SHITLOAD OF FUCK

AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Favorite episode?

>>386652905

The Castlevania-athon series.

BEEE SEVENTEEN BAWWWMBEERRRR

>>386652905
action 52 then the cheethamen

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I remember those magazines

>>386653970
Stupid processing STOP BEING SO BLAST

>he's played ever shitty NES game
>there will never be another good episode of AVGN

Why keep watching?

>>386651571
It works, but damn, what a shitload of fuck...

>>386654745
Easy, you don't. He should stop trying to force it. Even though its what the fans want, its not what he wants. And he knows he can't keep it up.

>>386654745
James and Mike Mondays of course.

>>386652905
Will always be Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. Just so classic and that game is absurd.

>>386655096
I can't. It's like watching two old men that don't understand this new fangled technogizmos

>>386652905
The SwordQuest episode, it's a shame we'll never get a conclusion for the series and he seemed genuinely sad about it as well.

>>386655246
I agree, Mike is somewhat better at vidya and a little bit more in tune, although a bit cringy, but James just feels out of place.

>>386655246
That's why it's great.

>>386654745
It's kinda crazy to think about. I never thought he'd run out of games. I feel like he's covered everything.

>>386652905
Little Red Hood and Winter Games are the last two I fondly remember.

>>386652905
FUCKEEEEEEERS

Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle.

>Playlist Junkie

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You haven't lived until you've watched Board James on nico nico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ObaiI30500

>>386652905
ROB Mecha death Jesus was in that one I think. I can appreciate Mecha death Jesus

>>386654745
>>386655426
What? There are shitloads of bad NES games he didn't make videos about - not to mention famicom games that never even made it to the US. A lot of them are more obscure and others are just bad but have nothing really interesting about them so there's no material for a video(he covered that issue in one of his videos)

>>386657116
Also, while there are lots of bad games out there, they all kind of make the same mistakes so he would be making the same jokes about them all. Like that Crow game. All PS1 era third person beat em ups had the same general problems.

>>386655381
You never know, Anon. Maybe with that new Atari console, they might revive the IP and give it a proper conclusion. Just an AirWorld game would be fine, I don't mind if there's no sword or crown to win.

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?

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>>386655096

From how many yards away do you guys think James could detect the savory aroma of african semen?

>>386652905
spiderman episode is my all time favorite

>>386656473
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I hate Kyle Justin, but I like Ikari Warriors

>Where did their hair go?

>>386655158

That "game" just blows my mind. It's not just bad, but so fucking absurd you'd think it was made by a mental patient. It's like The Room of video games and I would love to hear the story of how it was made.

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>THIS IS A BLIZZARD OF BAAAAALLS

Favorite swear moment?

BROWN

>>386658241
I think it was just a bunch of people fucking around and doing it for fun so The Room may not be a good comparison.

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>>386658369
>Fick
>Fack
>FUCK

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>>386658239
Omg that guitar guy is so fucking cringey. I actually thought his commentary was ok when he was playing but when he whipped out the guitar I lost my shit.
I hate him and that fucking guitar, even the theme song is cringey as fuck. I can't listen to it without feeling embarrassed for him.

>WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY
Atari Sports will always be his best episode just for that sports rant

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64 Bits.

Best episode for me, "bugs bunnys birthday blowout"

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>>386658952
32 Bits.

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>>386659051
16 Bits.

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>>386659136
8 Bits.

bart is my ass and krusty is my balls. now, i'm gonna go eat my shorts

>>386658952

Why aren't bits a thing anymore? How many bits is the PS4?

>>386659039
more like bugs bunnys butthole blowout

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ARGHH THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER-BALLS! IT'S HORRIBLE!

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>>386659236
4 Bits!

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>>386659334
2 BITS!

>>386659290
64 bit, if I recall.
Once they moved to dedicated processors, the number of bits became irrelevant to the number of flops

>>386659290
The PS4 Pro is around 5 teraflops

>>386652905
Dick Tracy. The way he breaks down and starts screaming at the top of his lungs about there being no continues is amazing.

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>>386659436
1 BIT!

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>>386659527
HALF BIT!

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>avgn made the castlevania 2 video 13 years ago

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>>386659635
QUARTER BIT!

>>386654745
>>he's played ever shitty NES game
>>there will never be another good episode of AVGN

>Why keep watching?

Because now he'll cover every bad PS1, N64, Saturn and Dreamcast game soon. Hell, he might start covering games from 6th gen fairly soon.

