why is she so perfect? i will never hug her, snuggle with her

>>386724826
Character looks like shit, but that german actress is cute as fuck.

>>386724826
she looks like a hippie high on weed.

>>386724826
She spooks me.

At first I thought she was ugly, but she kinda grew on me.

>>386724953
>german actress
I wonder how many refugees she "welcomed". :^)

>>386725183
Actually she moved to UK, so she's the one :^)

>>386724826
>women characters ugly on purpose

why do they keep doing this?

>>386725263
To keep you triggered autist.

Why is this game only 30 dollarydoos?

>>386724826
She looks like a meth head or that kid from that Sonic art film.

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>play game
>wake up

>>386725024
even better!

>>386725263
Because it's not important.

>>386725328
its a walking simulator with occasional combat and brain dead puzzles.

>>386725253
She wants the Paki d :^)

>>386725263
because unconventionally attractive like this is way better and more memorable than another perfectly boring beauty

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>>386726468

>>386724826
TEEF

>>386726468
but I need my sameface animu grills!

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>>386726528
i had spent way too much time in that photo mode

>>386725336
>that kid from that Sonic art film
That's what she reminded me of, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks, anon.

>>386724826
>>386726528
>>386726605
>>386726763
Is she retarded or something? Why won't she close her mouth?

>>386724826
looks like a meth addict

>>386727316
best kind

>why is she so perfect?
Pfft, Tameme, please.

>MUH TOO DEEP FOR YOU SHITTY ENDING OF FIGHTING RANDOM ENEMIES THAT KEEP COMING UNTIL YOU DIE AND THEN YOU WAKE UP BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS CRAZY AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM, SO FUCKING DEEP

There I just saved you $30 from this pretentious shit

>>386724826
I want to bash her face in, m8

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>>386727315
she can't.
too much inner torment and shit

she looks like a disgusting inbred white trash even the makeup cant hide the ugliness

???

Today I had a dream about paiting my face to resemble her paint and dirty cheeks, like trying to make a shitty cosplay. But I have never played her game, don't even know her name, and I'm a man. What the hell? I only know this shit because of /v/ and the cuck sterling review

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>>386724826
>2 (two) animators
>hacked together mo-cap equipment made from plant pots, gopro cameras and ikea furniture
>video editor with no acting experience playing the lead character
>poverty tier budget
>still better animations than Mass Effect Andromeda

Andromeda just keeps on giving.

>>386725328
Because it wasn't made by 300 people on a 20 million dollar budget and expected to sell 7 million copies

>>386727580
>it was all a dream
Is that really the fucking ending?

>>386725263
DELETE THIS!!!

SENUA IS CUTE

CUTE!!!!

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perfect

Thanks for giving me one more reason to kill myself, fuck off and stop being ironic, its not cute and it never was.

>>386726468
BTFO'D

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>she will never be real

>>386728115
Melina>Joosten

>>386728115
Why is she so qt in real life, and looks like insane crackwhore in game?

>>386728223
This.

>>386724826
what game is this from?

>>386724826
>Introduce sword combat mechanics after endless cut scenes
>Promptly breaks your sword and becomes a walking simulator up-to halfway in the game.
>From there on, you'll meet exactly 1 additional enemy type and a boss.

The art direction is way off the chart, but honestly, that's the only thing going for it.
Also fucking annoying constant talking in your head.

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>>386728115
needs more dirt

The finale to this game was some of the hypest shit

>>386725263
Because they make these kind of "games" for the artsy sjw libcucks who swallow them like fuckin pills and call it "deep".
And you know those faggots hate hot women because it's "oppressing".

>>386728262
because intentional

>>386728334
horizen zero dawn, they released the new dlc

>>386728420
Wait, you don't think Senua is hot? lmao, ur gay

>>386728517
not anime, wouldn't bang

ITT: shills

>>386728420
fuck off you're so boring

>>386727959
Not trying to defend Andromeda, it's a fucking piece of shit through and through, but doesn't NT have one of the best mocap studios in-house or something? I remember reading that they make shittons just renting it out to other studios and shit.

