Splatoon 2 nintendo switch

When you stop being bad at a game designed for literal children to be good at.

>>386655694
Thanks doc

>>386655915
You've been ruined

>>386655694
We just had this thread a few hours ago you fucking piece of shit

Just use the dual splatties and roll out of the way, EZ

>>386656009
Pro tip:get a life. Don't spend all your sad pathetic days on your pc and you won't see the same threads

>>386656057
No

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Why is the jet squelcher so damn fun?

Yes I realize I'm just a scrub

thanks doc

>>386657307
>1053

So you took a screen shot when you played a long stretch against children and are using it to pretend you're good. You're shit and should throw your switch in the trash

>>386656631
>>386656009

btfo

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>>386657307
Barely any other weapon in the game can touch you, you can take advantage of Thermal Ink the best out of any other weapon in the game, and Missiles are top fun.

>>386657459
That's when I took the screenshot. The games are from last night

These weapons require little skill and are easy to use so every faggot spams them.

>>386655694
What's wrong with the Octobrush?

>>386659150
Three shot kill, super good on Tower Control and very fast/easy to spam

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>>386656631
But what else am I supposed to do after wagecucking the whole day?

>>386659150
People don't know how to properly play the game, so they complain about the easy and overused options.

>>386655694
>Shitters whine about the Tri slosher

Enjoy your C+ matches

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>>386655694
My god, it's real.

Honestly as someone who sometimes uses Octobrush the weapon isn't even that great if the other team knows how to shut it down. Since it has so little range, you can kinda just stay out of the way and shoot the user, especially if you have something like the Squelcher or Splattershot Pro. It's just the noobs who run straight into it that complain about how broken it is.

Trislosher on the other hand is fucking infuriating.

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I don't understand why people cry about these weapons so much. Only problem I have with the octobrush is the visual shitfest it creates while waving that thing around and sloshers are good in TC but they seem pretty average otherwise.
Are you just shitters? Am I just a shitter?

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>He doesn't main the bucket

>>386660343
Because the octobrush and slosher don't have damage drop off anymore making them retarded when combined with Splatoon 2s lower tick rate and open maps.
It also doesn't help that those weapons are very forgiving when it comes to aim, especially the octobrush

>>386660985
The Octobrush has a ton of spread at anything outside of slapping range.

>>386660996
>You will never be this asshurt about people liking a game you could even get actual emorroids because of that

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>>386660996
>tfw you play children's video games yet you still aren't this autistic

>>386661075
That's the problem, you just mash zr and you'll get ez kills with no aiming required

>>386661118
I like Splat2n.

>>386661186
You mash ZR, and get nothing outside of touching range. Stop being shit at video games.

What's the best controls for this game? I'm bad at it, and I'm sure it's just because I'm bad, but does a pro controller really make that much of a difference? I'm finding the joycons really hard to aim both normally and motion

>>386661227
I don't have a problem fighting them, I use the jet squelcher
I'm just stating what I know is wrong with them

>>386661173
This

>>386661356

Joycons split up with motion controls are best. I bought a silicon grip that adds bumps to the back just so it'd be comfier to hold in this set up. Pro controller is a distant second best.

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So what are the best abilities here? I'm running one ink recharge main, a ink saver main and a quick respawn because I like glasses
What are your suggestions? Aside from weapon specific abilities(such as Mov Speed Up for splatlings)

>>386661173
No you are =)
Nice try though

>>386661492
This too

>>386661227
I was standing above the enemy at Humpback Pump at that high point that has a sheer drop into the lower ring, and someone staring straight ahead swung their Octobrush and killed me in a second.
Not even looking up at me, no ink landed around me, they just looked forward, mashed the button and I suddenly exploded.
The thing needs its hitbox adjusted.

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>>386655694
>>386655694
Samefag

>>386661902
But also this

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Is there ANY use for this weapon compared to other rollers?

>>386655883
/thread

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I hate this game.

Guys when are they gonna buff the Inkbrush? It hurts watching octos rule the map, but inkbrush gets jack.

Seriously, aside from a slightly (effectively unnoticeable) increase in speed, what does inkbrush get over the octobrush?

Octobrush gets higher damage, more spread, more range, inks more turf when laying brush down.

I just want inkbrush to be worth using, it is one of my favorite weapons.

>>386663393
>uses a roller in Ranked
You've only yourself to blame for that one

>>386663607
I don't know about you, but I've been doing pretty well with a roller

>>386663393
Painting the map helps.

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>>386655694
>Spend forever going up one level
>Buy new weapon
>Suck with it
>Go back to using the Aerospray
>Repeat

>>386662884
It's the best at tower defense with long range vertical flings, splash walls, and splat bomb launcher.

>>386664348
Spend more time with those weapons. You need to first alter your playstyle before you simply say you're not good with a weapon, don't simply base all your weapon choices on initial feel.

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>>386664409
Any use outside of that?

Alternatively, how are the carbon and regular rollers?

>>386663393
>30 splats and lost
God I feel bad for you, this is a prime example of carrying a shit team that still sucks.