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>>386659750
THE
WRIST
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386656473
>board james
>starts as "an average guy plays board games with a cheating bastard friend and a dumbass friend"
>end as "2deep4u "horror" bullshit"
why
just why

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>>386659784
>tfw Resident Evil Survivor will finally get the review it deserves
>>386659838
Board James was still fun

>>386659838
It's not "deep". It's horror comedy.

>>386659784
>every bad dreamcast game

You mean the five it had?

>>386660345
The nerd himself even remarked there aren't that many bad games on the Dreamcast.

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>James's acting in Jekyll & Hyde

>>386660345
That's about a year of content right there mate

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>>386660449

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10 INCHES!

>>386658369
My fav is when all the James' are on the couch swearing and shit. Cracks me up good

>>386659745
Why ya gotta say that?

>>386655096
>Unironically liking Mike
disgusting

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Do you guys actually like AVGN? I cannot tell if everyone is just memeing or is serious. Tell me what to like.

>>386663243

I always have, but I do enjoy James more.

>>386660520
that's what I meant.

I love my dreamcast

He'd rather have...

what went wrong lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYnlmGOZibQ

>>386652905
batman games

>>386663243
I've liked him since the beginning. Still re-watch some of his vids.

>>386652905
Bugs bunny

>>386658952
>>386659051
>>386659136
>>386659236
>>386659334
>>386659436
>>386659527
>>386659635
>>386659750
>>386659827
Sasuga anon, came here to post this

I dont want that corporate bullshit

>>386652905
Friday the 13th still, and always will be.

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>>386654745
I told him he'll run out, i got an direct answer from Mike for that comment in 07 and James commented on this problem sometimes too.

I told you bro, you'll run out eventually.


BUT Board James is superior anyway. It's like his Magnum Opus tbhdesufamalan

>>386659838
>>starts as "an average guy plays board games with a cheating bastard friend and a dumbass friend"
>End with becoming a clone of AVGN
Real shame. I liked seeing James doing other stuff than doing stale jokes about how bad something is. Mike and Bootsy probably didn't have time for filming Board James, but I think they should just ended the series off quietly.
I understand James want to delve further film making, but what made the original AVGN so enjoyable was how simple they were. Now it's more special effects and in-between skits padding which aren't funny.

James should definitely be free to continue doing films and movies on his channel, but it shouldn't be the main focus of his game related videos.

>>386663762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCXLhQeh0dU

I want more animated vids

>>386655381
>>386657627
Rolfe mentioned that if the AVGN movie ever got a sequel, the plot would be about going after the Swordquest prizes.

>>386658580
But who would green light something like that and have people actually program it.

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>>386661469

>>386660682
I AM THE DEVILLLL

COWAFUCKINGPEICEOFDOGSHIT

>>386664843
pizza shit

>>386664369
board james would be nothing without bootsy anyway. think of what that show woulda been like if he never showed up or didnt do the songs

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>>386654745
There's nothing stopping him from reviewing shitty recent games and there are plenty of them out there

>>386665167
That's what I mean: James, Mike and Bootsy all rounding up Board James with a final episode.

>>386665337
bootsy aint ever coming back. mike ruined everything. where you been brotha?

>>386665609
Explain

>>386665301
Fallout 4 is by far worse.

>>386664509
What programming do you need really? It's a VN slideshow with budget in single digit thousands + weed and food for the crew

>>386666161
Mike hates bootsy for reasons so he's off the show

>>386666326
The fuck? They had so many episodes together. Mike is whack

>>386663725
He stalked his ex. She pressed charges only to drop them. He fled the country. Also believes cops are gangstalking him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNN4odhFDQ

>>386655426
He hasn't played Takeshi's Challange yet

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>>386658952
>>386659051
>>386659136
>>386659236
>>386659334
>>386659436
>>386659527
>>386659635
>>386659750
>>386659827

>>386665301
But then he'd be copying the Irate Gamer

>>386666586
True

>>386666569
>64th IP in this thread
Glorious

>>386663243
Obviously. AVGN is comfy as fuck.

>>386666161
The Mike rundown over the last few months..

