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What went wrong?
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>>386635710
they hired a kike and lurch

the kikess is ok
lurch has a funny voice
nothing wrong with them for the most part
the new direction of east is a mixed bag, and west is eh sorrow and pain ever since ryan died
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>>386635710
Literally the only two people still there I don't hate are Jeff and Jason. So basically everything.
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Ryan
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They hired Ben.
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>>386636198
His fucking voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
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>>386636275
More like a a drunk and stoned guy who can't breathe through his nose and has melted half-swallowed chocolate in his throat.
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too many republicans
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>>386636362
Well, yeah. I meant that it has the same effect on me as nails on a chalkboard, ie fucking painful cringe.
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>>386635710
Hired Ben and continued to employ Brad and Jason. You want the real problem though? They have 2 studios when they should just have 1. Jeff should go out East. They dance around this shit all day and night but at the end of the day they know they are the reason the site still exists.

Fire Jason, Rorie, Ben(Christ he's terrible), Alex and throw Abby in the production room. Move Jeff out East and make Brad play videogames again.
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>What went wrong?

CBSi

anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves
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At least the P4 Endurance Run is the best LP ever made
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>>386636628
Ryan dying.
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>>386636703
it was going downhill long before his fiancee murdered him.
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>like Ben
>Never recently listen to podcasts but find him fun on video
>kingdom hearts play through completely 180 that opinion so fast

This has to be one of there worst ideas in a while.
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with Dan becoming nuDan, Ryan being dead, Drew leaving, Alex balancing out Vinny and everyone just being too fucking PC they just aren't fun anymore.

I seriously doubt they can keep funding that expensive site at this pace, CBS is probably only reaping in small profits as is and only hasn't pulled the plug because "you need tech culture assets"
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>>386635710
>Tfw you just fucking know Vinny is going to ruin himself, the site and his marriage when he fucks Abby eventually.
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>>386636758
he was also the voice of reason against SJW and political correctness bullshit.

once he went Alex and Patrick went apeshit with their social justice crusade bullshit which eventually led to the threat of an FTC investigation and Patrick getting let go
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>Ben's face at literally all times
What went wrong in his life that made him look like he does?
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>all the new series are just regular playthroughs of an old game and the only twist is in half of them they pass the controller around
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>>386635710
pandered to sjws after ryan's death, got lazy.
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>>386636930
>a simple vinny and jeff P3 or P5 playthrough would propell the site to views never before seen but Jeff would rather spite himself and let his coworkers churn out butt than ever be known as "that persona site" (they've been that since the endurance run)
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Sole focus on PS3/360 games, sole focus on shitty AAA games.

Demanding payment from members for content.

ignoring the part about the website that was good, which is the fact that you can fill in info about obscure games.
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People pretending Jeff is still one of the good things about the site when he is totally not, between a lack of enthusiasm about anything and everything while somehow still shilling for VR and hiring Ben. Him going East would literally make East worse. Jeff Bakalar is the superior Jeff and has been pretty much since the Beastcast began.
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>>386636896
Did this ever actually happen or do people just say it now years after the fact. His era was mostly before that shit spiraled out of control anyway
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>>386636896
>>386636758
Ryan was also against advertising inside the podcasts themselves. Guess what started two weeks after he died?
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>>386637315
7/3 was a gerstmann job
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>>386637395
Jeff did RTD
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>>386637315
Podcast ads are a fucking blight, wish they'd go away again. I don't want to buy your fucking underwear that are advertised on every. single. podcast in existence.
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>>386636930
>in half of them they pass the controller around
this is only the case because Dan hates watching people play videogames.
letter every feature on GBeast has to cater to Dan's autism and it fucking annoys me, between Dan and Abby we will never have Vinny at the controls ever again
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I only started to get into Giant Bomb this year even after being an avid Gamespot fan in 2003-2005 when Jeff was there and the ONLY people I can tolerate are Jeff, Vinny, Brad, Dan, and Drew when he was on. Ben is as fun as dirt and and I literally skip all content using the East crew now because of whatever that cunts name is and Alex who is high on my list of most hateable people to ever exist.
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>>386639179
Instead of hiring Ben they should have hired Rich, Carrie, Bob and Greg.
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>>386638986
Dan should be fired. I don't know why the hell they moved him to GBeast when they already had Vinny there. Vinny's the only one who's actually funny and worth watching a video for any more, the rest of them are intolerable.
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>>386639384
I like Dan because he seems to enjoy life unlike the rest of the staff.
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>the kingdom hearts playthrough
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>>386639770
I'll never understand how Youtube chumps can pump out an episode of a Let's Play every day but Giantbomb, with the full backing of a major corporation, barely manages one a week.
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>>386637131
>lack of enthusiasm
>level headed adult that doesn't talk like a youtube lets play shill and is knowledgeable about the viddy diddy games
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>>386635710
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?
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>>386640749
>People still haven't learned how to filter things they don't like
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>>386640413
because giant bombs fanbase/subscribers are much older than most other youtube content creators and dont have time to watch 1 hour of the same game every day for 1 or 2 months.
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>>386635710
They became what Jeff Gertsmann was fired from

Lived long enough to become the villain
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>the XCOM video is still not on the doc

Can someone be so kind and link it here?
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Vinny and Abbys flirting is getting a bit much. Wonder if Vinnys wife is aware of it
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Ben just shows how shitty Jason is. Ben likes the same shit as Jason but is way fucking better at them.

And he isn't a retarded that constantly breaks shit in the control room.
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>>386641271
>tattooed arms
>cop
What the fuck?
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>>386641272
https://giantbomb-vh.akamaihd.net/i/2017/08/04/mc_excorps_ep01_dfefvws_,4000,.mp4.csmil/index_0_av.m3u8
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>be ben
>live a life of complete irony and sarcasm
>no one tells me to fuck off because I am 20 feet tall and look like shrek
>the people who do are labeled as being meanies for picking on the ugly guy
>continue to live this obnoxious lifestyle into my twenties because I can never be properly told to fuck off
>get hired onto giant bomb because jeff doesnt like the high turnover rate as of late and knows I'm a mark for the site and knows I wont be too much trouble, having had me intern here before.
>have a look not suited for video
>a voice not suited for audio
>get a job that has me on a video podcast that is distributed on youtube as well as the audio version distributed through traditional audio only podcast channels.
>ruin podcasts on a weekly basis with my terrible self deprecating "im a millennial xD" humor
>keep forcing my jokes that no one laughs at until someone gives me a pity laugh or tries to play off it with their own jokes

>die at a young age because I'm a fucking freak of a human with gigantism and people silently celebrate around the world
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>>386642067
wait he's in his twenties? He looks like going towards 40.
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>>386642067
I wouldnt mind his ugly mug and grating voice if he just stopped with his "humour".

I just dont watch anything with him in it anymore. I can't stand hiim
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>>386642067

I heard a joke from him on Podburglars:

"Yeah, I also think Kevin Lavigne is really brave. He said, "I'm just like Tarantino, i'm not afraid to put Vigors in my game""

I died laughing at that shit. What a good joke.
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>>386635921
If you don't hate Jason, you're not paying enough attention.
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>>386644434
I don't get it
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>>386644434
explain
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>>386635710
Brad stopped eating pizza
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>>386635710
>Snyder leaves
>Ryan dies
>there goes 40% of Jeff's appeal
>Alexis leaves
>Lose Klepeck but keep Navarro
>Drew leaves
>Ben

I hate to be whinny about internet personalities, but they used to be really entertaining and lose and now it's just a husk.
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i opened the chat for the first time on their pubg thing the other day

i never will again
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they stopped streaming on twitch.
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losing Drew stung a bit, Ben tries really hard to roll jokes with Jeff but there is absolutely no chemistry between them. why did he hire him?
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>>386646542
>they're still doing the pubg streams
>they try to bag on youtubers for taking their jobs whenever they can

hilarious
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>>386646582
jeff wanted to bang his partner
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>>386644862
>>386645949
Vigors sounds like Niggers. Tarentino is known for adding in a cheeky one or two into his movies
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>>386637083
To be fair it's a little too late for a P5 one since a bunch of people in the office already know everything about it.
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>>386640413

settling into the new office and going to meetings
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>>386647161
>5 years of settling into the office and counting
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>>386646582
I believe the main reason was that he worked for them as an intern at one point and Jeff probably was pretty certain that a dude like Ben wouldn't be walking out of the door anytime soon.
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east coast is good. west coast is ded. I'm not entirely sure Jeff and Brad still play games.
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>>386647429
>east coast is good
getting tired of this meme too

>its the yakuza/mario/(games) fault that i'm bad at games - dan
>i don't even play games! i do amateur improv sometimes, want to hear my "austrailian lady" bit all over this podcast? - abby
>i should have left to waypoint a long time ago - alex
>kiss on cheek xD - backalar
>*not as good as I was with jeff g* - vinny
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That KH series is retarded. If you're not even going to pay attention the the cutscene it took you over an hour to get why are you even playing.
You don't need to like a game to make it fun to watch but you sure as fuck need to pay at least some attention to what's going on. Same thing with Blue Bombing.
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>>386637131
>jeff bakalar
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>>386635710
giant bomb west

east is based
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>>386635710
Drew left and Jeff hired those 2 new retarded people. Ben looks like a trash bag and Abby just does nothing
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>>386637083
Jeff doesn't want to play either of them and Vinny has already played most of 3 and 5.
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Vinny and Abby are a great team.
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>>386647650
Abbys australian accent was the most unfunny shit i ever heard.
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Based millenials triggering the oldfags ITT

Just admit that Giant Bomb has left you behind.
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>Drew
>only ever talks about boring normie shit if that
Truly a great loss. What do we do if Jason leaves, /b/ros? I really need to hear how his fucking kid is doing every week.
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Dan and Ben
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>>386648420
>>Drew

how's his patreon doing? dude must have got like 60k by now for a couple vlogs
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>>386636885
>with Dan becoming nuDan
Dan was always terrible. It just took some time for you to get tired of his shtick.
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>>386648596
about 19k a month

dude literally gets paid to travel, his videos aren't even to do with games.

