Well ,/v/?

>>386676616
25

:^)

<3

26.
Barely play any games anymore.

>>386676616
I'm a XD but feel like a -_-

>>386676694
Your average /v/tard, everyone. No wonder this board is cancer.

29

26.

I spend about 5 hours a week on the Switch, 2 on the PC.

The average gamer is in his 30s

>>386676694
MODSSSSSSS MODSMODSOMDSMSDOM MOOOOD SMODSMODSMSDOMD MODSOMDS ODS DSOM DSOM DMSO MODS MODS MODSMOSD AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA HELPHE EH ELPH ELPHE AAAAAAAA MODS MODS MOSDAMAMFOFSIOAMIEOHM AAAAAAAA HLEPHLEPHLPEHPEPHLEPHLEPLHPE LHEP HELP HELP MOOOODS MODS MOSD MOSD MSDOAMMFIAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MODSMODS MSDM LOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOODS MOD MOSD MODS MODS MODSDAAAAAAAA

I want to fucking kill myself

>>386676616
31

>>386676616
36-45
live the dream

>>386676616
What the fuck is that face at 45 trying to convey ?

>>386676694
enjoy your free month you dumbass

>>386676865
oh yeah? name your top 3

>>386676895
anger but also arousal

xD

>>386676694
I'm 19 and I started frequenting 4chan when I was 13

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>>386676616
>gamers

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>>386676694
Faggot.

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>>386676694
dumb ass. you deserve everything thats about to happen to you.

>>386676938
Dark Souls
Nier Automata
Overwatch

>>386676976
np ph a m

>>386676819
>her 30s

FTFY

>>386677049
moshi moshi baito desuuuu

>>386676983
oh my god how did you survive as a 13 year old lmao

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>>386677049

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>>386676895

>>386676616
29, mister profiler.
>>386676694
Don't you have homework to do instead of shitposting on 4chan, kid?

XD

>>386676616
thumbs up

> tfw 27
> never expected to live this long but past me was too much of a pussy to kys myself
> not even sure what to do now

>>386677049
pleb

28

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>>386676865
>having taste in video games is a good thing to flaunt

>>386676772
Nigger moot was 15 when he made the site. The site is 18+, but I guarantee that most of the oldfags that are still here were probably underage back in the early days. 23 by the way, thanks for asking.

21. ur all fuckin old

>>386676616
31

however my grandma died and now I see why video games is such an utter waste of time

it's better spent cultivating relationships and self improvement.

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>>386676616
28, in 20 days i will be 29.

I want to play splatoon 2 but i just dont have the reaction time that the kids do, and I know in my heart that my skill at all genres will start (if not already begun) to steadily decline from here on out. Feels bad man.

>>386677161
>>386676694
what is even the punishment for being underage here
how hard is it to evade bans

>>386677213
Become a better person anon, fulfillment comes from within.

>>386677318
everyone has posted underage but it's not something to vocalize

>>386677367
asking for a friend

>>386677337
get a trip, faggot
anyways saw your post read the first game and immediately knew you were a massive cocksucker

>>386677137
My buddy and I thought that gore threads were the hardest shit ever and would dare each other to scroll all the way through Encyclopedia Dramatica's "offended" page.
I miss those days. Pre-GG 4chan was a different landscape altogether

>>386677345
There's no reason you can't fit vidya in between both of those anon.

>>386677213
Basically me.

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>>386676616
21
Been here since I was 12. Kinda glad I discovered 4chan at a young age, but also kind of upset.

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>>386676616
>tfw turning 29

>>386677345
your grandma would like you to do things you enjoy.

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>>386677438
>taste in video games

>>386676694
I've been posting since I was 15 and im 23 now
welcome to the club I guess

>>386677367
you get banned
reset your router and wow no longer banned

>>386677470
was it really that great
I wish I came to this board then, I've mostly only ever used /b/

>>386676661
/thread
>>386676694
you should be less embarrassed about your age than you should be that you think getting her in 2015 makes you anything other than pure fucking cancer

>>386677682
no /v/ started to go downhill in 2011

>>386677669
resetting the router never worked for me when being banned anon

>>386677472
i wasted a lot of time doing vidya while going to college and working instead of making new friends and trying not to be an autist.

i might play again but it won't be for a long time.

