who does she appeal to? toddlercons?

>>386672373
No idea but both of the new sisters are shit and so is this $60 Splatoon DLC pack. I say that as a Switch owner too.

I LOVE HER.

She's a nasty little gremlin, kinda like me. And she's CUTE. AAAAAAAA

>>386672373
Same proportions as Boss Baby and now I can't fap to her. Thanks for revealing that, assholes.

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>>386673353
I can't tell if this is a joke, but that's actually 100% her appeal. It makes me laugh when people use gremlin as an insult with her.

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>>386672373
she's a fun little shit. marina's boring.

I don't see what the problem is 2bh. Just because she's not conventionally pretty like the other one doesn't mean she's bad

>>386672373
People with taste.
>not wanting to cum on her forehead
>picking the boring octonig

>>386672373
People that like women with attitude, even if they happen to be tiny.

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>>386673881
But Marina is the one with the actual banter.

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>>386673725
>>386674028

>only liking characters just because you can fap to them

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>>386673968

They made this character specifically so Jessica Nigri can cosplay as her.

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>>386673968
hime-tan is too good for this world

They just work.

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I hated her initially but she's grown on me.

>>386674217
please post more of this disgusting little hobgoblin

>>386674217
>>386674263
the fuck

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>>386674057
All Marina has are her look sand pointless one liners.
Pearl is the one with actual personalities.

And is a rap god.

>>386674057
Someone post the Mayo vs Ketchup debate, Pearl had the best lines.

Pearl and Marina are both really ugly

>>386674057

Is she projecting?

>Calls Pearl out on corporate shilling
>At one point shilled the very game she's in and also got envy over not getting a cut to something Pearl was openly marketing

>>386674497
I have a feeling you are

>>386674263
same

>>386674281
>this disgusting little hobgoblin
agreed

How do they do it?

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>>386674392

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>>386674328

>>386674392

The best part was Marina greatly exaggerating on just how bad mayonnaise was and Pearl was just

>We get it, you don't like mayo

Besides

>Not having both ketchup and mayo mixed in

>>386674590
>n-no u
Nice

>>386672373
For starters she doesn't dress like a total slut

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>>386674658

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>>386674281

>>386674787
They sell ketchup and mayo mixed to spics with probably some extra garbage thrown in to make it cheaper and more poisonous.

>>386675008
she's so gross that she's endearing. i cant look away

I hope at some point they both like both sides of the splatfest, but just prefer one over the other. That'd make for some funny banter, I bet.

>>386674884
I now demand doujins. Futa doujins.

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>>386675561
Futa is for fags

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>>386674281

>>386675657
No, it's not, don't be ridiculous.

>>386674057
That's just being mean, to call it banter you'd need actual jokes

>>386675835

Clean oceans are overrated, I'm sticking with post-apocalyptic victim here.

Pearl
>rap genius
>wins more than she loses
>royalty
>outgoing, entertaining, full of life, has a personality
>uses badass dualies
Marina
>background singer in a band of 2
>notorious loser
>evil octoling
>has no personality of her own, is a poor man's marie
>without pearl would be nothing
>only thing she did worth talking about was look good
apologize

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>>386675835
Clean oceans have sharks and shit in them. At least you're always safe in toxic waste.

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>>386672373
>toddlercons?
If she were actually cute, yes. Unfortunately that's not the case.

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>>386675561
Well, it ain't futa...

>>386676142
>Dualies
Marina also called her out for charger camping in two maps

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>>386676250
I like where this is going

>>386674071
>applies to most of /v/
Kek

>>386676250
>>386676307
Disgusting. End yourselves.

>>386676250
go on anon

>>386676447
>I must protect my loli, onee-san.
End yourself, non-degenerate redditor

>>386674328
Truly sickened by the taste of the splatoon community.

Who the fuck likes mayo? Hitler?

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Who wants heresy!

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>>386674281

>>386676547
I didn't know non disgusting people were redditors.

>>386676636
>marina still looks better

wew lad nothing can save pearl from her downs.

When Pearl and Marina were revealed I like most everyone else fell for Marina and though Pearl was hideous. Then the game was released and Marina is a bitch in 90% of her dialogue. So now I'm on Pearl's side

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>>386676142
but pearl multiplayer rank is shit
why you lying anon?

>>386676636
i like loli-marina

>>386676793
t. marina

>>386676671
I'm joking, anon. In reality, everyone's degernate in their own type of way.
You know that 4chan is known for being a degernate website, anon? You're on one of the boards known for vidya girls circle jerk threads and your on one right now.