>>386728038
Not a dream, that'd be an awful fucking ending.
Turns out she hallucinated the whole thing because she suffers from psychosis or some similar mental illness.
still a pretty fucking shitty ending and game in general

>>386728262
Its the other way around tho, she's qt as fuck in the game and meh in real life

>>386728262
Got the Aloy treatment.

>>386728798
>it wasn't a dream
>it was merely a hallucination
Fucking hell man, this is too funny.

The price is one of the two redeeming factors of the game.The other being nice visuals.

Other than that, it's another game with no replay value - no character customization, no world to explore, no multiplayer, no mods.

Finish it once and you're done.

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>a... you real, anon? please, please be real. i need you so much anon, only you can save me anon

>>386729061
>Finish it once and you're done.

how is that a bad thing?

>>386727315
>Is she retarded or something?
Yes, actually.

>>386729061
>no character customization, no world to explore, no multiplayer, no mods
this

friendly reminder that the game only looks pretty because it has no content at all, so all the devs effort just went into pretty visuals

>>386724826
She looks like Jar Jar Binks

>>386729087
*muffled Evanescence playing in the distance*

Shame about her game

>>386729135
No replay value. There are other games that cost either the same or merely double the price with longer playtime for a single playthrough and shitloads of replay value too.

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>final boss is an indie rock video gauntlet

How can anyone find this bug eyed monstrosity attractive

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How come she never cried though?

I would have cried.

>>386725024
She looks like the guy from the "u wot m8" image macro

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>>386726468
>because unconventionally attractive like this is way better and more memorable than another perfectly boring beauty

In The Witcher 3 they managed to make several unique looking but attractive women.

So why can't these devs do the same?

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>>386724826
Yer joking right? She looks like the unholy combination of an inbred female with a meth addict.

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>>386724826
You know how some anons post pictures of dudebros vomiting?

When i read "why is she so perfect" and saw that picture, i had to hold back some actual puke

>>386729701
they look look like men though

stop posting this nappy haired gollum

>>386729701
If you grab any of those girls and drag them through the dirt for a few miles you end up with something comparable to Senua.

Bitch is just unkempt as fuck.

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>mouth constantly slightly open
>1000 yard stare
>constantly covered in shit
>shit hairstyle and dumb headdress

This is why she doesn't look attractive, she looks like a cavedwelling mentally handicapped person.

should i buy?

>Authentic viking lore
>That hairstyle
???

>>386725263
Because making a character look like a person can have many benefits.

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how???

why is her mouth always partially open

she'd look far more serious if she didn't have that goofy fucking expression at all times

>>386729448
>No replay value
almost no game ever has. once is enough.
played it, enjoyed it greatly, enough to call it a good game.

>price
kek

>>386729878
She is LITERALLY a mouth-breather.

>>386724826
>why is she so perfect?
Mary Sue?

>>386729847
>should i buy?

Do you like walking sims with occasional shit combat?

>>386729701
because based slavs don't give a fuck about sjws and their liberal agenda
britfags do

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>>386724826
just gotta flood /v/ with your shitty game, don't you tameem?

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>>386729902
>>No replay value
>almost no game ever has. once is enough.

When you make a game to only tell a strictly linear story no shit it doesn't have replayability.
A game has replayability if it has GOOD GAMEPLAY, which Hellblade doesn't have since the focus is on telling an edgy story.

>>386729701
3 of them have the same face

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THIRTEEN PEOPLE

>>386729835
she's actually mentally handicapped cause "muh representation" though

>>386726468
>unconventionally attractive
Is that what you call anybody that is not a land whale or disfigured freak? Because she is not by any definition attractive, why even pretend otherwise? The creators would probably tell you themselves that they weren't going for attractive in the slightest. She's on the lower side of average, like a 4 out of 10.
>>386724826
She looks like she would stink to high heaven.

>>386729902
Good for you. Not everyone's a retard though. 30$ for a mediocre walking simulator that doesn't even try to have replay value is stupid. I'd very much prefer it if the game tanks.

