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Who is the superior combat medic?

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Who is the superior combat medic?
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Mercy because she is the cutest. She can also resurrect and boost damage.
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Mad nazi doctor voiced by Travis Touchdown is better then some swiss whore.
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>female doctors
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>>386651368
medic hands down because of the crusader's crossbow
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Mercy, being able to revive when something goes wrong is better than being able to be invincible for some amount of seconds.
Mercy also can fly to her patient, slowly descend, and can quickly switch between more damage or healing.
tf2 is a better game though
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>>386651456
>>386651509
OP is asking which one is the better combat medic you retards
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>>386651368
I care neither about shit fortress and shit fortress clone. But Mercys porn is pretty good.
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>>386651565
Yes. I answered that, Mercy is way more flexible with more tools.
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>>386651456
>runs into the fray to fight
>will pour needles into someone's face
>will drive a saw up your ass with a crit for fucking with him
>pioneered his own instantaneous healing technology
>four times
>can resurrect someone by pouring blood into them
>can resurrect someone with whatever he uses in Mann vs. Machine
>is friends with a freakishly large russian man
>ignores all laws of medicine
>if the comics are to be believed he talked Satan into letting him live several times and owns the souls of eight other men
>was a nazi but nobody gives a shit

versus

>a woman who flies around
>kills people so infrequently there's a specific voice line before it because "you arent supposed to do that"
>hides behind a rock until it's time to press a button and resurrect her friends
>she probably didn't invent it
>was BLACKED by Doomfist
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>>386651820
>I'm too shit to play real games so I became a TF2 babby
Maybe you should check out Quake or something, both TF2 and OW are shit.
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>>386651910
>>386651592
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>>386651565
Do you mean a 1v1 fight? In that case, Mercy has the advantage without prep time, seeing as her pistol is better than Medic's weapons, and she in canon she can use her wings while Medic requires teammates to heal to use his other tools.
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>slapping cocky overextending cunts with the Ubersaw and dem Med crits
>finishing off a distant weakened enemy with a crossbow bolt
>the occasional thanks for saving someone's ass with an Uber

You don't get anywhere near this sense of satisfaction with Mercy
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>>386652021

Ignoring the ubersaw's infinite crits, the syringe gun actually does a shit ton of damage if you're an idiot and don't move.
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>>386651975
I enjoy both but this fucking mouthbreathing retard is so biased towards TF2 he is bringing up PvE shit. It's annoying.
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>>386651975
I was hoping this was another thinly veiled mercy porn thread.
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Mercy's TTK on the medic pistol is worse than the Needle Gun, and that's not even including the beastly melee and potential uber
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>>386652130
>I enjoy both
>both TF2 and OW are shit.
>I enjoy both
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>>386652237
Yes, I enjoy garbage casual shit games. They are great for relaxing.
I don't always want to go balls to the wall.
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Mercy
>worst healer in her own game, being outdone by the other three with any level of base competence
>only thing she does well is fluff Pharah, which Zenyatta can also do with trivial effort

Medic
>Robin Atkin Downes on voicework
>2nd fastest character in his game, which makes him three times as fast as any Overwatch character
>while not quite on the level of his TFC predecessor, his arsenal is quite versatile and even has some long-range options with healing capabilities, to say nothing of how often he can get crits and improve his durability with things like the Blutsauger
>healing rampup to encourage players to stay in the fight instead of just getting themselves killed
>ubercharge is absolutely vital for pushes, but also has alternatives like kritzkrieg and quick-fix for augmented approaches
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>>386652237
What is your point? People enjoy shit everyday. Turn on your radio, turn on your TV. Full of shit that people enjoy.
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>>386652337
>mercy literally has more tools
>b-b-but I like tf2 guise, do I fit in yet
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>>386651820
/thread
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>>386651910
Holy shit that's desperate.
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>>386652493
Another TF2 child spotted, let me guess you never even touched TFC let alone the original Quake mod.
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>>386652410
>literally more tools
Her only tools are the dumb faggots who like her
The Medic has two offence loadout slots. Mercy has one, and it's just a shit pistol.
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>>386652410
>>mercy literally has more tools
What?
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>>386652665
>>386652725
>I have never played both games I just like to be retarded on the internet
Understood.
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>>386652828
So explain please
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>>386652913
Ah yes, of course the TF2 babby would like to be spoonfed. That would be nice, yeah?
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>>386652828
I think maybe you should re-read the OP
Here, I'll link it for you >>386651368

Elucidate me - in what way do you think Mercy makes a better battle medic?
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Mercy can't enable this.
Hell no one on the Overwatch cast can do anything remotely similar to this. It would be too complex and would anger the fussy casuals.
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Mercy is a cuckold magnet so I'll go with Medic.
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>>386653056
>just straight denying videogame discussion on a videogame board
Fucking kill yourself
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>>386653072
Better mobility because she can zip around like a retard makes her harder to kill, damage boost I hope I don't have to explain and extending a push by resurrecting people is the single most powerful thing you could do depending on the situation.
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>>386653341
Here comes yet another TF2 babby. Just play the fucking games you want to argue about so I don't have to state the obvious like for the braindead fuck in >>386653072
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>>386653154
>hacks

Wow dude you sure showed me!

I'll definitely check out your dead game now :)


...retard
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>>386653154
the chimp can jump in, kill a healer and jump out without killing himself in the process
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>>386653154
Winston can jump further than that
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>>386653361
>all these support features which require an ally to use is why she's a good battle medic
Ah, so you're retarded. I see
Overbaby please come back in 10 years when you've actually played some video games so you can learn what 'Battle Medic' actually means, thanks
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>>386653602
>team based game
>requires teammates
post clips of your solo medic runs
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>>386653634
Only shit games force teamwork. Good games let it happen naturally.
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>>386653634
>Battle medic
>Supports instead of battling
It hasn't been 10 years yet my man
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>>386651368
Mercy - cute af
Medic - has an actual personality
As far as characters go, I'd have to say Medic.

In terms of gameplay, I haven't played Overwatch all that much but I enjoy tf2's medic more.

The OG TFC Combat Medic kicks more ass than both, though.
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>>386653424
kill yourself you idiot. Why would I buy and play a shitty tf2 clone that is almost fucking dead at this point?
just fucking explain how mercy is a better battle medic.
Or, are you just dodging it because you know she isn't?
If you refuse to answer why mercy is a better battle medic you forfeit the argument and admit medic is a better battle medic.
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whr te merci porn
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Medic doesn't revolve around hiding like a little bitch while waiting for your team to die, and that makes him superior already without going into the other reasons.
Fuck res. Fuck playing hide and seek. Fuck Mercy.
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>>386653557
>>386653572
Even if Winston magically had no cooldown on his leap, he could not do it nearly as fast as the demo. And he couldn't kill as fast as the demo.
More important is that by having the Demoman damage himself to gain speed and air, the game introduces a risk-reward system that deepens the strategy, etc, you don't care
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>>386653667
That's the most retarded thing I've ever read in my life. Show me a good TF2 game without teamwork.

>>386653717
>DUDE LMAO NAIL GUN
Not more useful than Mercy's shitty pistol.

