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Who isn't pushing the cart? I WANT NAMES!

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Who isn't pushing the cart? I WANT NAMES!
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Gabe Newell, Robin Walker, Jill Valentine.
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Boogie
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>>386664814
Trump
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>>386664814
>Who's not picking cotton? I WANT NAMES!
How did Valve let this one through?
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>>386664814
Standing near the point does nothing! Get ON the point dummkopf!
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mfw i get the airshottis pill
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>>386665293
>Take my dick like a man, Private Twinkletoes.
What was Valve thinking?
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>give up i'm awful
what did he mean by this?
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Thanks mate
>Thanks mate
Thanks mate
>Appreciate it!
MEDIC!
>MEDIC!
MEDIC!
>Thanks mate!
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Is scrap.tf still active? I want to get rid of all my crap once for all and then give all the metal away at random in servers.
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mfw i take out the inferior enemy scout
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>Will never go back in time and prevent the Dead Ringer from being added
>Will never go back in time and prevent the Tomislav from being added
>Will never go back in time and prevent the Huntsman from being added
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Dead game
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>>386665041
>Jill Valentine
laughinggaben.png
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>>386667814
ok
shitter weapon that is inferior to stock
shitter weapon that is inferior to stock
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>>386667814
>Will never go back in time and prevent the Axtinguisher being nerfed to uselessness
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>have 2 LIMITED items
>have a festivizer
what should i festivise?
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>>386664814
You because RED is supposed to stop the cart
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>his loadout has yellow or gray text in it
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>>386664814
hey /v/
yoor
ugleh
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>>386667983
none, unless you're doing a full christmas themed set

festives for the sake of festives are stale and fucking stupid looking. maybe they were novel when they first came out but now they're just a babby mode attempt at looking special. why not just go spend a few bucks on babby's first rares (bills hat and earbuds) too while you're at it
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do I cash out?
Not that I need the money
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>>386668216
cash in
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>>386667946
>Tomislav inferior to stock
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update fucking when
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>>386668216
Thats not the attitude you need to get rich
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>YOU CANNOT BURN ME IM ALREADY ON FIRE
why does soldier have all the best lines?
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>>386667946
>hey you know how the spy is balanced by having to actually be stealthy? well lets give him an ezmode get out of jail free card and then later on "nerf" it by giving him super speed, afterburn immunity, and basically removing the decloak sound which was supposed to be one of the major balancing factors of the weapon!
>hey, you know how the sniper's balance is sucking in front line combat and having to be able to aim? well lets give him a weapon that lets him fight on the front lines and get easy instakills just by spamming M1!
>hey, you know how heavy is balanced by his slow rev up time and sound he makes when revved up? well lets give him a silent weapon that fires instantly!
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>>386664814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUhkhsVwsdI
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>>386668529
He fought Nazis
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>>386668529
>Stand next to that kart or I will STAND you next to that kart!
Soldier is one of the best characters ever
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>>386668769
In the same way that Antifa does, yes.
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>>386668769
>missed WW2 by 3-4 years
yeah he BEAT the crap outta every last one of theri dead bodies
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>>386668694
>hey you know how the spy is balanced by having to actually be stealthy? well lets give him an ezmode get out of jail free card and then later on "nerf" it by giving him super speed, afterburn immunity, and basically removing the decloak sound which was supposed to be one of the major balancing factors of the weapon!
He might not die, but the spy is useless without DR.
>hey, you know how the sniper's balance is sucking in front line combat and having to be able to aim? well lets give him a weapon that lets him fight on the front lines and get easy instakills just by spamming M1!
Stop being predictable
>hey, you know how heavy is balanced by his slow rev up time and sound he makes when revved up? well lets give him a silent weapon that fires instantly!
Are you unironically claiming heavy is unbalanced? Listen sweaty, the game isn't balanced for shitters.
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>>386668825
>MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT
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>>386668354
never
e
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>>386668769
i tought that he never went to war
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>>386668949
>gets lost in france cicera 1949
he never even went to germany
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>>386668084
>his loadout doesn't consist of 2 unusual weapons,a golden pan and 3 collectors cosmetics
roflz @you
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>>386668905
>being in the general vicinity of a huntsman sniper is being predictable
wew
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>>386664814
>when the enemy team is steamrolling
I-I'm doing my best, doc.
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>>386669084
>walking into arrows
weow
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>>386669069
>he doesnt own a killstreak frying pan
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO CELLOTAPE YOU BACK TOGETHER
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>>386669069
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>>386669585
>not Strange
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>>386669942
>not australium
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>>386670093
>not unusual
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>>386668216
How do you get $1k from 3 metal? Unless I'm missing something here.
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>>386668354
Either late August or in October for TF2's 10th at the latest.
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mfw i dominate the soldier and his slut pocket
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>>386670736
he only has the much metal in his backpack, the whole thing is worth 1k
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>>386667814
Just wait, anon.
Years of faggots wasting a spy slot with the DR will be rewarded by all their tears when it gets nerfed into the ground.
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>>386670962
The whole BP? Damn.
Know a website where I can appraise mine? Also you do you "sell" a BP anyway? I've been thinking about looking into it and preparing to do that in case the Pyro/Jungle update turns into a wet pile of diarrhea.
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Hear me out:
>Airblasted projectiles by a Pyro do full crits, not just mini-crits
Or
>Airblasted projectiles by a Pyro will auto-target the guy that shot it and hit him without fail, unless there's a wall or obstacle to protect him (no mini-crits)

Inb4 assblasted Soldier mains say "neither".
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>>386668905
>He might not die, but the spy is useless without DR.
the ONLY thing in the DRs favour is helping reduce bad luck deaths. For everything else, a competent spy will be far better with stock/C&D.
DR is a crutch for retards that want to go randomly stabbing targets of opportunity rather than being useful. They also consequently make it harder for spies that actually want to help, by making more of the enemy team be on the look out for spies when they might not have bothered before.
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>>386670814
>halloween is going to get skipped
>again
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>>386671347
>f2p soldier feeds pyro
>wipes entire team
yeah great idea retard and lets make it not require aim so pyro is even more braindead than he currently is.
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>>386671379
Dear god if the Pyro update is trash and we get ANOTHER clip show for Halloween, I'll definitely sell my BP and quit TF2 for good.
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>>386670842
explain this image to me /o/
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>>386671530
Except the second choice wouldn't kill the whole team, retarded fuckhead.
And if a f2p is so stupid to feed a Pyro some missiles, he deserves it.
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>>386668769
He killed far more commies than he killed nazis, I don't think soldier even killed an actual nazi soldier.
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>>386672375
>Except the second choice wouldn't kill the whole team, retarded fuckhead.
Did you know splash damage exists in TF2
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>>386668213
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>>386664814
Sanding near ze point does nothing ! Get ON ze point dummkopfs !
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You're on the point when this guy slaps your med's ass, what do?
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>>386667814
Whats wrong with the tomislav
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>>386673009
Retards think it's a straight upgrade.
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>>386672203
making fun of the recent design trends most car makers are doing,mostly lexus
meme is mostly referred to as modern car design
doesn't necessarily have to do with the fact that the car looks angry as fuck but really it's gutless hybrid mom car,just how the designs evolved
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>>386667453
>I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP, Y'KNOW
>I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP, Y'KNOW
>WE DID IT MATE!
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What's the money difference between Trade Status and Vac status? Do I get more money if my Backpack is in good VAC standing?
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>>386668354
TONIGHT
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>>386665041
They're too busy pushing Artifact.
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>>386672571
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>>386666065
>There will never be another game where in-game characters will berate you for not playing the game as it's intended.
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>Get on back to the fields, negro.
How did they get away with this?
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>played No More Heroes for the first time recently
>couldn't stop thinking about how the voice actor was the same guy as the TF2 Medic
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>>386673360
according to the Chevy ads, """""""""""""""real""""""""""""""" "people" like the more aggressive look.
That said, I hate it on large cars. First time I saw the new Silverado I almost vomited
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>>386670842

