What would you do in this guy's pocket dimension?

I would pass the controller to him. Even if he wasn't asking.

>>386683237
Probably wish I could die

>>386683237
Become Dark Souls guy and kill him.

Probably fap

>>386683237
This guy can vibrate through walls, i neck myself at the earliest possible moment

who dat tho

piss on the floor

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>>386683237

>>386683237
Materbate and cum on his face.
When he's distracted, fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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Fap and die.

>>386683841
in that case I'd stop him and explain to him how it is physically impossible for him to actually vibrate through walls, and he'll just be stuck in one

I'm guessing it works like how bees are too fat to fly or something, so if you could explain that to em then they'll just fall

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>>386684919
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

>>386683237
*notices pocket*

OwO what's this?

I'd open my own pocket dimension in which I store my 40cm dick and slap him with it.

>>386683237

tongue his fartbox

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The endless staircase one was the creppiest of them all, desu.

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>>386687036
>creppiest

>>386687297
what's the point of parsley on top of these dishes again? they don't add flavour if they are on top, I just move them aside

>>386687036
>That one where Ronald Reagan tries to have Obama and Taylor Swift assassinated.

>That one where god comes back and eats half of Mexico.

I love how creative these stories are becoming.

>>386687472
don't know, when my mom used to make mushroom crepes she had cheese on top instead

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>>386687567
>the tomatos that fly at extremely high speeds towards anyone who makes a bad joke near them

>>386683841
bad idea mate

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

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>>386687036
>tfw containment breach used to only have a few SCPs
>over 30 of them now
>682 roars and shakes then entire fucking facility, how big is this thing

fuck this

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>>386684919
>fart on his asshole and ask him why did he fart

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>tfw get too paranoid at night to read SCP stories

>>386683237
Masterbate to loli anime girls.

>>386687567
>the dollar design worth one imaginary dollar ($i)
>if you imagine a real dollar, you get one imaginary dollar
>if you if you real a real dollar, you get one real dollar
>if you real an imagine dollar, you get one imaginary dollar
>if you IMAGINE an IMAGINARY dollar, you get -1 real dollars deducted directly from your bank account

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>>386687930
>The file that summarizes media and literature works until it's nothing but a word document that says bzzz or a black screen with buzzing noises
>Every time they put the Bee Movie through it it gets longer

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>>386688802
>We are waiting for Godot

>Godot does not arrive

>Still waiting

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>POST YFW SYMBOLS ARE COMPROMISED

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>>386689338

>>386683841
radical larry?

>>386688701
>the anti narrative

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>>386689338

>>386689338
But doesn't that mean that symbol is also compromised?

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>>386689338

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>>386689338

>take an enormous shit on the floor. I'm going to die but I'm leaving my mark while I'm at it

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>>386689338

>>386690010
well yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that the symbols are compromised

shit myself but not out of fear but because I'm incontinent

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ERIC SHUT UP

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