At least Danny makes documentary's that are good.
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>>386648364
i'm 21 and ben and Abby seem like mongols to me
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>>386648759
>his videos aren't even to do with games
How is this surprising? The dude doesn't play games.
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>>386639536
that's because he's on pills
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NEW PODCAST BOYS

>Abby
>Ben
>some cunt from Waypoint

GIANT BOMB IS BACK BABY
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>>386649238
you've been left behind gramps

go watch your old whiskey videos
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>>386649238
>okay what new content should we do this year
>uuuuuuh i guess a couple of lets plays and another podcast?
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>>386649238
>random literal who waypoint cunt
>verified twittter account

hmm
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>not even Jeff can save that Kingdom Hearts shit
I don't think i realized how bad Ben is before now. Hopefully he gets better with practice but oh my god i'd rather be doing anything than watching any content with Ben in it.
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>Dan on the East
>Ben on the West
100% of Neo Giant Bomb content is unwatchable
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>>386649753
I'd rather a million Dan's over one Ben,
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>Ben is worse than Brad/Jason/GBeast
come on now
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>>386649774
Like choosing between drowning and being burned alive. I'd rather not die, thanks.
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>>386649885
Ben is so much worse than Dan and has zero chemistry with any of the west coast gang. Ben literally cannot into improv at fucking all. Rorie is better at it than him RORIE.

Ryan is rolling in his grave, if the coffin is big enough to allow that.
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Elder God Tier:
Jeff

God Tier:
Vinny

Great Tier:
Ryan > Bakalar

Good Tier
Dave > Drew > Alexis

Tolerable Tier
Brad > Rorie > Abby > Jason

Fuck Off Tier
Austin > Ben > Dan > Patrick > Alex
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>>386649987
>tolerable
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>>386649986
Dan ruined Yakuza
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>>386648420
drew tries new things every other week and when he actually played games, he played autismo simulators which no one on giant bomb will ever do again. this is why people liked him.

jason, like drew, doesn't talk much at all on the podcast and is definitely not a comedian, but the guy is also a complete void of charisma that never says or do something interesting.

his whole schtick is that he loves fighting games or whatever but now they have ben who seem to play and know a whole lot more than him.

he also doesn't seem to do a very good job with video editing either.

seems like he owes his presence there thanks to dan, which is strange considering he "hates" him or whatever.
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>>386650108
Yeah I'm sure it would have been magical with just Vinny and Alex being bad at the game instead. Fucking rose tinted fag.
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>>386648364
Reminder that "millennials" are people born 1980-2000
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>>386650264
Dan is fucking incompetent and I'm 100% positive Alex wouldn't have been as bad at the game, or at least not as big a bitch.
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>>386635710
The king is dead, long live the king!
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>>386650296
>2000
no, they aren't. millennials are people who came of age during the millennium.

it's the same with people who were born in 1998 claiming they're "90s kids".
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>>386636559
>Jeff, Vinny and Brad playing games, with Abby occasionally playing or adding jokes

Would be like comfy old Drew times
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>>386650427
>be a patreon
>do a 50 hour stream or whatever from a beach house that no one watches because a fraction of your cult fanbase uses twitch and will give you money for the dumbest shit

>EZAnime
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>>386650323
this, Dan actively didn't try to learn the systems and was still moaning that getting up and immediately mashing square wasn't working.

Seriously fuck Dan.

Vinny and Alex saved that feature and I hope Dan fucks off when they play Kiwami.
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>>386650323
alex ruined yakuza you idiot, dan was perfectly fine

alex ruins most things, take the super mario sunshine thing, dan vinny and abby all having fun and alex is a mopy cunt
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>>386650724
>alex ruined yakuza you idiot, dan was perfectly fine
You really have to be a delusional Dan fanboy to think this
Dan sucked at the game and was constantly bitching about how hard it was
I thought Dan was supposed to be good at games? Sure didn't seem like it what with his incompetent button mashing.
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>>386650635
>>386650323
>>386650264
>>386650108

They were playing a game from a series none of them had an inkling of interest in for one hour or so a week spread across months because they heard it was "so wacky" and probably though it was good streaming material. It never should have been a thing to begin with.

Hopefully the series is fucking dead. None of them remembering the girls watch in the post credits scene had me howling with laughter.
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i just watched the star wars force unleashed b game thing and i think its a perfect example of how alex brings everything down

vinny and dan are trying to have fun but alex just KEEPS cutting in with NO THIS AME IS BAD and 30 year old jokes

he's so fucking awful its indescribable
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>>386650583
Tekken 7 tournament was gold even if their lack of skill was infuriating.
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people who dont understand he difference between dan and ben are marvelously stupid
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>>386635710
They play boring games.
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>>386650846
Alex was just as bad. Hell even Vinny was kinda bad at times, constantly getting Dan or Alex started on bullshit conversations during cutscenes. The only good thing Alex did was keep them vaguely on track.

Steal my Sunshine seems better overall, I wonder if its the inclusion of a 4th person.
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Wait, have people not made the switch?

Waypoint's pretty much the closest thing to basement era GB now.
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>>386651254
isnt that shit full of indie tards
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>>386651254
>vice
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Abby is pretty bad at XCOM.
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>>386651254
>vice
Fuck off Austin.
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>>386651324
ugh, could you be anymore non progressive?
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>>386651324
it's full of GOATs if that's what you mean
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>>386640413
>>386647161
Funny they literally just said on the recent podcast that most of their day is filled with doing dumb shit like changing passwords to their accounts and messing with wifi.
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>It's a Alex is a hero if it means I can shit on Dan. He sure pisses me off with how he got the job he wanted even though he's dumber than me.
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>>386651254
>austin walker
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GB died when they hired dan, lets be real
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>>386651464
Alex is based
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>>386651538
Not at fucking all. He brought new life to the west coast and started a fuck ton of new decent series. GB officially died when Ryan did and had somewhat of a resurgence when Dan joined and now it actually is dying again.
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>I can't literally believe someone as smart as me is sitting in my moms basement while a dumbass like Dan is working at Giant Bomb. I'd rather watch nothing than to watch a well liked video series he came up with.
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>>386651678
Hey Dan!
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>>386651538
I don't want to imagine what GB was inbetween Ryan dying and Dan being hired then. Triple dead?
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>>386651464
>it's a danfag forgets to meme halfway through his sentence episode
you're a danfag huh? no kidding
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>>386651538
Nah, however GBW literally died when Drew left and Ben got hired

GBE is in its golden age after Austin is finally gone and now they have Abby to work with Vinny and counter Alex negativity, while Alex can counter Dans dumbness.
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>>386651757
>I don't want to imagine what GB was inbetween Ryan dying and Dan being hired then. Triple dead?
Very, very fucking bad. Dark times but it was only marginally worse than the state the site is in now.
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>>386651757
Vinny did that amazing Dark Souls series

Brad did a cool DMC series then stopped because Vinny left.

Alexis, Drew, Danny O'Dwyer came into their own.

It was actually not awful - then Dan came.
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>>386651254
>patrick klepek
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>>386651254
The podcast would be better with just Austin, Patrick and Rob. I can't stand Danielle's giggling at every minor joke tossed.
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>>386651884
Vinny, Drew and Dave Snider will never play video games or DnD together again

Feels real bad
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>>386651464
>>386651678

its a danfag only mentions the part about dan being a CONTENT CREATOR while convieniently ignoring the fact that all he is for people who aren't premium cucks (or people who bother pirating giant bombs content) is a moron who can't shut the fuck up about eating garbage or pro wrestling
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>>386651887
Can someone honestly explain this reaction to me?
What does he think will happen to him if he looks at the boob?
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>>386651757
it had their only extra life stream worth watching
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>>386651514
am i racist or is that jaden smith
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>>386651943
If you're not watching the premium content then what are you actually doing on GB? Watching Brad and Ben quick looks?
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>>386650239
>"I'm the fighting game guy"
>gets bodied by Dan
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>>386651884
>Danny O'Dwyer
>"Really, not having the anime arse is a fair trade for not being raped as much"

What did he mean by this?
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>>386652012
Yes and yes.

>>386652098
>I'm the anime game guy.
>Get's bullied into silence by Bad and Jeff.
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>>386650296
>millenials going as far back as 1980
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>>386652098
>>386652156
Jason's the "knocking up underage girls" guy
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>>386635710
Alex is complete garbage and has never been funny. He is worse than Patrick or any other new hire. They really need to merge back into one branch and lose Alex and Brad, they are stale at this point. I think the Kingdom Hearts playthrough has potential because it's funny and a shit game for edgy anime losers, but the last episode was Ben wandering not trying for 30 minutes and Jeff not even trying to commentate on the game. It seems like they aren't even doing a job while there but have become the laziest let's players who do something once a week when they should have daily output..they don't do reviews, quick looks should be effortless, they don't write anything, I don't know what's wrong with them.
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>>386637131
Jeff still brings a lot to the table- not so much in humor and enthusiasm anymore, but because he's been in such a weird place in the gaming industry for so long that he's a fountain of trivia and weird stories. Demo Derby was instantly improved a thousand-fold when Jeff started sitting in. Like three times an episode, Dan and Drew would see a game that they'd never heard of, and Jeff would talk about meeting the developer of the game at a trade show where said dev went on a long coke-fueled rant about how vertex particle splicing or whatever was the wave of the future that he was pioneering, and then gave him a shirt with a misspelled slogan on it that Jeff had worn three days ago. It was great.

