Cole Phelps, badge 1247

Operator-chan is my waifu.

>>386686284
How can I help you detective?

How did this game get funded?
Who was it marketed for?
Will we ever see something like this from Rockstar again?
Will we ever have another chance to stand up to left wing drivel?

>>386686708
One moment, please...

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Youre lying, Morgan.

>>386686708
Rockstar makes too much money selling virtual cash for GTA to ever make a game like this again
It's a shame because something like LA Noire would work great with VR

>>386686708
>Will we ever see something like this from Rockstar again?
Well I mean, it was Team Bondi, Rockstar only published it a touched it up.

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Do you fuck young boys, Valdez?

>>386686708
>How did this game get funded?
The director's previous game was The Getaway so that helped.

>Who was it marketed for?
Fedoras like me.

>Will we ever see something like this from Rockstar again?
Yes. L.A. Noire Online is already in development.

>Will we ever have another chance to stand up to left wing drivel?
Perhaps in Valhalla, brother.

>>386686708
>>386687039
Rockstar didn't make the game. The studio that did has been shutdown since, so don't count on another one ever being made.

>>386687295
And its a god damn shame, their spiritual sequel was about playing as a Chinese Detective in 1930's Shanghai.

>>386687245
>>386687035
AND THEN YOU STOMPED HER

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Best partner

War history aside, Cole was based as fuck and the entire game was amazing.

F

Biggs and Galloway best partners.

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> alright Phelps I found the husband let's take him in and go get drinks. You're buying

>>386687634
Hey Finnbar!

Love the 40's flavoured way people talked, direct and to the point.

>>386687858
DELET THIS

>>386687271
>Yes. L.A. Noire Online is already in development.

ha ha good joke

You're fasting for Yom Kippur, Anon?

>>386687535
YOU STOMPED HER FOR ALL THE YEARS YOU HAD TO TAKE IT

YOU KILLED HER BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A WEAK FUCKING SISTER

>>386688375
Do you have any proof?

You a Jew, Anon?

>>386688541

this is /v/ not /pol/, it's not a crime

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Rusty didn't put up with shit from no broad.

>>386686284

Why couldn't Phelps have threatened to reveal the Werewolf killer cover up?

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>>386687039
VR

> you let me down boy-o

>>386688774

If you noticed at the end of the game aswell Rusty acts sympathetic to Phelps unlike the other officers which is strangely out of character for Rusty.

>tfw no sections where you play as Beckowsky trying to help out Phelps clean up the force

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WHATS YOUR FUCKING SHOESIZES ASSHOLES

NO WHORE OF THE ORIENT FUCKING KILL ME

>>386687634
>AFFTER HIM FFELPS

best partner

>>386688845
No proof. Not to mention that the entire dept as well as the politicians would be against him. He'd be completely fired if not murdered for trying.

>that blooper of him sneezing

adorable

>>386689025
you need proof, dickhead

>>386688931
I always thought Rusty was nice to Cole. The only partner who is a flaming dick is Earle.

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>>386689025
>[spolier]

>>386689025
I guess there would be so many variables of dialogue and cutscene depending on what point you solved the crime, it would be practically impossible to make the cases that open-ended

I woulda really liked this game if it didnt fuck around and let you just solve the case.

Like for the Bartender killer guy, I knew exactly who it was right away when they said WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN AT ALL THOSE BARS But I gotta get dragged around doing bullshit until the game decides I should know the answer


>>386689101
This is like the 50s these cops work on hunches and shit and that was the evidence
>>386689118
My bad my bad

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Dont mind me just being the best playthrough on youtube

>>386689179

no bro, they had hunches which LED them to the evidence. They still had to gather and present the evidence, this wasn't the USSR, there was generally a rule of law.

let's go to this abandoned church, Rusty!

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he did nothing wrong

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>>386689280
>e-celeb shilling
fuck outta here

>>386689402
>nothing wrong

corrupt, degenerate, backstabbing subhuman piece of shit.

If it were up to me I would have had him hanged and quartered.

>>386689402
That guy was a great fucking asshole. I loved him. I loved that he got away with everything.

>>386689402
>ratted you out after being the most boring partner

he did everything wrong

>>386689517
You're just jealous of his awesome suit.

>>386689385
They faked evidence all the time.

Cops were and still are bullshit artists. Its why when you finally catch the fucker they say lol hes the son of some politician so were covering it up

>>386689402
He's such a dick and he's loving every second of it, you gotta respect that!

>>386688432
Sometimes you just gotta shake the tree to see what falls out.

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>>386687760

>>386688748
Some people don't like jews, anon.

YOU GOY MOTHERFUCKER

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>>386690835

>>386686284
Cole Phelps: Houdini. One internet cookie if you get the reference

>>386686708
for woolie.

>>386691158
No it wasnt. Hes a pie thief and a car thief.

>>386690887
Best burn in the game. There's plenty of gems, but this one is just perfect.

>>386691529
JEW HATING FUCK

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>>386687245
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF THAT TRAPS ARE GAY?

SURRENDER NOW AND NOBODY ELSE RLALALALA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eLf9sjdVk

>>386691859
You know it pretty well yourself, Valdez. Now will you come clean, or do I need my partner to SHOVE YOU INTO AN OVEN?

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I find it amazing how detailed the world map was.

It was absolutely stunning.

I also find it amazing how useless and empty it was, with little to no interaction with it whatsoever.

They did a perfect, masterpiece of sterile cardboard world.

Why?

>>386692016
welcome to a mostly accurate 1950s LA

>>386692016
It reminded me a lot of Mafia 1. Great beautiful detailed world but nothing to really do in it.

I platinumed it though.

game made for edgy kids who think offhanded racism is funny

>>386694514

back to the cotton field, Kunta

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>>386689517
>>386689680
>Hating on based Roy

I bet you two are German junkie whores.

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>that rainy night where you chase that murderer through a church with a shootout in the catacombs below

SPOOKED