>>386676616
>45 in two options

this is basic shit

18

>>386677669
I don't think it's just "restart the router lol"

>>386677750
>>386677794
>unironically having a static IP address
wew

24 master race reporting in.
my top 3:
dark souls 1
resident evil remake
silent hill 2

>>386676616
Old enough to be using this website without breaking the rules don't worry about it :)

>>386677454
>get a trip for no reason at all other than boosting your persona

hello reibbit

>>386677682
>was it really that great
There was a great sense of camaraderie. Everyone still mocked each other and shit of course, but your board was your board. The way this website feels every time the Cup rolls around comes closest to how it felt

Primarily, politics were a far smaller and more light-hearted issue. I miss that a lot. I hate fighting with you guys, many of you practically raised me

>>386677352
I know a 50 year old fan of Dark Souls, you have no excuse for being bad

>>386676616
<3

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23 next week
two years outta uni and still haven't gotten a job, i want off the ride

>>386677892
how do i get a dynamic ip

>>386677352
don't worry half of the fanbase is like 10

Admitting browsing /v/ as underage for years should give you same amount of years length ban for shitting up this board

>>386677892
it's dynamic

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>>386676659
fpbp

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>31
>Been here since MGS3 was a coming out

Fuck this.

>>386677972
well if he's so worried about getting falseflagged it's an option
I doubt it will be more than helping people in each thread know it's him instead of having a recoignizable name
good job tho fuck reddit XD u fit in to the club now

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>literally everyone starts browsing 4chan when they're 15
>"lol underagefag haha" is the only thing you have in your precious life

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>>386678176

>22
>Already feel old

I won't survive as a 30 year old, I'm sure of it

>>386678290
Literally only an underage would think this is a bad thing

>>386676659
Are you me?

>>386677879
I think it adds a cookie to your browser. Clear cookies, restart router and you should be good to go.

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>>386676616

the older you get the more you realize the average level of thinking this board has is far below yours

>>386676616
thumbs up

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>>386678556

>>386678452
MODS

>>386678290
once you're no longer underage you begin to realize why these rules exist

>>386678056

Ok, but in darksouls you can practice something like a boss over and over again, it will always have the same attacks, same tells, same AI.

It doesnt really compare to an online shooter, where you probably wont meet the same guy twice (unless its someone you play with), and even if you do, he might use a different weapon and/or different tactics.

19

>>386678556
enjoy your ban :^)

>>386677746
/v/ was better in 2013 than it was in 2011

>>386678287
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, reddit

>>386678352
I'm 21 and I already feel old as fuck and I way behind in my life.

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26
and it will stay this way

>>386678552
It's not just this board anon

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>>386678556
Reported lol.

>>386678734
shazbowl, tortanic, ironicshitposting were 2012 bud

>mfw mods make these threads as a way to weed out retard kids
good work mods but youre still gay

>>386678556
>harassing me
reported again

>>386678352
You're not old you just have more perspective on life.

>>386676659
1993 representin

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>>386678087
lol :^)
If you haven't had a job for two years why are you still so stubborn, you need a job, ANY job. Besides the fact that you need cash just having ANYTHING on your resume will make you more enticing of a candidate than somebody who has nothing. No, you will not get anything near what you're looking for, and that's the point, you just need something to tide you over until you get the job you're actually specialized for or you'll waste away and never get to where you want. And don't start thinking traps aren't gay, big turn off to any potential employers.

Just turned 18 today!

>>386676616
26 XD
I really like video games
I don't know why I visit /v/

29 this month and I don't actually visit /v/ that often anymore because it's too underage for me. I used to come here all the time until I was 25 or so.

>>386676616
:^O

>>386676616
新作ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>386678956
I'm turning 20 in two days, no one cares.

I'm going to turn 18 in one second

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25 and i never call myself a gamer
it sounds gay

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>>386678684
Right and yet you fags are the literal baby boomers

You ruined everything and are now upset that the new age is also ruining everything that was retroactively fucking caused by you faggots ruining everything. You're just upset that you're not the ones ruining everything anymore, only that you caused it.

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>>386677570
Same, but 20 and 11 respectively.
4chan's wisdom saved me a lot of trouble, but also gave me crippling autism.