>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
>Was caught shitposting on /vr/ and /v/ at least 5 times trying to defend himself
>Posted dick pics on Twitter and Reddit under official Cinemassacre accounts where minors could see
>Started deleting posts and banning anyone on Reddit who mentioned Miney Crafta, Elmo, the dick pics, the drunk stream, and firing Bootsy
>Banned all 9 Reddit mods after one of them leaked conversations about what to do to cover Mike’s alcoholism and sociopathic behaviour
>Created a sock puppet account (Elvis8Atari) to try and white knight himself on Reddit after the enormous backlash. Fans see through it
>Fans google to find a history of Mike using Elvis8Atari to shitpost for over 10 years, and find an old fan page created by him for the Atari game Kaboom
>A fan clicks on the e-mail link on that page to find Mike’s old email address, which includes the term “locobandito”
>Mike’s old comic strip, The Loco Bandito, is found at another old website of his. The comic speaks for itself and reveals Mike’s dark racism and inability to create setups and punchlines
>Hires a lawyer and/or a PR team to scrub the comics from the internet archive
>Is found to have created 22 fake accounts on Reddit, presumably used to defend himself

>>386652905

Doublevision

All other episode are up to your own taste

>>386666813
>Was caught shitposting on /vr/ and /v/ at least 5 times trying to defend himself
Yea just like all those people that are shills because they like something you dont like.
Saying t. Mike doesnt make it him

>made the mistake of watching mike and james play once
>james reveals he doesnt know what a harpy is

I should not have done that. Shouldn't have given those videos a chance. He's such a fucking idiot and it sucks I will never forget it.

>>386663243

AVGN has been popular on /v/ for a long time.
Mostly due to the same interest of hating the shit out of games, in a more in-context kind of way.

>>386656574
#brownbricksinherass
#brownbricks4asians
#brownbricksmakegoodtricks

>>386667083
>reated a sock puppet account (Elvis
Yeah. James is not a particularly smart and erudite individual. You can clearly see he has issues understanding basic shit even in his AVGN videos. It seems like he has a symbiotic relationship with his sociopathic parasite Mike, who while helping him build and maintain a franchise is also using him.

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>>386652975
The Castlevania episodes will always be my favorite but my autism goes into overload when I watch the N64 one because
>he doesn't think to press any of the C-buttons when he's holding the explosive to put it down

>>386667845
>>386668025
You know he plays dumb in avgn episodes so he has more to talk about, right? It's a character

>>386668167
Oh I know, that's why I say it's just autism for me to get bothered at that, I love the videos all the same

In fact the only one I find below decent is Toxic Avenger

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>>386654745
>tfw that Christmas video becomes true
>he starts making videos of shitty Wii games and accessories

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>>386652905
hands down Spiderman, followed by Bugs Bunny & Batman

>>386668426
Uncle Lloyd is great, but James isn't quick enough to improv with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lSwwqDpoVc

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>>386651571

NIEHHHH WHAT'S WIT' ALL DA HUBBUB, BUB?

>>386658125
>>386668645
This. Spiderman is a perfect parody of how it was to couch co-op or have a backseat driver friend

>>386654745
It's okay there are other systems for him to look at, I mean he actually did a TG16 game

>>386652905
Atari 5200 or the Bugs Bunny Duology.

>>386667025
>Yea just like all those people that are shills because they like something you dont like.
>Saying t. Mike doesnt make it him
t. Elvis8Atari

>>386652905
I don't know but I do know that the worst episodes are the ones with a guest.

>>386668657
This. Old man Lloyd is a funny guy but him and James have 2 very different styles of comedy. James' reactions to the shit he said are priceless though.

>>386652905
Silver Surfer

>>386663243
Think for yourself hivemind fag.

>>386654745
>>386655052
What are you guys talking about? He has stopped. Unlike Angry Joe with his angry Reviews he was smart enough to say outright that AVGN would not be made unless he really fel like it.
Now he does other projects and from time to time does an AVGN episode and everybody's happy.

This is exactly what Joe should have done with his Angry Reviews which he's obviously tired of making

Realisticly, how much would James' collection be worth nowdays?

Live like a windrammer as you fuck

>>386663243
/v/ isn't one person anon. Don't pretend to like or dislike things based on the shit people say here, it makes the board worse.

>>386666518
I've been wanting a takeshi's challange episode for a long time.

>>386668741
NYEEEHHHHH WHATS UP COCCK?

