NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

me on the bottom left

>some apples and raw meat

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>Similar to how reading Kotaku news stories will unlock rainbows of happiness in your life

Rainbows of happiness must be code for "violent rage'.

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>>386713645
>"rewards" consumers with 0-1 bit flips in product already purchased, while racking up click money from advertisers in the online service they're now charging the user for
They sure did.

>>386713912
There are no advertisements in the news app on the Switch you dumbass.

>>386713912
Anon, do you not have a Switch?

Will one of you stupid fucking niggers just post what the rewards are?

>>386714768
No.

>>386714768
Only if you bend over.

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>nintentoddlers are kotaku readers

>>386714768
Two apples and a steak, to help with taming dogs. They spawn above you when you start the game from the prompt at the bottom of the article. Basically nothing but a cool demonstration.

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>only one (1) person calling out the absolutely bumfuck retarded self-fellating line that article opens with

>>386716239
ahhahahahah epic post

EY (B)ETER

XDD

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>Similar to how reading Kotaku news stories will unlock rainbows of happiness in your life

>>386716239

/v/ is neogaf 2.0, what do you expect?

80% probably have Kotaku bookmarked and are subscribed to Feminist Frequency.

>>386714258
They are literally all ads for nintendo games.

>>386713645
>Similar to how reading Kotaku news stories will unlock rainbows of happiness in your life

>>386716239
sorry that you didn't get your epic wall of reaction images for your badass screenshot, OP.

>>386717065
Ads for games people are confirmed to already own?