character and skill honestly. if you have good movement its very quick

>>386744732

It's not specifically pinning the failure on the customers, it's merely pointing out that there are a certain type of people who gravitate towards doomed products, and that there is a recognizable pattern.

I mean, it kind of fits in with what you're saying anyway. Less successful products are indeed bought by people willing to stray from the mainstream, people that do this consistently with failing products are harbingers of failure.

>>386744572
I don't think you understand how much money 25 billion dollars is

He could spend 30,000 dollars every single day since Christ was born and still be incredibly wealthy today.
He could spend 10 million dollars every day for 8 years.
The entire video game industry is only worth 90 billion. You only need 4 Soroses to buy the entire game industry.

>>386744750
it's about half and half on character design. some are atrocious and some are rad.fortunately most of them have skins that cover up their faces, but at least everyone actually looks human.
Not that it matters though since the gameplay is actually good. I would have excused Battleborn if the game was actually fun. But it was literally league of legends in first-person

>>386744750
No, it's just completely unremarkable, while Battleborn had designs that were fun to laugh at this is just bland in a boring way.

>>386744647
so almost every indie game is a failure because sales are nil after 3 years?
the article says nothing more than "people with non-mainstream taste buy non-mainstream products which is a good indicator that the mainstream won't = non-mainstream product is not profitable"

>>386740705
Payoff? What's this about?

Someone post the Cuck Shirt tweet. That one was hilarious.

>>386744750

Yes but while the characters aren't nearly as cringe inducing as blunderborn, it's their mechanics that they really fucked up with this one.

>>386745170
Microsoft paid good money to delay some versions of the game

>>386745138

Oh, I didn't read the article I specifically posted, I'd just read about it before and I'm lazy. Woops.

>>386741550
Love this. Marketers don't blame themselves or their shit products, they blame the consumer somehow. Wonder how much that cost to make up.

>oh product X didn't sell well? That's not because we spent all your advertising money on blow and hookers, it's because we found that this specific group of consumer liked your stuff which shows that your product is outside of mainstream tastes so there's literally nothing we could have done to save it.

>>386741464
I'm glad I never ended up playing this despite a friend hounding me to play the beta a bunch.

>>386745138
>The interesting thing here is that the researchers tweaked their definitions to see if the effect was robust, or whether it fell apart when they changed something small. They reran the tests, changing what constituted a failed product or what length of time they considered the "introductory phase," yet they kept finding the same thing: a certain group of customers was associated with a lot of failed products.
Read the article sperg.

>>386741670
This. Could just label shit "Restroom". But no dumb faggot has to virtue signal in a God damn video game.

>>386745261
The game came out on PC and PS4 on the same day.

>>386744750
not really
the general vibe is the same though, a middle aged man desperately trying to stay relevant by riding on that early 00s "badass" chic while simultaneously pandering to what he thinks the young people are into now
like its not bad enough to give fred durst a headache but its still a fucking grating experience and bizarre combination of ideals

what i dont understand is how people who used to do it all for the nookie are now the kind of people petitioning for legal acknowledgement of alternate genders and shit, even for professional posers it seems like a ridiculous shift in mindset

>>386745297

They aren't blaming the failure of the products on the consumers holy shit learn to read.

>>386742591
They already have removed urinals in the new US Navy boats.

It's funny, but it's literally a case of penis envy with the idiots.

>>386743542

you're not a master race, you're just a fucking degenerate

JUST edit when?

>>386740705
Why is the game dev/journalist hangers on twitter social circle so fucking replete with emotionally stunted manchildren

>>386745561
I didn't say they were holy shit learn how to read.

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>>386743918
>suckin on peepee ain't gay

>>386743918
>traps_aren't_gay.jpg

>>386745658
Sorry that you have to give your brain a workout with all the mental gymnastics deciding if your favorite fetish is gay or not, or wasting time worrying about whether that cute cosplayer you just got aroused by was a man or a woman :(

>>386745728
>Marketers don't blame themselves or their shit products, they blame the consumer somehow.

You are implied that they were, you retard.

>>386745453
Yes, that happened after the drama, Cliff then claimed MS never gave him money to delay the game, but to help him porting it to w10, despite the early ads for the game said that the game would come to pc and xbone 2 months early

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>>386745261
>game comes out on PS4 and PC same day
>no xbox version announced
>MS payed to delay some versions
The fuck are you talking about anon?

>>386745850

are you having a stroke my man?