>>386668623
In a few years, the Wii will be as old as the NES was when the Wii was released. Just like how the GameCube is now.

https://youtu.be/3wbSFKFyUNI

>>386664831
NOW GO PLAY SOME DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEEEEEEE

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>>386651571
>mfw I learned all the classic AVGN jokes were actually written by Mike

haha i love le happy nintendo dork cus he says poopy lmao
time for mi ritalin

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James is a nice guy for not suing the bajesus out of this guy

>>386671770
who

>>386671468
a small amount of*

>>386672147
Not him but five or so years ago I think he was known for being the "Happy Video Game Nerd"

>>386655096
this is weird to me, they know each other for 20+ years but have no chemistry with each other.

>>386652905
nintendo power ofc

>>386652905
CD-I games for sure.

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>>386652975
My nigga.
>That fucking introduction of Simon's Quest at the end of the first video
Still gets a chuckle out of me.

>>386669631
I'll write one for you now

>i got this game takeshi's challenge, let's start it up!
*plays game*
>wow this game is fucking diarrhoea dookie
*dies*
>what a bunch of ass in my dick hole, fuck this poopy dog shit

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>>386666813
>>Hires a lawyer and/or a PR team to scrub the comics from the internet archive

https://archive.org/about/faqs.php

>How can I have my site's pages excluded from the Wayback Machine?
>You can send an email request for us to review to [email protected] with the URL (web address) in the text of your message.

Reply if you do any of the following:
>Put on AVGN episodes when eating
>Put on AVGN episodes before bed
>Put on AVGN playlist while sleeping

>>386672762
>Put on AVGN playlist while sleeping

How could you do that when you're sleeping?

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>>386661469
>>386664519

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>>386666813
>mfw its all real
The king is dead, long live the king

>>386672964
Not the same anon, but it's nice to have background noise. I'll put on some stuff in the background and fall asleep to it sometimes.

>>386663118
I enjoy Mike, am I the only person while not being a fan of streamers really enjoy Mike's streams??

>Doesn't try to force to much humor
>Doesn't try to be a character
>Can become intensely focused and as a result sometimes becomes extremely frustrated

Nothing comfier than a late night stream of a whispering Mike trying to get through a tough NES game. Not one person mentioned Mike in their favorite streamers thread which reminds me how underage this board is. Don't watch streams for a comedy act and constant humor but rather just someone playing a old game with the intent to beat it..not worried about time or speed runs or any of that autistic shit. If you think he isn't interesting enough...your not their for the GAMES..go watch some stand-up then

>>386652905
>BEEEEEEE 52 BAWWWMER
>WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING as he struggles to lift the power brick (10/10 acting)
>Atari Porn games
>Spider Man

>>386651571
i hope this autist's kid gets cancer and dies
then his wife
then any pets they might have
then he attempts suicide but fails only to leave him a vegetable incapable of ending the suffering

>>386652905
SIlver surfer

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>tfw never NOT gonna think about mike's footlong when watching avgn

>>386651571

Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout.
It was a blowout alright. BLOW OUT YOUR AAAAASSSSSSss

Ya see nerd? No one makes you play these games but yourself.
So you're your own damn nightmare!

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>>386658369

>>386658369
>Cowabunga? COWA-FUCKING-PIECE-OF-DOGSHIT!

>>386651571
saw his newest video about cats and their behavior.

also, omfg, that is the shittiest tattoo I've ever seen. why would he get a generic ass tribal tattoo. what a fucking loser.

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>>386673261
>not liking Mike makes you underaged

Or he's just not entertaining to a lot of people, and you have a minority opinion. It happens.

>>386657425
I feel PS1 should be something that he covers. Even a lot of the good games are fucked up in retrospect.

>>386657667
These things should be banned!

>>386652905
Power glove

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:( :( :(

>>386654745
>Angry Videogame Nerd ran out of shitty NES games
It's not like there aren't plenty of shitty games on other consoles, mong.

>>386674471
He did Spiderman on PS1

>>386654745
There are a ton of bad games both on the NES and other consoles he hasnt talked about yet, but I feel its not as fun when the episode is about a game he never knew about before rather than something shitty he got as a kid.

>>386654745
The thing is that not every bad game is worth mentioning. It either has to be amusingly bad(like plumbers don't wear ties), hold some nostalgic value(Dick Tracy) or be part of a series that James likes and has bad games. And like >>386669194
mentioned, he takes a bit more time and still produces good episodes like Power Rangers or Berenstain Bears.
>>386666910
>Doublevision
My dark-skinned brother

>>386674471
>>386675282
and Independence Day

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>>386674932

Are you balding /v/?

>>386675774
Since 22, yes. I just cut it all off and went full baldie some years ago. Feels pretty good.