>>386729902
That's a different guy but since you seem to be replying to my >>386729061 post - yes they do.

And they always had - , different endings, different storylines, secrets, different gamemodes, costumes, different playstyle, multiplayer or mods. That all adds replayability.

This game, like all those other "visually stunning" over shoulder camera games, has none of that. They are more of an interactive movie full of invisible walls.

>>386726468
yeah i, sure people will remember her for years to come.

unlike boring beauties like tifa or any other female that anybody remembers.

fuck off uggo. theres nothing noble in it.

>>386728090
jesus fuck, do you speak like how you type, retard

>>386724826

who the fuck is this

>>386730114
>price affects quality of a game
>game can't be good if it can't be squeezed dry of it's purchase value

i guess not paying for games makes me appreciate them more, i don't have to worry about silly things like this

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>>386729756
Only Keira looks like a man. The others do not

>>386728012
20m budget is pretty cheap, anon.
My guess is they're aiming for 1.5m sales.

>>386730549
iirc they need only 300K sales to break even

>>386728115
>She's in a relationship
Time to uninstall

>>386728901
no

>>386729701
Half of these women have manface or are just genuinely unattractive though?

>>386730143
>different endings, different storylines, secrets, different gamemodes, costumes, different playstyle

endless line of games is waiting for me out there anon, not wasting my time playing through all that crap again just to see some fucking costume or another ending, there's youtube for that.

>>386730096
Do you think her pussy is dirty ha ha

>>386730062
>When you make a game to only tell a strictly linear story no shit it doesn't have replayability.

yeah. that's what makes linear story games the best. no bullshit, short, sweet, to the point and you can actually finish it in a week before getting bored and leaving it forever.

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>>386730595
>300K sales

>>386730907
>pc sales

80% of all sales of skyrim were made on console.

>>386731112
it's only on PS4 and digital only, normalfag console bros don't download their vidya

>>386731112
>vgchartz

No

>>386730738
3D is clearly not for you.

>>386724826
that's a 12 year old boy

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why didn't you save her /v/bros?

>>386729756
>>386730738
t. weeb

>ugly female protagonist
when will devs understand that I won't buy their shitty game if they keep doing this

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>>386731112
>all games are elder scrolls

>>386731164
It's on pc you cuck

>>386730907
I refunded that shit within an hour. It is nothing but a walking simulator and I'm pretty sure the game would of ended in another hour.

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>>386730882
>yeah. that's what makes linear story games the best.

Yeah, because you just watch them on YT

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>>386731383
he was talking about the console space, of course I know it's on PC

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>the devs actually changed the engine for the game because they wanted an engine better suited for non-gameplay

Not even joking here.

>>386724826

If you're the kind of guy that gets off on genderbent Steve Buscemi, then by all means feel sad.

Otherwise, fuck off Tameem.

>>386730907
can't tell if that's good or bad for 20 people on indie budget

also no marketing, i've literally never heard of it until yesterday. it just starts getting general attention since gets praised literally everywhere i checked. except /v/, go figure.

>>386727315
yes actually

>>386724826
Damn... Thanks Tameem for this beauty

>>386725263
She's not ugly you blind retard

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>>386730738
>>386729756
>t. has never seen a woman in his life
>inb4 roasties
>inb4 3DPD
sorry but weeb shit does not look feminine, since weebshit cannot into physiology or anything remotely close to the human body

>>386724826
Would have forcefully acquired consent sex with her/10

>>386731471
even yt is better than forcing yourself to play same shit for months because muh purchase value

every game starts gets boring after a week. two weeks if it's a really good game. i want to be done with it while i still enjoy it.

>>386728262
Because IRL she is clean and wears makeup
In game her character has no makeup but tribal face paint and dirt

>>386730771
A thousand times this

>>386731965
>ad hominem

you sure showed them

>>386731945
she is mr. white knight

>>386731965
>"im ugly so everyone else should be"

Great argument retard. Sorry you were born deficient.