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>>386745290
np, I just disagree that it can be applied to digital markets and videogames. it's only applicable for retarded publishers that spend AAA budgets on niche games and expect AAA profits. hence the "failed" part.

>>386741464

If all the bathrooms are like that, why do they need a picture of a half man half woman over them?

>>386745107
Why would he pay it though, His entire agenda pushes for racial-segregation, Everything he does has the intended effect,

Hes actually is in-fact our greatest ally since hes does nothing but make this shit even more transparent and help spark outrage against the movements he backs, Since he escalates the radical left movements to the point of absurdity, If it was a gradual process over a century no-one would've noticed, Right-Wingers would be laughed off as conspiracy theorists and have nowhere near the traction they have today.

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>>386745439
>retail and digital markets work the same

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>>386740650

BUT HOW?

IT HAS GENDERFLUID BATHROOMS! WHY PEOPLE AREN'T LOVING IT???

Average SJW:
>I am a gigantic faggot and a cuck
Cliff Zimbabwe:
>I am a gigantic faggot and a cuck you asshole

Wow so snarky and unconventional a real rebel in the Twittersphere.

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What did they mean by this?

>>386744656
>mainstream
SJWs are an extremely loud vocal minority. Nobody with any common sense says that shit.

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>>386743918
>woman's penis

hold the fuck up

>>386746552
There are only 3 blacks in this image. Can you spot them all?
99% will guess wrong!

>>386741464
lmaooo im so glad his game failed now, what a fucking faggot

>>386742414
its bad because political activists are trying to force every bathroom to be gender neutral for weirdos who cut off their dicks or have mental problems. gender neutral bathrooms have always existed when it made sense to only have one of those, but sometimes it makes sense to have a separate mens room with quick and efficient urinals

>>386742765
This, but seeing as only one person typically uses a unisex bathroom at a time trans people won't get the attention they feel is owed to them for subjecting us all to their personal brand of faggotry

>>386742414
i dunno, you want your little girl takin' a piss in s stale next o /v/

>>386746251
You sound extremely butthurt for some reason. What are you even complaining about here? First you say the result of the study is obvious and equate it to a general statement that should apply to all products and then you claim that the model doesn't apply to digital markets. So what is it then? I don't necessarily find the result of the study obvious, but it does appear pretty logical. I assume you are the original poster. In case you are not: Tell me what your point actually is.

>>386742680
don't worry anon, the guy doesn't even know what Jazz Jackrabbit is.

>>386743518
>>386743550
I like you guys

>>386743918

I hate retards like him more than the sjw.

Acknowledging them and talking to them about their delusional fantasies only reinforces it and gives them the feeling of credibility.

>>386741464
>Lops off a triangle off a vector icon
>LOOK EVERYONE WE ARE SO PROGRESSIVE SUPPORT OUR GAME

Yeah nah.

>>386746552
>2 Winstons and a Sombra

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>>386742071
>>386741464
>>386740650
>Why pander to people who don't play games?
Because its the right thing to do, you bigot!

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>>386746552
>Giving niggers jetpacks
Its like you want crime to skyrocket

>>386744779
Feels great man, but I'm a spic

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>>386740650
still has more players than DOW3

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>>386750226

What an achievement.

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>>386749423
The corner of my mouth made some slight involuntary movements.

>>386741464
I've never understood with bathrooms are separated, people are afraid of being raped while shitting or something?

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>>386750480
go into a middle/high school mens bathroom
then into the females one

then come back

>>386750480
For one, if a woman is half naked in the next cubicle it's fairly easy to take some creepshots from above or below the separator wall.

It's also awkward to take a massive shit if a member of the opposite gender is within a meter from you.

>>386750480
because women dont just unzip their pants, piss, and dip like men do. they change their tampons, they spray blood everywhere, they do their make up, they piss and shit all over the seat because they have to hover, and this takes 20 minutes per stall

>>386750570
wtf why are women so fucking gross and why are there no urinals in the girl's restrooms? it's 2017 and there are girls out there who can pee standing...

>>386750570
If I go into a highschool and enter the female bathroom as a 35 years old guy I don't think I will be coming back in a few years.

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>>386749034
yup way more believable

>>386750715
>not getting mistaken for being a 14 year old little girl
c'mon moot
step up

Is Cliff posting the new Randy posting?

>>386741464
Looks like those bathrooms will stay empty

>>386741954
I'm dropping my pants at urinals if this ever happens

>>386751623
i sure hope so. both of them can be posted together in harmony, the more material the better.