>>386653769
>dead
lmao
There are enough posts in this thread explaining why the TF2 medic is babbys first braindead Mouse1 hero.
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>>386651368
>swiss
>superior to anything
Even austrians are better.
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>>386653842
Show me a single Overwatch game where individual performance affects the outcome in any way. Well-timed Q presses don't count.
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>>386651368
I don't own Overwatch so I do not know.
Is Mercy a fun hero to play in Overwatch?
What's the best way to play her?
How does she compare to The Medic in TF2? I haven't played TF2 since 2010.
Is Overwatch fun?
Is Overwatch worth the money?
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>>386653912
It's a team game just like TF2? What the fuck is your point?
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>>386653842
You lose
Instead of forming your own argument, you point out other arguments which agree with your Point of view.
You are a sheep. A sheep that cannot even form logical arguments.
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>>386653469
You have to be 18 or older to post on this site.
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Medic is better.
/Thread
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>>386653990
I point out my arguments, follow the thread child.
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>no overheal
Medic of course
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Girlfriends might play Medic, but I don't see total faggots or gurrl gamers swarm to him like I do Mercy.
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>>386651368

the swiss slut
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>>386653919
I don't really like Overwatch, but I enjoyed playing Mercy when I did play the game. She's pretty different from the Medic, you spend most of your time flying to teammates and giving them heals or a damage buff while resurrecting them every once in a while with your Q.
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>>386653768

Did he appear in the TF2 comics? They killed off a lot of the TFC team but I don't remember seeing him.
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>>386652828
>>386653056
>>386653424
You're going to need a better bait than this faggot
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>>386653854

ur just jelly
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>>386653842
>>DUDE LMAO NAIL GUN
>Not more useful than Mercy's shitty pistol.
Pff and this guy was throwing a shitfit about people not having played his shit game
Nailgun TTK > Pistol TTK
Crossbow can just about 1HK other characters at range
His melee weapon can kill other characters in as many swings as Rein can

He's the better battle medic, with -literally- more tools available to him to do that. Don't make shit up just because this is literally your first online game and you didn't know what a battle medic meant
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>>386654038
Fuck you hobby-hobby,eat a logia like a real OG.
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>>386654030
You did not. your exact words were "There are enough posts in this thread"
at no point did you refer to a specific post or argument. you simply stated that there were arguments for mercy.
Give me post numbers of YOUR arguments and I will analyze and debunk them
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>>386651368
LU-CI-OOOOOOOOOOO
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>>386653768
>attacking people with tfc medkit
>BLEUGH BLEUGH BLEUGH BLEUGH
good stuff
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>>386654182
What the actual fuck is TTK you literal shitgoblin?
This is why I hate shitters like you, you have only ever touched one game in your life and you try to pass it off as general knowledge.
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>>386654284
All those posts were made by me except one.
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>>386654142
Hey, the bait is delicious so who cares
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>>386651368
>mercy
-pop gun
-heal/buff stick
-uhhhhhh

>medic
-syringe gun/crossbow
-uber/kritz/qf/vaccinator, takes less time to charge any of those than revive
-ubersaw/bonesaw for fucking your ass wide open in the event you get too close

No competition, this is before we factor things like move speed in too.
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>>386654326
I refuse to actually believe you are being serious anymore
It was amusing to see just how far you would go, but your ruse has been uncovered. Nobody is this stupid. Nobody is stupid enough to ask what a videogame term means, while at the same time accusing others of never playing videogames.
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>using shitty Mercy when Ana exists
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If the medic has his mediguns he's straight up better, crits are fucking broken and ubercharges are better than revives.
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>>386654289
>Lucio 100%
>Peels for the other healer
>Gets sick environmental kills
>wallrides for speed boosts
>can heal entire team at once
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>>386651368
medic is literally mental and is a man i would fear even looking at

mercy is just a weak attractive woman who i could probably overpower myself
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>>386654502
Literally noone else fucking uses retarded terms like this but TF2 children.
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>>386653557
>class with the weakest gun can jump once every six seconds

woah...
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>>386651368
Medic on sheer virtue of not being a gigantic sissy magnet.
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>>386652337
>lists a voice actor as pro in a comparison
Stay pleb.
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>>386654658
>can heal entire team at once
>if they weren't spread all over the map on critical health
>I need healing!
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>>386654326
TTK is time to kill, approximately how long it takes for things to die in a fight. For Overwatch, it's comparatively quick to say, Gigantic for example, and about on average with a Quake 3 pub.
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>>386654719
>a guy tried to rob him so Medic put his brain in a pumpkin because he wanted a more authentic Halloween decoration

Of all the TF2 team I think the Medic is the scariest. This is taking into account a seven and a half foot screaming Russian and a guy who talks to the severed heads of people he killed.
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>>386654326
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF METADISCUSSION ON /v/

I don't even care if it's "I was merely pretending", you dug so deep into the barrel to find something stupid to say and waste our time that it's just astonishing
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>>386651456
Medic can those too, granted he would need a different medi gun for the damage boost. It's also more potent.
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>>386655047
LITERALLY nothing uses this retarded term. Weapons have different damage, classes have different health. There isn't a single number that can represent time needed to kill different classes, this is the most retarded fucking shit I've ever read about in existence.
How is weapon damage and player health not enough?
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I love being mercy because I'm a huge healslut and I do it hoping my tank will ERP with me on chat and call me his dirty little girl.

You cant be a cockhungry healslut playing some outdated trash freeware game so that makes overwatch obviously better
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>>386655274
shut up fake boco
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>>386655274

You couldn't have picked an uglier drawing
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>>386651368
Mercy
>much longer range on beam
>damage bonus for beamed target
>pistol with infinite range/no spread/damage falloff
>higher DPS and more consistently than both crossbow and needles
>dash to teammates, not glued to floor
>gently glide to the ground
>melee without switching weapons (less damage, though)
>resurrect team mates in PvP
>much cuter

Medic
>low poly model
>broken animations
>overheal

Mercy wins long and mid range, Medic might win in melee but due to TF2's melee hit registration it's basically random.
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>>386651820
/thread
well played
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Medic
>Actually immortal due to selling his soul to the devil
>Scammed the devil by getting more souls
>Doesn't have a medical license
>Can Resurrect people
>Can heal somone at any range
>He can fly, but only when theres a teammate.
>Can hold his own in a fight
>Will bone saw you to death
>Can heal beyond maximum HP adding a layer to tankiness to his team
>Can boost damage by 300%
>Can add damage resistances to his team


Mercy
>Went to medical school
>Is now a doctor
>Is so insecure about aging that she wasted her time developing medicine to keep her looking young
>Can Resurrect people, but only when the ultimate meter is full
>Can only heal at mid range
>She can fly, but only when theres a teammate.
>Isn't even the best healer in her own game, beaten by a grandma in heal rates
>Can only boost damage by 30%
GEE I WONDER
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>>386655415
>higher DPS
Objectively false
>more consistant
Subjectively false
>much cuter
opinion disregarded
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>>386651368
Gustave "Doc" Kateb
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>Kritskrieg boosts damage more than Mercy's damage boost
>Basic Medi-Gun can not only overheal but also heals faster than Mercy's staff
>Uber would be impossible to stop for any length of time in Overwatch unless the person walked into Junkrat's trap
>Medic's melee and basic weapon do more damage than Mercy's, he can even heal from a distance with the Crusader's Crossbow
>Medic can even resurrect and make a shield in MvM
>He can even follow teammates at the same speed with the Quick Fix.
The only other comparison that would be more one sided is Torb vs Engi
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>>386653361
>better mobility
fucking lol
anyone who can't kill a floating mercy or airborne mercy in general is straight trash. Even more so if they die to her molasses gun. The only advantage I'd say is infinite ammo, but she'd be ridiculously easy to kill so I don't think it's even worth it. She could stand a chance if it wasn't a 1 v 1 in order to zip around but even then she'd probably catch a crit needle to the face
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>>386655619
Thanks Doc
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>>386653572
what? no he can't, his jump is more vertical than horizontal
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>>386653469
this is off topic but
>if I don't like it it's dead
not even gonna bother posting steamcharts, you'll believe what you want to believe. You lot love to brag about 30 million accounts and yet all I see is bitching about randoms and muh toxicity.
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>>386655657
>Torb vs Engi
Torb
Pros
>can make 75 hp armor
>it costs him nothing to make and upgrade turret
>has a massive damage shotgun
>can go super saiyan, gaining triple HP
cons
>only has 2 weapons
>turret is weak as hell, basically an inconvenience
>very useless on attack

Engi
Pros
>Can build dispenser which heals teammates for unlimited HP
>His turret is the highest DPS in game, capable of melting the highest HP characters in seconds
>He can rocket jump with his turret
>has many different weapons

cons
>costs metal to build anything
...