>>386731660
Plenty of people fawn over Senua here desu

>>386728262
She's in the middle of a psychotic break. That's literally the plot of the game you dummy.

THIS JUST IN: ANCIENT VIKINGS WERE DIRTY

>>386727315
She literally is brain damaged.

>>386732265
Learn to tell the difference between someone defending someone and someone telling you that you're wrong

>>386732387
>She literally is brain damaged.

Explains why some /v/irgins find her attractive. They realize they only have a shot at fucking women with brain damage.

>>386724826
JUST

>>386732265
ur mom is ugly

>>386732474
Deranged people shouldn't reproduce

>>386732474
Nah they find her attractive because she's
a) not fat
and
b) actually a qt under all that filth

>>386732474
she's can't say when she's lobotomized

>>386732549
Who said anything about impregnation?

>>386732649
*can't say no

>>386732669
The more you fuck the more reasonable it seems to impregnate

>>386732640
more like their standards are low because they're beta males risen by single mothers without a father figure.

if they disrespect women they wont get tendies

>>386732804
i bet posting your manly wisdom on 4chan gets you 10/10s all the time
please anon, will you be my father figure?

>Skin is almost ivory white
>Good hair and complexion
>Nice tight body
>People think she's ugly because she's covered in dirt

Game is still meh as fuck though, how does TN stay afloat?

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>>386724826
official nudes

somebody better leak out that shit and make some nasty, despicable things with that. and fast, my dick is waiting.

>>386729701
I like Witcher but honestly the women in it look like realdolls a lot of the time.

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Since someone mentioned Senua being ugly because of dirt,

here is Ciri given the same treatment after a grueling fight with a werewolf.

Would you still do her /v/? She probably stinks really bad

Were they trying to make even uglier Alloy?
If so, congratulations to them

>>386733210
He haircut is trash and she has an ugly face. Dirt is just the cherry on top of the shit cake.

>>386734503
that's a really shitty photoshop job anon

>>386728793
Ninja Theory's one saving grace is that their facial animations have been on the high end.

It's a shame they can't make a good game to save their shit studio.

Obviously it doesn't matter, because Reviewers eat that garbage up. Shit gameplay, easy puzzles that don't require thought, just a bit of meandering around, combat that you basically can't lose, a teased permadeath that doesn't actually exist, and an edgy theme of mental illness makes it a 10/10 for every reviewer.

Ninja Theory are either genuises, or incompetent.

>>386734667

Jokes on you, it wasnt even photoshop.

>>386734528

Dude, Alloy looks way uglier. She is the most literal example of manface with a head bigger than her body.

Senua just looks like a snotty teenage British girl that hasnt quite reach puberty yet.

>>386725263
Because Ninja Theory is horrible at faces.

>>386724826
She reminds me of Yolandi.

>>386735152
Yeah she looks incredibly similar.

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>>386734921
How in the fuck does OP look more attractive than this?

OP legit looks like she has downs. Do you have downs fetish?

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>>386729756
This board sometimes, I swear.

>>386735241
Kid Alloy is seriously so disgusting I almost turned the game off.

>>386735407
Do you ever leave your house anon? Kids are not "attractive" because they're not even fully developed yet (I'm not talking tits here, but their entire body and face).
Ever checked pictures of yourself as a kid? Did you almost kill yourself when you saw yourself in the mirror?

>>386735568
Shes like a fucking oompa loompa. She has an adult head on a kids body. It's fucking gross.

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>>386735636
So you really have no understanding of how growing up works and you never leave your house. Ok.

>>386735054
Ninja Theory didn't work on the face internally you fucking numbskull. It was outsourced to 3Lateral, who scanned all of it and processed the data for Unreal.

If you actually look at footage of the actress they shot, she looks pretty damn close to the final result. The worst thing to me is the teeth, they could've pulled the lips down. The actual actress has really prominent gums too.

>>386735407
sometimes i wonder if posts like that are just your typical "too cool for everything" act, or if you people actually do those things

i will never know. i guess i'm ok with that

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>>386736026
>>386735892
Are you guys shills?