>>386666813
>>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
Which ones/all of them?
>>Was caught shitposting on /vr/ and /v/ at least 5 times trying to defend himself
Links?
>> Miney Crafta
?
>>Elmo
?
>>the drunk stream
?
>>and firing Bootsy
Why fire Bootsy?
>>Is found to have created 22 fake accounts on Reddit, presumably used to defend himself
How do you know they belong to him?

>>386676096
Also, how do you know they are pre-recorded?

>>386666813
Source on these?

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>>386652905
>Favorite episode?
The powerglove without a doubt, I don't care if it was scripted or not landing the jet in Top Gun was great

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>>386666813
>he's racially aware
>he fired that antifa bitch Bootsy
Seems like a good guy to me, not saying he's perfect.

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Board James a best of the new stuff.

>>386673153
But how would you be able to put on a playlist if you're asleep?

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>>386677251
Original poster here. English is not my first language. Don't bully.

>>386677364
Yes it is. You just wished it wasn't, you weeaboo fuck.

>>386675774
Probably. Hoping it's just stress related and will balance out when I move out.

>>386671468
It was a collaboration between them. Stuff like Board James is all James though

>>386676391
>Source on these?
do 5 seconds of research you fat lazy fuck. this has been discussed every day since the start of the year

>>386663243
Use to like AVGN now his videos are as boring as the Nostalgia Critic

>>386652905
>no one mentioned Superman 64

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I swear these guys have a combined IQ of 100.

>>386651571
Why has James Rolfe, the original angry-critic e-celeb, succeeded, kept strong and is still famous and beloved while most others who have followed like Spoony, IrateGamer, Game Dude, etc, have been left in the dust?

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>>386667025
>>386671468
>>386672751
>>386673261
Like his own gay voice, Mike sticks out like a sore thumb in these threads. It's so obvious when he shitposts in here. Pathetic loser. His whole life is a lie

>>386679282
>Spoony
BETRAYAL

>>386679282
>Spoony
>IrateGamer
>Game Dude

Two of them are shitty AVGN cosplays, and the other would rather RP as his dog on twitter and bitch at his fans than make content.

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>>386664303
SOMEONE. FIND. THIS. NOW.

>>386663243
>tell me what to like
Imagine living like this

>>386679282
>>386679574
>>386679578
Spoony has no one to blame but himself. At the end of the day, he stopped working. He became irrelevant.

>>386663243
I've always liked AVGN and still do. I just mostly watch his older videos.

>>386652905
Any CD-I episodes including Plumbers don't wear ties

>>386679282
He has a better character than them while being more talented. We never saw James acting like some sort of deity like faggy ecelebs tend to do.

>>386679969
Oh wait Plumbers don't wear ties wasn't a CD-I "game"

>>386678819
>i have no evidence and am just spouting shit

Which season should i rewatched before bed.

>>386680185
season 3

>>386680185
>rewatched

>>386680185
>before bed
Underage b8

>>386672762
I do all of this

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>>386675774

>tfw hairline receding after taking Epuris pills.

>>386680302
thanks
>>386680603
adults don't sleep?

>>386663243
form your own fucking opinion you god damned retard

>>386680695
>adults don't sleep?
No, mong. It's why we're so cranky.

>>386680695
>adults don't sleep?
Not anymore. We only Reep and Sow.

>>386661469
Brown Bricks

AVGN hasn't been funny since 2007

>>386658369
It's not candy, nor is it poop, it's SHIT!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>386659403
ghrsbustrs

>>386681148
The fuck was that?

>>386681192
ghrsbustrs

>>386681263
GOHSSSTBURSTERRRRSSSSSSS

>>386681628
>Karaoke with James

>>386681001
This one had 10/10 great delivery.

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>>386658369
This game is fucking unholy. It's FUCKING made in hell, I swear- OH SHIT, what the FUCK was that?!

>>386657667
This is such a defining moment.

>>386663243
Fan since 2008 here.

>>386651571
It sucks that people only remember James Rolfe as being AVGN. I like him doing videos as himself.

>>386652905
Friday the 13th

>who's gotta take a shit, though? I don't have to shit
>I don't have to shit
>I gotta take a shit
>THEN TAKE THAT SHIT

>>386684006
He introduced me to many underrated cult films! I remember being pissed as fuck because their website used to be shit when they hosted content there (incredibly slow), but now most of it is on YouTube anyway.