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>>386676636

>little loli Marina

Cuuuuuuuuute. I wanna buy her ice creams.

>>386676792
apparently she's a bitch only on non-jap versions, in japan she's all courteous and shit

>>386674057
so, she's a contrived bitch like marie.

Would Marina be more or less popular if her American personality was more like her Japanese one?

>>386676932
Doesn't the right one scare the little kids, she looks evil.
And the left one wants to signal that something is terribly wrong.

>>386677151
Stop posting this.

I WANT TO FUCK MARINA IN THE ASS

>>386676191
sharks aren't dangerous.

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>>386677252

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>>386677219
Get to work anon. Pearl and Marina's models were just uploaded to the SFM workshop on steam today.

>>386677076
>In japan she's all courteous and shit

Seriously, is there even footage of this? I'm still left wondering.

Basically, either she's "notice me senpai" on Japan or your average teen that greatly exaggerates things on America that just has to reply to bait every time.

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>>386675657

>>386676932
>ice cream
>plebs
>cake
>contrarians
>icecream cake
>men of taste

>>386673763
Being ugly isn't appealing.

>>386673968
Looks a hell of a lot better with the hair fixed.

>>386677385
TIME TO FUCK MARINA IN THE ASS

>>386677442
It is when you're a disgusting pedophile who comes from tumblr.

This ugly faggot reminds them of thereselves, hence why they like her so much

>>386677385
a new era of sfm porn has begun

>>386677572
>forgetting that 4chan is still filled with lolicons
Kek

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>>386677442
She's ugly-cute. A special subset of cute that is severely underrated.

>>386677679
so she's grimes

WHY WON'T PEOPLE PAINT THE TURF IN FUCKING RANKED

DO YOU FAGGOTS LIKE BEING SO SHIT

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>>386674657
Lol, so what is Pearl point in saying all that shit? She didn't explained why Mayo is better than ketchup. She did nothing to counter argument Marina. What if it's wannabe Jam? How exactly does it shit on Marina saying that Mayo is tasteless lard? Why should i care about Tomato being a fruit which doesn't make Ketchup a condiment?

Dumb Pearl, just like Callie, she's worst girl of splatoon.

>>386677673
Your point?

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>>386677761

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>>386674884
>patreon
Oh how I wish these faggots the absolute worst.

I hope lighting spontaneously strikes down and somehow electrocutes them through their PC and they have to be carried out of the house. Fuck them.

>>386672373
>toddlercons

No but i wish there was an artist that can draw a pic of a toddler Inkling/Pearl.

>>386677834
>pearl fags have such shit taste they have to steal memes
lol

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>>386677385
very nice

>>386677820
haha, what do you think Callie's feet smell like haha?

>>386677834
>shadman

>>386677076
So it's NoA projecting as usual. Got it

>>386677808
Oh nothing, anon. Nothing at all.

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>>386677385
>Splatoon's models with Source's lighting
Yuck

>>386674884
>Mayo won

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>>386677834

WHO THE FUCK SUPERJUMPS THAT CLOSE YOU GODDAMN RETARD

THIS ASSHOLES ARE FUCKING RETARDED

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>>386677984
probably fishy LOL

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>>386677761
I don't know who that is.

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>>386674328

Bow to the queen, baby.

>>386678195
Haha, their feet are so funny.
Someone should draw Marie giving birth haha.

>>386672530
Great story. Compelling and rich.

>>386677857
Why? What's wrong with Patreon?

People spend time creating something and ask for payment in exchange for access.

Basically my question is why do you hate Patreon any more than the traditional business model of movies, music, paintings, MMOs, festivals, -- this is not a new formula.

>>386677112
>>386674057
Considering marinas persobality was entirely made up by the western translation team, its not surprising she just spouts shitty insults and oneliners

If you play a charger or a dualie you are losing the game for the team. You're AWFUL.

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>>386674328

>unironically liking rap
>in 2017

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>>386677572
>An ugly child reminds paedophiles of themselves

>>386673968
I bet she's secretly into BDSM

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>>386677781
>Implying she feels the need to explain

She KNOWS and therefore, doesn't feel the need to make her choice sound better. What she was saying were merely facts (minus her opinions of it being boring) about ketchup.

You'd be surprised at the amount of people there is that are unaware that tomato is a fruit, merely considered vegetables by nutricionists and all around the world.

Far less offensive than Marina preferring to lick disgusting places in order to make mayo sound worse than it should.

