*immediately takes goalie position*

>amerilards

soccer is fucking garbage

>>386654840
>the kid who gets potg is a skinny 14 year old virgin wearing an FC Barcelona jersey

This shit is easy
I did placements and placed at 3242 since all you have to do is be a good goalie and eventually your teammates will do the rest

What an unfun game mode

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>>386656235
>soccer

>>386654840
What is this? Some rocket league with people?

>>386657095
Exactly. In Overwatch.

>only play one match for the free crate and then leave because lucioball sucks and if I wanted to play rocket league I'd just play rocket league

not like I'm hurting for the other arcade free boxes, I pretty much play mystery heroes exclusively as is.

>>386657218
Literally pleb, total mayhem is where the fun is at

Same thoughts on the lucio mode tho, didn't have the game one year ago and it was hyped af, pretty disappointing.

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oh wow they made the game fun again
too bad it's temporary

I hate that they changed his ultimate for lucioball.
It was better last time.

Wait is it back? I'm gonna have to reinstall

>>386657818
I barely have fun now, all i needed was a goddamn /comfy/ PVE mode to farm my boxes and all i get is the same stale shit over and over again, i have 0 motivation to play.

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>>386654840
>plays lucio ball
>owns rocket league

>>386658963
looks yummy

>>386656937
You can say the exact same thing about regular comp playing as mercy.

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>>386658963
>putting ketchup on bananas

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>>386656235

>>386659273
>american football is just shit rugby where the cowards actually wear armour

I got 2 summer crates from the Arcade and just quit. This game just isn't fun any more.

>>386659681
>This game just isn't fun any more
Play with 5 friends and it is

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>its a "goalie leaves the goal post open" episode

>>386659908
>friends

Not him but fucking how?

Everyone i met is either a blizzard asslicker, comp tryhard or totally brainless normie.

>>386660045
Get actual friends.

>>386659908
I've got 2 but they kinda suck the air out of the room when they play. They don't bother with comp and they treat QP like it's comp.

>MOM SAYS IT'S MY TURN TO GOALIE

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>>386654840
Does anyone enjoy this more than the actual game?
I fucking love this shit.

>>386654840
damn rocket league looks like THAT???

Is the pharah spray for a bicycle kick bugged? I've gotten a ton of goals from super high up and still haven't gotten it

>>386656937
i dont remember what number i got but only lost 2 matches and placed diamond, thanks for the free gold wep points blizz

>>386659908
>tfw had a group of 5 friends that played it every night but they all got too busy to play the vidya, or the few that weren't moved onto pubg

>>386656975
low ello retards love these things. they tremble on their feet with the thought of doing quick play, it's really pathetic

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>stopped playing overwatch months ago
>opened overwatch today
>spent all my credits on the new mccree skin
>closed the game

>>386660660
I lost half my matches, but there were two games where our team won 10-1 and 10-2, with blizz putting me in plat
tfw silver shitter in regular comp

>>386660936
My brother, I am plat/silver too

>>386657218
Fuck man, are you me?

>if a new arcade mode comes out, it usually rewards a free box for completing it for the first time
>play it until I get that one win and then never glance at the mode again

>>386659273
Implying that anyone is civilzed over soccer

>>386659972
Even worse,
>it's a player leaves the ball uncontested at start to run to the goal episode
where the enemy team always gets a free goal.

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>12 year old comes on voice
>I'll be goalie this game guys

SAVE!
SAVE!
SAVE!
SAVE!

>>386662054
WHAT A BRILLIANT SAVE!
FANTASTIC SAVE!

>>386658963
They're still fundamentally different gameplay wise. Just the same objectives. If lucio ball was more refined (better goal/hit frames, better ball traction, better ultimate balancing, etc) it'd be so much better than rocket league.

>>386660045
Sounds like you're just an asshole

>>386661242
dude we're like brothers XD so unique!!!

>>386659273
>yurops and 3rd worlders not fighting

immersion broken

>>386662547
Sounds like you're one of those people, what's the problem, can't handle someone saying you suck at the game?

>>386659273
>Europeans "play" a game where they can't use their hands

>>386662467
>If lucio ball wasn't shit it would be good.
Thanks for clearing that up anon

why did people want this back?
its probably the most unmode mode ive played in an fps

>>386654840
>playing this when rocket league is 100000% better

>>386663454
that's not very good...

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i really fucking hate this game

>>386663340
Because inclusion. Don't want ANYONE missing their chance to play Lucioball if they didn't get to last year!