Engi wins
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>>386651368
Mercy is miles better and can do more things than just running behind the heavy and ocassionaly right clicking. see >>386651660
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MEDIC!
>too baller for a medical license
>got the gestapo glasses
>is a nazi
>speaks german all the time
>knows that hurting can be equally efective as healing
>doesnt even need body bags
>ubermensch
>shouts a lot
>*saws through your bones*
>can crit when nigs talk shit
>ABAP

Mery
>woman
>mountain jew
>probably has hoards of gold
>eats dog likem all swiss folk
>flashy as fuck and is easy to spot
>woman
>cant kill people
>is a warioware shouve it up your own ass character
>not ABAP
>no cool taunts/domination/gameplay lines
>no glasses
>isnt a nazi

now that the dust has settled who won?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13666318
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>>386656048
someone did the calculations of turret DPS in both games and the average health of a player and it turned out torb's turret is weaker than even the mini sentry
torb really is a joke. he's not good at anything, but then again so is 70% of the OW cast thanks to blizzurdâ„¢ balancing
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>>386654140
Nah he didn't show up...yet
All we know is that he exists in the comics but he was replaced by medic
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>>386656048
I loved engi in tf2. OW really is a shallow deepless game.
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>>386655053
Funnily enough heavy is one of the most chill and sane people in the team. Soldier is a complete nutter though
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>>386656179
>more things
>hold left click and space, occasionally hit e or wherever to fly closer to shitty soldier knockoff
>sit back and watch your team die in the hopes you can hit q and satisfy your narcissism at the end of the game
Vs
>hold left click
>watch for spies
>push a spy's shit in with the uber saw every so often
>right click+left mash to run a double-uber/kritz train on some scrubs
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>>386656578
>lemme compare actual gameplay with specific situations that rarely happen

Gee TF2tards are beyond assblasted that their game is dead and it has only underage furries playing it
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>>386655515
>He can fly, but only when theres a teammate.
what?
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>>386654326
you are legitimately a fucking retard
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>>386655615
>Crusader's Crossbow:
Damage: 38-74
Fire speed: 1.6 s
DPS: 23.75-46.875

>Syringe gun:
Damage: 5-12
Fire speed: 0.1 s
DPS: 50-120
Bullet spread makes damage outcome somewhat unpredictable. At max damage, bullet spread is large enough that you will miss.

>Caduceus Blaster:
Damage: 20 (40 on headshot)
Fire speed: 0.2 s
DPS: 100 (200 on headshot)

Overwatch is more skill-friendly with the absence of bullet spread and inclusion of headshots, so it's objectively and subjectively better.
I guess you're right in higher damage if you let the game random crit for you, though. Wouldn't count that as skill, though.
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>>386656179
>>386655415
>>386651509
These posts must be bait. I play both games and Mercy is literally the worst healer in Overwatch right now. Her ultimate is extremely inconsistent and unreliable and her toolkit is so abysmal compared to other healers. Unless your team has a phara you should switch
The medic on the other hand is the only healer in the game with his ubercharge being so strong that games revolve around keeping track of it. Not to mention overheal is ridiculously strong, and Medic has 2 combat weapons unlike Mercy who has 1
As combat medics Medic wins and I would say Medic vs Ana would me a more fair matchup
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>>386656978
Explain to me how "time to kill" is a legitimate measure for a weapon's effectiveness. Time to kill what?
You do not deserve to breathe the same air as me, I'd hang every single one of you.
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>>386656578
>what are Genji, Tracer, Sombra, snipers, traps and random projectiles you constantly have to dodge because there's no ammo
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>>386654748
>>386655202
It's the FPS equivalent of DPS.
your reactions only show you're a casual playing baby's first FPS overwatch.
Even fucking CoD players use the term.
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>>386656880
Quick-Fix lets him match rocket jump momentum, so if a soldier goes rocket jumping, and he's healing him, he can go with him. It's basically what they simplified Mercy's shift ability into.
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>>386657280
>cod shitters use the term
Of course, so noone with half a brain.
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How cute. They think they're healers.
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>>386657125
good luck hitting anything with those slow ass pistol shots. crossbow bolts are faster and anyone with a brain would dodge the pistol shots
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>>386657735
>crossbow bolts are faster
Source, because that ain't true. And even if it is, git gud.
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mercy just because the medic is a two faced hans faggot who sold out his own team
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>>386657272
out of those heroes only tracer could melt you, genji would be a fag who pokes you and waits until he gets his ult to do anything. plus winston can jump on him if he ever tries anything.
>random projectiles
I see you haven't played dustbowl. add in critical hits and it's like a bullet hell game.
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but which game is better?
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>>386657943
>sold out his own team
>when they disbanded

He literally just applied for the job, not knowing he would be fighting his ex-teammates
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>>386658053
what you like the most
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>>386657280
TTK is not relevant in arena shooter style games you retard
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>>386658035
>I see you haven't played dustbowl
I see you haven't played Overwatch.

>>386658053
Paladins. No question about it.
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>>386657829
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Projectiles
could you find something similar to this for OW to compare? last i checked those lazy fucks in the wiki didn't even have all the voice lines
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>>386653572
What? No.
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>>386653154
Stuff like this induce me mixed feelings. TF2 could have been so great if treated with respect.

Even if you technically can do similar stuff in OW, is not nearly as cool and skillful as this.

Still, fuck valve and tf2. OW is the better game because at least they care.
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>>386656301
>is a nazi
valve outright confirmed that he's not
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>>386658061
classic heavy told him he would be fighting his old team
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>>386658394
>OW is the better game because at least they care.

They care about how to make you buy lootboxes. Balance is a joke because it's not centered around the highest possible skill level for each character, as evidenced by Roadhog being nerfed into total uselessness when he wasn't picked ever in a pro setting.
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>>386658351
tf2 wiki is really well maintained because you can get a hat for it
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>>386658309
you're right, I haven't played it since season 3 because blizzard has no idea what they're doing. want to enlighten me instead of parroting my post?
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Medic appeals to gay men with taste, Mercy appeals to gay boys who likes to crossdress
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>>386658486
Roadhog nerf was necesary, mainly because it was a bad design. One shoot-kills are to be avoided, specially if they are easy and frequent. And the fact they nerfed something so embeded in the characcter show you that they are willing to change their game deeply in pro of improving.

In the other hand. You know how much time took TF2 fix their broken mini sentrys? And they had never balanced their characters either. And they only have 9
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>>386658861
I agree that he needed to be changed, however his only use was his easy picks, now he has no purpose whatsoever other than killing reckless Winstons. Blizzard forgot to give him something in return to make him worth playing, but they're saying they're working on it.

Also that guy is a retard for pretending like Roadhog wasn't picked all the time in pro play until the dive meta
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>>386658351
You're right. CC's 3000 HU/s is 57 m/s, while Mercy's gun's bullets speed is 40 m/s.
This is if a meter is the same in both games and the OW wiki is correct.

I'd still consider 3-4 bullets from Mercy's gun being easier to hit than a crossbow shot, and the reload time is way shorter for Mercy to get 20 bullets back than Medic to get 1.

>>386658617
>want to enlighten me instead of parroting my post?
You're talking about a game you don't play, why do you even care?
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Take it this way, I'd put my dick in Mercy but Medic is more of a bro.
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>>386654140
He was the only TFC member to not be found in the comics. Maybe he shows up later or he is actually the medic himself and has cheated aging some way besides using australium.
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>>386658861
>Roadhog nerf was necesary, mainly because it was a bad design.

Before he was bad design but a valuable counter to the dive meta, because he guaranteed a pick. Now he's absolutely useless and the dive meta (more bad design) runs rampant.

>One shoot-kills are to be avoided, specially if they are easy and frequent.

Meanwhile, Doomnigger can swoop around instantly killing everybody on an even lower cooldown than Roadhog's combo.

>And the fact they nerfed something so embeded in the characcter show you that they are willing to change their game deeply in pro of improving.

I know Blizzard hired a fucking creative writing major to lead their game design, but I assume during the process of testing the game for release someone looked at Roadhog and went "we are willing to accept this Pudge-like character has a place in the game." I assume like professionals they playtested this, found him balanced (and he was, don't be a baby) and decided to ship him with that skill set.

>You know how much time took TF2 fix their broken mini sentrys?