>>386679083
I got a three month ban for posting this once

>>386679101
What the fuck are you talking about.

>>386678895
People born in the late nineties will one day seem old compared to the newfags.

>>386676616
My friend got banned for asking this 2 days ago.
26.

>>386676616
I'm an XD. It feels like most of you are thumbs ups or early hearts.

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Okay lets settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/13668804

>>386679164
oh heck can they still see it if I delete it?!??!??!?!??!!??!

>>386679245
>Soon people born after the 90s and grew up on xbox 360 and PS3 will be old enough to post here

>>386676616
xD
the same face girls that age make when they find out you vidya

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I'll be turning 22 later this month.
How come /v/ feels so much more fucking underage when in these threads everyone's 25+.

>>386679083
Happy birthday! I thought I would have killed myself by the time I turned 18 when I was 14.

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:O

>>386679380
>25+
Fuck you buddy

>>386676616
:p :-) =) 0.0

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>>386679405
would you post your actual age if it would get you b&

>>386679398
Nah. Get fit and they don't give a fuck. Or if they do they hide it and wait until you're already dating to try to subtly mold you into a man they want to settle down with.

>>386676616
XD

>>386679470

>being an adult
>stil browsing

pls dad fuck off

>>386676616
29, went through ups and downs in my appreciation of videogames. Currently I'm enjoying them quite a bit though it's been a while since I was last awed by any experience.

22
Kind of a newfag, only been on 4chan for 2 years really.

>>386679548
>being an adult
Everyone who went through puberty is an adult. Hopefully including you.

>tfw actually never want on this site until I was 18
I'm 20

>>386679380
most people are voting 25+ and that's honestly more dissapointing than if it were mostly underage

>>386678918
>you need a job
>having ANYTHING on your resume will make you more enticing of a candidate than somebody who has nothing
yeah booooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>386679501
I did a couple times for laughs when I was underage. Then you weren't even allowed to be on the board at all.

>>386679380

>all these people over 25+

Is this bait?

>>386679629
you still can still get in trouble for touching consenting girls that are in puberty

I hate my dad

>>386679836
And that's why you became a faggot

>>386679836
for creating you?

>most of this board started playing vidya in 2000s
>most people reading this had a PS2 game as their first gaming experience
Fucking hell

>>386676616
24, don't play anywhere near as much as I want to. There's just not enough time in the day.

>>386676616

anyone under the age of 25 can fuck right off

>>386679937

Im 18 and my first gaming experience was a NES bootleg console

>>386679937
N64 was my first system but I have most of my fond memories from the PS2 days

>>386679812
Life isn't fair anon

19, I started with an N64 and PS1 that developed into a pretty neat collection. Videogames are alright.

>>386680003

Rethink your life choices

23
I don't play as much as I used to that's for sure.
Spend most of my time smoking weed and watching YouTube videos about guitar fundamentals

>>386680003
Anyone over the age of 25 needs to get a life

>>386679937
well my first was a bunch of my brothers different gameboys that were practically mine and then he would let me play on the ps2 sometimes

>>386679773
We created this industry and most of what is popular in sales and out now is because we buy it.

Don't you got some Roblox to play, Junior?

>>386679245
>one day

I'm 24 and I'm already called old. It's insulting.

>>386679380

>all these 25+

this fucking sad

>>386680019
>>386680027
>>386680076
>>386680189
>ummm actually I played older games when I was a kid
Why does every kid ever pulls that card? No you didn't. One or two games don't count. If you grew up surrounded by 360 and PS3 games, you don't get. And you won't ever get it. You're just not with it.

If you are born after 89 you need to get the fuck out of this webzone.

>>386678087
The other anon is completely right. Work as anything remotely related to your degree, from being a salesman to fucking licking the boss' toes.

Im 31

>>386680239

My family couldnt afford modern consoles

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>>386680239
k

>>386680202
What do you think happens when you hit 25? Or 30? Nothing happens. If you're here tomorrow, you'll be here a year from now. Where else would you be?

If you're not 18-24, you can fuck right off of this subreddit.
/v/ is not for children nor elders.

>>386680239
I just grew up with gameboy games then

>>386676616
xD I turned thirty last year, it's not as bad as people make it out to be.