>Person tries hard to counter me and soldier vacc pair
>Ends up tunnel visioning half the time and getting themselves killed
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>>386674319
>How's the weather other there dumbass? Get to the frickin' point!
it's a genuine shame
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>>386667814
fuck you, hutsman is fun
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>>386674485
i have watched probably all of their dumb fucking ads(thanks to zebra corner,can't get those ads here) and they're more about surprising the potential customers that X car is a chebby or a what awards cheeby won,what ads are you watching?
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>>386675060
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>>386667656
you spent more time typing this question than you did just googling scrap.tf
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No seriously, I do want names, fuck people who aren't on the cart and not getting kills.
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>>386667814
>you will never go back in time and prevent the addition of demo's weak ass "come on" battle cry and "I didn't need your help you know" thanking line

I think they added those around 2012. I guess it's pretty autistic to complain about that, but those lines are very clearly by a different voice actor and STILL don't fit with the rest of his regular reponses.
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>>386667453
>See incoming rush to our base as Sniper
>Try to yell INCOMING! to my team
>RNG gives me the most silent barely audible incoming whisper imaginable
What were they thinking?
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>>386667814
>Will never go back in time and prevent the Tomislav from ever changing from its release form
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>>386675678
Demo and Heavy have never been voiced by different VA's
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>sneaking around as Spy
>preparing for the perfect time to strike an engie nest
>stay close to enemy spawn to do the old Sap-n'-telefrag
>WHY IS ZE CART NOT MOOOVING?!
>mission compromised
If you're wondering, yes, they can hear it. Having the sneaky class yelling out objective status even when invisible is beyond stupid.
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>>386676712
His new voice lines have started to sounded very different around the 2012 halloween update.
If it's still the original VA, is it just that he can't reproduce the voice he once did?
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>In 8 hours it will have been 400 days since a major update
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Who likes it comfy?
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>>386674468
You can hear the medic in travis screams

Also if you play mgs pw or mgsV you also hear some travis/medic in miller
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>>386677589
I remember when I first started playing in 2010. Spy with the CnD main.
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nice ebin thread guys
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>>386677589
Best watch. Great for Spy newbies to learn the basics, deadly in the hands of Spy veterans.
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>>386666572
>Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I fuck man ass.

That would be a bold move now, goddamn it. How'd they get away with it?
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>>386668529
>Human grit always beats robot magic!
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>>386678736
>I fucked ze man who will kill you
What the hell? This would not fly today
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>>386674292
why isn't he using mini sentries?
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>top scoring as Scout
>dominating enemy team medic
>averaging 4:1 kills
>we lose

it sucks when you're playing your best and it's still not enough to help your team
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>This is what Valve employees are being busy with
>This is the reason why tf2 doesn't get updates
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What's the most OP weapon in the game right now?
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>>386679320
rocket launcher
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>>386667814
>complaining about classes that only tards use
oh brother
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>>386679163
A great player alone can't help a team of scrubs winning. No matter what class you play with.
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>>386679408
sure you can, if you play a power class
it's not that hard to single handedly win a game by yourself if you play heavy/soldier/demo
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>>386679320
Sniper rifle/huntsman
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>>386674265
Epic
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>>386679296
honestly i just gave up
i stopped trying to get better and i stopped spending money on the game
i also stopped playing anything that isn't skial turbine because it's really fun
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>>386679163
>top scoring
>cares only about killing
>"g-guys why did we l-l-lose?? i swear i am the BACKBONE of t-this team"

>>386679320
soldier as a whole due to indirect buffs
thanks 4 man team fortress 2 team i hope you all get fired
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>>386679612
I was capping every point I could man. Retook mid a couple times. Can only do so much.
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>>386679493
Nah man. I play Soldier and Heavy pretty good and I always top score. But without a team helping me, I never win. Sometimes I have almost as many points points alone than both teams together as Soldier but we still lose.
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>Playing as medic with bro
>He plays soldier, so I mostly heal him
>children start screaming over the mic to heal them
>heal others but mostly stick with him
>admin gets assblasted
>BANNED: if you're going to play medic, heal other people, you dumb cunt.

Children who complain about pocket medics are as bad as: "don't kill me i'm friendly :)" or "random crits are fair!" and need to die
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>>386679981
You deserved it.
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>>386679981
Aren't you late for a dick sucking appointment with your bro?
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>>386676013
Current Tomislav is great tho. It's not broken but it's a fun alternative that still wins trades with stock minigun.
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>>386677406
Heavy/Demo's VA was already an older fellow when the original voice lines were done over 10 years ago.
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>>386680250
Tomislav is perfect for a Fat Scout.
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>>386679981

>Vaccinator soldier friend
>Still try to keep other people alive when I can, but prioritize my pocket
>Do the majority of the work on the team, defend, attack, support, whatever's needed to win
>Get scores 3-4x higher than the next person
>Occasionally someone might complain about not being healed even though he ran face first into 3 soldiers
>Enemy team complains how it's unfair even though the rest of our team is doing fuck all half the time
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>>386680187
>>386680217
>you deserved it for helping your friend stomp the enemy, while the team did fuck all
do you not have any friends?

>>386680441
exactly
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>>386680364
That would make sense, yelling like a drunken scotsman must really strain your vocal chords, especially when you're rather old.
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>playing heavy
>100% ubercharged medic is healing me
>run towards the frontline, medic keeps healing me
>jump around corner and wind up
>get targeted by 5 people and a sentry
>medic doesn't deploy his über and goes away
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>>386680806
I have a lot of friends exactly because I don't tend to focus on one person.
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>people think they deserve to be pocketed because they are a HWG
ishygddt, and stop getting mad when im too far away to heal you or that you constantly run into damage
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>>386680901
>He dies before you respawn and he has to charge the whole uber again
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>>386680901
>playing medic
>healing a solider, uber at 100%
>pop uber and charge towards enemy team
>solider rocket jumps into them, leaving me behind
>he gets sniped without getting a single kill
>mfw getting airblased by a pyro until my uber runs out
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>>386681018

Not him, but none of my friends besides him really play TF2 anymore. Another reason I don't like healing or sticking with randoms is most people have zero awareness and it's a pain in the ass, when you see things coming a mile away and they just blindly run into their death or let you get flanked. Being able to voice chat with my friend also helps.
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>>386680901
>walk into the entire enemy team
>medic whips out his syringe gun
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>>386681823
>be playing medic
>whip out my syringe gun and walk into the enemy team
>kill them all because blutsauger > gibus aim
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I haven't played TF2 since 2012 and I'm thirsty as FUCK for a decent shooter, should I re-install it even though I know I'll hate myself later on?
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>tfw you get kicked by friendlies
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>>386682393
Yes
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>>386682490
>tfw you kicked by friendlies for kicking friendlies
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>>386664814
I want names, down, written down, of everyone who's playing Lord of the Rings right now.
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>>386682393
play tfc or google how to run the 2007 version of tf2
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>>386682765
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>>386682765
level 18
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>>386682765
IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!
STEEL
STEEL
IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
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>>386675218
this one, plays in front of movies at my theater alot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcBjvqS0ptM
god I hate these ads but I guess that's not a very controversial stance
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>>386683047
OOOHH DUDE
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>sniper spam calling for medic as soon as he loses any amount of HP
>people spamming medic calls while being healed
>sticking with the best offensive player but still healing others when i can
>have killed spies multiple times and saved teammates
>teammates blame you because they think they don't ever have to fall back while being healed or they want you to die with them
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>>386682765

DROP YER PANTS?
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>>386682765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIIi38dHjos
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i got 2 hatsdrops in 2 days. Is that normal?
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>>386683130
OOOOHHHH that one
the equinox doesn't really look mad honestly
https://youtu.be/L4eJa_dcGmM
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What are power classes? Hevay, Demo, Solly? Is Pyro one?
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>>386683683
Hit tab, take note of the top 3 players on your team and only heal them. Votekick anyone who complains.
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>>386684354
please respond
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>>386684859
Hit up the lotto my dude
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>Upward
>defense
>play Soldier
>Blue feels like it has some cheaters, like their Heavy who seems to climb everything quick
>or that annoying Scout who always is behind you
>or maybe they are just that good, so i say nothing about it
>see and kill spy who just killed one of my team at spawn
>get killed by Heavy
>respawn and get position info on my team
>there's someone on the bottom stairs
>shoot a rocket just in case
>get accused of wallhacks
Maybe they were just fucking with me. The chat was full of memesters and tryhard talk.
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>>386685613
that sounds like bog standard tf2
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>>386685790
I've been playing for years and this was my first LOL CHEATER match. Usually I just get tryhards who spam the chat with emotes, while their pocket medic babysits them.
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>>386680806
>not keeping the fodder alive anyway
Healing one person is degenerate and detrimental to your ubercharge building regardless of how shit your patients might be
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*blocks your point*
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>>386674468
Really? Holy shit
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>>386686436