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>>386678716
but why

>>386678716
Haha

>>386678681
dualie is fun though

>>386678764
dadrocker detected

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>>386678716
Delet this

>>386678952
It sure is. Stick to turf wars.

>>386672373
Knowing that she's meant to be a rapper, her looking like a gremlin makes more sense to me now.

Still, all they had to do is put just one tentacle bang on her forehead to make her look better and still be rapper material.

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GODAMNIT I WANT SPLATOON 2.

Where can i find a cheap switch?

>>386679131
You can try stealing one

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>>386672373
Hi i have a question about that gremlin thing you posted, can you send me cute squids please thanks

>>386679036
you're always a winner when you have fun

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>>386679237
Anon that's pretty dangerous.

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>>386679242

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>>386679242

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>>386679242

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>>386679242

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>>386679036
>muh meta
>muh competitve
>in a fucking children's game
nigger please

>>386672530
I'm getting more time out of Splatoon 2 than I am out of 1. Not sure why, or what's making it click More than one.

No complaints, though. It's a fun game.

>>386679648
No one likes you furries.

>>386679648
All games are for children

Callie = Rollers
Marie = Chargers
Pearl = Dualies
Marina = ?

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>>386679242
woomy

>>386679729
Great Octoweapons

>>386679648
>it's a children's card game
>meta is dominated by adults/teens
>same for card stores
Really makes me think

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>>386679710
you sure told me, go continue crying about muh meta
>>386679815
The only adults who play splatoon are furfags and 4chan.

>>386679727
Console games, yes.

>>386675008
Is this Brain?

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>>386679640

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>>386679640
He said cute squids. Not disgusting Octo cock lickers.

>>386679883
>black and white logic
I bet you believe you live on a straight line that isn't in a 90 degree angle.

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>>386679783

I really don't see what the fuss is about. I find her design more appealing than the other one.

>>386677385
>there's already a marina animation making the rounds
damn

>>386680168
projecting your cuck fetish on a pure little angel

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>>386679912

narf!

>>386672373
Masochists who are into tsuntsun.

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>>386677834

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>>386680279
>denying the truth when it's right in front of you

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>>386680168

>that post
>with an adorable picture like that

I'm getting mixed messages here....

>>386680495
You're doing it again.

>>386679242
what manga cartoon is this

>there are people who prefer the negress

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>>386680561
She's a cute little filthy Octo whore.

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>>386677834

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>>386680651
this

>>386680673
I will execute your entire family line.

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>>386680616
I'm calling the cops.

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>>386676636
I don't mind this

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>>386680673
delet this

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>>386680745

>>386674328
>>386674057
When did tumblr start writing for Nintendo?

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>>386680673

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>>386674281

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squids are for mind control

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>>386681580
You forgot the best one

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>>386679957

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>>386681580
Who needs free will when you can be this fresh?

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>>386680495

>>386677679
all I see is ugly

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>>386681580

Now we just need a version of this picture with them in their Octo-outfits and it'll be perfect.

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Guys, if you don't have money, don't steal a switch.

A friend of mine tried it, he obviously get caught and he is now in deep shit. (and this is in France, so in the USA, it's far worst )

Seriously, stole a console is not something easy, so don't do it.

>>386682309
You don't need to tell us that shoplifting a 300 dollar product is illegal.

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>>386674657

Can't we just get along?

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>>386674057

>>386682309
>hurr don't steal

the us isn't 100% negro yet my fair chum

>>386682607
I was mostly reponding to >>386679237

Because some anon are crazy enought to try to steal a Switch.

>>386680193
Isn't water toxic for inkling and octoling ?

>>386682607
>yet
exactly give it about 20 year white boi

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>>386682602

DELETE.

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>>386672373
yes ;)

>>386676205
good doujin, nice taste

>actually liking the ugly little midget goblin

Disgustingly shit taste

>>386682602
Pearl and Marina definitely spawned some hilarious artwork though. Much more than Callie and Marie.

>>386676559
>75% of people chose ketchup
>still lost because ketchup lovers are incompetents

>Marina in japanese
polite and proper girl who plays the straight man to Pearl silliness
>Marina in english
yeah like your mom LOL

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>>386678764
thats the only thing I dont like about pearl is the wigger aspect, but who knows how much of that is just localization
just like Marina's bitch personality

>>386683318
same as marie.

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>>386676932
Is there a webm of Pearl making that pouty expression like in the 7th panel of this yet?

