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>>386666879

Mario.

>>386667489
>If this nigga picks Toad again...

toad gets all the bitches

>>386666879
peach > bowser > wario > dk > toad > luigi > mario > yoshi

>>386666879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRNJIVNoyEk

>>386666879
Peach

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>>386666879
Were you looking for this?

>>386668053
Using peach is literally the straightest thing you can do

Mario Kart 64 is utterly inferior in every aspect to Crash Team Racing

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>>386668380
Agreed

>>386668053
why does /v/ always pretend to like wario?

>>386668437
what is there not to like about greedy jew mario

>>386666879
Toad. Is it just me or does that nigger have the best drifts in the game?

>>386668380
I wonder why

>>386668437
Because they want to be something they're not. In reality the average /v/ member couldn't cope with Wario's abrasive, extrovert personality, they'd hate to spend time with him and try to avoid him whenever possible. And around Peach they'd just drop their spaghetti. What /v/ really needs is someone like Mario, a kind and trustworthy guy who happens to be quite famous so he can introduce /v/ to some ladies, yet confident and humble enough not to steal them from him later.

#1 Bowser
#2 Toad
#3 Mario
#4 Peach
#5 DK
#6 Yoshi
#7 Luigi
#8 Wario
Rate my taste.

Instalock Yoshi because he doesn't have Toad's voice and is the best racer in the game

>>386666879
The Bowz

Pickin Toad unless Dad wants to play, he can have him and I'll settle for Luigi.

Luigi, I love the green guy.

>>386668380
in terms of single player? sure

in terms of everything else, no

>>386671498
CTR has more of everything with better graphics and deeper mechanics. It's better in every regard

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mario's my favorite

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>>386666879
The one and only

Luigi (Year of Luigi never ends, bitches)
Donkey Kong
Bowser
Wario ( I like heavies)
Toad
Yoshi (I also like being annoying)
Peach (but not in that way ffs)
Mario (too conventional)

>>386666879
Mario set to Wumbo

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You already know

>>386666879
Wario has become the most memetic and cancerous choice over time. Amazing isn't it?

>>386672430
Baby Mario doesn't show up into Double Dash iirc

>>386672524
Isn't it great?

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>playing with friends back in undergrad
>hold onto lightning during the indoor race track
>watching to see if anyone is about to make the jump
>jokingly hold everyone hostage
>get called a loser

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>>386666879
I'M THE BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8UdnLNSKQ

>that bass

>>386671724
>>386672716
Toad is by far the best character, not only is he the fastest but he is also the most annoying motherfucker on the grid. If you spam mushrooms and overtake people shortly before the finish it is the best feeling ever. "YAHOOO YAHO YA YA YA YAHOOOO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO YAHOO YAHOO"

>>386672906
AWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAH
OOOOKAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Shame japanese Toad is so lame

>>386669241
0/10 it's shite

YAAAHOOO!

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>>386668437
because he's fat and ugly and greedy and gives no fucks about anything

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>>386668380
It's almost like Crash Team Racing was made 3 years after Mario Kart 64 or something...

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>>386666879
weeg erry day

>>386666879
Peach is best.

Wario is a meme.

>>386674368
Women are a meme.

>>386668380
Whahahaha, thanks for the laugh of the day

I swear to god yoshi was the broken one nothing compared maybe toad.

>>386674413
so you were born by a meme, what does that make you ?

>>386668437
because he's a libertarian

>>386666879
Yoshi

>>386669045
Wario sounds HOT

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What sound did Donkey Kong made?

>>386669045
r e a c h i n g

yeah, it's always sexual to these faggot redpillers. They really need to learn to not want to play games they will always be shit at and know it.

>>386666879
i chose yoshi and now im gay

>>386675292
RIP in pepperonis

>>386674832
HUEHUEHUE

>>386668437
Wario is a gobnoxious fat asshole who gives no fucks anything. He's a piece of shit, but he's an entertaining piece of shit. Mario is just bland middle of the road main character man in comparison.

>>386666879
strawberryhead is the only right answer.