He basically said he tries to keep others alive too, even as a pocket medic I agree you should try to keep other people alive during downtime and such, having other people pushing always helps.
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>>386677059
I laughed
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>>386680901
Its way worse when they uber you in the most stupid situation and you feel obligated to charge looking for something to shoot
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>>386687112
>can't find that clip of travis getting kicked out of sylvia's limo and screaming like the medic
fug
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wow i just realised that they added all those 4th wall breaking lines year ago. havent heard alot of them because i dont play comp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8
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>>386687541
as a medic, sometimes people won't move into position so you're forced to uber too soon
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Why is there a rise of lmabox?
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>>386682829
tfc is dead if you didnt know
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>>386688868
because tf2 players are dogshit
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72.5.102.111:27015 party van reminder
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>>386688868
Why is it so hard to get hackers banned?

>report him if he is on my team
>not enough votes

>tell people on enemy team to report him
>no one does
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>>386689057
Because they usually bring bots or their own friends onto the server with them.

Although burst VAC bans are fucking hilarious, it makes the problem last longer than it should.
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>>386689057
>playing official server
>votekick hacker
>it actually passes
>he rejoins after being votekicked
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>>386689018
>shilling the van this late at night
AARRRGGG!!!
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>>386689318
nigga what
its like 7-9 PM in US
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>>386689704
IM NOT IN THE US, ITS 12 AT NIGHT OVER HERE!! ARRRHGG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlsSecuzE8

leave sfmkino to me
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>>386690136
Unironic SFM kino coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyPEKcGqhfE
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>>386679320
Anything aoldier has since he alone can stand multiple enemies and doesnt have any diredt counters unless you count pyros airblast but most use the plogh anyways.
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>>386679493
Not if the other team has equally skilled members
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>>386690365
GOTCHA FAGGOT
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>>386690365
I wish Raxxo would upload more. His shit is gold but he does it so infrequently now.
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What is the best TF2 short and why is it Meet The Medic?
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>>386679320

Vaccinator with a pocket soldier
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>>386691665
because that's the worst one
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>>386691665
top 3 are medic, spy and sniper, you cant deny this
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>>386689704
bruh its 4:30 to 7:30pm in the US
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>have medic on team
>constant people yelling medic
>I'm the only one who says thanks after being healed
>medic starts pocketing me
>we actually kick some decent ass
Felt gud.
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>>386692187
I'm that medic. Fuck you scouts, don't run circles around me and expect me to be able to click on you, then yell at me when you run off the moment you get 10 extra health.
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>all those sheepies running around and not being aware of voice commands
>sometimes you meet a supreme gentleman that uses voice commands and you can have a intellectual conversation with him
truly, no better feeling
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>>386692997
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
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>>386693115
>Go Right!
>No
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>>386692997
>disguised as a spy
>ask engy to put a dispensah 'ere
>"heck no"
>"let's go"
>he pulls out his shotgun and calls me a spy
>"yeah", followed by a decloak
>"well don't that beat all"
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>>386692997
>obvious hoovie spy
>spam go go go playing along
>the "hoovie" spy goes thinking im letting him through
>sentry kills him
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>>386673009
The Heavy is designed around slow movement, with a spin-up time and slower movement if he wants to start firing and doing his high DPS.

20% faster spin-up makes the Heavy harder to ambush and better at ambushing enemies. It also allows him to jump around whilst revving up in the air. If he doesn't see an enemy before he lands, he can unrev and then jump again maintaining full momentum. This allows the Heavy to move around at full speed whilst always being ready to fire.

Silent spin-up makes it even easier for the Heavy to ambush.

20% accuracy bonus makes the Heavy more accurate at all ranges. This allows him to do much more significant DPS at mid-range. It also allows the Heavy to more easily punish any attempts to ambush him.

20% slower firing speed equates to 83.33% of the DPS. The Minigun DPS is 540, the Tomislav's is 450. That still mows down enemies very fast.

The most DPS that the Tomislav loses is 90, but this is further reduced by the accuracy bonus causing more shots to hit. What you end up with is the Tomislav effectively losing only about 10% of the DPS.
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>>386688014
Christ soldier sounds so old
I know the whole cast is old as fuck outside of the scout but still jesus
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When you use the medic, which of the 2 do you use the most:
A.) The needle/syringe weapons
B.) Crusader's crossbow
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>>386665041
You forgot Indiana Jones
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>>386668769
No he didn't. He went to Europe after the war and killed everyone he thought was an enemy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GWI6o1OL4
the fucking animation is so good jesus christ
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>>386695894
b
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>>386695894
How the fuck do we make the syringe weapons relevant again without nerfing crossbow into oblivion?
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>>386696374
Able to heal teammates even if it's just a little bit might work. It's the reason why I stick with the crossbow.
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>>386695894
Blutsauger because I feel like an overpowered faggot enough with the Ubersaw, also crit syringes can be devastating
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>>386696374
increase amount of health given by crossbow by distance traveled
needle guns give 1 health per shot
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>>386695894
I wish i can still do A.
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>>386696374
Give them penalty chances per hit.
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>>386696147
holy shit, eltoro stepping up his game
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Meet your match made the game a shitier overwatch
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I'm so good at being an owl
hoot
hoot
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>>386664814
Why is king of the hill the worst gamemode?
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>>386696374
The damage output of the Syringe Guns are fine, so without giving them some massively overcomplicated bullshit, there is nothing you can do.

I'd suggest:
>Crusader's Crossbow no longer gains Ubercharge from healing
>Increased ammo penalty from -75% to -95% (38 reserve ammo to 8 reserve ammo)
>Added "No random critical hits"
The Crusader's Crossbow was already great before it gained Ubercharge from healing. The Amputator should still gain Ubercharge from healing, though.

Decreasing the reserve ammo will make Medics have to play more conservatively with their bolts. Currently, they will just spam them wherever they want as they have 39 bolts to work with. Reducing that to 9 bolts would put more emphasis on having to hit the shots.

The Crusader's Crossbow is not designed for dealing good damage output. Getting a filthy 150 damage crit bolt is just... Filthy.

>>386696678
>needle guns give 1 health per shot
10 HP/s in comparison to 24 HP/s with the Medigun?
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>>386696938
>either play against shitters and stomped
>or play with experts and get stomped
Killed my favorite servers too.
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>>386668529
>Dominated, Candy-Pants. This is Soldier, by the way. I have an eagle head right now.
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To any good sniper here, after how many hours did you start to get a positive k/d and could hit most of your shots ?
100 hours in and I still feel like most of my shots are luck.
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>>386696938
6v6 already existed you cretin
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Me too, sold them both to tf2warehouse
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tell me /v/
was this intentional
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dh-UInUXFs
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>>386677589
This and the YER fit so perfectly with my spy style its insane. As soon as I got a YER I never looked back. Helps with learning how to get backstabs without disguises and rewards exploiting FOVs by giving you flawless disguises. Pisses me off how Valve thinks I WANT to be able to disguise and is going to gimp the knife in exchange for letting it do that when the reason I used the fucking thing is that I didn't HAVE to disguise, just CnD until you can get a good side or drop stab on someone leaving spawn.
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>>386696147
Anyone got the one where they are competing for medals from the announcer
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZWDbdW-tvk
>>
>Never really played TF2 or PC gaming in general.
>The OSX update released, decided to play since was on Mac.
>Really get into it the whole thing; servers, trading, etc.
>End up with tons of shit.
>Interest started going down the shitter at MvM.
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>>386667814
>you'll never go back in time to when pic related was unfucked and people actually considered you a threat
>nowadays people just laugh in your face and steam roll you when they see you wielding it
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>>386680250
>Not broken
>Wins trades with stock minigun

???
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>>386695894
Crossbow, but mostly because I just fucking love crossbows. That and I was lucky enoguh to get the festive version and the idea of stabbing someone through the brain with a giant sharpened candy cane is still hilarious to me. I would give it all up though if it meant that this artstyle could have any direction again, festive weapons are pretty fucking stupid.
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>>386697440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpTWwNpjmU8
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>>386671379
Tiger, tiger, youre so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger youre so thicc
Fat and orange as a spic
Tiger, tiger show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can i do
To save you from these poo in loos
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>>386697940
>orange as a spic
Retard.
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>>386698096
t. Pablo
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>>386697724
Festive weapons are totally fine but they should be locked to a winter mode like the halloween shit
not that a bunch of the halloween items aren't usable all the time, since fuck you
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>>386698249
I wish there were more Halloween items allowed to be worn at all times, most of them fit the style of the game way more than 90% of the new weapon skins anyway.

