>egyptian level
>jackals, mummies and silly birds are enemies
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>>386647043
Is it gay if I wanna fuck Anubis?
>>386647153
Yes.
>>386647043
Almost like they're apart of its history. Their "lore" even.
>egyptian level
>generic egypt music starts playing
>find the ankhs
>>386647043
Because all those things are fucking rad
>>386647153
but if its female anubis..
>Egyptian lvel
>Pharaohs are black
>>386647286
I should specify here that I have no interest in fucking female Anubis.
>>386647214
Except they don't even use the actual evil shit in Egyptian mythos.
>>386647043
>modern egyptian level
>jackals only
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW
>egyptian level
>YHWH is the enemy
>>386647153
no, i want to fuck Anubis(male) too.
>>386647538
BY THE EYE OF HORUS
>>386647538
I SEND MY SCOURGE I SEND MY SWORD
But there's also Zombie Jackals in MTG
>>386647043
>>386647982
Fuckin Jackal bullshit, they should've been Hounds goddammit.
>>386647043
>under-represented mythology
>bitches about clichés
you could also fight: scarabs, gators, snakes, skorprions, lions (imported), hawks, demons from the underworld
>>386647043
>Egyptian level
What a second, is this....?
>>386647758
BY THE POWER OF RA
>>386648291
a muthafuggin...
>>386648358JoJo reference?
>>386647043
>egyptian level
>you have to fight suicide bombers
>and they have no heads
>>386648358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>386648174
>forgetting locusts
>>386647359
Definitely gay. But hey that's fine, look where you are! Everyone's god a mancrush.
I'd prefer a female anubisor a trap.
>>386648798
Damn it. Should have gone more often to Sunday school
>entire game is egyptian level
>>386649057
>>386648798
I SEND THE SWARM I SEND THE HORDE
>>386649057
>we will never get Bloodborne 2 in Ancient Egypt
we could've been alien plagues and shiiiet
>>386649057
>Pharaos Curse Gold
>Egyptian water level
the best
>Egyptian level
>Stargate theme plays
>tfw winning with a birds only control deck
>>386649678
I know that feel.
>>386650367
Dumb W/U player
I hate you assholes the most.
>>386647976
SO SAYETH THE LORD
>egyptian setting
>anubis is evil
>egyptian mythology setting
>ra, osiris, horus and isis are the only gods used
>>386652625
>Egyptian setting
>Anubis is a furry
>>386648798
>tfw they just unveiled a card that goes infinite with this.
>>386647153
Maybe
>>386653593
was wondering when you'd post
What's your standard deck /v/?
>>386653908
Any tips for a newbie on building a standard deck? Been doing draft for about a month now.
BTW two headed giant is one of my favorite game modes.
>>386647043
>egyptian game
>WE
t-thanks /pol/
>entire game is the Egyptian level
>>386654229
Damn dude, that's an old bird.Still not that important.
>>386654287
Get some inspiration from
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/standard#paper
>>386653908
TEMUR
ENERGY
M
U
R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gs0oqX1gKY
>>386654496
They actually were at one point. Death penalty for harming them in ancient egypt.
>>386653908
B/G Delirium, I love it and for some reason it's good at making people mad
I hate how Standard rotation is a single year now, almost all the cards past Eldritch Moon are unwieldly gimmicks and because of the rotation being so short all the decks will be the same.
>>386654674
>>386655597
Good taste
>egyptian level
>no egyptian kangs
why is THIS allowed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
>>386647153
No
>Egyptian level
>there's Egyptian things on it
>it doesn't have muh obscure Egyptian lesser known things that I looked up online and makes me feel special
Egyptian hipsters kys
>entire game takes place in egypt
>headless zombies, lava golems, 4-armed space reptiles, giant frogs and electric fishes are enemies
So what are the best Egyptian levels or games?
>Egyptian level
>British voice acting
>thought this card was a gimmicky casual toy
>turns out it's the backbone of a raft of reanimator decks and is now fucking everywhere
Man, I wanna play UW gifts so bad
>>386656836
The Egyptian levels
Scarab god is my waifu
>>386655852
Yeah, still annoying that my entire deck is going to be cycled out in just a year while Oath of the Gatewatch got to enjoy YEARS of being in Standard.
Seriously though, why did they switch the rotation to one year? What are all the decks even going to be? Kaladesh is near entirely gimmicks and Amonkhet had a lot of underwhelming cards too. The new zombie cards need the older ones to work
>>386657006
4x ABRADE
>>386654229
Vultures are cute!
CUTE!
>>386657208
>4x ABRADE
that doesn't really do much against Gift decks, as they run 4x copies of this card
>>386657183
God I hate Amonkhet and HoD
Looks like the Ixalan won't be much better
>>386647043
How can anyone fight that thing without popping a boner? How can straight males compete?