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>>386672373
Why does it have to appeal to anyone? Why are you sexualizing a cartoon squid?

>>386683860
Pearl is real to me, dammit.

>>386682309
So don't be a nigger

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Daughterfags... like me.

>>386683860
>Why are you sexualizing a cartoon squid?
OP don't sexualize Pearl; it's Nintendo's fault.

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>>386673968
Oh my god she's fucking fixed

>>386676142
Marina is an autistic audiophiliac gearhead
She built the splatfest stage

>>386681703

Meh, doesn't fit her too well honestly. I prefer her to be the bossy, kinda tsundere partner (the new Marie) that wants you to rescue Marina off the clutches of DJ Octavio, who imprisoned due to not wanting her to hang with the Inkling race, which might lead to a kickass moment between Pearl and Octavio.

>>386677046
Why is she so perfect?

Nintendo, what the fuck were you thinking. No one can compete with that. Callie is close but I'm starting to think even she loses to choctopussy

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>>386674657

>>386684304
It fits a lot better when you realize Shes the one mind controlling everyone

>>386673968
>remove the 5head
Fuck, you don't even need the long tentacle-hair. fixed.

>>386676205
That footjob was hot as hell.

>>386684456
I can't believe the word "mouthfeel" is a real word. It's just so funny and sounds made up.

>>386676559
>>386683223
>75% players chose ketchup
>ketchup ended up having to fight itself most of the time
>ketchup kicked its own ass so hard it ended up losing
LMAOOOOOO

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>>386684724
>It's actually real

>>386672373
Pearl appeals to the fans of that south african mutant on Die Antwoord.

Marina A SHIT

>>386684724
But it's a very important aspect of Texture when judging food.

>>386684724
First time I see it outside /ck/ to be honest.

in japanese game it is different. mostly pearl using abbreviations and slang and marina using more polite form

I have 5 friends who are on Splatoon right now, but none of them are in games...

>>386685485
all drawing furry art

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Back from our sea voyage.

>>386677857
>wahhh artists shouldn't be paid for their work i want everything for freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>386683136
>>386684675
care to point me in the right direction, lads?

>>386679662
Balance has improved imo

>>386672530

$60 DLC pack

If you liked Splatoon, here's more

If you didn't play Splatoon which is the higher percentage of people in the world because nobody bought a Wii U, it won't matter to them that this is $60 DLC

As a toddlercon, I can state that she doesn't appeal to me.

>>386687171

I bet you read Tetsu's work.

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>>386688039
Anon, have you been following me around?

>>386688132

No, Tetsu is the go to toddlercon guy.

>>386687029
If you didn't get a Wii U, you've been missing out on Splatoon.

>>386677857

Patreon is a hell of a lot easier than doing commisions in deviantart

Atleast you can draw whatever you want in patreon

Pearl being an ugly Gremlin that people love to hate only makes me like her more.

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>>386683758

Not a webm but still.

>>386676142
this guy gets it

>>386688817
raspberry.wav

>>386680985

That's from the timestop threads isnt it?

>>386672373
People

>>386672373
>Marina wins splatfest disses Pearl
>Pearl wins splatfest drops sick rap
Pearl is the one with the good personality Marina is just a basic bitch and a shitty clone of Marie.

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>>386682602
...Continue

>>386689419

I was at least hoping Marina would sing in a kind of audacious, but nah, not even that.

>>386679729
knife for thuggin'

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>>386672373
Foreigners will never understand the comedy gold mine that is the Boke/Tsukkomi of Manzai

>>386689419
I might pick whatever pearl is picking no matter what so I can possibly see her rhyme about them.

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>>386682602
DELET.

>>386689781
Us "foreigners" get plenty of comedy gold out of engrish.

>>386672373

>character appeal only means which character arouses your dick the most
>being that retarded

Pearl is actually a character with personality. Unlike Marina.

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>>386676636
>Loli Marina
>busty Pearl
Jesus Christ, you can't be doing these things to my dick

>>386677857

>art should be free because it should be done out of love and not money DELUSIONAL MEME

Kill yourself.

Because the Splatoon player base is full of weeaboos and furries.

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Marina is just an expendable lackey. Pearl is the star that writes all of the music and she just picked up Marina because she knows that all octarians are good at DJing. If she gets tired of Marina she could go find any octoling in the world that would kill to take Marina's spot.

>>386674328
That was cute. Made my stoney heart beat a few times.