Valve is just a mess of poor decisions
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>>386695894
I use the overdose because fast
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>>386698104
do we even want it to be the night anymore, it'll probably just be a TF2 card game announcement or something.
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>he owns and proudly displays Gun Mettle skins
>botkillers
>festives (in August)
>unusuals
>or anything painted ironically lime
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>love playing comfy 6v6 CP games when matchmaking gives me them
>competitive is shit
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>>386692997

>People who don't listen to game sounds
>People who don't have the ding on hit option on
>Soldiers who don't pre-fire around corners
>People who stare in one direction for extended periods of time

So many people have zero awareness in this game
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>>386699178
>having the ding sound option on
>when one of your more played classes is pyro

why would you want me to do that to myself.
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IS A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN
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>>386699323
But that's the best part. It's so satisfying to listen to that DING DING DING sound.
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>>386697940
>Fat and orange as a spic
>>
>people who didn't buy the game
>>
Post dem weapon ideas
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>>386699567
>Spy knife that can be tossed for backstabs but has to be retrieved after the fact regardless of a successful hit or not. Arc would be relatively slow and shorter ranged to offset being too advantageous (think something like a slightly less fast cleaver). Downside might be swing speed or something.
>Heavy Minigun that has a severely reduced fire rate but higher accuracy and greatly increased damage to compensate, lets say it fires every half second, the idea being to give an item that can actually be aimed and effective against single targets in exchange for the covering fire the minigun is usually good for.

2 ideas I've always kicked around in my head.
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post yfw you got the ghastly gibus
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>>386679021
>Cum here, sweetheart!
I guess this is more endearing than rude, but children play this game!
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>>386690365
Now I've seen everything
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>>386690365
Makes me want to watch Xavier.
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>>386699904
>Spy knife that can be tossed for backstabs but has to be retrieved after the fact regardless of a successful hit or not.
Goddamn that sounds like some good shit. I wish Valve was more lenient about making new weapons again.
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>>386680250
>that still wins trades with stock minigun.
it only wins if you're both unrevved, and no decent heavy is going to get caught with his pants down.
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>>386698691
>he owns a named normal weapon
>he owns and produly uses a stock rokcet named "rawkit lawnchair"
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>>386699904
Spy weapon sounds balanced but useless, Heavy idea is terrible
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>>386700715
>he owns a named normal weapon
renamed normal/stock weapons are patrician tier
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>>386667814
>we will never go back in time and prevent the game from being developed
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>>386700852
nice try gabriel. You dont have to hide your jealously
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>>386699567
> a wrench that knock backs enemies on hit but has a really slow attack speed,so fixing, upgrading and removing sappers is much harder.
>Also, on a similar note remove the 15% damage from Machina and add it to another sniper rifle that gets it when fully charged but knock back the sniper
>A sort of riot shield as primary weapon for heavy that gives him more life or resistance for the cost of not having a minigun so you can go shotgun heavy on attack and be an effective tanker
>A flamethrower for pyro that works similar to the panic attack and the beggars bazooka, hold the fire button to charge a fire blast and the longer you hold the longer the range or damage you get,hold it for too long you explode.
>A edible secondary for heavy that boots his walking speed for a while instead of relying on the GRU
>A spy clock that lets you go trough enemies without being noticed but it has less cloak than normal and every time you go trough an enemy you lose 30% of your already small cloak meter.
>Being able to equip 2 pistols on scout for the cost of no primary weapon and less accuracy
>A shotgun for pyro that sets enemies on fire if you hit them twice or if you do a certain amount of damage.
>A new pda for engie to construct different types of buildings and sentries, like a sentry that can be placed on a wall or ceiling by trowing it and a mini dispenser.
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>>386664814
My favorite medic line. I always chuckle when I hear it in the distance.
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>>386669069
>He doesn't have a Golden Wrench
How's it feel to be a dumbass that didn't figure out how to get one before they patched metal reforging?
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>>386679146
Because it's funny
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>>386699567
Flamethrower that has no airblast but the secondary fire shoots out a burst of fire in a much tighter cone of fire with longer range and faster travelling particles. Has the same refire rate as an Airblast.
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>>386699567
A medigun that heals slightly while restoring the target's ammo.
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>>386701309
get that wep banned and nerfed
-only regens 2 ammo per 2 seconds -ubercharge refills targets ammo completely
15% less max health on wearer
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These are my mains

If they arent yours too you are scum
>>
How would a Heal on Time sort of weapon/medigun work out? Would it fit that same Quickie Fix niche of being a back up medic's medigun if there's already another medic?
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>>386701173
>A sort of riot shield as primary weapon for heavy that gives him more life or resistance for the cost of not having a minigun so you can go shotgun heavy on attack and be an effective tanker

seems like an interesting idea, but the sniper and Spy having Heavies as such high targets on their list and their instant kill abilities make this near worthless in practice, and the change in firepower between a shotgun and a minigun is too great. Either make this a new minigun entirely with like a riot shield attached to the side somewhere or make the riot shield and a unique shotgun one item that goes in secondary, maybe the shotgun is like a combat shotgun and has insane fire rate and clip size to try to make up the difference. The heavy is meant to be the class taking all the threat on a battle thanks to his firepower, not necessarily his health.
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>>386701173
>A edible secondary for heavy that boots his walking speed for a while instead of relying on the GRU
Steak sandvich
>A spy clock that lets you go trough enemies without being noticed
Awful
>A sort of riot shield as primary weapon for heavy
Awful
>A shotgun for pyro that sets enemies on fire if you hit them twice or if you do a certain amount of damage.
There's enough flare guns already, a hitscan one would be OP
>>A flamethrower for pyro that works similar to the panic attack and the beggars bazooka, hold the fire button to charge a fire blast and the longer you hold the longer the range or damage you get,hold it for too long you explode.
Interesting
>A new pda for engie to construct different types of buildings and sentries, like a sentry that can be placed on a wall or ceiling by trowing it
Awful
>a mini dispenser.
I'm 100% for this
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>>386692997
>have 'Nice Shot' and 'Good Job' bound to my X and C keys for easy access
>Use them to compliment teammates who help me take out enemies
>Always give a reassuring 'Good Job' to a pocket after an uber, even if it was a dud
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>>386701438
>engineer main
you poor soul
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>>386690913
YOU AUTISTIC LITTLE SHIT
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>you deleted your gibus
I regret it every single day
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>>386699567
>Medic Melee which steals health off enemies to feed to himself. Maybe a syringe? Slower swing speed and damage penalty. Suicide Taunt in which the medic uses the syringe and realises it is the wrong thing, making him explode
>Spycicle but as a scout bat. Each attack slows but it melts after 10 swings. Uses the same mechanic of ignoring after burn like the spycicle
>Spy sapper replacement device which deploys holograms of a random team mate
>Another sapper replacement device which gives an outline of an enemy that goes near it
>Silenced pistol for the Spy with mini crits at the back but maybe less cloak time or a damage penalty
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>Hear "nice shot!" or "thanks!" when I get absolutely railed by my opponent or manage to kill myself

how is this so effective at making me feel shit at this game.
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>>386701908
I did that too, ended up buying another one though. They're pretty fucking expensive but it was worth it
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>>386701492
io guess he could get an increase in attack speed with all shotguns and melee weapons while with the shield but he gets less overheal so his life wont go higher than 450.
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>>386696147
>Not posting the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcqMStDyJk
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>>386701908
>deleted the seal mask
I don't deserve to play this game after that
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>>386701908
>tfw thought about getting a strange gibus but had no set to go with it and dont want to spend $50 for it
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>>386702286
It's hilarious on my sniper because I have the Anger but also use the seal mask.
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>>386701950
>killcam is the thumbs up
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>>386701810
That could come off as sarcastic.
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>>386690365
what the fuck
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>>386674319
Overwatch does this
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>he doesn't wear pic related to be space bandito
Gee anon, you sure are retarded.
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>>386702432
>he wears items that the characters themselves wouldn't actually wear because he doesn't respect the godly art direction this game used to have