>Listen to Playstation Underground radio? They made a radio show?
>Oh, they're talking about me! I completely forgot that I did those radio shows for them!
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Do you think Papa Vinny has put his cannelloni in Abby's ravioli?
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>>386652269
I mean thats a pretty good achievement, I would stop trying at life after that, especially if you dont have to raise the baby
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>>386650323
No way, Dan is the best at playing games. I'm not saying he's good, I'm saying he's least bad.

Dan is "I actually play video games" tier
Vinny is dad tier
Alex is bad tier
Abby is pretty alright, best after Dan.
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>>386636887
Yeah I've been getting a weird vibe from those two, wouldn't be surprised if they already are
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>>386652362
Is this already tired meme the new maryposting?
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>>386652389
She got a kill her first time playing PUBG in that playdate with Vinny, says a lot about Vinny, Brad, Ben and Jeff who cant shoot for shit. Dan and Alex seem competent enough
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>>386652362
I thought you guys were all saying Dan was gonna do this
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>>386652389
nah, they're all trash. even vinny is trash now. hasn't done anything funny in years. apologists can suck a cock.
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Giant Bomb is fine. I've been watching their youtube channel since late 2015 and I still enjoy them. Not really sure why people are bitching. That said, even I would agree with the feeling that Dan sucks. Oh, and I tried beastcast in recent weeks, and it's so overrated. The Jeff on beastcast is a fucking bore and sounds like a downie, Abby doesn't have much to say, and Dan is a moron.
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>>386652362
They should make an UPF of everyone just fucking Abby
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>>386652626
Dan is more of a watcher if rumors are true
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>>386650635
They played it for an hour a week, or maybe three hours one week and then never again for a month. I don't really put the fault with Dan in those instances, but with whomever decided on that ridiculous schedule for a game as dense as Yakuza.
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>>386652792
getting tired of the "abby is higher than a 4/10" meme while were at it too
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>>386652712
Dan so terrible not even GB newfags can tolerate him
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>>386652712
>late 2015
>doesn't know the golden age with Ryan
>doesn't know the dark age with Patrick
It must feel amazing to have skipped all relevant parts of giant bomb's history
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>>386652904
only newfags hate him, his heel shtick is much better than people with actual terrible personalities like Ben, Jason, Alex, Rorie and sometimes Brad.
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>>386636198
Ben has basically ruined all GB West content, I can't watch or listen to anything he's in. Worst fucking hire possible, someone like Abby is way better because she's inoffensive.
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>>386652927
CYUTE
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>>386653008
Been with GB since the very beginning and Dan is shit-tier.
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>>386652927
She'd be perfect if she dropped the comedian aspirations and stopped talking to women on the Internet.
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>>386652927
>saving this image to your Personal Computer
Embarassing.
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>>386652927
>>386652851
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>>386652927
are those the judges' scores in the back?
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>>386651949
If he sees a woman's cleavage, he might turn into one of those evil sexists that his best friend Leigh Alexander always warns him about.
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>>386635710
They became liberal cucks, well they well always were liberal cucks but they got carried away with the no fun allowed current iteration of liberalism.
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BASED DIRTY WORKING THE /V/ KEKS INTO SPLUTTERING SEETHING MESSES

WILL HIS HEEL PERSONA EVER STOP? WILL THE /V/ RETARDS EVER STOP CRYING AT HIS LATEST HIJINKS?

WAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>386635710
I'm not a fan of Ben, I'm not sure where blinking man went, but I still love Jeff.
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>>386653171
As is the fate of all who live in California.
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>>386653265
Dan is a bigger geek than Sami Zayn
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Worst show because it doesn't have best boy.
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>>386653452
HAHAHAA WORKED

WAHAHAHAHA
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HEY GUYS, REMEMBER DR PEPPER 10? IT WAS SO SEXIST, RIGHT? I WILL KEEP REMINDING EVERYONE ABOUT DR PEPPER 10 AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE IT IS A BIG CONVERSATION STARTER FOR ME AS ALL MY BRAIN CAN HOLD IS GARBAGE ABOUT FAST FOOD AND WRESTLING

FFUUuUUUuuUUuuUuUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
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>People actually like the neckbearded fatfuck that is Jeff

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>386653650
Is this the revival of Danposting? my body is ready

THROW THE SNAKE DREW. DFREW, YOURE NOT THROWING THE SNAKE. THROW THE SNAKE. DREW. THROW THE SNAKE DREW!. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
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>>386653505
Griffin McElroy is one of the biggest faggots in games journalism. He ruins everything he's in
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Why the hell do people hate Dan? He's based.
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the more i read these threads the more i realize how autistic dan haters are
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>>386653851
Nice try, Dan
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>East
Papa Vinny: Great tier guy but pretty bad at video games
Dan: Ranges from alright to obnoxious depending on topic/game, pretty good at most video games (good reflexes and general feel for mechanics/physics but refusal to learn more complex systems makes him worse than he should be)
Alex: "I hate myself I hate myself am I funny yet? Also I dislike video games so much I do stuff like save scum and give up my turn even during a 2h feature I am being paid for."
Abby: More fun than I anticipated, definitely not a full on SJW like some people were worried. Also pretty good at games. Honestly improved the quality of East.

Overall East is pretty good and they do a lot of nice premium shows.

>West
Jeff: Great but not having a more intense person like Ryan/Vinny (heck I'd take even Dan) to interact with diminishes his potential
Rorie: He's a weird guy and sometimes I find him funny and sometimes awkward/annoying. Generally he's ok.
Jason: Boring, too easily assblasted, bad jokes, good for technical aspects but should be kept off the couch.
Brad: Zombie tier with mostly a terrible taste in games. I don't understand Brad fans.
Ben: He actually makes funny jokes but his "constantly baked" voice is pretty annoying. When he sometimes speaks up it's much more tolerable. Also he is close to Brad level of lethargy.

Overall west is missing people with any sort of impact and it feels like Jeff is there alone in the middle of rather passive people making him passive as well, also their only real premium show seems to be UPF which most of the time is bad where they just play games that are not interesting to watch or ones that everyone has seen. Sometimes there's a magical combination of right game/people/mood and it's a lot of fun but rarely these days.
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>>386653831
>danny got stood up at his wedding
spoonfeed me
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>>386653650
I'm a danfan but still find these funny
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>>386653650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiD_SArZ3yo
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>>386652319
>Jeff still brings a lot to the table- not so much in humor and enthusiasm anymore, but because he's been in such a weird place in the gaming industry for so long that he's a fountain of trivia and weird stories. Demo Derby was instantly improved a thousand-fold when Jeff started sitting in. Like three times an episode, Dan and Drew would see a game that they'd never heard of, and Jeff would talk about meeting the developer of the game at a trade show where said dev went on a long coke-fueled rant about how vertex particle splicing or whatever was the wave of the future that he was pioneering, and then gave him a shirt with a misspelled slogan on it that Jeff had worn three days ago. It was great.
>
>>Listen to Playstation Underground radio? They made a radio show?
>>Oh, they're talking about me! I completely forgot that I did those radio shows for them!
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>Hey guys, have you ever thought to yourself "Man, I haven't ate a fruit or vegetable in years"? Yeah, sometimes I just realise it's been 5 years or something since my last fruit.
>Yeah I mean my diet is usually fine I eat like the fruit donuts and stuff plus potatoes - potato is a vegetable right? I usually eat it in fries.
>At least I eat like KFC and grilled chicken.
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>>386649672
not even jeff could save that episode, he was so bored and it was obvious too yawning and trying to be funny despite not being able to bounce off of ben's black hole void of personality, it was so depressing, Brad isn't going to make it any better either... just kill the playthrough already took them 2 fucking episodes to get through the tutorial and he kept trying to race riku, didn't even try fighting him kek
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>>386654112
The reason why Dan reacted so violently to Drawn to Death is because he was looking at a mirror. That's what he is.

Vinny rightfully called him out on it and got him on the defensive.
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>>386635710
this thread sums up summer /v/ completly
>muh youtube celebs
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Have not been keeping up with Giant Bomb
Cancelled my Gold sub about a year ago
Watched the two most recent "Best of Giant Bomb" videos
Seems like they're going through a rough patch
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>>386654286
>It's a /v/ newfag notices the first Giant Bomb thread despite the fact we've been having them since 08 episode
Rerun?
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>>386654337
>Seems like they're going through a rough patch

i guess you could call the cbs purchase that.
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>>386652818
What rumors
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>>386654486
>Were doing Whiskey Media so we can do the things we couldn't at Gamespot.
>Get bought back.
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>Hey it's UPF
>Turn on the stream
>Jeff is not present
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>>386653963
>Abby: More fun than I anticipated, definitely not a full on SJW like some people were worried. Also pretty good at games. Honestly improved the quality of East.
*queefs*
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>>386654597
The Whiskey Media path wasn't viable, they weren't making anywhere near enough money.
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>It's a video or chat comment going.
>WOW THIS GAME LOOKS BAD even though it's mostly the people playing's fault.
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Is Ben the fucking UGLIEST cunt you've ever seen or what?