>>386680390
Its worse actually

>>386680350
Agelets get out

28

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>>386679380
Looking good

>>386680239
PS3 games are good though

>>386680310
So what? You still don't get it. You won't get that feeling of seeing something like Quake and being blown away by what you're seeing. Even though you didn't have the money to play 360 games, you were still surrounded by them. You didn't grow up with games like our generation did.

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>>386679380
>over 20% underage
Really sets the neurons on fire huh?

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>27
>barely play games anymore, basically just some online flavor-of-the-time games with friends like PUBG
>want to learn new shit

should i draw again. I need some sort of creative hobby thats engaging because this shit has just become poison

>>386680423
How so?

>>386680580
>>27
>>barely play games anymore, basically just some online flavor-of-the-time games with friends like PUBG

Same shit here. Thinking about picking up sculpting or painting.

>>386680565
I though /v/ loves underage?

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>>386680390

>i'll be 30 in under 5 years
>i still haven't found out what living feels like

>>386680580
>Play really shitty games
>Tired of video games
There might be a connection here

Make the angry one 26-35 and the other two with their brains blown out and you'll have the truth.

>>386680565
look at the quality of the majority of the posts on this board
either underage is a vocal minority or it being mostly 25+ is a very bad thing

>>386680527
Oh, I'm over 25! and uh, what was the second part again?

>>386680580
>barely play games anymore, basically just some online flavor-of-the-time games with friends like PUBG

More proof that the people on /v/ don't even play games anymore and are just here to spout opinions on shit that has nothing to do with them.

I played the original Space Invaders and Asteroids when they first came out.

I'm old.

>>386679101
this is why we ban underage kids, they make dumb posts like this

>>386678214
What anime is this?

>>386680749
I'm just here to shitpost

>>386680703
>PUBG
>shit

Good b8

>>386680551
I'm sure he was equally blown away by the games he grew up with and still had fun with them

Honestly, saying I'm 22 in these threads is quite weird, as I've been underage so long that it's always a shitstorm if I did post my age.
It's not satisfying, honestly. I'll be in a porn thread.

Im so old, i had a functioning power glove with all the plastic tubes.

>>386676616
27

This is a bit inacurate though the people I know in the 36-45 range aren't shock-aroo and if anything the heart range and like range should be flipped.

This 'hobby' slowly grinds you down if you've been following it long enough because of how heartless the companies are.

>>386681045
I was also blown away by the games he grew up with, both him and me played those when they came out.

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look this is where people shitpost and throw around meaningless anecdotes or outright lies, but everyone i know basically dropped video games by the time they were in the 25-30 bracket, even if they were heavily into them prior

maybe its different for you people

I'm almost 30 and frankly it feels like life is ending. Just feels like the cycle of nature is complete and I should die. I'm not depressed or anything. Just feels like it's done, all that's left is endgame content and it's pretty bare bones. Meh, at this point I don't even mind that it's over. It was okay.

Browsing 4chan is like drinking alcohol, its illegal under the age of 18 but everyone does it

>>386681195
I dropped books when I was 16, I haven't read a single one since

>>386681195
>everyone i know basically dropped video games by the time they were in the 25-30 bracket
How old are those people? That's what people used to do 10-20 years ago because you can't really be playing PS1 games at 30. That's just stupid.

>>386681389
I dropped books at 21, music at 25, TV at 28. Films and games are all that's left. I still listen to music, just don't really enjoy it anymore.

Im as old as master of puppets by metallica

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Who /'97/ here?

>>386681643
Now i feel old

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>Tfw 36
>only play HotS and WoW private servers
>always stressed from work and those games feel comfortable when i get free time to play them

maybe I'll die tonight

>>386680390
I turn 30 by the end of the year, and I'm rather curious about what sort of wizard powers I'll get.

>>386681809
You dont get any, they lied bro. They lied

>>386681842
i guess loneliness and depression are powers.
The true wizards.

>>386680916
And that's not worse in your mind I'll bet.

Extinguish thine flame.

>>386676616

>>386681842
Are you sure? Didn't you fuck up and receive a handjob or something? Magic powers don't come without complete purity of the soul.

>>386682002
How are you posting in your mom's womb?