>>386749423
Put me in the screencap

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>>386741464
and if you could go inside that bathroom the only thing you would find is a copy of lawbreakers, floating in a toilet

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>>386740650
Post LawBreakers theme music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

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>>386749423
>the post that saves the thread

>>386741717
Underrated post.

Because the gameplay doesn't feel "fast". It just feels floaty and gross.

>>386749034
Since when was believability an issue? What the fuck does that even mean? What is there to believe about vidya? I can't even process that.

>>386745902
>Tekken 7 barely in front of it
>All those other great multiplayer games so low
Fucking PC gamers are terrible.
Sometimes it hurts being associated with these fuckers.

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>>386749423
Carlos you fucking piece of shit I love you.

>>386742414
it´s discussed discrimination of men.
the lines to men´s bathrooms are usually shorter since you can fit extra urinals into male bathrooms and men don´t have pie as often as women
unisex bathrooms just means longer waiting times for men because women are inferior in everything

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>>386749423

>>386749423
I´m dying

>>386746552
Why are whites so under-represented in media?

It's like there's media bias and racism towards whites.

>>386750480
women are slower on bathrooms, its actually better separated

>>386749423
>called lawbreakers
>game is full of black people
what is Cliffy trying to tell us?

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>>386749423
INFINITE KEKS

>>386749423
Das Raysis Carlos!

>>386753804

Maybe there is still some light in that dying husk of his, it tries to tell us the truth in subtle ways.

See you around cowboy.

>>386742414
A nice restaurant I visit occasionally has unisex toilets.

There are 5 stalls and a wide area where about 3 sinks are in front of a mirror. Without fucking FAIL all three sinks are being blocked by women fiddling with their fucking makeup and chatting. It's horrible and no wonder their queues are so long.

Oh and they look at you like I'm an asshole for asking them to kindly step aside so I can wash my hands.

>>386754503
You should pull them into a cubicle.

>go for rationed oppression spray session
>queue for three hours while glorious femlords enjoy their freedom to actualize themselves in safe cubicles
>dare not move a muscle as I hold in my liquid patriarchy lest I get arrested for microaggressions
>finally reach the safe cubicle
>male privilege receptor is filled with shit and blood and tampons
>dare not pre flush or eco warriors will arrest me for wasting water
>misogynist stream of violence flows into the shamehole spraying the essence of woman all over my clothes
>finish oppressing my bladder and leave
>get arrested for accidentally look at a femlord on my way out

>>386741802
but overwatch is all about OVERT_CROTCH. People say one thing, they like the other, keep games horny.

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>>386744779
There are certain perks to being a slav.

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>grown man
>calls himself Cliffy B

>>386756328
By the look and sound of this game CciffyB stopped maturing some time in 1999.

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>>386749423
Well there go my sides

>>386756562
no wonder he thinks hes making the world a better place by putting a transsexual bathroom in his game

>>386754631

It never gets old.

>>386756649
Jesus Christ, I hate that progressive agendas are being hijacked by this shit. It's a bunch of well to do stuck up "liberals" who just sit around and pat each other on the back all day about how great they are for being progressive, not understanding anything they are doing in the process.

I am a classic, true liberal and I live in California. Most of my time is spent arguing with retards who don't understand, that ironically, the shitty stuff they preach about being great all the time is negatively impacting minorities, the poor, and making us more segregated then before by force. Then you have shit like Google firing a guy over a completely valid, researched opinion. It's become impossible to deal with these caricature liberals anymore and it's not like the grass is greener on the other side. Conservatives use the exact same tactics and both sides are quick to point out when the other does it sitting around wallowing in their own shit.

When will we get the social libertarian revolution?

>>386756998
>I am a classic, true liberal and I live in California.
How does it feel to be in the high middle class?

>>386757417
I grew up in poverty and just earned may way recently into the lower middle class. I'm actually somewhat thankful for this because it seems like growing up in this environment gave me a much more realist perspective on issues in society.

>>386757660
>he wasn't a bourgeoisie neolibtard
I like you anon. Represent.

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>>386757660
>realist perspective

>California
>realist

>>386756998
>Conservatives use the exact same tactics
lolno. conservatives have been the majority for centuries in america and have used it to defend free speech and other things. what youre tasting now is just 10-20 years of liberal control of major institutions and media and the result is an inconceivable disaster that really gives you understanding about how communism was the biggest disaster in human history. youre lying to yourself.