Doesn't surprise me that he's a legit faggot
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Why didn't they tell me about the move? To make me suffer? Every night, I can feel my old site... my paycheck... even my Alex. The movies I've lost... the coworkers I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them relaunch Whiskey Media.
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>>386653831
Wait Dan is actually married to a porn star? I thought that was a meme
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>>386636559
>>386644641
What is there to hate about jason? He doesn't do anything , unless this is fgc autism
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>>386654845
That thing is from like 2015, he dated a pornstar for a month.
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>it's a phoned in Bombcast episode with Rorie and a literally who as guests scraping the 2 hour mark
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>>386654845
he had a tinder date with a lady who did a fuckload of interracial porn.
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>>386654218
I don't think Dan is like that though, I mean he certainly likes toilet humor and other similar crap but Dan is like a little kid who claps at someone farting expressing genuine joy, not an edgy teen who calls other wankstains and is constantly negative/insulting like the game.

He hates it because while it's basically a type of humor he's into delivered in a really edgy and excessive way and is just not fun.
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>>386654845
they broke up and then he married somebody else at a taco bell a year later

dan is legit retarded
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>>386654760
>t. hasn't seen his """""""partner"""""""
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>>386654196
It's incredible he's alive and also not 300+ pounds.

>tfw don't have superior genes that let me just live like an absolute slob and still look and feel fine
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>>386654915
>talks about fighting games
>talks about anime games
>talks about his boring family
>talks about "fights" he was in
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>>386654915
>that story on the bombcast jason told about drinking his roommates pee thinking it was applejuice

fucking methheads man
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>>386654657
I read here twitter when she was announced as a new hire and was like oh my god she's gonna be abysmal but then she proceeded to be nothing like her twitter thank god. I dunno what's going on with that, is she putting on a show to feel accepted or what.
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>>386655190
>is she putting on a show to feel accepted or what.
/r9k/ here, that's women in a nutshell :^)
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>yfw ben's ((((((((((((partner)))))))))))) that he always talks about on the bombcast

theres also another pic of her with green hair and hairy armpits
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>>386636896
>he was also the voice of reason against SJW and political correctness bullshit

This is such a fallacy. As Jeff himself has said (in direct response to some /v/ autist claiming Ryan hated all that shit), Ryan was even more liberal than him. Remember that he was the guy who was closest to Patrick, who's the biggest SJW they've ever employed.

He just had the sense not to talk about it on camera, whereas spergs like Alex and Patrick can't help themselves.
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>>386655360
Yeah. Reminder Ryan was the one man that hired Patrick.
>But he said "faggot" once
And immediately apologized after, made a big blogpost about it and mocked people who defended him.
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>>386655360
He was absolutely into that stuff but it was nowhere near as bad as it is now
The last 10 years have seen a massive shift in what "liberal" means.
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>>386654760
He's one of the select few guys I unironically think looked better fat. And it's not because I got used to it, I saw him skinny first.
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>>386635710
>ryan davis died
>alex is still alive
>brad, ben and dan are still around, drew is not still around
>patrick and austin were hired
>vinny and jeff being in separate divisions
>GB as a whole getting bent over and fucked by big companies and totalitarian PC liberals alike

Just watch the P4 Endurance run, a few of the good Jeff, Vinny n' Ryan (with guest appearances by Drew) bits of content and there you go; you don't need any more Giant Bomb.
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>>386654987
What the fuck is up with the wife though. What kind of a woman would marry Dan? She's not even ugly iirc. Must be some sort of maternal instinct. "This guy will kill himself, he's too dumb. I must protect him."
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>>386655360
This, Ryan was Patrick's mentor. Patrick himself has said that Ryan pretty much helped him define his journalism and supported him on nearly all of his articles.
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>>386655583
Anything with Dave, Vinny and Drew in it.
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>>386655643
shes overweight and both of them are in their 30s
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>>386655643
Dan's a top tier catch for a woman in her 30s
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>>386655013
You mean this thing?
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>>386655328
Post it
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I often feel like Rorie has the best sense of humor but he's holding himself back from being offensive.

>That time when he told the story where his aunt took his grandma to the hospital because of a heart attack and then went to the bathroom and also had a heart attack and died, then laughed a bit and quickly went like whoops well I shouldn't laugh and the others were like Geez Rory what the fuck

I also found that really funny even if it's also a real bummer.
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>>386656157
>tranny for ants
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>>386635710
I thought Brad had no personality back when he was doing reviews for Gamespot, and somehow he has managed to avoid developing a personality all these years later. You would think someone who had basically the same job for a decade would get better at it, but the guy is still a void of charisma. Can anyone remember a time Brad said or did something entertaining? Or, failing that, a time when he had a conviction that he stated completely without trailing off into forced laughter? God damn it, Brad.
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>>386656497
>a time when he had a conviction
2011 GOTY, where he filibustered for hours to get Skyrim the GOTY spot
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>>386655072
>it's genes
Try working out and running marathons dipshit. Like he does.
Also you can eat shitty cheap fast food, just not overeat. But I guess you don't understand that nuance
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>>386656641
Dan can you get a tripcode or something?
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>>386656323
Rories the best, He's the only reason to tune into UPF anymore and every bombcast with him as a guest is a treat. but that says more about the people around him in the west office than it does about him.
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>>386656641
>Also you can eat shitty cheap fast food, just not overeat
Have you listened to Dan talk about food? He does anything but eat in moderation.
>I just had a pizza an hour ago but then I went to Taco Bell and got enough food to feed 3 people and ate it by myself
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>>386656635
Or in 2014, where he filibustered to get Destiny the 10 spot even though everyone else thought it was trash
>>
When did you realise that Brad had the highest iq on the site?
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>>386656854
Brad is actually quite intelligent. He wanted to do a science podcast on the site but no-one else was smart enough.
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>>386656749
>>386656851
I don't give a fuck about dan, stop pretending you have anything to blame but your own laziness.

God damn, you know you're bad when Dan is a positive example for you
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>>386656854
that's obviously Rorie the autist. Wasn't he a physics major in college? That sounds like it would require some brain power.
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>>386656854
he gets paid to do absolutely nothing. maybe a review once a year if hes motivated

>the podcast!

reading headlines from your buddies sites once a week isnt work
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>>386657008
>dan projecting
>>
>tfw use to watch basement giant bomb in high school
As I get older,
Video game journalism is a complete joke.
Even Jeff G can be annoying, like fuck off with your pretentious video game shit, it's just video games
Everyone working at GB now has shit opinions anyway
They don't even do reviews and barely put out content. They're dead, hope jeff has to go back to living in a landfill. Games are ass
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>>386656497
Brad is necessarily not the person who is there to make you laugh, he is more of a tech guy that really likes games. Name one other vidya site that has someone interested in the technological aspect and actually asks devs questions. For people like me he is one of the best members, and I do find his reactions to the stunts pulled by the other members only adds to my enjoyment of the show
>>
Thank god for timestamps on youtube, I'll go through some of the bombcast topics that might be interesting to me and call it after that.

The Kingdom Hearts thing is all I'm watching now. It's great and even more fun seeing all the whining about how they're not giving the game the proper reverence. GB community is a bunch of whiny pissbabies who seem like they only want to get offended and weren't around before Dan got there.
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>>386653831
Is he really married to a porn star?
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>>386657457
>Brad is a tech guy that really likes games
t. Brad
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>>386636885
>I seriously doubt they can keep funding that expensive site at this pace,
the website is getting a redesign lol
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>>386652319
I stopped watching Demo Derby when he joined because it ended up being non-stop shit talking, which is Jeffs bread and butter and has been for years now.

>>386640684
He swings so far in the opposite direction from something like an EZA that it's just a bummer to hear him talk about anything these days. If it hasn't got an assault rifle with a red dot sight, he doesn't care.
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>>386646582
>Ben tries really hard to roll jokes with Jeff but there is absolutely no chemistry between them.
I don't understand how you can be so autistic to not realize there actually is a great chemistry between them.
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>>386657008
>Genes affect metabolism speed and efficiency
>Thyroid performance affects metabolism
>Studies of bacterial flora in the digestive system has shown that what kind of bacteria you have affects weight gain a lot (in one instance a previously fit mom who got some of her fat daughter's flora in an operation to treat her IBS started gaining a lot of weight despite not changing her diet)

>SINCE I ONLY GET FAT IF I EAT 5 PIZZAS A DAY THAT MUST MEAN EVERYONE WHO IS A SLOB! YEAH THAT MUST BE IT!

Obviously exercise and diet are very important but it varies from person to person how important they are. I have a friend who eats pounds of candy every day. He buys all kinds of candy in bulk (and he ordered hundreds of cans of soda for the summer) and he's a thin stick. He doesn't exercise.

My mom is pretty fat and she eats the healthiest of everyone I have ever met. Just fruit, low fat cheese and fat free yogurt with occasional bread and chicken.

Obviously you can always get fit if you try hard enough but it's stupid to think everyone who is fat is a slob, for me personally I have to get rid of all sugars and carbs in my diet so I can lose weight. If I eat any at all I will maintain or get fatter. I go to the gym 3 times a week. I was 300 pounds back when I ate like a normal person (mostly healthy enough with a fast food like pizza or burger once a week) and rarely exercised.
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>>386635710
I've been a GB subscriber since day one but now I would rather pay $50 a year to a Patreon for Jeff Gerstmann where he plays old games from his house and he bullshits about old games, the industry, stories from his youth and other stuff.
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>>386657832
Sorry, I don't watch shills. Jeff gets excited for certain games/developments, e.g. VR which is fucked up in it's own right.
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>>386635710
Jeff wants to live on the west coast and Vinny wants to live on the east coast.