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>>386677331
T.Bruce

>>386676559
>73% picked ketchup

>>386678009
>>386678173
>>386680392
>>386680758
I get the shadman hate, but why to this reaction image which is actualy a realy nice reaction image?
Just to meme?

>>386677761
basically

>>386673968
Hard to believe such minor changes fix so much.

>>386693361
Imagine making a redraw of a redraw of a reaction image meme and still tagging it with your signature

>>386676191
>drawing the diverse character ugly because pearl is ugly
literally racism

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>>386693361
yeah its just to meme. Shad isnt terrible

>>386677252
>>386677359
I like this Marina much MUCH more.
Naiv, yet polite

a shame we got discount Marie without any of the quality that made Marie good...

Why does /v/ bully female fictional characters just because you don't like them? Do pathetic ugly male characters remind you too much of yourselves?

>>386672373
Fuck that thing's ugly.

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>>386694449

>>386677781
you forgot that you get NoA's version. And all NoA sees is Black character vs evil racist character, so of course they make Pearl look dumb and Marina look smart and witty

fuck this gay ass company

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>>386672373
furries

>>386674057
Marina isn't supposed to be a snarky asshole though. She's supposed to be nice, shy, and kind.

NA localization ruined her. She's just Marie 2.0.

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I genuinely like Pearl better, but holy fuck did they ruin Marina in translation. They changed her from "nervous wallflower who looks up to Pearl" to "flanderized Marie".

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#4THEFURRIES

>>386672373
Fetal alcohol syndrome fetishists.

Reminder Pearl is for Aryan men and Marina was created by the Nip Jews to install sexual perversion and race mixing lust in white men

>>386676191
i like this style
pretty nice

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Do NOT bully Pearl

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K A N G Z
A
N
G
Z

>>386672373
Slant-eyes drool over children, so this is strictly to pander to them. It's why she's well-received over there while she's universally despised in other regions.

>>386681034
Its scary how accurate this is tho
>popuko is very quick to anger, seems childish and lacks rational thougth
>pepimi is calm, reacts within reason of the laws made by the mangaka
I mean we havent seen Pearl's angry side yet but she has the tendecies to it.
that is, of course, if we ignore the dumb NoA translation

>>386682309
>france
he was black, wasnt he.

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>>386695139
Not even, he was white.

He didn't do any "crime" before this, but he was to hype about the switch. (and a little dumb. )

Seriously, even if he really need to steal it, why didn't he tried at night...

>>386684094
This nigger fucking gets it

>>386681259
I can't speak for Japan, but in the west, Splatoon is clearly designed to be a "meme game" in the same vein as Overwatch or Pokemon Go. The localized writing consists of quips and one liners designed to be screencapped and spread across social media and the entire concept of Splatfests preys upon people's innate urge for tribalism which in the modern age, translates to memes and propaganda aka free marketing. It's all very much designed to be a self sustaining meme factory where every fan of the game voluntarily becomes a shill without even realizing it.

>>386684889
>>386684724
>>386685309
Germans have the exact same word, but its almost always used when talking about food.
Does america not have texture in their food or why never talk about it?

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>>386695303
You've said to much, you are just abusing your right of freedom.

Complete the s-s-simulation now.

>>386684094
>>386695290
But she's already practically an adult. She's just a midget.

>>386693641
can you post the original?

>>386695685
no.

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Where's the porn shills?

>>386695591
she's a cute midget
midgets usualy are butt-ugly

>callie marie
>calamari

>crusty sean
>crustacean

i'm relatively new to splatoon and i just got these
what else am i missing

>>386695849
Pearl Marina
Marina is a kind of harbor

>>386695849
Splat Toon
Because the goal is to splat other peoples' toons.

>>386694905
Japan favours Pearl tho.
And lets be real here, which country do you value more :
> the one that brought you glorious hentai and waifus
OR
> the one that brought your Big Brother and #SocialJusticeMatters

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>>386695849

>>386672373
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9Xhtb345w

>>386696064
what
Splatoon is a wordplay on Splat and Platoon.
Platoon means small armies fight in dedicated small zones.

>>386694161
Marie was never good.

>>386696273
someones here a mad Calliefag, and I aint it!

>>386695849
Ignore >>386695974 . Their names in nipland are Iida and Hime.

>>386684724
Surprisingly, most words are made up.

>>386696384
Those don't really form much of a pun on their own, do they? They're just references to their species.

>>386696384
He's asking for English puns you fucking dweeb.