>>386735241

Yes. Senua looks like a girl. A girl on drugs perhaps but Alloy does not.

Look at the fucking shape of her head. It's too fucking wide in comparison to her body. She looks like a fucking alien.

>>386736139

Fuck, the dwarves in Dragon Age Inquisition look cuter than that abomination

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>>386736187
Reminder that Gaider thinks you're a pedophile if you want to fuck a dwarf.

>>386736139
>shill

Maybe stop using words you don't even understand just to try and fit in, retard.

>>386736142
Her face was scanned from a living person.

Either way it doesn't matter since you idiots are trying to justify the downs person in OP not being massively unattractive "b-because this other one looks worse!".

Fucking retard, you downright admit to her looking like ass when you have to deflect.

>>386726468
Holy shit someone gets it.

>>386736270

UUNNGHHH THIIICCCCCC

>>386736478

Well I didn't claim she was cute didnt I?

I simply said that alloy looks fucking like a man compared to Senua who is just scrawny looking.

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>>386736496
So far Senua is getting remembered for looking like a legit retard. Now that's beauty alright.

>>386729951
British women are ugly as fuck though so you can't blame them

>>386736612

Well that's was the point? Ever since this shit was mentioned back in 2015, NT made a big deal that she was crazy. Beauty was never in the equation.

>>386731313
Remove the b, newfag

>>386736580
>who is just scrawny looking.

She looks like a downs patient in every single shot.
If their goal was to make an attractive protag they failed.
If their goal was to make an unattractive female they succeeded.

>>386732129
This, especially so if you actually have a job and responsibilities. Your desire to play just goes away after a while, even if it's a great game so shorter, to the point games have lots of merit, especially if they're reasonably prices

>>386736673
>Beauty was never in the equation.

Neither was making a good game.

>>386736752

Well nobody is denying that. NT really only wanted to make a walking simulator. It would have even better if they removed the flashy combat that looked out of place.

>>386724826
>strong wyman protagonist
>ugly
>simple gameplay
this game check everything form the sjw games list

So this game is basically just 1885 but shorter?

Guess I'll be waiting until the next PSN sale then

>>386728223
Fuck no.

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>3D
Fucking disgusting.
This does not only apply to real women but virtual women that don't look japanese enough. Either you draw an anime qt or make a 3D model to Japanese standards like 2B/A2 or you just don't.

This is not a meme. I genuinely think real women are not pleasant to look at. Only the japs know how to really please a man.

>>386737443
just watch a no commentary walkthough on youtube
the gameply is so shallow that you might as well not play it
not that the story is that great either

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>>386736139

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>british "girl"
>damaged goods
>used goods from her lover or viking raids
>probably used drugs
>lunatic who wandered in the wilderness
>Ninja Theory
Only decent thing was that artwork of her naked, yet the ass was blurred by the method of colouring/shading.

>>386738168
I need that artwork...

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>>386738168
Holy fuck I watched a couple episodes of this show on youtube once. All of them, ALL OF THEM were ugly as fucking shit, they were literally crazy people and I couldn't understand 75% of what the FUCK they were saying. I mean sure English is only my second language maybe I need to work on it but it's like they weren't even trying to move their goddamn lips.

Britbongs scare me.

>>386724826
honestly, i fucking love this game
my personal goty 2017 so far
it just clicks for me on so many levels

sorry for my shit taste

>>386731313
I hate to use this shitty meme but.

much gameplay

>>386738525
Well yeah, it's the equivalent to your Maury and Jerry Springer's but instead all the orcish looking people flock there like the trash in those countries.

>>386739491
>gameplay
>cut scene
you should know the difference by now

>>386729701
those looks like dolls
the only one who looks "good" is ciri because she looks attractive without looking like a doll
the witch looks like a man

My only problem with this game is that Sanua cant keep her mouth closed, literally, you keep seeing her teeths, she looks retarded like that.

>>386740361
i think it's kinda cute

Why are you so obsessed with SJWs, /v/? Just because they're unable to recreate her face perfectly because face cap technology is still flawed, that doesn't mean they have an agenda to kill your fucking boner. Your persecution complex is ridiculous.