I bet you wear a lime green rabbit hat on your scout too, you massive fagola.
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>>386702526
>he gets triggered by cosmetics
There's a no hat mod you know.
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>>386702526
Jokes on you my Jerma actually wears
[spoilers]Airborne Attire, Brooklyn Booties and the Rotation Sensation[/spoiler]
>>
>>386701852
>not maining Engie
what's yours
>>
How do I into minisentries?
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>>386702717
>spoilers
god fucking damnit
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>>386702432
>30 bucks for a sniper hat
Id rather get the all-class cats
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>>386702797
Throw away all helplessness you once had as a respectable engineer, and in turn become a living salt fodder, making every scout bathe in sorrow.
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>>386702758
i play every class frequently besides heavy, scout, and engie with Engie as the least. only cause i cannot play him well compared to the others
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>>386702797
>bind x "destroy 2 0; build 2 0"
You are now a plat level engineer.
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>>386702797
you don't, they're shit
just use jag and build level 1s
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>>386702797
don't use them on defense if your the only engie like some kind of massive faggot. Minis work best when the enemy is too deep in the hole to retreat, for example past ledges too high to get back up in time or just in weird spots overall. They're particularly useful to counter lighter classes, especially scouts and Pyros. keeping them around a corner but far away from it and assisting it in shooting can force the enemy to panic and have to choose between hitting 2 targets.
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>>386701908
I had a bug shortly after I think the manniversary update where every single one of my hat were craftable. So I crafted my proof of purchase, seal mask, ellis hat and the medal you get for playing before f2p. Luckily I kept my gibus because I unironically like the way the original gibus looks but I do miss my proof of purchase.
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>>386703042
this
if more people actually read the new stats for the jag/gunslinger build speeds, nobody would use the gunslinger ever again
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>>386701950
Thanks, pally!
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>>386668529
>DO not look at ME, I did not ask you a QUESTION
>>
>tw your favorite animation is taken down, lost in time
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>>386673009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Hq770YJ1U
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>>386702797
They're great as an aggressive zoning tool. Just set them up in a really inconvenient spot that forces the enemy to put themselves in a shitty situation to deal with it.
You'll top pub charts within a couple minutes by doing this.
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>Call for a medic
>He misses me with the crossbow while I'm standing still
>"Nice Shot!"
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>>386679981
>playing on community servers
Retard.
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>>386703468
How do I find these spots?
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>>386675304
Thats not huntsman, thats literally all projectiles.
Everyone basically has a box around them for world and projectile collision, so this shit applies to soldier too.

Huntman's headshots I think just take a top chunk out of the box and says that entire area is a headshot, and considering a soldier aims for the same box and can kill most anyone in two shots too (One if using direct hit and close) its not bad.
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>>386679353
>>386679498
>>386679612
>>386690446
>>386691679
Get ready for them buff kids. Soldier ain't never getting nerfed in any meaningful way, all the competitishits and redditors will assault Valve if he does.
Ditto for Scout/Demo/Sniper.
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>>386668529
>BEEP. BOOP. I AM A ROBOT. I HAVE COME TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS.
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>>386703663
its not like it works in the huntsman favor either. I play huntsman a lot because it just seemed liek a fun weapon to git gud with and its basically impossible to get a headshot on someone facing backwards, because it will always end up in their back or shoulder. you basically have to shoot over their neck and skim the top of their head hitbox when firing form behind.
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>>386681937
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>>386675304
>>386703663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGcNzFd3as
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfafLuLmy8

reminder that its not cosmetic its a fucking huge difference.
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>>386695894
Syringes, mostly a strange overdose

>>386696374
Make the crossbow deal minimum damage, make it a healing focused weapon thats trash for self defense.
Give the syringes more speed and the same damage increases over distance effect.

Crossbow becomes a healing only tool, syringes become the offensive option. Also there is no joy like destroying the entire enemy on a blood fueled rampage will full uber and an overdose, using the solemn vow to pick out the weak and the needles to shred a sentry from a mile away.
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>>386703448
What the fuck the tomislav is practically a straight upgrade now.
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>>386668529
this is misleading. tomislav revs up faster meaning it rampups faster than stock so it has a significant advantage over stock from unrevved which are the only examples in this video. also being able to snipe as heavy is very situational you won't get an opportunity on most maps without sticking your face in a sniper sightline. Close range combat on the other hand makes up 90% of your encounters. 100 less dps is significant especially when fighting large groups of enemies which is what heavy does frequently.

Tomislav is a balanced sidegrade that should be used in specific situations not all the time. stock is still king.
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>>386703901
>filename

you know what anon, you're alright. Also ,that balloon heavy isn't half bad all things considered.
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>>386703663
>Thats not huntsman, thats literally all projectiles.
Other projectiles don't headshot and have falloff.
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>>386703639
Sort of tucked away or on inclined slopes, preferably within range of the objective. Be sure to change up your positions a lot. You'll be surprised how this catches almost anyone off guard, even the gaudiest unusual toting engineers and soldiers.
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>>386697430
>you get 4 seconds CND walk time now with the YeR change

I fucking hate valve.
its not like the buff is 100% a good thing all the time, you rarely if ever have full cloak.
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>>386674265

is this the shittiest kill montage known to man?
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>>386704126
whoops meant to quote >>386703448
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>Want to play TF2 with /v/
>Don't want to announce my power level through my Steam account

Im at a loss here lads
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>>386704259
Also make sure it's catching more than one or two traffic spots. It's kind of hard to go into detail about all this.
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>>386703663
Huntsman arrows also travel at 2.5 times the speed of a rocket, the exaggerated collision box was designed for slow projectiles. Not to mention Huntsmans lack of falloff.

>>386703780
Soldier, Scout, Demo, and Sniper are the balanced classes, they don't need nerfs. Hell if anything Soldier is underpowered in comparison to those other 3 considering he either needs a pocket medic, gunboats, or meme loadouts like Black Box and Conch to be viable in comp.
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>>386704310
No one cares, bro, let's just play vidya gaems.
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>>386704293
>he hasn't seen the jet
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>>386704126
>tomislav revs up faster meaning it rampups faster than stock
But he waits until they're both revved up before firing.
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>>386703663
Problem is once you have Critical Hits involved, things get a little fucky. The argument of projectile hitboxes is opened up specifically for the Huntsman is because Critical Hits is a very powerful mechanic that can instakill most classes. So the debate is, "should said mechanic be consistently applied to a weapon that doesn't punish poor aim?"

I think a fair compromise is to either replace Crits with Mini-Crits or simply rework the Huntsman that it functions mostly as a projectile BUT the headbox of enemies specifically is drastically smaller to make blind spam less powerful.
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>>386703895
Yeah. Huntsman does seem more luck based, but usually its lucky to hit someone when you actually hit them.
I once kept a tally and recorded around 50 matches with it, around 68 headshots and 158 times the arrow went through a person in the recording but did no damage, most of which were from behind or on scouts for some reason.