>>386664590
Rollers have been nerfed iirc so they don't cover as much turf when flicked, making carbon slightly less useful since it had to be flicked to do an insta-kill instead of rolling over someone. It's a shame since the carbon was my favorite.

>>386662398
Don't know if it's the random hitboxes on some weapons or just the general insanely low tickrate which induces some visual lag, but yeah it sometimes happen to me too. Just doing my own business and suddenly explosing without seeing any ink, apparently killed by some dude who is not even close to me nor looking in my direction.

>>386664940
>Instead of rolling over someone
The carbon roller was always like that though, in splatoon 1 aswell.

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>>386664978
Even with that, that's a pretty big height to be standing at the bottom of and killing that fast with a melee weapon.

>>386657459
good lord, the autism.

>>386663607
I made it to S+ with the carbon roller.

>>386665117
I know, i'm just saying if they nerfed it's coverage when flicking it's slightly harder to kill when flicking.

>>386664940
I don't know. On the paper they are nerfed, but I feel like even though they are less powerful, I find them more polyvalent and useful for the team thanks to the vertical swing. In the end I even like them more now.

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Lol, if you can't handle an Octobrush, one of the weapons with the worst range in the game, you deserve to stay a C rank. Absolutely pathetic. Even Dualies outrange it. Learn how to shoot the next time you try playing a shooting game

>they didn't add the ability to change pants on Splatoon 2
Glad I didn't buy it desu

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>>386666932
uh

>>386666932
But they did...

>>386655694
thanks doc

>>386667047
that is the most tacky woomy

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Why is this allowed?

>>386666932
Anon plz. There's memes about the pants ffs

>>386667414
Your mistake is comparing a new game with a pre-maximum jew era game.

>>386667714
This, the golden age of not fucking consumers over has been done for decades

>>386667414
Maximum cherrypicking

>>386667906
>>386667714
>it's ok when Nintendo does it!!

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>>386661173
It could be worse.

>>386668298
Thats...thats not a response. You're just repeating a meme.

>>386667414
Your thread doing that poorly that you had to come here to post that stupid image? haha, why not get a life or talk about games you actually enjoy instead of wasting your time on shitty bait images

>>386668552
holy shit

>>386661714
I got the ink usage down in all of my gear, so I can cover turf with the aerospray forever

>>386668552
I would hope this is an ironic shitpost but its probably not

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>>386668552

I wonder if he realized his mistake, but was too late.

>>386668618
It's a perfectly valid response to the perceived meanings of those posts. By saying, "Everyone does these horrible practices" without saying that it's still a bad thing in Splatoon 2's case, you're saying it's okay for Nintendo to participate in the bad practices.

If your meaning was that Nintendo is just as shit as the rest, and you were simply agreeing with >>386667414 then that's fine. If your post was meant as a defense, then you're full of shit.

>>386669142
That's a frightening amount of assuming and shoving double meaning and words into my mouth. My post begins and ends with "your post doesn't work because times change."

>>386667414
Splatoon 2 is still a better sequel than Tiberium Twilight at least.

>>386666932
You're an idiot

Can you faggots stop bringing rollers and aerosprays into rank. No one wants to carry your ass.

Thanks doc

>>386670959
I've been carrying with carbon roller for a while now. What weapon do you use to carry these rollers and aerosprays?

>>386655694
You made this thread a few hours ago and it was full of people calling you a shitter and telling you to get good, why did you repost it?

>mothership
>range squids only kill one flying enemy and get the golden egg instead of killing more for the roller squid to collect too

Squids pls

>>386671219
The Octobrush of course.

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Fucking finally i am done

>>386671472
>Bitching about that
It would have made sense if you said brush, but just vertical if you got a roller.

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>>386671694
>cocktobrush

>>386655694
Surr tri-sloosher is imbalaced. But I like it. I can use it to safely move past that ranked safety line so I will not go back to C-hell. B is the right place for me for now. I'll never use the bucket if I can try other weapons and tactics. Just because it is overcompensating my actual skill (and a bad lag ang gamerate sometimes).

>>386671801
I dont geddit

>>386672129
He relies heavily on his crutchbucket, what's there to get?

>>386671472
You can scare away the very mothership with 3-4 swings of THAT roller.

>>386672062
You are suck

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>>386672129

Is it bad to stock one dedicated bonus on main and subs of one item? In terms of how the game sees that diminishing return.
Or is thete no difference?

>>386672257
Yeah. I've just said that. That's why I'm B-. But having a match with people who laterally just paint spawn is the hell no one should see twice.
I just get past the safeline with the bucket and that's it.
What's your point?

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Anons, where the FUCK is it?

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How lewd does the NA region get and how often, if at all. This has been getting more common this week than I've seen.

>>386672869
It's in "Splatoon 2 has only been out for a month or so"land.

>>386672869
They will probably add it later on.
Btw was it in Splatoon 1?

>>386673601
Yes.

>>386673273
>in the story mode already
>literally just put it in the game

>>386673660
Nah man, by /v/ logic, Splatoon 2 isn't a 2 so technically the umbrella is in Splatoon 1.