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>>386746828
Thats the thing, you can add agender bathrooms but this is a matter of privacy now. Unless companies arbitrarily spend more money building more toilets, we are gonna have colossal hold ups to piss for no fucking reason. Are we going to live in the age where vaginas and penises are just seen in public without care now? Coz that sounds like a hentai script in the writing.

>>386745297
What's the King of the Hill episode where Bill is a stock pig for Peggy, Dale and Connie? It's like that

>>386749423
hello future screenshot viewer. kill yourself

>>386750570
I remember in elementary school, some girl spread shit all over their bathrooms walls

>>386740650
What was he thinking? I checked out a stream, and I could instantly recognize overwatch archtypes like tracer, genji, etc.

Did Blizzard really design their heroes so well that other companies can barely deviate from it?

>>386745850
P R O J E C T I N G

>>386749423
Been a while since a good Carlos

>>386757417
The cost of living offsets anything like that. Los Angeles alone is more than an argument that California has a lot of money in every pocket. The ghetto isn't just an exaggeration.

>>386757986
>Just because you live in a place you have to drink the kool-aid of all the retards around you.

The major issue in California right now is there is a growing shift between moderates and extremist who get all the big representation because they are big players in major cities like SF. Our political discourse and social discourse is shifting from "logical egalitarianism" to "absolute egalitarianism with a catch."

For example, there is cultural diversity in a lot of places in California. We have areas with very high populations of Asians, Mexicans, Whites and Blacks all intermingling. Because of this, a white kid might get really interested in Asian culture. He might immerse himself in it and try to become a part of it and understand it better.

Now however if a white kid tries to do this, people literally treat him like he is a "Nazi," who is "appropriating" culture. What the fuck is it? Do you actually believe cultural diversity is good and we should respect and celebrate all cultures or do you think people should be huge separatist who are not allowed to partake in each other cultures because trying to understand each other is offensive?

This kind of behavior is getting huge in major Californian cities, but even there you are getting push backs of people not accepting this absurdity, but all the people involved in the arguments are still left leaning.

>>386758623
>Conservatives are the defenders of freedom in America and the liberals ruined everything

Okay bro.

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>>386761857
>anon is actually based

Only reasons people wouldn't like this game

>haven't tried it
>haven't tried wraith/assassin
>suck cock at wraith/assassin

I dont understand gaming anymore

>Release a mediocre game for free in the beta for months and let everyone play and watch it

>Then close the game and charge people a full price (to play the exact same game) after all the hype has worn off and everyone already saw and played everything

>Cant figure out why people want to pay for a game they just played for months for free

>>386762235
I don't have to play a game to know that's it's shit. After 25 years of gaming experience, you can tell at a glance.

>>386762550
More like

>Release a mediocre game in beta
>Lots of people like me don't see it having appeal
>Change it for a second beta
>Miss out on a chance to play that one
>No way to even see if the game is any better feeling than before
>Cost 30 buckaroos
>Just say fuck it

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>>386749423
that's the best carlos I've seen

Cliff is kill?

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>>386749423
finally a good carlos

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>>386740705
homophobic

>>386750480
Girls are nasty as fuck, I remember in middle school some girl had her period in the sink. All the girls got yelled at, and the guys were just kept in class. Fucking nasty shit.

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faggot game for faggot people

>>386742739
t. swedish cuck in denial
install cameras in your house cuck, you 'll see by yourself

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>>386740650
Because everyone tried Overwatch and that was fucking boring after 2 weeks. Fucking FAGGOTS wasting good money on shit like this when we are in dire need of new and fresh single player games.

>>386765867
I'm going to be attending the same school as these people in four monthstime

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>>386765867
The transition is almost complete

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>>386740650
Why no one is roasting Cliff on twitter?

You know what went wrong? The only reason I ever knew Cliffy was making a game was because /v/ was trashing him. I didn't even know what it was called until the other day when I was bored and clicked a thread for some random sounding game called " Lawbreakers "

>Oh, that's Cliffys game
>sounds like a crappy mobile game name wtf

Advertising fail.

>>386740650
because i found it to be mediocre as fuck.

hell, even twitch streamers want nothing to do with it.

there is no strategy, there is no pacing, its like cod and halo reach did meth and had a baby.

>>386768154
I only knew about that game because of crowbcat videos, it looked so boring and forgettable

>when people actually care about these retarded games

>>386740650
I wonder how many units this shit sold on consoles

>>386769069

This

>GUYS LOOK THIS GAME IS FAILING HAHAHA

Who the hell cares?

