Do women just... ask for sex like that in real life?

>>386697532
If they're a slut and you're a Chad, yes.

I wish.

if you're hot, sterile, disease free mutant dad they sure do.

>>386697532
>>386697532
yes i JUST FUCKED THE HOTTEST BITCH... no strings attatched ;>

>>386697616
Basically this. Unless you're a 10/10 Liam Hemsworth clone, they never will though.

>>386697532

>>386697676
Max doesn't count though

>>386697532
keira a shit

A SHIT

>>386697616
Do you know some story like that? tell us

Why can't getting laid be as easy as it is in video games?

>woman needs help
>pick the suave option
>finish quest for her
>congratulations you two are now fucking

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>>386697532
When you are hot, yes.

>>386697532
Not so forwardly, typically. But yes.

>>386697532
not usually, she's old and as fuck and alpha but it happens sometimes

>>386697532
Sure. However they charge by the hour.

>>386697876
It is that easy if you remember that 99% of male protagonists are 10/10 chads.

Want to be sexier? go to gym, work on your body. Can't be bothered to put the effort in? you stay ugly. You get what you pay for.

>>386697787
literally any collage party

>>386697876
Do you let everyone who helps you fuck you in real life?

>>386697532
Haven't they known each other for a long time? Its not that out of the blue.

>>386698186
I've lost 30 pounds over the past 6 months and women still don't seem to be gravitating towards me.

>>386698214
I'm a 30 year old virgin. I would let the first woman who so much as makes a pass at me fuck me.

>>386698262

Just because you aren't overweight doesn't mean you aren't ugly.

>>386698262
they can smell the loser on you.
I know all too well, when I was younger I had a social life and drive, I got laid all the time no problem.
I still look the same if not better now, but I am a weirdo shut in with no friends or social life and girls avoid me like the plague now.

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>>386698353
You need to get over the stigma of escorts. You can pay women in actual money to give you sex things.

women often have one night stands. they are rarely as direct as in this screenshot from a video game, but if you can learn to pick up on a hint, it is usually not that difficult to tell if someone you just met wants to get intimate with you.

>>386698372
I'm certainly not a 10/10 but I'm not ugly either

>>386698607
If I paid someone to fuck me, it would destroy what little self esteem I had left

>>386698262
Work harder, get muscle, you're already half way so keep going!

>>386698578
Yep. Women can discern this stuff at a glance, based on your body language, gait, eye contact, dress and grooming. It's instinctual for them.

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>>386698353
Try look at it from her perspective, pic related
Would you? 10/10 chads don't help people randomly IRL

Please tell me this thread is a joke and you're all just roleplaying.

>>386698578
>tfw just got out of a messy relationship and am in that period where I fucking hate being intimate with anyone
>women suddenly paying so much attention
I just tell people I'm gay now to get them to leave me alone.

Yes.

It ranges from directly to the most subtle fucking hints you'd never get.

>>386699030
NORMIE GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

If geralt of fucking rivia helped me I sure af would drop my pants then and there

>>386699030
it's not gay enough for it to be roleplay

In my utopia, women would be required to make the first move. Making a man instigate anything would require the woman in question to be publicly flogged

>>386697532
yes.
get tinder and see

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>>386698902
No trust me bro. Having sex would most definitely boost your selfesteem. Their job is literally to make you feel good about yourself for money.

>>386697532

GAVELA GLAN

>>386699210
Tinder is a meme. 70% are bots, 20% are bots, and the last remaining 10% who are actually looking for hook ups will never match with you

>>386698186
never been to the gym but still get good females
>tfw good genetics

>>386699304
*70% are looking for relationships

Do you virgins neckbeards ever feel bad about playing these games or you just detach it from reality?

>>386698902
You won't know until you try.

>>386699405
Why would anyone feel bad?

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>>386697532
If you were a world traveling, handsome, yoked super athlete who is infertile and can't catch/spread STDs everyone would want to fuck you too

>>386699210
unless you're attractive don't bother with tinder, you'd actually have more luck trying to talk to girls IRL than in that app

When you're an adult, yes, things like this happen. Not just for 10/10 guys either. I'd say a pretty common scenario is if you're friends, you're employed, she enjoys your company and you've had a few drinks together, sex is usually on the cards and a lot of women these days will initiate it.

If you fit the basic criteria of being a functional adult, you'll have this happen at least once.