As soon as they get a flawless lag-free video connection for these two to play games together like they were in the same room, they can fire everybody else.
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>>386658189
theyve done cross country quicklooks amd streams. they dont do it because theyre complacent
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>>386658028
We at least have Jar Time and Jeff's random home streams, anon.
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>people saying Ben and Abby are the worst

it's like you niggers never lived through the Klepek years
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>>386656497
His ability to talk on camera has come a long way. His Dark Chronicle video review on Gamespot was the first time I saw him and I was certain no one could speak with a more boring drawl. His lack of character and personal opinions is fucking awful though.
Can't do a quicklook unless it's a part he's played already. Can't answer a personal question without checking with the colleagues/internet/chat for inspiration, or dawdling while someone else hopefully answers. Never wagers, not even on meaningless shit.
Still not as bad as Alex though. Brad's faults are there because he's a phlegmatic milquetoast afraid of committing an opinion, while Alex shares a lot of the same quirks, and then adding his own unfunny shtick and memery, because he's an insufferable bellend, constantly seeking approval.
>>
Dan Ryckert's BIG DUMB IDIOT gimmick was fun at first but it just got annoying as time went on.
>>
>someone tries to start a funny bit on the podcast
"WOAH THAT'S ENOUGH LET'S MOVE ON." -Brad the boring.
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>>386658921
I got sick of it within the first six months.
He's been at it for, what, 4 years now?
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>>386659131
Ben isn't capable of being funny and Jason is a charisma drain that isn't even good at the games he says he likes most.

West coast content is such shit.
>>
They need at least one person with energy to hype up the slugs in the West office. I don't care if they are really annoying and everyone picks on them during streams, at least they would have the motivation to do something other than lay on the couch and mumble while looking tired.
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>>386658705
The fact that I miss Fatrick speaks volumes about the current state of affairs.
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>>386658705
ostensibly
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>>386659162
The funny thing is that Dan was on an GB E3 podcast one time when he was still at Game Informer and he told a hilarious story where he fucked with a bunch of losers on a dating site. At no time during his appearance did he make himself out to be ignorant or borderline retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sRCUcNR7A

I wish we got that Dan at GB.
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>>386659492
>missing Patrick

fuck that shit he was the worst everytime he opened his mouth I wanted to piss into my own eardrums
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>>386659842
Fatrick is not Patrick
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>tfw you heard of the nopat extension
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>>386659690
Dan at GI was great.
All the other guys would call him out constantly on his BS and tell to shut the fuck up.

He was such a better fit there than at GB where Brad and Jeff clearly weren't sure how seriously they were supposed to take him, and he dragged down conversations so much because they couldn't see through his persona.
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>>386660141
Dan has no rival
He tried to make Brad his rival on Mario Party and Brad did the whole "ugh I'm too mature for this" crap
Jeff is grumpy uncle
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>>386635710
- The internet caught up with and surpassed them
- Hire unfunny people that use the site as a stepping stone and agenda pushing platform
- Hire unfunny people that are obnoxious
- Paywalled content that I probably wouldn't spend time watching even if it were free
- Modern games are rarely interesting
- Quick Looks are rarely informative or entertaining
- Drove out Dave by selling the site too many times, requiring it to be rebuilt too many times
- Got rid of fun features, just feels like a generic site now
- Community was always an uninteresting neogaf-lite sort of place
- Split the team because some people don't want to have to live in san fran shitsco which split and diluted the "talent" making it necessary for people like rorie, alex and drew to be in everything
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>>386649238
Elder God Tier:
Jeff

God Tier:
Vinny

Great Tier:
Drew > Abby > Jason

Good Tier:
Dan > Rory

Tolerable Tier:
Brad

Fuck Off Tier:
Alex > Austin = Patrick
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>>386635710
>What went wrong?
What went wrong is people refuse to stop posting about ecelebs.
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>>386660412
>Dan
>Good
Stopped reading right there
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>>386661023
>not stopping at
>Great Tier:
>Abby
>Jason
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>>386653815
But Justin McElroy, now there's a real catch.
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>>386655643
A lot of the Dan we see is exaggerated. I'm not saying he isn't like that to some extent, but he is not nearly as dumb as he fronts.
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>>386658012
Sorry fatass just eat less calories like the rest of us
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>>386660352
Also he makes Jason cry like a bitch.

I like how Vinny calls his shit out on GBeast
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>holed up in a bathroom with jeff
>jeff kills the 3 people outside while dan hides
>dan jumps out, riddles their corpses with bullets
>WE DID GREAT
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>>386660354
Still haven't fixed their abysmal search function. One of the only things the site even needs.
Remember how the Gamespot sale was going to lead to bigger and better things? L M A O
Happy unsubscriber for 1 year now.
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>>386650448
google it you stupid fuck
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>>386662164
He's easily the best of all of them when he plays that game by himself, but on GB streams he's always in full-on goofball mode and acts like a complete tit.

>>386662454
I only use QLcrew as I'm only bothered about videos, not the wiki bollocks or their articles. Added bonus of being able to filter out videos starring certain staff
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>>386650239

>Still doesn't realize that Jason was hired as Dan's retard wrangler
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>>386651757

All Klepek, all the time
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>>386635710

Ryan died
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>>386646582
I honestly think it's Jeff who can't roll. He makes things awkward, because he is so cynical and old.
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>>386654815

I still think he genuinely got slight brain damage from drinking so much after Whiskey Media closed down.
Current Rorie's slurred speech and moments of retardedness reminds me of a recovering stroke victim
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>>386655496
I think it's because when he was fat the fat around his chin/neck hid his recessed chin/weak jaw.
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>>386665421
reminds me of when you get to stoned and try to pretend you can keep up with a conversation, very awkward. He seems resigned to it though, so maybe it is something permanent.
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>>386659492
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>start watching giant bomb about a year ago
>this shit is pretty chill and quite ebin
>dan leaves for east and drew leaves completely almost at the same time
>immediately lose most of my interest
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>>386658705

I hope his daughter grows up to be a Nazi
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>>386657992
there isn't its majorly just jeff going mhmm, and making one comment replies to him. Ben works better with Brad weirdly enough.
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>>386635710
The few interesting people lost their passion, died or moved away.
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>>386665714

His befuddlement at his own retardedness in this gets me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgMFxXDFP4
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>>386665421
>daily reminder that Rorie finally got employed at Gamespy after Whiskey, the site then shut down two weeks later
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>>386666036

Also Rorie ruining the romantic atmosphere here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uxHZ5L0thA
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>>386666272
>says the man who was drinking bath gin
Holy shit, Alexis probably triggered PTSD with that comment
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>>386666272
Vinny was so fat!
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>>386648364
Fuck you combofiend
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>>386651254
>were a bunch of far left thinkers that write about games
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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>>386666620

I miss fat Brad
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>>386666937
I don't think anyone misses fat people once they're gone.
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>>386666666
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>>386667093
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>>386666937
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>>386665241
Someone:I like x
Jeff: no you dont. X sucks! Look at x! [Old vidya history reference nobody gets][ironic hip hop]
Someone :yeah x sucks
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>>386667226
peace BITCH
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>>386659492
Austin sucked hard but he wasn't patrick tier, Austin did one or two things that we're actually fun when he wasn't shilling indie games and yelling about politics
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>>386667270

I am kinda shocked at how much weight he both gained and lost. Dude looked disproportionate at time.
I remember laughing hard at the Extra Life stream where every other donation was a Brad is fat joke they read out loud
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>>386655360
liberal =/= sjw
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>>386651887
>the sunnis are too pure for this filth.jpg
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>>386635710
Well first mods are faggots for letting this youtube shit stay.
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>>386667435

I liked whenever Austin talked about mecha or anime or the actual fun of video games.
It was when he tried sneaking in his communism or try to act like he knows what it's like to be black that he became annoying.
Like goddammit, Jeff and Dave Lang are more black than him
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>>386667374
what
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>>386668041
I understood it.
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>GB golden years were the best years
>height of the 360
>loads of terrible games & kinect gimmicks to make good content out of
>whole crew gets along really well, works well together and can bounce jokes around
>no forced identity politics shitting up any video or podcast
>multiple different video series all fantastic in their own way
>ILM
>TNT
>UPF
>FMV games
>flight club
>random pc game
>big live live show live
>patrick gets hired because he has a rich daddy
>whole tone of the website suddenly starts to shift
>starts injecting his trite liberal ideology into the site
>userbase starts getting flooded with SJW types as a result of his hiring
>can't say anything that toes the party line in the comments any more
>mod team silencing any dissenting opinion
>ryan tragically dies
>brad gets fat
>jeff gets depressed as fuck
>one by one all the engineering team starts leaving
>no more dave, no more alexis
>austin gets hired
>SJW goes into overdrive
>austin starts a freelance program where people can write articles for the site. states that it won't just be "his friends on twitter" and that it "won't just be one viewpoint
>second article in is a terribly biased SJW piece of tripe written by someone he follows on twitter
>can't speak negatively about it or you get banned
>rest of freelance program nothing but rag pieces about being a trans black otherkin and why video games should cater to them
>vinny moves to NY
>patrick and austin finally leave, but damage already done
>dan gets hired, actually injects some humour into the site for once
>quickly falls off as everyone realises what a colossal entitled retard he actually is
>alex moves to NY, dan moves to NY
>site slowly but surely dying
>no funny original content any more
>UPFs are just bland, can tell none of them really care
>ben gets hired, previously interned for them back at whiskey media
>seems fine, but has a raging SJW girlfriend
>has a voice like a dying frog, badly needs speech therapy

and thats about it.
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>>386667781
>in art he's always black when's he looks 1/4 black irl max
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>>386660354
plz no anon