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>>386742591
>Female bathrooms are generally more filthy

That's the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. Coming from someone who used to work various jobs that involved cleaning restrooms, the men's room was always completely disgusting. Even worse if you have nasty ass homeless guys literally shitting the place up.

>>386769905

>my anecdote is more correct than your anecdote

I used to work in a grocery store, and both the men's and women's bathrooms were disgusting.

I once saw a homeless woman shit right in the middle of the store from underneath her ankle length skirt and keep walking along. Women are fucking gross just like men.

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>>386770036
Considering I've worked more than 8 jobs that involved cleaning restrooms, which is pretty sad in hindsight, I'd say I'm objectively more correct than you.

>>386770318
No you are not dobson, fuck off

>>386770318

Maybe. I'm not saying dudes aren't gross. If you've ever been in a movie theater bathroom, you start noticing there seems to be a huge contingent of dudes who can't seem to aim at a urinal 6 inches in front of their junk and piss all over the floor.

Then again, women don't even have to try to hit the toilet. They just sit and it has nowhere else to go.

Either way, humans are just gross.

>>386769905
I worked in a building where someone actually shat the floor in the women's bathroom once. The cleaning ladies said it was always filthy, bloody pads on the ground and so on. Men's rooms are only filthy if some cunts don't know how to pee inside a hole.

>>386741464
As a trap, this is fucking stupid

>>386745902
More like LOLBreakers

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>>386755028
>tfw have a fucked up knee and can't squat anymore

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is there a single white male in lawbreakers? seriously

>>386743918
Ironically not just do I get where that (I honestly have no idea) is coming from but even agree with it
However watching that conversation layout makes me realise how retarded I sound.

>>386740650
How long until free2play?

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>>386773737
Its not gonna be F2P, its gonna be free trial!!!!

>>386740705
I remember I used to think he was cool back in old ass magazine interviews. He's become a real cunt though.

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>>386774972
He used to be cool, sadly success brings the worst of people

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Fuck you Cliffy, that's the price for not bringing Gears 2/3 to PC, you kunt.

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>>386740650
Wait, so did people actually hate this game or want this to fail? PC gamers man....

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>>386776561
I wonder if Randy finally got rid of his curse and gave it to Ciff

>>386776678
I dont care about it. I'd rather launch Quake Live, Toxxik or something like that.

I'm not into full on mp games these days. Prefere coops amixed with sp- like Killing Floor 1/2.

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>>386740705
>that hairline
Cliffy revealed to most certainly be a nu-male.

Game is actually really fun, man.
I should start making webms, I've not seen any competent gameplay from any of the videos I've watched so far.

>>386777728
>Game is actually really fun, man.
Sure thing Cliff

That's a shame. Was actually gonna buy that this week. Damn.

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>>386741464
>>386741586
>>386742098
>>386742832
>>386748713
Because designing a game around left-wing utopias clearly tanked Overwatch oh wait

>>386742414
Gender should be defined, it's how we react to each other, and any attempt to disrupt such a thing should be ignored.

>>386741464
In the future they envision wouldn't that just be called a bathroom though?

If you live in a world where bathrooms aren't segregated they wouldn't advertise that fact because it would just be normal.

>>386778185
You clearly haven't seen a Wraith flying through a map grabbing objectives and killing people

>>386740705
Grown up people eat dicks? Good to know you faggot Cliffy.

The only good thing he did was Gears 1. I don't know why he would abandon a decent third person shooter to hang out with the indie faggot cliques.

>>386742591
You have never been outside of your rich boy palaces, you're in university or something aren't you?

Try using a mens public restroom in a place with lots of immigrants, it's like the elevator to hell.

I saw a shit so big in a toilet last week it was impossible to flush, I would of been impressed if the savage hadn't wiped his shit all over the door and walls (due to lack of toilet paper)

>>386741986
A lot of it is tied to your characters sprint meter, so you basically only go fast half the time you want to for some reason.

CURSE OF KEK

FUCK YOU CLIFF KEK

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>386779595
This game was literally the Trumpet version of Overwatch

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>>386778547
why is that retard sperging out so badly?

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>>386741464
I don't even care about this shit in video games so much as them trying to use it as marketing. It's like when Assassins Creed had their first "trans" character and they sent out emails to the press about it.

And every single time, it has zero bearing on the rest of the game. Just random virtue signaling to seem more inclusive.

>>386740650
Because everyone knows cliff is a cunt and no one wants to support him

>>386783071
they do it because they are aware that college marxists have hijacked the video game press and video game media. they know they will get unmerited reward from it.