>>386699405
>do reminders of being forever alone bother people who are going to die alone

I'd say so.

story time
>still in university in a rented house
>some drunk girls came knocking at the door
>one was a 7/10, a 9/10 the other a land whale and one more 8/10 with huge tits
>they were looking for their friend who use to live in the house we rented in
>told them that person dont live here anymore
>they were so drunk they thought we were burglars and killed her or some shit
>they helped themselves in and started searching the place
>we were like plz gtfo or we'll call the cops
>we were all seated trying to deescalate the situation to coax them to leave
>the 7/10 sat on my lap, said im cute and was horny as fuck ready to drop her pants and shit
>I already have a gf and did an overnighter for an assignment, didnt feel like putting up with her shit
>we eventually got them to leave after they did like a small dance party in our living room with some booze they stole from the liqour store next door so hard not to stare at the girl with the large tits dance
>after they left they told us they were only 16 phew and went on harassing some other ppl on the streets and we just went back to bed

they came back the next day to apologize, but I was so close to banging a minor

>>386699579
I'm calling bullshit on all of this

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>>386697532
not to me ha ha

>>386697532
Depends how good looking you are. If you're a 10/10, there will be women lined up for your dick

>>386698902
That's called being brainwashed by society my friend. Grow up. Prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason.

>>386697532
Yes, the only reason anyone is a virgin is because they are sheltered.
Anyone, including the most disgusting blob can lose virginity if he goes out enough.

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Only to Chads

>>386697532

Yeah but not attractive ones

>>386699579

This.

Hell, I'm not even " functional " but I am fairly handsome and I get laid when I'm not even trying. You have to be a literal no friend cave dweller to not get laid. Even skanky anime faggots fuck the shit out of each other all the time like it was going out of style.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT YOU CAN'T GET LAID

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>>386697759
That is such a weird reference to post in this thread

>>386699638
It happens, but they're usually drunk and agreeing to sleeping with them comes with a 10% chance of rape charges.

>>386697787
>go to party
>some dudes approach me and say a girl is interested in me
>meet with chick
>start having sex literally 5 minutes later
it happens.

>>386697532
i had a girl pretty much jump my bones while we were alone. I was a virgin so was to nervous to make the first move, so she did.

Big Secret: women are just as awkward and sex-obsessed as men.

>>386697876
it is like that if you bathe, don't have autistic nervous twitches and avoid eye contact

>>386697532
I had a girl try to kiss me after the first date. I felt pretty Chad afterwards.

>>386699607
Unless you live in a Commie state the age of consent is probably 16.

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>>386699902
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT YOU CAN'T GET LAID
I guess I can't talk to people, I dunno. I'm fit and I did some modeling years ago as a knockoff Vanderloo. Girls approach me all the time but I'm socially retarded and never get hints or understand what they're trying to do until hours or days later, and after talking with me for a bit pretty much everyone gets to the point where they want to fuck off as fast as possible. I've had dates with over a dozen girls this year alone but every single one ended in a "you're a nice guy but please never speak to me again" kinda way. Similarly most of my friends abandon or avoid me as much as possible, I legitimately don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I've heard cons are easy though so my plan is to save up for a decent costume and go as Shepard, but I'd need to escalate from fit to /fit/ to pull it off.

>>386700274
My first and current gf only kissed me after a month of dating.

>>386699182
That's retarded as fuck. Much better to have them be more open in what they want, and to explain if they'll ever bang you so you don't waste your time.

>>386700467
Bro are you me? I always get that response, and I also have no friends, I try to be nice but maybe I'm an asshole.

>>386700313
tasmania, australia, consent is 17, if she lied by just one year things might have been different

>>386700274
maybe the girl was a whore

>>386700830
I know girls like that, not maybe anon, she is!

>>386699182
This is the kind of thing that makes me believe the alpha beta shit. Just fucking ask man. Stop being a cowardly sexist shit and just ask.

>>386699638

I'll let you in on a secret, friend.
There are many women out there that are as desperate, insecure, lonely and in need of affection as you are. These are not just traits of overweight uglies either.
The older they get, the more pronounced these issues become in perpetually single women. I've slept with women I would've considered well out of my league because, as it turns out, they don't think they're as attractive as they really are and crave the feeling of being wanted more than anything.
If you can hold yourself confidently and have your shit together, women like this will always appear.

>>386700554
what the fuck

I thought /v/ was made up of 10/10 male models based on how they call atractive women ugly.

>>386701124

very true . women in mid to late 20s stop getting chased by Chad or just get tired of being pumped and dumped and start being okay with less Chaddy dudes. As a late 20s guy with a decent job and a bit of confidence they've started falling in my lap, tables totally turned.

>>386701124
>/v/
>has their shit together
LOL

>>386700629
>maybe I'm an asshole
That's what I'm starting to think too honestly, even people I thought got along great with me are always eager to avoid me when they can. I even found out that a group of friends from college that I thought liked me plenty have a secret discord channel they all use 90% of the time that no one is allowed to invite me to. What are we doing wrong anon?

>>386701175
You'll find that unattractive people will feel the need to call other people unattractive.

Where's that picture of all the white women calling that hot asain olympic chick ugly, that demonstrates it perfectly.

Man /v/ is such a funny place

They'll spend all day justifying all kinds of fanbase pandering like sexy women who put out with no effort and are always attracted to you/the main character

And then at the same time you'll wonder why you don't have a girlfriend

It's because your perception is warped by the harmful media you consume

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>>386701660

>>386701449
>even people I thought got along great with me are always eager to avoid me when they can
Fuck this hits so hard in my heart. I "have" 3 "friends" in my life.