>>386673601
It wasn't, dunno why the other guy lied

>>386673057
NA has plenty of lewd furries

>>386672402
Too bad you have to reroll all three pieces to get that pointless swim speed off. A lot of good that 0.1second will do you.

>>386674302
The first swimspeed is .2

>>386674302
>>386674376
Swimspeed cancels the slowness from ninja squid, i already tested this.

I have 30 chunks of ink tolerance left, but i wanted to keep them for another set.

>>386655883
fpbp

What's with that "selfie with me" shit?
It's just splashed all over the place all of a sudden.

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>furfags start disappearing
>they get replaced by "take a selfie with me!!! @twitter_account"

I can't even report these fucks

They should add pants as gear. Why isn't that already a thing?
I guess 4 main slots and 12 subs might be a little much

>>386675061
>>386675061
If they put their twitter handle in the post you can report it for disclosure of personal information

Just got the game a few days ago.
Why are there so many furry posts?

>>386675061
Advertising is against the rules
You could if you so please
I only care enough about furfags to report them though

>>386675256
There was a furry revolution during the last splatfest, you're feeling the aftershock.

>>386675256
>Furries
>Depression and crys for help
>Parents telling people to watch their language

These are the people that waste time drawing shit instead of just playing the game. Whatever floats your boat I guess though.

>>386675985
>>Depression and crys for help

99% of these are ironic due to it being a follow up of the "i want to die/my parents beat the shit out of me every day" miiverse shitposting trend

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I think my gear is good to go. Can't wait for more weapons to come out to try with this shit.

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>>386673057
>>386675256
>>386675061
>>386675824

you want to talk about lewd? check this out, is not even subtle

surprised no one is complaining about the blaster

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>>386676301
They're already dead.

>>386667414
There is no Inkzooka in Splatoon 2.

>>386676143
That's so boring.
You could have a ninja shit or a jump set or whatever.
And yet you boast how dull you are.

>>386655694
thanks doc.

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>start using Jet Squelcher
>suddenly every other team has a Jet Squelcher

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So /v/, how patrician are you?

What are ALL the things you miss from Splatoon 1?

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>>386676208
is a game for kids, what is wrong with them?

>>386676143
>Not even theming your sets that well
You don't deserve that soccer jersey. Go full soccer squid or go home.

>>386655694
When you stop playing a game meant for children

>>386676857
Maps
Weapons
Killer Wail
Old Rainmaker
Win music
SHOP MUSIC

>>386676930
Got the cleats with special power up but I got a shit roll and had to scrub them. Also every soccer headband I've come across had tenacity or another shit ability.

>>386676857

Camp Triggerfish.
Kraken
Killer Wail
Camp Triggerfish
Camp Triggerfish

>>386677332
>kraken
shit taste

>>386676857
the old online lobby music. was the best and most hilarious track in the game

>>386676143
>statfags

>>386676301
Blaster and similars are very good but still fair due to the weird fire rate, they can be a bitch to fight against in tower control though, but then again so am I since I use sticky bombs

>>386676143
There's octo contacts??

>>386677332
These are good.

I also kind of miss Kelp Dome. I'm curious to see what changes they'd make to it in 2.

>>386677328
I got a main saver headband, the same jersey, and special saver cleats. I enjoy it.

>>386679587
People found stuff for Kelp Dome and Blackbelly Skatepark in the last update so it's probably not too far off.

>>386679716
Is special saver any good? How much do you keep after you die?

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>>386655694
>>386655915
very good posts

>>386676208
I reported that fuck

Does the regular Slosher have fixed damage, or only the Tri Slosher?

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>>386676208
i'll look for this guy and report it, fuck the furfags they don't deserve compassion

>>386674670
Anon, it takes 2 Swim Speed Main abilities to cancel the slowdown from ninja squid, 3 subs will barely help.

>>386679880
It seems like half of what you had before death, but that may have been at a lower amount of charge. I use it because I know I'm a little too reckless or clueless.

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>>386676143
Hey, I need that ink saver shirt of yours. Also, what does your squid look like ingame? It either looks really good or a mismatched mess, it's hard to tell going off of the clothes thumbnails.

>>386662690
The fuckers who did that shit should be executed on the spot. No trial or jury.

>>386681813
What if they accuse you of it, making you instantly guilty? Would you want a trial or jury?

>>386681813
>>386682018
Do people still do that to Halloween candy?

>>386682018
>Fucking semantics

Fuck off with that. Of course the implication would be that the accused would have 100% foolproof evidence they did it against it.

The point is you don't fuck with innocent kids like that.

>>386655694
>it's okay when /v/ uses decade-old maymays
THANKS LE DOC! XD

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>The Goldie is hiding!

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>>386680990
Not too bad, hate the boots but damn if they aren't perfect for Ranked. I actually tried to get the gear as modular as possible so I can mix and match while still being fresh.

>>386675168
This. I want more that just:
>shorts
>shorts
>shorts with tights