Not very much time considering. But if you want to compare a game that spent 9 years in development and emerged a pinnacle of online game design to fucking Overwatch of all things, you may as well save your breath and go back to the Roblox forums or wherever the underage b& hangs out nowadays.
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>>386651368
>come to "/v/ - You Must Hate Overwatch This Hard to Browse This Board" with a TF2 vs OW bait thread

Gee, I wonder what will be the consensus on this...
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>>386659075
>pretending like Roadhog wasn't picked all the time in pro play

Roadhog was picked less than both D.va and Winston (and even Zarya at one point) you total mong
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>>386659118
so you can't post if you don't play both? I've played and enjoyed both in the past at one point, that's more than what other people in this thread can say. if you can't back your posts up just don't reply.
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>>386658617
>trying to argue with mobakiddies
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>>386651368
Is there any crossover art between the two?
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>>386659372
roadhog was in nearly every single match during the tank meta, I have no idea why /v/ loves to pretend like this isn't the case
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>>386659384
>genji would be a fag who pokes you and waits until he gets his ult to do anything.
That's your vision of Genji. It's like saying that a Spy "would stand with Cloak and Dagger in a corner waiting for engineers to show up because they are the easiest picks.
>plus winston can jump on him if he ever tries anything.
And a Pyro who spy checks fucks up spies. A spy doesn't have any counterplay to that anymore, while a Genji can climb and dash away from Winston.

Are you pretending to be stupid or do you actually believe that the scenarios you make up are equivalent to real gameplay?
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>>386659957
>nd a Pyro who spy checks fucks up spies. A spy doesn't have any counterplay to that anymore
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>>386651456
in Mann Co (PvE) version... which is what Overwatch specifically copied, the Medic can rez / boost damage (mad milk)

same for all the "special" features of Overwatch characters: they are copied from the MannCo upgrades
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>>386657196
time to kill the enemy. it's pretty fucking obvious
are you okay? do you have brain damage?
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>>386651456
>Mercy because she is the cutest.

This is exactly why I fucking hate Overwatch and waifufaggots in general.
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The fact of the matter is that Overwatch's developers pretty much owe all of their success to TF2's developers. They essentially made the same game a decade later with slightly better graphics and slower gameplay.
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>>386660076
1. Wow, now he can't backstab the Medic for another 15 seconds or until he picks up ammo, so you know where he'll be
2. Only immune to the DoT, not the fire itself
3. Entire team heard the effect and knows that he's there
4. Pic related

Like I said, do you believe these scenarios that you make up?
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>>386658153
Have you played quake, wtf are you talking about you megaretard?
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>>386659957
If you've Overwatch at all this season, yeah.
>comparing spy with fucking genji
you should've compared him to sombra.
a better comparison would be a scout harassing a medic with pistol shots. No ults in tf2 so just pretend the scout guesses his next shot will be a crit, he jumps in and meats the medic
>spy can't counterpart a pyro anymore
spycicle and deadringer say hi. watching old tf2 gameplay videos does not count as playing it btw.
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>>386659282
Ok heads up, i am gonna go ahead and debate but i am not gonna participate in the "you dumb you dumb" clusterfuck.

1.- He was a good asset, but the problem he was a necesary asset. If you compare the game trough the evolution of meta, youll see an increase of viable characters. Tank meta was so tight that a slight variation in the comp would be a handicap, and the Hog was a main reason of this. Nowaday all tanks except Roadhog and Orisa are viable. Healers are all good, and there is at least 5 dps options.

2.- Dive meta is good. Is an a ofensive strategy, and games that favours defense are a drag. To put on context, TF2 was always about dive too. You got your roamer and scouts trying to get a quick pick in the medic and that was it.

3.- The fact that road is not useful now is bad. But they tried to give him something when they change it. It didnt worked so they are trying to fix it. The best way to fix something like that is to take it out and go about it step by step, like they did with sombra. Wich now is a great spot.

4.- The minisentry was added in 2010, since realease they had this problem, you couldnt destroy it while it was asembling. It took them 3 years to fix them in a patch note that said "bug fix"
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>>386660441

I don't know what you're arguing, but you're arguing nu-Roadhog is viable and any Pyro uses the shotgun and both of those sentiments are fucking delusional tripe.
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>>386651368
Medic because Mercy basically needs your team to die to be "optimal".
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>>386660605

There was 0 reason to nerf Roadhog other than pub babies crying about their inability to avoid or juke hooks. The fact that this level of play is what influenced a major character update is all the evidence you need that Overwatch is not a competitive or deep game.
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>>386660375
but if you could.. even it meant making a degenerate product, would you not take their millions of dollars?
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>>386652131
Why? Is it really that hard to find OVERWATCH porn?
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the elite swiss aryan goddess

why is this even up for debate?
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>>386660905

Overwatch porn is literally normalfag tier. When you can find it on Pornhub and in major search demographics, it's the Big Bang Theory of porn.
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Mercy main here. After playing tf2 for 2 years ( a long time ago) and Overwatch now, Medic is better in my opinion. He is not only more fun to play but he also have better "guns" that Mercy pistol.
Yes, I'm pervert, fuck off
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>>386653469
>sticky jumping is hacks now
>Reddit spacing
>CoD level wit
Go away
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>>386659193
Wouldn't be his first deal with the devil
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Unique design, requires some skill to heal (you have a hitscan heal and a throwable item that heals in area), decent damage and a small CC, can hold his own against a flanker.
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>>386659193

I like to imagine the TFC Medic was the moral balance to the Heavy, and when he died the Heavy being an absolute prick went unmitigated.
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>healer that will fuck of and afk for 30 seconds to let you die for le ebic rez potg

mercys playstyle is abhorrent, shes just a shitty ana for people that fucking suck at the game
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>>386651820
>>kills people so infrequently there's a specific voice line before it because "you arent supposed to do that"
what does she say?
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>>386659282
This I will never understand.

>Blizzzard changed Roadhog because people didn't like being one-shot
>They then add another character with the ability to one-shot, on less cool-down than Roadhog's Hook

Are they just fucking retarded?
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>>386651820
Why does /v/ have to add interracial cuck to shit everything they post about? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>386651368
>when the nameless medic has more personality and character
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>>386651820
/thread
and a second opinion on mercyfags
YOU ARE ALSO UGLY
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>>386651368
Medic because he's cuter.
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>>386662085
>are they retarded

>design a hero entirely around OHK skillshot combo
>take away the combo
>"guys this isn't a nerf"
literally yes
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>>386662204
>Overwatch is supposed to be a utopia future "worth fighting for"
>less interesting and fun than the madhouse that is TF2's universe
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>>386662085
>Are they just fucking retarded?
Where the fuck were you for all the WoW expansions after Burning Crusade? Where were you for that shit show that was Starcraft 2 and all 3 of its expansions? Where were you for Diablo 3? Yes Blizzard is retarded.
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>>386651368
Medic has a lot more tools under his belt than what Mercy has. It's a question with a pretty obvious answer. He also has a lot more personality.
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>>386651368
Medic has far more combat options so obviously him. Not to mention that he has no regard for non-avian life while Mercy detests violence so she'd be awful at killing things.
>>386657184
Mercy is the most reliable healer on consoles (good fucking luck healing a twitchy spastic Genji with Ana with a fucking controller.)
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>>386662204
Ludwig
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Here's a better question
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>>386662416
>jap characters: bullshit family drama and a thin connection to bushido
>korean character: esports meme
>chinese character: literal normie with no chinese influence
>latino character: l33t haxor who was in a drug cartel (kek)
>other latino character: literally no backstory
I will never understand why people like this bullshit. As someone who genuinely loves researching other cultures, Overwatch has paper thin character design with the most bare bone of culture influence.
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>>386662789
Even if you discount Ana because twin stick aiming is terrible, that still leaves Zenyatta and Lucio as far better.