>>386696437
Nope, which is kinda intentional. Callie and Marie's names are Aori and Hotaru, respectively.
>>386696515
And I doubt NOA would let a fucking Pearl Harbor joke slip through, anon. It's unintentional.

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I actually saw this car on the road, and I thought it was "Pearl: The Car". Can you see the similarities?

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>>386696121
Both are garbage and deserve to be nuked a thousand times

>you can clearly hear Callie and Marie say "Stay Fresh" because it's their catch phrase in english and in japanese
>Marina and Pearl say "Splat Tentacles" as their catch phrase in the japanese version and you that's what you can hear them saying when they say their catch phrase

I fucking hate NOA.

>>386696903
Splat tentacles is a fucking shitty catch phrase, to be fair.

>>386676142
>wins more than she loses
What's this based on?

Currently the score is equal, they both won one splatfest

>>386675028
>I have a small white dick
Fixed.

>>386696903
I hear them say don't get cooked stay off the hook

>>386672373
i think this game is for retarded manchildren weaboo barneyfags, but Pearl is the first character i saw that looks halfway decent

>>386695429
We usually just use the word texture, "mouthfeel" is more used by critics and people up their own asses about their refined pallet. Considering the two most American foods are hamburger and frankfurters, it's safe to assume that american cuisine is similar to yours, because we stole it, just like everyone elses shit.

>>386696995
actualy, its 4-2 for Pearl.
Remember, there are other regions, and beta splatfest Pearl won in Japan.

>>386696121
But japan also gave us Marina.

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>>386675886
What kind of pussy society did you grow up in? The best test of friendship is how much shit you can talk before you cross a line

>>386697223
germans dont have burgers as a daily meal tho. Only on special occasions. Normaly its homemade cooking, where the texture is much more refined.
Also germany is the land of beer, bread and sausages. To say that all the sausages have the same structure and creation method is like saying every burger tastes like Mc Donald burgers.
Also you guys invented the 10 liter coka cola bottle, be proud of that!

>>386680561
Best Matsu for best girl

>>386697763
You realize we have different kinds of burgers and sausage too right? Because we have different kinds of people here. It's not like the instant you get to America you lose all your heritage and become a generic American. My family still cooks homemade Polish food all the time and you can get good authentic food of pretty much any ethnicity if you look for it. Greektown has good greek food because it's full of fucking greeks, chinatown has good chinese food because it's full of fucking chinese people, and so on and so forth.

I don't know why you're coming in so hostile my dude, all I said was that our food isn't that different from anyone else's because god damn every nationality lives here and is still cooking their traditional meals.

>>386697284
Where are you getting 2 for Marina? Are you counting them combining Eu and NA as two separate Splatfests?

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hey squiggas

>>386698530
*knife hands internally*

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>>386698530
Where did his tentacles go?

Serious question. Why does every black squid only use the Aerospray?

>>386698460
EU: Beta SplFst | Cake vs Ice Cream - Marina
NA: Beta SplFst | Cake vs Ice Cream - Marina
JP: Beta SplFst | Rock vs Pop - Pearl
EU: 1. SplFst | Mayo vs Ketchup - Pearl
NA: 1. SplFst | Mayo vs Ketchup - Pearl
JP: 1. SplFst | Mayo vs Ketchup- Pearl

Pearl won 4 times, Marina 2 times.
And each result was a 2-1, so if you consider this, Pearl won 10 times, Marina won 8 times.

>>386699123
>why do all the niggers use the cheap method
they are on welfare tactics, created by the white squids before them

Pearl is the more fun character. Rapping midget > Singing Octopus

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>>386682602

>>386699136
>EU: Beta SplFst | Cake vs Ice Cream - Marina
>NA: Beta SplFst | Cake vs Ice Cream - Marina
That's what I was asking about. I thought EU and NA Beta Splatfest was combined into one or was I misremembering?

>>386699136
EU and NA were treated as one region for the beta test. Just because their combined efforts won out in Marina's favor doesn't mean it should be counted twice, as things could have gone differently if the regions were split.

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>>386688132
>>386688039
>>386688230

new tetsu doujin coming up for c92 guys

>>386699357
>>386699364
Wasnt there for that one, which makes it even lower.
4 for Pearl, 1 for Marina
or 9 for Pearl and 6 for Marina

Not looking good for her

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>>386688817
thanks anon

She's certainly not sexually appealing, but she's cute in a way.
I think I'm getting used to it. Not that I play splatoon.

>>386699732
Pearl is relatable while all I want with Marina is to fug her.

autist retard man children, like all nintendo characters