>>386703969
Also the bottle still doesn't break.
Actually a lot of weapons don't really animate anymore. Remember when the spy turned his sapper on, the pistol ejected shells through the little thing, the grenade launcher and syringe gun spun, and engi had a really good reload for his pistol?
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>>386704423
Is there even a /v/ server currently?
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>tomislav
>able to silent rev up and stay silent
>this allows heavies to ambush and be a strong defensive player
>make it shit at close range by shooting slower and it has a tighter cone of fire that only matters at long range

why.
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>>386704208
Well not grenades but I guess only 1/100 demomen even use them anymore.
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>>386704160
>Better than Rubber Snake at least
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>>386704651
>>Also the bottle still doesn't break.
>Actually a lot of weapons don't really animate anymore. Remember when the spy turned his sapper on, the pistol ejected shells through the little thing, the grenade launcher and syringe gun spun, and engi had a really good reload for his pistol?

its not the crowbat video anon.
like yeah for once its not.
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>>386704759
I have no idea. Everyone keeps playing musical chairs with IPs and passwords.
I just hope to Christ it's in Burgerland this time.
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>>386672203
>>386673360
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>>386704761
it doesn't matter, it still obliterates everything close to you in half of a second like every other minigun does
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>>386704590
The rampup timer doesn't start until it's revved up.
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>>386704761
These are the same people that made the Claidamore a worse Zatoichi, despite the Zatoichi getting buffed in the same update or claimed the Bison hitting people multiple times was a "bug". The dev team are morons that don't understand basic gameplay when left alone most of the time.

Still, despite all those mechanics not really synchronizing well together at least the Tomislov is good now because of said long rage buff.
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>>386704208
only two projectiles have falloff iirc and they don't shoot one at a time/require a charge/work on a class with 125 hp and shit close range weapons.

huntsman is fine really, in fact its fairer than the sniper rifle.
Shit it should have been huntsman first and sniper rifle be the unlock.
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>>386704935
most weapons fire twice in half a second.
thats like a difference of 200 damage taken vs 100 for the heavy.
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>>386701908
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>>386704810
You mean Gaseous Snake, a Soldier Denied his Helium?
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>>386705005
>bison

you know I don't think people honestly bitch about the change enough.

>lets make the bison slower so its harder to land
>it also only penetrates once so it does half damage
>but lets have it do more damage at close range
>this is only 60 damage at best
>shotgun does 90 for reference and is hitscan and has 2 more shots, and also isn't reflectable like the bison
>we just made a shittier shotgun that can penetrate and isn't hitscan

Its not just the "bug" removal. The rest of the nerfs are rediculous beyond belief.

Like heres a good analogy.
Imagine if the flair doesn't crit anymore but it does 60 damage at close range, and the burn damage is reduced to 30.
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>>386699567
>A prop disguise PDA
Promotes camping though
>A health draining cloak
It has longer cloak duration if you try and drain your health from 125 to 0, but you get punished for being hurt
>Pyro shotgun that refreshes afterburn but only when the target was burned in the first place
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>>386702802
Ctrl S
No problem.
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>>386704998
>>386705071
>only two projectiles have falloff iirc
flares, baubles, and baseballs all have very low base damage
syringes, repair bolts, stickies, rockets, and energy beams have falloff
gl and iron bombers grenades are slow and have a large arc making them very difficult to hit.
loose cannon has low damage and doesn't explode on contact
that only leaves the guillotine which is getting nerfed, the lnl, and the huntsman which both need fixes.
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>>386699567
afterburn fix/new pyro debuff type

afterburn no longer deals damage.
all players effected by afterburn take solid damage in addition to any damage they would usually take.
This takes about a second before it comes into effect.

the solid damage is percentage based up to 45 damage, which it will deal 30 damage bonus and at 1 it will deal 2 damage bonus.

this means after a second flamethrower will deal 30% more damage, flairs will deal 120 damage, all other flair types can deal 90 damage to crowds. melee does 95 damage.
ETC.

This also means allies get bonus damage, like a demo will deal 130 damage with a grenade.
or a soldier who does 50 damage splash will deal 90 damage splash.

its essentially minicrits but non damage based... but also damage based.
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>>386706623
>50 damage splash will deal 90 damage splash.
can't math
I meant 80
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>>386706105
>syringes, repair bolts, stickies, rockets, and energy beams have falloff
they also have ramp up and stickies don't have rampoff in the practical sense they do in the explosion radius from the bomb.

so that's like 4.
one that was meant for close range in the first place
another that wasn't meant for damage.
third that is considered OP
fourth thats just a joke weapon at this point.
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>>386706623
This should be how Pyro works in general. Pyro will never be a good close-combat class so long as Scout still exist, so making him into a debuff class is a good way of combining his mixed offensive/supportive capabilities.
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>>386706105
>very low base damage
because they're not meant to deal damage
>flairs low base damage
if we ignore crits

>them very difficult to hit.
git gud, pipes are better than huntsman arrows
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>can't tell if the three consistent snipers on the enemy team are hacking or just cancerously good
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>>386707191
>want to kick them anyways
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>>386707191
>not sure if they're hacking or just good
>guy on your team initiates a kick on them because they're dominating him and he thinks theyre cheatomg
>vote yes even though they're probably not cheating just to make the server more fun
fuck snipers
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>>386707438
>kicking opponent players

I wish
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>>386706872
>they also have ramp up
We're not talking about close range though?

>>386706973
>if we ignore crits
you have to land 2 flares in a row to get crits which is incredibly difficult.

>because they're not meant to deal damage
how is that relevant? huntsman doesn't have any utility.

>git gud, pipes are better than huntsman arrows
>hitting targets at long range is easier with pipes than huntsman
???
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>>386706872
Stickies have both range and explosive falloff, the fuck are you talking about?
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>>386707191
I dream of a day when the concept of snipers fades out of first person shooters.
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>>386707574
>you have to land 2 flares in a row to get crits which is incredibly difficult.

at long range, maybe sure. but then the hunstman is just the same. like fuck if you're getting a bodyshot if you can't aim flairs.

>how is that relevant? huntsman doesn't have any utility.

then why bring them up in regards to huntsman being an unfair projectile


>hitting targets at long range is easier with pipes than huntsman
>4 shots explosions, no charge up, arc thats negligible if you're used to it

yeah easier.
I use both and I'd prefer GL over huntsman anyday.

>We're not talking about close range though?
we should be, that's the only place huntsman is really useful.
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>>386707739
Who are the kind of people to play Sniper?

I always imagine them to be huge assholes.
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>>386706924
Pyro's a great close-combat class. He deals more DPS than the Scout, has 175 HP, and the shotgun deals nearly as much damage as the scattergun.

He's just more suited for working in hallways and around corners.
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>>386707596
>range falloff

based off the demos location? I don't think so anon.

its distance from the sticky.
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>>386708136
the problem is that those hallways and corners are on bad maps.

and heavies out class him there. hell soldiers too.
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>>386708062
Boring assholes and children.
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>>386708136
>He deals more DPS than the Scout
Flame Thrower deals 157.5 DPS
Scattergun deals 168 DPS
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>>386704423
>>386704759
>>386704848
There is /v/'s party van server, but most of the maps are joke maps or freak fortress maps. it is a decent server but don't expect seriousmatches.

if you want some casual servers for normal matches i recommend skial, but most of them have insta respawn so people just go there to fuck around, and nemu's server but they are usually filled at all times for exception of one that has normal map rotation.

i was thinking on trying to get /v/ to play in that one since it is mostly empty and has normal maps with normal respawn time.
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>people still can't comprehend hitboxes being larger than the projectile for balance reasons
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>someone starts no clipping and calling everyone niggers over mic when people call him out
>gets upset when people kick him
Do people like this just pretend to be retarded?
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>>386708153
Yeah they do, try actually playing the game. The only time stickies don't have range falloff is crits or after 5 seconds when they enter trap mode.
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>>386708062
people who dont want to get close enough to get bodied by a soldier/demo but still want to feel important when they kill the heavy
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>>386708405
The balance being for slower projectiles, not faster ones.
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>>386708680
>or after 5 seconds when they enter trap mode.

well that explains what I'm thinking about, but I still feel like they do over a 100 or so damage irrelevent of my location before 5 seconds.
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>>386708753
>fires once every 2 seconds with no charge
>full charge takes 3 seconds
>compared to normal rockets that fire at .8 second intervals and have splash

it also fires infinitely slower than the sniper rifle.
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>>386708358
Does afterburn damage stack with the flamethrower's actual damage?
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>>386709270
thats like 6 damage
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>>386709270
No. Afterburn begins ticking after the direct flames haven't touched for about half a second. Afterburn is 6 damage per second (2 damage per second for the Degreaser).
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>>386707942
>at long range, maybe sure. but then the hunstman is just the same
huntsman only does 30 damage on the first hit?