>>386679282
because James is an actual film maker. If he wasn't doing AVGN he would still be making Cinnemassacre stuff and before he went full time solo he used to do commercial video work.

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>>386673261
Don't forget
>gets blackout drunk on stream slurring his words and barely able to hold the controller

>>386675774
Surprisingly, no. I have long beautiful flowing locks and my brother is a balding cuck.

>>386684276
The website has been improved for years.

>>386684928
Yeah, I know, that's why I used a past tense. The amount of content they have is unreal, even if you don't count Mike's let's plays.

>>386665301

James will never review Fallout 3 and the like. It just doesn't fit into his character. The main aspect of AVGN is being this grumpy old dude who just hates the shitty retro games he played as a kid and wants to show how absurd game manufacturing was back in the day.

He gets demands for some 3D games to review so he obviously does them because it's easy ad revenue.

The character is running out of steam anyway and I think James knows it.

>>386679282
AVGN is only part of the channel, he diversified and produces a lot more content like YKWB, Board James, movie reviews. And more or less as time went by he created a schedule and went with it.

test

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>>386679534
Reminder to always be on the lookout for Mike posts, they are blatant if you know what to look for

http://archive.is/ZRttp
http://archive.is/WREqV
http://archive.is/y0UYB
http://archive.is/e16uH
http://archive.is/P8H1G
http://archive.is/U3h0N
http://archive.is/YCtUR
http://archive.is/FY3v0
http://archive.is/wJAdo

Cinemassacre is dead. James cannot and will not reach further heights than his basement, especially with all the baggage that Mike Matei brings with his shady past. You think James could ever get funding for something other than a YT video with all of that racist comic drama hovering above his head? Not to mention the dick pics Mike posted for countless minors to see. Does anyone else get the feeling like more shit is gonna come out about Mike that's gonna tarnish the brand even more? I shudder to think......

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>>386651571

>>386651571
I'm on my phone. Can someone turn that frown upside down?

>>386652905

Super Pitfall

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>>386673261
>Not one person mentioned Mike in their favorite streamers thread which reminds me how underage this board is.

Just how much of a dumbass are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgKbvaW008

>>386658369
>WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY!?

>>386687602
You know, that low-key Bores bashing would make me hate Mike, if it wasn't for the Irate Gamer being a straight rip-off off AVGN down to several gags literally copy-pasted with little to no change. There was a series of videos, "I Can't Believe It's Not AVGN" (ICBINAVGN), that coherently pointed out all the similarities.

>>386671468
yeah like the end of the atari episode where a buffalo shits through avgn's window

oh wait no that was fucking garbage

>>386689169
nobody denies Christ Bores is a fraud, a faggot and a looney toon who thinks he 's a Ghostbuster but it's still scummy of Mike regardless, and that pathetic and defensive shilling he does too

>>386671468
>mfw I learned all the classic AVGN jokes were actually written by Mike
See: Elmo, Mine Crap to get a big whiff of the "jokes" that Mike wrote without James. Mike Matei is anti-comedy. Cringe personified. And he's a total fucking douche, too.... not even a nice guy

>>386673261
>I enjoy Mike, am I the only person while not being a fan of streamers really enjoy Mike's streams??
yes you do sound retarded

>>386689169
Mike's GTA Deaths video is more of a shameless AVGN ripoff than anything Bores did. Pathetic. He's such a dick sucking fraud

>>386689903
that video is creepy because it really is like Mike is trying to assimilate James, don't be surprised he kills James and wears him as a skinsuit

>>386689903
Fuck, I just found a mirror here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2hP7YP1auY

What the hell is this even supposed to be?

>>386690135
It's so fucking pathetic, same tone of voice and inflection as James, trying so desperately to get anyone to give a shit about his content when James was away.

>>386689779
Wait really he seems really nice how'd you figure he's a douchebag? James seems like a really nice guy too I really hope he isn't a dick.

>>386689982
He's trying so hard to copy James' expressions that it's not even funny.

Top 10 times Mike bitched out like a six year old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYfdzfKxjw

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>>386690135
What the hell Mike.

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>>386689982
>that video is creepy
come on. theres nothing creepy about mike at all

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>>386663118

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>that elmo video

>>386658369
>THIS GAME IS HEINOUSLY ANUS!

>>386690420
>that Tiny Toons growl

>>386690135
>can't even hear it
Well, that was fun.

Mike was pretty good when he was acting with a costume, but that's the limit.
Letting him do whatever he wants or wanted with the channel is like europe letting in muslims and niggers.
Guaranteed disaster.