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i want to sniff her face

>>386741767
because acting tough and edgy on the internet is way more important than enjoying things.

>pirate game
>expect an average hack and slash at best
>play for an hour
>literally nothing happening
>it's nothing but a walking simulator
>find door with glyphs
>find glyhps
>open door to light fire
>open door to next area
>repeat
fuck me I feel sorry for anyone that paid for this

>>386724826
Is this a female orc from some generic fantasy game?

>>386724826
>perfect
>more fucked up in the brain than the average trump voter
eh

>>386741767
I WANT MY BEAUTIFUL MANGA SAME-FACES

>>386728262
because she has the dumb leather tiara that protects her hair for some reason

>>386740361
considering how distinct her psychosis is she kind of is retarded

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>>386742594
>more fucked up in the brain than the average trump voter

>>386728262
>german woman
>qt
until she opens her mouth

>>386742371
MYSOGINIST

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>>386730627
>carrying the skull of your dead bf around counts as being in a relationship
hello tumblr

>>386724826
awful game and character design

>>386725829
heh

>>386742891
t. lowtest

>>386735925
D-do you think they scanned her entire body

>>386742924
>tfw dead skull can still get a qt gf, and you can't
will this ever end

>>386737918
>real women are not pleasant
It's ok to be gay

>>386743230
thoroughly

>>386743374
enjoy your diseases

>>386737443
Would seem like a perfect "free" PS Plus game. Maybe by the end of the year.

>>386725263
What's ugly to you is wife material to other anons, so yeah, nothing is ugly because different opinions

>>386743472
Enjoy your virginity, herpes is normal after all.

>>386743686
>different opinions
not allowed here

>>386731401
Its 7 hours long

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>>386742371
this pretty much sums up my experience as well, wanted to kill myself after 30 minutes

>>386725263
Go outside faggot, she's average compared to irl women. And yes, she's average on purpose

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>>386725263
>why do they keep doing this
>making a character that is going through a major breakdown/mental episode dirty and homley is questionable to some people
>when in cut scenes where she is not crazed looking she is fine if a little bugeyed since that was an easy way to make her look distressed all the time

yeah you can smell the political correctness but there is literally nothing wrong with females in games that arent 8/10+

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>>386742891
I bet the only German you ever heard came from Hitler speeches

>>386746313
She is an IRL woman

>>386746721
What's wrong with political correctness anyway? Political correctness is just a buzzword for when people can't explain why something is bad.

>>386734754
They managed to combine the "strong womyn" and "mental issues" audiences with the "edgy grimdark" audience. They are marketing geniuses.

>>386747363
>What's wrong with political correctness anyway? Political correctness is just a buzzword for when people can't explain why something is bad.

PC is retarded. The entire idea behind it is that you shouldn't offend anyone, which is impossible.

Instead simply being polite is what you should strive for. There is nothing positive about PC.

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>>386724826
That looks disgusting

>>386748087
>They are marketing geniuses.

Apparantely not since this game isn't selling well at all.

>>386724826
Hugging sounds nice.

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>>386725024

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>>386726468
>unconventionally attractive

No anon she's just conventionally unnattractive, aka ugly.

>>386748295
That's the point.

>>386748256
The same idea's behind politeness, though. Just because something isn't 100% achievable, just because there's a gap between ideal and reality, that doesn't mean it isn't worth striving for.

>>386748324
>2nd topseller on steam

sure anon

>>386748324
But it's the third top selling game on Steam now? Even facebook normies are fawning over it.

Is it even a game?

>>386747363
its the movement PC as a term is okay if we are talking about strictly the definition

>>386749029
barely

>>386749257
What, the movement to treat people with respect?

>>386749405
whatever you want to call it friend

>>386725263
>muh celtic warrior womyn wore cosmetics

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Everytime I see that headdress, it looks like she's wearing a burger king crown.

>>386749596
What's wrong with it though?

She looks 10 times better than that 13 year old boy from Horizon at least..