I'm feeling more and more like this since watching from 2010 onwards.
It really feels like the site is becoming exactly what Jeff wanted to avoid, he saw the rise of 'internet personalities' and was in front of the trend for years but since Ryans death the site has been freewheeling at best.
I stuck with them through the Topkeck darkage and was really hoping for some strong hires recently (Abby is great, Ben is a terrible hire for the West side which needed at least 1 new hire and a new Dan)

It feels like their days are closing. I can see one scenario which would be ideal - either Jeff and Brad move to East coast and cut off the West or East moves back to West with only Jeff G, Vinny, Dan, Brad, Abby and Jeff B.
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>>386668381

The slow acting poison himself
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>>386656323
>we've lived long enough to see rorie become the best of giant bomb
whew
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>>386668676
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distinct lack of Kish in this thread
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>>386668381
>girlfriend
stopped reading there
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>>386667519
Hiring Patrick = SJW
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>>386657992
Humouring and chemestry are different anon
Jeff: [Off the wall comment]
Ben: [mouth breathing and over the top laughing (am I *in* yet?)]
Joke fizzles out and Brad brings up DOTA for his enabler to chime in
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>>386668768

That was a lot of words to say nothing.
Dude's a self admitted communist and has twice failed at getting his degree (I dunno if he's done his third attempt by now)
I will say, that parka looks good on him. Hides his disgustingly flabby belly. I remember at one E3 he was turning around and his gut peaked out from under his shirt and he looked like he had an entire new ass on the side of his belly due to the folding
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>>386668809

That hussy tried to take Drew away from Alexis!
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>>386635921
that cunt 'muh kid and shitty fighting action games' Jason?
Fuck off.
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Do they even do charity streams anymore? They were so comfy, I'd take a couple of days off work to watch and see patrician moments like -
https://youtu.be/RkgwA2MgPXU
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>>386669196
Why is Canada producing so many commies?
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I unsubscribed yesterday. It's just not worth it anymore. I advise you all to do the same.

The magic is so far gone and completely unsalvageable. The sooner you accept it and let go, the better.
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>>386641351

this when they gonna bang
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>>386669446
i love watching 30-year-old men on the internet order pizza through the internet
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>>386665852
Ben's a chattering tryhard who's constantly trying to say something funny, like a really shit version of Vinny. Brad's dourness is the perfect counterpoint to that shtick. You need a Brad to keep things on track by no-selling most of it.
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I am a premium member, but probably won't resub this year. Is the doc truly reliable for the occasional premium stream archive?
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>>386669614
Yes.
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>>386669536

OTP
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>theyve done like 20 pubg streams now
>still play like shit and cant hit the broad side of a barn
>turn on literal who streamer
>skill difference is immediately clear, he is killing people an consistently placing in the top 15
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>>386669578
Ben is trying to compensate because he notices that there is zero charisma in the room. His presence just shook shit up enough for you to start to notice that the West coast is full of a bunch of sleepy old gamers who are not exciting at all. Ben could be fine with people who were actually awake.
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>>386669568
As do I
Same with poor quality meat products -
https://youtu.be/K4lxogGfIRw
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>>386669614
I went through around 2 docs with them being abandoned or updated to be unusable.

Unless I was linked to bad ones. I caved and bought a sub around a year ago as the doc I followed was basically dead.
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>>386669701

I honestly can't watch the pubg stream, they're just so fucking infuriatingly bad. When it's Dans perspective he just runs around looting 20 shotgun chokes and attachments for weapons he doesn't have while his team gets killed.

They constantly TK each other despite their name being *right above their heads* Like how can you have so fucking little situational awareness?

None of them can shoot, none of them even bothers to learn the basics of actually playing the game and paying attention to your surroundings, they flood the comms with useless information about level 1 backpacks and they're so scared of fighting.

Like the latest stream, they drive in a UAZ to a crate and vinny jumps out and knocks 2 people by himself while his team is screaming at him to get back in the car and leave the loot. How about you get the fuck OUT of the car and help vinny out you retards.
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>>386668381
>dan is bad
>ben is acceptable
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>>386669705
he is so shitty I honestly prefere to watch Jason as a cohost of quicklooks. He is so boring and sounds like he talks with mouth full of shit.

At least Rorie is silent for most of the time and when he speaks he asks questions and makes quick comments, no dragging shitty jokes.
But I guess Jeff likes that.
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>>386668907
She actually is (was?) a biological female, people have posted old picks of her where she looks completely normal.
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>>386669536
I can't believe people pay subscription to watch that shit. It's so bland and uninspired. they don't care and have nothing valuable to say.

Only mildly interesting things are shows coverage, and podcasts.
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>>386670015
>At least Rorie is silent for most of the time
damn shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph3isVQEA5w
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>>386658012
>m-my body violates the laws of thermodynamics I swear
t. retarded fatty subhuman in denial
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>>386670142
I should note that I meant unsubscribing on Youtube. I have never even gotten close to giving them money.
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I miss Alexis
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>>386669990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRj0JKTUwHo
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Jeff didn't take out his phone during 30 hours of Mario Party, but did during the latest Kingdom Hearts episode.
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>>386670460
That was just a mic test though.
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>>386670460
he actually hates kingdom hearts
he was just shitting on mario retardy for fun
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>>386670015
Voices really shouldn't trigger you so badly.
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>>386670460
damn that actually says something.
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>>386670460
That was the "joke"
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Yesterday's Kingdom Hearts video was one of the worst pieces of content they put up ever. Right up there with the Shenmue episode where they looked at a watch for 40 minutes
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>>386670103
that thing looks Mt"F" af
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>>386670609
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>>386670460
as one guy mentioned you dont have to like the game but if youre not paying attention or commenting on it at all its not interesting.

as much as i despise ben he is at least trying to give the game a fair shot but i feel jeff is just trying to make snarky insults at the game any time ben tries to say its ok in between reading his phone and talking about orange marmalade over cutscenes

like in the boss jeff almost sarcastically asks full of snark "how does it feel? how its playing?" almost ordering ben to say its shit
but then ben is like "its pretty good actually"

wants to dog the game for some wonkiness and "square is totally known for its platforming" in a 2002 game

his only real beef with the game is that he just hates disney and thats about it
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>>386670609
I'm not sure what 'trigger' means, I'm not sure you understood what I wrote.

He has a fucking shitty voice and it's hard to not notice that when it's an essential part of a podcast, where there are only 3 people speaking for most of the time.

It's not just about tone are his fucked up nose, there's way more of that.
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>>386670743
but their cancerous community just parrot whatever they think and say, upvote them and say "hilarious content xd" in the similar way north koreans praise their own leaders that make you question if they really believe it or are just saying it so they dont get executed/permabanned
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>>386670865
You're ridiculous.
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I think Alex is about to kill himself on stream right now.
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>>386671201
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If they were doing Kingdom Heartache more than once a week it'd be okay, but at the rate they're going now it's gonna take over a year just to get through KH1. I understand that Ben legitimately wants to try the series because he's interested in KH3 (which is way more of a shot than any other member of the crew has given the series), but this is the absolute worst way to do it. He seems like he's trying to care but the guests (Jeff especially, Brad wasn't quite as bad) don't give a shit and talk over every cutscene and then joke about how weird the game is or how they don't know what to do. I'm sure it's affecting Ben's overall experience with the game so far, especially considering it took him 40 fucking minutes to find the shit for the raft in episode 2.
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>>386671753
wait so has Ben never played it?

Brad said he sort of remembered the first one at release and Jeff hates KH.

Why would they make this a series? MGS works as Dan loves the series and he can be triggered by people telling him it's anime.
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>>386670006
>ben is bad
>abby is acceptable
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>>386672195
>implying i said anything about abby
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>>386649641
>>386649238
I like Danika.
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>>386635785
>the kikess is ok

She doesn't even play video games.
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>>386657635
that's usually bad
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>>386670797
Really though, of all the games they could've picked...
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>>386636920
Yet he has a girlfriend and we are alone
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>>386660412
Move Dan and Rory down to fuck off tier. Move Abby and Jason down to tolerable.
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>>386672274
haven't seen the site in like 3 months...

who is the semen demon
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>>386672274
>nose ring
>tattoos
>painted on eyebrows
oven.jpg
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>>386672414

doesn't he say "significant other"? I saw people speculate he's dating a trap
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>>386651254
Waypoint is a SJW shithole of a site.
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>>386672414
>girlfriend
Should we tell this anon?
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>>386671753
I find it weird that Austin was funnier than professional comedianne Abby.
Also compare his level of engagement in VinnyVania with the average Blue Bombin episode.
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>>386672674
Didn't mean to reply to the KH autist, whoops.
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>>386672497
Waypoint community person who guested on the Abben podcast.
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How to fix Giant Bomb: Fire Alex, Ben and Dan
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>>386671753
Only two eps in, but yeah Jeff was a bummer.
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>>386672497
https://twitter.com/danikaharrod
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>>386672293

She wasn't hired for that though. She's the booth monkey so Vinny can play more games on stream
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>>386671753
>found the mushroom behind the rock and on the cliff in episode 1
>checks there again in episode 2
>wow what the fuck why is there nothing there that's stupid game design
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>>386672825
>22k followers
>verified
>you now remember last week's bombcast
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>>386672572
>>386672656
I would not be surprised
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Alex is by far the worst person on the site. His holier-than-thou special snowflake bullshit is fucking annoying.
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>>386670797
>his only real beef with the game is that he just hates disney
That and it's a floaty piece of garbage with mediocre combat. As for talking over the cutscenes - why bother? They both know fine well the plot is babbling nonsense that has only doubled down on its bullshit with sequels. It's a really fucking awful feature that they aren't going to finish.