It's a pretty shit mode and they did nothing over the last year to improve it

I like Lucioball

>they're gonna give this shit a ranked mode

cant even imagine the people you'd find in there

>>386663721
It's actually no different from standard arcade mode in my experience
No one chats or anything

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>>386662054
>>386662084

>mfw we're just playing tennis

>>386654840
so if this is taking place in Australia, then why aren't we playing as Junkrats trying bowl our grenades into tiny goals?

>>386663721
It's already up and it's exactly the people you imagine

>getting mad at fucking lucioball

>>386654840
What a shameless ripoff of rocket league.

>>386663207
it's called football, not handball, europeans also play rugby, which is like yankee handegg, but played by men.

>tfw dont give a fuck about Lucio ball last year
>ranked mode with competitive point rewards
>instantly hooked

Probably going to get 2 gold weapons after this season desu

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>>386659273
>I don't hate soccer I just prefer hockey

ah, my country 'tis of thee, sweet land of maple trees.

>>386664198
leafs are alright

>>386654840
3000 coins here, should I get Biker Reaper or Cricket Junkrat

I don't care about Widowmaker and I hate the Dad 76 meme with a passion beyond time

>>386659273
Except the soccer fans would be beating each other to bloody pulps whilst shouting steroetypes in the trashiest accent their country has ever produced. The American would go "soccer, what's that poofter looking shit? I'm trying to watch some football, could ya fuck off?"
Oh, and OBSESSED.

>>386656235
i don't disagree with you, but whatever sport you like is fucking garbage as well.

professional league sports in general are a waste of time and money and they only take precious money and attention away from real world problems.

>>386664276
Wait until the very last day of the event before buying anything

>>386659273
Yes. Everyone is so amicable about soccer and they totally don't use it to start little wars between themselves.

That's why the banner for /sp/ is germany fucking brazil and 7-1 flashing over and over. Because of respect and friendship.

Is there anyone more delusional than soccer faggots?

>>386664371
I usually do, but with my luck I'll only get maybe 2 rare event items and will be cornered into buying at least one

>>386664238
It's why I never blamed aussies for shitposting or made fun of Indians. You never know when the other shoe's gonna drop.

We don't mind, though. We can take it. It's kinda fun to be stereotyped as the bad guys for once.

>>386664428
>That's why the banner for /sp/ is germany fucking brazil and 7-1 flashing over and over. Because of respect and friendship.
can't handle the fucking banter

>>386664335
Like Europe's butter shortage situation

>>386659539
>>386664125
Is that why only the top 1% of young rugby players that haven't destroyed their bodies yet are worth poaching for handegg?
Face it, that 350 pound nigger running at 30 mph would crush those rugby Poof's into grease stains, armor or not.

>>386664546
Nah, fatties from burgerland can't run for 40 minutes before taking a break, hence the constant timeouts for lard and cheeto adverts so they can have their special energyburger.

no handegg players try to play rugby because they're not good enough.

I'd love to see the Argies or Kiwis demolish a handegg team without needing poofter armor

>watching other people play whatever
>be incredibly autistic over it and spend thousands on merchandise, beat up your wife over your team losing
>be called "avid sports" fan

>play videogames
>spend two yours every day playing
>GET A LIFE YOU LOSER

pls explain

>>386664516
I think it's hilarious. It doesn't change the fact that sports fans are all hostile as fuck to each other and only some of it is legit banter.

>>386664335
*tips fedora*

>>386664828
because overwatch sucks

>>386664828
because you're actually playing than just watching.

ya fucking loser

>>386664991
what does common sense have to do with fedoras?

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>>386659273
>be british, the place where liking football is expected at birth
>be NEET who never played sports in school and sits in my room all day playing games
>even I enjoy it from time to time

Amerifats are truly the worst

>>386664824
Rugby is the sissy version of football. Watching disgusting europoors slap each other while they use the sport as an opportunity to molest the opposing team with their gay advances is sickening.

You could pick any man in football and set him up against any rugby player and have them try to tackle each other and the football man would run all over his ass.

hi everybody

>>386664824
Yeah, a rugby team would beat a football team at rugby. I agree there.
But a rugby team trying football would be a bloodbath. Those guys hit a lot harder because they can with the gear, and they tend to be fuck huge, even compared to rugby players. It's like being dumb enough to prefer taking a punch with a glove over a fist. A guy in a glove can hit three times harder without breaking his hand.
I'd guess at least half the rugby players would end up with multiple fractures and career ending injuries because they are used to playing rumpy bumpy romper room.

>>386659908
>playing with friends is determinant to the games fun

anything would be fun if you're fucking around with 5 friends, why isn't the game fun on its own?