>>386657171
I am currently trying to go modern, but can't decide between affinity, elves and merfolk.
how would /v/ design an egyptian level?
>tfw your 4 chandras are worth so much cash right now
>>386657378
Boners give us strength
So does anybody know why so much of Serious Sam games take place in Egypt?
>>386653908
Either mono black or B/U zombies.
I love the snowballing that comes with it. It makes people very upset.
>>386653586
Which card? I'm considering adding bug bro here into my Izzet EDH, and I need more ideas to combo him with
>egyptian level
>egyptians are white
>>386658025
Stay woke
>>386647043
>tfw no PS4 Magic the Gathering game
It's not fair. They have Yugioh. Fucking racist Japs.
>>386658025
preach queen!
>>386658107
>>386647043
>silly birds
>>386658006
>>386658025
you're doing great sweetie
>>386658224
you know this just kills you, right?
>>386647286
It's gay
fortune cookies are masculine vaginas
>>386656490
SNIFF
>>386658224
oh.
oh boy.
I do love me some infinite draw. combine this with Laboratory Maniac and some counterspells, and there will be shenanigans. Too bad this infinite has no breaks without you destroying part of the combo
>>386658389
Not if you play it right, see related <<<
>>386658389
Laboratory Maniac
>Egyptian level
>boss canstop time
>egyptian level
>this song starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrPm5HVpEh0
>>386658527
>>386658543
Lab maniac wins are so passé
>>386647275
>Egyptian level
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>386647543
>objective: chase the jews
>>386658648
honestly dgaf. I'm the kind of autist that runs Painter's Servant mill, Keening Stone+Traumatize, and all that other jazz to hate on graveyards.
There's too many Timmy's in my group, I have to go turbo autist for my wins if I don't want to get beat down with unblockable hexproof Blightsteel Collossus
>>386648738
>Egyptian level
>find dead protagonist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKW_oqCoesg
>>386656676
>not being initiated
Did someone say Anubis?
>>386649229
One of the greatest games ever made?
>>386658527
A three card combo that needs three permanents to survive on the field seems pretty bad in edh. Just tutor up hermit druid if you want Lab Man wins.
>egypt level has snake enemies
>>386659036
has this bitch ever gone nude?
>>386647043
>Egyptian level
>Pharaohs look anglo
Does anybody remember the desert level in Paper Mario 64? Shit was cash
>>386649057
>>386659551
It was my favorite chapter.
Aren't WE missing something here?
>>386659619
Same. Least favorite- the fucking cloud place.
>>386657662
Lots of quicksand pits that kill you
One of the quicksand pits doesn't kill you and leads to a secret area
>>386659852
>desert biome
>quicksand
Would you?
>>386647043
>Egyptian level
>Mejeb enemies.
>>386660158
is there an uncensored version of this?
>>386656285
>Its a Japanese Egyptian level
>>386658587
>>386660450
Not that i have seen.
>>386660459
fuck off will smiff get's a pass
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tAfGzxmZ3E
>>386660546
Goddamnit. Thanks anyway.
I'd post something to help but all I have is pr0n and I've already been banned for posting that same picture here on /v/
>>386656953
It just works
>Game has Egyptian faction
>It's the coolest and best one
>>386661348
Isis a best. I also like Seth but Isis is more OP.
>>386661348
mah nigga
>>386661669
Isis for for winning long term, Seth for pissing people off with animal rush
>>386661752
I play more defensively and only use the animals to explore. Exploring with priests is boring.
>>386647043
>Complains about egypt
>Links fuckable female anubis
Look at how fucking long it took ubisoft to make the egypt based ac game, if anything egypt is HEAVILY unrepresented. And usually when it is on /v/ the threads always mutate into 'NO EGYPTIANS WHERE THIS RACE, NOT THAT RACE'
>>386661348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T4UKBST8P0
>>386661872
Try rushing your first town center upgrade as Seth while scouting out the enemy base. As soon as the upgrade is done use your god power to teleport your free Seth animals right into a group of workers and watch the mayhem unfold. It's the fucking best. And not useless either since you have a chance of slowing your opponents farming down.
>>386657006
>and is now fucking everywhere
A deck that won literally no matches in tournaments, it's fucking garbage.
>>386653593
wew laddie
>>386662240
Choosing Anubis? Really? I prefer the sphynx and snakes.
>>386660609
not if he legitimately believes that
>>386647043
I forgot the name of the game, where on Egyptian level mummy statues moved only when out of your sight.You also had sword that shoots projectiles.
>no sumerian or gaelic
>>386647428
Set wasn't evil. He was an accomplished war hero and totally deserved the throne over that twink Horus.