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I'm 49. I wrote for computer world and got free trips to Japan since my dad worked for Pan Am. I know get paid to study memes at a big marketing company, because years ago I sent my friend (now an executive at the company) an advice dog t shirt.

>>386681949
Unfortunately, that's the only form of entertainment this board provides nowadays.

>>386676616
XD

>>386677091
You want to be my girlfriend?

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>>386676616
26, playing on PC after making enough cash to not have to settle down for gimped-computers aside from some occasional WiiU.

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>>386676616
34

>>386682364
do you have a wife and children gramps?

>>386682221
>:(

>>386677630
What if I enjoy masturbating to my mom?

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I'm 64.

>>386681643
Nothing happened in '97 did it?

>>386682412
I'm a kissless virgin. Not even kidding.

>>386682651
what do you do now
do you have a job
what are you going to do

>>386682651
What is this craigslist?

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>>386682645
One of the world's few perfect albums was released

26 here and I feel old as shit already

>>386682875
>already
You're almost 30 buddy. You're supposed to feel old, 35 is the natural age for a human to die. We're not supposed to be 70.

>>386682645
PS1 was out around 1997, although it may have been a little before that. Final Fantasy 7 was the big thing that year.

>>386679380
I'm 19, nice poll faggot

>>386682739
tl;dr: I'm trying to turn my life around

I'm trying to lose weight. Current weight 260, goal weight 190, starting weight 355. But a lifetime of obesity has shot my self confidence. So I'm going to therapy for that. I'm trying to improve myself but it's hard.

I work as software engineer. I don't have a salary to brag about but I make more than most.

In terms of what I'm going to do... I'm not sure. I need to meet people that are ok with my weeb interests. But I also need to figure out how not to spill my spaghetti around girls in general. Hopefully therapy will help.

>>386682645
Oh wait, I guess the PS1 NA/EU releases were at the end of 1995. Never mind then.

>people under 20 never saw the world without google earth, youtube and wikipedia
That's honestly shocking to me. Who the hell are these people.

>>386683140
you can do it anon

>>386682970
>i don't know how statistics work
average life expectancy doesn't have anything to do with natural life span

>>386683140
ayy dats sum pretty good weight loss keep it up

>>386683140
What's your diet? I've been trying to work up the will to start a diet as well.

>>386683392
I'm not talking about life expectancy. I'm talking about how it feels to be 35. You'll know.

>>386683350
Having to use a dictionary or a real encyclopedia to look things up was a pain in the butt. On the other hand, nowadays there isn't as much reason to memorize things since you can look them up whenever on the stuff you mentioned. So, I dunno, does it make you dumber?

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>>386676694
Didn't care enough to read the rules either I see, enjoy your 30 days scum.

>>386682970
>35 is the natural age for a human to die.
In what fucking world?

reminder that if you're over 25,you're literally a fucking grandpa

>>386683058
Just go with what's closer faggot.

>>386683408
"Diets" should just be calorie couting which is dependent on how big you are and how much you work out, don't do any stupid meme/fad diets anon

>>386680912
ReLife i think

>>386683350
?? I just turned 20 and I remember all of these things pretty clearly, I think your time frame is a bit off anon

>>386683750
grandpa here
that girl you have a crush on wants to fuck me.
ya mad sonny?

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>>386683750
Agelet detected

>>386677049
>nier is now a target of shitposting
Fuck, nobody should have played Automata.

>>386683368
>>386683405

Thank you!

>>386683408
I started with low-carb because it's the most flexible diet, basically meaning I could eat as much as I wanted of certain foods. After I lost 40lbs that way my weight loss stalled so I included calorie counting. That and light exercise got me to where I'm at. Now I'm incorporating heavier exercise and bringing back carbs.

>>386683846
It's a lifestyle change. Starting with calorie counting is good for some, but for people who want to adapt they should start with a simpler "rule set" that isn't so limiting. As long as it works, of course.

>>386677318
Yeah but you don't act or out yourself as one. I was 13 when this site opened up and started coming here at 13, that was a long long time ago

>>386679389
They already are

>>386684156
have you had sex before though

>>386677161
>be 16 year old ethiopian
>finally old enough to rape
>go to 1st world country, commit rape
>overdose on butter, such lavish goods are a rarity in your country
>die at the ripe age of 24 from heart failure leaving your child Bimbop to fend for himself at the strong age of 3, can already get a semi to start raping

18

>>386684485
yeah I have.
back when I was normalfag.
now I'm just another alt-right NEET shitter.