Unless there's some weird console-specific balances. I remember they did something about Torbjorn but I have no idea how the console versions are different from PC.
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>>386662891
>chinese character: literal normie with no chinese influence

what did you want? A character that's dirty, rude, runs oven children while driving and eats dogs?
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>qt more threatening than a man coming at you with an ubersaw
I don't think so.
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>>386662891
Hanzo is the one with shit cribbed from marathoning a bunch of samurai films. Genji is just one keyblade short of being a bad deviantArt OC.
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>>386662839
>woman goes to (((college))) to practice something that merely pretends to be medicine

I feel like psychiatry was invented for people who want to learn to bullshit others.
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>>386662839
>females are too scared to play other dps roles because of harrasement
why the fuck is everything connected to their fucking sex for them. Pretty sure most people who play online games get shit for anything they do because 1) people are assholes or 2) people are bored

but the fuck is with women having to become victims? Do they honestly believe that they wouldn't exerpience people fucking with them if they had a fucking cock and a deep voice? I mean fuck, the squeakers get more shit than women do
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>>386662891
>chinese character: literal normie with no chinese influence
China actually hate Mei because of that. She's chinese in name only.
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>>386662789
>non-avian

he only loves birds?
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>>386663083
>why the fuck is everything connected to their fucking sex for them

95% of women have no personality beyond being a woman thanks to evolution. It's like asking you to not look at asses.
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>>386662891
You forgot
>zarya
>trans character from one of the most transphobic country ever
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>>386663076
Psychiatrists are actual MD/DOs, they have to go to medical school. You're thinking of psychology and sociology.
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>>386652468
>>386655484
>>386662216
>tf2 babbies
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>>386662839
>people go to college for years just to make the equivalent of an elaborated shitpost
Really makes you think.
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>>386662839
>Goils can only identify with female characters
>Female characters that are exactly like them(or rather, their ideal self)
>"Wahh men are so narrow minded!"

>Meanwhile males can identify with anyone, both sexes, and will main whomever they like regardless of character's gender

Hm...
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>>386651820
>kills people so infrequently there's a specific voice line before it because "you arent supposed to do that"

ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING
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>>386663541
ZAT WAS DOCTOR-ASSISTED HOMICIDE
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>>386651368
>glorious german ubermench vs dirty swiss larper
Really activates my almonds.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0IcF7qMoPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-86sw7GeMfc
WHO WINS?
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>>386651482
Are you saying you prefer manly hands over having a cute girl's hands in your guts?
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>>386663726
>TF2's godtier banter and writing vs Blizzard "writing"

That's just not a fair fight.
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>>386663697
>>386663726
>mercy - submissive and kind and compassionate healer
>medic - psychopathic and maniacal german with literally no compassion or empathy
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>>386663857
Ah Blizzard, the Dreamworks of the video game industry
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>>386662976
Mercy heals much faster than either Lúcio or Zenyatta.
>>386663123
Yes, his pet Archimedes.
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>>386662789
>He plays fps games on console
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>>386662789
Of course Mercy would detest violence, they wanted to go for the laziest trope for their submissive healer
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>>386651820
not to mention:

>brought back the sniper from death after long hours
>did basically the same for a lot of the cast
>with nothing but scalpels and his own underwear
>is also the proud father (in a technical sense) of a large number of baby baboons.

>>386663249
Zarya will and will always be the inferior russian waifu.

Zhanna is the best except its really hard to 'waifu' her since her relationship with soldier is one of the best parts of the comic.

>>386663830
Same goes for the comics. The art in some of the OW comics is nice, but the tf2 comics are goddamn lightyears ahead in therms of quality.

>plot that at this point became way more interesting than the game itself
>full of humour and personality
>makes amazing use if its medium,
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>>386663123
Watch Meet the Medic even if you never plan on playing the game.
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There's advantages to both of them.

Resurrect and Uber are both massive game-changing events that can swing a battle majorly, but aren't unstoppable (Mercy's depend on alot of factors, Medics drops if he dies and can be delayed by a Pyro/Soldier/Demo)

Mercy is easily more mobile even if it depends on the team, and has the better main weapon at anything but super close range. She can also buff damage which is nice.

Medic's big advantage is in his unlocks. Kritz has alot of uses, Vaccinator is fun if you want to actually play the game and still be Medic, and Quick Fix....uh....Dual Rocket Jumping is great! But with the Crossbow and quite a few melee weapons that do all sorts of nonsense, it gives the Medic alot more flexibility than Mercy has.

Both fill the "Good And Reliable Healer" roll very well, though Overwatch has made me really yearn for more healing based classes in TF2.
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>>386663726
>TF2 voice lines vs Overwatch voice lines
That's just a straight up slaughter, Anon.
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>>386664530
The difference is that Medic's uber is used to take out objectives.

Mercy's is to just erase the objective the enemy team has accomplished. Not to mention all she has to do is press fucking R. Also the objective are "killing the enemy players" so it's the most basic of objective
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So is TF3 going to come out any time soon or is Valve just letting blizzard bury them?
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>>386663249
...Zarya isn't trans though.
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>>386664830
Pressing one button, as well as avoiding death until the opertune time, then getting to the most opertune position, and doing all of this while the entire enemy team is or at least should be gunning for her.

Now the Medic has alot of this shit too but all he does mechanically is press a button and also try to stay near the uber target, which yes can be a bit harder than anything Mercy does. Mechanically, again.

Point is that still yet both have advantages and dissadvantages. Medic's is more reliable as all you have to do to get use out of an Uber is time it right, whilst Mercy has to wait for good opertunities to use it, which is why her Resurrect is something she gets to keep after death and use more often. Also as far as I remember there's nothing in TF2 that can straight up prevent you from using your Uber like Sombra's Hack/EMP.

I guess there's the Pompson but does that thing ever get used? I mean the Shotgun is always great and the Rescue Ranger even post nerf looks like it's still the Turtle Engie's weapon of choice.
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>>386666229
>Pressing one button, as well as avoiding death until the opertune time, then getting to the most opertune position, and doing all of this while the entire enemy team is or at least should be gunning for her.
The fact that you think Mercy requiring actual positioning and not just being able to click "R" and use her ultimate is a defense of her AoE means you are a fucking retard
Every fucking ultimate and weapon in any fucking competitive fps needs good positioning you fucking mongoloid.
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>i have to prove i'm not gay by favoring the female character over the male and ignoring every objective reason why the male character might be better because i'm just that desperate for pussy


this thread creates some interesting strawmans from all the insecure waifufags
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>>386666517
First off...why R?

Second off the point was that opportunities for good Resurrects don't always present themselves.

You have to be alive as Mercy.

Your team has to die fairly close to each other, both in terms of distance and time.

You have to not get hacked by Sombra.

You have to not get shot by the enemy team before you get to where you need to be.

And you have to have your ultimate up when all this other shit happens.

Again, Medic can pop his Uber at any time he has it and probably get some use out of it, even if he has to pop and flee back to find a teammate when his intended uber target gets sniped or otherwise gibbed in an instant. He don't get to keep it if he dies, so pop or drop.

Mercy doesn't have to worry about that but if you use a Resurrect to only bring back one player, even if that was your tank or something else important, you'll probably live to regret it.

Besides I don't really understand the point of this. Even if one was just that much easier to use than the other, that doesn't take away from both being big, game swinging events.
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>>386665526
>TF3
Not a chance
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>>386667120
>all this reddit spacing
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>>386661979
"Better not tell your friends about that"
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>>386665526
TF2: Episode 1 maybe
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IT IS THE SOUND OF PROGRESS
Seriously, it's not even a contest
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>>386663034
>A character that's dirty, rude, runs oven children while driving and eats dogs
Yes and he should sound like kahn from koth
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>>386663697

>tschörman übermensch kek
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>>386651368
O'Long Johnson
His saliva cures AIDS
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>>386651368
Medic, because Mercy is just a shameless clone by devs too lazy to make a new character
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resurrection is only useful when your team is bad enough to die, Ubercharge is useful all the time
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>>386656553
>When you see Heavy in his cabin with his mother and sisters
10/10 absolute family man would let him raise my children if I died.
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>stay with your team and heal them to the last
>wow report shit mercy 0 ress
>hide like a bitch
>ress 4 people once
>potg
So this is the power of blizzard fanbase.
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>>386670957
whoever though resurrect was a good idea for an ult is retarded. encouraging healers to abandon their team and hide is stupid beyond words.
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>>386671650
>blizzard
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>>386661496
>mfw i stunlock the enemy ruckus with snek
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>>386651368
>Play TF2 for the first time in months after playing OW
>Medic can't fly to people
>Medigun beam is shorter than Mercy's
>Health doesn't regen in 2 seconds
>Uber doesn't stay when you die unlike Mercy's ult
>mfw I actually have to watch my positioning, health and ubercharge instead of just mindlessly healing people and flying away when I become a target

Man I'm not saying TF2 is the most hardcore game ever but OW made me a fucking lazy medic
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>>386671650
>hey lets create an ult that lets you revive a player
>"that's never been done in an fps or moba before, isn't that kind of overpowered?"
>don't worry we'll make it aoe!
>'what that makes it worse, why not inst-"
>"one button and you can bring everyone back to life, even from the spawn!"
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>>386672490
It feels like only yesterday when people were calling Tf2 casual
then overwatch came out and now people are rethinking of how they feel about TF2
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>>386667120
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>>386674335
well TF2 is very casual but it does casual play really fucking well
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>>386651820
>invented her own technology
>resurrects people on a regular basis
>Does a surprising amount of damage
>Healer since her young days
>Can fly
>Aryan
>Self healing
>Gorgeous Porn animations

vs.