That and the plot up to the end of their second video is still as opaque as a stained glass window covered in shit.
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>>386672572

No his girlfriend is a raging non binary SJW neo-marxist. He says 'partner' because she has control over his speech and would get triggered to fuck if he said the g word.

He also threw one of his closest friends Nick under the bus of the SJW mob because of that whole drama that happened a couple of days ago.
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>>386673074
His partner is genderqueer.
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>>386652012
yes, that is Austin Walker, former member of Giant Bomb, not Jaden Smith
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>>386672825
>>386672497
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>>386673203

At least you can console yourself that he hates himself and is close to suicidal ever so often
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>>386673489
just get some sperm on her face and move her out of that hellhole SF, she'll be fine
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>>386671753
Keyblade...
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>>386672825
>>386673489
>>386672557

she's actually way fatter than I had originally imagined. pass

this is why twitch is better, chill non SJW + hot chicks
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>>386673619
Only way he offs himself is if his uggo azn gf wants them to suicide pact together. He wouldn't have the balls to do it on his own.
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>>386673794
She's in NY not SF.
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Its pretty funny how some people still defend Patrick, yet nobody defends Austin. Guess him leaving for Polygon really soured his reputation.
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>>386674068

In all the years of following GB, I've never seen Brad or Alex' azn gifs
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>>386674198
wat?
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>>386674198

He never had one in the first place. He used GB as a career advancement to jump up to an even more terrible SJW rag that more fits his communist ideology.
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>>386674198

Even Jeff seemed kinda miffed at how blatantly Austin used GB as a stepping stone and a way to get all his shitty Twitter friends a paycheck before bouncing.
True scumbag moves
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>>386655643
she's like the female dan
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>>386674087
>implying there's a difference
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>>386674198
Austin left for Vice.
Patrick left for Kotaku I think before going to vice, or was it polygon?
The east office still fucks with him though, they even play pubg in their private time with him.

Speaking of pubg
Vinny: "I don't have you on my steam friends list Ben" for the 4th week in a row
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>>386674198
I have never seen anyone defend Patrick, but I have heard many people defend Austin. He was a cool dude, he liked anime and played games. Had things to say and opinions on stuff, unlike even some people on staff.
>>
>>386674426
>>386674401
If he loves communism so much why doesn't he just migrate to Venezuela?
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>>386662064
This. We all have the friend who exaggerates his ignorance for the sake of comedy.
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>>386655730
she's only like 24-25, was in the articles about their marriage
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>>386635710
They hired a clam and I don't like listening to or seeing women desu.
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>>386649672
>tfw you hired Ben
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>>386662064

He thought egg whites was the shells. He literally graduated college by accident. Nothing about dan is exaggerated.
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>mfw somebody says they don't like patrick
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>>386674835
wtf I LOVE Patrick now
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>>386674578
patrick works for austin now
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>>386636887
His wife probably looked a lot like Abby 15 years and two kids ago. I can see why he would be tempted.
>>
The funny fat guys died and they got nu males to replace him
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great tier:
giantbomb talk about food episode

god tier:
giantbomb order food episode
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>>386658012
all the research shows that >muh metabolism is a fucking meme and that the variation is +-200 at the extremes

youre not a special snowflake, youre a fucking lardass with no self-control and literally everything you need to do is put down the fork
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They always had on devs as guests when they were quick looking a game so they never tore into shit games like they used too. It was all AAA games and no more random shovelware game got reviewed
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>>386674607
>He was a cool dude
He would get really assblasted about stuff and get quiet when offended.
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>>386637448
I know senpai I may be a poorfag but I am not paying $20 for a fucking pair of me undies you crotch kikes
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>>386674835
>>386674892
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>>386670460
ben supposedly asked him to sit in for the setup test and jeff didnt know he was being tricked
>>
i just want the vinny / abby affair to happen

and i hope ben steps in human shit on his way to work each day until he learns to speak properly
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>>386655643
i think dan married down but idk
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>>386675209
Never noticed this. Three people will watch the same social interaction and come away with a million different perspectives on it. I doubt what you saw was really what happened.
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>>386675321
think that was just a bit, and not seriously what was happening.
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>>386675729
good for you not being a hypocrite albeit 10 hours too late.
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>>386675473
He literally cried about KotakuInAction, GamerGate and called people on Twitter "shitlords" on his most recent podcast at Waypoint.

Patrick Klepek is utterly assblasted.
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>>386675473
You're telling me Austin didn't get super quiet after The Coon was shown in the South Park E3 coverage? It killed the mood, everyone noticed it.
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>>386669018
I think the jokes work out more than you think, just because Jeff isn't laughing doesn't mean he doesn't think he's being funny or enjoying himself around Ben. I really enjoy the Jeff and Ben features, the Brad and Ben features are good too in other ways that they work off each other.

I'm not fan of any of the dota shit, that that away.
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>>386675878
Nah, I never bought this. Its the perfect weapon for people to shout SJW!!! at GB, and it literally didn't happen like that.
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>>386651514
It's so cute when Austin tries to fit in with real black people.
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>>386651254
Where were you when Austin Walker and Patrick Klepek admitted they knew Nick Robinson was a serial sexual harasser and had protected him for years? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SuzGgjbw18
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>>386675959
It literally did but okay dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uscSezW1Ghs
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>>386676065

>engage in harmless, consensual and reciprocated flirting with a self admitted mentally ill slut
>gets used as ammunition in a twitter witch hunt when he criticises the performance of a switch game
>gets suspended from his job just to placate the mob
>all his friends burn their bridges and throw him under the bus as fast as they possibly can just to keep themselves out of the crosshair and to show how progressive and virtuous they are

Such harassment, how are women ever going to be safe again?
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>>386676398
I wouldn't welcome this embarrassing come-on, but she also doesn't really make it explicitly clear that it makes her uncomfortable and it is unwelcome. Every possible indication of her discomfort is followed by lol jk, ya flirt.
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>>386676065
Well those people sure are happy to throw their friend under the bus to salvage their own reputations.
I don't know who they are but I'm not a fan of whoever they aren't.
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>>386676398
>all that buildup for a bunch of dry tweets of a girl dryly explaining how nick asked to her to blow him one time
>still somehow the greatest crime committed by man
the absolute state of gaming journalism
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>>386635710
GB East finishing their transition to YouTube content producers, rather than ex-journos

Vinny's father-daughter relationship with Abby constantly pushing irrelevant conversations with her to the forefront

Everyone slowly becoming as bad as Brad at video games, Steal my Sunshine being the worst example of this

Ben's lack of charisma with anyone except Jeff failing to save the flagging GB West

Bought out by their corporate overlords, and lost the remaining attitude they had after Ryan's death

etc.
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>>386676375
Few of them even like South Park, the demo was very long and was an awkward way to present such a game, and that interview after was awkward as well. This was not a drag because of The Coon.
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>>386676802
>Giant Bomb thread
>I don't know who two former employees and an intern for Giant Bomb are
Having been in these threads for years, you've just set a new level of nu-GB viewer.
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>>386676882
The problem is Jeff, not Ben.
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>>386676982
wow damn, must be embarrassing
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>>386676982
I know who Nick is but not whoever is reading that script.
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>>386676882
it's funny how they always act like they're above youtube / twitch fuckers when they've been doing the exact same shit as them for years except on a worse schedule because muh meetings
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I broke out my Gamecube and a copy of Sunshine just to prove to myself that the camera & controls aren't as abysmal as their playthrough makes them look.

Within 5 minutes I couldn't believe just how fucking bad they are the game. You'd think they'd be better considering their job involves games.
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>>386675959
>implying Austin didn't sit back because he knew good goy Alex was going to be offended in his stead
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FYI, this steal your sunshine is less unbearable than the others I've seen.
Abby is much better at the game than Vinny and Alex, which is surprising.
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>>386674796
t. Dan
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I'm glad other people here feel a little weird about Vinny and Abby's dynamic. I thought I was imagining it.
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Even on the site in the comments it's people shitting on Ben. Sad.
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>>386676818
Gamejournos knew about Nick, which is why they dropped him FUCKING IMMEDIATELY with zero accusation.

They're all cracking open their little black books of dirt, lot more juicy shit than we've seen in the public.
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Only started listening to the podcasts.
Did Abby claim she was running PUBG via her Mac?
How come Ben is a video game journalist when he seems to play everything on easy?

I thought GiantBomb were meant to be a bit against the system with their main man Jeff but it feels very shilly.
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Abby's laugh is too cute
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>>386675436
How quickly did they get married? That's not really a Taco Bell, is it?
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can somebody tell me how it's possibe they avg like 20k views per video? They would get more hits from random clicks than that.

