True King of Skyrim

make Skyrim great again

>>386642764
>challenges king to a fair duel
>shouts and instantly kills him

Yeah man he really deserves that throne

Thalmor puppet.

>>386642764
That throne looks uncomfortable

>>386643132
>Thalmor stooge
ftfy

he's not necessarily willing collaborator, just a moron.

>>386643220
>he doesn't wear clothes weaved with gravel
>he doesn't sleep on stone beds, stone pillows and a stone blanket
fucking milkdrinkers

>>386643094

>ancient Nord combat arts shouldn't be allowed in ancient Nord combat rites

t. Imperial

WE WUZ SPIES N SHIEEEEET

>>386643094
The shout didn't even kill him, it was the sword Ulfric drove into his body when he was knocked over by the ol fus ro dah.

>>386643220
all the Jarls have awful sitting posture.

They need you to do all the legwork because they're all dealing with chronic backpain.

>>386643094
The king never should have come there

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>built up as a huge fucking badass combatant
>is about as threatening as a random townsfolk when you actually fight him.

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>>386643317
Stop using shouts for combat.

>>386643464
Last time I played, when I got up to him with Tullius, Tullius turned hostile every time I attacked Ulfric. So I had to sit there and watch them wail on each other for like 20 minutes.

It wasn't entertaining.

>>386643317
The Way of the Voice had stopped using it for combat. It's disgraceful to them and a violation of their teachings, only the Dragonborn could do it because he had something more important to do.

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>>386643132
>being that illiterate

>>386643292
>he's not necessarily willing collaborator

Unlike the Empire, for one
That makes him the better choice

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>>386643464
One could say that he was all talk.
GEDDIT? TALK? HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR

>>386642764
Traitor.

>>386643653
This
The documents says that Ulfric's rebellion could be an asset for the Thalmor provided the Stormcloaks dont win
He's not a collaborator or anything, they just think the fact he started a war good for them
Btw, if you finish the civil war with Stormcloaks, Thalmor are kicked from Skyrim (except the Embassy and College ones because of quests) while if you win with the Legion, they remain in charge and keep harrassing Skyrim citizens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k6oTgCEcwg

>>386643695
There may be arguments that would make him a better choice than old order of the empire, but "lol cucked by the concordat" is not one of them.
Empire would have a decent shot at a rematch with the yellow elves, whereas best Stormcloak skyrim could hope for is isolationism as a slightly fancier version of forsworn.

>>386643572
Never should of come here.

>>386644118
Stormcloak skyrim means a weaker empire means steamrolled by the thalmor who will later come for skyrim anyway.

>>386644453
With Ulfric Skyrim can defeat the elves.

>>386643645

Way of the voice has nothing to do with ancient Nord arts. It's one dude with a hard on for himself.

>>386644453
>steamrolled by the thalmor who will later come for skyrim anyway.
Nah, elves never ever defeated humans in a longer war in TES. They literally cannot because of Lorkhan.

>>386644515
No, it can just keep them out while they consolidate their control over what's left of the Empire.

>>386644453
Elves have terrible birthrates. For every elf you kill you'd have to kill three or four men to compensate for troop losses. That's the simple reason the Thalmor could never win.

WE WUZ SLEEPER AGENTZ N SHIIIIIEET

>>386644515
>entire united empire (including skyrim) failed to beat thalmor)
>but skyrim all by itself will beat thalmor

?????

>>386643319
>>386644867
Fuck off you moron.

>>386644943
Empire is incompetent. Ruled by an usurper retard. And no, Nords are frustrated because Skyrim never had a good chance to fight.
See how Hammerfell fought back.

>>386644947
SHIIIIIIIIEEEEET
READING BOOKZ IS RAYCIS
FUCKING CIS WHITE ELF BRINGING US DOWN
TALOS WAS BLACK NIGGA

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The empire is on the decline but if you think a stooge like Ulfric can keep Skyrim together in it's current state and prevent a Thalmor uprising you're straight up retarded.

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Can Dragonporn make a new empire?

>>386644045
Yeah, and the Thalmor invade Skyrim no matter which side you choose because Bethesda is the physical incarnation of the word "hack"

>>386645202
No.

>>386644943
Nords are mad because the Empire made retarded choices fighting the Thalmor to protect their own asses which were devastating for Nord troops, but less so for Imperial ones. Redguards showed that they can fend for themselves. A separated Empire would actually benefit Mankind against the Thalmor. Imperials of course would rather burn through foreign troops to keep their precious Empire intact.

>>386645202
Too busy fucking around in Mora's realm of infinite knowledge. How can the physicuck plane of Mundus even compete?

>>386645769
by having tentacle rape nigga
but everyone knows mora's tentacles are grape flavored, and you can't compete with that

>>386645769
>physicuck plane

Holy shit my sides have ascended

>>386644453
In case you havent noticed, Thalmor forces are already occupying Empire therritory (Skyrim included) and enforcing their laws all over it

It's like if Vichy France said "No, don't join the Resistance, it'll weaken us and the Germans will invade"

>>386643521
Can anyone shop varg's face ?

Why can draugr shout?

>>386649793

Because they learned to?

>>386649793
Because they the dragonborn

>>386649793
They worshiped the dragons in life and I think their blood was replaced with a similar magic-infused fluid before(?) death.

>>386649793
they learned to like Ulfric did. Did you see the ancient Nord elder scroll cutseen where you learn the dragonrend shout? The ancient nords knew shouts because they were slaves to dragons.

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>>386648278
I tried.

>>386650254
Stop listening to Dalphine's ramblings.

>>386649793
Everybody could shout back then.
These dummies >>386650254 restricted it.

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>>386642764