>>386676767
You just described the entire emoji movie plot.

>>386684574
20, you're like a baby to me.

>>386684645
are you okay with this

Do I build Trickstar or World Chalice?
I already have a Monarch deck, but I want to get more into links, and both seem fun to play, tho trickstar reincarnation is fucking expensive

>turned 20 a little over a week ago
>still feel young
Feels good

Close to 32 here.
. Been in this shithole for Japan time, 599 us dollars, harmony and a lot of other shit.

Where does the time go, bros?

>>386684694
22
Hello, literal child. Have you had your first boner yet, fag?

>>386676616
<3

>>386684825
of course not
I think about suicide everyday
fuck video games

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>people born in 2007 can post here
truly dark times are ahead of us

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>>386685174
>2007 was 15 years ago

>>386685092
32
You guys have fun with that inevitable sinking depression that your life is going nowhere. I know I did.

>>386676616

>>386685130
can't you do something though

35

>>386676659
Do you own a computer?

>>386676616
21

>>386685291
When did you first start browsing the chans, oldfag?

>>386685395
I'm actually not NEET anymore, I did find a job and move out of mommy's basement this year.
It's fucking brutal re-entering the world of normies.
Even the worst of 4chan trolls seems like good people compared to some of these pieces of shit.
We're all gonna make it lads. If you feel your life isn't where it should be, find out what's holding you back and cut it out.
For me I guess it was just fear, fear and laziness.

>>386685284
>1997 was 1945 years ago

18 :)

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>>386685597
>15 years was 18 years ago

>>386685713
1984?

>>386676616
27. I buy a shitton of games, have all the systems...but barely play any of them. I keep bouncing back between Splatoon and Hellblade currently.

....I never finish any of ‘em anymore.

>>386677352
The best fighting game players are in their late 30s. You have 0 excuse.

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>>386685713
>2020 vision is 4 miles away

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>>386685878
>1992 is as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth

>born in 1895
>1872 was 80 years ago
>I'm 42

>>386676659
HEY I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU

>>386676616
old enough
faggit

25 and almost done with gaming for good

Gonna stick with my Switch from here on out which will tickle any itch I may have in the future

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>>386686026
>1980s never existed
>1970 is almost 50 years away

>u<

>>386676710
same here..

29 and I play 8 to 12 hours of vidya a day with 9 hours of work.
On weekends I sleep for 16 hours a day and game for 8.

>>386686467
Christ. Although that's probably what I would be doing too if I wasn't married with a kid honestly.

>>386676767
Thanks for ruining the Emoji movie you faggot, spoiler that shit. Fucking hell

>>386677352
Of all the shooters out there Splatoon is perhaps the least reliant on reaction time and general aiming skill. Hell, you can spend the whole match just inking shit and never even engage the enemy in combat if you want.

>>386686568
>married with a kid
living the dream. Wait until your 2nd.
Unless you aren't white, then please don't have any more kids.

>>386686713
>not being black with 3 kids

Any christmas cake here or i'm the only one? :(

>>386676659
DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER?

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>>386686774
>being black

>>386686568
Good on you for finding a keeper.
Lost my seven year relationship while in the military. Distance is hard for some.

Yeah I'm happy playing games a lot honestly but not much pushy getting anymore.

How old is the kid?

>>386676710
I feel you bro :c

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>>386686997
>being white

>>386686774
I will never forgive what you did to Carthage.

>>386687004
Sorry about that, couldn't imagine going into the military while being with someone would be hard. And my kid isn't much of a kid anymore haha they're 36

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>>386686997
>>386687181
>not being both

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>>386687431
>36 year old
Are you the oldest poser on /v/?

>>386687431
Well she was back home on the eaSt coast while I was stationed in california.

If you enjoy something, no reason to stop it unless it harms you or others is the way I see it though.

Does your son/daughter play vidya or come to fortune?