>>386659838
That pissed me off so much. I just wanted him to review some fucking board games but he had to introduce that dumb skit comedy.

Wizard of Oz lion skits.

Most I ever laughed. I forgot who played the lion but he was fucking priceless.

>>386659838

I don't like it either. I would've enjoyed it if it didn't had to do with Board James.

>>386659290
All processors are 64-bit now, there's no reason to advertise it as an advantage.

>>386689254
That was the end of the Star Wars episode

"Chewie Wookie Cookie Cookin'"

>>386691285
>>386691367
James is growing more and more frustrated he could never make a horror movie so innocuous stuff like Board James becomes like a stealth vehicle for him to inject that stuff where he knows an audience will watch. Also lately he seems really short-tempered and irritable in general when it comes to criticism, he took the bad word of mouth about the last Christmas episode pretty badly and during that stupid playlist shit he got really fucking bent out of shape over how to pronounce 'Tolkien'.

I was randomly watching a Mike and Ryan Let's Play a while ago (not sure why I subjected myself to it) I think it was gameboy castlevania, and it was extremely obvious if you paid attention to the time and healthbars that they were using savestates like mad men, savescumming their way through every remotely difficult encounter in the game, and they just *conveniently* edited it to make it look like they were actually skilled at the game.

>>386690135

Jesus christ, I wonder what James thinks of this one.

>>386691259
But rapefugees bring us diversity and tolerance bigot

>>386651571
Gave up on him after his stupid Ghostbusters boycott.

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>>386675774
20 years old and it's starting, just like with my father. I already have a buzzcut so whatever. Will go full monk soon enough.

>>386652905
>CDi games
>game glitches
>Swordquest
>Nintendo Power
>NES accessories

Mostly these ones.

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>>386691523

>Last Christmas episode
Fuck that was horrible. Slapstick """comedy""" is shit and outdated imo unless it's in a cartoon like Tom and Jerry.

>>386671468
You like these glasses, don't you?

>>386691584
>they were using savestates
All of Mike's "complete playthrough" videos use save states. It's kind of scary how insecure he is. I've never seen anything like it

>>386692095
Source?

>>386692278
Someone broke it down on here a few months ago. If you wanna search, I think it was punch out and bart vs the space mutants where he got caught playing over prerecorded game footage that he recorded using save states. The fact that anyone still trusts a word that comes out of that faggot's mouth amazes me. He's a compulsive liar

Look at these titles! "Baseball", "Basketball", "Football", not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL!

I miss when AVGN discussions weren't full of Reddit drama regarding Mike.

>>386692443
Is there a video of this? I'd like to share it with other people.

>>386692496
>anything I don't like is reddit

>>386692525
People keep saying they're gonna make a video laying out all of the fucked up shit Mike has done this year, but no one ever does, I think out of respect for James. Really hoping someone just fuckin does it

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>>386690302
>he seems really nice
LOL

>>386652905
Action 52 will always be GOAT

>>386692835
Jesus Mecha Death Christ Mike. I didn't know it was possible to make something so unfunny.

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>>386692835
wut

>>386692835
How does this prove he's not a nice person this seems on par with the humor he and James have IRL and on the AVGN channel. Seems more like you're just shitposting. LOL

>>386692835
this isn't even the worst one. james will never make it through this dark cloud. he's fucked forever making progressively worse AVGN episodes for the rest of his life

>>386693094
>Mikefag comes in to defend is idol
Not him, but see the rest of them, manchild.

>>386666569
>>386658952

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2B_IvYV36k

>>386664303
I dont know if those will be uncovered but there is this: https://www.atariage.com/features/Gunfight/
The tried to get the loco bandito in there.

>>386692663
No, literally all the discussions now are because of the AVGN reddit.

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>>386693206
>mikefag
Dude I don't even watch anything Mike related I'm a James fan and only really watch Mike when James is doing some sorta playthrough and he tags along you still haven't given any evidence to him being a cocksucker and it's literally all I'm asking for you fucking faggot I didn't even disbelief you I just wanted to know what possible interaction you could have had with him to come to the conclusion that he's an awful person he seems like a nice dude who just has a shitty sense of humor that doesn't make him a douche though unless you're some buttmad spic and you're getting spicblasted over that comic.

>>386651571
SHITLOAD OF ASS

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>>386666813
>>386672751

>>386693786
...epic...