First friend: Met him in college about 3 years ago, I got him a job at the company I work, we are coworkers, we work remotely from our houses so we only have contact in skype, he used to drop by my place before to work together at least once per day but not anymore, he just avoids me when he can.

Second friend: He only came to my house when he smoked weed because I smoked him out for free, now that he doesn't smoke he doesn't drop by or ask me out, he writes me every now and then.

Third friend: The only real friend, I know her since I was 3, she's like my sister, she helps me with my allergy shots once per week and that's the only reason we see each other...

Sorry about the discord thing anon, that sucks, I have no idea what we are doing wrong, I tried everything and failed. I'm 25.

>>386701660
you're reading too deep into it

/v/ is just full of fucking losers and its not anymore complicated than that

>>386701813
I don't know anon, I think a person who plays things like Persona games, Dragon Quest games, Nier Automata, etc. that really heavily sexualize women are much more likely to have warped perceptions of women and thus be unable to attract women.

>>386701374
This guy knows. The younglings here don't know it yet but there comes a point where the whole relationship dynamic they grew up with flips around and you end up with thirsty, attractive women chasing after the most average, normal guys they can find.

There was a time I'd never have imagined an 8/10 woman I'd only met that night would ask if I wanted to fuck. It seems to happen about twice as much when you're in a relationship too.

>>386701813
He's pretty spot on actually.

It's the same with women who watch a bunch of romance shit and expect it from every guy. No male is going to come along and do all of that shit.

>>386701660
i have wasted my life
what a shame
i dont know if it could have been different tho

>>386698902
Watch the Netflix movie about this European school for virgins. It's a training course that eventually leads to sex, and the positive impact to the male confidence afterward is pretty crazy.

>>386702152
source I love sociological experiment documentaries

>>386702152
>It's a training course that eventually leads to sex
What, with people in the course?
Is that prostitution

>>386702152
but that one guy just ended up working in a movie theatre and never had sex again.

It doesn't always work, sometimes personal relationships need work.

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>>386700046
This is how I lost my virginity but it was my friends who told me.

Blacked out that night but good times. Fugged her again after

>>386702216
Yes, it's prostitution. But it's done much more with a mentor-mentee or tutor-student feel to it, like with an older woman and a younger guy.

>>386702267
There was no doubt that he gained more confidence from the whole experience though. That's the thing, for a select few paid sex can probably be rewarding and a real game-changer.

>not just getting a trap gf
dont bother with roasties, bros

when does the power dynamic betwen men and women invert exactly

>>386699607
Its nice they came back to apologize. Most would I imagine be too embarrassed to do that

>>386702823
when you're middle aged and have a good job. If you don't have a good job, it never inverts.

>>386702823

when you get a decent job and have 'seen some shit' and they can sense you're not a pussy anymore

>>386702823
I would say it starts mid to late 20s. Once you cross the 30 mark, it's a buyer's market.
At that point, most single women your age hate themselves in some way and will fuck just about anyone who is nice to them.
There's also a weird thing I've noticed where younger women who wouldn't have looked twice at me if we were the same age are thirsty for action but there's probably some daddy issues there.

>>386703491
>finding a girl with daddy issues
its such a good catch. she'll literally do anything for you.

>>386697730
nah 7-8/10 here, sluts will always slut, girl literally begged me to fuck her after getting wasted up at a friends cottage but I didn't because I'm gay as fuck

>>386704582
tell the story

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>>386700554
Story time
>hs
>14
>my friend tells me that x thinks im cute
>hit her up on fb because I dont want to blow the chance with her, (ive never asked anyone out before that
>we start talking and eventually I meet her at the mall with my friends
>third date comes around
>she kisses me on the cheek before we part ways
>never do or say anything sexual the whole two months we were together
>i break up with her over fb message

Never been in a relationship since. I just turned 21 yesterday and considering using backpage

Anybody have luck with this?

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>>386704835
>be good looking
>be halfway decent at conversing/appearing normie
>get drunk with 3 normies and girl
>girl gets way too drunk and starts to give me a lap dance, jokes that she can get me hard
>awkwardly lap dances on top of me (poorly) while 3 other guys watch
>feel super uncomfortable, visibly uninterested
>she breaks down to friend she's closest with
>why won't he fuck me :'(
>she cries roastie tears the entire night and I sleep comfortably in the other room
>wake up the next morning to pancakes and pretend it never happened
>haven't spoken to her again despite seeing her on occasion

>>386702152
>>386702267
name of movie ?

>>386704854
andrew?

>>386702152
This doc is so sad

>>386697787
>stacey wanted to sex
>stacey asked chad to sex
>then they sexed

da end

>>386701982
This is what it's like being black on any social media dating app.
God damn I'm glad I got the gene.