>then why bring them up in regards to huntsman being an unfair projectile
because you're acting as if a baseball that does 15 damage not having falloff is an issue.

>4 shots explosions, no charge up, arc thats negligible if you're used to it
and half the speed of the huntsman but clearly you just want to be a contrarian faggot so you don't have to admit you're wrong. not even worth my fucking time if you're going to try and pretend pills are a better ranged weapon than the huntsman.
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>>386709591
>No. Afterburn begins ticking after the direct flames haven't touched for about half a second
are you serious?
why even
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literally r8 me

FYI, it's a meme loadout
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>>386709830
>playing doublecross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D07gudc_whk
>we are the robots
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>>386690365
>GOTCHA FAGGOT
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>>386709645
>huntsman only does 30 damage on the first hit?
how hard it is to hit is the same.

>because you're acting as if a baseball that does 15 damage not having falloff is an issue.
but I'm not, I'm saying I can only think of 2 projectiles with falloff because you're saying falloff is a big deal.
and both of them are considered more powerful than huntsman when used properly.

>and half the speed of the huntsman but clearly you just want to be a contrarian faggot so you don't have to admit you're wrong. not even worth my fucking time if you're going to try and pretend pills are a better ranged weapon than the huntsman.

have you actually used the huntsman at long range?
they're both pretty shit, mid range pills are way better because you don't have to stop to fire and you get 4 shots, and you don't have to charge. and they're relatively easier to aim because you can move and shoot.

I'm honestly asking why you're bitching about huntsman when the sniper rifle is clearly better and every other projectile that is meant to deal damage is better.

like complaining about huntsman is like complaining about the pyro.
Its a shit weapon that is hilariously easy to fight against but has a dangerous side to it making it not complete garbage.

and you seem to be asking for a huntsman nerf or "fix" so its the size of the sniper rifles hitscan ray.

which is ridiculous.
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How do we make the Marxman look good?
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>>386709658
>afterburn
>after
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So when is the block box gonna do -10 damage and when is the liberty launcher gonna have its -25 damage changed to -15?
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>>386710074
It already does
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how to buff the bottle now that it doesn't break on crit anymore.

bottle now gives +50 hp every taunt

swords no longer have the switch speed debuff
Seriously though get rid of this shit valve
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>>386709658
Because you are just realizing how bad of a class Pyro actually is.

For experienced players just starting the game he's great. Decent-ish damage without the requirment of aiming and not as squishy as a Scout. But it's only when you start getting good you realize he's a pretty shoddy class. close range DPS doesn't mean squat when you're mobility is limited and having more health isn't much of an incetive over just not taking it to begin with. Scout is the far better DPS class through his mobility alone and because his weapon is hitscan he can deal damage farther and even faster. At a certain threshold you begin to realize Pyro just isn't that great. Of course that doesn't mean he isn't usefull or can't kick ass with enough skill, but choosing him always feel like you're playing with a slight handicap. A Pyro is always going to have to work harder for kills compared to every other DPS focused class, and his airblast while have its uses is to oddly specific and situational to categorize him as a full support class.

My recommendation is to rework fire entirely and make him a debuff class and let Scout and Spy stick with the close range and flanking roles.
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>>386710417
I was just wondering why the fire shit works like that.

like they specifically code it to not apply damage if player is being lit on fire.
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>>386710508
My guess is because the devs had to make the decision of how much damage is even deserved for a weapon that doesn't require aiming. Pyro is a fucky class to play, that both takes little skill and yet a lot of skill to overcome. This is why new players both love playing as him and hate playing against him.

Pyro has a marginally lower DPS compared to Scout and is far slower but if most of what you';re doing is just W+M1, is the DPS even fair?
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>>386710940
>Pyro has a marginally lower DPS compared to Scout and is far slower but if most of what you';re doing is just W+M1, is the DPS even fair?

in all honesty they both require getting close to the player, holding the mouse over the player and hoping they don't get blown up instantly.

scout has better movement.

when you think about it scout is easier.
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>>386664814
Darude - Sandstorm
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>>386710940
It's a mix of the fact that the Flame Thrower is visually noisy when you are being burned by it, the fact that you don't have to aim with it and it is the only stock weapon that continues to drain your health after being the attacker stops or is killed. That as well as the range.
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I swear medics have an unusual luck at getting crits.
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>mfw I just played 2 hours of fatscout on harvest
This game is still fun
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>>386712774
healing counts as damage so they almost always have full crit chance boosted.

same with engy.
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>>386712774
crit chance goes up as you deal damage
healing counts as damage
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What the fuck is the password for the party van server
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>>386708062
people who play sniper classes in fps games are essentially the type of people who want their teammates to do the actual heavy lifting in the game, having to position and take objectives and that sort of thing, while they just sit back in one spot not moving getting frags.
basically they want a shortcut to the "reward" of an fps, which is fragging, without having to do any thinking or any work.
they'll argue they're making "important picks" and they're helping the team, but 95% of the time they just shoot whoever they see and aren't thinking about taking out support classes or shit like that whatsoever
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>>386714141
I like playing sniper because its like playing engineer on backline.

I also like pissing off medics
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>>386665139
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Give me meme loadouts.
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>skip working on Xmas/Halloween to prepare for MyM
>MyM is terrible
>Spend next year trying to make it not terrible
Everything about MyM was a mistake. The Pyro
>tfw MyM has eaten maybe a year and a half of TF2 dev time
Update may or may not be another mistake.
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>>386714473
see:
>>386709830
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the fuck are cat bots
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I'm that stupid Soldier hiding behind the cart with a Pain Train and a Black Box
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>double pipe some soldier mid air
>immediately disconnects
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>>386675869
>play engineer
>fellow engineer repairs my buildings for me
>try to say thanks but RNG gives me the barely audible 'much obliged' instead of 'Thanks, mister'
What WERE they thinking?
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>>386714772
Thanks Mexi Engie
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>>386675869
does it work based on if you're scoped or not?

Really though this is annoying.
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>>386715195
>my sentry nest gets obliterated
>respawn and want to show my frustration
>get some whispered grunt instead of "dammit dammit dammit dammit"
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>>386715195
>try to be positive
>well don't that beat all
>feels corny try again
>well don't that beat all
>no something else
>well don't that beat all
>MAYBE BUT I WANT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE POSITIVE
>well don't that beat all

the update can't come soon enough
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>>386715195
>>386715373
>>386715515
>not micspamming with your own sounds
i know micspamming is balls, but it's a much easier way to use ingame sound clips
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>Pyro has like 10 lines that are reused for everything
How is this allowed? Is it really so hard to mumble into a cup?
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>>386716232
iirc its the same guy who does the voice spy
who also does the voice of nick.
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>have 2000 hours in TF2
>good enough to pubstomp
>"hey anon why arent you wearing any hats"
How do I answer this in a way that would make me look cool?
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>>386716417
Say you sould them for real money.
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>>386716417
tell him you're making a killing in the trading market

>>386716535
literally beat me for it
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>>386716535
>>386716591
Wouldn't that just make you look like a jew?
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>>386716648
depends on your friend tho
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rate pls

I rarely actually use the gunslinger so pls no bully
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>>386716417
"Oh shit, you're right." Then put on a gibus.
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>>386716417
>he doesn't not wear hats so he blends in with the rest of the F2P
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>>386716829
9/10, i like it

what taunts you got with it?
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>>386716417
I'm not a faggot lmfaoooooooooooo
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>>386716919
all the fairly old ones: conga, high five ,schadenfreude (laugh), flippin' awesome, and rock paper scissors
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>>386716417
>I'm wearing hats only good players can see.
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>>386716829
>using a festive with non festive cosmetics
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>>386716417
people underestimate hatless players
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>>386717162
Cop lights.
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>>386716829
I'm gonna steal it.
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>>386717028
nice, a rancho would seal the deal

>>386717059
kek
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>>386717236
>red yellow and green
>cop lights
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>>386717320
He has a king pin mayor who runs a gang of color blind busters.
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>>386717320
He's undercover.
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>>386707191
>>386707438
>general thought is that sniper is hacking
>go spy for once and CnD in some spot that wouldn't be hit with spam and see if he headshots you without any indication you were there
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>>386717296
that was the only one i forgot to mention
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>>386717410
>>386717423
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>>386717467
>instead the soldier with the DH is aimbotting and starts chasing you while invis
>and missing
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if you don't main soldier you're not living your life correctly
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>>386704046
Though not entirely the purpose, the crossbow's potentially decent damage make it very attractive. I think the fact that the damage scales with distance traveled is fine enough to deter it from being used by "battlemedics". It's very intuitive to use in my opinion, it's always easy to judge when you should attack with it, when you should heal with it, and when you should keep using your Medigun instead.