>Bad english
>Mad scientist
>Nazi
>Autistic fan animations make everyone cringe
>MODS MAKE HIM GREAT
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>>386651820
>was BLACKED by Doomfist
You're showing your insecurities anon
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>>386653854
t. austrian
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Superior combat medic? how about the battle medic. This is the best, faggot.
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>>386663285
>pokefags
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>>386675341
nice hair punk
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>>386654038
That's because you play Overwatch so everyone is a faggot by default.
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>>386675578
I'm sorry, what is your autism trying to say?
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>>386662839
>this dumbass post received 9 gold medals, whatever the fuck that means
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>>386653469
>>hacks
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>>386675754
it means 9 beta orbiters paid $10 each for a chance at having sex with her
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>>386651820
We're done here.
Well done.
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>>386651460
And than your English.
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>>386672767
>man this ult is by far the best in the game but brain dead mercy players keep dying after using it
>i know lets buff it so she becomes invincible after using it as well
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>>386651820
/thread
I cannot even comprehend how someone would preffer Mercy over the doc.
The only people i could think that would preffer her are healslut posters.
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>>386672490
>spongebob reaction image
I didn't realize I was on facebook.
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>>386652337
>worst healer in her own game

Uh, when was the last time you actually played overwatch?
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>>386676078
>criticizing grammar on a 5 hour old post
Brain damage?
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I've only played like 10 games of TF2 and can confidently say medic is way more fun to play.
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ITT: Mercyfags get btfo'd by the superiorMedic and resort to stale and shitty bait
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>>386678603
>resort to stale and shitty bait
like yours?
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>>386658439
They confirmed to avoid controversy, even though he was alive while Nazi Germany ruled Europe
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>Mercy is sometimes a demon
>Medic has cheated the devil
Checkmate Athiest
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>>386654296
EXCUSE ME
I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
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>>386651368
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How the hell does anybody prefer playing Mercy over Medic is beyond me. Oh man, you sure like to play hide and go Q
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>>386663816
I'd prefer an experienced professional over a woman, yes. You're a fucking idiot if you'd trust something as vital as your health to a woman. This is why you're a lonely virgin.
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>>386679797
I didn't play Overwatch for that long, but I much proffered Ana over Mercy. Ana had a far more versatile kit, and rewarded good aim with the best single target healing in the game.
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>>386680050

Ana brought a fresh flavor to Overwatch.
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Does any straight guy play Mercy without thinking with their dick?
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>>386651482
>>386679960
Medfag here, a slight majority of doctors are women. No one really gives a shit about autistic sperging about genders because we're too busy saving lives to care
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>>386679797
You have much more mobility.
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Medic. He's more fun to play.
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>>386670170
MIHN LOOK, HILLBILLY NEIGHBOR FINALLY PUSHING CART!
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>>386680261
It felt good because it felt like she rewarded good play. She is also the most "involved" of all the healers, and that's what I liked about her. As Ana there was always something for you to be doing, denying healing, healing, damaging enemies, Sleep Darting high-priority targets that are using their Ult. She was just a genuinely fun character to play as, too bad the rest of the game is shit.
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>>386664034
Doctors are pacifists, what did you expect?
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>>386680460

She's not even the best at mobility in her own category let alone the entire game. Mercy might be essential but she's the most boring outta all the elements Blizzard took when they cut up Medic into different characters.
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>>386661496
Is that the summer skin for Ana?
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>>386664074
>except its really hard to 'waifu' her since her relationship with soldier is one of the best parts of the comic.
You can still think about Zhanna thinking you're hitting on her man and using your face as her chair as punishment
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>>386680406
>slight majority

>slight
>majority

wat
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>>386681070
Think like 60/40, not an overly huge difference
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>>386680970
So what? Between mercy and tf2 medic, mercy have way more mobility.
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>>386657184
Her ult is literally "HEY RETARDS SUICIDE INTO THE ENEMY TEAM" which requires communication.
Reason why it sucks dick
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>>386681070
You aren't very intelligent, are you?
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>>386653572
even if Winston could somehow match the Sticky jumps speed and distance it would be with the press of a button.

no risk or reward of damaging yourself for mobility or positioning yourself effectively with the stickies to manipulate velocity or hang time.

I like playing Overwatch but it's a little too simple and less rewarding versus TF2
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>>386675078
Now look here, I'm a massive Mercy lovin', waifufaggin', babby game playin' cuck, but what's wrong with Medic being a Nazi?
Frankly that makes him a much more loveable character.
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>>386657943
He was merely happy to see them
He also spent billions bringing one back to life
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>>386658394
>at least they care.
Have you played a game with doomfist?
if they cared they would have done anything to stop the mad man
OW is genuinely a worse game now thanks to doomfist
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Mercy feels like a more boring Medic to play tb.h
The penalty of dieing as Medic (losing your Uber Charge) is also far greater then Mercy who keeps her ult on death.
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>>386681220

What kind of argument is that? Are you baiting me? Her mobility is braindead. It doesn't open up options. Every single Mercy player uses it as an escape, pair up with Pharah, and for an easy Q. It doesn't require any complexity to it. I wouldn't even call it mobility since you have no control over it outside of picking a target. Everything is done for you. At least Lucio requires steering. Medic has options and strategies that switch him from a frontliner to a backliner and vice versa. Mercy can "move more freely" across the map only in relation to where her team mates are. That's not mobility. That's dependence.
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watching overwatch at a competitive level is the dullest fucking thing i've ever seen. literally 'wait for mercy to ress everyone when we start losing the chokepoint'.
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>>386651565
Supporting is part of being a combat medic you retard.
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>>386682458
>Death
>Any consequence in Overwatch

The only time death matters is when ult is wasted in the last rush towards the objective. Outside of that, death has no consequence whatsoever in Overwatch.
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is there a single shooting game like overwatch where the shooting is perhaps the shittiest part of the game?
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>>386682885

The unfortunate truth we are all not willing to admit is we hate that Overwatch is built around whoever has the best synergy of their ults. Mercy is essential in that she makes that strategy redundant. The strategy of stacked ults falters when there's a possibility it can be reversed around and the opposing team carry out their own wave of Q's. Mercy is horrifyingly boring but she's essential to combating the irritating "Press Q to win" strategy.