Wtf? Are they that bad are marketing?
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>>386677362
In that video that was meant to show GB's SJW sensibilities, supposedly, triggered they don't even bring up anything really political. The Coon bit in the beginning is all that is there, the rest of it is "Oh, well yeah that happened in the last game, and "This demo and interview sure is cringey or boring". Far stretch to say this is sjw politics getting btfo
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>>386674198
I'm not necessarily defending him but I won't deny that he was a pretty cool dude whenever he wasn't talking about politics. He had good chemistry with Vinny and could play off his silly roleplay bits really well, and had some pretty okay taste with the things he brought to the table. I'm just sad he fucked up the hiring process.
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>>386677586
like 2 years i think
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>>386676931

>Dan says he enjoyed the last season of South Park
>Alex angrily shouts "NO!" at him
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>>386677778
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>>386635710
As soon as I started realizing that Dan sounded more reasonable and fun than most of them.

Also everyone trashing on Jeff the instance he doesn't like the "10/10 visual artist's journey that changed my life" that no one will talk about in a month. I'm still mad about Inside, he had the most accurate description of that piece of shit I heard and no one believed him.
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>>386677484
>a little weird
implying theres anything wrong with a little daddy-daughter RP
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>>386670878
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>they spend 8 hours a day updating wifi passwords

whoa...
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>>386677987
How's the NEET life treating you?
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>>386677662

This

When Austin stuck to the stuff he was hired to do, I quite enjoyed him. He had great interplay with Vinny and would actually be knowledgeable about games and weeb shit. A shame he couldn't stay professional and just fucking entertain us instead of soapboxing too often
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>>386677778
Wasn't in the video. You're all over the place.
And Alex is particularly miserable at times, no argument there.
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Jeff is burned out, I think he would want to close/leave/go solo but he feels somehow responsible for other people.
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>>386678185

I don't care that it wasn't in the video, it was in the E3 livestream. That shit happened
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>>386676990
Jeff has had his issues lately, but Ben is a black void of charisma. Stop sucking his dick.
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>>386678106
I run the LDAP servers that they're using to login to their wifi :^)

I'm gonna re-generate all CBSi passwords, brb
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>>386674578
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>>386678310
I don't need to suck Ben's dick to think he's not the worst person ever, like everyone has thought of any new-hire to GB. Jeff is a lame old man, and he's a cynic.
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Reminder that Jeff cucked himself and conceded all power to SJWs when he allowed Alex to dictate that "Hottest Mess" should go to Palmer Luckey for purely political reasons external the video game industry.

Can't wait for Trump to get the hottest mess this year.
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>>386678451
I prefere him to be lame, angry and cynical, than bored, impatient and with forced smile when he clearly does not enjoy filming some quicklook.
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>>386678550
>Trump to get the hottest mess this year.
he probably should, he's an active threat to video games because he'll incite a nuclear war before the end of 2017
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Can anyone link me or tell me when they started tallying up the things on the chalkboard this E3? I think it was for moody covers of songs but I didn't see when they started and they had a lot of tallies between the content I watched.
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>>386678431
Someone should post this to the giantbomb reddit and collect the butthurt.
I would, but
>reddit
>>386678550
More like Alex got weird and Jeff rolled over because who cares.
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>>386678631
Alex, stop posting
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>>386678616
I don't like either, desu.
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>>386678807
prove me wrong

this buffoon will destroy all video games
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>>386678451
I thought Austin was fine. And Abby is doing well as well.

I, and many others think Ben is a shit hire, get over it.
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>>386656854
Brad is literally the textbook definition of underachiever.

>was a gifted student in high school
>went to study computer science
>burned out and switched to english because he probably got obsessed with playing quake
>intern at gamespot
>no direction in life
>just attach yourself to Jeff

He's been in the same spot for 10 years. He has no drive or motivation. When the site inevitably dies I have no idea what he's going to do for a living. He has zero skills, all he does he edit a podcast. Dude actually might kill himself.
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>>386678887
I will post in a GB thread after the end of 2017, by doing I will prove you wrong.
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>>386678921
>He has zero skills
who cares? Skills get your foot in the door and he's already in - he has all the connections in the world.

If Giant Bomb died Brad would get a job at IGN within three weeks
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>>386678919
I agree with you, but just think that Ben is trapped on one of the lamest, uncharismatic teams I have seen in a long time. He may not be, somehow whatever it means, the perfect new hire but I think there are other problems that get in the way of content with him from being a great time.
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>>386674624
You gotta understand the disassociation these kinda guys have.

They want money for the poor, the working class, the less fortunate, and the minorities. However they consider themselves part of all of these, simply because they have to go through life like everybody else. So he already probably feels like he's accomplished the "struggle" of both a capitalist america, and earned the benefits his ideas will allow. He's not about to hop onto his own system, it's all about getting what you're "already owed". Even though there are thousands much worse off than him, much more discriminated against than him (fuck look at the Palestinians or Christians in parts of the Middle East who are killed for what they are), but he can't really acknowledge that fact otherwise his whole idea comes crashing down.

It's perpetual victim-ship and claims that your current society needs to change rather than actually moving to a society that fits your goals. If you did that, you wouldn't be able to pose as a victim and thus no one would listen to you.
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>>386679046
>Brad would get a job at IGN within three weeks
You forget that Brad is a FUCKING WHITE MALE with little to no talent in his field of choice.

Corporate diversity demands he does _not_ get a new job. That IGN position will go to a dangerhaired troon SJW who have the same or better skillset to Brad, because it's near impossible to be worse.
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>>386679046
>>386678921
I'm an underachiever too. You're dumb and have no idea how job market works. Brad would get picked up easy
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>>386679184
Nope, Brad would get a job within three weeks.
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>saging
>page 6
see you around boys
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>>386675473
Was it Austin or Alex who cried when they called the Undertale run the "Genocide Run"?
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>>386675162
I miss Wii quick looks
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>>386679274
>Thread still active
>Livestream still up
what if we

made another one
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>>386675321
That was quite obviously set up that way
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>>386679368
that's illegal anon
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>>386679368
just make a super mario sunshine thread
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>>386679368
you got a link
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>>386679046
>>386679203

To do what exactly? Review video games? It's something he clearly isn't passionate about anymore and has done like twice in the last year. He doesn't do editorial stuff either. He is a middle aged white guy who is totally fucked.
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>>386679692
Uh-huh. Tell me when you grow up bucko
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>>386677489
Examples?
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>>386679692
His experience would probably land him an upper role where he could oversee review processes.
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>>386679125
That's such a non-argument. Just because there's conflict in the Middle East doesn't mean we should turn a blind eye to the underrepresentation of minorities in video games.
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>>386679774
why would I pay an out of touch dota player whose opinion mostly consists of NeoGAF hivemind a living wage when I can pay a young troon who actually plays a variety of games with "brand recognition" and "experience"?
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>>386678635
Terrible puns. Bottom was them, top was developers.
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>>386679935
Brad would get jeffs job
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>>386679839
>he can have this job that everyone in this industry would murder over
>there's like 10 of these positions in the industry that actually pay with benefits.
it's hard out there for talentless hacks in this industry
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Sara Lima > Mary Kish
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Someone make a new thread about Super Mario Sunshine and link us the Steal My Sunshine shit. I'll watch it with you guys.
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>>386680082
where would Jeff go? How quickly would GB become the worlds worst dota website?
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>work at a video game site
>only game youve finished this year is mass effect andromeda
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>>386678921
You vastly underestimate the power of personal connections in the game industry.
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>there are who people honestly think Brad wouldn't get a made up job title where he can be the exact same at some other game journalism
I don't think you guys realize how incestuous and buddy buddy all these sites are
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>>386679839
If anything he'd get a pity hire in PR/marketing at some game publisher. Like when Alex worked for Harmonix, or the many or instances of it.
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>>386680223
He didn't even finish Tacoma.
Finished Hellblade though.
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>>386680093
Everyone in the industry hasn't been in the industry for 20+ years and
>covered multiple E3s over multiple generations
>experience on field covering in Japan, Korea and Europe
>A review portfolio that's realistically 3000+ reviews
>experience both as a journalist and an on camera personality
>experience editing the most popular gaming podcast in the world
>connections to hundreds of different developers - has had unreleased Uncharted tech footage, the making of Bastion and more featured on Giant Bomb
>already a huge social media presence and following
You can talk shit about Brad but his CV is IGNs wet dream
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>>386680118
She straight up disappeared
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>>386680236
You vastly underestimate how strapped for cash and nervous glorified blogs like Polygon and Kotaku are getting

>muh pivot to video
>we're actually shit compared to 16 year olds on YouTube
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>>386680449

Did she leave comic vine?
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>>386680429
Despite this experience Brad still just sounds like a pleb when he talks about anything. He walks through life with his eyes closed.
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>>386679692
He'd get a job within a week as a PR person for some random Ubisoft studio.
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>>386680379
Tacoma looks like such shit.
Has anyone even bothered to play it to complain?

I wish GB had someone with good opinions and told devs they flat out didn't like the game. It wouldn't matter with professionals of course but indie devs deserve it
I'm so sick of indie darling companies
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>>386679890
>under-representation
>minorities
You realize that's a contradiction right? If they're minorities and there are less represented, that's the proper representation.

Meanwhile you play a Bioware game today and half my crew is gender fluid, the other half is gay, and then you can't even pick a fully white skin-tone.
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>>386680514
>>386680449
yeah ages ago

She went to france and studied business or something
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I identify with Brad and 99% of you guys would be a brad or a ben. You can't even pretend
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>>386680614

They daren't review it negatively because it was made by radical progressives so it's ~important~ and ~deep~
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>>386680614
How can Tacoma be bad when it's made by a gay man?
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>>386680735
I wish I was a brad
>does nothing and works a job that seems fun as hell
>could get any job in the games industry if he wanted
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>>386680614
no

gotta suck the gone homo cock
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>>386680867
>wanting to be in video games
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>>386680735
>I identify with Brad
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