I'm biased because I love crossbows and I love that TF2 is a game I can play that has a really great crossbow in it. It perfectly suits the image of a crossbow to be able to deal the respectable damage that it can. I'd prefer to see the syringe guns buffed. I'm sure it would be possible to design a new syringe gun that could compete with the crossbow, but I don't know how desu and lol at the idea of the current TF2 team giving the Medic a new weapon.
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>>386716417
hats are for attention seeking faggots
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>>386717671
>Maining the most Op class
pick class that requires skill
DEMOMAN TAKES SKILL
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>Arms Race voting
Does this mean the update is actually close?
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>>386717859
>versatility is op
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>>386696374
ubercharge builds on hit
ubercharge is saved if the medic dies

the saved amount goes up to 20 and is stackable with vitasaw.
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400 DAYS
GIVE IT UP FOR 400 DAYS SINCE A MAJOR UPDATE
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>>386717896
>its not

master of none is better than master of one.
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>>386697940
lel
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>>386664814
Danke kamerad
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>>386718021
>every class that isn't soldier is extremely situational and unusable
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>>386717896
*shoots rocket*
*flys at you at mach 5*
*1-2 shots you*
*shoots*
*flys back to spawn*
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>>386718172
Rocket jumping takes skill.
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>>386718172
>meatshots you
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>>386718172
>this never happens guys
>this fucking happens
>pretty much uncounterable
>guy never fucking stops hes just in and out within seconds

I thought high skll snipers were bad.
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>>386718314
*kills you with 1 (one) pill)
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>>386718587
>meatshots you again because I don't use the sandman like a fag
>>
As someone with over 1k hours on soldier and about 6 years experience with ESEA 6s from open to high im, I will be the first to admit soldier is hard to balance and will appear to many to be op.

The issue is how insanely high the skill ceiling is. I'm in the top 1%, easily, but even I am nothing compared to the likes of b4nny, platinum, or TLR.
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>>386718764
>B4nny
he's an idiot, plain and simple
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>>386718719
>get killed by scout
>lenny bind gets spammed in chat
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>>386718882
That's the one thing cannot bother me because of how Facebook-tier it is.
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>>386718764
soldier is fine, hes basically stock but for classes.

everything else is just a side garb and thats fine.
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>>386718336
>joins server with pocket medic GF
>Demolishes your team
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>>386718860
oh yeah, I agree 100%, but his skill is undeniable

his problem is he's an insufferable cunt and everyone on his team ends up hating him, and he also completely destroyed the comp scene once mixup quit because he constantly had to form these superteams that no one is even lose to being able to compete with

he's a sad, tired old man holding on desperately to the past, ESEA registration numbers drop every season, sometimes they barely have enough teams to even have a bracket
>>
>>386718970
yeah, in general he's fine and seems fine if you look at the average skill across the entire playerbase, but soldier and scout have far higher skill ceilings than anyone else(only demo comes close), so when someone approaches that ceiling they make the class appear broken

when I play in pubs I empty servers, I have mobility, firepower, speed, and a massive health pool, it's completely unfair for the average player no matter what class they are
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>>386718336
>spot a soldier below me
>he gets ready to jump
>mfw
>>
be honest

gunboats were a mistake.
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>>386718860
b4nny did nothing wrong
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>>386719240
>gunboats were the best thing to ever happen to tf2
FTFY
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>>386719278
whats the context with this?
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>ditch game for a while
>come back(sort of)
>complete shit at demo,what used to be my best class
>embarrassingly bad at soldier
>somehow still ok as scout
>sniper is now my best class even though i was never really good at it
should i just stick to sniper?
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>>386719240
>soldier gets 3 of the best unlocks in the game in
>demo gets the worst unlocks
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>>386702427
Too bad Overwatch is shit
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>>386719240
gunboats had a massive effect on the 6s metagame

they don't fucking do anything in pubs

I to level soldier won't use them anyway outside of serious competitive play, if you're oldschool you already know how to manage your health pool properly

a few years ago some of the best roamers in the game didn't even use them, like wonderwall and harbleu
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>>386719354
b4nny tweets need no context
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How do you get back into this game after taking years off of it?
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>>386719450
that was back when scouts weren't as good and there weren't as many gunboats friendly maps though
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>>386719497
reinstall it
hit the play button
click casual and the start search button
pick whatever class you want to play, something no one else is playing could be helpful
shoot or heal baddies and spam lenny faces.
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>>386719497
>start game
>click casual
>unselect capture the flag
>play
That's what I did, anyway. Flipped my shit when I first saw the Kazotsky Kick.
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>>386719368
I used to play the fuck out of spy, and all I play now is engi, pyro, and demoman. It's like Tzeentch himself is whispering to me where to plop that next pipe up that scoot's ass.
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>>386719559
the scouts today are dumpster fires compared to likes of clockwerk and ruwin
>>
>use the scottish resistance
>that orgasmic feel when you just know where they'll be 100% of the time and they just fly into another packet of stickies

I wish it got a buff.
>>
>>386719497
>start game
>click casual
>unselect everything but capture the flag
>play
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>>386719497
Dustbowl and 2fort are best at (re)learning the basics and experimenting.

You should be very familiar with their straightforward layouts too.
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>>386719687
i'm getting those things too when i'm playing sniper,as in i just turn on cruise control for my instinct and wreck shit
i just want to join a team before valve fucks everything up,which is something that i didn't manage to do before
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>>386719240
48hp for a rocket jump was the initial mistake.
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>>386718764
Soldier is the weakest combat class in 6s. He only seems overpowered to people bad at the game.
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>>386719838
clockwork retired last year, he hasn't been gone for that long.
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>>386720426
That's not true, demo would easily be the worst class if not for sticky traps.
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>>386674265
every thread huh
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>>386720793
You only have to look at logs.tf to see at high level play, Soldier is consistently outdamaged and outfragged by Demo and Scout, unless the match takes forever in which case stalemate spam inflates the damage numbers.
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>>386720426
>I've never played 6s outside of valves dumpster fire matchmaking
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>>386665041
Gabe is the cart.

takes 3 people minimum to move at 1 speed, 5 for 2 speed. deliver gabe from the pizza parlor to the shitter before he violently explodes.
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>>386718587
>tfw you scare off late night pubbies by shooting them while they walk in straight lines
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>>386685973
I got called a cheater just yesterday for killing a cloaked scout while he was underwater. Never underestimate scrubs' ability to be bad.
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>>386715515
they still haven't fixed the bug where engie only uses 1 of his several positive sounds
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>>386723203
>cloaked scout
I haven't played the game in ages... Scouts can fucking cloak now?
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>soldier insults my hat
>put him as bottom priority for heals after
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I always thought it was "Who STOPPED pushing the cart?".
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>>386723605
>>386723203
Fuck, I meant cloaked spy*
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>>386723621
get over here and heal me you slut
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>>386723769
Ah shit man I almost had a heart attack
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>>386723728
It is who stopped. OP confirmed deaf.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9c/Medic_cartstoppedoffense02.wav?t=20140207201743
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>>386675304
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>>386724691
>use sniper rifle in partyvan match
>headshots out the ass when people aren't looking
>people start actively moving towards me
>miss every shot
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