>>386662510
Hey, I like switching up my tactics from time to time
>>386659175
the table I play at is a lot of hugboxing until the Ally or Atraxa pop off. They like to play big things, and not bother with field wiping, so my normal Orzhov Taxes, or pure Artifact throw them for a loop. my Izzet deck already needs a lot of things to sit on the field to pop off, adding more things they have to worry about is good for me.
>>386659036
N-NANI?!
>>386663059
B-BAKANA!
>>386647153
Only if you get my sloppy seconds.
>Mfw the table I play at consists of Lanturn control, RW prision, Grixis DS, and some homebrew cat token deck
>>386653593
/agdg/ here
we're so sorry
>>386662652
Set was a dick.
>>386663382
Sorry for what?
>>386663458
>that image
brb killing and embalming self
>>386654465
The euro name is better. Also: if you can source it Powerslave EX is a great port of the console version to PC (fuck you copyright trolls).
>>386663458
Set is awesome.
He only became a villain after the demonization of his cult.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(deity)#Demonization_of_Set
>>386648782
Dem bois Aztec
>>386648291
>>386648421
>>386648358
Though Part 3 does eventually take place in Egypt, so carry on.
>>386659258
Cute snek
>>386653908
Black and Blue mill dick because even if I don't win, everyone else loses
who is the best god and why is it Bast?
>>386659258
Just imagine the horror of coming across a shedding that large.
>>386663382
For actually making a game?
>>386665104
I want to fuck that cat
>>386663978
Powerslave would be so much better if the enemies weren't fucking annoying.
>tiny scorpions
>spiders
>wasps
>those cat women that teleport all the fucking time
Also the hit detection is wonky as fuck, especially on your melee weapon. That said, Amun Bombs a best.
>>386662652
artist?
New asscreed looks like typical ubi turd
>>386665623
The Ring of Ra that is only in the console version (the weapon seen at the start of the webm) invalidates all other weaponry full stop (and its not even the last weapon you unlock!).
>>386665857
Yeah but you'll be using Amun Bombs for 90% of the game until you get the Ring.
>>386658707
>Travel back in time to ancient Egypt
>Find modern guns and ammo scattered around the levels
>>386663147
source?
>>386663978
http://www.dosgamers.com/dos/dos-games/powerslave-exhumed
>silly birds
wat
>>386666136
Which FPS is the best of all time and why is it Serious Sam?
>>386649293
Thus saith the lord
What's your opinion on Amonkhet?
I love the setting and it's on the same level like Ravnica and Kamigawa for me.
>>386669417
I hate Amonkhet and HoD desu. Looks like Ixalan won't be so much better. I like the south america concept but the dinosaur and pirate theme is bullshit.
>>386666306
Null-ghost, but its not a porn crop.
Neo Phyrexia and Mirrodin when?
>>386664261
>praising a one balled bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZtytj8c77o
>>386662652
But he ate semen!
>>386647043
i want a game that has a REAL egyptian setting. i'm talking about
>eating koushary in the morning
>zbeeking in zis brroken engalish
>getting poisoned when drinking from the nile
>harassing females with my group of ged'aan and blaming it on what they wear
>riding in a packed microbus in the middle of summer
>catching a qt's eye only to get cucked by muhammad
>fucking goats in the backyard before sunrise
but noooooooo, i get stuck with this ancient egypt shit.
>>386647153
fucking canada
>>386670429
Always a sign of marriage material.
>>386665104
I want to impregnate her
>>386662652
They both look so cute here. Who's the artist? Google gives me nothing.
>>386670732
>>386665104
>>386665528
What about this version of Bast?
>>386661348
I love all of the three original factions and almost every base god in this game. So much gameplay variety.
Age of Mythology is fucking great.
>>386670838
FUCK
>>386670775
Ovopack
>>386665104
>Not Taweret
Get your surface level shit out of here.
>>386658176
>Literal God-Men
>Stooping to Niggermemes
lol
>>386670953
Thanks friendo
>>386647043
>egyptian level
>no black enemies
How is this shit even allowed
what's going on In this thread?
>>386653908
>playing at gameday
>blocks ur path
>>386669925
>is a fucking hugeass dragon in SMT
>description still says he got castrated by Horus
>>386670924
That is Hathor not Bast. She is a war goddess and later on a cow themed fertility Goddess. In some accounts the Mother and in others the Daughter of Ra, Sometimes both at once.
>>386671338
More
>>386671338
MORE EGYPT RACES
>tfw you play a terrible game with your friends
>>386671446
Horus is an absolute dick and I don't know how anyone could say otherwise. He killed the best Primarch.
What's a good tournament format for mtg noobs?