Blizzard making all escape options obsolete with Zarya really says a lot about the direction they want this game to take.
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>>386660375
Not an argument. Mercy is hot as fuck.
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>>386680617

For me its Lucio, I like playing a healing class who we all know is going to have the highest priority against an enemy team in the open so making him difficult to hit is an interesting take on it. He feels like such an aggressive character. Too bad Blizzard keeps trying to find little ways to make his battle strategy redundant. The amount of work I have to do as Lucio versus when I'm Zenyatta or Ana to make up as a secondary healer is outstanding. Plus his projectile damage is shit compared to other characters with hitscan. I never quite understood why Overwatch decided projectiles should be weaker than hitscan.
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>>386678727
tf2 based on the comics takes place in 1970
meaning even if he is at the most 40 he would have only been 15 when ww2 ended
also the tf2 universe is completely fictionalized and the lore is inconsistent
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mercy's not even the cutest swiss chick in gaming
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>>386683371
tf2
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>>386651820
T h i s
>Medic revives sniper after he fucking dies
>He even bested the devil and came back to life himself

>Mercy tries to save reaper from 1 measly explosion
>Turns him into a spooky ghost man in constant pain
No contest
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Mercy is the sexier o-
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>>386656048
You forgot teleporters. Hell his is superior to Symmetra's because it doesnt fucking break after 6 uses
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>>386675078
Medic has better porn
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>>386681132
60/40 would be 50% more female doctors than male. Thats a huge difference. Are you fucking retarded?
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>>386651368
Medic ubersaw can take down entire team sometimes. Don't underestimate this mother fucker.
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Dirty Bomb medics are truly combat medics
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>>386684897
>Not even posting the best BD medic
why?
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>>386685038
what game is this cutie pie from
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>>386685038
>best medic
>can't even meme on people with shotguns that deal fuckhuge damage
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>>386685112
Dirty Bomb

It's modern wolfenstein ET
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>>386685324
>Missing headshots
Git gud

>>386685526
ruined her
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>>386684897
>>386685038
That's not Phoenix you turdsmears.


Also medic could beat Mercy easy, fucking useless braindead hero for stupid women to play when they're busy jerking off their chad or playing idle clicker games.
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every time DB is mentioned it kills the thread

when will you fuckers learn?
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>>386684191
Please go back to grade school
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>>386675341
>5 players on release
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Reminder that Overwatch is living in the heads of TF2fags
RENT
FREE
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>>386680406
Affirmative action, women doctors are usually shit.
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>>386686070
>autisticly exaggerating
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>>386651368
Healslut FTW
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>>386686247
>affirmative action in medicine
Lel no, the hiring process is incredibly complex
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>>386675078
Mercyfags are so retarded they put Aryan and Nazi on opposing ends of an argument
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>>386679717
does she have a healing beam?
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>>386686410
No it isn't, tons of doctors are incredibly shitty. More women are shitty than men, like everything in life.

You can refute it until you're red in your delusional little face but facts don't change on the whim of bias.
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>>386651368
If Mercy was healing a TF2 Soldier, her higher healing rate, flying ability, one button resurrection and minicrits on demand would be broken as fuck
Meanwhile a TF2 Medic healing a Mercy wouldn't be able to keep up with her flight, his overheal would be gone in seconds and his low heal rate unable to keep everyone topped up in battle, and his Ubercharge would get wasted as a Lucio boops him far away from his team.
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>>386686612
Yeah I should totally believe some /v/irgin who only went to a clinic to get some bed sores checked out over my own actual experience as a medical professional
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>>386686247

Oh my God is your idea of a good doctor literally built around candidacy selection
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>>386686612
>Facts
>Has posted nothing
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>>386686612
Do one for Black men vs White men, white boi.
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>>386687015
Sickle cell.
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>>386687015
Want a glass of milk?
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>>386686853
How many licensed physicians do you know who never went to medical school?
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>>386686612
>I have no idea what I'm talking about: the post
That chart would have worked for athletes, bit not fucking doctors
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>>386687254

Moron, I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about him thinking affirmative action doesn't produce good doctors. He's focusing on the fact that black man got chosen over the brown man. Whoopdee fucking doo, a doctor went to medical school and became a proper doctor.
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>>386687423
That's the same man you retard he pretended to be black to get into medical school.
Answer my question skidmark.
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>>386652130
mvm is canon retard
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>>386687539
You can't just fake your race to get into medical school, you need to write your MCAT
And even then going through med school is a huge endeavour. You need to write three 8-hour long exams, and if your schools aren't high enough in the stupidly competitive field your application is automatically filtered out of the system for job interviews
And even after you get an interview and a job, your internship can be terminated when it's up for renewal if your performance isn't considered good enough
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>>386687883
Scores aren't high enough*
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>>386656339
Aw man, do you know where I can find the data? Sounds like a fun read.
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>>386686248
Is he really, anon?
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>>386687883
>You can't just fake your race to get into medical school
You're done. Kill yourself.
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>>386687997
Must be a shit school. Doesn't mean shit of he can't survive the rest if med school
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>>386651368
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>>386688215
Goalposts, you lose and you're a loser.
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>>386680406
>saving lives
>This is how pediatricians who spent 8 years in school, 3 in residency, and likely amounted serious debt unless they opted to work in the ghetto after graduation, justify finally being qualified to convey the readable instructions on a pill bottle to patients

Either you're a surgeon or your a failure.
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>>386688215
It was Washington University
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>>386687997
Nice sources you flaming faggot

>>386688252
>arguing about affirmative action in the hiring process at hospitals
>uses a student as an example
Who's the one moving goal posts?
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>>386688215
I'm not that anon but those are some weak answers man
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>>386688340
OBGYN

You're still an idiot if you think people just read labels in Peds
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>>386688398
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2017/08/06/harvard-race-admissions-vijay-jojo-chokal-ingam-smerconish-sot.cnn

I said you're done, get out of my sight.
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>>386688550
>schools
>the same as a hospital
Still moving goal posts there bud
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>>386688340
t. Jobless virgin
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>>386687015
Blacks have denser bones, and their leg muscles develop in a way that's better for running. It's why you see a lot of succesful black handegg players, and why track is a black dominated sport at high levels. However white people are leaner, and taller (on average, basketball is weird because it's more a cultural thing, where black people play more basketball due to it being a very cheap sport, hell most school gyms are basketball courts). Whites are one of the two highest testosterone producing ethnicities along with blacks, which is why they dominate physical sports. Swimming is white dominated due to white people being leaner, and having less bone density. Asians don't have the testosterone, body size, or muscle mass to be good enough overall, but they're better than black people due to not-dense bones. There's also an interesting point with east asia being one of the only places to use the silver ratio, while pretty much the rest of the world utilized the golden ratio, which is mildly interesting, and has to do with differing body proportions found in east asians.

Basically blacks are better with running, whites are better with sports that utilize a wider variety of muscles in different ways, and when it comes to more physical sports are pretty much completely physically superior to other ethnicities. whites also have the largest average brain size along with east asians which dwarf other ethnicities but that's much less related. Whites big brain high test,
blacks small brain high test, east asians big brain low test.
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>>386662172
>have to add
she's Swedish anon, it's like second nature for them folk.
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>>386655619
real deal right here
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>>386688939
Blacks have more intertwined blood vessels to the muscles for long physical loads like running across a , whereas whites have muscles better at working without oxygen like swimming

Brain size means fuck all when human brains dwarf most other species relative to body mass, it's all about the interconnections within the brain
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>>386689104
She's Swiss, not Swedish

Dumb /pol/poster
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>>386688685
>Assravaged

>>386688474
I've no doubt they do more, can't you take a lil' chiding on a Malaysian silent image domain? I just don't think very highly of professions where the main difficulty is becoming an encyclopedia of the things you encounter (memorizing), instead of constantly being required to do dynamic and pressing issue resolutions. It's why I see pediatricians and dentists as honestly low tier, and surgeons as the real deal.

>>386688685
>t. poster
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>>386686054
60/40 = 1.5. Please go back to whatever shithole you came from.
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>>386689417
>he actually took it as a formula and divided it
Never mind you're just autistic
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>>386660375
I'm unironically a waifufag apologist and I think overwatch is garbage.
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>>386689397
I'm sure Peds have to know and be able to diagnose and treat childhood disorders as well
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>>386651975
An attempt at discussion with zero criticism is masturbation.

Criticism of something or disliking something is discussion. If you came here for masturbation, I can help with that, but, don't pretend that you're here for discussion.
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>>386651368
no weeb shit always
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>>386689561
Do they?

How often have you questioned what your pediatrician told you about your child's psychological disorders since you're not a fucking doctor?