>>386783071
>It's like when Assassins Creed had their first "trans" character and they sent out emails to the press about it.
What!, I never heard about it, fucking ubisoft

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>>386741464
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Shit, I thought this was gonna be a f2p game. We're they actually expecting to do well selling it?

>>386741464
>game has diversity
Cool
>Game is shit
Not cool
>Game is shit and shoves diversity in people's face as if it's special
When will devs learn

>>386777692

If your balding at 20 your a numale. Chiff is like 42.

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>>386740650
>Hi my name is Cliff Bleszinski and my game has more genders than active players

>>386745902

Cliffy B?

more like cliffy BTFO heh gottem

Been playing since yesterday and it finds matches fast as fuck

Sure the Steamcharts are accurate?

>>386787227
depends on the game, when I play black ops 2 on steam there's like a 50-100 players margin of error according to the numbers the game presents
But in others like insurgency the numbers are always correct by 1 or 2 players

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>>386778547
A rehabilitated Iraq would only be a good thing.

Successful states aren't a left wing fantasy, and do you want to claim the opposite for yourself? The right wants only failed states? What in the fuck?

How do you alt-right retards genuinely fail to notice just how overtly dense you are?

If it wasn't for fucktards like you, all those insane screechers on the left would have far less legitimate ammunition.

>>386741512
I've seen this graph a couple of times and I still don't get it. What the fuck is this? Refunds? Is that why the ownership has dropped so sharply?

>>386782959
/v/irgins are easily spotted outside of /v/

>>386787498
>A rehabilitated Iraq would only be a good thing.
Fuck that shit, did you forget iraq supported the terrorists in 9/11? Not to mention all the american and EUROPEAN deaths that those fuckers caused to our troops?
I hope iraq turns into a nuclear smoking crater

>>386741464
>make Overwatch clone
>copy only the bad stuff
>leave out the few good things it brought
JUST

>>386787646
Yes, but I really doubt half a million people bought this game, barely anyone knew it existed.

>>386766463
Is that a unisex bathroom?

>>386787498
The only thing the Middle East deserves is to get their refugees pushed back in there, and then get thrown a 10 gigaton nuke.

>>386778547

Holy shit why is that weeb reacting so strongly to a fucking map for a video game?

>>386787991
Some people here can't contain their autism to an anonymous forum

>>386745107
He only pays for influence like BLM, SJW feminism, Anti Trump rhetoric and for behind the scenes stuff(he has shares in Netflix, YouTube and Google) and makes money off of controversy. That is the thing he does play a huge role behind the scenes and I do not doubt it. But for video games I think it's because they see these things on the media and believe they appeal to a young demographic but do not realize a majority do not like pandering and never have.

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>>386740650
Played it a bit during the beta.

maybe kids these days are shit at quake style games? it was fun enough. Nice and fast, a little simple in that all of the advanced movement is just cooldown based.

maybe it was just too good for this world

>mfw it has worse numbers than the atrocity that is battlebad.

>>386744750
The abilities are really cool and it's physics based so you can pump yourself into the air awhile shooting and stuff

Visually it's meh some of them but gameplay is good

>>386746552
We Wuz flying Baboonz N Schiiet.

>>386741986
that is true for everyone except wraith.

he has no limits and must only fast

>It's a "Muh go fast and snap-shoot" game
Pass.

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>>386741986
>mfw killing someone at the speed of sound with kicks and stabdashes
>calls game "not fast"

i mean if your playing any of the shit characters sure.

>>386788513
Not really though. Most of the others just need bhopping to maintain and gain speed. Even the rocket guy, the slowest one in the game, becomes one of the fastest by shooting backwards in zero g

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>>386741464
So how about just have a sign that emphasizes it's a bathroom, the actual function, instead of the gender chimera?

>>386787890
>>386787646
>>386741512
600k was the open beta

>Arena shooter fans don't buy (or play) arena shooters
>Hero shooter fans just play Overwatch or Paladins if they are poor
What the fuck was CliffyB thinking?

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>>386749423
Damn Carlos nice one. Needs a screencap.

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>>386789585
>>386741512
I cant fukcing believe it, the beta reached 598,000 players but it only got 2000 buyers?!?
How fucking awful is the game?

>>386740650
huh? this game was never anything. who cares. another shit shooter game trying to copy overfart>>386740650

>>386749423
This wasnt funny asshole.

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>>386789980
Why so mad Cliffy B? Are you mad about bathrooms?