>>386672127
EDH/Commander
>>386672127
There isn't one. If you're a noob play casually
>>386665104
I want her to take care of my household.
>>386672346
Is friday night and draft good?
>>386671695
Ah, but of course, the gods will not deign to have fun lest it be at the expense of mortals and not themselves.
>>386671536
Wasn't she called Sekhmet back when she was the lioness war goddess? I remember a story about Ra sending her to kill some mortals conspiring against him, but she got too into it and started wiping out humanity. Ra ended up dying a bunch of beer red and pouring it out on the ground-when the lioness-headed goddess stopped to lap up the blood of her victims, she got drunk, forgot what she was doing, and stumbled home to fall asleep.
Would you?
>>386653908
I'm building a UR focused on filling my graveyard with instant/sorc and then playing a big bad 15/4 Drake.
Playing with friends make it seem pretty good actually, I'll try it next Saturday at a standard showdown to see if it can win against that cancerous Red deck.
If it doesn't I'll just playTurbo Fognext week so I can make sure that if I can't have fun, nobody can
>>386670582
But anon. I'm a burger.
>>386665104
Bastet is best
>>386673954
>working with compost and soil while wearing clean white bandages
no i wouldnt
>>386657704
>tfw out of 80 packs, the only PW was a Nissa
Just opened my first HoD booster yesterday and got an invocation lel
>>386657546FOR THE FROZEN THRONE
>>386653593
>only one shota anubis pic entire thread
ffs lads. MORE
>>386656490
>easymode animu girl
No.
>>386663382
The only thing you should be sorry for is that it's not released yet. Buried bone is the only good thing to come out of /agdg/ and it was steam greenlit to boot.
>>386649057
Well, loosely based on the idea at least.
>>386653593
is it wrong that i want that ass on my face
>>386660609
Will Smith has been my favorite A-list actor for decades and even I agree he's a sap if he believes the shit that Black Israelites spew all over legitimate archaeologists.
>>386653593
Release date when
>>386676321
dude it's cool he's thousands of years old, he even says it. We all want it
>>386675407
>Buying packs
Unless you're drafting you're dumb as hell.
WE
>>386653593
why are kemoshotas slutsstill cant play as shota sobek and horus
>>386676901
>not buying packs
lmao poorfag
>>386671338
post more
>>386665104
>>386670924
Cat goddesses are always welcome.
>>386675756
they're relatively common man
How invested are you in MTG /v/?
>>386676901
I do both.
Buying packs is a treat.
Sometimes I buy some on my LGS on my way to/from Uni.
I fucking love opening packs of cards.
>>386677303
>they're relatively common man
I never got any masterpiece. I have terrible luck in opening valuable rares/mythic.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>386677569
Ah grats then
>>386653908
Gonti's heart panhamicon thopter
WE
>>386677141
Anon, you can just buy the cards you want for cheap.
But booster packs are still the best. Wanna know why?Smelling the opened pack, that's some good shit
>>386677787
AWAKEN
>no fighting game with gods from various mythologies
Why isn't this a thing?
KEMOSHOTA
>230 replies
>still no webms of that furry game
you guys suck
>>386677963
There was. Kind of.
>>386673075
Stupid cat.
>>386658176
Why is his Stand a Kang?
>>386677303
>tfw you finally got your tarn playset
Now to save up for snapcasters. I get the nagging feeling they're gonna spike if not reprinted in iconic masters or masters 25 though.
>>386678697
I get the feeling they wont reprint them, I think the big ticket will be Liliana Veil in IM
>>386653908
RDW BAYBEE
>b-bur ur a meta shitter I'll just stomp you with authority of the consuls turn one
I HAVE THIS IN MY SIDEBOARD JUST FOR THAT. WHAT NOW PUSSY? YOU JUST GOT FUCKED
>Minotaurs in Egypt setting
why
>>386679015
I'm mostly hoping the onslaught fetches get reprinted
>>386679561
to make up for all the missed minotaur potential of theros of course
>>386679291
>Forsake the Worldly
>>386679561
>goats
>minotaurs
>>386679645
Yea that would be nice.
>>386665104
>not Kek
>>386678697
who knows maybe they'll reprint fatal push as well
>>386680661
Sets are made two years in advance though, we probably wont see a push reprint until the 2018-2019 master set or in a duel deck or another product.
>>386680808
Oh yeah thats right, guess it'll just keep going up
>It's a anubisdev makes another thread to shill his furfag game episode
>>386676901
>draft
i think you mean limited. sealed is worth it too
>>386656836
Temple of the sun in la mulana
hands down
>>386681095
But I like his game
>Game takes place in the past
>All anthropomorphic enemies are given physical human sexual parts
Is egyptian mythology worth reading, is it as interesting as greek and norse?