>>386665126
depends on where you're from desu, scotland outside of glasgow, yorkshire, and wales outside of swansea and cardiff are pretty much split between rugby and footie

>>386658963
>Buy Overwatch
>Play Lucio Ball
>Buy Rocket League
>Uninstall Overwatch

Thanks Overwatch!

>>386665237
Midlands lad

>>386665161
please explain why rugby players can switch to handegg, but handegg players can't go play rugby

>>386665216
so a rugby team wouldn't be allowed to wear the padding to play yankee handegg? and it's not football, that's the game the rest of the world plays.

>>386665126
>be portuguese, the place where liking football is expected at birth
>used to be NEET who never played sports in school and used to sit in my room all day playing games, now i only work and play videogames...
>even I enjoy it from time to time

fucking loved it when we won against the frogs in the euro, fucking snail suckers

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>sports thread
>yuros immediately think of American sports
Can you poofters stop proving this image right?

>>386664828
Videogames are new and seen as something intended for kids.
Sports have been a thing since forever and only the manliest of manly men participate.

>>386665435
am still salty you lot knocked us out in the semis :(

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>>386665483

>>386665523
>only the manliest of manly men participate

the manliest of men don't go around fields running after balls all day.

>>386659273
>anyone giving a shit about canada enough to talk to them

>>386665367
I was saying all this assuming standard gear. You still have to learn how to take a hit. Jump for the ball in the middle of a meelee like they do in rugby and you are likely to get turned into a pretzel by two hard as fuck (no squishy muscles, hard fucking polymers) recklessly hurled masses weighing 200-400 pounds each flying at you from opposite sides

>>386665523
is that why the fall over and start crying when someone walks within a foot of them?

>its a "other team scores one random goal then camps there goal net with 3 goalies" episode
ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO SCORE BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT, WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE ABILITY TO BOOP PLAYERS OUT OF THE GOAL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

Genuine question:

Why play an half assed football mode on a shitty casual game when you have something out there called Rocket League which is well crafted and fun?

>>386665860
Free competitive points

>>386659273
Happy to see the canadian

>>386665671
yeah, and since rugby players have to play for 40 minutes straight, and cant take breaks every 10 mins, they get these nice new rest periods to keep their stamina up.

face it fattie, your sport is for lardasses such as yourself is the worst sport to ever be invented

>hey chuck, those yuros do like their rugby, how can we make it for us americlaps?
>I dunno ted, lets make all the athletes eat a fuckload of deep fried texas cheetos so the average viewer can relate
>but chuck, those lard mountains cant run 30 feet without dying man!
>ohh... i dunno, a commercial break every 5 minutes so we can sell ford pickup trucks made in mexico?
>sounds great ted, i'm going for a quick burger break, care to join me?
>sure thing chuck, I'll have my usual 8 double lard mcfuggets

yankee handegg is only played by fat fuck americlaps, there is a reason for that, and that reason is because it's a fucking abysmal sport and no sensible person would even bother with that cholesterol filled fatfuck faggotry.

>be american
>like divegrass
>hate handegg

I'm a terrible american.

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>>386664546
American football players are skinny wimps compared to rugby players, fuck off burger

>>386658115
This. If overwatch got a good pve mode I might actually buy it instead of playing off a friend's account.

>>386666666

>>386664198
Whoever made this has never been out West, Albertans talk about soccer just like Burgerclaps.

>>386664335
You just want sports to go away because you can't stand that primary athletes are primarily african american. You're so racist that you can't stand that they have found any way to become successful in your systemic white supremacist country. You literally just want all black people to remain poor. Seriously I wish /pol/ would die.

>>386667274
There is no systemic white supremacy, stop playing the victim and race cards you lazy fucking communist.

>>386664335
The same thing can be said about movies or videogames, it's just entertainment bro.

>>386664335
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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>I don't like Lucioball

>>386667427
Except I don't remember my city spending $700 million in tax payers money to build a videogame stadium for billionaries during an economic crisis. Yes I know about cities and countries giving money to film crews to film there, but those crews are giving WAY more into the city than they take from it. Sports teams don't - usually, there are exceptions.

>>386658115
If you don't like the game why do you care about the boxes?

>>386667931
Classical conditioning

>>386664198
Hockey during the winter, soccer and road hockey during the summer.

>>386667931
Because i'm a waifufag and it's good for when you're jaded from too many sp games, other than that, either someone asks me to play or every time i try to play alone i'm reminded of how much incompetent lazy fucks the dev team is and how much of a wasted oppurtunity the entire game is.

>>386667770
its just a shitty rocket league and rocket league wasn't even that great to begin with