They can literally say whatever they want, a parent won't know until years later most likely, and they the doctor can just shrug, and say that psychology isn't a hard science and it changes almost yearly.
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>>386690179
I am a doctor so I think I do know

Stop living in an alternate reality
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>>386679717
dude, there are no healers in paladins. game has regen health.
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>>386690321
I have a Poland Syndrome which is blatantly obvious due to a complete absence of my pectoralis major and deformation of my pectoralis minor and biceps brachii. My pediatrician didn't notice until I was 17 and asked him what was up with it. I live in the south shore in Massachusetts so medical care is pretty good, and I had one of the considered to be higher quality pediatricians in the area. I'd met with the guy at least 30 times growing up.

I'm a little jaded sure, but pediatricians seem like a joke.
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>>386689561
Which comes down to check the signs, eliminate possible confounding or alternative causes, and the either prescribe something or redirect to a specialist. It's going down a mental check list to find a cause and knowing what to give to solve it. And most of the time there's no big pressure or hurry.

Surgeons need to know what's causing what, how to cure it, and also often work under the pressure of a persons life in their hands. There's a lot of little places you could nick inside a person and accidentally kill them, so no small measure of manual dexterity is also needed.

Again, I just don't see the huge hype around a lot of medical professions, and don't understand the inflated ego lots of medical specialists get just because they had 4 more years of weeding out.
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Any DB medic over any OW character.
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>>386651368
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>>386651820
/thread
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>>386652547
>TFC
are you an idiot that thing is a travesty even the devs say so
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>>386690578
You expect any doctor to pick out a rare as fuck condition that "In most cases, the abnormalities in the chest area do not cause health problems or affect movement"?

>>386690628
Which is why in surgery we have to go through much longer residencies. But you're still brushing off primary care as if it's some joke. In surgery we tend to specialize and forget the rest, but primary care physicians have to know everything enough to not ruin a person's life.
They're actually on par with internists with psychiatrists being at the bottom. Though I know a lot of neuro specialists who do psychiatry on the side
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>>386683893

But she did turn Genji into a walking half-man half-robot horror
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I'm just here to lament the fact that I missed the Mercy feet thread before it got deleted.
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>>386690384
Wat? Have you even played the game?
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>>386663726
>EVERYONE STILL ALIVE HAS LET ME DOWN
>I TOILED IN GOD'S DOMAIN! AAGGHHH!!
>Do you ever worry that you're going mad? Well, not worry. I mean, I'm certainly not up at night about it.
>[Evil Laughter, Snort]
>WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND OPINION? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY

vs

>Medic! Wait, that's me!
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>Patching you up!
>You might not want to tell your friends about that.
>Mercy on call.
>Would you like a second opinion?
>The prognosis... is not good.
>I'm not a miracle worker! Well, not always.
>[Lewd Grunting Noises, Lewder Heavy Breathing]
>I have the distinct feeling that I'm needed somewhere.
>How barbaric.
>Turn the other cheek!
>All I've ever wanted is to save lives.

R8
>>
Where is the porn
>>
Is it even possible to have a thread on 4chan that involves a white women to never devolve into shit about blacks.
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>>386691101
>But you're still brushing off primary care as if it's some joke
If the hurdles you have to go through to get into any medical profession are a joke, then it's one fucked joke. And I'd more accurately call the bar of primary care a load of inflated shit and drudgery, for the level at which you ultimately have to perform. Which leads me to my next point.

A plethora of things you have can diagnosed/ get done for/with you in primary care are not life threatening or ruining, and I've had more then a few primary care specialists in my area fail at even those simpler ones. 3 god damn separate ones failed to identify allergies in me as a child. 5 failed to tell I had a deviated septum to boot. Literally how.

Breadth of knowledge can't be equated to depth of knowledge, but having to apply a breadth of knowledge at a low-risk environment (besides the constant threat all health care specialists face of someone trying to force a malpractice claim) can't be fairly called on par with working in a often high stakes, do right then, or have your patient die environment.
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>>386689212
Brain size means everything when it comes to forming civilizations.

>>386689104
Mercy is Swiss you dumb cuckposter.
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>>386691101
I expect a doctor to look at me and say "woah dude, your chest is fucked, let me check that out for you"

This guy looks almost spot on for what I do. How do you not notice that at some point over 17 years?
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>>386688598
>NUH UH IT DOESNT COUNT NO NO NO LMAO
not even him but get outta here, go get your noodles untwisted
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>>386688241 >get flechette launcher >i am god, fuck your lightsaber bullshit
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>>386651368
medic of course
mercy is literal fapbait
>>
I know this thread isn't about video games anymore but I want to say that Mercy mains are tards who probably have trouble on VS AI mode.
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>>386689397
>dentists
Don't fuck with dentists man. They are either hacks or an artist there is no middleground.
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>>386651368
The medic and that's the bottom line!
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>>386692424
I'm in the military now and after 3 hack civilian dentists and a hack military dentist I was pretty jaded on dentists.

Now I have a dentist that is literally a wizard. He legit races himself to see how fast he can do shit, my teeth look absolutely stellar when he's done with them, and I've never felt a damn thing he was doing in my mouth.
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>>386692170
Meh, doesn't make a difference. It's a non issue and doctors would rather not scare kids and their parents
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>>386692227
Schools and Hospitals are literally 2 different things you tard
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>>386692737
>non-issue
I guess, depending on what you want to do in life. It took me an extra 10 months to join the army because of the waiver I needed to get though and it has drastically impacted how I approach lifting at the gym. Seems like a bit of an issue to me.
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>>386663857
>>mercy - submissive and kind and compassionate healer
remember on release when she had some voice lines that were her being dismissive to people and being something other than a waifu cocksleeve?
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>>386692896
>joining the world's biggest day care
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>>386692974
The world's biggest daycare is the education system, dummy.
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>>386692584
>had to get 2 root canal procedures to hack dentists that can't even fill a cavity properly
Good dentists are a godsend, the best ones do procedures smoother than butter.
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>>386686612
>she can do this
lol
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>>386680406
>MUH SAVING LIVES
Actual medfag here. No one in the field gives a single shit about saving lives, in fact, watching people die is daily shit, and you don't really save lives anytime unless you're working at the Maximum Urgency of an ER or an ICU.
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>>386693510
Yeah, but how many buttholes do you get to look at
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>>386651368
Both succ.
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>>386653572
i play both games and in a single leap he cant unless he pops his ult im pretty sure
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>>386692303
>Crushing jedi scum that block your glorious solid-slug shotgun
>Using detonators to blow entire groups of them away
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>>386693510
Must be a general surgery intern. First year isn't all that easy is it?
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>>386688474
>OBGYN
And you say you save lives? No one fucking ever is at risk of dying at OBGYN. All you do is help women shit their kids. You're probably gay as well.

>>386689397
Surgeons are the dumbshit idiots who prefer to saw bones like a bricklayer instead of studying shit.

Endocrinology is the only true medicine.
>>
>>386693604
>He thinks sticking your fingers in STD ridden orifices from which shit and blood comes out is pleasant.
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>>386659193
>tfw engineer's dad dies off screen without even seeing his son
wtf valve
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>>386694178
It was a joke, genius
>>
>>386693681
medics in battlefield/other military games are always the coolest dudes
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>>386693935
Wew lad. Not even that faggot, but before modern medicine, childbirth mortality was through the fucking roof, and it's why the average age was 35.
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>>386651368
The one that gets crits with his/her melee EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
WITHOUT
FAIL
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>>386651456
This is the cancer of waifufaggotry in action.
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>>386693935
How fucking dumb are you? Have you never heard of in utero surgeries?
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>>386655415
>the game from 2007 has less polies than the game from 2016
#wow #whoa
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>>386679717
Look at that tummy, I said look aT THAT STOMACH
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>>386693935
Is your mom's boyfriend an endocrinologist?
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>>386683749
but ww2 actually happened in the tf2 lore, its on the soldier proffile.

>Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
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>>386652337
>healing rampup to encourage players to stay in the fight instead of just getting themselves killed
The mechanic is
>dont get hurt for 15 seconds before you can be healed fullspeed
This does not reward players for anything other than leaving the fight and chances are there is a medpack 5 seconds away
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>>386696882
>Awarded several medals that he designed and made himself
Fucking lol
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>watch guy with $250 hat and $50 weapon blatantly hacking
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>>386651820
>was BLACKED by Doomfist

Anon you have no proof to sustain that claim.
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