>>386693786
So disappointed in you, Mike. Racism is so low.

>>386660449
>>386661169
Legitimately his best episode in the past 5 years or so, pretty good.

>>386693786
WHERE'S THE JOKE MIKELY

>>386693786
Mike Matei in "Careful Where You Post That Thing"

>>386694141
Did Mike get aids because twitter was full of niggers?

>>386679282
James is a nice guy and has a measure of technical skill that people like Spoony or NC lack to this day. Fuck Spoony might lose his house soon if his patreon is his only income.

>>386693359
>No, literally all the discussions now are because of the AVGN reddit.
Everything that came out about Mike Matei happened on here. I watched it happen in real time. The loco bandito was discovered on /v/

>>386693504
>long-winded, butthurt response typed out to defend someone he isn't even a fan of
How's it going, Mike?

>>386669371
The mere fact that's it's James' makes it priceless. He is such an icon that fans would pay 10x more than it's worth just to own it all.

>>386693786

If mike was like 13 when he made this I could maybe understand

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I recently watched the AVGN movie, and it wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be. What do you guys think about it?

>>386694773
I think it was in the 2000s so nope.

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>>386694652
>acting like a retard and being surprised when people call you out for it
Woah

>>386669371
I'd say enough to buy a house at the every least

>>386694680
Shit like "AVGN's Castlevania 2" would be a god damn treasure to the fans.

>>386693504
hey mike whats up

>>386694827
It was bad, but I didn't donate (or even pay to view it) so I didn't care.

I honestly prefer the TGWTG Anniversary films to the AVGN movie.

>>386694827
BLACKED

>>386694904
AVGN's silver surfer
AVGN's doctor jekyll and mr hyde
There are a lot of them people would pay good money for

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>>386694827
It's ok. I don't hate it and enjoyed watching but I feel like James could do a LOT better than that.
>Liked it but disappointed

>>386693786

This cant be real.

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>>386656473
AVGN on Nico has such an amusing charm to it

>>386695072
I don't know why you'd think that let alone the dozens of retards giving the (you)s it's pretty obvious the guy is on the spectrum. Not saying it's right at all but it would explain a lot about the way he acts.

>>386694827
I assume a lot of the hate comes from the wait and idea that James was working on it instead of his channel which everyone enjoys more.

>>386695105
What if I can't understand Japanese? Are their videos edited?

>>386693504
>Dude I don't even watch anything Mike related I'm a James fan and only really watch Mike when James is doing some sorta playthrough and he tags along you still haven't given any evidence to him being a cocksucker and it's literally all I'm asking for you fucking faggot I didn't even disbelief you I just wanted to know what possible interaction you could have had with him to come to the conclusion that he's an awful person he seems like a nice dude who just has a shitty sense of humor that doesn't make him a douche though unless you're some buttmad spic and you're getting spicblasted over that comic.
Avoids punctuation throughout the entire post until the very end, where he miraculously "remembers" to end it with a period. This is Mike trying to appear like someone else. MIKE'S HERE EVERYONE.... everyone out, time to end the thread

>2006
>not coming home after school with some energy drinks and cheap shitty chocolate and making a sandwich while watching the newest AVGN top 10 jackie chan horrorthon top lists streamed through ScrewAttack

>2008
>not realizing that TGWTG is the superior nerd and starting to only watch his videos

>2010
>not realizing the videos are getting boring and quitting both of them

>>386695490
>2011
>Not coming home after work with some cheap shitty beer and a friend and eating pizza while rewatching the old AVGN episodes

Did Mike really post his dick or what, because there isn't a fucking trace of evidence of it.

>>386695490
2017: visiting cinemassacre and seeing that they're making top 10 videos of their own videos (i'm not kidding). look around to see the latest non-top 10 video to find a half hour discussion about cats. RIP cinemassacre. I wont really miss you desu

>>386695402
Why are you being such a faggot anon do I really need to take a timestamp to show everyone you're acting autistic?

>>386695350
They're subtitled

>>386695664
He went into damage control overdrive and is constantly deleting everything from imgur or any other hosting site. Apparently he even got some stuff taken off the internet archive. You can still find it googling though.

>>386682964
That was fucking SCARY

>>386651571
>his funniest stuff is stuff like OP pic, where he edits himself just opening his mouth and then dubs himself over saying shit like ASS even if it doesnt fit
am i the only one?
the fucking ninja gaiden episode is gold.
one of the few things of his ill actually rewatch