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Base ecks dee +1 11 years on this site. I just love old school forums

>>386687581
I'm transnigger actually

>23
>stuck in dead end retail job
>every IT job I apply for requires 3-5 years of business experience
>IT companies reject everyone regardless so they can hire Pajeet in India
>slowly losing all hope
>start youtube channel to try and keep myself from going insane, I don't get out that much so it's nice being able to create instead of just consume
>less than 2 months and I'm just shy of 400 subscribers
>everyone loves what I do
>2 of my videos are going to hit over 10k views without any advertising

I guess there is some hope left for me yet. Not trying to be the next pewdiepie, but if I can get extra money for doing something I like at home, why not?

<3

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>>386676616
I'm 21 but my opinion on most games after 2007 is the angry one.

>>386676616
22

>>386678114
>>386678203
Renew the dhcp lease
if you are using an optimum router then your only option is to unplug it and leave it unplugged for 3 days straight

>>386687431
>a 36 year old kid
So you're like at least 52 or so
What does it feel like knowing you're already on the second half of your life and you don't have much more and you haven't achieved greatness with it.

26yo, about to lose my virginity with an escort this friday.
[spoile]AMA[/spoiler]

>>386691348
you'll still feel like a virgin because fucking an escort wont give you the validation that adult virgins desperately crave

I just realized that I've been posting for 9 years. Shit.

>>386691175
not him but 99% of the earths population doesn't achieve greatness, what's your point

>>386680202
>>386679470
>>386679773
>>386679719
Fuck off kiddies

>>386691917
What validation?
I'm not looking for approval but for a push.

18

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>>386676659

22

Turning 23 next month. Genuinely feel old as fuck

Just turned 23 a month ago. Still playing games, but I now have more obligations than I was as a child so less.

>>386683140
Best of luck to you anon.

>>386682591
Prove it.

>>386683140
You have a career, and so the resources to turn your life around. Good luck, man.

>>386686467
Best timeline.

>>386683140
What did you go to school for?

>>386677031
what was it

>>386694226
Install the 4chan-x extension, that way you can see deleted posts. He bragged that he's 17.

<3

26
I don't have time for vidya anymore, I just shitpost on the job.

>>386676694

you need to solve the riddle

>>386676616
Discovered /v/ when I was 18
I'm 19

>>386678087
tfw out of school for almost two years and nothing but shitty jobs that have nothing to do with my degree

22, fucking kill me i wish i quit vidya at 18

>>386676616
i'm 22 and I've been here for 7 years.

>>386676616
>24

how do I quit games so that I don't drop out of school again

>>386696710
The hell did you go for?

I am a 54 year old black man what face do I use?

>>386677621
>29 years of age
>jog five miles everyday
>don't smoke drink, smoke, eat meat
>Look 20
>feel 15
It's all honkey dory over here.

23 and feeling like I'm at a brick wall in life. My job isn't the best-- I like working there and my coworkers are like family at this point, but the pay isn't ideal. I have motivation issues and struggled with high school, and it didn't help my dad was an overbearing, manipulative asshole that pressured me into being practically under house arrest. I almost never hung out with friends or went to school parties or anything like that, and didn't get to learn to drive when I was in school. My social skills are meh at best. He passed away earlier this year so I am finally learning to drive and get that done since it needed to be done. Since I struggled so much in high school I've been afraid of going for a degree, and what's worse is that I wanted to go for something art related. Between my fear of not making it and becoming a Dobson, I kind of have low confidence that I'll be anything more than a retail worker. Anymore I kind of just hang out in my room, browse here, and play games.

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>>386676659
Are you playing yet, anon? I'm on level 67 myself. Just unlocked the ice arrows

>>386677352
28 also. You have absolutely nothing to worry about in Splatoon 2. 45% of the userbase is under the age of 10, another 45% has either down syndrome or cerebral palsy, and the remaining 10% range from serviceable to actually good. I'm pretty shit at most shooters these days because my twitch reflexes have suffered over the years, but in Splatoon I have no problems. I played all day during Splatfest and won around 75% of my matches.

>>386677213
why come 27 is such a suicidal age?

<3

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>>386679380
>that moment when you realize the people acting like literal retards and shitting /v/ up are adults and not underage ban

how do we fix this? is digital genocide an option?

>>386676659
FPBP